/nba/ general
>clips op on 2k edition
>2 lazy to put schedule edition
>fuck the warriors edition
>the spammer can go fuck himself / mods need to do something about him sub sub edition
>>74964874
what a garbage thread
>>74964874
GOAT thread
status update?
>>74964904
status search: Jah Wall
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results found : shook.txt
>>74964904
JAMES HARDEN HAS ONLY MISSED 1 GAME IN THE LAST 3 YEARS
>>74964948
he's saving it up to go missing in this year's playoffs
i hope the blazers win, fuck the nuggets, i hop they never make the playoffs for all eternity. i also hope the uk gets nuked with a bomb filled with Listerine.
>>74964948
But he's literally not even playing this Blazers game.
Literally no where to be found.
>>74964957
>Hell westbrook is starting to make OKC relevant
okc has been relevant for some time now. And lebron made cleveland relevant every time he was on the team. giannis isnt lebron tier or super star tier, he's a star but thats what ill give him. He's a jimmy butler meh tier, or a mike conley tier desu desu.
>westbrook is starting to make OKC relevant
is this the level of discourse i can expect in /nba/? jesus fucking christ
>>74964874
Fuck big markets and the media trying to shove them down our throats. The knicks fucking suck and have a shitty FO. The Lakers fucking suck and their owner(s) are playing game of throwns. Utah needs more coverage, washington needs more coverage, Milwaukee needs more coverage.
what rock do you live in if you think OKC isnt relevant? wew lad.
Nurkic is too fucking real.
This dude is a beast.
>>74965027
I knew he would do good when he got to the Blazers because they've always been missing a center like him.
But not this good. And I remember when the Blazers started their win streak with him retards on /nba/ were still laughing at the Blazers as if they were still ass and just looked at their record like the casuals they are.
They've been top 10 in the league offensively all year but their defense was awful. Since they got Nurkic they've been top 10 in defense and offense.
>>74965027
I'm pretty sure every player is "real". If you aren't real then you don't exist......
>CHOKE HARDEN >CHOKE HARDEN >CHOKE HARDEN >CHOKE HARDEN >CHOKE HARDEN >CHOKE HARDEN >CHOKE HARDEN >CHOKE HARDEN >CHOKE HARDEN >CHOKE HARDEN >CHOKE HARDEN >CHOKE HARDEN >CHOKE HARDEN >CHOKE HARDEN >CHOKE HARDEN >CHOKE HARDEN >CHOKE HARDEN >CHOKE HARDEN >CHOKE HARDEN >CHOKE HARDEN >CHOKE HARDEN >CHOKE HARDEN >CHOKE HARDEN >CHOKE HARDEN >CHOKE HARDEN >CHOKE HARDEN >CHOKE HARDEN >CHOKE HARDEN >CHOKE HARDEN >CHOKE HARDEN >CHOKE HARDEN >CHOKE HARDEN >CHOKE HARDEN >CHOKE HARDEN >CHOKE HARDEN >CHOKE HARDEN >CHOKE HARDEN >CHOKE HARDEN >CHOKE HARDEN >CHOKE HARDEN >CHOKE HARDEN >CHOKE HARDEN >CHOKE HARDEN >CHOKE HARDEN >CHOKE HARDEN >CHOKE HARDEN >CHOKE HARDEN >CHOKE HARDEN >CHOKE HARDEN >CHOKE HARDEN >CHOKE HARDEN >CHOKE HARDEN >CHOKE HARDEN >CHOKE HARDEN
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
FUCKING CHUCKING FAGGOT
Lizard almost died right there. this game is getting intense, pls OT
>>74965065
That's "MVP" Choke Harden to you, boy.
Nurkic>Jokic
debate me
>Getting pick pocketed by Crabbe
Kys my man
>James Harden
>MVP
>all these bricks from three heroballing
>this absolute lack of D he needs to foul Dame and CJ when Blazers are in the bonus and there's a minute left
>orient your game around getting fouled
>get fucked when refs decide not to call it at the late game
get fucked bitch. maybe try making actual clutch shots like godbrook.
LE DOOR STOP PEEPEE MAN
>>74965070
>MVP
Not with this choke, he isn't.
>>74965079
>Crabbe
nice crab in a bucket mentality?
>Harden
>Houston
>Denver
I don't even know who's been blown out the most
NURKIC
OH EM GEE
THE BOSNIAN BEAST
>Harden
Seriously kys holy fuck
DROPPIN DIMES
DROPPIN DIMES
>>74965099
BTC WINS AGAIN!
Thanks for giving us the MVP, bros!
Oh man, Lillard/CJ/Nurkic is gunna be a deadly trio next season. I see them getting the 4th seed next season
>Cockshits
>7 4th QT TOs
So where were you when the realest niggas in the east teamed up once again?
>15-5 since getting Nurkic
11-30
2-13 from 3
6 TO
Harden for MVP
>"""""MVP"""""
bueno
why is lebron avoiding lance?
>>74965123
Dame and Westbrook only two real PGs left in the West.
Smh. #Loyalty #Respect
>15
>and
>5
>since
>the
>Nurkic
>trade
>Denver Nugshits
Any T-Wolves bros in here?
What the hell happened to Rubio, when did he learn how to score?
>>74965141
>>74965138
SHOOK
>>74965123
>>74965134
>>74965147
>unironically trading Nurkic AND a first round pick for Mason fucking Plumlee
>>74965148
kobes son - international chapter
>Woj: Somber atmosphere in the #Cavs locker room after today's loss. Reports of LeBron wanting starters to rest for remaining games.
>>74965167
>mfw the Blazers trade Evan Turner to clear up cap space and offer Plumlee $15 million a year just to fuck with the Nuggets
>>74965148
Fear of being traded to the Knicks, but seriously it's all about confidence with Rubio. Lavine went down and they needed someone to replace his scoring. Rubio stepped his game up. It was always weird that he couldn't shoot because he is such a good freethrow shooter
>>74965157
He's a cool dude but he's white as fuck irl.
He don't have that ghetto influenced realness.
how do we fix the Cavs?
welp, any teams looking for a PG? looks like with Ball coming in we might be trading Dlo. I hope he doesn't leave, but i don't want to end up like the kings and have a vice grip on him, might as well get something for him, but at the same time i don't want him to turn into a harden when he leaves.
>>74965202
We don't. We let them and the Larriors get eliminated early in the playoffs.
>LeBeta
JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA
>>74965213
>mfw my pacies sweep the cavs in the first round now that we've got lance back
what happens to /nba/ if the Warriors win? i just started liking you guys. don't leave
I'm sorry.
But James Harden is the most embarrassing faggot in the clutch.
He's done this so many times, he gets the ball stolen trying his predictable as fuck dribble on the key move, continues to run with his hands in the air towards the basket acting like he was fouled when the ball is already half way across the court the other way.
He's so fucking obnoxious.
>>74965203
>i don't want him to turn into a harden when he leaves.
don't worry he's already a bitch
>Free-agent swingman Lance Stephenson has reached an agreement with the team on a three-year, $12 million deal, league sources informed ESPN.
how did he get a contract like that? do really think he's the same player he was in the past? What next? Roy Hibbert from the nuggets?
>>74965203
Lakers might keep him to run a combo guard lineup.
It's the most popular thing in the west now. If Lonzo ends up being at least Klay tier on defense it'll work since he has the size and length.
>>74965239
desu at least lance's playstyle is still applicable to the way the game is played in 2017. roy just got passed by the winds of progress. no room for people who play like him in today's game, especially after he started not being able to rebound randomly
>>74965239
It's a 2 year deal with a team option on the last year.
The 1st of the three years is just for the rest of this year.
>>74965244
get fucking rid of clarkshit
>>74965234
>continues to run with his hands in the air towards the basket acting like he was fouled
This is the worst. He also does a eurostep sometimes during it.
Also Harden is now 36.6% FG% in the clutch 25.7% from three.
>pleb finals matchups
warriors vs cavs
spurs vs celtics
>patrician finals matchups
rockets vs raptors
thunder vs wizards
>>74965254
>especially after he started not being able to rebound randomly
kek, the nigga could never rebound
The celtics getting the 3rd pick and the lakers getting the 4th (and losing it) would be the funniest shit ever. Watch some random team like the magic get #1
>>74965259
im still upset about the Deng Mozgov signings, 4 fucking years, 1 down, 3 to go. who would take a 3 year deal for those guys? well idk, they might play well with Paul George when he comes home.
>>74965276
>wizards
>patricia
I have an autographed napkin from Shaq from the 90's. You jealous losers?
>>74965285
give me a good reason to keep randle? randle and clarkson for PG
>>74965293
>randle and clarkson for PG
Scottie Pippen said Westbrook is currently having the single greatest season performance he's ever seen.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xPxrXHfVdSs
>>74965306
can scottie see the "future"?
>>74965303
What's wrong with that. They are both two excellent players.
>>74965312
>They are both two excellent players.
>>74965306
MJ BTFO
That's my son right there.
>>74965312
Excellent players don't end up having bottom 3 teams
Lakers are 1 superstar away from 4th seed
>>74965293
he was the beginning of the young core, he was the turning point for the franchise, when they do documentaries of showtime 2., they will say it all started with randle. Now to answer your question, he's a triple double threat in his 2nd year in the league, he can push the ball, he's a player who is consistent and provides an energetic body in the paint to wear guys out, basically we can count on randle to be randle every night, we just need that ALPHA to come and round the troops together. we will let PG come to us because no way in hell will we get PG from Bird now that Magic is running things, forget it.
>>74965316
>>74965321
They are generational talents because they play for the Lakers, a talented team.
>>74965323
Lakers already are the 2nd seed, why would they want to go down?
>lakers fans think PG will come to their team
he wants to win, not become 76ers west
>Harden
>Clutch
>having your team have the nickname clutch city
>the shitty of Houston
KEK
>>74965332
Lakers are already in the playoff loser. He'll come to win a ring.
>>74965326
Sorry to tell you this, but Kobe isn't walking through that door. Magic isn't walking through that door. Have fun with your busts and no lottery pick
>>74965339
please, stop
welcome home
>>74965339
OOOOOOOOHH SHIITTTTT LOL
YOU DIDNT HAVE TO SLAP HIM IN THE TIT LIKE THAT SENPAITACHI.
PG COME HOME!
#PG2LA
PG coming to OKC with Bulter to create the ultimate small ball team with PG at 4 and Butler at 3.
The Lakers need to be relocated back to a losers' state like Minnesota. They stopped winning. We are fine with the Clippers. We should kick out all loser teams.
Everyone wants to play for the Lakers. Any free agent we chase comes here. It's just the bottom line.
>>74965348
PG already showed he can't play at the 4
the nigga was crying like a bitch, so he's been playing at the 2 alot this year
>>74965346
why do people think PG13 is going to the lakers and theyre getting all these free agents?
the last "big free agent" they got was shaq. they traded for dwight and gasol, and other than that they haven't gotten anyone noteworthy in the past 20 years
>>74965358
How about on defense? He's perfectly made to guard the small 4 in today's NBA.
don't worry if you miss this post, I'll be posting this all off-season.
>>74965365
they think he grew up supporting the lakers, but he was actually a clippers fan
>>74965365
lakers signed kobes agent as GM retart. we getting a mega team
>>74965374
You getting a mega team of ass lol. get out of here.
>>74965368
thats exactly where he showed he cant play the 4, he aint strong enough to guard 4s for significant minutes. he was great against them on offense, but the nigga literally bitched to the press about it 1/3rd of the way through the season after he had been playing the 4 alot
>>74965373
judging by his age, he probably grew up during the Darius Miles era, wouldn't blame him desu, that was exciting basketball
>>74965383
kiss the rings bitch
>>74965385
would be kind of cool if he went to the clips tbqh.
>CP3
>PG13
>Blake
>DJ
of course they would still lose in the semifinals, but hey
16 RINGS BITCH
>>74965386
My team has 48 rings. Because I am a fan of the past 48 champions. So kiss MY rings.
>Bulls have won 20 consecutive home games while being broadcast on TNT
>>74965306
>Co-MVPs
(lol
Might as well give everyone who was considered a participation award because we don't want to hurt their feelings
>>74965391
>>74965373
>>74965355
PUT YOUR TRIP ON, WE KNOW IT'S YOU.
>>74965393
we found the newfag
>>74965395
hm....why dont they broadcast all bulls playoff games on tnt hm....
>>74965403
i'm a pacers fan you sperg
1. Boston Celtics
2. Los Angles Lakers
3. Los Angles Clippers
4. San Antonio Spurs
5. Toronto Raptors
6. Houston Rockets
7. Minnesota Timberwolves
8. Philadelphia 76ers
.
.
.
.
9001. Chicago Bulls
9002. Memphis Grizzlies
9003. Charlotte Hornets
>>74965424
How can we be delusional when we got the most chips? Retards, this is basically the "OFFICIAL MOST SUCCESSFUL NBA FRANCHISES" list
Kiss the rings bitch
>>74965430
>this is basically the "OFFICIAL MOST SUCCESSFUL NBA FRANCHISES" list
>3. Los Angles Clippers
>5. Toronto Raptors
>7. Minnesota Timberwolves
>8. Philadelphia 76ers
>>74965424
>>74965424
>2. Los Angles Lakers
we /lonzo/ now
>>74965433
first 2 have all the titles snowflake
>>74965417
>i'm a pacers fan you sperg
THEN PUT YOUR HANDS UP AND PUT THE PAUL GEORGE IN THE BAG, THIS IS NOT A GAME.
>>74965444
WPJAGA!! TRIPS!!! LAKEYS STAY WINNIN!! WOH WL BROSHIP WINS AGAIN
"blocks your path"
>>74965445
you'll never take him alive
>>74965454
well, thread is ruined.
The Cavs arent gping to win another one for da land.
How does this make you feel?
we outchea
>>74965465
like dancin
>>74965465
They probably are. They get a free trip to the finals and no one is leaving the west unscathed.
>>74965279
hey, he had two good rebounding series against those centerless Heat teams
>>74965470
ill jus leave this here
>>74965479
Spurs/Cavs or nah?
spurs not contenders no mo. not with that isoball system they got now
>>74965504
It's going to take a pretty big injury for meme state to not make the finals. If the spurs took the 1 seed and forced them to play memphis it would be more likely
which team in the east can actually take the Cavs down?
>>74965530
Who /hype/ for the Final Four tomorrow?
For me, it's Gonzaga vs Oregon.
>>74964874
>/nba/ general in subject line
>types /nba/ general again in the OP
What did he mean by this?
>>74965533
i laughed
After what the spuds were doing to the memes last game i believe they can win in a 7 game series. Memes have never faced a play-off mode Pops
>>74965538
he gonan suck ur dick realg ood ans likck ur toes come here big poppy
>>74965544
glad i could help
>>74965530
its obvious really man
>>74965530
Healthy Toronto is the only team with a shot. The celtics are frauds, wizards aren't deep enough and can't stop LeBron from bullying them, bucks are too young, and miami doesn't have enough firepower
>Blazers beat the Warriors
>Lance goes HAM to beat the Cavs
We're living in great times my friends.
>>74965569
>bucks young
>miami doesnt have enough firepower
SOON
>>74965569
Wizkids could manage it if everyone is playing well and LeBald is still shitting the bed
>>74965569
>miami
idk, i keep hearing from announcers or analysts that no one wants Miami in the 1st. I believe them to Lebron will sweep the Memecers, but Miami will take lebron to a game 6, could even upset.
>>74964874
Hehe hi
i could see PG making movies in hollywood once he gets to the lakers
Upsets don't happen in the NBA, sorry to break all your little fantasies kiddos. Seven game series simply prevents it. The better team always wins unlike other meme sports with 1 game series.
>>74965624
>Upsets don't happen in the NBA
Seems like this casual didn't see last seasons finals.
>>74965624
who wins it? enlighten us
>>74965636
>what is refball
>>74965600
The media is trying to hype up a story. The only remotely threatening thing about miami is whiteside's impact. Other than that the cavs run them off the court
>>74965646
true, i guess.
but i really hope we get a celtics cavs ECF, only to see celtikuck fans get BTFO
is lance "/our guy/"?
>>74965624
>2014 playoffs
>>74965701
this nigga's head look like a peanut
>>74965701
>plays 2K
>posts it on his twitter and does videos with guys like CashNasty
I don't see why not.
>>74965701
>trolls people
>plays vidya
>streams on twitch
>cucked lelbron
I'd say so
>>74965701
be a shame if Lance fell on Lebron's knee somehow.
Pacers vs Jazz finals
>>74965699
Wouldn't surlrise me if the celtics lost in the 1st round. Both miami and the pacers are problems. Whiteside would dominate against them and they have players that can lock in on IT. Turner could have a similar impact and pg13 usually kicks his game up a notch. The celtics just seem too limited in a bo7 and are overachieving hard right now
Buy Ball Hog Gloves.
>>74965727
they always do, remember their best defense in the league season. they don't have a closer no matter how badly they want to believe its IT4. lol baka, Memeford went from one hawks to to another, the celtics are basically almost the same team except with a slightly better PG. baka, i almost feel bad but 16 rings bitch.
>>74965727
desu i cannot hope we get the celtics enough. literally the only matchup in the first round i can see the pacers taking because of turner and PG being pretty unguardable by them.
also IT is a manlet liability who teague or ellis will score on, so there's that
>>74964922
who tf is this
>>74965774
u ansht.
>>74965758
Coach Koran God
>>74965780
>mfw ellis turns into Mavericks ellis for the 1st round to cuck memeston.
>mfw i have no face.
>>74965807
>mfw lance turns into 2014 lance
>mfw PG turns into PG24
>mfw turner makes horford look softer than charmin
and then we get knocked by lebron again, as is tradition
>>74964904
You already know.
>>74965839
based hinkie
I've been looking more at Westbrook's game last night and highlights don't do it justice.
They were playing with no energy but Westbrook and this guy went off for 28 points in 10 minutes. 5 minutes left in the 4th QT and all of OT.
Scored exactly half his team's points. Accounted for more than 80 points counting points off assists. And shot .525% from the field, 40% from 3 (6-15), 9-11 FT.
This was statistically one of the best games ever yet it that doesn't give it credit.
Watch the whole game here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A6Mu7DXuLHI
Just watching the whole game, live, first time, and seeing them inch closer and closer, seeing them blow it then comeback again, thinking there's no way they're winning, only for Westbrook to just suddenly flip a switch and make a bunch of threes, layups, passes for some threes and layups.
It's breath taking.
>>74965839
Hinkie you're my hero.
MVP MVP MVP
>>74965852
>It's breath taking.
Hello r/eddit
>>74965839
KEK
>>74965852
I'm so glad I didn't turn the TV off.
That was the greatest comeback I've seen in person.
>>74965852
Most impressive thing was he didn't have a single TO after the 1st half. He played the entire 3rd QT, 7 minutes left in the 4th, and all of OT.
Completely dominated OT like crazy, straight bully ball.
samesame everywhere
>>74965860
>Hello r/eddit
>posting reddit: the player
hahaha
>>74965892
>reddit: the player
>>74965902
>le classy spanish assist man
yup. reddit: the player
If you could trade Lebron right now for prime kobe bryant would you do it?
IMO yes, in a heartbeat I would. Cavs championship odds would rise from 3% to 50%+
>>74965902
>>74965919
Kobe was shit.Comparing him with Lebron is just a joke
>>74965931
Oh look, it's another proxy for me to filter.
Bye bye loser.
>>74965931
go kys
rubio is shit
pau got carried by kobe
marc is never going to win a ring
your country is shit.
>>74965931
>kobe was shit
>I started watching basketball after 2010
from 2003-2010 he was basically a god
>>74964948
he rests on defence
>>74965939
>from 2003-2010 he was basically a god
Statpadding and inneficient.The most overrated player in history.He was the Westbrick of his time but at least he could win
>>74965941
He rests down 5 or less with 5 minutes left in the 4th quarter
>>74965946
>thinking we care about your opinion
Daily reminder that Europeans know 0 (zero) about basketball, and never will
based spain BTFOing weststats lmao
Kobe was trash, he's right. Lmao @ Kobe fans, they thought he deserved MVPs in years where he was .500.
>>74965839
based
>>74965971
haters gonna hate
lakers gonna lake
stay mad
>>74965971
>they thought he deserved MVPs in years where he was .500.
and what year was that?
>tfw the celties are getting Gordon Hayward Jimmy Butler, and Paul George this offseason and there's nothing you can do about it
>>74966019
the Celtics are getting a first round exit and that's it
>OKC are the youngest team to be in the playoffs this season
>>74966073
They used to be the 3rd youngest team in the league before the deadline trade. I don't know where they rank now.
Nurkic is the real MVP. Read the whole thread
https://twitter.com/jstnbradley/status/847676110968049664
Been flowin stupid since Vince Carter was on some through the legs arm in the hoop shit
>celtics are 1st seed
>cavs are second
Chip is going to the west this year. Cavs won't even make it out of the east. Raptors are coming out to go against the [spoiler] warriors [/spoiler]
>>74965084
How did he even get this name?
>>74966313
he fucked some slut who then let the world know he has a small dick, pic related
LE DOORSTOPPER PEEPEE MAN
Vince Carter is having a better season than Jr Smith
what vitamin regiment is carter on?
>>74966410
JR Smith is D league tier this year. I've never seen a player fall off this hard in one year.
>>74966566
he's not been that bad, stfu dork
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=07NveuQf7FY
this was fucking cringe
stupid kobe thinking he's Eric Cantona
>>74965966
Yea those Europeans suck at Basketball. Remember the 2004 Olympics and the 2006 FIBA Championships?
>>74966612
it was all over twitter and I still haven't watched it. the screencap just looks retarded
>tfw just went to the strip club for the 1st time ever
>>74966612
Musecage bitch
>>74966772
how fucking beta were you?
>m-m-m-may I have a d-d-dance m'lady?
>>74966772
>strip club
Why didn't you go to a whore house? Probably cheaper a nd you can get your peepee wet
>>74966772
How was it. They laughed at me for having a small dick so I never went back
>>74966772
did you tell the girl that russell westbrook was averaging a triple double and deserves to be MVP and only 4 triple doubles shy of making history? she would have done anything for you after that desu.
>>74965839
Underrated
>>74966782
>>74966802
>>74966805
>>74966875
not bad at all, got my friend a lap dance and spent like 7 bucks on 1 stripper who was dancing on stage and stood on the chair in front of the stage i was sitting in to motorboat me and bounced on my lap
>>74966805
dont just post this all casually and not give a green text, add some basketball in there too senpaitachi, but don't think you're getting away from telling the story.
>>74967014
did your fat lever come out to play when she bounced on you? also was there a vip back area? how do you go about asking for a dance, you just go up to a random girl or what?
>>74967014
you sound like a real virgin
>spending 7 dollars at a strip club
>>74967234
>thinking im gonna go all out on a thursday night when it was my 1st time ever
>tfw we back on top again
>>74967718
>tfw going to the playoffs
feels good
can't wait for based nurkic to injure KD
>>74967718
Second in the east means nothing desu. It is the equivalent of being 8th in the west
>>74967772
>Second in the east
uh, yeah, good thing we're first, then.
>>74965852
>Watching the 4th quarter of that game you linked
>Half the people in the arena left in the middle of the 4th quarter and missed out on one of the greatest games of the season
I absolutely fucking hate that about professional sport events. I fucking hate human beings.
XDDDDDDDDD WE GONNA BEAT THE TRAFFIC XDDDDDDD
Why even go to the fucking game? Do these people even like basketball?
>>74967781
>Celtics
>Not choking
>30 points on 30 FGA/7 FTA
>more TOs than assists
you guys are joking about this dude being the MVP right?
>>74968006
holy shit I just looked at the last five minutes of the 4th
>0-3
>3 TOs
>1 Reb
>0 Ast
>1 PF
LMAO, Westbrook laid a dud like that the pitchforks would be out. Harden's MVP candidacy is clearly a joke.
>>74965259
Randle is not very smart, didn't get blocked but cuold have because he didn't go reverse and use the rim to protect his shot.
My sources tell me that LeBron is teaming up with CP3 next year and joining the Spurs. LeBron is also willing to play the Power Forward position to accommodate Kawhi.
>>74968038
>BUT MUH TEAM RECORD
For real tho, Westbrook or Booker as ISOGOD?
>>74967768
I love you Oreganobro. There is literally no way you's can avoid a sweep that's why i love you 1.5x more.
Sacramento?: Nope
CliHIVppers? Done
Leaqkers? Absolutely nope
Oakland-San Fagcisco? 3 out of 7
Has the period without KD shown how much the Warriors need him?
>>74968645
Yes. They are absolutely vulnerable without a scoring sf covering the pf and c positions, tristan thompson and lebron playing apemond exposed that.
>>74965076
mirotic>nurkic>jokic
/nba/ poll--
Winner of the Eastern, do you take:
a) Cavs
b) The field
>>74968722
cavs 2/3
c's 6/5
wiz lol
>>74965849
>>74965858
>>74965862
>>74965980
>>74966993
>samecow
>juan wall meme from 3 years ago
I hope none of yous are actually putting down cash that CJ and Dame can outscore or make it out of staggered screens set for Thompson and Curbitch
How fucked are the cavs now?
>>74965931
This might be the stupidest thing I've ever read
>>74969029
Bout 3.5mil up currently senpai. Bout u?
The cavs are unironically going to lose against the sixers tonight.
>>74969339
Nuggs, Jazz, Grizz & Thunder games are more important desu.
I'M JUST LIKE DEROZAN
IF I SHOOT IT IT GOES IN
>>74969339
Robert "Clamp God" Covington is gonna hold Lebron to 3-11 shooting.
TNT Bulls could beat basically anyone in a 7-game series.
>>74968987
Shhhhhhhh just let it happen
>>74968987
>staggered screens
so who was behind pic related?
gopiss? clips? weststat fan?
>>74966612
This is something that would appeal to kids probably 20 years ago, but these days thanks to the sexual revolution and easily accessible smut on the internet, all kids are interested in is softcore porn on youtube or real porn.
Oh great it's the time of year when leafs start talking way more shit about the raptors only to lose in the ECF. Only this year it'll be the semi's
>log in to /nba/
>see this post >>74970262
>literally no one has mentioned my rapties in the last 126 posts
>assume it's just some assmad retard shitposting for no reason
>log off /nba/
>>74970353
>calling your team the rapties instead of the Raptors
No wonder they get btfo every year.
>>74970262
>Only this year it'll be the semi's
You mean the 1st round. Cap this.
The cavs are gonna be fine right? I mean the starting 5 have only played 24 games together and they've had no rim protection all year
>>74970353
Stay off my /nba/ hoser
>>74970620
I thought that was what they brought in Larry Sanders for. Is he not playing?
>>74970656
No he's not conditioned enough
>>74970736
I understand that not playing for two years greatly affects you, but if you announce your return to the NBA and have signed on to a team, you gotta get in shape to play when they call your number.
why the fuck does this old hag get her own live show on espn?
>>74971047
Don't talk shit about mommy.
>>74970832
I agree he's in the d league rn but you should at least be able to see minutes if you're gonna sign a contract
>>74971047
>that shirt
She should embrace her curves not shun them.
>>74971142
reminds me of an older alex curry
they both should just let those puppies fly one day
Will men ever get out of the pig stereotype?
>>74971249
I'm not a pig
that's for sure.
>>74971291
Whichever of the two you feel comfortable with
>>74971260
t. pig
You better squeal for me boy
>>74971354
>>74971354
who dis?
Explain yourself Brazil
>>74971354
Isn't posting larrold a bannable offense?
>>74971648
brazil loves LeBron
>>74971047
I would ravage this woman. Do you think TMac has had his way with her yet?
this place is literally re:ddit 2.0
God he it literally the biggest pussy
>>74965165
yes i remember watching this game. Was at the Bulls vs Cavs last night. Fuck Cleveland
>>74971763
Shut up nerd. Real men cry.
>>74965789
Larry Sanders
>>74971673
delete this or else
>>74971763
Broken leg? I would have probably killed myself. Jesus.
>>74971835
>>74971763
Honestly I'm not wishing it on you or anything, but I wouldn't have any sympathy for you if you became a cripple.
>>74971847
>>74971835
>>74971834
Cut it out
How do I become this handsome, charismatic, strong, accomplished and multi-talented?
Basically, how do I become perfect?
SIT DOWN
BIYOMBO
>>74965839
wew lad
>>74971354
literally me
>>74971763
He'd still get a fuckin ring cause the east is whack and the west just can't beat the warriors.
Btw, how fucking terrible is it knowing that the cavs can't play defense...lost 3 in a row...are complete dog shit...and are still going to take the east. Go kill yourselves east coast.
>>74971971
Nah, my celties are taking the east and will lose respectfully to the GOATiors
I wonder if Philly will beat the Cavs tonight.
The most millennial team in the NBA are the _____
>>74972048
Cleveland LeBrons.
>>74971879
pull up and air it out
Notice how non American flags rarely contribute to basketball discussion, its quite a peculiar pattern
>Ivica Zubac Out For Season With Ankle Injury
>>74972048
cleveland bagaliers
>>74972106
here's my contribution, have a nice day bih
>>74972048
cLeveland cavaLiers
Pbu
>>74972055
>>74972157
>>74972204
>>74972244
>LeBron
>born in 84
>millennial
Yeah ok
>>74972308
Yes actually. 84 is a millenial.
>Embiid is ROY
>>74972308
according to the US census, millennials were born between 1982 and 2000.
https://www.census.gov/newsroom/press-releases/2015/cb15-113.html
according to Pew research, born after 1980 and are the first generation to come of age post 2000
http://www.pewresearch.org/topics/millennials/
according to Goldman Sachs, born between 1980 and 2000
http://www.goldmansachs.com/our-thinking/pages/millennials/
the mayo clinic also uses born between 1980 and 2000
http://newsnetwork.mayoclinic.org/discussion/researchers-examine-millennial-generations-learning-preferences-in-medical-education/
>>74972402
THE
Fear da deer
>>74972405
do you have this shit saved in a notepad document? sad!
>>74972446
That's not a dear, that's a nigga
STATUS:
Rockets
Spurs
Cavs
>SHOOK
STATUS:
Warriors
>UN-MOTHER FUCKING-SHOOK-ABLE
>>74965839
John Wall just can't win
>>74972406
MOST
Where were you when the Royals/Thunder broship established?
>>74972737
>Reminder:
LeBron (LeGod) lost on purpose in order to get a second seed in the playoffs.
The Cavs are the favorites to win it all. They will also win in 5 games, tops.
>>74972780
>PIC RELATED
Melo loses 20 pounds in the summer and rejuvenates his career in Miami. If James Johnson can do it at 29 so can Melo.
Dragic
Waiters
Melo
Hayward
Whiteside
Who can stop this?
>>74972873
Melo isn't 29 and doesn't want to leave ny or Jackson would have moved him
just vote
http://www.strawpoll.me/12648568
>>74972887
>no brazil
maybe i'll join and shitpost a little
>>74965276
Rockets will never make it. They may make meme 3's like everyone thinks the Warriors still do, but their defense is not playoff worthy and hopefully the refs won't give Harden a foul when someone thinks about him.
white people stand the fuck up
How mad is /nba/ going to be when we get our SPC finals this year lads?
>>74972873
melo is a lazy bust who gave up a long time ago
>>74965202
Does he do ballet or rock climbing on his spare time? Jesus christ.
>FUCK PAUL GEORGE
>HAVING TWO FIRST NAMES
>>74965184
>>74965148
At the beginning of the year Rubio was parked in the corner with Wiggins/LaVine isoing a ton. Thibs gave him back the offense right around the time LaVine got hurt and he's been in attack mode since.
There's also the fact that he and his family have been going through a lot. Him mom died last year and his grandma died in January. Shit has to be hard been a continent away.
I think all the personal stuff and trade rumors combined with getting to run the team again has him in "fuck it I'm attacking" mode.
And like the guy said, it's always been a confidence issue with Ricky. He's not hesitating at all anymore and the shots are dropping. That's why I actually have hope it's not just a hot streak. How he's shooting the ball and more importantly looking for his own shot is night and day compared to old Ricky.
check these out celshits fans
>>74965946
>statpadding and inefficient but at least he can win.
Just kys my man.
I'm crying rn
>>74973221
Why bro.....
hot OC
>>74971927
based
>>74964938
>>74964925
>>74964904
What's going to happen to this meme if Wall takes the Wizards to the ECF?
>>74973270
He will have defeated mario once and for all.
>>74973270
/nba/ will still spam stale memes
>>74973270
He will be freed, and the Shookening will be solely Jah's burden
This just in: the Spuds will win the championship this season.
>JR Smith says daughter, born 5 months early, 'front of my mind all the time'
We need to waive this mother fucker, his mind is moron basketball and he's holding us back. It's not our key players stinking it up, it's our roleplayers who have regressed.
>>74973389
I hope they extend him for your sake.
>>7497338
his mind is not on basketball*
Harry here, I'm quitting /nba/
>>74973389
that kid is going to be retarded for the rest of her life. there is a 0 percent chance she ends up with even an 80 IQ
apple doesn't fall far from the tree lol
cj mcollum and two first rounders for paul george, who says no? what more does portland need to give to make this happen?
>>74973389
So not trying to be a dick but is she gonna develop fine mentally?
APRIL FOOLS!
>>74973468
waive crabbe and harkless and try to sign him as free agent next season
>kyrie chimping out
Cmon Rapties all I want for my Birthday is a W.
>>74973517
but then he just going to the lakers. i think its worth proving to george he can win with them to get him to sign.
>>74973478
not a chance
>>74973542
happy birthday :)
>>74973573
Thanks bro you too
>>74973542
>tfw derozan tears his ACL on your birthday
http://www.sbnation.com/2017/3/31/15122048/elfrid-payton-hair-shooting-video
>Elfridge Payton's hair literally blocks his free throws
>>74973615
>tfw kyle lowsy breaks his other hand punching a fire extinguisher on your birthday
>>74973624
It also causes him to be off-balance when he shoots. He's literally handicapping himself. Just what I'd expect from the magic
reminder curry hater was banned
>>74973251
dank
>Cavs can't even beat the Sexers
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA /nba/ BTFO HAHAHAA
OKC-SAS
http://grandmastreams.info/1-dark.html
refball in full force tonight for the casv
>>74973740
Who are the champions? That's right bitch.
>>74973777
>refball
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>74973770
silver has to save them. The league has money to make. Watch the refs during cavs games this playoffs, it will be brutal. they need all the help they can get
>>74973764
Im afraid to click
>>74973792
>they need all the help they can get
>>74973807
Based grandmastream anon is providing. No virus.
>>74973819
is lebron done? zero lift on that shot
captcha : cockroach
Time to admit it, 76ers are elite.
>>74973819
surely you arent insinuating the refs favorite player get the raw end of calls?
>>74973850
LeBron doesn't get half the calls he should get. He gets officiated like shaq. Harden is the biggest refbabby in the league anyway
who's this?
>>74973879
>LeBron doesn't get half the calls he should get.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>lebron blocked
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
The LerBon backlash has already started and it's music to my ears.
>>74973740
>>74974005
Lebron tha GOD will win another ring after stomping your shit team in 4 games.
hahahah time for the refs to bail out the spurdos
>>74974005
just sit back and enjoy the sweet sounds
>>74974041
Isn't he under .500 in the playoffs?lol
derozan is such a faggot with these harden foul calls jesus christ
>lebron btfo
>Westbrick BTFO
This is the best day of my life! The best day of my li li li li life
>Celtics losing to the magic
The pressure is in you
>>74974094
Westgod already half way to a triple double you delusional fuck
westempty
Celtics really fighting for that second seed
>pacers fighting for a playoff spot
>can't even beat the lowryless rapties
HAHAHA
>>74974190
Pacers are better even though they are worse.
>playing baby Sabonis
please stop
>>74974190
Even though the raptors are winning, they are really losing.
>>74974225
He's not physically ready for the NBA yet.
Give him a off season of conditioning. He started off the season amazing but doesn't have it in him to play 82 games. He fell off after Christmas.
>>74974190
helps when the refs give derozan free throws for someone breathing on him
>needing to leech off of another sport in another state to be relevant.
What did OKC mean by this?
>>74974244
yup it really does!
>>74974218
honestly solomon hill and george hill gave the raptors a lot of trouble. raptors match up better now.
>>74974266
pacers are a shell of the team they were last year. worse coach, worse point guard, worse depth.
>>74974248
They don't have any other teams in Oklahoma other than the Thunder. So most people there are fans of other states' teams.
>refs are doing their best to keep spurs in the game
>still down 14
LMAO holy fuck JV is a mad man
>>74974248
>Arkansas doesn't have an NBA team
>Oklahoma doesn't have an MLB team
That is how.
Lmao this game means nothing, Rapturds are still going to get swept
>>74974278
Spurs are resting, we actually have the playoffs to worry about unlike the 1st round exit thunder.
>>74965003
truth
>>74974296
No you don't. You will never make it to the second round. Pop is shit now.
>>74974294
>>74974277
>Arkansas
>having anything
Either way, that's pathetic. Even for flyover standards
>>74974296
>resting
>Kawhi played same minutes as Westbrook
The midwest is a useless cornfield shithole. Even the south is better.
Itty-bitty baller are sweet but too expensive tbqh.
>>74974283
he's killing it on dfs
>>74972989
>>74974294
>>Arkansas
Russ3ll W3stbrook back to back threes~
>>74974324
Memphis has no shot at beating the spurs
>lebron gets blocked every game now
>even by scrubs
lmao
it's ogre
ignore this if you want but i won
W 3 S T G O D
>>74974277
Most people here stick with college sports
>>74974248
They have a partnership between the two teams and the ownership are friends with each other.
What's wrong with this? I think more franchises need to do this.
>>74974393
Wow Lebron is only going to get to go to 6 straight NBA finals, exposed!
>>74974411
>not knowing this is Dallas Cowboys country
Westbrook:
>monogamous family man
Harden:
>degenerate strip club goer
How cucked is everyone outside of the based DMV? Rest of the country is pathetic desu senpai
>>74974427
>wanting to be associated with Texans
You are a bad Sooner.
>>74974438
>Westbrook
>about to have a son
>Harden
>probably has had many whores have an abortion
Kawhi been ass for the last two games.
>>74974462
How do you know it won't be a girl
>>74974483
the seed is strong
I find myself always forgetting the cavs have korver and Derrick Williams. When this team is fully healthy and playing like a we'll oiled machine they're gonna be tough to beat
>Spurs getting embarrassed
>activate refball
also
>Kawhi
>14 min
>4/1/1
>Westbrook
>14min
>12/7/6
Remember when some faggot said Kawhi should win mvp ahahahahah
>>74974495
>When this team is fully healthy
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>74974483
>doesn't follow Nina Westbrook's instagram
>>74974412
You're right, more teams should do it.
Keep it within your city though. None of this broship bullshit.
>>74974509
>Has Instajew.
>People unironically think the Cavs are going to not win the finals
How retarded can you get?
>>74974525
glad to see some fellow woke canadians
>>74974567
Cavs wont even be in the conference finals
>>74974578
Cheers bud.
>>74974525
>>74974578
>unironically being canadian
KILL PATTY MILLS
>>74974596
better than being a nigger desu
>>74974596
I hope you're electric wheelchair breaks down in walmart burger.
>>74974600
should have unironically been a flagrant 2
too bad these refs are biased garbage
>>74974483
They had a gender reveal baby shower.
It's a boy.
>>74974645
How do they already know the gender before the baby chooses
>>74974633
>should have unironically been a flagrant 2
I'll just assume every post you make is ironic unless you tell me every time that is isn't. you stupid fucking faggot
>>74974517
irl KC-OKC broship is strong tho.
Been going on for years.
>>74974613
>being racist on an nba discussion board
>>74974663
Kek'ed
>>74974673
found the nigger
>>74974663
>How do they already know the gender before the baby chooses
Don't even joke about that shit.
I'd be fearing this happening to my kid every single night.
>>74974688
I fucking wish bro.
>>74974710
kek no you don't, nigger.
>>74974710
>I wish I was trash
what a cuck
>westbrook
>booker
>harden
>durant
>ibaka
literally how do you stop this team?
hey guys I wish I had no father, no education, and made less money.
so what's thee game to watch? spurs thunder or memes rockets?
>>74974732
Suck my dick.
>>74974777
You can watch both.
>>74974785
ahahaha nigger loving cuck
>>74974746
lebron already stopped them
>Zubac shut down for the season with high ankle sprain
This tank has taken a turn for the worst. I'll see you fags next season.
>>74974785
>dat megan fox thumb
dropped
>>74974777
Bucks/pistons
crowder is a fucking beast tonight
I'M JUST LIKE DEROZAN
IF I SHOOT IT IT GOES IN
>>74974785
>guitar
lmao we found 7kt
>>74974799
Watch it, bub.
Demar is elite
Dekobe dejordan does it again
>>74974808
casual bandwagon. he's being rested for next seasons pre-season
>30 for 30 tying Vinces record
neat
>Cavs up 40 on the sixers tank squad
>Cavs announcers yelling in garbage time like they won the title
lmao
How do we get John Wall on the Pelicans lads?
>>74974826
what's the problem nigger you can't afford paper?
fuck it im watching westbrook, he's having a historical season and i'll tell my grand kids about how i saw him play when im old.
40pts and a 40oz baby.
>>74974866
you're supposed to tell them about seeing him in person you poor ass nigger. they can watch him on shitty youtube streams too
>>74974860
Anthony Davis is the only attractive piece on the pels
#fakenews
>OLA-MEME-PO
>>74974842
LGTSS
>Sports Illustrated NBA Rankings
BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
Wait, Taj is out?
>>74974956
phone posting fag
>>74974965
He's sick.
>>74974965
Yeah
He's sick.
>>74974975
have sex
>>74974860
It would be much easier to get Cousins on the Wiz.
>>74974989
I did. now what tripfag
>>74974980
>>74974981
Thanks, I just got in.
i don't see the spurs making it out of the west. We could see an OKC GSW WCF or a HOU GSW WCF. wewmusecage.
>>74974420
>east
Are we all going to watch the meme game tonight?
>>74975039
I see the Spurs getting shocked in a 1st round matchup with the Griz. Again
>>74975068
>I see the Spurs getting shocked in a 1st round matchup with the Griz. Again
>>74975084
It's very obvious it's gonna happen to us with high basketball intellect who can think for ourselves.
STTAAHHHPP IT SKEEEYUP
>>74975112
Grizzlies aren't as good in previous years, I think they are the worst playoff team in the west
>>74975068
are they going to play them this year? that might be the biggest snoozefest in the world.
give me one reason oubre won't be the next Butler/George/Kawhi
protip: you can't and you're basically fucking retarded
>/nba/ cries about 3 point spam
>calls teams who don't 3 point spam boring
>>74975125
it can happen. The bottom of the west is far from set.
When Kyle Lowry comes back my rapties will be unstoppable!
Believe it!
>>74975153
is it? looks pretty set to me, the nuggets have a hard as fuck schedule look it up, Portland if they dont drop the ball have their 8th seed. And OKC wont lose anymore games but hey shit happens like you said.
Pelicans should be 8th sed but don't tell a non proxy canadian i said that, he'll write a 5 book set on how the nuggets should be there.
>>74975217
I think Portland can pass the Grizz with the way both are playing.
>>74975263
4 games back with 5 games left in the season?lmao
FEER THE DEER
KRIS MIDDLETON SAIVIOOR OF THE BUCKS SEASON
>>74975293
5 games? WTF? Thunder have like 9 games left to play
Get your shit together Thunder
lel thunder can get the 4th seed if clippers shit the bed
W E S T S T A T S
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH H A H A H A H A
My celties are going all the way this year
Wow thunder can't beat a resting pop team sad kawhi mvp
>>74975263
nurkic just broke his leg
>>74975438
>all spuds starters playing big minutes
>resting
>thunder still up
>payton
kek
>>74975460
was it because he stepped on 2 players feet last game? lel, what a faggot.
>people STILL think the celtics won't make the ecf
new thread where?
>Steph Curry on "liking" the B/R Instagram photo of LeBron's "We're just in in a bad spot" quote: "Accident," he assures. "Total accident."
Why the hell do these womyn sidleine reporters ask coaches questions during live play?
why don't you ask them during the break you dumb bitch?
>>74975505
>losing to the bucks at home
really made me think yesterday
>>74975530
Those questions are asked during the breaks retard
>>74975505
>people STILL think the celshits won't get BTFO by the cavs
NEW
NEW
>>74975568
Why is the LEastern conference such trash?
>>74975570
if that's true then why can you hear the game in the background while she asks the questions you dumb fuck
>>74975579
His thread doesn't show up when u search for /nba/
Sage
>TFW they should drug James Harden and throw him into a closet until after the warriors game.
So who agrees with me since this is the only way to make him sit out a game.
YEAH BUCKS
>>74965645
>21 hours ago
>no replies
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