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/rug/ - Literally a 10/10 in Poo Peeland Edition

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SUPER RUGBY ROUND 6

>Friday, 31 March
Highlanders v Rebels

>Saturday, 1 April
Blues v Force
Chiefs v Bulls
Reds v Hurricanes
Stormers v Cheetahs
Lions v Sharks

>Sunday, 2 April
Waratahs v Crusaders

POORTHERN HEMISPHERE
Champions Cup quarter-finals
>Saturday, 1 April
Leinster v Wasps
Munster v Toulouse
>Sunday, 2 April
Saracens v Glasgow
Clermont v Toulon

Challenge Cup quarter-finals
>Friday, 31 March
Edinburgh v La Rochelle
>Saturday, 1 April
Bath v Brive
Gloucester v Cardiff
>Sunday, 2 April
Ospreys v Stade Francais
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/cric/ rules /rug/ drools
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your mum made me drool last night lad
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>Poos
Fucking kill me
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>>74978416
/cric/ drools on /rug/'s tool 2bh
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BASED ref
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Interesting how /rug/ becomes incredibly active during a poos game, u t they get BTFO and the Aucklanders scuttle back to the woodworks
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>>74978520
blues lads are the literal backbone of /rug/ spanky
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>>74978400
Begs the question, Nina or Edwina?
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>>74978490
After seeing Malakai's meat that doesn't seem too bad t b h.
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B L U E S
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whats for dinner lads
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>>74978628
Spaghetti meatballs
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CHEEKY MOALA!
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Anyone who doesn't think Moala should be a starting All Black is an idiot. He is pure class.
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>>74978660
Not an idiot here ama
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>>74978688
Would you include Laumape in the squad at all based on current form?
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blues year guy on elite pick watch
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>>74978688
TJ or Smith

This is the true test of if you are not an idiot
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>>74978728
Perenara is in form and should probably start against the Lions
Smith is the better player
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>>74978695
>league players in my ABs
Gtfo
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Just kicked the missus out of the lounge for yacking loudly in gook on the phone AMA
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>>74978794
What's for tea?
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>>74978769
Well you had SBW.
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>>74978801
Might get pizza
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>>74978728
peejay will get the bench desu
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NZ tranny wins the Pacific womens weightlifting champs and tje Samoans are seething. Thoughts?
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The Ioanes are absolute meme players. They will never be any good if they they with the Blues.
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>>74978818
Bit different.
He's Sonny Bill.
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>referee Kubo

So this is what he's doing now that Bleach is over.
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>>74978863
Who's to say that you won't produce another lad like him?
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flood gates opening lads
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Absolutely heemed.
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>>74978913
We may, but it's not Hohepa Laumape
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>>74978913
if hes sunni cash williams level then they would probably stay in league anyway

SBW is rare as fuck
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Force are the Blues of the Aussie Conf
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>>74978754
Intelligent post
>>74978829
Idiot post
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>>74979005
With even worse handling than the Blues.
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ugh
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>diving in rugby union
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Blurs year guy you need to kys
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>>74979166
>the blues
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BASED
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Classic Blues lads
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Just went for a piss and found out that my undies have been inside out all day, ama
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That casual racism.
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duffman has been great
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duffy is elite
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>>74979258
Are you autistic
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I've never heard of this Kubo guy, but I'm pretty impressed by the way he quietly but efficiently officiated the game
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>>74979286
>>74979317
Becoming a big fan 2bh
Mascara Collins too
>>74979330
He's good
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>>74979330
superb reffing to be honest
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>>74979322
Never been tested but I've always thought that there is a possibility.
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COLLINS!
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Highlanders are getting EXPOSED next week lads cap it
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>>74979365
They've been exposed all season.
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>losing the BP
poos are FINISHED
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Fucking Pooes losing me the MP.
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poos year guy on suicidal TDM watch
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>queefs
might go shag the gf instead lads
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>I could stick a candle on it for you

What did she mean by this?
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>>74979486
She's going to wax her bush lad.
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Andrew Mulligan's intro was abysmal.
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>>74979536
I liked the space age part.
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Sam Cane looks like such a disgusting thug.
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getting lost in these dreamy eyes lads
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>>74979562
Has anyone ever confirmed that lood isn't just two children in a trench coat?
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>The little general Aaron cruden

New Zealand's aping of Queensland culture is fucking shameless.
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>There is a NZ award for "Maori player of the year"

Worse than apartheid.
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We get it, she has cancer. I don't give a fuck I want to watch some men roughly touch each other.
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>>74979693
It's literally the other way round
/ourstate/
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Will a Saffer team beat a Kiwi team this year lads?
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queefs look shit to be franklin
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>>74979737
At this stage it's better to ask if a non-NZ team will beat an NZ team. It's not looking likely.
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>Cruds
>dmack
>Didn't shave their heads

Not true Chiefs, massively lacking in /heart/ and /mana/, couldn't make an AB side if 90% of first and second choice AB's were injured
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> its a chiefs spaz out and still get a BP episode

hungover to fuck lads
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This coconut in the Queef's centers spends too much time on his hair and not enough on basic skills. Surely they have someone better.
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>>74979778
they had ngatai but im not sure if he has a brain anymore
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What happened to Connacht lads, why are they flopping so badly this season?
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CHIEFENSE *CLAPCLAPCLAP*
CHIEFENSE *CLAPCLAPCLAP*
CHIEFENSE *CLAPCLAPCLAP*
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>>74979801
ironic given that hamilton is the clap capital of the country
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>>74979783
Ngatai was broken after his first run with the hurricanes. There is a reason he was let go.

>first game
>run sideways
>get you knees blown out because you have no brain
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>>74979804

That's not what ironic means you sub-115 IQ retard.
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>>74979812
touchy subject for you lad?

sorry to hear
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>>74979801
Good post.
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queefs are dire

is this the end of shitspouter?
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>>74979829
I'm seeing almost no mana from this performance. This is some australian team tier shit.
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>>74979829
I'd say it's also the Bulls playing well, on defense in particular, and not giving the Chiefs much ball
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fuck sake chiefs
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I have to wonder how the Bulls haven't scored a try yet given their possession and territory advantage. The Chiefs aren't doing much right but they've at least managed to keep the Bulls tryless
>inb4 I jinx it
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Scotland
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>bald heads
>getting BTFO at home
Tough week for the Queefs lads
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>>74979860
Decent post
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Is it, dare I say it, the crusaders year?
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>>74979376
You're not fully exposed until the poos beat you.
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>>74979872

No other team looks any good, so by default, the answer is yes.
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>based chiefs forwards shave their heads for cancer
>faggot backs do not
What precisely was meant by this?
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> chiefs passing
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>This Chiefs side
>Almost loses against the Rebels
>Is losing against a Bulls side that lost 38-14 to the Blues last week
Literally seething lads
Where did the team from Rounds 1, 2 and 3 go?
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>>74979872
unironically the landers year lad
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Stephensons been shit
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>>74978567
Edwina lads, i want dat thot
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>>74978841
disgusted desu

agp is a mental illness, gender is a social construct, someone biologically male has an unfair advantage
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>poms and taigs are up
Might watch some JoJo now lads
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I wonder if this first-half performance is an April Fool's joke from the Chiefs
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>poody repooplick
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>>74979922
Why even have sex segregation in sports. Just have one event and anyone can apply desu
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>>74979943

XD JOJO XDXD
ORAORAORAORA LMAO
XD IM A FAGGOT TOP KEK!
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reminder this 12 was meant to be the next nonu. hes looking like it at superugby
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I came here watching the Chiefs vs the Bulls.

Instead I get northern hemisphere rugby
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quints
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5D chess lads

The Chiefs are just pretending to be retarded
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>>74979999
>9999
Northern hemisphere = patricians choice
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slam points on suicide watch lads
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>>74979991
Seething moecunt casual detected
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>>74980002
It's an elaborate April Fools' joke
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>>74980025
Kek. I bet you watch Dragon Ball and Bleach as well you mouth breaker.

How utterly pathetic.
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Lowe abandoning the sinking ship that is the Chiefs just in time to join a big club
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STEVENSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!
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STEVOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>74980038
>M-my paedophile cartoons are patrician!
Lobotomise yourself
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>merely pretending
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>>74980058
>Lobotomise yourself
But then I'd be just like you. Why would I do that?

Idiot.
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>>74980066
Pathetic
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>i-i knew we had an advantage anyway
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poomeme memekenpee
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mckenzie is a poor mans carbery
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>>74980058
>>74980066
>>74980103
>This """"Banter""""
Just watch the game lads
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TKB has been shit
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missed a fat knock on back there
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RAZZLE
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/rug/ on poolside watch
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slam points are safe lads
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>>74980144

Say it again big boy
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>>74980175
tkb has been shit except that one rehearsed set piece play
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>>A group of South Africans and Kiwis enacting a physical expression of the pinball machine
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>4th most capped super rugby player
>still utterly shit
how does he do it lads
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Kek where did everybody run off to?
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>>74979769
called it
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*rings bell*
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*kicks stripper's head in*
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>>74980215
5D chess, right mate?

Good second half from the Chiefs but I hope this doesn't continue 'till they come up against a better team. The Bulls probably deserved a bonus point from that at the least
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Time to watch the real spirit of New Zealand rugby go and make a big poo over on Australian soil.
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not even going to the reds tonight lads
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back from slamming the gf into a state of cerebral palsy lads

what did i miss
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>choreographed try celebrations
Execute all chiefs players.
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>>74978400

I don't care about your semen slurping sport.

Now give me sauce on the girl on the left.
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>>74980362
please watch our sport
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>>74980362
hello please watch out sport!!!!
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This fuckwit doing the intro sounds like he's had a stroke.
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>>74980344
samesies.
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why he so big
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>>74980344
Based jeff
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dat line ref is a qt
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>>74980365
>>74980366

Ok. Explain the rules.

And sauce on girl on the left.
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>>74980467
you just kick and pass the rugby ball

the girl is a friend of an exgirlfriend of a player
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The state of this Australian pitch.
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REBELS ARE LOSING TO THE SUNWOLVES ON THE STANDINGS

>THE

>FUCKING

S U N W O L V E S

U

N

W

O

L

V

E

S
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A Smith is over.
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> highest scoring scrumhalf in superugby history

and hes what? 25?
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So Jordie is almost legitimate Best Barrett now.
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>bonus point in the first 25
just give us the cup now
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>>74980551
He's a slightly bigger Beauden who can kick goals.
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top jej reds
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why are reds so bad
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>Ausfailian pitches
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hurrithugs
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Ref's trying as hard as possible to not make this an absolute blowout.
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>Gentlepeen on pooicide watch
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comeback is on lads
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>>74980558
But he doesn't have Beauden's explosive power yet. Maybe soon.
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TRY!

KURIDRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANI!
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Quality refball these last few minutes.
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Brazilbro on Yellow Cap watch
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HIGGINBOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTHAM!!
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S P E D S
P
E
D
S
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>choose not to go to game
>reds beat the canes
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>go the reds, go the reds

what did he mean by this?
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peranara is done
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How do we fix super rugby?
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>literally trying to get the halfback to stop talking to his team
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>literally trying to get a maori to stop being a grub
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>>74980635
Gentle Ben confirmed for casual
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>>74980662
cunt they have my money for 30 years. I can choose not to go to a game if I want.
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>>74980645
3 conferences of 5 teams each or 4 conferences of 4 teams each.
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>>74980645
>How do we fix world rugby?

NZ has to play with 14 players vs every other team playing with 15
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>>74980570
1st reds try was a forward pass 2bh

We did get a few second chances on our line though so a try was deserved

The reds also should have had a yellow tackling fat Savea in the air
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>>74980675
If it's to fix World Rugby, they need to give themselves a French name.
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>>74980691
It wasn't really a tackle, dude just sorta walked at him while he jumped into the air. Probably would have gone off if he got hurt.
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>>74980697
Round 1 touching a player on the air was an instant yellow

He ran through a player in the air, if refs were even slightly consistent that should be a yellow.

>I don't think it should have been a yellow at the start of the season or now but that's the rules they want to play by
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>>74980529
>but mah he is good
>but mah he is in form
>but mah he plays for a kicking team

Poowrong smoth fans exposed 2bh
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>>74980697
>>74980717
Actually yeah just saw it in the highlights reel. Made no attempt to avoid the clash.
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Whaaaaooooo what about that clearout with no arms!!!
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Still laughing at the casuals
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why did they substitute stephen moore off?
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>footy
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>this is brilliant from both sides

How? Reds just got run ragged.
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*enters thread*
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fucking kek.
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That was a chargedown. Try.
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I'm going to fucking heem Angus Gardner.
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>>74980849
>a ref won't ben to the jewish rugby conspiracy to favour new zealand teams! Unacceptable! Kill him!!! REEEEEEE
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GOATENARA
>>74980844
Yep, that decision confused me
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>kick the ball at your face
>knock on off your face

What did Aussies mean by this?
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*shows event on the big screen*
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gardner deserves an earful for this mess
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perenara is so fucking quick
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this ref is fucking losing it
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OK someone explain this to me

>try scored
>replay played on the on field screen
>decide to go to the TMO
>No try
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LMAO no try again bahahahah
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>>74980859

He still didn't ground the ball you mupped

>perenara

fucking kek.
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>>74980867
>the Irish will still say Murray is the best halfback in the world
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Hurricanes, the masters of barring their own tries
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>>74980874
Barrets need to take the kick quicker.
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>>74980874
post modern IRB
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> thats a fair point yh

kek

>>74980877
nah everyone knew it was Smith last year then Perenara then daylight. Dont know what it is since Smiths antics
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>the best team in New Zealand is unable, after 3 attempts, to score a try against the worst team in australia
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>all these brits sucking perenara's dick
disgusting
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>>74980904
they scored plenty against the rebels lad
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If the lads at controlling the on field screen didn't play replays instantly the canes would be 2 trys up right now 2bh

We need to sort this out imo
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>>74980916
>if we weren't paying attention to the actual rules of the sport the Hurricanes would be leading 85 flibidigibets to 7!
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>>74980916
no

ref should have done his job properly itfp
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>>74980922
>ref makes decision
>player gets ready to kick
>sees the replay on the screen
>"actually I'm a spineless bastard can we get a quick tmo"
Make an actual decision 2bh. No problem with going to a TMO but make the decision with your own eyes not after seeing 2 slo mo replays
>>74980925
Agree. Like that was a head high, that was a yellow

This ref is shit 2bh. Must have a bet on
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Knock on desu.
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>>74980949
>the ref is sending too much to the TMO! He should make a decision!
>the ref didn't give a yellow card! He should have referred it to the TMO!
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HEAD SHOT
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>>Falcons his own teammate

This game is hilarious
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>>74980964
Maybe the ref should just make some decent calls. Don't mind the tried being disallowed, just the pathetic fashion that it's happening in.
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>>74980964
You are a touch dense lad
>makes a call
>sees several replays on the on field screen
>changes decision to go to the TMO

Vs

>clearly head high
>makes the decision of head high instantly with a penalty
>decides not to card even though that's been a yellow in the rest of SR all year
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>>74980904

Crusaders thrashed the Farce though.
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Is George Smith still the GOAT openside?
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>>74980975
>Don't mind the tried being disallowed
are you sure about that? you sound mad as fuck
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>the absolute state of this match
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Waiting for this one to be disallowed.
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Where was the knock on or off side for that try?

Where will this ref find a way to disallow it on the screen on the field?
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>>74981011
>I get upset when my team is forced to play by the rules!
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Reds haven't been in the game all half.
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>>74981020
No I have issues with what I have said several times
>makes a decision
>sees a replay after having made his decision
>decides to go back and change his decision to go to the TMO

Spineless refs ruin rugby
No issues with going to and tmo if you are not confident in your call but own it, don't flip flop like a bitch
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BOOMFA
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Just saw a replay of that pass can I go back to a forward pass at halfway
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Garbage matches so far this weekend lads
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Hold on I think there was a trip about eight minutes ago, better disallow this try.
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Just saw that player step on the touch line right in front of my linesman who said it was OK

Can we quickly go to a tmo
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*disallows try*
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The Barrett's couldn't hit the side of a fucking barn
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Wait a players face had the ball kicked into it there

I'm going to make up a rule real quick where that's a knock on
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>if he'd kicked the conversion i would have missed the margin
based pooden shitrat
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>>74981075
Isn't that a charge down?
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>first time since twenty fifteen that...

That's one fucking season you mongs.
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>>74981083
Nah its a knock on, just ask Gardner there in the middle of the field
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Entire continents that are done:
Australia
Continents in glorious ascension:
Zealandia
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I'm going to give you a penalty for a blatant head high tackle

Lol no that's not a card what are you thinking
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*subs captain off after 50 minutes*

What the fuck would Moore know about the game? He was only there for half of it.
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Half backs that walk on water and can do no wrong
TJ
Half backs that didn't score great 80m run away tries and are fucking done
Smith
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>>74981099
really bonkers call
reds were still in the game then as well

was he tired or something
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>>74980877
Murray is the best kicking 9 in the world, bar none, which is extremely important to the Irish game plan. He's top class in most other categories as well. His delivery from rucks is perfect, he has a brilliant eye for a gap, he has the power to force himself over the tryline with a pick and go, and his defence is solid (which definitely can't be said about Smith). The only weakness he has is that his "top speed" isn't that fast, but he accelerates really quickly which sort of compensates.

He is without any doubt, the best 9 in the northern hemisphere and Perenara and Smith are his only competition for best in the world.
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*allows try*
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I usually really like Gardner as a ref, he had a shocker today though, did he makes a single on field call? He must have had a bet on or something 2bh
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>>74981114
smith was a far better tackler than TJ at his peak
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>>74981114
>best NH 9
I'd agree, but Webb and Serin are both up there. Webb will be a good impact sub for the Loins
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>>74981114

I unironically agree with this. Murray is one of the few NH players that are genuinely world class.
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>>74981113
Just came back from playing Lions and Jags. Just buggered and not in hot form, Readys decent player too so not much lost
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>>74981133
At his peak Smith was a clear world #1
TJ is in his glorious ascension while Smith is slowly trying to reach TJ's level
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>>74981146
You now remember Sergio Parisse.
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18-1
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http://independent.ie/sport/leftfield/i-have-fallen-in-love-with-a-game-called-hurling-fijis-20-stone-winger-nemani-nadolo-35465650.html

Nadolo wants to play hurling lads
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Current form 23 for the lions tour in my honorable opinion

1. Franks
2. Coles
3. Crockett
4. S. Whitelock
5. Retallick
6. Dixon (kaino will probably be picked over him anyway)
7. Cane
8. Read (c)
9. Peranara
10. Barrett
11. J. Savea
12. Lowe/Crotty
13. Moala (fekitoa will almost certainly be picked barring injury)
14. Naholo
15. B. Smith

16. Taylor
17. Moody
18. Faumuina
19. L. Whitelock
20. A. Savea
21. A. Smith
22.
23. Mckenzie or Dagg

Who the FUCK should be 10 cover
pooden and soap are both specialist 10s
maybe flag it and have extra coconuts for the 60th minute subs and pray barrett doesnt explode

Far too much midfield talent floating around
Honorable mentions:
Reiko Ioane
Tevita lee
Fekitoa
Buckman
Faddes
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>>74981184
Sergio Parisse is a reddit player at this point. Every time he carries the ball a metre, people gasp and applaud. Some of the crazy shit he's been doing lately (eg drop goal attempt against France last year, bad captaincy calls against Wales this year) actually hurts the team. The fact the Italians are still relying on him at this point is just depressing.

I'm not denying he was a great player in his peak, but his peak ended some tine in 2013.
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>>74981266
>someone foreign noticed our sport!
>*creams their pants*
What does the GAA mean by this?
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>>74981274
on second thought i'd put ben franks in over faumuina
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>>74981274
t. gaylanders supporter

Neither Naholo nor Fekitoa should be allowed NEAR this team.
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>>74981311
Naholo is a good finisher despite the constant injuries
>>
>>74981319
You can usually rely on him to mess up more opportunities than he finishes in any given match though.
>>
>>74981331
same could be said about literally any winger
>>
>>74981340
Which is why you play three fullbacks and no wingers. Their time is over.
>>
>>74981274
>cucklander delusion

Powerful stuff
>>
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>tfw match where thou would be ref got cancelled because away team couldn't to trip
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>cultured left foot
>>
>two best attacking sides in world rugby union playing in (2) two hours
>>
>>74982206
Hurricanes were literally just playing 2 (two) hours ago.
>>
>>74982224
>slamming a bazillion points into jap and aussie shitters even comparable to champions cup knockout GOATby
>>
Faletau on point against Brive, he'll be on the loins
>>
>>74982255
Yeah, those teams are 80% made up of washed up Hurricanes players who were too fat and old to make the team. Get over yourself.
>>
>>74982281
Quit acting like Gopperth wasn't based for a short period in 2005.
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What happened with Azuis to beat Força only by 9?
>>
watching charteris breaking up a fight is like an adult settling down some kids
>>
Scott HIgginbotham has the record for most tries by any forward in Super Rugby history. Not most by an Australian forward, by every forward to ever play Super Rugby.

37 tries in 111 games. Let that sink in.

meanwhile players like Dean Mumm, Wycliffe Palu and Rocky Elsom were getting starts for the Wallabies and losing us every game.
>>
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no one watching stormers vs cheetahs? there are pretty girls on the sidelines!
>>
>>74983081
Post a picture of them lad.
>>
Lleyds will be starting for the Boks this year
>>
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>>74983148
>>
>>74983344
Not black enough can't have combrinck and lelyds on the wings. Need mvovo and ulenga
>>
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>leo cullen in a suit
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>>74983411
> ulenga

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h9KzbwlZQYg

Dont think he should be allowed back on the pitch after this
>>
wasps can't defend for shit, meme team
>>
>>74983921
they can't pass for shit either. somehow they will end up with above 20 points though
>>
Letting the Stormers score 50 points against you.

Just cut the Cheetahs now.
>>
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WASPS
>>
willie le roux thank you
>>
>chippy le shit
>>
>WILLIE LE POO
WILLIE LE POO
>WILLIE LE POO
WILLIE LE POO
>WILLIE LE POO
WILLIE LE POO
>WILLIE LE POO
WILLIE LE POO
>>
Poor Chitas
>>
Wasps fully exposed as the meme shit they really are.
>>
down at the oul pube watching the match

thought wed lose, expecting a wasps backlash in the second half

thought le roux's should have been given
>>
>>74984667
*try
>>
Zebre beat Connacht 25-22
>>
>>74984688
The biggest victory ever of Zebras

It's equivalent to an ECC title for them
>>
>>74984688
How the mighty have fallen.
>>
maximum meme try
>>
Sharks are going to win super rugby
>>
Gopperth on 2005 watch. That was one hell of a fucking finish.
>>
Holy shit, this TMO is trying to single-handedly bring the Lions into the game.

>The state of SA Rugby kek
>>
Sharks have got too many good young fly halves they need to loan them out
>>
absolute state of this thread
>>
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Rate my gf /rug/
>>
>>74985797
Lydia?
>>
>>74985797
whoever she is, that body is 10/10 for me
>>
Noice, Leinster x Toulouse on TV now
>>
>>74986086
*munster
>>
Is Elton Jantjies disciple of Jonny Wilkinson? He does also perfectly the same movement.
>>
>>74986124
Sorry. I occasionally confuse Leinster with Munster.
>>
>bosch 60m + penalty
this dude is insane
>>
>>74986164
the madman actually did it
>>
thought wed lose

don't think we're actually good enough to win the champions cup think year
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>Munster ty already

Cmon two Irish wins lads let's go
>>
>>74986196
>Toulouse
>more like
>TOO LOSE
AAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>
>To lose
>Too loose
>Poolouse
Great start lads.
>>
>>74986196
I think it's Clermont's year Tbh but Saracens, Leinster and Munster all look good too.
>>
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>>74985797
>>74985797
thicc/10
>>
Cello Bosch trying drop goals successively
>>
>>74986235
both of his beyond half way drops were extremely close
>>
>>74986182
New Franz steyn
>>
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>>74986263
An unexpected tough victory against Tubarões. Leões is going for title by overtake hurdles on the way.
>>
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>>74983921
I now remember reading an article in the last week were Jimmy Gopperth was saying every game in the English Premiership was on the same level as a Leinster/Munster Match
>>
>>74983921
They've only got three or four good defenders in the team and they're in the pack, the others are shit apart from Daly
>>
>>74986263
Nah, the Shark's were robbed of that result, such blatant favouring by the referee, and the Lions complain worse than footballers.

Can't wait for them to be heralded as this beacon for rugby in SA, only to be absolutely demolished by BSK's

Fuck Afrikaaners, wish the blacks would hurry up and eradicate them. They're a disease on everything the get their voortrekking, blood-staine hands on.


Die boers
>>
>Munster: refball the province
>>
listening to the game on the wireless, what did I miss?
>>
>>74986467
agree with you fampai. /rug/ is a vaalie free zone
>>
>>74986467
Soutie or Turban?
>>
So Wasps are the best club team in England, huh?
>>
this video refeering is going full NFL-length tier

fucking Saintdoux
>>
>>74986704
They're just the best at pumping 50 up shithouse teams
>>
>>74986704
they could barely beat the worst Too Loose team of the last 40 years
>>
>Saintdoux kicking 3/3

it's nice living in a science-fiction world
>>
>>74986635
fuck off boer, you have no culture, no one wants you here
>>
Which Lions from the 71 tour would make the 2017 squad? Gareth Edwards would I think, Mighty Mouse and Barry John could well make it as well.
>>
>>74986815
None of them, don't be retarded.
>>
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> chippy le poo

the cheetos curse strikes again
>>
>>74986887
Gareth would still be a great halfback by modern standards, his delivery was pinpoint all the time and he had a good step on him.
>>
>>74986812
Huguenot actually :)
>>
>>74986815
Scrumhalfs are the only position transferable between eras. They'd be able to hide their size difference plus Edwards was untouchable in terms of skill and basically everything.
Barry John was 11 stone, he'd get fucking maimed.
>>
Frogs BTFO
>>
>not even being able to land a pass a fucking 7 years old would have landed
>la ville de la ligne arrière toulousaine
>>
Leinster and Munster have been comprehensive as fuck. Wasps got a few meme tries but ultimately they were shit.
>>
is this ref blind?
>>
>Blatantly forward
>No evidence


wtf?
>>
>not forward
really makes you think
>>
>>
it seems that less-than-2-meters-forward is not forward
>>
That was forward, fuck the ref
>>
>Saintdoux kicking skills
>>
>>74987189
I knew when I saw it was doyle reffing he was going to fuck at least one big call to prove to the French he is not biased.
>>
>SAINT
>DOUX
>>
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>>74987390
fug, it's saindoux, actually
>>
>brave men of Munster vs Toulouse Foreign Legion
>>
how was it a tackle? wtf is this ref doing in this game?
>>
MICK'D
>>
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That was quick
>>
>>74987548
>reddit
>>
>>74987585
Looking for streams pal
>>
>>74987548
ENG GA?
>>
>>74987548
you're probably the one who did it
>>
>>74987682
nope, just wanted to see where this scab was from. Terenure college, say no more, elitist Dublin cuck threatened by superior Munster genetics.
>>
>>74987771
I'd love a munster-leinster final that would be class
>>
>>74987807
me too friendo...me too
>>
>when you got into rugby union and started following super rugby only to find that time zones mean you'll never be able to Redspost with Aussies

feels bad man
>>
>Sam Warburton
>prefers Hovis
>>
>39 years old
Why is this acceptable?
>>
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When glasgods win tomorrow the dominance of the pro12 masterrace will not be in doubt
>>
>>74988037
there's a +19 handi on the glasgods, INSANE value
>>
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>Moriarty
>>
Memer Morgan going full meme
>>
>>74987901
>picking anything from Queensland

There is a reason that it is being destroyed by Debbie lad, no one likes Suicidelanders
>>
Cmon Cardiff
>>
Cuthbert scoring twice, am I dreaming?
>>
>>74988867
Even on bad form he's still a class finisher, he just chokes hard on the international stage and his positional play gets horribly exposed at higher levels. His hands aren't great either
>>
>>74988950
>he can run in tries
BRAVO CUTHBERT
10/10 PLAYER
LOINS STARTER
>>
>>74989068
Same with Keith Earls, potatoes try and defend him because he can run in a straight line for 5m and place a ball on the fucking ground
>>
>>74988037
Sarries are going to embarrass Hogg and his mediocre defending
>>
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>stretch the D
>>
Reminder that I am going to kill Angus Gardner.
>>
>>74986815
None I'd say. They're all pretty old.

I reckon the bulk of the squad will be made up of players who are currently playing, and maybe Shane Williams too.
>>
>pooburton trying to play open rugby
>>
>>74989691
That's a bit harsh he is usually a pretty good ref. Just had a bit of a shocker in making his own decisions without seeing a replay last night.

Other than the knock on with your head and missing a couple of cards that would have been cards with other good refs I don't think he made any bad calls.

3 bad calls out of a game isn't too bad especially when the team the calls were against won anyway
>>
>>74989137
Only people from Munster (and Joe Schmidt apparantly) rate him
>>
Out to celebrate with the boys now. Great living in a town that loves rugby.
>>
>>74989732
The pass went forward because he was tackled as he made the pass
>>
>>74989973
poor effort from a poor player
>>
>>74990020
>poor player
Do you actually watch rugby?
>>
>>74990056
Wait people here actually WATCH rugby

What flaming homos
>>
Woo! Rugby.
>>
>>74990680
Yeehaw!
>>
>>74990056
I watched him try to play open rugby and fail with a knock on
>>
>>74978400
who's the qt on the left?
also, aussie or kiwi?
can I get a gf like her?
k thx
>>
>>74990924
hey dude you got any interest in watching out sport?
>>
>>74990931
ye, was playing with my local team every weekend until I got a bacteria that's eating my organs ;_;
>>
>>74990924
The only non-white dick they take is maori flavoured
>>
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>>74990956
>>
*jags internally*
Go
>>
>>74990924
>who's the qt on the left?
Nina the Pie-eater.
also, aussie or kiwi?
Kiwi.
>can I get a gf like her?
No.
>k thx
Please watch our sport.
>>
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>>74990924
Aotearoa (a.k.a. New Zealand) has 4,5 million people while Mexico has 120 million people. It's easier to find qts in Mexico than in Aotearoa by this numeric issue.
>>
>fat guys hugging and pushing each other for 80 minutes
rugby is gay as fuck
>>
My college is playing rugby today and I'm watching. Wtf is wheeling and wtf is a scrum
>>
>>74992235
This, I'm done with this semen slurping sport
>>
>>74992539
wheeling is hugging and scrum is pushing
>>
>>74992592
This sport looks really gay tbqhwy. It's like if football was somehow gayer. No fucking forward pass?
>>
>>74992627
only with your foot
>>
wew leinster
>>
>one of the positions is literally just called "8"
>>
>>74992627
You can pass it forward if you give the ref a quick tug beforehand.
>>
>>74993157
Named after the gauge of wire lad.
Number 8 wire is a durable strong flexible wire used to make tough fences to keep large animals at bay

There is a lot of history there if you want to look in to it
>>
>>74993188
>>74993623

PLEASE
>>
Strayans and Kiwis, I already bit and watched your sport

R8 my team choice, the Queensland Reds
>>
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What was meant by this?
>>
>>74994778
K E K
>>
>>74994778
loling at the moment
>>
>>74994778
Complete shit mate. Sort your life out.
>>
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>>74994833
Elite numbers here.
>>
>>74994921
>statpadding
kek

>losing a game
KEK
>>
>>74994855
>>74994865
>>74994895
I went with them cause I know Brisbane has a good tradition in the other rugby code, it's a nice city, and Queensland is the conservative part of Australia. And I wasn't going to become another customer for the top teams
>>
>>74995032
All of the reds fans in /rug/ are mentally deficient
>>
>>74995032
Well if you didn't want a top team you made a great pick. Give the Cheetahs a looking into as well.
>>
>>74995217
Tbf I'm not against supporting the winners but I've gotten flak for supporting Man Utd so I decided not to go through that again. I did look at the SA teams too but it seems like Australia is a bigger rugby country
>>
>>74995421
SA teams are doing better than australian teams
>>
Imagine not getting a slam this round.
>>
>>74995967
On Superbru?
>>
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>>74995837
Accurate
>>
>>74995967
>picked the sharks and forgot to change it
JUST
>>
>>74995967
Fuck I am going to get one and I have had terrible picks this season
>>
>This fucking passing
>>
i think the 'the crusaders are good' meme can finally be put to rest
>>
Poosaders are garbage and they WILL be comprehensively exposed by the Chiefs
>>
reckon cockett will retire before 2019 lads?
>>
>>74996044

The one excusable game to be honest. If you got any of the others wrong you should delete your account.
>>
>>74995967

Absolutely embarrassing if you haven't just had back to back slams tbqh.
>>
>>74996088
This tahs comeback and me getting a GS is going to make you delete your account

Feels good man
>>
Is the hilarious April Fools gag over?
>>
Is this tahs winger an unironic forward who runs like a back man?
>195cm
>123kg
>>
>>74995967
Your mum didn't have to imagine getting slammed last night, son.
>>
>>74996125
He's just a typical coconut.
>>
>>74996137
He has 10cm and 10kg on your typical coconut
>>
SAY IT WITH ME LADS:

NEVER

IN

DOUBT
>>
>pooper
>>
>>74996097

>he thought the waratahs were going to win with 45 missed tackles

The absolutely fucking state of you.
>>
>tards
>>
>>74996097
how is cruden's skin?
>>
>>74996277

KEK
>>
Ffs the board fusions didn't load on clover
I thought 4chan was down and i missed some good bants by the sounds of it.
>>
>>74996407
you really didn't
>>
>>74996412
/fitlit/ was apparently funny
Did you give the weebs a taste of rugby?
>>
>>74996407
It wasn't even remotely funny or interesting
>>
>>74996417

/fitlit/ was based, most were shit, but I had a look at /mlpol/ and it was funny as fuck.
>>
>>74996420

This.
>>
Is there a single thing in world sport as homosexual as chanting numbers before a scrum?
>>
>>74996684

Being a queefs bandwagoner?
>>
>>74996689
Feels good living in Chief's territory and not supporting them.

Up the Canes, brother.
>>
>>74996684
There is nothing wrong with being homosexual. I am personally hetero but I have many friends who dabble in bum fun.
>>
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The first of many
>>
>>74996417
/mo/ was funny
>>
>grand slam the round on bru
>only climb 2 places
memes
>>
>>74996904
Anyone who didn't get a slam this week should have been aborted.
>>
>>74996910

Cruden's skincare routine fag on suicide watch.
>>
Top 6 Pro 12 > Top 6 Aviva
Bottom 6 Aviva > Bottom 6 Pro 12
>>
Who else has earned a coveted yellow cap in /rug/ bru this year?
>>
>>74996910
I tipped the sharks
Shamefur dispray
>>
>>74996884

BASED
>>
Who /ready/ to witness GOATacens manshame Spazgow?
>>
barritt is a good lad
>>
Players who are done:
Goode
Players in glorious ascension:
Lozsowski
>>
who /dabloos/ here?
>>
glasgow are bringing shame upon the Pro12
>>
>>74997860
Incredibly lucky to only be 11 points down. Another score early in the half and it'll be floodgates I think
>>
>>74997860
Saracens are just on another level to everyone else Tbh
>>
>April 19th

SOON
>>
>>74997942
Munster, Leinster and even Ospreys and Scarlets on a good day could hang with them. They are ridiculously well-drilled though, fantastic team and will probably double again this year
>>
How fucking desperate are sky and the rest of the british media with their political propaganda?

Ive been watching the Champions Cup all weekend and all they continue to talk about is the lions every other minute

Even BT Sport who have nothing to do with the lions and dont show the matches are constantly talking about it

You really see the dirty pathetic unionist brainwashing they engage in when you take into account that theres talk that North Eastern Ireland could leave the UK and Unify with the Republic and that Scotland looks to be having another Referendum to leave too

Just a reminder

Fuck the lions, New Zealand will beat them
>>
>>74998067
>I know nothing about rugby: the post
When does the GAAy start again Seamus?
>>
>>74997942
If this was Leinster that was playing Glasgow the score would have been 30+ for them right now

Saracens are a top team and i can see them beating Munster in the next round but no one is on Leinsters level right now as proved yesterday by what they did to the English Premiership table toppers
>>
Heem sleepy
>>
>spaffacens
>>
>>74998120
Leinster aren't going to win in France
>>
POO IN THE LOO
>>
I kind of hope Saracens win just do they can knock out Cunster
>>
>touching balls in the scrum
>>
500
0
0
>>
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Finn Russell is not Lions quality. He's fucking shite.

Pea heart.
>>
>>74998402
Poor man's Joey Carbery, who is himself a poor man's Sam Davies
>>
NEW
>>74998612
>>74998612
>>74998612
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