The other great Patrick edition
>>74968973
thanks I would like to use this thread to discuss the fake faggot from Norway samefagging his posts
>>74968973
good non-early fag edition
So why isn't Mark Recchi in HoF yet?
>hoc will never have two Norwegians
Feels bad
Which would you rather post in?
>an early thread
>an on time thread by a tripfag
>>74969107
neither. i would request a third nonearly, nontripfag thread
>>74969115
The problem is the faggots actually going to the early thread.
The trip would literally just be made to indicate the official on time thread. Is this acceptable?
>>74969131
>The trip would literally just be made to indicate the official on time thread.
no i dont negotiate with strong arm tactics
>>74969131
>>74969003
>>74969107
This is all the same ass blasted faggot crying over a same fag. Sounds like baby's first day on 4chan.
>>74969147
This isnt strong arm. If (you) dont want to do it then i wont. Just offering a viable solution to the sudden flux of early fags.
We should have a rule like on some weeb boards that new thread can't be made until old one is at page 10
>>74969148
Try again m8
>>74969190
Phone post and computer post.
Wow I solved the mystery.
>>74969184
Nah no one keeps up with the page. It's been 500 posts just people are fucking stupid
>>74969198
My computer is kill ;-; thanks for reminding me
>>74968973
BRAVO
PROBABLY THE BEST OP WE HAVE HAD, EXCLUDING THE ACTUAL OPs WITH NEWS AND HOCKEY RELATED IMAGES.
PA-TRICK
PA-TRICK
I won't let this thread die
Today I will remind them
>>74969209
Neck yourself
>>74973295
>Habs are literally Priceless without Price
is Elias one of the most underrated players ever?
>7 hour early fag thread
https://youtu.be/wIgY29Y_uig
Reminder that DA CANES will make the playoffs and there's literally nothing you can do about it!
ah, back to the good thread
>>74973324
DAMN YOU BULJU
>>74969131
>complaining about early threads
>in an early thread
kike. the only non early thread is here
>>74973314
>>74973362
He will unleash the true power of Bonaqua on these fools.
>>74973345
stop shilling and check those quads>>74973333
>>74968973
Why didn't he sign with the Devils?
>>74973333
Checked
Vegas will fail because of the Raiders moving there now. No one will want to see them. I predict the Vegas team to be relocated in 2 seasons.
>all these big games
>hardly any posting
>>74973383
seriously I think they picked him and shelved him to protect their marketing. It's like music labels, they used to sign 3 or 4 bands of the same genre, so that other lebels couldn't sign them and antagonise their main band.
>>74973435
i hope so but i think 2 season is a bit quick. Quebec City is waiting
tfw local CHL team is close to going up 3-2 in series despite being seeded 15th.
>>74973435
>vegas will relocated before the Raiders play a single game in vegas
>>74973435
>Making a completely new hockey team
>In Las Vegas
What could go wrong?
>>74969013
idk, didn't he win the cup with 3 different teams?
>>74973452
I want them to fail so bad that Bettman commits sudoku.
>>74973415
bad knee and nostalgia. He's not in an age where he could reconsider remaining and seeing what happens, especially with the Devils at this point. He could switch teams, but he chose to remain loyal, which is highly commendable in this day and age.
I went to get my wife's son baptized today but the church was out of holy water so we just used Bonaqua instead; pretty much the same thing.
Just dropping by to remind you that the cancer killing /hoc/ is not white.
>>74973498
>98
He is truly blessed now. Pulju watches over him.
>>74973512
you 're the cancer that's killing /hoc/ and you should return to whatever general you came from.
>>74973458
tfw local junior A team is about to be moved after 50 years
>>74973486
implying bettman wouldnt move them to timbuktoo after
>>74973512
greece provides actual discussion sometimes though and not just water memes so how about you fuck off.
>>74973536
It helps that local team has developed some great players the last 5 years, and has won recently. Last year was shit though, and this year was rough due to the number of 16 year olds, including our starting G, on the team. I'd be ecstatic just to make the 2nd round. I'm excited for next year.
Welp first period of Pongs Rags was pretty boring desu
>>74973593
I don't. I post it from time to time myself. And by the way, you didn't save it the first time I posted it. You saved it after half the time it is posted passed, proving that you are newer than me here. You seriously need help.
>>74973490
That is very noble
>>74973631
we already know you 're not the real norge and that you don't watch hockey.
stop bullying grease
he may be retarded but he is our friend
>>74973646
>Real Norge
Okay?
>>74973665
this
GREECE
IS
BASED
A
S
E
D
>it's a "grease tries to justify his existence" episode
I'm not going to lie, it was kind of cute how he's always meekly whimper "i-is that y-you, d-devlelbro?"
greece norway finland are all my friends and maybbe the odd american but not this fag>>74973686
>>74973686
kek, is it you though??? We had a fight and he ragequit on me. I always suspect it's him.
>>74973698
You cool Canada
>it's a usa bullies greece because he has superior heart health from olive oil abuse episode
I told you it would come to this. I was right. The Redditors are taking over!
Fuck you Theodore, Simon, Richard, Ben, Fred, and Hank.
>>74973735
>muh need to be edgy every second of my life
>>74973715
am I cool?
>>74973735
"He who speaks of the enemy, is the enemy himself"
-Mohandas "Mahatma" Ghandi
>>74973765
You too senpai
I like everyone except the liberals from US and Canada
>Americaitlyns
Why is 3 /hoc/ threads going on?
Which one is real?
JAKE DA SNAKE
>>74973858
Join us here bror.
>Americaitlyns
>>74973824
why don't you shut up and return to whatever general you came from?
>>74973858
this one. the autist from /nfl/ or wherever is spazzing out again
>>74973824
Youre a fucking faggot! do you like me now? Are you mentally damaged? Cant have a normal conversation without insulting one another?
>>74973858
im in this one. Therefore this is the real thread
>>74973896
But...who are you?
>>74973885
that's all he wants out of you bro. He's mentally handicapped, he gets satisfaction out of reactions like this. Keep calm and ignore him.
>>74973898
I bet it's Sean.
>>74973907
sorry
*emotionally handicapped
>>74973912
I wish
Sean was funny at least
>>74973919
Oh, it must be the tranadian dude. Never mind.
>>74973862
Will do, thanks bror
>>74973867
Fantastic!
>>74973896
Thanks Candabro
So.. hows everyone doing tonight?
>>74973919
>Sean was funny
This is what a typical Sean post looked like
>GREECE BTFO
>PAY YOUR DEBT
>GREECE BTFO
>PAY YOUR DEBT
>THE STINKY SMELLY SHANTY TOWN OF GREECE
JAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>74973942
Pretty good. Probably gonna hit the sheets pretty soon, got lots of reading up to do tomorrow. You doing good?
>>74973919
>>74973942
look at the posting style, there is no doubt left that all the euro flags other than finland and sweden are grease using a proxy
ignore the dane, ignore norge, ignore them all because it's grease
>>74973949
And then spam that post 200 times a thread and there you go.
>He's still here
WEW talk about being obsessed
>>74973942
eh, could be better...
trouble at work, my colleague isn't willing toshare some time temporarily so I can make some money while I am in financial straits and he keeps giving excuses and the boss isn't supporting me at all, while I have been working longer there.
>>74973949
Sean actually liked me
and he would actually post about hockey results, inthe form you presented, but he would always change it up.
Grease
>>74973953
Same here, just got home from a hokkei game, tired and drunk
>>74973958
How can I possibly prove to you, that I am actually a dane, and not greece in disguise?
>>74974000
you can't, don't validate his paranoia and/or trolling
>>74973989
I cant lie sometimes he made me laugh. His banter format became pretty widely used for a while
>>74974000
Wanted to start playing it myself...first gotta learn to ice skate.
sean is a fucking fag who almost ruined /fit/ too
im glad he is gone
>>74974011
>His banter format became pretty widely used for a while
this, but only he could use it effectively, there was genuine feeling and originality in his bants, I miss him, although I understand he rused some people a lot.
>>74974027
when was he on fit? how did i miss this?
Hey fags from Canada and slightly less fags from the east coast.
The Blackhawks and Blue Jackets game is starting
>>74968973
>>74968973
>>74968973
>>74974058
>fit
you were probably too busy on reddit
>>74974058
Isn't he the same Sean that shitposts in /plg/ all day
fuck that weak faggot
>>74974061
>Reddithawks
I dont think so buddy
>>74974072
t. twink manlet virgin
>>74974073
>implying i would go in fat person general
>>74974081
damn, sorry your team got raped bro
>rags
nobody likes them, refs included
>>74974096
you post like reddit, your only response is to project, and you are so new you're asking questions about sean. you are a faggot.
>You now remember the Blackcucks got wrecked 0-7 by the Panthers
Redpill me on the Hawks. Why are they considered Reddit?
>>74974061
>reddit vs reddit
nope
>>74974108
t. fat virgin american gets mad at /fit/ browsing aesthetic canadian
Cant think of anything more reddit then a cry baby american fat virgin hawks fan desu
>>74974121
this desu. You couldnt pay me to watch these fucking reddithawks
>>74974129
buzzwords: the post
>>74974129
Don't respond to him. He's the Chicago autist.
>>74974129
that's because his mother became a canadian concubine
none of these games matter
in b4 muh seeding
>>74974112
people are mad that their team lost to them
and they project by saying any team they don't like is reddit
I want to buy the Blackhawks and relocate them to Quebec.
>that Crosgod goal
>>74974147
I know cause only a Reddithawk fan could be so Reddit like.
>>74974165
He never shuts up. He talks about reddit more than actual redditors.
>>74974157
sounds like something a reddithawk fan would say
>>74974184
just like you
>>74974165
>>74974184
>>74974189
idk you hawk haters seem to bring up reddit way more than anyone else in the thread
>>74974195
I-I'm coming for you McDavid, the A-Art Ross is mine.
the only team I hate is the penguins because of the savard hit and divesby
>>74974259
damn, look at those champs
you must be real mad lol
>>74974259
this is good
there is nothing more 4chan than liking something that 4chan hates, therefore the blackhawks are 4chan
>>74974273
Just remember that time he took a puck straight to the jaw. Always makes me smile desu.
lol its almost 4 am
what the heck
there is nothing more reddit than liking something that reddit hates, therefore the blackhawks are reddit
reminder that the most reddit player is the captain for the most reddit team
>>74974273
Good for you, reddit
>>74974299
there are no anon cawks fags, and once you make a gamethread you tripfaggots come pouring out. there is nothing more reddit than tripfags and the black cocks have the most.
>>74974315
Redditington Toews ? sounds about right
I live in the UK (we don't have ice or hockey really), one night I couldn't sleep and saw a live stream for an ice hockey match. It was between the Stars and Hawks. As I was watching it I got rather into it, and I decided that whatever team would win would be the team I would adopt to follow.
that was in 2013. Here I am still in 2017 often tired and blurry eyed after a night of listening to or streaming the hockey. (Just think I could have ended up a stars fan...shudder)
>>74974307
>4 AM
What are you? A time traveler?
>>74974337
that is a very reddit post
>>74974344
this is grease
why are the islanders and devils playing so hard when neither one of them has any reason to try
>>74974322
>not a single trip in this thread
>guy complaining about tripfags
lol you should stretch before reaching this much
>>74974337
>r/hockeystreams (Sponsored by the reddithawks) is a great place to find reddithawks games
>>74974364
>tripfag feels obliged to defend his use of a trip
Lived in Florida my whole life, Panthers fan and former Lightning employee. Was visiting a friend in 2010 which happened to be game 6. Watched the whole game, partied in the city after the win, went to the parade, etc. Had so much fun. That pretty much made me fall in love with the city and I moved here 2 years later. I love experiencing an original 6 team and the atmosphere of the building....especially being a panthers fan, where the place is so empty I can just move to a seat on the glass.
>>74974381
who are you quoting?
i got a confession to make
i havent watched a full hockey game since the beginning of the season
yet i still post here almost daily
>>74974392
hokki
>>74974364
>reddithawk fans so casual they don't even go to their game threads
CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP
>>74974360
The players all have homes around there and they don't want a move to Quebec.
>>74974406
FUCKING KEK
>>74974406
this is 4chan anon
if you love reddit and talking about reddit so much you should just go there
>>74974409
oh you mean the thread that has 1 tripfag?
oh yeah man, so many tripfags, huge tripfag issue
clearly not just some fag being a fag
>>74974360
THE LELANDERS STILL HAVE A CHANCE DAMMIT
>>74974425
you type like reddit. why do you hit enter after every sentence captain reddit?
>>74974405
it's allright by me, but you miss out
do you at least go to watch games at rinks?
IT DOESN'T GET ANY BETTER THAN THIS
>>74974436
I can type however I want fag
>>74974405
>i got a confession to make
I'M YOUR FOOL
>>74974425
>>74974461
funny, the people no one likes hits enter
after
every
sentence
>>74974464
Throw that shit away and drink a real man's drink.
>>74974474
>>74974466
then don't be upset when everyone knows you're a reddit lover
>>74974474
just fucking talk about hockey, no one cares about your epic conspiracy theory
>>74974474
its easier to read you dumb fuck
fuck you reddithawk
>>74974491
sure thing
>>74974510
lol
when the fuck did "reddit spacing" become a thing?
>>74974529
when you started posting
my favorite game snack.
>>74974529
when people got lazy with their bait and shitposting. same reason why they always say x team they don't like is reddit, they're lazy and can't come up with anything better
>>74974557
any nigger that posts like that is clearly phone posting and phone posters don't deserve a response other than that they post like reddit
>>74974574
>>74974580
come up with some better banter or get out faggots
>>74974541
BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOWN THE FUDGE OUT
HEY BOYS
ITS DOESNT GET ANY MORE REDDIT THAN THIS
i honestly liked tavares a lot for a long time but he's no better than hall in terms of just not being good enough to be the real alpha of an nhl team
Dick Rash didn't expect the pass lol
>>74974616
lmao saved
This calgary singer is shit
>>74974617
>>74974616
>>74974606
>tripleposting
sure is reddit in here
>>74974652
goodnight finn
what ac/dc song was that just now in the Pens Rags game?
pretty sick play by kinkaid stinky smelly slav zacha couldnt finish tho sad
A King of shreds and patches
>R A G S
>A
>G
>S
Tricky Nash
>>74974656
Sorry to burst your bubble Chiraqfaggot
>>74974763
phone posting is reddit
>drafting and developing wingers
>signing wingers
>playing wingers
>not drafting and developing and signing solely centers and playing them on the wings of all of your lines
absolutely disgusting
>>74974763
he just cant stop getting btfo
>>74974769
>>74974769
reminder, the craps drafted ovechkin over malkin
>>74974845
then the blackhawks drafted cam barker
Reminder that I was right
>>74974936
That's he's a faggot?
>>74974968
why do finn like these music
>>74974968
I saw the video clip when the album came out
>>74974968
>metal
how's high-school?
>>74975045
metal is the rap of scandinavia basically
>>74969013
Should be in the HoF, won a Cup with three different teams and retired on top. Surely he must be eligible by now.
>>74975016
>>74975045
>>74975062
I literally never listen to power metal, but that song is fucking epic.
>>74974985
>Canadian """""""""""""b""""""""""""""a"""""""""""n""""""""""""t""""""""""""""e""""""""""r""""""""""""""
>>74974936
i'm impressed desu
>>74975097
meanwhile you use a yurocuck word and watch the yurocuck sport. fuck off.
WOO OH OHHHHHHHHHHH
>>74975160
found the jew
>>74975160
IF YOURE LISS-UH-NIN
>w-we'll repeat!
>pongs
>>74975210
the real season, is the post season
should i go get a pint of liquor and stay up late or be a good boy
>>74975265
liqour
>>74975265
don't think just drink
>>74975277
what should i get. nice bourque dubs
>>74975210
I hope you watched Matt Murray being the best while the pens are still competing without malkin and letang
only teams that made a trade with the leafs in the current season can win the stanley cup this year, just like last year
Should I go to the casino by myself and gamble like 60 bucks
In fairness, a 3 on 0 can be tough to execute
>3-on-0
>no goal
fuckin rags
jaromir (jagermeister)
>>74975265
>He drinks instead of getting high on weed
Degenerate scum
>>74975308
Dubs say you put it on roulette. Split and bet half on the 1-12 option and the other half on the 13-24 option
>>74975210
oh look pens win
>>74975308
put 60$ on a game tomorrow. Better odds then gambling at casino
>>74975249
>rags
>>74975376
scoring means goals
>>74975324
Certified Niggaâ„¢
>>74975336
i cant get drunk from that im not 19 haha
>>74975366
Who are you quoting?
>>74975422
based weed syrupnigger bro you degenerate alcoholic
>>74975409
its 35% nigger. how degenerate are you?
>Rags
>>74975451
>70 proof
i'm a grown man
>>74975515
>based everclear drinker
>>74975730
>tfw first taste of alcohol was everclear
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
>THE DEVLEL COMMENTATORS ARE CRYING REF PUCK
>>74975832
Why did they play Shipping Up to Boston
do i want the flames to lose and fail to clinch again or do i want the shorks tumbling to continue?
>>74975878
there cuckolds
>shorks
ffs flams are on point tonite
>>74975878
because it's the theme song of the departed, a movie whose central theme is based on deceit and corruption, very subtle imo
>>74975953
Depends on how you think >we will do against anaheim
>>74974769
A few wingers every now and then isn't a bad thing, but it's not like it's a hard position to learn. Centers can become wingers much easier than wingers can become centers.
>>74975953
Who cares, they'll get BTFO by anyone they play in the first round
>>74975996
and that depends on if getzlaf will still be injured
>>74975991
Tail end of the islanders / Devils game
They couldn't play some song by New Jersey Bloodline or Tears of Frustration instead?
>>74976039
No because those songs are fag-tier
>>74975953
Doesn't even matter at this point. Oilers get Van twice, LA once and both the Ducks and Sharks one more time, so they can take the division without anyones help.
As far as first rnd matchups go though, I'd rather they play the Flames or Sharks over the Ducks, which seems likely.
>>74976009
t. Flim Flam fan
They'd stomp the Flamers. Be about even with the Sharks. But probably be stomped by the Ducks.
>>74975497
wooo!
PENS-WIN!!
eat a dick rangers you fucking cunts
>>74976089
>Be about even with the Sharks
>>74976056
https://youtu.be/QNqKtSoQewI
Honestly NHL could play better music during fights
>>74976186
theyd slaughter the shorks
>>74976089
>Be about even with the Sharks
maybe during this choking period
they'd get swept by a focused shorks
B T F O
T
F
O
>>74976223
sharks are always in the choking period
oh look they just got scored on
>>74976237
go cry about not getting paid enough bitch
The Flim Flams are poised to win a game against a western conference playoff team in regulation for the first time since they beat Minnesota on February 1
>flim flams in charge of 5x5 play
>>74976223
>shorks
>not choking in the playoffs
lmao
>>74976238
hm and yet they were first in their division for almost the entire season
sharks at their best would be bully oilels
>>74976237
> Giving in to union pressure even though most Olympians pay their own way and train for free
Delete this
>>74976237
Either team would get raped by a men's college team
>>74976186
Yep. They are both top heavy and match up nicely. Whereas the Flames try to run a balanced attack that had little to no effect during the season against them, and the Ducks are capable of sutting them out and out working them in a 7game series.
>>74976269
Oilers are 2-1-1 against the >shorks. San Jose is a one player team
best eliminations round 1
>chiraq
>pissburgh
>edmongolia
>poohumbus
>frogleawl
>>74976289
US under 18 team beat UMD this year, and that's basically an NHL roster
>>74976223
Maybe a younger version. They don't have enough juice left in the tank to play a full 7 game series. So unless they come out hot and sweeptake it in 5 against who ever they are playing, they are going to be a first rnd exit.
>>74976289
college team?
my nephews bantam team did a practice with some members of the canadian female national team several years ago and the boys skated circles around them, these women simply couldnt skate hard enough to keep up with teenage boys
>>74976331
Nordy plz go
>>74976289
>college team
dude high schoolers stomp them ez
>>74976320
hmmmm
a team that hasn't made the playoffs in over a decade
or
the defending western conference champs
>>74976237
I could easily see USA dominating in Womens hockey. It isn't done in Canada as well as the mens program (CHL), and is largely relegated to the university leagues before they hit national. The university leagues in Canada are shit compared to US colege sports.
>>74976384
reddit spacing
>>74976384
OR
an old balls team that can barely get it up anymore
I'd take the youthful team in that series. Sharks might be able to pull it off against a team like the Ducks, but not Flames or Oilers.
>>74976384
give it a rest
>>74976414
>seperating ideas in a logical format
kys
>>74976437
> telling everybody to kill themselves
>>>/pol/
>>74976416
the only aging players on the sharks are thornton, marleau, and ward
rest of the team is either mid career (pavs, burns, couture) or young (meier, hertl, lebanc)
>>74976437
>logical
you're too stupid to use paragraphs, you're a dumb nigger
>>74976476
kys
>>74976476
/pol/ is reddit. go to the board half the threads are just screenshots of facebook, twitter, and reddit.
>shorks
swept in the first round by the oilers
>>74976479
>redditagraphs
btw while you guys are debating the age of the sharts, the crapitals are being absolutely btfo by the yotes
>>74976478
>32
>mid career
We've got a joker here.
>>74976276
That still makes me mad that they turn sports into a gender issue because they think everyone should be paid the same, not based on the number of jerseys they sell or butts they put in seats
>>74976513
Thanks those shitcongo game is boring as fuck
Neither team gives a fuck about the outcome so nobody is hustling
>>74976520
32 is early days
look at jagr
>>74976513
go sparkledogs
>>74976543
jagr hasnt been good in like 20 years
>>74976559
ok m8 you can stop trying so hard now
>>74976538
ohio is nothing but you casuals
>>74976523
Honestly they are productive as well; I'm not denying it. But so are biathletes and archers and the horse riders and sailors, but all of those fuckers have to pay their way
>>74976570
im not trying at all
>>74976543
>guys look at this one outlier, it proves it will happen!
Guess everyone should draft 6'9" slavs that can't skate and wait for them to turn into Chara.
>>74976586
>having to tell people you aren't trying
trying too hard
literally none of the games today mattered at all
>>74976602
>caring about other people
>>74976596
>outlier
take the sharks themselves
there's half a decade between burns and thornton
32 is nothing
> all this green text and no drinkposting
>>74976617
none of the blowjackets games matter either
Why are there two /hoc/ generals going on right now? Our autism is making his board look bad.
>>74976652
i've had whiskey and guinness
>>74976652
drinkposting is dumb
why is that the pacific division is only playing against themselves for the remainder of the season and other divisions aren't?
How much are the Hawks gonna lose in the expansion draft / FA?
>>74976654
this one is early. it's for faggots. and reddit.
Is that enough for the Blackhawks home fans? Forty minutes of borepuck and a slowmo empty netter
welp dell just got put in
if it wasn't over before (((it was))) it is now
>>74976640
Thornton is garbage and get exposed last night. Without Burns the shorks can't do anything
>>74976652
>framed Obama poster
why
>>74976682
Because there is literally no reason not to schedule it like this.
>>74976718
I did my best to focus on that. It was a birthday gift a few years ago
>>74976715
>Thornton is garbage
>all time assist leader with 1000+ is garbage
kys
>>74976764
fuck off yuro faggot nobody fucking likes you
>>74976772
I like shorkbong
>>74976772
>muh flag
kys m8 i'm a big black american lad
Check out the new flag mates
>>74976772
he's better than grease
>>74976778
>>74976789
fuck off we're full
Reminder that the Jets are elite but are the most injured team this season almost exclusively to their D and had the worst schedule with always the most games played and no time to have full team practices because Bettman doesn't want us to succeed
>>74976778
good lad x
>>74976764
I bet you think Iginla is still good too
>all time assist leader
lolwut?
>users bullying brit sharksbro
MODS
Where are the Finns
>>74976808
>still posting like a faggot
>>74976815
sleeping
>>74976808
thornton is 13th in all time assists
you'd kill to have him on your team don't lie
>>74976479
>paragraphs
>for a few sentences
Why though?
>>74976815
It's 6AM there, they're sleeping off vodka and cum hangovers
>>74976809
the stupid yuronigger can't even post things that are true
>>74975241
Hes like 12 in this photo why do you save this?
>>74976852
>can't even post things that are true
http://www.espn.com/nhl/history/leaders/_/stat/assists
egg on your face
>>74976877
fuck off we're full
>>74976834
>thornton is 13th in all time assists
13th isn't 1st so he's not the all time assist leader
>you'd kill to have him on your team don't lie
Not old and busted Thornton and probably not any version of Thornton. He's a choker
>>74976889
>all time assist leader
that is what you typed you muslim loving cuck. it's not true, fuck off faggot go watch divegras
>>74976877
He was 12 when he switched from goalie to forward and is schooling the fucking NHL.
What does that say about the rest of this shit league?
>>74976893
>>74976907
i didnt say THE all time assist leader
i said "all time assist leader", as in one of the, you pedantic little poofs
>Shorks
Redpill me. What the fuck happened?
>>74976926
fuck off yuro cuck nobody fucking cares about your divegrass bullshit
>>74976947
>muh divegrass
fuck off m8 i've already told you i'm an all american american nigger
>>74976927
aging core.reddit dman went hot then fizzled out
>>74976926
>>74976958
>niggers/yuropoors/yuropoor niggers in charge of constructing sentences
>>74976958
matt cooke is all time leader in assists
Shorks are shorking early this year
>>74976947
Ever watched European broadcasts of nfl games? The commentators are obsessed with the "xyz player is on track to be an all time great and here's all my knowledge of the meaningless records" narrative
What people really care about is memes and winning tough games, the records and accolades come from this two things
>>74976984
get in now before the ploffs
sterling plan if i do say so myself
>>74976989
no why would I ever do that?
>>74976994
cock sucking faggot
>>74976994
Go to bed bong
>>74977006
still 10 mins in the period x
What video game is popular on /v/ that I should get?
I need to kill time
>>74977000
My point is English people think about sports in a different way
All you did was expose that guy's autism
>>74976920
Get outta my thread ya skid
>>74977040
why would I give a shit?
>>74977020
cock sucking faggot
Scott Hartwell is all time leader in assists
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
>>74977047
Just trying to make you a more culturally sensitive anon
Tanner Glass is all time leader in asists.
hawks desu
>sharts
>>74977079
so to understand british faggots I have to think that when someone says "alltime assist leader" I have to include everyone that's ever had an assist? he can stay in his muslim paradise
>>74977080
>>74977066
>being this pedantic
sorry lad in future i'll make sure to type out "one of the" so as not to upset you
>>74977117
just post a picture of you choking on something, Thornton relates extremely well to that
you cock sucking faggot
>>74977114
I'm happy in the upper Midwest. Comfy and only two hours from an NHL team =)
>>74977023
This one is cheap and kind of fun. Could be better.
What's new, fiddlesticks?
>Blackhawks only 3 points behind the Capitals
The Capitals are due for their annual choking.
>>74976994
>Implying they wont shork in the playoffs
>>74977154
only thing i'm choking on is the salt in your tears lad
give up now yeah nobody wants to see you flood /hoc/ with your cocktail of terrible posts and tears
liqour for a real fucking man
>>74977192
>give up now yeah nobody wants to see you flood /hoc/ with your cocktail of terrible posts and tears
I cringed honestly
cock sucking faggot
5 minutes of game left until kongs elimination day
>>74977231
Nobody cares anymore since you faggots ruin it and spam screencaps and post them on reddit.
>>74977231
The >perds haven't clinched yet
For me, it's Bling.
Stick that in your tea you fucking pommy. Can't wait to see the Shorks go in the playoffs without a whimper
>>74977228
>being this obsessed with sucking cock
nice glimpse into your psyche
>letting sam bennett score
jesus christ >shorks. He hadn't scored in 15 games before this
>>74977292
empty netter who cares
>>74977258
Damn blue pussies
Sharks are just resting. Gonna be sweet when the waltz through the ploffs. Enjoy you regular season meme games.
>>74977299
He hasn't been scoring ENs against anyone else
>2LOOSE
>LOSING TO COLORADO
LMFAO
>>74977285
you tried. by the way, jesse puljujarvi is alltime assist leader
>>74977323
blose a shit
>>74977323
>>74977344
eh memeovertime shit
>your hs classmate gets an ez tap in from crosgoat
>you're sitting at home on friday night
feels fucking weird man
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FppaDiITJO0
>>74977312
>just resting
>>74977408
you blog about this every day. fuck off
AND YOU CAN HAVE IT ALL MY EMPIRE OF DIRT
>>74977408
I feel for you bro.
>>74977432
you must be delusional, i haven't mentioned this in weeks
night lads x
>>74977464
you're jealous of a manlet and he sucks, he's not going to last in the league h has stones for hands. just kill yourself.
>>74977486
>this mad
direct your anger elsewhere bud
>>74977490
buzzwords won't help you
>>74977408
power play goals arent inexpressive
Feel bad for Hank, lads. Sid put one off his head today and he looked so depressed. Will he ever get his cup?
>that diversity commercial on sportsnet
fucking lel canada sucks
>>74977517
faggot's lucky he didn't get pulled like h usually does against the pens
>>74977464
>weeks
>admits he's mentioned it before
obsessed as fuck
>>74977517
>Feel bad for Hank
>>74977540
He's a good guy. Why does /hoc/ hate him?
>>74977559
>He's a good guy
lol
>>74977559
he's a diving whining faggot that chokes when it matters
>rags
They're gonna waste the best spot in the playoffs
I'm in Quebec city. Give it to me straight /hoc/, will we ever get a team?
>>74977602
no
-marvin from omaha
>>74977602
Maybe but not ours
t. Shane from Raleigh
>>74977675
Fucking jew give it to us.
Unironically losing to arizona
>caps and sharks choking already
>>74977602
yes
-mike from canmore
>>74977675
attention whoring nigger
>>74977602
Maybe the canes or devils
>>74977602
No
-Olivia from Bolivia
>>74977602
Perhaps
>sterling from sudbury
>>74977683
Stop trying to steal the canes
>>74977602
If allah wills it
-Mahkmoud from Toronto
>>74977757
hahaha I like these posts on reddit too
i-its gotta happen eventually
like if we wait long enough lord stanley might eventually remember we exist...
>Can't go 5 posts without reddit being mentioned
This place is truly lost
>>74977805
says the reddit spacer
>>74977435
Is he rip?
>>74977799
I know that feel my friend
It's the seasons we least expect where the Bloos go deep
And lose anyway.
I can't wait until Willie is history.
We should try and bring Crawford back.
>>74977799
Fuck no. Enjoy your ZERO Cups
Where does Johnny T end up?
>>74977852
>>74977871
>>74977877
reddit spacing
Laughing SO HARD at Minnesota Wild.
>>74977891
t. Michael from reddit
>>74977871
why would he want to return to this dumpster fire?
lindenning will hire some waiver-tier coach to fit in with the rest of the team.
>>74977937
>responding to grease
>>74977937
Lindenning is exactly the reason he'd want to come back. Crow's part of the old boys club in Vancouver. Plus I believe he still lives here in the off season.
>>74977958
Not Grease. I'm a leaf on vacation here for two weeks.
>>74977937
NHL coaches get paid more than Swiss league coaches
>>74978018
fuck off grease not even a canadian cuckhold would be so sad to spend his vacation here
>>74977877
we are powerful level 50 wizards and you would do well to remember it
>>74978025
the snes are a much better team than the cantpucks.
>>74974112
They were irrelevant and then got a to of fans after winning the cup
>>74978173
>responding to bait 4 hours later
>yfw the oilers have the longest winning streak in the west
>>74978240
*active winning streak
real hoc hours
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zd6zTuklghY
>>74978267
>hoc
>>74978281
sorry
Dubs and the Blackhawks take the President
>>74978311
Fuck you die
>the sporting dynasty of Las Vegas, NV
>>74978311
Good. That trophy is cursed.
>>74978200
Pretty much >>74978240
proves their fans are Reddit
>>74978337
>how to build a franchise
>>74978311
counter dubs that the blackhawks are swept in the first round
me as a player?
personally, i am a 2-way defenseman with a wicked point shot and intellectual hockey intelligence to spare
what about you?
Dubs in the next five posts and I call an escort and tell her to put on a Blackhawks jersey and demand she alleviate my erect cock will time stamp her ass
I was going to ask /hoc/ what I should fap to. However the thicc and very friendly girl at work apparently transfered. I am still going to fap but it just won't be the same.
>in the last 5 games the cantpucks have scored 7 goals
>4 of them were against the mild
>>74978404
a selke caliber defensive center with hands that rival that of datsyuk in his prime.....though i rarely use them to score, instead using them for good defense
>>74978404
I'm good at NHL 94, the superior hockey video game.
>>74978442
>The Canucks are on pace to break the franchise record for fewest goals in a season for the 3RD TIME IN 4 YEARS
Somebody abort Benning
>>74978338
Maybe if you're the Crapitals. The Blackhawks won both trophies in 2013.
>>74978435
going to patiently wait for that post and fap to it.
>>74978404
i am a big body defenseman with a heavy shot, good vision, and a minute muncher
>>74978468
Memphis relocation when?
>>74978468
How the fuck is that even possible?
>>74978338
youre thinking about cucks who celebrate winning the clarence campbell trophy or whatever the leastern conference equivalent is
>>74978489
POST DUCK
D
U
C
K
>>74978468
Remember the game that they didn't register a shot on goal until halfway through and it was from the red line? They somehow have a better record than the avs though.
>>74978509
Management and coaches are in denial that the Sedins are still first liners. They're third liners at best these days.
>>74978404
>>74978451
>>74978453
>>74978496
Me? Personally, I am a skilled second line center with some off ice issues. I was drafted 1st overall 6 seasons ago, but now I play in a low-exposure expansion market putting up about 50-55pts per season. I have more potential... I could be so much more
>>74978533
>Norwegian
>Hockey
>League
>>74978453
Niggah you hit me right in the nostalgias. NHL94 was the first SNES game my parent bought us
>>74978531
That was against the fucking Coyotes too
>>74978530
I don't know what what shitty method Australia used to create this webm but it has some lag. Going to contact the Duckson family tomorrow in the hope they have a VHS of it.
>>74978572
cool. do your parents use reddit too, or
>>74978533
Sedins don't even play top line minutes anymore. The team just has no 1st line, a deeply mediocre 2nd line, no #1D, no good 3rd pairing
>>74978509
>literally no secession plan for the sedins
>literally havent had a solid 2nd line center since kesler
>got rid of luongo, schneider, and lack and replaced them with an old man and a bust
>10+ years of drafting ineptitude has caught up
>roster is a group of 35+ year olds, and then a group for 24- year olds, with nothing in between
never should have got rid of burke 2bh
>>74978609
>this fucking guy
>>74978468
You will know remember that William Nylander has a point strike longer almost as high as the number of Points Jakke Virtanen has in the AHL
>>74978630
Thucc
>>74978609
I wish I could of get my hair to do that, looks fuckin based.
Any of you boyos play hockey? My season just ended. Gonna miss my team desu.
>>74978609
>Luongo, Kesler, Schneider, Lack, Garrison, Forsling etc for Sutter, Gudbranson, Markstrom and Horvat
Jesus Christ what trading power
>>74978630
I suggest you drink a glass of water before cracking your next beer.
As limit approaches, please no one make a NEW, we've already got a pretty good one:
>>74973314
>>74973314
>>74973314
>>74978630
>the cancucks drafted virtanen over ehlers
tep joj
>sitting around, waiting for Seattle to get its shit together
>>74978630
>know
>strike
>longer almost
>Points
Don't drink yourself to death over a bust
>>74978699
>dubs of sadness
>>74978655
Not on a team or anything. I fuck around when the rinks are open and play shinny if there are enough people. Sadly my parents never pushed hockey so I had to teach myself how to skate when I was around 14. I would have probably been a top 7th deferenceman in the NCAA
>>74978685
Fuck off early fag
>>74978740
didn't make it, just trying to keep more from being made. we've already got too many, eh?
>>74973314
>>74973314
>>74973314
Why is your team missing the playoffs?
NEW IN 5
>>74978775
>>74978775
>>74978775
NEW IN 5
>>74978780
>makes another new one anyway
Now we have 4 active threads at the same time, you enormous fucking dumb shit.
This one is already active and already has 100 posts:
>>74973314
>>74973314
>>74973314
SO MUCH SHITPOSTING
>>74978797
seems legit
/thread
Bye thread
i hate ny fucking life kill me pleassssssseeee