Super Saturday - National Rugby League

Melbourne on premiership watch.

CowGODS on cruise control to the premiership watch.

melbourne on under the radar watch

Roosters on premiership watch.

pooly on no finals watch

Didn't even know this game was on

If Pooasslel win this I will kek for a thousand years

broncucks Ltd on out of the 8 after this round and on pooicide watch

Poomunity Ltd.

>try to make nrl thread
>it's shit
>mods delete it
>die a little inside

1999
2007
2009
2012

Cameron Smith has won four premierships.

>>74978130
*1 Premiership

He wasn't around for '99

>>74978169
ur a retard m8

Four premierships for based Cam Smith.

Cameron "four time nrl premiership winner" Smith.

>struggling this much against poocastle
Sharks are finished.

>>74978237
>implying GOATcastle aren't fucking BACK

>Getting bullied into taking the two by pooasslel

KEK

Cucknulla Ltd.

>>74978130
No one won '07 and '09 mate

Ken Shito

>>74978130
Damn, he's been around for a long time.

Four premierships is awesome as well.

Thinking about Holmes as a sneaky POD m8s. He should be pretty cheap next week. Plays the first two big bye rounds as well.

Don't go copying my elite strategy now.

>Cameron Smith will forever be introduced as a two time premiership winner

KEK

Getting Holmes next week lads

Buying Holmes next week.

Hopefully he'll be a four time premiership winner like based Cam Smith some day.

Sharks' fall from top of the comp is almost as embarrassing as Melbourne getting the spoon after "winning" a premiership

>he tipped sharks

Imagine how much of a literal who Cameron Smith would be if Origin and International competitions had a salary cap

Cronk, Inglis and Slater are all better players than Smith

The only reason he is even spoken in the same sentence is because he has a (C) next to his name

>>74978546
Ameron Smith confirmed shit

Trying the new jelly fizz shit in a can and it's gross.

Townshit

>name your son Chad
>he grows up into an effeminate twink

>Puke Poois

>April fools day
>poocastle are playing
XD

>Playing the Knights into form

kek

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Calling it now. Knights have got this.

Joey wills it.

>>74978798
>not being hard when Joey is about to touch you
Poor form

>>74978798
>(You)

Elite try

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>>74978826
I stand by it.

>>74978843
Was he in a like celebrity game or something? I thought he was just a field commentator guy?

>>74978811
Maybe it's like zombies. Where Joey has to physically touch you before you become a flaming homo.

Knights are spooked
RIP

Is there a muslim on the field for newcastle?

There should be, Newcastle has a huge muzzie pop

Gagai is unironically elite, why has nobody managed to lure him away from Pooasslel?

>>74978908
Muslims wouldn't tolerate any Gagais

kek what a terrible POOmunity

>his poomunity has lots of posts cause no one actually watches his boring games unlike ours where it's exciting and you can't take your eyes off it to post

This is embarrassing.

>>74978949
They'd be disappointed that Newcastle can't really attack either.

>>74979052
The Knights are pretty good at exploding though

>>74979066
You'd know you flaming homosexual

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FUCKING HAPPENING

UP

UP

POONULLA

>POONULLA POOARKS

i'm gonna be sickkkkkkkkkkk

the odds of poocastle to win 1-12 just went from 31:1 to 2.75:1 my fucking sides

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PRAY TO JOEY M8S. LETS GET THEM HOME

\o/

TYBJ

Up the Pointless Sharts

Please fuck fuck off poocastle, I'm going to be fucking sick god.

>>74979116
>he tipped poonulla

This is pathetic. Newcastle can have this win.

god what the fuckkkkk is this game


Some autist probably put 1-12 on the knights and is about to cum in his pants.

>be named Chad
>be shit

Normies BTFO

BASED MALONEY

POOCASTLE.

>>74979140
blueballed

Classic Pooasslel

>Poonulla supporters will unironically celebrate this win

>sharks barely won this
KEK

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n-next time. f-for sure.

>>74979221
I bloody will not

Pooasslel Ltd.

KEK

>Barely able to beat a Knights team missing based White Lightning

Embarassing

Gallen - that's shithouse, just shithouse. Flano going to go off he's head. Kek.

Why did Mullo have to get himself done for being on the gear
We could really use some semblance of kicking game

Hodkinson should kill himself. Cogger back when?

>Have 59% possession
>Win by 1 point

kek

KEK

>>74979314
>Jack Cogger (Pelvis, Round 16)

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Test

>>74979478
Needs something in it

>>74979538
Like what?

>>74979569
Dunno mate do I look like an interior decorator

>>74979569
the whole team of cronulla (in the ass)

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>mfw someone said Manly weren't elite near me

>>74979586
Yeah, you do look like a homo

>>74979601
>Implying I could be a home owner in this economy

Really sleepy lads. Been up for a few hours don't know if I'll make it the next 2 games.

Kyrgios btfo by Mrs Federer 2bh

>>74979361
>have 59% possession
> win by 1 point
> fuck up my multi with a 13+ sharks leg

You guys ready for the based viking clap?

POO
*claps*
POOOO
*claps*
POOOOOOOOO
*claps*

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>white people have no culture

Pooamatta

It's a little weird seeing the Raiders fans doing the Shark Clap 2bh. Still kinda cool though.

>>74979719
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Triggered me mate nice work.

>>74979683

Vikings aren't white.

>>74979719
Raiders having fans is weird enough to begin with

You cunts got Penrith or Melbourne tipped for next game?

>>74979683
>Chinese company logo on Australian team from Australia's capital who's mascot is a testament of fierce, white warriors

Future's not looking good lads

>vikings
>fierce
>warriors
>white
KEK

Based, Muscular Sean

>all those forward passes

Pushing that redemption narrative this season

p-please go left now. points for cotric plz

So lads who's your Brailey replacement? Cook or Hodgson?

Lads why are we failing against /afl/ so much?

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who /fell for the Norman meme/ here?

>>74979893
Who should I flip McInnes to lads?

>>74979910
racism

>>74979918
i did

ffs, he's gonna lose all the cash he's made over the next two rounds

>>74979926
(((casual))) racism

>>74979928
le last years mbye face xdxd

>>74979910
Because we watch the games while they're on instead of posting

>>74979931
this years mbye m8

>>74979910
I became a normie and am barely here any more.

Get rid of Yates or Stone?

Yates has a lower break even, but he wasn't selected this week.

Stone's break even is higher, but he'll probably play more.

I have to punt one of them for CH-N.

>>74979910
r/nrl has a vastly superior and welcoming community

Kinda nervous that Poorith might stump Melbourne and fuck my tips / multi.

Thoughts?

>>74979955
Poothers can only beat irrelevant weak teams

Is there a minimum wage FRF I should be invested in right now or soon?

Has to be FRF not 2RF.

>>74979569
JT, Doctor of Rape

>>74979963
Oh ok that means i'm good then xdddddd

My boys won't let me down r-right.

faiders gonna fade

>>74979977
Doctor of Petroleum

Or as his kind say: Petrole-YUM

monster of a 40 20

green meme machine fuck this niggers up right NOW.

>>74979995
>niggers
>implying raiders aren't 90% coconut

>>74979947
>falling for the CHN meme

Kek.

KEK.

About to make a wise investment in CHN, lads.

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>another try

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>gayders

>pookings

doesn't matter who wins this game

broncucks will be out of the top 8 regardless of the result, kek

>cowcucks obsessed with broncgods that they're always thinking about them

broncucks on pooicide watch

>>74980036
it matters for my william hill + sportsbet balance.

who /top8/ here?

broncucks customers need not apply

itt meanies bullying based broncgods

holy fuck this casual racism against the raiders. Touchie has autism.

Cranky Franky lads

>>74979966
Why not DPP a 2RF into FRF and open up your options?

>poopoomatta

glad I fell for the pritchard meme and not the gayiley meme

>>74980111
because i have isaah papalii on my bench still from round 1 and he's not getting any game time so need to replace him. and he's only a FRF

Nicholas GODric

If you jump from out of the field and catch a kickoff does it count as out on the full?

>>74980140
>not knowing the rules

>>74980142
Sorry mate it's tough playing for the Broncos

>>74980140
t. walkcuck

>Croker being a ball hogging faggot and denying Cotric more points

Nick Cotric had some nice touches against the Broncos in round four, unfortunately that didn't translate into Supercoach points. Look for the Raiders cheapie to rebound against the Eels right side defence.

>>74980140
nope

>>74980149
post pics of bennett's new gf

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>>74980171

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>>74980171

>>74980204
Broncgod supporter here, mind if I save this?

>>74980207
i do mind

you cannot save it

>>74980126
Go to trade him, press the green + sign next to one of your 2nd rowers, trade him for the 2nd rower from the panthers instead

>>74980209
No need to be a cunt about it mate. Please can I save it?

>>74980218
kikau?

>>74980222

Just take a screenshot and crop it buddy

>>74980222
No.

And do NOT do this >>74980236 as that still infringes my copyright.

Having a few people on the go at once is a lot like a wine tasting. And who doesn’t love a good wine tasting? You take a few sips from each one, and decide which varieties you prefer. At the end of the day, you can either pick a favourite and go home with a bottle (or the whole case, we’re not judging), or simply wander off into the sunset in the search for the next vineyard to do it all again tomorrow.

And these days, dating more than one person at a time is just about as common as wine tasting – and just as delicious.

Why you should date multiple people at once
These days, with online dating becoming increasingly popular, members on sites such as Adult Match Maker can browse profiles and potentially set up a date for every night of the week.

Think about how many dates you’ve gone on in your lifetime. Even if you get on well enough to go for a second, third or fourth date, how many of them turn into real relationships?

The truth is that the majority of first dates won’t end up anywhere serious, so why not enjoy the fun of a few first dates at once? When those first dates progress to regular dating – and let’s be honest, regular sex – you get all the benefits of the fun parts of a relationship without any of the commitment or awkward talks. This time is completely about you, so enjoy it!

How to date more than one person
To make sure you and your partners really do get the most out of the experience, there are a few golden rules to stick to.

Be honest. It might be tough to bring up your dating situation, but it would be much tougher to bring it up further down the track when your date thinks you’re on the verge of getting serious. By all means, if you want to take that step, go right ahead – but until that point, you’ll need to be honest about your multi-dating status and what it means.

>>74980305
Use protection. Don’t muck around with STIs, ever. The dating game can be a lot of fun, but it tends to be the best idea to only trust yourself when it comes to keeping healthy. If your partner doesn’t like the idea of condoms, cut and run, because they probably don’t like the idea of condoms with any of their other partners, either.
Don’t say things you don’t mean. Telling someone you may become interested in a relationship when you don’t mean it does not count as being kind, it only means you are leading them on.
What not to do
Don’t go feeling all guilty! Once you’ve opened up and been honest about what you’re doing, there’s no reason to feel like you’re cheating anyone out of anything. If your date wants to see you regardless of your dating habits, that’s completely up to them.
Don’t talk about one date to another. They need to know that you may be dating others, but nothing further. Even if there are few to zero feelings involved and you’re only in it for the sex, crossing wires is a total dating faux pas and should be avoided at all costs. Keep those chats for your besties.
Don’t try to take on too many. You’ll get a feel for it pretty quickly, but remember that you’ll probably need to spend time with each person at least once a week. Unless you’re planning on giving up on your friends, work, and family, more than three can start to become a superheroic effort. Although if you do manage it, please tell us how!

>le take copypasta from le reddit for (you)s teeheeee
XD

talking about BBC in the stream chat, lads

>>74980311
>>74980305

Degenerate filth. GTFO.

What the FUCK are the Storm wearing?

>thor jerseys

>>74980332
Looks exactly teh same as Cowboys Thor jersey from 2014

melbourne actually have some people in the stands unlike all the games at homebush

>these jerseys
kino

>>74980345
Could you imagine Thor speaking with Slater's faggy little voice? kek

Reminder that CowGODS supporters have won the /nrl/ supercoach premiership for the past three seasons.

>>74980311
Does doctor of rape use protection?

>>74980368
>all the cowcuck supporters are autistic
Who knew.

>>74980368
Why are we so based?

>>74980375

Yeah, the NRL protects him.

do you think that photographer pissed himself when he thought his camera was going to get smashed?

are the storm elite?

>poothers

>>74980368
Enjoy it. They'll never win another one. I've got the next five locked in.

>Chambers is good

The worst meme of all time

>>74980405
It was caught by the wind smartarse

>>74980418
g0t milk?

>>74980424
I'd drink her milk, if smell what I'm cookin'

>>74980418
I'd drink her milk if you know what I mean

storm defence is too good lads

tipping panthers lads. They look in good shape.

>>74980466
XD reddit screenshots

>>74980466
>Cowboys fans are literal cucks

Makes sense

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me in the middle

>loses the ball after doing nothing for 30 seconds
>he's their best player
kek

"I rate the Panthers" = "I get all my NRL opinions from channel 9"

panthers are fucking BACK lads

I rate the Panthers

>poopoourne

*panther growling sound*

*storm in heat sound*

>>74980418
MOAR

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>>74980563

Pretty good game lads, half expected it to be a coconut wash.

>>74980418
OAKED when?

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is this cunt even on the team?

>>74980606
yes

>>74980606
Not his fault, Storm are always heading right

>>74980568
>not chocolate

The fuck is this?

>>74980640
>He likes the bbc

>>74980643
All women are built for black seed/

>>74980650
/thread

banana is the patrician oak flavour tbqh

>>74980660
>bananas
Someone likes putting their mouth on phallic objects

>sold Finucane

Xd

>pay for jewtel
>it's broken and doesn't even work

FUUUUUUUCCCCKKKKK

I put 5000 on panthers

>>74980680
Prove it

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>>74980683

fucking coconut

>>74980693
seems legit

>>74980693
me btfo

REEEEEEEEEEEE

Shouldn't that be a penalty for a shoulder charge since he tucked in his arms?

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>>74980719
Guess you could argue he was trying to block the kick/protecting himself from the ball or some shit

billy slater is still elite lads

poothers

>poothers get the penalty for that

My sides? This touchie is a spastic.

>>74980747
I miss the based female touchie, she was elite.

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>>74980693
Sorry m8 but I can't wish you luck

>>74980754
Hope you win and buy something nice for the misses mate.

>>74980754
I have the same multi my friend, comfy feels.

Almost put poonulla +13 though, glad i didn't.

Melbourne is too good lads

>refs trying to get poothers back into it

>>74980778
(((casual racism)))

listening to kraftwerk lads

>>74980794
sounds gay like you
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh

listening to woodwork lads

listening to erotic hypnosis lads

panthers status= FUCKING BACK LADS

getting btfo in sc lads

BASED BLACK PUSSY

Based BunkGODs

this is an outrage

>>74980817
>>74980829
hahahahahaha BTFO

>>74980833
BASED, poothers BTFO

FUCKING GAY AS SHIT I'M BURNING DOWN MY LOCAL KFC FOR THIS SHTI REEEEEEEEEE

>>74980814
What are you trying to do m8? Give yourself a fetish? Getting rid of one?

>>74980822

Losing a tight one myself

do they still get points for line breaks and shit if teh bunker turns dow na try?

>that kick
top kek

wtf is happening kek

Melbourne should tire soon lads

>>74980850
Nah m8, everything after that knock on strip never happened

>>74980846
just like getting off to dominate women lad

Melbourne on absurd penalty count watch

I need to piss but I feel panthers have a try in em

>>74980861
Yeah, call sportsbet quickly, put the house on poothers +13

>>74980606

Gz

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

just renounced my panthers membership lads

comfy $300 profit on this multi

Based muzzie

>>74980606

EASY MONEY $$$$

is abo car faster than GGM?

>>74980912
I'll suck your cock for 250

Waqa Blake has some fucking pace

>>74980923
I'll tell you to seek christ for free.

TDKR plane scene is on right now lads

Either panthers attack sucks or storm defence is fucking elite

>carr has his own name tattooed on his neck
>car? how do you spell that
>I dunno points to neck
>ohh thanks

>There are people in this thread right now who thought the Panthers were good because they beat the bottom two teams.

getting btfo by based N lads

Storm will be the third undefeated team that Manly beat.

>>74981024
Based fucking manly lads

>>74980945
Melbourne is best defence in the game.

>>74981018
No, but you're about to be. Just looked at the lists. Jesus fucking Christ. Rape is imminent.

Also I think that game just sealed the victory for LaffinGOAT. Good job m8.

So next week? Harawira-Naera or Gela-Mosby?

Or maybe both and cash yourself up for the week after?

>>74981188
get both.

don't worry about buying "guns" or winning h2h at this stage. focus on getting money for now

>3 games
>281 posts
>33 posters

KEK

kek

KEK

peem pist poosday thread might survive until next peem pist poosday lads

Was Bellamy happy with his elite team after todays strong performance?

>tfw your waifu is putting an elite performance in the netty

feels good lads

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>>74981278
Judge for yourself m8. Here's the footage.

>>74981296
I'd check the carpark to be sure but he seems satisfied.

Why can't NRL compete with based Super League?

>>74981386
Warrington or Hull FC m8?

>>74981400
I am a Leeds Rhinos fan, my friend.

When we win the infinitely more challenging and entertaining Super League we'll be sure to handily beat the best of "National" Rugby League

This year is Castleford's year.

WALKIE

Woah...

Manly.

>pooly

Poomunity Ltd.

/mlp/ here lads, rainbow dash told me she supports the broncgods
She didn't exactly tell me but I can tell you that horse pussy is fucking tight. You get the chance ever take it fellas.

why is north eastern australia retarded lads?

I was feeling bad for staying up till 3am but then day light savings rolled back an hour

Thanks walkie

Woah...