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/heem/ Hampage edition

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So remember last week when we all had a good laugh over the fact that “Rampage” Jackson didn’t even know what weight he was fighting at in his rematch with Mo Lawal at Bellator 175? Remember how we were like, dog, how are you sitting here a week before the fight and you still think it’s a catchweight, when a simple glance at the poster would have told you that the shit was at heavyweight? And then remember how when Mo told him what the weight class was, Jackson’s immediate response was: “Wait, wait, you’re telling me I can weigh 265 [pounds]? Is this what you’re telling me?”

Yeah. About that.

Turns out, that is in fact what Lawal was telling him. He was telling him that he could weigh 265 pounds for their main event bout tonight, no matter what his coach said to the contrary. And when he told him that? Damn if “Rampage” wasn’t listening.

Your dude Quinton Ramone Jackson showed up for Thursday’s weigh-ins in Chicago and tipped the scales at 253 pounds – a full 41 pounds heavier than “King” Mo, who came in just barely over the mark for light heavyweight. We’ve got to imagine that the only thing stopping ‘Page from going all the way to the heavyweight limit was the fact that he only found out he could just last week, and try as they might, Papa John’s can only deliver pizzas so fast.
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Oh I'm gonna win for sure
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>>74971022
lol irrelevant nigga fight who cares dude lolololol
where my invitation at #goobybless #schaublife
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I'm posting in this thread because it was the 500 post one, thanks OP
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/heem/ is forever
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Okay done

King mo probably wins though
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Thanks for posting!

Are you the brit;ad that was gonan throw 5 on quentin?
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>>74971078
I'm with you. War Page!
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Classic Rampage

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VqpF76NCKWI
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>>74971078
>>74971092
BIG BOYS
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How would he do in mma?
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>>74971236
pop for roids
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>>74971236
Literally who
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>>74971321
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>>74971321
>losing to WW McGregor

yikes
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>>74971334
Post the duffy one
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>>74971334
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>>74971372
Damn I thought boston chick was just fronting and being all "hold me back". Nice sheem.
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>>74971372
Look at those savages. You can tell they're inherently violent
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>>74971372
could heem Rousey 2bh
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>>74971615
Yes, white women are a menace. I cross the street when I see them.
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Does anybody have a decent site to stream bellator?
I know the prelims are on mmafighting or whatever it is
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>>74971236
How would Big Lenny do in mma?
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>>74971646
http://niggermania.net/forum/
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>>74971653
Is he pregnant?
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EFN was great
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Joe Rogan commented "ridiculous"
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>>74971795
Jesus
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>>74971853
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>>74971795
WHYYYYYYYYY
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>>74971795
really makes you think
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>>74971795
his gf will look joe in the eyes during every bj.
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>>74971795
yikes
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>>74971321
tfw no pc release
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Frankie Edgar is the best legit FW, guys like Aldo and McGregor dont belong at FW
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>>74971795
C A N T

W A K E

U P

>Hey Jamie,go and find me that stupid motherfucker that got a tattoo of my fucking face
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Joe: who tf gets a tattoo of someone elses face that's fucking crazy
Schaub:I agree 100% *rolls down sleeve*
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how many bongs?
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>>74972171
>former LW champion is the most legit FW

really makes me think
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are the nurmy's the goat mma family after tonight's win?
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>>74972241
2
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What is a zilch?
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>>74972192
kek
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>>74972394
zilch (countable and uncountable, plural zilches)

(informal, uncountable) nothing. [quotations ▼]
(informal, countable) A person who is unimportant or lacks character; a nobody.
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lads, give me a spicy banger or i will hit you with dat left
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My accumulator
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>>74972516
Sanchez vs Melendez
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>>74972516
Anthony Pettis vs Barboza
Most under rated fight
Would probably be one of my favourites if Pettis hadn't lost
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>>74972516
Erick Silva vs Jon Fitch
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>>74972516
dad vs shoeface

>>74972518
>masvidal
nope
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>>74972525
>>74972532
>>74972538
grazie, i promise your heem will be swift and painless when you step into my world (octagon)
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>>74972549
His footwork is perfect for avoiding the takedown, his wrestling is top notch and he will be tricky to submit. This fight could very likely go to points with Jorge winning
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Uhhh is it just me or is the catalog fucked?
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>>74972516
Gonzaga/Erokhin
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>>74972599
nvm im an idiot.
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Oh shit, Bellator is tonight? I thought it was Saturday.
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>>74972639
Who fighting?
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>>74972700
Who cares?
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>>74972700
Rampage vs King Mo
Sanchez vs Galvao
Gormley vs Kharitonov
>>74972741
Casual
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where can I watch the prelims fights?
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>been waiting to see pimblett lose his title and be consigned to the dustbin of history for the last few weeks
>been invited to a party tomorrow night

what do i do lads
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>>74971022

Spectrum fucked me out of Spike. Streams plz.
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I can bench 187lbs could heem any here even rampage
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>>74974258
first day in gym i benched 187 when i was 13 faggot
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>>74974310
canadian pounds are way less
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>>74972516
pat barry kongo
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Streams boys where are they
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>>74972518
Somehow I feel Dustin will dick all over Eddie. The rest looks good.
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>>74974437
Eddies actually quite good, Dustins my 3rd boy but I don't see how he beats Eddie
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>>74974504
>Eddies actually quite good
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Eddie will get back to his winning ways with a solid win over Poor yay
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>>74974402
Apparently the reddit mma streams board is down. On the plus side I have no reason to ever visit reddit again. On the negative, that was my go to source for quality streams.
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P
L
E
S T R E A M
S
E
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The other thread has 140 posts but this one is more active in the last 15 minutes.

Fuck it all to hell
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>>74972518
>implying all those fights will happen
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-hv5h-2KpIQ

Stream with hue audio
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>>74974647
ya what the fuk . someone post a stream
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>>74974649
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>>74974511
>Eddies actually quite good
Yes? He is
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>>74974683
heem
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>>74974683
did I just witness a heem
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rad finish

surprised big john let it go on post-faceplant
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HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
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This would've been the best card for BM Punk to make his debut. Preferably against Jay Heiron or some can. Also damn what a heem.
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HEEEEEM

fucking vicious finishing combo
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nice start for the night
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why the fuck was an 8-0 guy fighting a 0-1 guy?
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someone post a gif of that last fight i missed it
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>>74974762
he was 7-0 and the heem'd guy was 7-1
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http://www.sportingvideo.org/20170401/vv58ded795188037.28665086-1638980.html

Stream in English
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>>74974783
oh, the sherdog pbp page linked to the wrong jake roberts
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we wwe now lads
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BE YOURSELF BRO
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danis just got BTFO LOL
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>>74974804
B A S E D
A U S S I E
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>>74974804
please teach me the sorcery necessary to navigate past all 10.000 popups to a video that actually loads, tia
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Literally who is Dillon Danis
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>>74971795
and I thought bork's dildo chest tattoo was gay
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>>74974858
Step 1 - have adblock you fucking pleb
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>>74974862
BJJ world champ moving to MMA, he's conors BJJ coach alongside with Kavanagh.
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>>74974804
>http://www.sportingvideo.org/20170401/vv58ded795188037.28665086-1638980.html


fuck, won't load video for me
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>>74974854
Overreaction. It's shit quality.
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Bless these lads for their service to the great NATO.

NATO bless
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>>74974886
i use noscript, but there are too many domains to temp whiteliest, literally hundreds and most are for ads
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>>74974896
>From Camp goobs

Explains the WWE garbage I guess
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the fuck is this shit?
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Fuck bellator is small time, what was that cringe shit
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>>74974923
HERE'S A BUNCH OF DUDES NO ONE CARES ABOUT!
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Wait a minute Ryan Bader went to lellator? Was that already known?
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>>74974960
yeah its been known for about a week.
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>>74974960
I just learned about it
overdue, honestly
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>>74974974
>wanting UFC lhw to be even worse
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>tfw the nogeira brothers are so protected that if you heem one of them you get sent to the B league
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>>74974904
Post your HQ link then faggot
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This motherfucker running around like a poorly programmed video game character
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https://www.reddit.com/r/MMAStreams/comments/62poz2/bellator_king_mo_vs_rampage/
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Fuck this jew. I hope he loses but he's like a -600 favorite
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>>74974988
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>>74971236
Tank abbot already did well in MMA
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>>74975029
nigger
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>>74975029
https://youtu.be/3XWt1R-ChY8
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BASED DWARF REF
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>Pitbull/Strauss 4
What the fuck man
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>>74975051
DELET
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>>74975051
http://www.isegoria.net/2011/07/nate-marquardt-and-steroids/
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Wow I just noticed chael on commentary.
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Is Lahat Jewish? How can a black man be Jewish
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HANG IN THERE CARTER
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>>74975115
https://youtu.be/0nCKOqJzBzc
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>>74975138
Everyone give that fucking gentile your energy!

\o/
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>>74975036
>Tank abbot already did well in MMA

for an obese retard who never trained
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No way he gets out of this round
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>>74975174
what movie
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how do I achieve the black guys aesthetics?
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>>74975036
He lost to Goldberg
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>>74975114
nate is bad but he was on an exquisite cocktail of steroids at that point
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The eternal Jew strikes again
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das it mayne
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Where's Ramsey Nijem when you need him?
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>>74975146
my sides
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heem tappy
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>IDF
kek
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FAT SERGEI TIME!
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manlets are getting btfo all night long
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Load Nothot is bad and gay
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He's already fought in Tel Aviv, now it's time to fight in the true Jew capital of the world, New York City
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*remembers the USS Liberty*
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https://youtu.be/hBlbLgl5WDs DAS RITE
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>Bader was denied a UFC title shot so he went to Lellator

Maybe he would have gotten one if he didn't for a sloppy takedown 2 seconds into the Rumble fight then get destroyed.
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Do you think he's ever sunk any chokes with his hands like this?
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Lorenz is my low-key boy 2bh
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does Lorenz beat Lima? I think so
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Eat clen and tren hard
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>>74975328
palm to palm is ok but i prefer a gable grip
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Sup /heem/

I'm going to join a local cage fitness gym, but I'd like to get my hammy ass into something else. Not sure what discipline I'd enjoy the most. Striking and grappling get me going.

What would you guys do? What would you practice?
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>>74975392
you think he'll have a good run in Lellator?
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>>74975441
Literally mandrama
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glorious acestream fight fans

dd0ba60ab7ed476b8fff6c0371b806f6f1dedb63
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hope kharitonov comes out like this again
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>>74975441
I think so. But Bendo went to Lellator and couldn't hack it. I hope the same doesn't happen.
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>>74975406
is there another name for this? Apparently the ay he sets it up is different, I dont know as much about grappling.
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inb4 black boi gets ko'ed in 10 seconds
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>>74975475
>couldn't hack it
wew lad
He lost to championship level fighters
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acestream://dd0ba60ab7ed476b8fff6c0371b806f6f1dedb63

H D B O Y S
D
B
O
Y
S
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>>74975482
for the gable grip or the choke? not sure about your question
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>>74975507
He didn't have a good run which was the point.
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wow quite a few top 10 ufc guys have made their way into bellator.. will be interesting to see what happens a few years from now
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>>74975541
Nah you got caught out, casual.
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Gormley's breasts are delectable

Cute little Cain Velasquez style A-cups
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>>74975518
based australia
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S E R G E I
E
R
G
E
I
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this isn't the guy from Pride is it? who wore the beret?
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holy shit that guy sent sergei to the shadow realm
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>>74975540
the choke alvey does, sorry.
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>>74975584
Yes, it is.
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>>74975591
he used to be a killer i had no idea he was still going, the madman
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>>74975518
L I T
I
T
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SIR GAY CARROT ON-OFF
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I wonder if chase is related to mark gormley?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87nkJquHnAU
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>>74975606
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>>74975590
its all good, i have heard and knonw Alvy going for that variant but every replay i've seen its so hard to see how he grips to get his choke, i do know he chains his grip so the 2 times i seen him finish he always grips then regrips and grips to synch the choke

But in terms of exact name of grip or the details i am not to sure
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that is totally a stab wound
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>>74975551
No I didn't goofball. Australia was a mistake.
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HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
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Heemed
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HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEm
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DAAAAAANG

sergei looked like shit up until that lol
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>>74975666
I keep thinking the same thing
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POWER
O
W
E
R
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PRIDE never dies
when is Dana going to sign the dark horse and steam roll all of UFC's joke HWs
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HUNTED
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>>74975686
>panic flag banter
Every time
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russian hacked his chin off
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fuckin walk off booooommmbbb GADOOSH
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DEAD
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You can be fat and an athlete like Mark Hunt

OR you can be fat and a piece of shit like Chase Gormley
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Fuck I blinked,
That shit was fast
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Damn... that is some power
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Replay reminds me of Dan Kelly with that kick
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>>74975716
I reckon he looked pretty good
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Do you kids like "Walk away knockouts?"
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>excellent combination by Sergei Kalanvolaov....
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>>74975707
Goof
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>>74975732
I concur
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>>74975653
thanks 4 reply ameribro
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>>74975742
Yes but rushing in to finish the fight on somebody clearly not even conscious looks pretty cool too
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>>74975752
JUST
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I heard you were disrespecting anime

heh

pathetic
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>>74975729
I love the way Dan Kelly fights
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LOL
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>>74975776
Holloway is done
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>>74975780
Dad's army welcomes you
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>>74975729
>>74975780
dad kelly is theb est
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next fight safe to skip for schmoke break?
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>>74975780
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Did kharatinov already fight? did he win?
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good god the russian language is so ugly to listen to. It's sounds like Stephen Hawking gurgling cum when one of them talk
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>bellator
>ppv

Since when?
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Bellator are you fucking up this walkout
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More WWE promos? The fuck man
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>>74975796
wow. too funny
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>>74975824
it'll be better than the main
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Are Chael and Wandy about to square off?
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>>74975852
Yes and yes
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>>74975893
brace for cringe
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>Wand bitches out
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Wait wheres wanderlei?? that was lame.
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>>74975780
its not the prettiest but its hard nose and gritty and respectable and pretty damn good technique
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Wandi is running away from USADA still
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>>74975780
Welcome to the ranks of Dad's Army
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>>74975742
I thought kids on the internet loved heads bouncing off the canvas
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>>74975927
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>>74975941
He said he didn't want to go. He said the drug testing being employed by the NYSAC was unfair and needs to take time off before he can go to the states.
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>>74975864
>Since when?
they've been doing ppv since almost 3 years now. where have you been?
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>>74975979
chicken
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>>74975984
what
This is like the second one ever
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>it's a wanderlei ducks out episode
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>>74975979
the pork pie looks good on wand
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>>74975979
>>74975979
>tiki ghosn in the background

he's still alive?
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>>74976006
yes, and the first one was may 2014, almost 3 years since
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no LHW belt when is Davis defending?
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>>74976019
filming a new season of Blind Date
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>>74976019
hes rampage's sole "trainer" for tonight

(quinton has not trained since late 2015)
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Sean Grande is unironically a better commentator than Jon Anik
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Why does everybody shit on Wanderlei for running from USDA? Chael failed his test for the same fight, I don't get it.
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>>74975887
ok ok you got me watchin buddy
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>>74976079
he ducks out of every fight, even those with no testing

see RIZIN last year, pulled out cos he had flashbacks to >>74976054
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>>74975482
Man that wasn't even a choke, he was trying to break the dude's neck. Pretty sure that's fuckin illegal.
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>>74975780
He fights like a drunkard
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I'm liking this Pretzel Lady.
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>>74976117
>>74976117
Pretty sure it's fucking not dipshit
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>>74976143
I like her more than these forced diversity millenials ordering grubhub
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We've had 2 fights in an hour and a half
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wandy's record is sooo padded
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>taima forcing more shit memes

just get back t the stream for fuck sake
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WHERES MY STAMINA?
WHERES MY STAMINA?
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>>74976159
>forced diversity millenials
do you think only white people use grubhub or do you think there were no minorities before millennials?
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>>74976071
sean wheellock was the best
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>>74976117
>>
>MUH american dream
>mexishit flag
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>>74976200
I think youre a fucking idiot for misinterpreting my comment.
>>
Fabio mobabbo beat Fedor
>>
>>74976117
you're retarded

see dan miller vs dave phillips:
https://youtu.be/p5Gmn3YDxJo?t=7
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>>74976219
goddamn you, leaf
>>74976246
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>>74976219
I wish I had more IFL highlights, I'm not sure there are too many though.
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>>74976206
Did he quit?
>>
Rampage is gonna look like Damon Wayans from The Great White Hype
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>>74975546
Any particular reason for this?
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>>74976279
hey man I've never seen the actual fight so thank you for linking it.
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>>74976332
money
>>
>>74976333
What's the ref even doing?
>>
>>74975546
I hope it keeps happening so that UFC stops dragging their feet with these sloppy match-ups they've been making as of late.
>>
>>74976234
funfact: Thenks Mather was a 16th century missionary and theologian who travelled all over north and south america:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thenkins_Mather
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>>74976363
to be fair it was a super quick tap
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What the fuck is this? I thought it was the main event?

Might just go to bed
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>>74976420
45 more mins till Hampage
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>>74976380
>I hope it keeps happening so that UFC stops dragging their feet with these sloppy match-ups they've been making as of late

wme literally gives no fucks, they need to trim costs everywhere (cf. firing of goldberg, sacking of the entire north american production team because they had their own people) because they need to pay down on the $400 million loan they took out to meet zuffa's valuation
>>
>>74976439
so are they showing a replay? yeah definitely not staying up until half 4 to see a fat rampage gas himself in less than a round
>>
>>74976298
>Did he quit?
apparently, no idea why tho
>>
>>74976332
Connor-loving by UFC
>>
This ref has the p4p best facial hair
This isn't once in a lifetime, this is once in human history
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>>74976467
It's just the co-main mate
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>>74976439
I wish I had a decent quality webm of this moment
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>>74976448
Mayweather vs McGoober takes care of that loan with just one card
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>>74976298
>>74976469
Apparently he commentates for z-league boxing now. Also, if you google his name, it identifies him as being connected to something called "Bella Fighting Championships." Not Bellator, just "Bella."
>>
>>74976488
bones is such a fucken herb lol
>>
so wat was that
>>
>>74976472
That actually makes sense. I was griping about the rank jumping for "money fights".

Do they get paid more in Bellator?
>>
>>74976488
someone needs to shop wojack on jones and pepe on jackson.
>>
>>74976562

They most likely are 2bh.
>>
Hey guys, I just got home from work, did I miss anthing good on bellator or has it sucked?
>>
>>74976562
>Do they get paid more in Bellator?
more than wme is willing to pay them

to be fair, i would have dropped phil davis and ryan bader a long time ago too though. lhw is dogshit, but those two are boring as fuck
>>
>>74976589
The ref has the greatest facial hair out of any referee ever
>>
he is versed in diaz boxing it seems
>>
galvao needs to retire. he's too old and looks like dogshit
>>
>>74976619
Yeah, viking ref has been around for a while bro. I remember before it was braided
>>
Reminder that Rampage vs. Rashad did 1 million buys.
>>
>>74976589
One good heem and a lot of bullshit
>>
>>74976647
The braiding makes it so much better. I'm mesmerized by how much it's swaying. I'm looking at him almost as much as I'm watching Sanchez dominate.
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>>74976661
That sounds about right for bellator
>>
>anyone can wear a hat, but only you can turn heads in one
Axe aiming for the 'fedoras are still cool' crowd
>>
>>74976657
Courtesy of TUF. I actually bought that shit myself junior year of highschool because I really wanted to see Rashad get knocked out.
>>
>>74976688
>>
>>74976724
Best TUF 2bh
>>
bellator? more like bellasnore amiright
>>
>>74976732
Did his neck just get stuck like that?
>>
>>74976753
That fight was pretty action packed, just lacked big moments.
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>>74976732
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>>74976657
that was one of the first UFC events I ever watched, I remember seeing the preview thing on tv and Rashad was running on a field with a mini parachute on his back and I told my friend I thought he would win and he was like "yeah but you don't know"
>>
budget diaz
>>
>>74976788
lol nop
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>>74976788
more like budget Pettis since he trains at Roufussport
>>
felice herrig makes me want to vomit
>>
>>74976732
i hate joe warren but that ref should be in prison
>>
>>74971633

>tfw I actually do
>>
>>74976821
you mean her execrable attention-whoring and square moai face doesn't turn you on?
>>
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>>74976813
do you think Pettis will recover?
>>
>>74976821
i want her to fuck me while she slowly constricts and constricts to snap my spine and hopefully kill me
>>
If Muhammad Lawal married Belal Muhammad he would be Muhammad Muhammad
>>
>>74976847
i dont have any faith in Pettis anymore desu but his brother looks good
>>
>>74976846
>square moai face

lmfao i couldn't have said it better myself
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>>74976865
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>>74976865
wow i just wanted her to cut my hands off with a meat cleaver but this is a bit much
>>
>>74976890
she needa do some squats thats a shame and a waste
>>
>>74976847
Based Edson 2bh
>>
>>74976890
what porn stars look like her?
>>
rampage is certainly super slow and shitty at this point (and this weight), but mo is trash and thus better eat a massive left hook and die for my amusement
>>
>>74976882
That's actually quite a common name among Muslims
>>
>>74976890
literally average by every standard possible
>>
Fuck Rampage Go Mo
>>
time for sadness
Rampage gonna look foolish if he doesn't get the one punch early
>>
>>74976913
>inbred
>same first and last name
neat!
>>
>>74976890
Post that chink dude who wanted to suck her cock.
>>
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>pg-13 ghost in the shell
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>>74976846
kek that's a perfect description of that ugly cunt

her murder-inducing personality and mannerisms are truly abhorrent
>>
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>>74976910
dunno. Jessa Rhodes looks kind of like PVZ if you're into that.
>>
>>74975962

Never happened as Chael will tell you.
>>
yeah mandrama!
>>
>>74976910
bump i need this i'm suicidal and felice herrig's average ass stirs about feelings in me
>>
>>74976910
none. porns tars are usually hot
>>
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>>74976937
Wouldn't be surprised if he was lurking right this very moment.
>>
>>74976941
with any luck, no one will see it
>>
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HOTT
>>
What would YOU do for a Klondike
>>
>>74976980
top kek asians are hilarious
>>
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>Rampage if it's not over by the 2nd minute
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>>74976980
>>74976980
hahahahah are you fucking serious hahaha
>>
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HERE

WE

GO
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>Shilling for UFC and WWE in the same broadcast

What is Lellator even about?
>>
>unaminous decision
>>
>unanimous decision
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>>74977003
>WHERE'S MY STAMINA?
>>
>wake up from nap
>notices Dad texted me
>see this
What else is my dad hiding from me?
>>
BASED HAMPAGE

LET'S GET THIS KO BOI
>>
>This fucking shit song wasnt content with shitting up UFC promo packages and UFC 2
>Now it is shitting up Rampage's entrance
>>
>>74977003
mo is not exactly a stallion in the stamina department either, and unless he learned glover's secret ankle pick technique, he's probably not gonna get to lie on top of 'page all that much
>>
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>>74977043
>>
he's winded from the fucking walkout
>>
>>74977043
see what

also i miss stich.
>>
>>74977061
Damn dude that sucks
>>
Already breathing heavy from walking down that ramp
>>
>>74977043
>What else is my dad hiding from me?
the identity of your biological father
>>
Page already gassed
>>
>>74976219
did he died?
>>
>>74977061
that's cold
>>
Why is the weight so different
>>
>>74976971
any ugly-cute muscle pornstars you recommend?
>>
>>74977092
It's bellator
>>
Keto Rampage will have tons of energy just watch
>>
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TWO HUNDRED FIFTY THREE????
>>
wtf is with rampage's belly button??

that nigga's bellybutton has its own face
>>
I still don't understand why Bellator thinks King Mo is a star or promotes him so heavily. Didn't understand it in Strikeforce either. Dude is boring as fuck and has shit charisma.
>>
Mo is like "how am I supposed to choke this nigga out he ain't got no neck"
>>
>>74977097
Don't they have to be like unified with the athletic commission?
>>
Rampage in the same shape as Derrick Lewis
>>
>>74977105
i cant believe that cro cop won the whole thing
>>
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
>>
jesus h christ how did quinton get so fucking fat??
>>
>>74977122
Don't listen to that guy, Rampage probably just didn't want it to be at light heavyweight.
>>
Rampage on the Piana keto for this fight
>>
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heeminder
>>
dem burgers lmao rampage
>>
>>74977105
>>
H A M P A G E
>>
>three rounds
Oh thank god
>>
welp.
>>
Already tired
>>
>>74976882

>dude marrying a dude

Surely you jest anon.
>>
nice ankle pick by mo
he is having a hard time chaining it into a ride though
u see him control the ankle and slowly pibot
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>>74977146
Rizin threads are fucking great
>>
>>74977148
and then he lost the rematch by decision. King Mo is good, but he was never really top 5 materiel. I dont understand why he is treated like a star.
>>
i hate king mo
>>
this is fucking pathetic
>>
the leg ride is there he needs to hit a mat return
>>
Rampage showed up for the paycheck.

Dude just wants to go home and stream on twitch.
>>
Just read on Twitter than Rampage and his team went into this believing it was five round fight.
>>
>>74977191
This
>>
>>74977174
BARUTO was too beautiful for this world
>>
Good knee from Ham
>>
>>74977191
does he retire in the lelator cage tonight?
>>
>>74977196
>Just read on Twitter than Rampage and his team went into this believing it was five round fight.
there's no way they let him get so fucking fat thinking it was a five-rounder. no way in hell
>>
>>74977203
Yes. I believe he is contractually obligated to have his next fight in the UFC. No way that happens.
>>
>>74977203
his byzantine ufc/bellator contract/lawsuit shit means the ufc has to give him one more fight or buy him out, iirc
>>
>>74977124
/ourboy/ is solid Rampage is flabby
>>
Deep breafs
>>
>First fight was a shitshow
>hmm better make a rematch for no reason

Bellator logic
>>
>it's another "if you refuse to stand still and eat left hooks, he's helpless" vintage rampage performance

shameful shit
>>
When was the last time a lellator main event was actually good?
>>
>>74977215
IF he decides to fight again.
>>
King Mo has been working on that ankle pick from the cage
>>
Fight in the crowd ?
>>
>>74977227
coker is just trying to surf the wave of goodwill the ufc has been riding since wonderboy/woodley ii
>>
Was there a fight in the crowd or something? What just happend in the crowd?
>>
>>74977233
> never add anything to your game
> just try and box with people every time

so sad. can't believe this is the guy who powerbombed ricardo arona. I guess roids and time will do that
>>
>>74977237
Benson's tittle fight?
>>
kek all the crowd watching for something else
>>
>can't tell if Bellator ended or cops started
>>
>>74977237
Daley - Ward was bretty gud.
>>
go Page!
>>
>>74977237
the card last year when both kimbo and dada 5000 literally died, right before royce had to cheat his way to a win over the ghost of ken shamrock
>>
lol UFC gets worse and worse but Bellator still finds a way to drop the ball
>>
>>74977266
wasn't the main event
>>
>>74977239
>King Mo has been working on that ankle pick from the cage
he must have watched the glover/'page tape
>>
what big john cockblocked him on those elbows
>>
19-19
>>
19-18 Hampage
>>
ham gassy
>>
i dont know who is winning this fight, but i do know that the loser is us, the fans
>>
>hip toss
that was an accident, right?
>>
OH SHIT PAGE
>>
>>74977297
that was a fun 2nd round
>>
>>74977288
>>74977288
I think he said it was back of the head - cucked by the white man again
>>
20-14 Quinton
>>
>>74977273
UFC let Rampage, Sonnen, Rory, Henderson, etc, go for a reason. They're far from their peak.

Still, I wish them luck.
>>
19-19
>>
COME ON HAMPAGE

DON'T LET HIM GET CLOSE
>>
>throws one punch
>visibly tires

lel
>>
UCHI MATA
C
H
U
M
A
T
A
>>
>turn on faggottron 4000
>rampage gassed and wrestlefucking
WAT HAPPEN TO U HAMPAGE
>>
>>74977309
>rory
jej, casualcuck
>>
Holy shit Mo is a fucking jerkoff

Hope he loses so badly
>>
Why doesn't Rampage just reverse the position. He's got 40 lbs on him
>>
>>74977309
>Rory
>Henderson
>>
Mo never got a takedown yet, right?
>>
If Rampage doesn't retire after this fight I don't know who would want to sign him
>>
if Ham wins another cheeky split I will be so happy
>>
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>this fight
>>
What does MTN Dew Baha Blast taste like Americans?
>>
>>74977309
>th-they deliberately let them leave
lmao
>>
King Mo is such a wanker
>>
Feels so fucking shitty seeing Rampage hurting and throwing the 40 pounds lighter King Mo

Rampage should just get banned from MMA
>>
>Carvahlo vs Manhofe 2
fuck off scott
>>
>>74977341
UFC just says fuck it and books Rampage/Forrest 2 live on Fight Pass
>>
>>74977331
rory's nose is permanently ruined, and he will go downhill asap. never forget all the whining about fitch being dropped, leading to his embarrassment vs burkman
>>
>It's a cagehug episode
>>
goddamn king mo is a faggot
>>
King Mo is trying the old dick suck strategy
>>
>king poo
>>
Close close close fight
>>
>>74977347
To think a few years ago I could have gotten hype about Mo vs Jones
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>there are people in this universe who like king mo
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fuck this fight
how much dick do you think shes getting at team alpha male?
>>
>>74977349
what do you call it when they refuse to match bellator's offer because they aren't worth that money to the ufc?
>>
LE PUSH OPPONENT AGAINST CAGE MAN
>>
>>74977357
Not as much as the guy who showed up 40 pounds over
>>
>>74977369
Being outbid.
>>
Fuck King Mo

29-28 Rampage
>>
29-28 Kang Moo
>>
DRAW
>>
When was the last really good competitive heavyweight fight?
>>
>>74977353
That fight was far better than people like to pretend it was
>>
rampage will lose the decision coz he's a ufc fighter now
>>
No one won that dumb fight.
>>
Mo won. Bullshit fight. As always.
>>
30 steak mode ko incoming
>>
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another disappointing bellator main event
>>
This is now a /cops/ thread
>>
>fight for nearly 20 years
>still don't understand the importance of cardio
>>
Rampage was gassed and barely stoop up at one point. Mo is fag for not going for the finish.
>>
1-3 kang
>>
DRAW and instant rematch
>>
>>74977390

hunt vs bigfoot
>>
>>74977379
I think people are just pissy that Rampage was losing
>>
will one or both suffer from cardiac arrest tonight?
>>
29-28 KANGZ

Awful fight.
>>
>>74977390
i dont know about chronologically but mark hunt and bigfoot put on a 5 round WAR which you would never have expected going in
>>
>>74977390
Travis/Beast and Stipe/Reem were fucking amazing desu
>>
>>74977364
>To think a few years ago I could have gotten hype about Mo vs Jones
the fuck is wrong with you

gustafsson aside (and bones did coke constantly and only trained for two weeks for that fight) mo would never take him down, and bones would elbow him into a living death. bones is a huge fuckup and looked like shit against osp, but let's be real. mo was never on his level
>>
>>74977379

its hw lol
>>
Old niggers with bad cardio as a main event...
>>
>>74977390
Hunt/Bigfoot 1?
>>
>>74977390
Your dad vs your grandpa
>>
28-28 Draw imo

2nd could be a 10-8 for Hampage
>>
>>74977335
King Mo's the more technical wrestler and more in shape (plus at that weight, just because Rampage is heavier doesnt mean Mo is weak, he is a HW and strong at that weight, factor all that in, more technique, strength and shape, Rampage's weight isn't going to help him easily reverse without him either cutting weight, being in better shape or better technique .
>>
>>74977391
What are you doing in England Scott?
>>
29-28 Tom Hanks in Philadelphia
>>
KANG Poo is a fucking pussy senpai
>>
>>74977365
i dont get it either. weak on the mic, weak in the cage
>>
>>74977414
It was made HW, it was scheduled at 205 except Rampage didn't give a fuck
>>
>>74977413
I mean back in Strikeforce hayday, when Jones had only just taken the belt
>>
>>74977418
>not "your mom mounting yur mum"

fucking kill yourself
>>
This was so bad
>>
>>74977382
they never bid. they didn't care.
>>
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>
>>74977421
would love this
>>
who /cops/ here
>>
Perfect decision imo. Better fight than expected.
>>
>Cagehugging wins fights
>>
Rampage is so lazy
>>
how do i unsubscribe from the b show?
>>
>>74977434
lol dumb spic wetback beaner doesnt understand mma, who wouldve guessed
go farm your alpacas idiot
>>
>PHAT WHITE GIRL

Y U MAD THO
>>
>>74977457
you must of expected shit then
>>
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>>74977390
Dude Reem vs Hunt was just the other week
>>
>>74977456
right here my man
>>
Bader is going to school Mo
>>
scoring wrestling is so fucking stupid. not only doesn't it damage your opponent but it encourages boring ass fights
>>
>>74977448
Don't think you really know what you're talking about.
>>
That's an interesting fight. Bader by knockout lol
>>
Someone make a thread
>>
>They had literally pre-made King Mo vs. Bader
>>
AY I WUH SEEINN FO QUINTINS N SHEIT
>>
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>>74977456

RIGHT HERE
>>
lmao bader will btfo this goof
>>
Bellator is so cringey
>>
>>74977468
Yeah, I must 'of'
>tfw not sure if low standards or just not a complete fucking casual who can't abide grappling if nobody's getting choked or punched
>>
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Easy fight for Baded based on size advantage
>>
>>74977485
>seeing double
>seeing fo quentins
>>
interesting match
King Mo has the better grappling pedigree and linage

I think Bader has had the better MMA pedigree and fought tougher competition


Should be exciting
>>
Wow, how did someone as shitty as mo beat moose?
>>
we /cops/ now
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>>74977500
Bader is by far better than King Bum
>>
>>74977494
>grappling
>>
>>74977515
>>74977515
>>
>>74977500
After what I just saw, Bader beats this dude easy.
>>
HEY,you got my shoes on
>>
>>74977513
In terms of MMA? that is debatable and should make an exciting match up

In terms of wrestling?

King Mo has accomplished more. He is a former international level wrestler with a World championship, and he is All American (top 8 in his country for a year) with a conference champsionship.

Bader in his wrestling career was All American (top 8 in the country) twice but never when any championships
>>
>Lightly lift your hands off your face
>Get rammed to the floor
>>
>>74977569
I was mistaken Bader won his conference championship 3 times, but never wrestled internationally, point still stands that King Mo has accomplished more though and the better wrestling resume
>>
>>74976963
To do this day I have never found a webm that turns me on more than this.
>>
gimmie a breast test
>>
>>74977413
>and bones did coke constantly and only trained for two weeks for that fight)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>
>>74977569
>>74977600
Who cares about wrestling? DC was the Olympic team captain and Mr JUCO champ took his ass down.

Bader's at the highest point of his career imo, the meme that Kang Mo is somehow good has been debunked ever since he left Strikeforce
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>>74977640
it matters some what because it gives you a baseline also higher pedigree doesn't mean you are invisible to takedown, it means you have more depth of knowledge and although jones was out clinching DC with MT based clinched attacks DC was the better wrestler, of course it was within the MMA context but its an important asset to recall what pedigree can do for potentia
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