>Thursday, March 30th
Richmond Tigers def Collingwood Magpies @ the MCG
>Friday, March 31st
Footscray Bulldogs def South Melbourne Bloods @ Docklands Stadium
>Saturday, 1st April
Hawthorn Hawks def by Adelaide Crows @ the MCG
GWS Giants def Gold Coast Suns @ Sydney Showground Stadium
West Coast Eagles vs St Kilda Saints @ Subiaco Oval; 16:40 AWST
Brisbane Lions vs Essendon Bombers @ the Gabba; 18:25 AEDT
>Sunday, April 2nd
Geelong Cats vs North Melbourne Kangaroos @ Docklands; 13:10 AEDT
Melbourne Demons vs Carlton Blues @ the MCG; 15:20 AEDT
Port Adelaide Power vs Fremantle Dockers @ Adelaide Oval; 16:10 ACST
*dabs
The Gabba
who /dabloos/ here?
>tfw iggs actually are gonna lose
Anyone have a spare $250?
HEAVE HO UNNA
Giants wom by 100+ but Shaw only got 53 in supercoach, legend
>worst coast umps desperately trying to keep their franchise team in it
>still lose
>some fag here will need to kill himself
>People declaring premiership favs in round 2
Why? No one knows where teams sit relative to each other after two fucking games.
Are the Saints being milned by the umps? Seems the free kick count is 11-1 to the Eagles.
>implying that was touched
>Basil and Leigh Matthews actually have great chemistry
Why is channel 7's C team their best team
>>74980746
I know right. I won't even talk about who might look good until at least round 5
>>74980760
Any team Baz is in is the best team
>>74980745
reply to me
>>74980760
I was surprised by how good Derm has gotten. He mixed great analysis with some good comedy including mixing "running to the fat side" with a quip about Dunstall being fat, very comfy. The only other person who is more comfy to listen to is Mark Thompson.
COMEBACK
O
M
E
B
A
C
K
>>74980797
>mfw i've successfully tricked both pol and sp into believing this random soc camwhore is me
Comfy
>Brown and Carlisle having words with faggot umpires about them trying to umpball iggs back into game
>mincing poofs try to blow them off
>Joey reminds these tags that he's head of the AFLPA and we can strike at any time and crash the league with no survivors
Based
/crows/ lads
>>74980807
D A M A G E C O N T R O L
>>74980735
who's fred?
>>74980807
Damage control
@74980807
Sad. Fat cunt on damage control watch.
Reality cunt on aborted narrative watch
I'm a fucking gay cunt and I should kill myself
Tom Bell's kicking is so fucking garbage
>>74980842
Truth. Although death is too good for Greens voting oxygen thieves
>>74980842
Go on then anon
>>74980837
elite lad. You are a pillar of this community.
>>74980873
looks comfy.
>>74980873
Absolutely disgusting
BASED LOINS 5 GOALS IN A ROW
>>74980873
>screenshot
Essendope on permanent exposed watch
>>74980894
I screenshot the photo so it's not a 4mb file
Based Reality " Community Outreach Pogrom" Check
>>74980913
Trip on RC
will the Mariners avoid the wooden spoon lads?
U M P B A L L
M
P
B
A
L
L
LIONS ARE BACK, BASED BRISBANE
42 POINTS DOWN, ONLY 5 DOWN NOW
/saints/ getting umpballed hard and still staying in it
OH WHEN THE SAINTS
>Yeo-caine
Test him tomorrow morning and he'll piss hot guaranteed.
GET RAPED ESSENDOPE
ZORKOOOOO
>Essshitdon
CHANNEL YOUR PASSION FOR BRISBURGERS
what
>>74981028
Come on Brisburgers
>>74981028
>>74981027
>>74981022
>>74981021
>celebrating this hard while still losing
The regional service station of brisbane everyone
>>74980973
HOW.
It's great when you know this is the best sport in the world
>>74981043
Being this your addict memeteam is getting exposed.
>>74981064
Not bad looking, not as good as my magpie gf Ruby though.
>>74981043
>Implying dem lions are losing
>>74981043
Can we celebrate now lad?
Based Loins
>>74981043
Faggot.
FUCKING CHOKING ESSECUNTS WHAT THE FUCK.
>>74981034
We're getting umpballed by the home team in 32 degree heat and still blowing you the fuck out
2017 premiers
>>74981090
No more juice
>>74981073
She's gagging for the coach.
Giles bald spot is absolutely disgusting
>>74981097
Yeah like we were winning with the juice...
brisgods to make the 8
>>74981043
>channeling your passion for a team is "celebrating"
Fucking moron.
>>74981073
>>74981064
All these women are gagging on chad's dick right now and will never know you exist.
>>74981100
Don't talk about my gf like that
>Beams injured again
Big surprise
If this wce game ends in a draw im gonna kilda myself
>12.17
If saints lose this I will heem Ricky Nixon
>>74981064
thought she was doing a poo in the thumbnail. Pretty disappointed
Hipwood's run-up is just ridiculous. It's Franklin's run-up on steroids, literally goes off his line by 5m
@74981130
Do it regardless of the result oxygen thief.
>someone had children with cameron ling voluntarily
>IGGLES
>Tipungwatti sets you up perfectly
>Kicks like shit
Pure pottery of this game.
>>74981159
>cameron ling isn't a handsome man
>ginger genetics aren't urgently in danger of extinction
Essendon "comeback story" confirmed, AFL rigging the hell out of this game.
>>74981159
>voluntarily
>>74981169
Fuck off Cameron
Why is that nigger only wearing a red sash instead of the Guernsey?
>>74981181
He also grew a shit ton of hair since playing for Sydney last night
Iggs just cannot get infront.
>Tim Memebrey
HAHAHAH BRIS 'CRASHING THIS TEAM' BANE REKT ONCE AGAIN.
ESSENDON FLYING HIGH.
why is west coast so shit?
Fuck off
saints umpballed again
Holy fuck this umpball
>>74981265
It's a WA thing
ready to be disappointed by norf tomorrow.
pls roos.
>>74981285
>>74981276
>15.6 plays 13.18
>"""Ump""" """ball"""
Looks like our tripfriend is gonna become a true hero, this one is a draw
cuckfaggot tripcunt on anticipated pooicide watch
>>74981269
my quoted post still stands. Giving your passion to a team is not celebrating. If you were anymore brain dead I'd tell you to put your trip on. Faggot.
>>74981295
I'm still running on disappointment from mid last season
>>74981298
filtered
Is Queensland the worst state of all time?
>>74981310
same, hence my lack of confidence so far.
especially after that fucking ABYSMAL round 1 match.
kek, quality day of footy tßh
>>74981297
Lmao fuck off WAautist
Scuttling out faster than a hawkroach
Iggs win confirmed
>>74981317
South Australia
>>74981318
I don't think we have much to look forward to this side of ANZAC day too. If we lose to the dockers and gaj coast I might need that lifeline number
>>74981338
if we legit lose to dockers and gaj coast i might join a suicide pact with you.
there's no way we can sink that low. Geelong's gonna be tough but a loss to dockers and gc would make me get the noose.
>SHIT Kilda
>>74981297
>23 free kicks to 8
>this post
>shart kilda
>>74981366
Saints could have killed the game off early if they kicked straight
>>74981366
>my team is shit at not giving away free kicks so clearly there is an umpiring conspiracy against us
this meme needs to die
>>74981391
And they could have continued to kill them off in the second and third if the Eagles weren't umpballed back into the game
well done saints friends :3
proud of u
>>74981391
thanks clarkie
>>74981295
>Goldstein out
Dangerfield may have the single greatest performance by a human being in this or any other dimension.
>>74981405
This is the cruelest brand of bants
>6.7 in the first quarter of an away match in Perth
You deserve this loss for not kicking straight Saints you grubs.
>cucktoria
kek
KEK
kek
>>74981414
oh dear sweet jesus
we're truly fucked
>>74981405
Careful lad. You don't want to be branded like the Hawkroaches who scuttle out only after the result is determined. That being said well done, Saints kicked themselves out of it in the first.
>>74981414
I bet Bad Scott is frantically googling how to forfeit an AFL game right now
yep pretty much umpball except saints can blame themselves for kicking 19 behinds, if they had converted there wouldn't have been room for umpball to save the eagles
seriously though afl needs to train umps not to give into eagles fans at subi calling shit from the stands, they will call ANYTHING. sneeze on an eagle and it's a high tackle
Saints? Sould call them the Aints! Hahahahahaha
>>74981414
Looks like it time for Geelong to get some Big Black Majak
>didn't lose by 50 points
That's breddy gud
>got umpballed out of a win
fug
>>74981438
>it's a brad scott doesn't put majak on the field yet again episode
even when goldstein's out he under utilises him.
>>74981450
He's probably just racist
>>74981454
watch majak trade out of norf to go to some other team and he'll be used properly and go on to be an absolute beast.
it'll be our biggest mistake since....dropping spud firrito and boomer.
>>74981450
>>74981454
Can you blame him
>>74981484
Nothing scary about this young man
>>74981484
kek this was taken after Majak strolled in and missed a total sitter. nice.
>>74981503
Tell that to the woman who accused him of rape.
Sorry I haven't been posting much. I'm up in Brisvegas just finished watching the game. Still feeling a bit crook but a good win to get my spirits back up.
@74981548
Fuck off.
>>74980474
How did you manage to get 3/5 timezones wrong
>>74981565
Hey dickhead I'm "literally" on ten tips for the year which I'm sure is more than you have.
>>74981548
go for a swim mate
@74981582
Ok I'll believe that despite you being too much of a bitch to post your "tips" anymore. Go back to begging your mum to pay for the gook proxy again you waste of space. You are quite literally the WORST iteration of RC there has been. Be a man and have some ball like the original and Kilda yourself, make mummy proud for once.
>>74981548
>>74981582
>getting bullied by round 2 casuals.
How the useless have fallen even further hey.
>>74981548
Hope you fucking drown. With the way tip you couldn't afford a snorkel.
You can loosen the noose guy who bet his rent on this game. Next drinks are on you lad.
>>74981607
I already publically posted two of my tips, fuckhead. Also I'm not tipping Bulldogs games anymore. The outcome has a high likelihood of being fixed so there's really no point. I objectively tipped the Swans, but I ended up tipping the dogs because I just knew the AFL wouldn't let their precious snowflakes lose on flag night. Didn't watch the game but word around town is that people are starting to wake up to what is happening.
Oh yeah and I'm tipping Port, Carlton and the Cats tomorrow to take my tally to 13. Happy now?
>>74981761
>this post
>>74981761
>Carlton
RC with the huuuuge call
>>74981761
Trying too hard.
You reall are a pathetic poster now that your narrative is aborted. By not doing 2 minutes of simple research about extradition laws on the country you were "fleeing" too you have exposed yourself as the autistic NEET that you are. I mean how sad must you be to COPY a tripfag's gimmick (after he killed himself) and still fail at that. You used to be great value RC but now you are a husk. Sad.
>>74981761
>I already publically (sic) posted two of my tips
And yet you are magically on 10 for the year, stop wasting your own time and ours. You've past your use by date.
>>74981843
Hot damn Realty Cheque BTFO
>>74981761
>Conspiracy Check
>>74981792
>>74981843
>>74981863
>>74981886
>>74981899
>this samefag
>>74981908
trip on
>>74981908
TRIP POWERS
DEACTIVATE
ACTIVATE CLOAK
>>74981908
Sad as fuck RC. Bullied into non-trip posts by the start of season freshies. Go back to getting it wrong in /cric/
>23-8 free kick count WC way
>worst australians will defend this
>>74982000
>6.7 in the first quarter
>19 behinds for the game
>Saints fans will defend this
>>74982037
who gives a fuck mate, the coke eagles clearly got given an armchair ride
>>74982094
by st kildas shit kicking
>>74982094
>Provide a legitimate reason for Saints losing (poor kicking)
>WHO GIVES A FUCK THE UMPS DID THIS GET ME MORE FUCKING TIN FOIL
Get your head out of your ass mate you're almost as bad as Conspiracy Check. It's only Round 2, if the calls were as bad as that Puopolo in the back I'd understand but a disparity like that is down to a difference in game style and a little of the Iggs Selwood touch for drawing high tackles.
>>74982113
also this
>>74982000
Making up excuses for every loss is why we're so shit. We shouldn't have to depend on umpiring to win a fucking game
can you just IMAGINE being a cucktorian?
I don't know how they haven't all killed themselves, knowing they have the SHAME of living in that state
Muscular elite WA, NSW and SA all laugh at you cucks.
>>74982192
>>74982134
>>74982113
yeah, piss off cunts. we kicked bad, but west coast always get free kicks cunt, thats the only reason they weren't 5 goals down at 3/4 time
now fuck off while i laugh at you
>>74982000
Well our GST paid for it
>>74982192
It's this cuck mentality of rushing to blame ourselves all the time which is why >we are so shit. We shouldn't have to be good enough to overcome the umps, we were good enough to win if not for umpball.
Stop blaming the victim.
>>74982308
>now fuck off while i laugh at you
You lost, you aren't laughing at anything. Fuck off.
>>74982308
>we kicked bad
which one are you, champ? McCartin or Bruce?
>west coast always get free kicks cunt
b-but they always g-g-get the frees. I-it's not f-fair. Everyone s-should g-get the same n-number of frees o-or it's n-not fair
kys
>>74982308
>admits that they kicked bad
>"b-but West Coast ALWAYS get free kicks"
>Still tells people to fuck off
Nice anecdotal evidence child. Just accept you lost,in Round 2 no less, take a breath and stop your hands shaking and your fat jiggling before you post again.
>>74981434
The advantage of actually having fans.
>>74982332
>>74982344
>>74982357
>this samefag
>>74982381
>feels good to be ELITE
>>74982392
>has no reply to the truth except to cry samefag
as expected
Can't wait for the tiges to demolish the iggs next week. I WILL be in attendance.
>>74982520
I can't wait either, because like last time, poormond supporters WILL be going home crying AGAIN
>smacked down by JACK DARLING
holy KEK
test, high
>>74982765
Reality Check: Drugs are degenerate
>>74982821
Sorry. I'm a huge poofter and can't help myself.
>>74982765
>>74982857
Good effort lad. Keep posting and I'll refer to you as Reality Check instead of the other aborted narrative faggot.
jokes, anyone who tries to trip as reality check deserves the rope.
>>74981151
Hipwood looks like a transgender """woman"""
>>74982765
>>74982857
Ayy I like this self hating Reality Cunt. You jumping ship to a different trip too now fag?
>>74982903
A fresh start would be nice.
>>74982937
>A fresh start would be nice.
Then convert to from Satanism to Buddhism and kill yourself. Anyone who trips under RC will be bullied until eternity itself has said it's prayers.
see the bombers fly up :)
>>74983061
>will be bullied until eternity itself has said it's prayers.
nuthen personnell kid
based WABA
tripfags were a cornerstone of /afl/
it's a shame they're nearly all gone
>>74983128
/afl/ used to be about forming friendships
>>74983128
>>74983145
>those post times
Ask me how I know you are a useless attention whore tripcunt
>>74983097
It's a line from the proposed Gladiator sequel written by Nick Cave plebian
>>74983279
Okay, big guy. Since I'm a man of peace now;
How do you know I am a useless attention whore tripcunt?
>>74983301
>I'm a man of peace now
Are you really trying to recycle that failed "Peaceful man of faith" shtick routine? That didn't last 2 threads last year and people don't forget mate. Get a grip and craft a proper narrative, maybe write down a few key points so you don't fuck yourself over like the last 2,3, ? times maybe you literal faggot.
>>74983375
Now, now, that's unnecessary. No need to being up my sexual history.
That's for myself to digress when I feel like it, not for you to dig through an archive to remind everyone of the time I had the most energetic, sexually enlightening and spiritual experience of my life.
>>74983413
>Sidestepping the truth
Your grammar and syntax is all off drug fucked RC. Try again tomorrow.
>>74983555
Dem trips of truth
Reminder that there was literally NOTHING wrong with the umpiring in the West Coast/St Kilda game.
>>74983669
Shut up faggot.
>>74983912
Uncalled for.
>>74984053
>uncalled for
Fuck off. You've shit up multiple AUS related sporting event threads for however long. Whether you are an RC imitator or the 5th generation RC who doesn't have the balls to kill himself trying to make a "fresh start" matters not. YOU are a waste of space. YOU can't even maintain your own narrative and are desperately clutching at straws to maintain a modicum of relevance in this community. YOU will never be able to find a rafter strong enough in the trailer in your mother's backyard to hang your obese corpse from.
Have a Reality Check on me, you're done.
>Reality cuck
>forming friendships
also re; tripfriends
>implying any of us have ever left
the OG /afl/ Elite are mostly here.
>>74984521
there is only
you
and
joel
>Realty Cunt on aborted narrative AND trip watch
Are the other sports even trying?
>>74985638
Does Australia even have other winter sports?
iga tbf
/top4/ tonight
cant say im feeling it tbqhwyf, underwhelming win
>>74985661
>iga
single handedly brought based dr pepper to australia really
Lads, I don't want to alarm you, but I just traveled back in time an hour. I am a fucking time traveler.
>>74985653
We don't really have a "Winter" worthy sport. Anyone who gave a fuck about winter sports died in Thredbo
>>74985661
It was fine la
Not >our fault the Saints couldn't keep up with >us in the 4th
Last for fuck tripfags hope they all get roped.
Basedbane
>some guy pretending to be me
I will never post under a different trip without announcing it on my current trip.
Literally on poocide watch from that game, though I fucked a Norwegian girl last night, so that kind of makes up for it. And unlike the worst tripfag on this board, I paid not a cent for it.
>>74991752
Fake RC pls go
>>74991752
>>74983375
Can you confirm this?
mornin /afl/
I ate some off tap spicey Ramen last night and now I've been sitting on the shitter for the last 40mins ama.
>>74993493
How well does teaching english in japan pay? Thinking of popping over to glorious nippon for a month or two
Cats by 60+
dabloos by 5
Port by 40+
Lock it in lads
>>74993834
I don't do it, but a few of me mates do. Depends what your qualifications and workplace is like. If you're a shit kicker with a degree they'll pay you minimum wage, which is about 10bucks an hour.
Friendly reminder that Adam Treloar is a literal cuck
>>74982381
>>74982395
>fans
>horde of methed up toothless cunts mixed in with the 1% of WA
yeah, nah, cunts
>>74994187
Everyone who isnt an edgy contrarian supports the iggs in wa
>>74993980
what if you don't have a degree?
what if you have an education degree?
Quietly hoping that the blues get up today, lads. Do you give them much of a chance?
>>74993493
what do you think of our great sport Japan
>>74994339
About 30/70 I'd say
>>74994339
They've won the last 2 against the demons, it's definitely possible
>mfw work overnight shift and some loser(s) walk into my workplace at 4 am on a sunday morning
just pathetic 2bh, scum of society.
>>74994870
>the guy who works graveyard shift at some menial piece of shit job judges others.
top kek dickhead, grow up and get a real job.
>>74994960
Having a job at all makes him more grown up than most posters here
>>74994960
>the guy who works graveyard shift
Gets paid a fucking lot. It's a pretty smart move tbqh.
>No /afl/ for North choke
Sad times.
We can pretty much confirm that Ross Lyon will be looking for a new job by the end of the season, right?
Melbourne currently showing nothing has changed.
>>74995978
He just got his contract extended. The board poached him for big money and extended his contract. They'll stick by him until at least 2019.
At least he's playing some kids.
>Freo's list is one of the oldest in the AFL
Nevermind then.
Pack 'er up boys
Imagine being this cucked as a country you need to introduce Big Strong Kangaroos
http://county10.com/first-90-kangaroos-released-in-wyoming/
>>74995978
Contracted until 2020 and the rumor was that he he extended for that long because he knew a rebuild was coming.
>>74995983
>at least 2019
Fucking stupid move. Who are the longest running members on that board? Fremantle's history is absolutely plagued by the absolute worst trade deals and shit contract decisions.
There needs to be an massive purge starting from the top.
At Adelaide lads ama
>>74996012
Adelaide oval*
>>74995974
Was 4chan ded?
>>74996012
Has anyone been bashed?
>>74996024
le april fools XD.
/sp/ got merged with /a/. /v/ with /int/. /mu/ with /tv/. /mlp/ with /pol/.
Not sure what other boards got merged, but doing that time the source boards were frozen for "maintenance".
Melbourne are going to lose a game they were expected to win - AGAIN
Memes that have been exposed today
>the geelong meme
>the melbourne meme
>>74996046
>/mlpol/
Should be permanent tbqh
>>74996024
April Fools. Gook moot merged /sp/ and /a/.
weebs bullied tripfags wasn't too bad.
>>74996046
/fit/ x /lit/ was about as comfy as 4chan can get
>>74996046
/co/ + /ck/ was quite pleasant
>>74996046
/m+o/
/co+ck/
>>74996059
>He reads two books a day and still can't get a GF
>>74996029
Freo by port currently
>>74996012
How long until the electricity runs out?
Is the tripfag that thinks footy is rigged still around?
Why are twilight games literally always shit? This is why moving the Grand Final would be an awful idea.
Watts won't be playing next week after the amount of arguments he's had with the umps, I guarantee it.
>>74996102
The Melbourne/Carlton game is pretty hectic.
>>74996102
>Implying any of the past 3 gfs have been entertaining
>>74996102
You mean Reality "The Pitjantjatjara Peril" Check? He's probably off smashing boongs
>>74996099
It probably is rigged by filling certain teams with fuckwit management who take home way too much pay to extend Ross Lyons and Nick Subans contract.
>>74996116
You don't think the 2016 GF was entertaining?
>>74996099
yes he's good to bully
>>74996113
Wish I was watching that than the poort vs u18s reserves game
>>74996113
That's an afternoon game
>>74996126
You could tell the dogs were going to win from the start
who else has tipped 9/9 this weekend? carlton going to lose now to melbourne
>>74996154
8/9 here, fuck the Swans tßh, cost me a meat tray
>>74996124
Some team fixtures definitely seems rigged, in terms of who is paired with who at what point in the season.
>>74996130
I think he's the exact same person as this Redditor. 1/4.
>>74996159
I tipped Pies but that's only because they're my team.
>>74996159
lol swans. doggies had that game all day, swans are declining hard. calling it now gws vs geelong final
>>74996162
2/4
>>74996154
Ahh yes, free beer coming my way
>>74996166
3/4
>>74996172
4/4
>>74996154
should have but i changed to pies and hawks
no more fucking around tbqf
2 0 2 0
0
2
0
>>74996162
>>74996166
>>74996172
>>74996173
kek probably. He got schlonged by a hawkroach mod when he made a similar post on BigFooty
>>74996171
1pt off thursday nights match
>>74991752
Get your own narrative, cunt
>>74996172
>the swans are the least dirtiest team in the league
Only because Adam Goodes retired
>>74996183
Rip mate. Margin might fuck me but I don't think anybody else will get a perfect round.
>>74996159
Do you live in Hobart?
>>74996193
>live in Hobart
bit of an oxymoron there
>>74996197
i don't get it bro
>port
lmao
The Auskick games here seem to be more entertaining than the AFLW lads
*dabs*
>The absolute STATE of Freo.
This is early 2000's vintage Freo, drink it in boys.
after 2 rounds (we can all presume this port/freo match is pretty much fucking done) who do you think is going to win the spoon this year lads?
Lots of opportunities for exposing memes next week with poort v /crows/, iggs v Bitchmond & dees v peelong
>norf vs geelol
was RC right all along?
>>74996312
Gold Coast
>Lyon's game plan revolved around getting a low score and keeping the opposition team to an even lower one
Well at least half of his strategy is working.
Ross Lyon
will never
ever
win a flag
>>74996319
can't wait for poort to disappoint as they always do
>>74996312
Carlton.
>>74996186
racist scum
>>74996312
Gold Coast or Freo in a close one.
>>74996339
He'd be a premiership coach if Milne didn't shit the bed.
>>74996154
fucking collingwood ruined everything
>>74996102
because most of the time they're in WA
>>74996312
GC might win the odd game in metricon
Carlton for me
>>74996366
There's another angle of that moment and you can see he really had no chance of reaching it, the angle they usually show is very misleading
COMEBACK?
Damian Hardwick is living proof that the senior coach makes fuck all difference
>>74996366
never forget
>>74996312
I've been around long enough to know Melbourne will be in the hunt
>>74996396
Melbourne have improved from spoon candidate to "going to finish safely out of the bottom 3-4 but have no shot at finals"
>>74996380
It'd have to be a pretty special angle to convince me Milne couldn't have gotten it.
>>74996393
>68 - 67
Lyon truly is cancer.
>>74996393
As a Collingwood supporter, it doesn't feel deserved that we ended up with a flag in 2010. The fact it went to a second game just makes it feel a little... artificial if that makes sense?
>>74996389
ah yeah forgot beveridge doesn't actually exist
>>74996405
Maybe, but it was a really surreal experience that we won't ever get to see again
>>74996406
who?
>>74996418
dunno forget about it
>>74996418
I think he means the jews who rigged the competition
>>74996389
Chris Scott proved that in 2011
>tigers get fremantle twice this year
>>74996354
>>74996377
I'm just wondering here, are Richmond and Melbourne just really shit teams this year, because looking at how both Freo and GC have capitulated in these last two rounds, I cannot see Carlton losing to them?
does anyone else hate sunday arvo footy? the 1pm game isn't too bad, but 320 and 440 games always feel irrelevant and hard to enjoy because monday is nearly here
>Crows vs Power next week
>Crows coming off smacking the roaches
>Port coming off a 100+ point win
Should be good.
>>74996440
worst teams so far are carlton, gold coast, fremantle, collingwood
richmond are winning but they arent doing too well skill wise - id put them in that middle bundle with geelong, st kilda, hawthorn, essendon, etc.
>>74996445
Wondering how much poort will fade in the 4th coming up.
>>74996444
working Monday's is bad for health so I don't do it. I just get blind drunk the entire round and watch every game.
How are Maccas explaining away selling 8 potato gems for $2? Nobody's that retarded are they?
>>74996483
>Nobody's that retarded are they?
>>74996491
Even Straff knows the value for money is in nuggies, especially when you get an extra one. #winning #DSLR #nofilter
>>74996491
>>74996507
>>74996444
yes completely agree, the crowd is half what it could be too
>>74996526
The AFL fucks Melbourne with that shit more than anyone, they should be paid compensation for it. The only reason its done is so 7 can have a lead into the news
>>74996077
>file.png
>H
who /top2/ here?
>Cucktoria
>Worstern Cuckstralia
> Suicideland
>Poo South Fails
kek
KEK
K E K
Back to back lowest scores of the round again from >us, even GC kicked a higher score in their schlonging from GWS
lads does fox play show all live AFL games? 40 a month...
>>74996611
Steady on m8, pride comes before the fall. Jenkins might be out for a while, so >we shouldn't really get ahead of >ourselves.
>>74996615
Port Adelaide scored more goals today than you have in both games so far
>>74996615
at least i can rest knowing norf actually tried, that dockers loss is embarrassing mate.
>>74996618
SOMEONE ANSWER ME
>>74996634
Yes.
>>74996634
yeah, you can choose any channel you want on the foxtel go app and watch it live
>>74996622
Hope so, Bombers may only lose by 5 goals rather than 10 in Round 4 if so
good news lads
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2017-04-02/autism-is-a-difference-not-a-deficit-expert-says/8407556
Hope you've all had a lovely International Autism Awareness Day
>>74996653
Wonder how many Autistics have a comfy job at the ABC
>>74996641
>>74996642
thanks laddies
>>74996440
tbf I'm basing my carlton tip more off past performance, I think melbourne are a lot better this year and that game was closer than I expected
on the other hand richmond aren't necessarily shit but even a mid-tier team beating them in the first round by 43 points raises some alarm bells
richmond WILL beat the iggs next weekend
>>74996664
This some kind of assault on my sides? Richmond are garbage and got umpballed over the line on Thursday night. Meanwhile Wesr Coast came back against a very strong St. Kilda team, and although they were a bit lucky with St. Kilda's finishing I was still very impressed. Tipping West Coast by 45 points.
>>74996664
scared tbqh
>>74996675
fuck now im even more scared
>every team is umpballed
Conspiracy Check everyone. With how pathetic his tips are I don't know how he can afford all the tin foil. Sad.
based Reality "The Boomerang Butcher" Check
>>74996696
Trip on RC
>>74996664
If Richmond can't beat West Coast in Melbourne they won't play finals.
Reality "Irrelevant Cuck" Check
>>74996704
elite post
>>74996703
Richmond couldn't beat the iggs if they all had one leg amputated.
The way my haters post....it's pretty obvious to me that you're mostly virgins.
Reality Check !hkhb/w9wcc is an imposter.
I am the genuine Reality Check!
>>74996753
I will refer to you as real RC from now on.
>>74996743
Relevance?
I'd rather be a virgin than think pontificating over the joys of getting your clacker fucked and sucking dick is a good idea.
>>74996765
We're cracking this cunt down. He'll be a pile of ashes come round 8
>>74996765
>>74996766
Looks like my truth bombs just went off.
How goods mkr
>>74996743
I'm can't be a virgin. You should have seen this muslim I was smashing last night, mate.
l'imposteur
>>74996785
Tully is a cunt. I'd punch her in the cunt if she ever barked back at me.
Is Anne Erin the best /afl/ trip?
Does McDonald's still run this AFL footy promo?
>>74996784
Stop shit posting fake RC
>>74996791
grand designs on the abc get on it
some povvo (american?) architect is trying to make a house in cornwall for 80,000 pounds, can't wait until his budget gets BTFO
Based Reality "Putting Noongs in Tombs" Check
>>74996793
Without a doubt. Handsome, too.
>>74996796
It's a sad state of affairs for the mind of the plebocracy, when they constantly have to keep recycling a sledge from 2 years ago.
>>74996807
Guess she could say she was a dynamite fuck, aye, l'imposteur.
>>74996807
stop shitposting fake RC
>>74996807
Says the moron who tried to recycle his "man of faith" shtick
>>74996809
Yeah, if you're going to pretend to be me you can at least try to sound intelligent. What kind of fucking terrorist would use dynamite?
>>74996833
>Yeah, if you're going to pretend to be me
I am Reality Check!, imposteur.
>>74996840
you're just an unfunny virgin. Nothing more, nothing less.
I'm off to bed. I'm bored with arguing with people I know I'm better than. To all my good friends on here, I bid you good night.
>this infuriates the manchild
>>74996847
stop shitposting fake RC
>>74996847
based Reality "Nyoongar's Nightmare" Check
>>74996852
real trip on RC
Just ducking to the shops to pick up some tin foil you lads want anything?
>>74996863
you're an idiot, it's too dangerous to go out at this time. Got attacked in the city last week.
(probably deserved it though)
How big, length wise, do you think reality check's manhood is?
He has the syntax of your standard 5.5 incher imo
>tfw the Uluru Screw is multiplying
>>74996888
unremarkable 5.4 inch, probably uncircumcised with a knob slightly thicker than the shaft.
Reminder that the average is 6.5 inches when micropenises are discounted.
Reminder that this is the bare minimum you need if you don't want to get cheated on in the current year. Modern standards demand nothing less.
>>74996918
>tfw 7.5 inch pencil dick
Reminder that I am the ACTUAL Reality Check and this is my resume;
-created a $40 million dollar empire from nothing but Satanism and a highschool education
-gotten over the tragic death of his sister overseas.
-gotten over the tragic death of his parents in a car crash (just like James Bond!)
-studied in the field on Biology (Neurology included) for longer than the average PhD student does (over 15 years)
-written a pilot for a televsion show satiring "Reality" TV
-given up a promising AFL footballer due to a "terrible" injury
-bested his hero Matthew Lloyd in a ono-on-one match-up and was able to befriend his hero due to their mutual respect despite the aforementioned "terrible" injury.
-risen to the top of the Melbourne, and thus Australian advertising industry (just like Todd Sampson!) without a hint of formal education in the area.
-intimidated and humiliated former Australian cricket captain, and living legend Ricky Ponting
-single-handedly come up with the Rhonda and Ketut AAMI advertising campaign, but it was stolen off him.
-mastered a dozen languages and is conversational in another dozen.
-become a celebrated DJ at Melbourne's 'Heat' nightclub
-exiled due to issues with the ATO
- placed in numerous "illegal street races" in his adopted home of Indonesia
-taken part in local discussions solving disputes between muslims and christians
- had sexual intercourse with Helena from My Kitchen Rules
- helped fund a new local soccer stadium
- hunted sharks to help feed the locals
-hosted a Christmas party for a local Orphanage
-has a direct lineage to Machievelli
-committed suicide on the 9th of Janurary 2016
-admitted it was a ruse to throw off the AFP on the 14th
-is an advocate of pseudoscience (MBTI), despite being a man of science
-reappeared on the 6th of Feburary, in China, but using an Australian proxy for obvious reasons.
>>74997000
- single-handedly responsible for the 15 year disparity in indigenous lifespans
so we have had about 1800 posts over the round give or take
is this a bright new era for /afl/?
>>74997049
power ranking autist got bullied to death too, a glory to behold
>>74997049
Yes lad, an era without hawkroaches
>>74997065
Nah he's still kicking around here. Mid season and end of regular season teams will be announced.
>>74997049
It always starts out like this. Watch as post count collapses during midseason as ladder positions begin to settle. Then watch the sudden resurgence in week one of finals.
>>74997072
>oh, I don't know. He might be closer than you think *wink*
neck yourself ƒam
>>74997079
good, first round was punishing with freshies, much like /pol/ qanda threads are always insufferable for the first month.
>>74997049
>>74997103
Imagine being triggered by a guy who rates autism for 2 years. Sad.
>>74997115
t. Team Autist
Imagine believing that denial of emotional responses to stimuli is something to aspire to.
>>74997000
I'm not gonna read all that but how big is your penis? Mine is 7 inches
>>74997049
Youre welcome
top 4 lmao
>Random Sunday thought: There needs to be a Superman movie where Michael B Jordan plays him. He has the right balance of seriousness/fun.
How is Straffo so enlightened? He doesn't even see race.
http://www.afl.com.au/ladder/ladder-predictor
Live now gents. Based on my uneducated guesses of wins and margins over the course of the season, we're going to be seeing pic related come finals.
>>74997341
>it's real
might take this to /tv/ in a moment
>>74997262
>power top of the ladder
>dees top 4
drink it in while you can the ride won't last long
>>74997380
I think they love black cock and would be all for it.
>>74997373
>geetroit top 4
'no'
>>74997373
100% factual prediction coming through
>>74997507
I like it, but
>>74997507
>poort
At least you got the premiers right
Anyone watching the Chris Lane verses Dindus kino on 7?
>>74997572
I feel like poort need a little more misery to mark the 10 year anniversary
>>74997507
>swans not in the 8
>richmond not 9th
shit prediction
>>74997684
If I change the st kilda richmond match to a st kilda win then ninthmond is fulfilled.
fuck sydney
>>74997684
>north Shitney Flag is literally an admission that the nips own the place.
hmm.
>>74997748
政府已经命令我成为阿德莱德港的电源迷
>>74997925
I'll have to find a Port Adelaide Board Member to translate this for me.
>>74998128
>Even we think David Koch is a wanker. When you come to beautiful Shanghai, don't bring Kochead.