/mlb/ General: mo'Lester's confession edition.

first for kitties

>still making this general during the offseason

are you guys autistic or just dedicated?

Go Braves!

>>74974334
We're baseball fans, of course we are autistic.

>>74974316
first for red sox 2017 ws champs

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Natives

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>>74974331
here's my 4 cats.. two of them were biting me cause they don't like each other

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>>74974346
Nope

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>going for an inside the spiderman in a pre season game

baseball in Montreal was always a mistake

>>74974372
You have an extended curse still.

>>74974370
Your cats just chill on the bed together like that?

>>74974370
how did you line them up long enough to take a pic

>letting loup strike out the side

the pirates are finished

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>Cubs home opener will be against the Dodgers
>mfw Kershaw will be forced to stand on the field and watch as the Cubs raise their championship banner and get their rings.

>>74974395>
>74974416
oh hell no. one likes being in a window. one likes being in another bedroom and another likes being under a couch while the last one will chill in my room. I spent 10 mins trying to line them up as my wife waited with the camera ready to take the picture

In what way do you think Clayton Kershaw will add another entry to his long line of failures?

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what is the best opening day matchup? i'm obviously going to be watching teheran-thor on monday, but what else is there?

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>>74974432
probably not as crushing as this
poor mets

>>74974435
>my wife

post pic

>>74974478
you're going to call me a troll but we're both black and 4chan hates blacks.. this is her first year watching baseball as she tries to learn the sport.. she likes it so far. but no

>>74974478
haha i was j/k i'm actually gay married to a man

>>74974501
don't ever reply as me ever again

Just played a guy on Diamond Dynasty with an entire 99 OVR lineup. What the actual fuck, its been 4 days. Guy must've paid $1000

>>74974516
what do you get out of pretending to be me? but either way idc, I'll stop posting from here on out. glad somebody enjoyed my cats though

>>74974372
Price will make at least 3 quality starts in the playoffs. You heard it here first.

>>74974440
another no-hitter, but he'll make the lone error throwing to first on an easy comeback dribbler

>>74974535
I was wondering when that would eventually happen

>>74974501
say hi to her and tell her pitchers hitting is stupid

>>74974501
ok thats fair, its nice shes giving the sport a chance

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>>74974562
not so fast

>>74974334
>during the offseason
say that again on Sunday lad
>we baseball now

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On a scale of 0-10, with 0 being a meme park and 10 being a great park, how would you rate SunTrust park?

>>74974599
8.5 pretty good. Traffic is a bitch though.

>>74974599
solid 7 desu

>>74974599
last digit is what i rate it

>>74974501
>4chan hates blacks
/mlb/ doesnt
does it?

>>74974599
havent seen a game there yet.

memeist parks i have been to from memeist to not so meme

angel stadium
rogers centre
turner field
fulton county stadium
dodger stadium

>>74974599
8/10

Looks comfy. A mix of Citi Field and Camden Yards.

>>74974564
she'll figure that out on her own eventually. what is >your team by the way?

>>74974575
>thoughts of a former coke addict
I don't think I'll be trusting his opinion on anything

>>74974316
>mo lester and the terrible, horrible, no good, very bad thread

>>74974569
>>74974564
sadly she likes NL baseball and likes the mets. she said she'll watch two seasons of the yanks and two for the mets lol i'm trying to make her a yankeefag like myself

>>74974658
sounds like a patricia

wheres drew hutchison

what did you guys do to him shittsburgh

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http://newyork.cbslocal.com/2017/03/31/mets-yankees-quinnipiac-poll/

>A Quinnipiac University survey released Friday shows that 45 percent of NYC baseball fans prefer the Mets, compared to 43 percent who favor the Bronx Bombers.

>>74974599
the camera angle is bretty good so I already like it

>>74974631
fulton county was a huge memey shitpile

>>74974696
you can thank matt hardley for that

>>74974636
It's really most similar to Busch Stadium to be quite honest
I don't see the comparison with those two stadiums

>>74974707
>fulton county was a huge memey shitpile
confirmed for under 20 kid

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>mfw eof made the team
>mfw o'ventbrel

>>74974718
Just the exterior of citi Field, and the outfield of Camden, just basically 3 straight porches. No meme gaps like Marlins Park or AT&T

>>74974735
whatever you say fag I bet you think the metrodome was fucking cool too.

>>74974764
never saw a game there

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>>74974432
>world series winner opens season on the road
>need a big draw like the dodgers to make their banner raising relevant

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>>74974696
>"Your're a Mets fan?"
>"Yeah, very big. Since the late 90s. Man I remember the days of Mo Vaughn. Benny Agbayani. The Mike Jacobs and Lastings Milledge years. The hell years of Ryan Church and Mike Pelfrey."
>"lol yeah i love Thor. And that guy Sapedes"
>mfw

>>74974667
not even searage can fix a guy whos just gonna throw meatball sliders into the strikezone

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>>74974716
say that to my face, not online

>>74974796
slap him. or her, doesn't matter

>>74974696
i dont live in nyc and loved the yanks since i was a child.. 30 years old now

Yo how do you play baseball vidya as a pitcher

If you get everyone out it's boring and if you get hit then you're bad and losing

How do you make winning fun?

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>>74974839

> i dont live in nyc and loved the yanks since i was a child

>>74974844
basbeall vidya is boring.

try to be the best hitting pitcher of all time imo

>>74974847
im from rochester and get the YES network and watched it since it came out and before that listened to yankee radio when I had no cable.. what am I suppose to root for? the redwings?

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>>74974844

welcome to baseball, lad

now try that experience but humiliating your 12-year-old self in front of 20 of your peers in real life

>>74974696
>9% liked the Red Sox best
lol

sadly there would probably be a bigger percentage of Yankee fans if they surveyed Boston.

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>>74974796
>Mo Vaughn
man i was so hype for him. he just wanted to get fat and hit the occasional 500 ft bomb tho

also
>not mentioning xavier nady, justin turner, robin ventura, rey ordonez, or jason bay
shig

>>74974844
My favorite is realizing the guy is ass. Keep throwing curves in the dirt. He swings at every one. Then he messages you, "you fucking faggot stop throwing it in the dirt I threw you all strikes man". nigga why would you throw all strikes

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>>74974869

> im from rochester

>>74974885
>Mo Vaughn
mets still paying him?

>>74974885
>Rey Ordonez
based

>>74974901
that's Bobby Bonilla I believe

>>74974901
sorry im thinking of bobby bonilla

>>74974885
>jason bay

REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I fucking loved Nady and thought he would be legit. Also Marlon Anderson, Kaz Matsui and Jose Valentin. So many fucking busts at 2B.

>>74974926
>busts at 2B
Edgardo Alfonzo?

>tfw only 2 more days to find a fantasee league
here's hoping it's like the NFL around here, where a few are made at the last second

>>74974898
fight me motherfucker im out here

man FUCK team liquid.

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>>74974915
best defender i've ever seen. dude made me want to be a shortstop when i was little, shame he couldn't hit at all
>>74974926
mets busted on so many free agent signings between 2008 and 2015. cespedes was the first big name guy that we got since johan that didn't disappoint massively

>>74974983
did you not see a braves/mets game with andrelton simmons?

>>74974844
If career mode pick some meme pitches and try to make them great (knuckleball is a trap for this, it's basically just shitty RNG ignore)

If online it's kinda fun to work what the other person is bad at hitting and just abuse them until they snap

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>>74974983
>tfw Wright's prime wasted

how bout dem royals

hahahahahahahaaaaaa

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greet the mets
meet the mets
bring the kids to see the mets

Nothing like a nice game of baseball after spending all day restoring my dads fingerbox collection.

>It's a Betances fucks everything up episode

>>74974963

babe, i will kiss you so hard you'll dream of me for years

>tfw no qt 3.14 /mlb/ gf to go to games with

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anyone here for this game?

>>74975076
No more beers mo'!!!

>>74975088
That fucking cup stack

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>>74975023
>wright goes to the NLCS his second year
>probably thinks the mets are set to contend for the next 5-10 years
>has to watch choke after choke and horrific collapses
>breaks his back carrying the team in the down years
>is a shell of the player he once was now that they're back to being a contender

>Joe Retardi micromanaging a spring game and bringing in the 4th pitcher of the inning

>>74975085

overrated m8. i've taken three GFs to ballgames and it's the same fucking snorefest every time...even the ones who know baseball

excited to watch this seattle/atlanta united game desu

>>74974501
What team do you both root for, or did I miss that last thread?

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>>74975130
i did this once. we drank the night before and i puked in her car.

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>>74975110
>dat clutch hit off Kershaw game 1 NLDS
>dat HR in World Series

might be the highlight of his career. I'm praying man. But i dont think he can play 81 games this season

>>74974575
Cocaine's a helluva drug

>>74975155

the puke in the car thing is actually cool if you were <25 and both dirtbags

>>74975110
it hurts so much

>yankee fielding

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>>74974796
>he doesn't remember mel rojas ruining every game he appeared in

>>74975152
yankees

>>74974885
>robin ventura grand slam single

>>74975173
she was 21 i was 20 and we carpooled. we still went to the game and i felt terrible

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>>74975193
>It's a McEwing up in a big spot episode

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>>74975162
feels bad as fuck man. i don't want to see him retire what with the team's future looking up, but i just don't know that he's able to produce anymore.

if we make the playoffs and he's healthy i'd like him to be included on the roster, at least. he's earned that much.

>>74975238
Do you and DG have a piss exchange with each other? Do you urinate in bags and mail them to each other?

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>>74975238
>homo'Lester

>>74975130
it's the guy equivalent of a chick flick... at a ballgame you're enthralled, she's on her phone the entire time. During a romantic movie she's enthralled and you're thinking of ways to kill yourself

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>>74975250

>>74975238
be honest

are you phils goodman?

>>74975238
I give you props for showing back up.

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>>74975250
>mailing piss to yourself

>>74975290
This is a person's life, not a game.

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>>74975227
>i rate John Maine

why do reds fans consider phillips cancer?

do i watch indians dbacks or mariners rockies

>>74975319
i didnt know ron washington was the braves 3b coach where is terry?

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>>74975315
>John Maine
>Oliver Perez
>Tom Glavine
>Mike Pelfrey

>>74975238
>like 2 years ago
You mean like every weekend.

>>74975215

haha that's kind of rad, man, ngl

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>>74975341
>>Tom Glavine

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>>74975238
>being a literal manwhore to get booze

>>74975269

but there are good chick flicks

i got dragged to 500 days of summer thinking it was gonna be dogshit but i fucking loved it and my date was mad that i did

>>74974803
are you disrespecting based Drew "Dutifully come up to pitch 5 innings of three-run ball and go back down without a word every time" Hutchinson? that man is an example for us all

>>74975238

man i could understand if you were like getting foreclosed on and sucked a dude's dick for a couple grand

but some fucking beers?

OAK Athletics vs SF Giants
(Pre-Season Bay Bridge Series Game #2)

10:15 PM ET | 7:15 PM PT

>>74975236
>>74975236
>>74975236

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>>74975341
>no Jose Lima

>>74975362
>mad at liking a movie
was she autistic?

>>74975380
I was meeting up with my girlfriend at the game after, and she had already pre-gamed with some of her friends, and I wasn't able to go, so I needed to get on her level. I was desperate and I didn't have money since I paid for tickets already. Don't act like you would've done any different.

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>>74975454

you didn't have time to pre-game...but you had time to flirt with dudes enough to get them to buy you drinks?

Betances should be launched into space along with Girardi.

>>74975449

a little bit, yeah. the movie is also super misogynist in a fun way, she was upset that i got a kick out of that

>>74975483
>Bustances

>>74975480
NOT ONE GUY
NOT TWO GUYS
BUT THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>74974370
cute kots

Everyone wanted to have sex with Mickey Mantle

>>74975647
not Marilyn Monroe

>>74975652

kek

>>74975454
>I had a girlfriend I swear
>Everyone kisses dudes for booze
ha ha ha

>>74975454
Hi Tiki

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Mariners!
>making out with guys for beer

>>74976036
This. In Seattle people will do it for free, after all.

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Fill this out

>>74976036
paxtons looking alright
am very excited for season to start

Good job Braves. I hope for many more wins.

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>>74976094
me too pb
the rotation outside of paxton has me worried though

>>74976240
he looks so sad

>cano

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anyone wanna trade a #5 starter better than Gallardo for a pair of career aaa guys?

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>>74976059
unfilled circles are question marks. I'm still not sure if Hanley will get 1B time or be permanent DH while Holt is at first and Pablo at third. Personally I'd DH Pablo, put Holt at third and have Hanley play first
didn't bother with bench/BP

>>74976321
hes canadian

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>>74976323

you can have bronson arroyo :^)

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>>74976345
kek

>>74976405
wow
you made me feel better about gallardo in one post
thanks buddy

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its a beautiful, warm night, i have a good beer and im watching a Mariners game on my new couch, totally naked
lifes good

>>74976477

i havent been naked in six years

>>74976491
i highly reccomend it
maybe put a towel on the couch in your case

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>>74976059
this is factoring in the Smyly injury.

You could probably sub Altavilla for Vincent. I'm just not high on either of them. hopefully I'm wrong.

>>74976519
haniger gonna be dark blue soon
zuni will be in AAA and Valencia will be traded for cash by June

>>74975088
Was out of my mind at the end

>>74976519
can the Ms have one year where either the pitching or hitting isnt >just tier

>>74976547
but zuni's pitch framing tho.

>>74976613
zunis bat makes brendan ryans bat look good

>>74976519
>Felix
>great

>>74976697
the dark blue is Paxton

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>>74976323
Trade a mediocre veteran filler piece for young minor league prospect you say?

>kruk and kuip sign a contract extension
i actually feel sorry for giants fans

>>74976762
>young minor league prospect
no, a 27 year old who will never make it in mlb

>>74976775
I was thinking more along the lines of Tomlin for the younger Seager. The type of trade the Indians and Mariners always make

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>>74976801
>younger Seager
but my irrational dreams of the triumvirate

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>>74976059
rotation rated as it'll look on opening day

>>74976833
degrom is elite and granderson is bad

I hope Xander Bogaerts breaks his ankle in a silly and embarrassing way.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I57ARGh3ThE
thoughts?

>Just woke up from a nap
>No Dodgers Angels thread

I guess it's true that Trump deported all the Doyer spics here. I'm not gonna bother making a thread

>Trevor John Story isn't the best shortstop in the National League West division in the Major League of Baseball

How does it feel to have such a minuscule understanding of the game of baseball?

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>>74976857
i was conservative with the rotation rankings, but yeah if he pitches like he did in 2015 and the first half of 2016 he's elite for sure. grandy i have a soft spot for, so maybe you're right

>>74976924
did corey seager stop existing?

>>74976982
yes

>>74977039
Steve Pearce

>>74976755
that's even more wrong

>>74977028
fug

>>74976895
guys voice is annoying

>>74977063
kyle needed his blood sacrifice and justin is too weak

>>74977090
THIS IS MY PROFESSIONAL VOICE

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>>74976059

>>74977090
>>74977107
i've never understood it to frank
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OKa77qOotKU

>>74977093
imagine being the 3rd seager brother lmao

>>74976895
Several chortles
Also
>rags

>>74977090
>>74977133
he does make good videos though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anFWQb5pibE

>>74977178
>lolcow
he says this in the first video too. am i supposed to not cringe at this or something?

Yankees will go 162-0 this season.

>>74977262
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SE0E-GtuWKw

>>74977262
yanks went 162-0 in my n64 griffey season
just a few resets

I've made teams where every player is a 99 overall in MVP 05 that in A ball haven't gone undefeated. I just don't get it

bruhs how the fuck am i batting .500 with Mitch Moreland and yet to register a hit with Rookie Griffey

>>74977363
mvp05 was so fucking good

>>74977363
We all used the Patterson cheats

>>74977374
It's because you're shot lmao

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updated Red Sox map

I wish The Show would finally add A ball. I don't like my RTTS guy starting at AA

>>74977502
5 aces. How'd that work out?

>>74977502
>Price
>Great
ajajajajajajajajajajajajajajaajaaja

does hunter pence not know how baseball pants work?

Finally EE hits a homer but I tell you I'm gonna get sick of this parrot meme real quick

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>>74977502
>hanram
>great

>rodriguez
>good

>>74977576
Let him run naked for all he wants, nobody in Cleveland is going to see it

>>74977576
As long as he's hitting them I don't care what the hell he does after. Makes it easier that he didn't get to do it in the playoffs last year against us

>>74977604
Cleveland lead the league in attendance last season.

>A Town of Boys

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so lemme get this straight, Ive been gone since 4 o clock

>I was desperate
>you wouldve done the same
>you're just jealous I came up with an innovative way to get free booze

>>74977858
>an innovative way to get free booze
That's my favorite part. Like "innovative" nigga people have been making out with dudes to get booze since bars were invented.

>>74977858
>>74977886
I bet it was something real shitty like Bud Light too

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>>74977599
>leaf opinions

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>>74978008
>paying ramirez 22 million dollars a year for 2.8 WAR at the easiest fielding position in baseball is great

>Erod a pitcher with a 4.7 ERA and 4.3 FIP is not only an above average pitcher but considered a good pitcher


>

jaff decker has a very nice beard

bryce harper has luscious thighs

>>74978230
Trip on homo'Lester

ryan dull you fucking bum

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>>74978008
noghbody cayuz about him oghkay

I don't like this *new* NO-PITCH Intentional Walk rule.

>>74975088
The only bright side to muh runner-on-2nd extra innings meme is at least it will put a stop to umps umpballing a game at ~20 innings just because they want to go home

>>74978511
Good luck finding one person who does.

They literally could have cut 1 second of commercials from each half-inning break and saved more time than a game altering rule change

>>74978511
the only people that do are pitchers

dubs decides the next commissioner of baseball

limit mound visits where no substitution is made to once per game.

once per pitcher per inning is insane

>>74978574
me

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>>74978574

molester

>>74978574

me

>>74978574
I'll do it

Will the boystown incident be the decisive event that influences mo'Lester to shed his alias and revert back to being daddy greinke?

>>74978622

what's your first order of business, commissioner anon?

>>74978622

sheeeeeeit

>>74978625
>all it took to get homo'Lester to stop posting was for him to out himself
How can we get Pissboi to share a homosexual story?

>>74978575
I liked the idea of only the relievers that start an inning get warmup pitches on the actual mound, while anyone brought in after a single pitch has been thrown has to go in cold

That shit alone will save them a minimum of 5 minutes a game, and potentially even 20+ if there are super memey Roberts/Maddon/Bochy managers out there

>>74978633
Ban the intentional walk rule
Remove the pussy netting along the lines. Fans found to be spending more time on their phones than looking at the game will be relocated to the upper decks
Also we're bringing back scheduled doubleheaders

>>74978679
yeah, no ad break on pitching changes would be great

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SOON

>>74978700

i'm going to isis your ass you dubwhoring usurper

>>74978724
>this piss poor editing job
about what i'd expect from the fanbase that brought us a big red down arrow

>>74978746
9000 hours in ms paint bitcch

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>>74978788
i'll bet

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Just got THE SHOW

why the fuck are there like 1000 missions

White Sox will win the Comedy Central with 104 wins.

>>74978700
Bredyygud

>>74978700
Build a single meme stadium at the midpoint of the US, with 2 stadiums facing eachother and sharing a homerun wall
Every team has to split their team in 2 and play a same-time doubleheader 5 times a season. Catching a ball from the other game after it goes over the homerun counts as an out.

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fuck i hope the poutine truck shows up regularly...

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>mfw I'm off work on opening day
HALLEELOOYER

>>74978909
I hope your crap team leaves your broke shithole city.

do you guys rate the white sox

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@74978928
nah

>literally any team could win an eries this year
Truly, it is based-ball!

>>74978944
>twins

>>74978944
>resd

>>74978944

>Rags

>>74978944
I could name you 2 AL Central teams, an AL East team, 3 AL West, 2 NL East teams, 3 NL Central teams, and 3 NL West teams that won't even breathe playoffs.

>A's fans from out of nowhere
...what's going on? Did I miss something?

>>74978960
Some guy ran like 50 ootp sims of the 2017 season and one or two actually had the t___s as champs, kek

>>74978944
>rags

>>74978979
They "rediscovered" baseball after they lost their shit football team to a REAL city. In a couple of months they will lose their baseball team to LAS VEGAS as well.

>>74978974
>>74978990
Anyone but the >rags, that is. I just assumed we understood that already.

>>74978999
>Las Vegas is going from a 0 team city to a 3 team city in less than 5 years

what could possibly go wrong?

>>74978924
hell yeah senpai

>>74978924
>not being unemployed the last 6 months

haha what a loser

>>74979019
I want a REAL baseball team. I don't want no fucking expansion shit either. I want the OAKLAND ATHLETICS! Just to fuck over their city some more.

>>74979008
>Rays
>Whos
>Twinks
>A's
>Angels
>Rangers
>Phillies
>Braves
>Pirates
>Reds
>Brewers
>Padres
>Diamondbacks
>Rockies

If any of these teams make playoffs in 2017 I'll buy and eat their teams hat.

>>74979053
the rockies could go on a meme run at the end

>>74979053
The Pirates have some chance. R-right?

>>74979062
The Rockies will either win 90 games and blow by everybody by surprise or they will win 60 and shit the whole place up.

>>74979077
Who exactly would they beat out for the wildcard?

>>74979086
Uhh...can you get me on that later?

I dont want to shill, but this looks pretty good desu

facebookDOTcAWm/BrockmireIFC/videos/712456592267780/

>>74979053
d backs
rox
a's
rays
rangers
pirates

all will be contenders until august

i could even see the brewers, whos, phillies and reds hanging around

>>74979094
Sure, you've got the whole season.

>>74979102
Contenders and actually making post are two different stories.

Rangers I only added because memes tbfh.

>>74974316

I live about 10 min walk from Boystown. Should I go there and scope this guy out, see if he'll make out with me? That way we can confirm if he's really gay.

I'm not gay, btw, but I'll kiss a dude in this circumstance just to confirm whether or not HE'S gay.

>>74979102
>a's

KEK

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>doing Porcello rookie mission on DD
>refused to pinch hit for him
>3/3 , 1 HR over 2 games

O I AM LAFFIN

>>74979130
Don't look now but the A's will win 89 games and a wild card this season.

>>74979130
their pitching staff might be good senpai

>>74979102
I agree with your list and first sentence.
I strongly disagree with your last sentence.

>>74979102
>phillies
will be at best, the 3rd best team in the NLE. Don't kid yourself.

Royals and Yankees are the AL Wildcards
Nationals and Cardinals are the NL Wildcards

>>74979183
They are terribly overrated

>>74979185
A's and White Sox AL Wildcards
Braves and Mets NL Wildcards

>>74979122
I always equated being a contender as making the playoffs. Shit, half the time all it takes is a little above a .500 season.

>>74979203
>Braves, mets, A's, and white sox
Mets is the only plausible one.

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>>74979203
>Braves

>>74979167
zero hitting outside of khris davis, unless healy and canha figure shit out

>>74979224
>>74979228
Okay how about this?

Rays and Twins

Brewers and Marlins.

al wc: mariners and orioles
nl wc: rockies and marlins

If you took the best players from the Cardinals and Pirates, would they finish with a better record than the Cubs?

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>>74979247
>Marlins

>>74979269
>if you put gerrit cole, starling marte, and josh harrison on the cardinals, would they finish with a better record than the Cubs?

>>74979269
No because all the Pie Rats are garbage and would bring down the team. If it were all-Cardinals they would beat them in 5 games.

>>74979283
>>74979282
Pirates finished with the 4th best OBP last season.

>>74979271
That's what does it for you? All of those teams and the Marlins is the one that gets the greentext?

>>74979127
>cusb

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xkdv1lBIXCE

>>74979297
I'm a Rays/Twins/Brewers fan

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Guys
guys

The new logo for the White Sox stadium is
wait you're not gonna believe this shit
hold on a sec
pshhhhhhhhhh
*drum roll*
IT'S A
IT'S A BIG RED DOWN ARROW HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>>74979316
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>74979316
Guaranteed Rape Field.

>>74979341
I don't think it's located in Boystown though...

>>74979348
But it IS in the South Side though. You don't have to go very far to get raped.

>>74979053
I'll even buy you one and mail it to you after the Rangers make the playoffs

>>74979360
That's true. You could always just stay in the stadium and watch a team get raped on the field though.

>rags

>cubs tripfag reveals how much of a faggot he is
>shitting on the whos increases
lol deflection

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>>74979396

>>74979396
>>74979404
Will win 130 games this season as they will never trail in their playoff sweeps.

>>74979308
so much good baseball on youtube. props to mlb for not shutting it all down immediately

>>74979405
I'm having fun with The Show too, anon

Braves and Royals will both finish below 80 this season.

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>>74979316
this can't be real

>>74978591
*homolester

>>74978909
>no chairman bao

>>74979102
As will stop being contenders in may

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dirt all the way down the foul lines, yea or nay?