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>Leafs signing a 7 year deal for Zaitsev
Is this good? Hope to god it stays under 4.5 a year

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Fuck you

>shit fans
>shit team
>shit captain(s)
>shit coach
>shit GM
>shit arena
>shit franchise


>SHORKS

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*sips generationally*

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first for winning out

>>74964001
>7 years for a 3rd pairing dman
wew

Craig Anderson is a bad goalie

leafs tbqh

>>74964001
It will carry him through his prime so it will be a decent deal at worst

>>74964015
Thats still a bit rough. Pens, Wild and blues are all good/decent

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doggo

>>74964029
but but his wifes cancer

>Cucks

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>it's a "Getzlaf has a great look in the slot but refuses to shoot and just skates around until he turns it over" episode

>>74964023
He played first pair all season and is now on the second paring.

Still, the price seems high.

>>74964009
>sips secondarily

>>74964043
I love these episodes!

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>Peter — all time lows under my watch. Start thinking you are OFF all other projects other than selling immediate tickets. Drop the CMO title – MARKETING??? Drop the 2017 stuff, how are you making us money??? I lose millions this way . . . you will force us to start laying off dozens of people the day after the season. .

What did he mean by this?

>>74964009
not even the best player on his line

based scheifele outworking kesler

FUCKING KEKS.

FUCK THIS SHIT TEAM

>cucks

>>74964063
>mfw he's only 57

this kike is gonna run the team like one big shabbos goy for the next 2 decades

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>>74964063
To be fair, snes marketing has been fucking atrocious these past few years

Granted Melnyk wants his shekels and cut the marketing budget

>>74964061

He has no business playing in OT, he is too slow to take advantage of the meme format and his passing skill isn't that useful because 3v3 just relies on trading breakways and odd man rushes.

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The Union Army, desu

i would rather have tryamkin than zaitsev i think he's cooler

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>>74964043
Fuck those refs fuck 3v3 fuck flugen or what ever his name was

>ducks

>The oilers take #1 in the pacific
How cucked can the ducks and shorks get?

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>>74964084

>>74963892
Thanks hurribro, good luck getting into a wildcard T B H. Just some light banter you know how it is.

Is Scheifele elite?

Fuck the Ducks LA still runs this state.

>>74964119

How do the oilels plan on getting 3 points tonight? Besides, only the shorks should feel bad if that happens. They have led the division all season long until the shorkening started a couple weeks ago.

>calgary gets swept by analslime
>edmonton only gets 2 wins over st sogay
cap it

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>Sheifele gets his 30th on Scheifele Bobblehead Night
POETRY

>>74964127
no. he's not bad but his linemates take his stats a long way.

if the fucking hurricanes lose to the rebels tonight I swear

>>74964134
There's still 4-5 games left. Easily enough for the Oilers to take #1
>shorks vs cucks in the first round
LOLOLOL

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FLA eliminated
Building a team based solely on analytics
literally throwing your head coach off the bus

>>74964149
Who would choke harder?

>>74964134
They play the ducks, then sharks, then 2 cantpucks

Beat ducks, beat sharks, and beat cantpucks and they're #1

>>74964151
I like them but I hope that leads to the team getting relocated to fucking Kansas for that.

>>74964137
Edmonton is playing Calgary after they win the division so I'm confused by your post

>>74964119
>2 points down
>Anahiem still gets a point
Ducks are still atop the pacific
>>74964133
>missing play offs again
>50+ years to win a cup
Kings only run themselves into the ground

>>74964171
But we run LA puto. We run this city esse. You do nothing.

>Finnish Goaltending

I wish kippers were here

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Guns are for homosexual faggots

>vuvuzelas
why are edmonton fans so obnoxious jc

>>74964200
Fuck you.

>>74964200
I wish you would die from an impacted turd

>>74964177
Not even LA """"""fans"""""" just switch to ducks when they go to the playoffs.
Also county>city

LINESMAN DOWN

>>74964221
>>74964223
Remember, your lives revolve around me, not the other way around

ahaha linesmen down

fuck the zebras

haha get fucked ref

Why are referees so shit? Why dont we just rely on replay tech?

and down go the sharts

>>74964234
>>74964243
>>74964249
>this mad at refs

Get fucked manchildren. Without refs, the game wouldn't even be possible.

The Big Rig strikes again

o well

gg oilels

>>74964271
fuck you limey cunt

Shorks blow it. News at 11.

>>74964266
>Pay some scrub to watch/call replays
Game would literally be better without refs

>>74964261
Because the refs let things go and sometimes call weak penalties to "even it up". This is what the NHL and most hockey leagues are like, and it wouldn't work with "replay tech".

>>74964271
>calling gg this early

no wonder your country is muslim now

>>74964023
if that gets you spôoked you arent prepared for the 8 year deal with a full NMC they are going to give hyman

>>74964275
>win
>still cry anyway

>>74964281
Fuck evening it up call the damn game as it happens.
No more refpuck
No more nhl favoritism
It would be glorious

>>74964279
It would literally be the same thing, but with the refs off the ice instead, and even less accountability for calls.

>>74964288
Well then if that happens I'm prepared to laugh at the laffs until the end of time.

>>74964281
This is retarded are you even listening to yourself

>>74964289
>shitpost like a retard
>get btfo
>"o well"
nuh uh faggot, you dont get off that easy

How are your playoff beards coming along?

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>>74964302
See you in round 1

>>74964303
seems like you take posts on an bhutanese bukkake bulletinboard VERY seriously

>>74964308
>playoff beards
literally pleb tier shit

i grow playoff finger nails

>>74964292
>Fuck evening it up call the damn game as it happens.
I agree, but the NHL powers that be, and most leagues that want to be successful don't as well. "Evening it up" is part of the game they play to keep things exciting for both fan bases.

Refpuck and NHL favoritism would still exist with "replay tech". It would still take a human bean to call the plays, and thus, it wouldn't be objective.

>ottawa could have drafted scheifele
>drafted zibanejad instead
>trade zibanejad for brassard
>brassard sucks

Bryan Murray and Pierre Dorion have made sure that Ottawa will never be good

>>74964323
>he isn't aware of the imminent robot uprising

>>74964299
>if that happens
>if

>>74964301
No, but it's not like the idiots saying "fuck refs, they shouldn't even be needed anymore" aren't retarded. Man children need to grow up and realize it's just a game.

Zaitsev deal is 7 x 4.5

>>74964308
>not playoffs yet

What did he mean by this?

>>74964292
The problem is that most teams don't have a Kane level talent, let alone a McDavid or Crosby. That means you have 25+ owners/GMs that are content with shit refereeing because it helps them more than it hurts them

>>74964328
The Sens are an insult to the team that they are named after.

>14 (fourteen) goals in their last 9 (nine) games
>playoff spot not clinched
>Laffs 2 points back
>Ruins 3 points back
>only team currently occupying a playoff berth with negative goal differential
>key player injuries fucking everywhere
Is there a bigger dumpster fire team than the Snes right now?

>>74964328
All they fucking had to do to secure the rest of this season was pick up a fucking goal-scorer at the deadline. I said I'd hold my judgment until I saw some action, but almost a month later, fuck you Dorion, your trades were fucking worthless.

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>>74964350

But part of shit refereeing is preferential superstar treatment
>Crosby looks at ref after opponent skates in his general vicinity
>arm goes up

>opponent scores
>arena plays some shitty song about how it doesn't matter

youre still a manlet pavelski

>>74964330
So than people blame the "sliders"/programming of the robot. No matter what, fans will find a reason to complain. Many calls are made/not made that fans disagree with, and these would still exist with a robot because there are too many close calls.

They could replace linesman easily enough though.

SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR

IT'S NOT OVER YET

i dont know if im going to wake up tomorrow lads

>>74964367
fuck off you're not allowed to enjoy this comeback

>>74964367
ready to get btfo again?

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>>74964308
had it for about three years now

>>74964353
Not even the fucking cantpucks and Avs are this bad. The Sens will be the worst team to make the playoffs in a good while. They are so bad they will get swept in 1 game and that's not even possible.

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CAPTAIN AMERICA

>zibanejad breaks leg
>31 points
>brassard plays every game this year
>37 points

Ottawa

>>74964371
>>74964374
calm down madmonton

you know you're still going to win anyway
let us have this moment please thankyou

>>74964360
That's more to do with being a superstar in an important American market (inb4 Shittsburgh; they are a tipping point, where if they fail, many more will fall). McDavid doesn't get that kind of bias. The refs have to let alot go with him because otherwise the Oilers would always be on more pps then their opponents.

>>74964378
genuinely gross
t. girl

>>74964361
Oilers home games play the worse goal scoring music. They should axe the entire broadcasting crew and arena media staff.

>>74964397
>us
youre the only sharts fan here

>>74964402
don't care have had a gf for over 6 years

>>74964417
post her pic

>>74964417
>4:30 am
>shitposting on 4chan
sure buddy

>>74964360
Crosby is a whiny bitch but the refs ignore many penalties they could call on his opponents. If they still called it like they did in 2005-06 Crosby/McDavid level players would draw so many 5x3s you would throw up and shit at the same time

>>74964400
delusion

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tfw newfag reddit hockey "fans" think the "playoff beard" is something you have going into the playoffs, like a mask/costume. Fucking casuals; the beard growth relates to your playoff success, you don't go in with a full beard.

>>74964430
don't care if you don't believe me desu

>>74964434
t. doesn't watch Oiler games

McDavid gets hooked/held every other play. Refs only call it if the other team has had more pps or if it is in a good goal scoring chance.

>>74964439
1993

>>74964446
btfo

again

>>74964431
>ignore many penalties they could call on his opponents
>slash player's finger off
>no penalty despite obvious blood
>player is out for weeks
>no supplementary discipline
>complain about penalties not being called on his opponents
Kill yourself.

>>74964450
delusion

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>Red Deer won

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>74964458
w/e it was over when >you scored the third

was a gg n e way

going to sleep

goodnight lads

>>74964463
I blame Wong for contracting >laffs disease

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>>74964468
night m8

>>74964455
>i measure my cups by how many the teams from my country have won

t. bandwagoning American "fan"

kys

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the cycle begins anew

>>74964468
goodnight friend, check your closet

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going to be indersding to see how much shit mcgaykiid takes in the ploffs

reminder that medicine hat are literally /ourguys/

For real though Pavelski is pretty insane at tipping pucks. Bet he'd be decent at boreball

>>74964490
lel i lived in med hat for 20 years

fuck that place and fuck the tigers

>calgary fucking swept by VAGINA
LMAO

>>74964473
When I was at the Saturday game it was obvious as fuck that Estefan no longer fucking cares about hockey.

Just fucking blow this team up again or Kisio is going to bail.

Which team missing the playoffs would be more comedy gold? Broons or Laffs?

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>that one guy with a gustavsson jersey in nashville

>>74964516
Broons, then Laffs swept 1st round

>>74964516
leafs. literally the entire canadian media has their balls on the line going full blown "canada's team"

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>the night's hockey has ended and i am yet again left in darkness, alone in bed, with absolutely 0 gfs

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good night /hoc/

make sure to have a glass of water before bed

>>74964543
ill be ur gf but im a 400 lb man who is a registered sex offender

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reminder that the last wild card spot is ours

>>74964550
I'm OK with this
As long you knock out the Laffs

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He's your rookie of the year, right /hoc/?

>>74964558
>no multiple hattricks
some rookie you got there

>>74964558
zach hyman is the best rookie and deserves the calder

>>74964558
hes my bf

>>74964558
>>74964567
Teemu Selanne remains the greatest rookie of the year and none of you fucks can change my mind. GO JETS!

>>74964558
marner will take votes away from busthews and laine will end up winning because of it.

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remember this guy?

>>74964617
lit senpai

>Red Wings were swept in the season series by a Tampa team that might not even make the playoffs
Wew lad

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McDavid's goal tonight was a fucking beauty, lads.

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Discuss

>>74964638
im an old man anon i cant read that shit

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>tfw greatest player in the world

>>74964638
not evn going to read it desu haha

>>74964638
didnt even read the first word.
how long do you think this person took to type all that?

>>74964638
i aint readin that shit

>>74964653
Connor! McDavid! Connor McDavid!

I unironically became a mod of a fairly sizable subreddit last night. AMA.

FOR
R
E
E

>>74964701
Is it a subreddit for some niche homosexual fetish?
I bet it's a subreddit for some niche homosexual fetish.

>>74964701
do you make the same as jannys?

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>>74964653
I love how stoked he gets when his teammates score. Top shelf captain, son.

>>74964773
If you ever need a laugh, go here

http://hfboards.hockeysfuture.com/showthread.php?t=2133011

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>>74964701

Hot pockets or lean pockets?

>>74964799
>>74964718
>>74964716
AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHH

Yesterday I orgasmed, farted and sneezed at the same time and it was literally one of the best experiences of my life.

>>74964523
But Broons for the thrid year in a row despite having some elite players.

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>>74964824

Touch a nerve there?

>>74964523
>the entire canadian media
rogers wins again friend :^)

>>74964869
and cbc

>>74964876
defund the cbc

>>74964876
hnic is run by rogers

>>74964879
and?

>>74964889
Fuck you faggot that's what

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Welp, the next couple days will be a test on my power levels. Wish me luck, boys

>>74964889
>spend billions buying all the hokkei rights in canada
>gut all local coverage of other teams
>shill laffs/craptors/gays as >canadas team
>open cheques written out at will
>they all get btfo routinely
lovin every laff

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>Tranpa Gay
>Bombston
>Getting the last wildcard
Uh- no.

>>74964951
Fuck yes based Canes

>>74964951
>>74964973
Gonna eat some Raising Cane's while I shitpost about the Canes.

Why does sn/tsn get the worst commentators and get btfo by fox and nbc?

>>74964787
That was pretty much the reaction here too. Then he leads the team straight to the playoffs.

Moral of the story, see
>>74963987

>>74964999
Because Rogers is a little bitch of a company.

>>74964951
It's kind of nuts how the three of them and the Laffs Justin keep winning.

>>74964999
>he rates emrick above based cuthbert

Wow they weren't kidding, this is the worst general on the board

>>74965063
They can go fuck himself. I fucked they's mom last weekend.

>It's a Giroux can't get a goal/assist in a high score game episode

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>>74965063
This thread isn't even that bad, you should see some of the offseason threads.

Also, pic related.

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Just want to get something off my chest.
>make OP
>Norge gets digits multiple times
>rebbit poster is completely ignored
I was working my shit job for the last thread so I am going to pretend like it did not happen while I watch the recaps.

Great lakes-Baltic Sea-Northern Sea friendship when?

Does anyone else hit themselves in the head occasionally in hopes of developing some savant ability?

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Can they win the Pacifshit?

>>74965174
Sure. Especially now that the Shorks are Shorkening.

>>74965174
>vs Ana
>@LA
>@SJ
>@Van
>vs Van

It all comes down to the Anaheim game on Saturday.

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>>74965163
No? Are you trying to become Freddie?

Glad to see http://hocmemedatabase.imgur.com/ has gotten some visitors. Sorry Canada is such an asshole

If there is any justice in the world desu the pongs will repeat

>>74965245
If there's any justice in the world you'll get hit by a bus

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>>74965219
So no

>>74965413
>choke to the jests
No u

>>74965413
Careful, ducks tend to choke

>>74965440
The tying goal was goaltender interference and 3v3 is a meme

>>74965219
That's pretty hilariously convenient that they only play the Pacific.

Is there any place in Canada where no one likes ice hockey?

>>74965457
>it's hilariously convenient that a team plays its division a lot down the stretch in a league where the playoff seeding is based on divisions

>>74965458
Jamaica

>>74965472
Well yeah, Pacific teams are like 100% playing against their own division.

Central, Atlantic and Metro have a healthy mix.

>>74965505
>hey we should make these teams from the west coast fly all the way to the east coast for one game late in the season rather than scheduling them against the teams they're fighting for playoff spots with

>>74963987
Seriously though why don't teams sign MAX three year deals with players

>>74965520
People seem to forget about logistics

>>74965532
Why would any team sign a no movement/trade clause not dependant on performance?

>>74965532
>Seriously though why don't teams sign MAX three year deals with players

Because if he's a UFA/pending UFA he's going to get 7 years from someone and if he's an RFA signing him long term keeps his cost down.

>>74965564
Not if every team does 3 year maxes

>>74965609
That's collusion and the NHLPA would demolish the NHL if they did it

>>74965630
>Now no jobs for hockey players
really smart move

>>74965641
They'll start their own league, with blackjack and hookers.

>>74965520

Leastern shitters think all the Western teams can take bus rides or one hour flights for every road game like they do

>>74965641
Demolish in the courtroom.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Major_League_Baseball_collusion

The guy that ran the MLBPA during all of these incidents now runs the NHLPA

>>74965458
Richmond

There are simply not enough darkies in the NHL.

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Thoughts?

>>74965816
I would destroy that pusy.

>>74964353
Inb4 they lose their playoff spot to Carolina

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I really hope all this shorking recently means they are saving their energy for the play offs
But just because they have clinched their spot doesn't mean they still shouldn't try playing better when they lost embarrassingly against Preds and Stars

>>74963987
First, you get the puck.
Then, you get the power.
Then, you get the women.

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>>74965709
>tfw want the "big one" to hit and the tsunami sinks richmond into the fraser river and all the chinks drown

It pucks the hockey on its skin or else it gets the rags again

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If I more pucks on seventeen times will they shift ???

ice hockey is shit

>>74966398
Shut up Josi

Morning

>>74966497
Morning

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>tfw saving energy for the playoffs

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>finns waking up

>>74966648
Goodbye faggot

>>74966648
where are you going?
can i come?

>>74966657
>>74966665
is it still snowing in finland?

we're supposed to get 10 more centimeters of snow today.

>>74966852
its still below freezing every day but hasnt snowed in a bit

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This snake is drinking some Indian brand of Water. Is he doomed?

>>74964799
LOL

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>Shorks

If Nashville loses to Minnessota tommorow and the Kings win the Coyotes, even if they lose today's game against the Canucks, they are theoretically within playoff range. So what would the official Kings elimination day be?

>>74967043
what

>>74967140
what didn't you understand?

>sharts

>>74967180
>rsssia

>>74967200
>alburna

I have to admit, Alberta's anthem is pretty catchy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tCBaOMBQFzU

>>74967225
So are the ISIS tunes, doesnt make Alberta any better than ISIS

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>>74967302
>So are the ISIS tunes

>>74967302
huomenta my friend


welcome to /eurohoc/

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Finally weekend guys!

18 degrees outside (celcius)
Hometown team in game 5 semifinals playoffs
Lots of hokkei in the late night too
Feels great

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>>74967302
>so are isis tunes

>>74967337
Their anthem is really catchy

t. eri

>>74967319
>>74967337
>not liking middle eastern music

plebeian

>>74967331
>18 degrees outside (celcius)

WOW, DON'T FORGET TO PUT SUN PROTECTION ON

>>74967351
18 degrees celcius is fairly uncommon in march/april in Denmark

>>74967358
another gift from the oil industry!

>>74967351
>tfw I have albinism and am able to get sunburned in 18°c

>>74967358
Dont reply to him Denmark. He feeds on (You)s

That first sip of the day

>>74967372
actually I was wrong, the sun is the sun, I was trying to make a joke on the heat. But I assume he indeed mentioned it because of how sunny the day must be.

>>74967381
if you mean coffee, I know what you mean jonne

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>>74967381
Aaaaah...Refreshing.

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>>74967381
What ya drinking Jussi? Bonaqua?

>>74967405
What other refreshing beverage would he be drinking?

>>74967416
Im just making sure my fine Fin friend didnt go insane. They have a tendancy to drink beer far to early, remember?

>>74967432
As long as that 95% water is all Bonaqua, he's good.

>>74967375
Aah, makes sense looking at the replies
Thanks Canadabro

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reminder

>>74967459
I dunno why he cant just fuck off like Armenia. Debbies arent even a playoff team

>>74967450
don't believe him. I am a good poster and a good fellow and you know it Dane.

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>tfw have a few posts with guaranteed (you)s planned

@74967624
Good try pekka. I just wont give (You) to any Finns now.

>>74967661
Give me (you)

>>74967679
>>74967624
have some in advance, here

>>74964638
You have to go back

>>74967302
>ISIS tunes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3S3zuHRqlk

>>74967721
are you the slovak Devils fan?

>>74967736
Devils and Sharks because I am a masochist

@74967679
Best I can do is a upvote

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Finland, I am all out of finnish (you)'s. I need a refill before I can give you any I'm afraid

@74967761
Now this is autism

>>74967746
two teams?? I like VlasiCH from the Sharks. Do you have family in Jersey? I do, that's why I support.

>>74967761
My god now that is autism

>>74967767
I picked Devils because of Brodeur and Sharks because of Thornton over 10 years ago.

>>74967774
how didn't you pick Sabres because of Hasek?

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>>74967761
Have one.
Interesting idea, might have to do something like this myself.
I love numbers.

>>74967783
Because Czechs and Slovaks were big rivals

>>74967799
my mistake then, I thought Hasek was slovak.

grease is fuckign dumb and doesnt even watch hokkei

>>74967805
here's a you my friend, I don't have a problem giving them, they are free and I am not obsessed by them.

@74967764
@74967769
Have to make sure I'm not getting used ;^)

@74967797
Thank you. I hope you find it interesting if you do!
And sorry for not giving one back. But I would like to save it for when it's really needed

>>74967761
You have 35 (You)'s ready for me in stock?
I'm honored

>>74967814
That means you have been way too loose with your (You)'s
Tighten it up

>>74967814
This pretty much what the finn said tbf
But I don't mind giving some of them back., so I'll keep an eye out for danish posts

Pavel DatsyukVerifierat konto @Datsyuk13 9 timför 9 timmar sedan
Mer
Congratulations to Henrick Zetterberg on the 900 career NHL point!

>datsyukian spelling

>rags

>>74966648
this is the most recent American post. yuroscum are ruining /hoc/

>>74967822
>>74967831
I'll step up my game

>>74967863
I imagine it's very early in US/Canada atm?
It's useally like this at this hour, from I see

>>74967872
Are you the dane that was going to try and get some tickets for the NHL games in Stockholm next season? If so, did you get them?

>>74967863
/eurohoc/ is objectively the best /hoc/. Whoever doesn't agree hasn't been here much.

>>74967872
Dont listen to them Dane. I value your (You) and hope you continue to distribute them as you have been

>>74967863
Yeah unlike the last thread which was full of people arguing about water

>>74967914
>Implying this isn't /water/

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>>74967914
I'm sorry I missed that discussion. Would you like to argue with me about wheats?

>>74967921
Rye is the bes

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>>74967761
I have couple to spare

>>74967932
nothing competes with sour dough you commie

>>74967934
Thanks, have one back at you :)

>>74967938
>he doesn't know about rye sour dough
Sad!

>>74967959
rye sourdough sounds heavenly.

what are the best cheeses from funland and sweden?

>>74967968
I hope you give it a try if you stumble upon it some day

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/V%C3%A4sterbotten_cheese

This cheese made into a cheese pie is pure heaven. Not sure if it's available in USA at all though tbf.

>>74967994
my girlfriend has a bread maker so I'll make sure I try it. and I live in amish country and those fuckers make all sorts of crazy cheeses so there's a chance they'll have that, especially since it's cow's milk. if germans like it they'll definitely have it

>>74967879
I am!
And.. They were/are available, but I had a look through the total cost with travel, hotel and ticks (with decent seats); I'm trying to motivate my friends to come along, but neither of them cares for the long travel combined with the cost to watch those two teams
Looking bad atmo :(

>>74967893
Thanks a lot Canadabro! I'm happy to hear that!

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Hmmm

>>74968007
Nice, I hope you'll like it!
I doubt they'll have it honestly, "Västerbotten cheese is produced only by Norrmejerier, at the dairy in Burträsk." (from the wiki article). It's the same thing as with parmesan cheese, parma ham etc. They're the only ones who are allowed to make it really.
No idea how popular it is in Germany. But who knows, maybe they do have it or something like it.

Other good xheeses are
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Herrg%C3%A5rdsost
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pr%C3%A4stost

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>>74968037
I've had the first one and the second one sounds interesting
>Prästost is sometimes soaked or cured in whisky or other spirits; Saaland Pfarr is one such whisky-soaked variant.[2] A version of prästost aged for 12 months and cured in Absolut vodka has been marketed as VODCheese

>xheeses
very progressive of you not assigning genders to your cheese!

>>74968023
Oh, that sucks!
I don't know if you know. But the cheepest tickets are sold out. So the ones left are at least 1000 kr or something like that. I imagine the total cost adds up to quite a sum

I found out that I had signed up to work that exact weekend just before ordering tickets. And when I had finished doubting if I should get tickets anyways all the cheepest ones were gone..

>>74968043
Oh, cool! I had no idea it was available abroad at all.

Hey, don't make me take away your gender!

>>74968070
I probably had it in Switzerland to be desu

>>74968087
Okay. Wouldn't have guessed that they got it either. We're not that well known for cheese for all I know.

If you want to try something different you could see if you can find brunost/mesost or prim/messmör.
The first one is a hard cheese made of milk and whey, the second one is whey only I believe and is a spread. They have a very different flavor since they're boiled so that the sugars in them gets caramelized

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brunost#Varieties

NEWS NEWS NEWS

Elias is retiring

>>74968109
hhof yay or nay?