how can anyone enjoy soccer? It's shit

>>74970532
this is the epl
what did u expect

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>>74970532
you're just too dumb to enjoy patrician footy

>>74970532

Looks like end to end electrifying entertainment to me

>>74970744
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>>74970532
>guy jumld in the air on his on accord
>decides to flop midway
>sells hard but gets no foul
>yurop gets mad that I don't watch this shit
Why?

>>74970532
It's for the poor and uneducated 2bh.

>>74970532
It's tennis for retards

>>74970964
>Serie A

>>74970532

holds it. holds it. HOLDS IT

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this is now a football webm thread

>>74970532
>this would be considered an epic match in bongland

>>74970973
please watch our sport ameriGOD

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>>74970532

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>>74971101
>that last tackle
gets me every time

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>>74971154
is that serbia albania from the last euro qualifiers?

>>74971086
>>74971065
>>74971050
Now this is proper FOOTBALL

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>>74971175
yes

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>>74970532
>how can anyone enjoy soccer? It's shit

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>>74971086

>>74971188
top tip kek lel defending there lad

>>74971209
this was such a nice day

>>74971209
Why do all non american players always look so stiff, almost robot-like when they dribble?

OP is unironically what people saying "I don't watch MLS, I watch EPL" dont mean. Or what they call "Europe".

What they mean is, I'd rather not watch MLS, I'd rather watch Chelsea, Liverpool, Man United/City, Arsenal, Real Madrid, Barcelona. That I would accept.

>>74971274
Don't know m8 but I agree, PuliGOAT is not only the best in the world but the way he makes himself look is the best in the world too.

>>74971287
Puliwho? Is he from an american country?

lol god soccers retardded

>>74971384
kys fatto

Football's best when both teams have absolutely lost their shit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TPmZeHxWR58

>>74970964
eu cuck

How do we stop English teams playing shit football? Get the referees to be much tougher?

>>74972214
>the city of messiless argentina

>>74971208
Pretty courageous from the little guy.

>>74972023
>tf
>tp

>>74970532
>english football in a nutshell

>>74972214
>Argentinian """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""defending"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""

>>74971065

How bad are the la liga defenders? Messhit couldnt even get pass one of our worst players last game.

>>74974546
european clubs plays depending just in one or two players. Southamerican NT play like a team

>>74974546
>>74974615
who won the match lads

>>74974632
pls no bully in brasil

>>74971079
anyone has the version with only one player?

>>74974674
i do

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>>74974713
could you post it?

>>74970532
it's like aussie rules

>>74974758
only if you give me a resume (summary) of what happens in the movie Un Cuento Chino

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>>74974794
the chinese guy is the good boy

>>74974794
Some cow falls from the sky and the guy goes through a life changing experience

>>74971384
I don't really see how americans can complain here

They're basically playing NFL in the webm but without using hands

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test

>post the worst aspect of the sport
>meme a thread

Are you happy with yourself you fat virgin?

>>74970532
not really. its just that it's international. remember, murica doesn't care about outside countries/.

>>74974846
>>74974850
pls it's important

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>>74971050

>>74974952
mate why are you projecting at this hour

>>74975316
Shittttt sport

>>74975395
>he doesn't like jameis shenanigans

>>74975395
>"""""""sport""""""""

>>74975316
>running as fast as you can and throwing yourself like a torpedo is a strategic defensive move
>all of this while not even touching the ball with your feet
>""""""football""""""

>>74975047
Protag finds a lost chinese near the airport. He doesn't speak spanish nor english, which is the key of the main conflict of the film, with Darin struggling to help him (surrounded by people who doesnt want to get involved in such situation) or being like everyone else and leave him to his luck.
The 2deep4u aspect is that the chino is an analogy of the kind of person Darin is and the way of life he chosen.

>>74972214
Honestly, Argentina clearly looked tired as fuck from being that high up from sea level.

>>74978734
>minute 4
Nah m8, they are just shit

>>74984221
ball is faster in high altitude, it bounces more, they prepared poorly to get used to the ball for sure.

watch our sports instead
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HDIp8m9uxL8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j1rxOOn36Pw

>>74984970
>kicks the ball from the middle of the pitch
>scores
heh
It looks fun to play though

>>74971188
This is literally me playing FIFA

>>74971154
Wonderful countries.

>>74987059
Ok pajeet

tfw soccer is literally so shit boring fans sing campfire songs and start riots during the 85 minutes nothing happens just to entertain themselves.

Soccer is gay

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Football is ok.

>>74971065
>>74971086

>la liga defending

>>74988739
second one is Bayern you silly burger

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>>74974970
Gringordo...

>>74988988
Based