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Soon

>>74964886
Never. Unless you wait another 30 years.

CUBS WOOO CUBS WOOO CUBS WOOO CUBS WOOO CUBS WOOO

How did I do, faggots? 12 man league.
Offense favors hits, runs, total bases, walks, RBI, and some rare shit, Ks are not that bad.
Pitching is pretty much all the standard shit.

C Willson Contreras
1B Votto
2B Cano
SS Correa
3B Beltre
2B/SS Semien
1B/3B Jake Lamb
OF Yelich
OF Carlos Gomez
OF Yasmany
OF Alex Gordon
OF Corey Dickerson
UTIL Russell Martin
Bench Travis Shaw
Bench Michael Saunders

P Strasburg
P Hamels
P McCullers
P Robbie Ray
P Pineda
P Nova
P Bauer
P Chapman
P Wade Davis
Bench Blake Treinen

>>74964903
filtered

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Mariners!

>>74964894
I meant baseball was soon, not that the Royals were soon
Royals are a baseball team though

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>>74964886
soon

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T R O S
R
O
S

>>74964929
Never.

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M's desu

>>74964936
They really put the ASS in ASStros.

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*walks you off

>>74964947
Hey! It's that sad faggot leaf who likes Detroit. Why can you be a good leaf like me and like the Blue Jays?

>>74964946
I'm all for banter, but let's make it a little more original than that, okay, bud?

>>74964947
You're the only good leaf in this general mon ami

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Basedball is clearly the best sport.

>>74964963
Ok ok ok here's attempt number two. The Astros are bad.

>>74964955
>liking the blue jays if you're not from toronto

top cuck

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Soon

>>74964970
>undefeated so far in the 2017 season
>bad
Pick uno, kemosabe

>>74964976
I live in Buffalo so it's okay.

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>>74964966
thanks man

>>74964985
water u talking about m8 u havent won a game yet

>>74964985
You guys never won a single WS game. Had to move to babby league and you still haven't won a WS game.

mo'lester > tiki > sheep bradley
if we're being honest, familoins

>>74964997
Shut up mo'lester and go away.

>>74964990
Me personally? Nah, I've never won a game in the big leagues, my guy

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WHAT IF I JUST FUCKED YOUR MOM LMAO

ALL /MLB/ POSTERS REPORT FOR A PICKUP GAME
CLAIM YOUR POSITION

I call 2B and leadoff

>>74965018

no fug you i'm twice the 2B you'll ever be

>>74965018
DH

>>74965018
I call RF.

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>>74965018
Starting pitcher

>>74965039
we're going to go with someone who won't blow out his elbow, okay?

>>74965033
Then play short.
I have the agility but not the arm.
AND I ALREADY CALLED IT

>>74965045
Go with me! I don't have arms, legs, or a head. I'm just a torso.

>>74964903
CHANGE your name back to molester faggot

>>74964903
>that OF

did you pick last? for what purpose?

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>Tfw yandy Diaz made he opening day roster

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>>74965066

> mfw amir garrett has double digit wins and a rookie ERA under 3

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post the player whose return to form your team's season depends on

>>74964903
>Carlos Gomez

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>>74965018
1B

Position power rankings:

>Patrician tier:
Catcher
Lefty Specialist
Utility player

>Bourgeois tier
Third Baseman
Second Baseman
Center Fielder
Starting Pitcher
Closer

>Pleb Tier
Left Fielder
Right Fielder
First Baseman
Shortstop
Middle reliever
Long reliever
Backup catcher

>Untouchable tier
Pinch runner
Non-utility pinch hitter

>Not a baseball player tier
Designated hitter

>>74965106
>Dallas-Keuchel-humping-all-star-sign.gif

>>74965119
>closer
>not pleb tier
It's like you hate baseball
Also, C and 2B are the only patrician positions

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>>Patrician tier:
>Catcher

>>74965106
my teams season depends on the bullpen not losing 50+ games

they will btw

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>>74965119
>Lefty Specialist

>>74965060

Outfielders come and go. They are east to replace. Plus, Yelich is a 100 run guy who will get on base. Gomez better rebound and be the player he used to be. Yasmany needs to keep hitting dingers: Ks don't hurt that much in this league. Gordon might be leading off, aka, more runs and more opportunities to get hits that matter. Dickerson and Saunders were my last two picks, but they're 20+ homer guys.

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>>74965119
>Switch hitter specialist
>Leftcenter Fielder
>Player manager

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>>74965106
It doesn't depend on him, but if he's at full strength this lineup is terrifying

>>74965018

Soler reporting in. Gimme LF. I might get hurt, though.

>>74965018
I'm DH.

>>74965036
I'm a foot taller and three times stronger than you are, you get to play batboy.

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Is he the GOAT?

>>74965250
DH isn't a position
It's a fat person handicap

>>74965262
Punching up at the fun league, that's very epic.
Great post!

>>74965266
Where on the field does the DH stand when his team isn't batting?

>>74965260
Do you think Pablo Sandoval is based off him irl?

>>74965273
Thanks for the (You)!

I've discovered the fastest way to ruin baseball. Here's my plan.
1. Reduce game length from 9 innings to 7.
2. Standardize rules, removing specific rules of each league.
3. Change league structure to one league with an American conference and a National conference with the same rules.
4. Mandatory battered women's month to be promoted.
5. Every team must have 1 woman player.
6. Add logos to uniforms.
7. Change the Indians, Nationals, Blue Jays, Mariners, Braves, and Twins names to something more inclusive.
8. Add a hard salary cap of 100 million dollars total.

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Mariners!

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>>74965299
>fastest way to ruin baseball
>add a hard salary cap
0/10

>>74965308
If you can't buy all the talent, it's not baseball.
t. Yankees fan from 98.

>>74965299
Every idea is terrible, congratulations. Now pls delet before Manfred sees

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>>74965308
>Baseball is the only sport with no salary cap
>Still has better parity than any other sport
Really gets the noggin joggin'

>>74965277
Keck

>>74965260
That doesn't look like Christopher Robin

>>74965362
He said GOAT not the seed of the Devil himself.

>>74965353
Look at those tryhard soccer logos kek
>w-we're just like europe

>>74965353
What's going on with the dbacks logo?

>>74965362
Pablo would take Christopher deep


WITHOUT the aluminum bat powerup

Someone hook me up with the Pooh baseball link please

>>74965018
>no one's claimed shortstop
it's mine senpaitachi.

>>74965442

>join some softball team in the summer
>team is taking the field
>'ok guys uhhhh where does everyone play'
>walk to shortstop
>another guy goes over there too
>'uhhhh anon you play short or...?'
>'yeah im shortstop'

fags dont wanna flex

>>74965018
CF reporting in. I have 30+ steal speed and a noodle arm. I'll also come in to pitch mop-up duty when needed

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>>74965018
i'll take the hot corner

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>tfw too smart for national league "baseball"

>tfw no friends and haven't played catch in 6 years
feels bad

I need to hit up the batting cages some day at least, haven't done that in years either

>>74965496
Nope! It's America's pastime.

>>74965496
Tampa Bay and Oakland

>>74965500
And I'm looking for a place in the USA.

Where people only like Major League Soccer (MLS) and soccer.


I want a place in the United States, where soccer is the most popular sport, and where the MLS is a dominant professional sports league.


USA a place where nobody likes the NFL, MLB, NHL and NBA.


Where they only like the major league soccer (MLS)

>>74965518
i reported you for responding to the islandnigger

>>74965353
>the parity is only among the high payroll teams
Really ruffles my turkeypimples

>>74965518
I prefer a place where no one likes baseball.


And where soccer is people's favorite pastime

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>>74965522
I'll see you in 3 days then, senpai

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>>74965552
just don't do it again

>>74965521
The only people who like MLS in the US are hipsters and maybe Mexicans.

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>>74965018
switch hitting catcher and I'm batting second

>>74965018
Long reliever

>(RHP)
>Changeup, circle change, A Leaf in a Tornado hybrid (meme knuckle-slurve pitch only I can do), eephus
>WHIP under 1.00
>ERA over 3.00
>7.6 K/9
>2.2 BB/9
>80% ground ball rate

>>74965593
also I'm batting 3rd

>.275/.400/.300

>>74965018
i call bench guy who just eats seeds and plays on his phone all day

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>>74964882
>tfw building a defensive team is a meme.

Its my goal to create a successful smallball team that specializes in defense, stealing, and bunting and taking it into a modern day league. [spoiler]I'm not good enough at managing to do it yet, because I would have to manually call every single play in every game, because the AI in ootp can't understand the complex memery of smallball.[/spoiler]

Anime webm related.

>>74965018
I call Big League Chew guy.

>>74965614
This furry's the mascot

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>>74965018
>no one wants to play catcher

Fuck you guys Catcher is by far the coolest position YOU GET TO WEAR A FUCKING FACEMASK AND A SPECIAL GLOVE. Its like one of the only positions thats not interchangable with other positions.

You get to watch your team play.

You get to hang out with the pitcher.

I call catcher.

>>74965895
Catcher was usually the biggest douche on the team not related to the coach

>>74965906
i played little league with a guy who caught and whose dad was the coach. he would get up and yell at his dad in the dugout during people's at bats sometimes

>>74965911
I was the dad lol

>>74965906
I know IRL in little league I shared left field with a retarded kid. I got an award at the end of the year for "best teammate" or something because I bro'd out with him all the time.

I honestly just thought he was a wierd kid at the time I didn't know he was autistic until I was like 11.

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leggo bucs

>>74965938
This boy looks sad. Is it because he's a Pirates fan?

>>74965922
next time don't verbally abuse your kid during our practices and he won't develop such a complex

>>74965943
I wasn't actually the dad, that comment was just for fun lol

>>74965924
I was the autistic kid

>>74965947
Doubt it, I'm talking eating bugs levels of autism.

>>74965942
>boy
Don't you EVER talk about my waifu like that AGAIN!!!

>>74965947
yeah i know, i just hated that fucking family

>that kid who would eat sunflower seeds and spit the shells all over the dugout floor

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Rags

>>74965957

Hey Zoltan, remember when you started posting here and accidentally posted your trip and then I started memeing it up as you and you had to get a secure one? #clutch

Maybe that is how Cutch feels after having Marte cuck him out of CF and possibly off the Pie Rats.

Tripfag ERP in my baseball blog
Five stars

>>74965299
0/10

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http://www.konansports.com/p/carp.html

>>74949930
>>74949930
we have an asian baseball thread nowadays. not sure if it'll survive after koshien though. most people will probably only watch NPB and KBO when they're earlier on friday and saturday nights

>>74964903
>Pineda
>Bauer

All you needed was Didi for the autism trinity

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Phillies

>tfw finally glad winter is over and baseball is almost here

>>74966932
You'll be wishing it was off season again soon enough.
>phillies

Do some of you guys ever go to sleep?

>>74964882
Baseball was better before

>>74965353
>Appearnaces

>>74967190
Proxy?

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2009

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>mfw blake treinen

>>74967379
is that you're closerfu?

>>74967402
Pretty much, yeah.

>>74967415
Joe Blanton for setup then?

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>mfwdpwdwe

>>74964903

I'm looking at this team and I can't tell what your first and second round pick were. That's usually a bad sign.

If I had to guess I'd say you picked 12 out of 12 and took Correa and Cano?

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I wish more sports would do this. Really tests the athleticism of athletes. How well do you think a hockey team will do in baseball?

>Altanta doesn't have a home game until April 14th
>Won't even be on an easily accessible television station

I just want to see the new Park.

yanks for ws

>>74965353
NBA is the worst, no surprise.

>>74965534
>parity is only among the high payroll teams
http://www.stevetheump.com/Payrolls.htm
The angels, 03 marlins, and 15 royals weren't among the high payroll teams when they won in there year
Phillies and white sox weren't even in the top ten
Neither was the the twins in 91
http://www.baseballchronology.com/Baseball/Years/1991/Payroll.asp
Or the reds
http://www.baseballchronology.com/Baseball/Years/1990/Payroll.asp
Or the 81 Dodgers
http://www.baseballchronology.com/Baseball/Years/1981/Payroll.asp
There are a few more but I'll stop my autism now

Montreal tonight lads

>>74968393
try mlb tv or find a stream because as a yankee fan I get to see them tonight in atlanta

>>74966169
I legitimately don't remember that. Good one tho mate

anybody else experience very little joy outside of baseball here?

>>74968393
Don't worry, the people who bought tickets to it won't see them either!

>Want to do a shakedown of the stadium
>No one is going to be able to get there because I-85 collapsed which is going to turbofuck everything

Today is probably going to be the worst traffic day ever in Fatlanta.

>>74965018
3rd base clean up senpai

>>74968416
Yeah, NBA has no fucking parity. The regular season for that league is just a formality.

>>74968803
me. football doesn't do it for me anymore

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>>74965119

No player on the field has to have the presence of mind and toughness of a catcher.

ALSO

FUCK YES

http://www.chicagotribune.com/sports/baseball/ct-aj-pierzynski-fox-sports-20170328-story.html


>>74965353
The NBA has been a fucking joke since the 90s. It's been just : 90s- ohh i wonder who jordan is going to curbstomp this year. 20s- ohh i wonder who duncan/kobe are going to stomp this year. 2010s- ohh i wonder who lebron is going to play against

>>74968803
me. football doesn't do it for me anymore

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>>74968905

Watching the BLM turn the last few superbowls into "racewars" and get BTFO'd has been pretty amazing.

I couldn't give less of a shit about the sport other than it's fun to root for the patriots since it trolls the libcucks.

>>74968957
You seem triggered

>>74968957

did anyone actually turn the superbowls into race wars? i think you're exaggerating m80

>>74968957
>root for the patriots since it trolls the libcucks.
what a stupid reason to root for a team

>>74965119
>>Not a baseball player tier
>Designated hitter

I'm an AL fan and I'm in complete agreement with that.

>>74969539
sounds like youre a confused NL fan

*ahem*

>Rags

>>74969590
i have nothing to contribute

What's a good fantasy baseball team name?

>>74969612
The Walla Walla Wankers

>>74969612
I Trust Jash Dahnalson

>>74969612
see >>74969590

>>74969612
Jose Fernandez and the Little Sailor Boys

>>74969787
>>74969612
Cuban Seamanship

>>74968042

I had the eighth pick. I remember Goldschmidt, Donaldson, Kershaw still available, but I went a bit lower and took Correa first. My second pick was Cano.

>>74969612
yordano ventura's wild ride

>>74969612
The Chicago Cubs. They're good enough to basically be a fantasy team lmao

>>74969881
Hi tiki

>lmao
the cancer has entered the thread

>>74969612
>Rizz on Me

>>74969924
What's y'all's gay obsession with tiki and DG, and why do you project that unto me? I'm not Interested in your sexual advances lmao

>>74969952
>lifelong fan not interested in homosexual advances
doubt

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Finally getting on the servers

/fa/ as fuck

>>74969612

Yelich My Balfour Semien

>>74969968
I've only been to boystown once, and it wasn't even fun. I don't know why you guys try to spread this propaganda that I'm gay.

>>74970002
So you tried gay once? I can admire that. I would never do it, but hey man good on you for living it up a little.

>>74970002
>i'm not interested in homosex
>went looking for some in boystown before
extreme doubt

Gay is good you faggots. I wish my team's stadium was surrounded by an enlightened gayborhood.

just chiming in to say that i unironically enjoy both gay and straight sex

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how does one Accidentally visit a known gay neighborhood?

>>74970194
You'd be surprised how easy it is to stumble into boys town while drunk.

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>>74970194
>>74970194
it can happen
one day i was driving down market street to get some of these delicious cookies and before i knew it i was in the Castro

Polite reminder that you literally cannot and will not stop the blue jays bullpen from losing 50 games by themselves

>>74970073
>>74970101
I never tried gay, I was using those fags for free drinks, it only worked for about 2 hours when they realized I wouldn't go past first base.
>>74970202
At least someone here is understanding.

>>74970235
the blue jays offense wont give them 50 games to lose

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>>74964882
better look this! your sco is good but not pro. https://youtu.be/lDadd3NrpYo

>>74968957
w e w

>>74970248
they are just good enough to get the lead at least 50 times within the first 6 innings

CLE: Yandy Diaz makes Opening Day roster as starting 3B. Jose Ramirez will begin the season at 2B with Kipnis on the DL.

>>74967280
It's magic

>>74970194
t. sheltered suburban boy

>>74970243
>I wouldn't go past first base
Nigga you made out with dudes for free drinks?

>>74970243
>I was using those fags for free drinks
That's a lot of cocksucking

>>74969984
>not playing as Wendy's

Come on anon.

>I only flirted with dudes for free booze

so he's a slut AND he's gay

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>>74970311
He just admitted to making out with guys for free drinks. Heres the cap

>>74970326
nigga what font is this

>>74970342
It's an HTC font called "Shade Of Gray". You like?

>>74970303
Don't act like you've never done worse. Drinks are expensive, and I didn't want to go to the game sober and drink piss beer. You faggots are way over exaggerating this.

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>>74970243
>first base

>>74965018
Old MRP (RH). I lost my good stuff years ago as a starter, but I can still put in work during the middle innings prior to the SU.

>>74970359
So you're not even denying the fact that you made out with gay dudes for free beer? How many gay dudes did you kiss?

>>74970326
>saved

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>everyone french kisses guys at least once in their lives, dont act like you guys didnt do it too

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>Cubs home opener will be against the Dodgers
>mfw realize Kershaw will be forced to stand on the field and watch as the Cubs raise their championship banner and get their rings.

>>74970359
No, I haven't. I've never been that desperate for beer money and have always been able to pay for my own beers. Let's be honest, if you are going to get drunk, why bother with quality? That's just nonsense. Just drink the "piss water" Miller/Budweiser/Busch and enjoy your time on the goddamn planet.

t. functional alcoholic

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>It's totally okay to kiss guys for free beer

>>74970378
Holy fuck, not even that many. On a single guy I was able to get a $200 tab. He only wanted me to drink Smirnoff Ices though. Beggars can't be choosers, and alcohol is alcohol so I didn't complain. That was just one of like two or three others though.

this is a good thread

>>74970446
HEY!

Just when we thought we wouldn't get a pissboi story of this offseason we got Mo'Lester nohomoing it up making out with some dudes.

>>74970491
hes only gay for pay

>>74970512

SLUT
L
U
T

>>74970443
>why do you project that unto me? I'm not Interested in your sexual advances lmao
>I don't know why you guys try to spread this propaganda that I'm gay.
>I never tried gay, I was using those fags for free drinks, it only worked for about 2 hours when they realized I wouldn't go past first base
>Don't act like you've never done worse
>Holy fuck, not even that many

>this retarded lifelong fan just went from denying he's gay to denying he's a gay slut
oh my

>>74970443
How bad are your herpes sores?

buxton 30/30? buxton 30/30.

>not that many
>not even denying he frenched more than 1 dude

LMAO

>>74970443
You must look like a bottom.

>>74970512
So, he's a gigolhomo?

>>74970446
It's actually made my week. My wife is leaving me and my job pissed me off today. God, I needed that laugh.

my lord

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He made out with not one, not two, but THREE gay dudes. THREEEEEEEEEEEE HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA

I'm liking the direction this is taking.

mo'Lester got mo'Lested

I just calculated a players on base percentage.

Am I a nerd?

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will we see mo lester and DG in the same thread for the dodgers cubs opening day game

>>74970443

Bruh, what the fuck are you doing?

Holy fucking shit, you guys are such hyperbolic faggots. Don't act like you've never done something stupid when you were young. Did I say I was proud of it? No. Did I say I liked it? No. I just needed my alcohol fix, and using those faggots to get my drinks was the best way to get the alcohol for a cheap price. Lmao you fags are so fucking mad about the Cubs that you have to take something little and make it a huge thing to slander me. Fuck all of you, I can't wait to see what you fags come up with when the Cubs repeat this year lmao.

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>>74970569
One gay Dude.
Ha ha ha
Two gay Dudes
Ha ha ha
Three gay dudes
Three
Three
Three gay dudes
Ha ha ha

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>its perfectly natural to kiss dudes when you want booze, desperate times call for desperate measures
>you're all just jealous

>>74970666

I bet you do, Satan.

>>74970677

It's not molestation if he asked for it and wanted it. He literally said 'yes.'

>>74970713

I'm actually convinced this is pissboi. Sounds 100% like him, the writing style and everything. Plus, he never posts with a trip on and this makes it easy for him to have this one on. Once again, pissboi reaches a new low.

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For you /mlb/

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>mfw luis robert ran the 60 in 6.2 seconds

ichiro and bo jackson ran it in 6.1

moncada ran it in 6.6

pls whos

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BASEBALL LADS

>>74970933
ok

>>74970713
You can't really call any of us fags. We've never had gay dude tongue in our mouths like you have

>>74970701

welcome to /mlb/ son, you're home now

i think this thread could be registered with the FDA

>>74970980
Good thing it's archived. There are some gems

hehe going to the game in MTL tonight hehe

chicago illinois

where you can get a new lease on your mortgage in one ballpark, piss in troughs and plastic cups in another, and french kiss some guys for booze all before midnight

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soon

>>74970234
good hash browns at orphan andy's

>>74971036
>open 24/7
thanks buddy
ill check it out next time i grab a penis cookie or stop by brewcade

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loving the new mlb.tv commercial break graphics

why are the phillies still playing in florida?

>>74971098
because even philly doesn't wanna see them play

>>74971098
would you want to go back to Philadelphia?

>>74971098
i assume because its still cold as fuck on the east coast

>>74971139
Philly is good

>>74971194

lol

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hey mlb, need some advice
i really want to get drunk tonight but dont have any money
is it cool if i go to a couple gay bars and make out with guys for free drinks?
I mean, its not really gay if im just doing it for beer and penises are not involved. right?

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What are the perks at this joint?

>>74971229
half off shirley temples for licensed actuaries

Wasn't necessarily common in the past, but I just noticed that the AL teams didn't have pitchers bat at all in ST this season. Not once.

>>74971205
Totally cool bro. It's only gay if you touch balls.

Just got off work
what
the
HECK
is
this
thread

>>74971281
it's still spring training, don't want to injure ourselves posting dank-ass takes before the season proper

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>>74971281
>It's a mo'Lester comes out of the closet episode.

>he doesn't suck dick as a bit of banter with the lads

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>This fucking thread
What the hell is happening in here? I'm laughing so fucking hard right now

Someone cap all the things he said I'm on my phone.

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>This fucking commercial

https://twitter.com/AldoSoto21/status/847896301450801152/video/1

what are the odds mo lester never comes back and a new cubs trip shows up later

i'm watching the yankee braves spring training game tonight. is there any reason why the braves aren't playing in turner field when its only 20 years old?

>>74971368
That guy is just DG LARPing as a Cubs fan. I fully expect a "IT WAS ME AUSTIN, IT WAS ME ALL ALONG" episode to happen soon

>>74971369
I heard it burned down

>>74971369
same reason the rangers are getting a new stadium in arlington in a couple years

DON'T FORGET

Today and tomorrow every game is a MLB.tv free game of the day

>>74971369
muh suites
muh white fans

>>74971368
He'll falseflag as a self-hating pie rats fan when they're in first place in may.
Cap it.

>>74971394
i fucking love that ballpark, though

>>74971427
better get to it before they tear it down. the rangers convinced the city of arlington to fork over a billion fucking dollars for new digs, citing the old ballpark as insufficient

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>>74971349
There needs to be another collage like pic related. I wonder if he'll ever show up again after today.

>>74971455
If I were him, I wouldn't. Why would you willing come out and say you've made out with guys?

>>74971361
i fucking hate these guys

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here for stomper

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>>74971506

>>74971522
I didn't know Adrian Gonzalez was a construction worker

>>74964936
that's a funny word to say

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>>74971522
stomper is literally me

>>74971548
>local 3
>construction worker
he don't build shit

>>74971569

>Ms Met nowhere to be found

hmmmm

>>74971579
>neither is mr. redlegs

>>74971579
mr redlegs also conspicuously absent

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>>74971579

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>>74971590
>>74971591

>>74971369
Because it's a poorly constructed olympic stadium in the ghetto and the City of Atlanta was slowly bleeding them.

>>74971579
>>74971590
What city is halfway between Cincinnati and NYC?

>>74971604

Pittsburgh?

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>>74971455
ok

>>74971566
It's the only version of that pic I can find online, so I just kinda went with it, since that's about the greatest uni they've ever worn imo

>>74971569
i'm the dbacks mascot

>>74971621
baxter is a depressive shitlord

>>74971455
>NEITHER CAN HIS GIRLFRIEND

that was a memetastic day

>>74971569
Why do the Rockies have that dumb bitch from Barney?

>>74971612
That's good, but I'd suggest showing more responses to him. The replies were the icing on the cake.

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Is this game, dare I say, playable?

>>74971569
Why would the dbacks have that abomination of a mascot

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>>74971569
>all the autistic mascots ended up on the bottom row

>>74971612
Good lad
>>74971569
The Padres's mascot looks like Bartolo

>>74971642
arizona has a dedicated furry community

>>74971655
DELET

>>74971098

It's raining in Philly today, so that's probably why.

>>74971612
>all it took to trigger the meltdown was "hi tiki"
I'm gonna cry. It's just so beautiful.

>no baseball for hours after this cubs/stros game
help

>there are people posting in this thread that have never been to a major league baseball game

>>74971752
i dont believe it
why would someone post in /mlb/ if they havent been to a game?
that;s like the baseline minimum for being a fan
if you are in this thread and havent been to a major league game you might as well off yourself

>>74971752
>there are people posting in this thread that have never been to a major league baseball game, but went to gay bars and made out with gay men to get free drinks
ftfy

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>>74971638
For u bb

>>74971788
Saved. I still fucking crack up whenever I see a post talking about it

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>only 14 weeks of baseball untill all star break

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d-does moLester r-really crave the peepee?

>>74971825
Only if it means you can get him drunk.

>>74971839
GREAT post

>>74971825
french kisses for drinks, pee pee for snacks

>>74971854
what the fuck is wrong with michigan

>>74971854
As if Little Caesar's wasn't nasty enough on its own.

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>>74971854

>>74971854
>>74971863
>pretending you wouldnt