hocaqua edition
Real thread with good OC.
Great post!
This is the real thread
>>74961642
This is a good edition.
>>74961620
>>74961620
Real thread
>>74961682
fuck off pedo enabler
>>74961682
>mild thread
no thanks
>>74961682
Earlyfag threads pls go
>>74961682
genuinely wrong
>>74961682
'no'
why
>>74961712
>unironically supporting the islels
why
>>74961712
because they didn't let them play the rags 82 times a season
maybe next year
>>74961712
AHL TIME
>>74961712
Just accept it and hopes it's over real quick.
>>74961682
Nope
I'm banning everyone in the shittisota thread
>>74961743
Doing gods work
Feels good to be in the superior thread lads.
>MN pedos mad at based bonaqua
Truly a cancer on America. Canada, do you want that shithole?
>>74961743
SUPERB post
try and tell me why Kiprusoff isn't the best Finnish keeper of all time
protip: you can't
also excellent thread here gent
>>74961772
Rask exists
>>74961766
No thanks. Minnesota used to be good for cheap shopping at Mall of America and Target but now that our dollar is shit they're no good to us anymore.
>>74961766
Even Canada doesn't want them. They are hated by everyone.
one of the linesmen is wearing 66
who the fuck does he think he is
>>74961766
hell no. just sink and add another great lake, everybody wins
Reminder that we are the most hydrated thread in this board. Drink plenty of Bonaqua,
Korpisalo is looking good finally.
Fucking yay.
>>74961786
>Rask
all day breakfast doesnt serve mcgriddles
POST
PREFERRED
BEVERAGE
HERE
>>74961766
too many somalis
>>74961809
In America they do.
>>74961799
ho-sang wanna BE
Anaheim """"powerplay""""
>>74961807
>poopa rask
>>74961809
what's the point then? can you get the pancakes at least?
>>74961809
>needing anything more than endless hashbrowns
fuck ohio and fuck their reddit team
FUCK OUR PLAYOFFS OUR DEAD YOU CANDY CANE FUCKS
>mfw earlyfag minnesota shitter gets cucked out of his own thread
what a state of LOSERS!
>>74961822
freedomland does it right
>>74961828
Rask is the best Finnish goaltender in the league right now.
>>74961811
tfw to intelligent to drink water
>>74961847
Stay hydrated friend.
>>74961847
excellent post
reminder to NOT give the earlyfags attention. we starved kippers to death, we can starve them too.
>>74961867
t. aethelwulf from the 9th century
It's storming outside lads. Should I catch some rainwater to drink?
>>74961897
fantastic
>>74961897
Gross, that's how you get diseases and shit. It's all dirty.
>>74961897
Do it la
>>74961920
but i didnt stock up on bonaqua. and tap water is dangerous
>>74961920
>diseases and viruses living in clouds
>>74961934
>fallout out
>industrial effluence
show how much you know
>>74961933
I'd send you a box of the good stuff if I could.
>>74961934
are you retarded
>>74961951
Thanks friend. You're the cool norwegian. The other one is posting in the FAKE thread
>>74961950
Go get rain-aids how about that buddy
Laughing SO HARD at Minnesota Wild.
>>74961977
according to your numbers, I must do as you say
Well Done...
>The Blackhawks are going to blow the fuck out of both Trump's America, the Least Coast and America's Hat all at the same time by continuing their dynasty and winning the Stanley Cup again this year.
These Rauner ads trying to blame the democrats for his mess. Ha.
>>74961642
>>74961844
>Derpicanes
>I5LANDER5 scored 1
C-Comeback?
Just opened this meme for the first time. I'll be able to learn it in time for the exam next week right?
Yes, is this /hoc/? You ordered 8 gallons of Bonaqua?
>>74962013
fuck off you only turn on your trip when your team is winning faglord
Jesus christ get just to the top the forget how to hockey....
Have a player going through a slump? Just play Ottawa!
Craig Anderson is fucking trash
>>74962047
please, god, pour it right on my throbbing cock
>>74962045
>Got whole semester worth of reading to do in a month
God why do I do this to myself?
>>74961712
Cappy wouldn't bring up the master Jew onto the team early into the season
>>74962057
craig anderson is known quitter, can't trust him
On behalf of blots, I apologize for **our** rookies. They're new and fighting too often.
>>74962066
ho-sang dubs confirm
seriously tho, cappy would have ruined him too or refused to play him at all. certainly would never have seen PP time
>>74961934
>Have dream that I could ice skate like a pro
>Wake up and realize I am still shit at it
Feels bad lads
>"hssssss what issssss thisssss filth. I assssssked for bonaqua"
>>74962093
Also, Jews are everywhere in the Barclays. It's like rats. They're anywhere, and you see their 1/2 bra on the head too. Also fuck cappy and snow. Losing okposo was fine, but losing Martin is what made this team lack
>>74961620
all the funny posts are in this thread
Can I get a quick rundown on this Bonaqua meme
>>74962105
Skating isn't hard. Just put one foot in front of the other and slide.
>Steve Mason is 3rd all time in Flyers goaltenders for wins
God this franchise has a depressing history...
>Scorey perry
>>74962136
legendary long lost birthplace of pulju
>>74962136
Top-tier beverage and meme.
>>74962105
How do you get to Carnegie Hall? Practice practice practice!
>>74962146
You guys never won against the islanders in 1980 with the better record coming in lel
>>74962146
could be worse, pick related is 2nd in all time coach wins for the isles
>>74962136
>2136
>Top-tier beverage and meme.
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>>>74962105
>How do you get to Carnegie Hall? Practice practice practice!
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unfunny forced reddit cuck meme
ignore and report
>>74962146
You still have two reasons why you are better than many other teams.
>>74962169
>its a place
>its a sunbelt state
Hello Biosteel here i come
>>74962105
Don't worry bro, your racial talent is falling down hills really good
>>74962136
Meme player named Puljujarvi drinks Bonaqua, is seen with it a lot, so we made his drink a meme
We're basically Pulju's bitches
>>74962153
>>74962190
t. pedosota earlyfag
>another meme for meme player
>>74962065
a month is plenty of time.
Matlab in a week? Ya, sure. I'm guessing the course in an introductory one anyways, so probably not that much difficult content. You should be able to pull off a passing grade if your not complete tard.
Ignoring all history or records and based solely on location, which team would you relocate?
Anaheim needs to go. Spics are worse than Finns.
>>74962186
The team never had a good coach other then al. It's sad
>>74962197
Made me chuckle
>>74962266
Move the hurricanes to Saskatchewan just to have a meme team, and the islanders to salt lake city
>>74962258
Not the same guy. I just replied to the Matlab poster
>>74962266
Toronto needs to be divided into two teams
>>74962266
Phoenix to Seattle
Brooklyn (Islanders) to Kansas City
>>74962266
carolina hurricanes to guam, so they can keep the name
>>74962190
geez, i guess thats what you get for trying to help someone stay positive. love you too, /hoc/.
>>74962266
Relocate the Toronto Maple Leafs to Quebec City just to piss EVERYONE off.
who /oilers/ here?
>>74962297
>>74962297
God Damn right
>first American team to win the Stanley Cup
Welp hitting the sheets. Night /hoc, stay hydrated.
>>74962339
Good niģht Norge <3
>>74962339
good night, friend
>>74962339
good night norwaybro, sleep tight, love you
>>74962338
Modern Metropolitians team would be sick
they might have to rename the metro division to avoid confusion though, kek
>>74962338
Seattle deserves a team, but should be gassed from the hipsters
>>74962339
good night, and may bonaqua bless you with no pedosotan dreams
>>74962339
May you reach the peak and fall swiftly yet accurately
>>74962335
WE WUZ DIENASTY AN SHEEEEIT!
>>74962358
nah, fuck it
let 'em be confused
>>74962339
Natta venn.
>>74962335
What a fucking bandwagoner. He was a toronto fan 2 years ago.
eat shit san jose
>>74961815
Are you talking about Ottawa?
An Ottawa police officer is being charged with manslaughter because he beat a somali to death for sexually assualting women and then running from the cops.
B A S E D
A
S
E
D
>>74962405
Drake is the Canadian Snoop Dogg. He's a "fan" of every team ever.
>>74962405
there are no *real* toronto fans
>>74962290
that probably depends on what you're studying then
>>74962375
that's the isles if anything
>>74962423
Minnesota has like 100,000 Somalshits
I love my team no matter what happens
>>74962443
Black people don't actually follow the team. They just like the colors.
>obviously
>Gene cut his hair
What a mistake.
how did the stars get so bad so fast
>>74962466
>finnish goaltending
>>74962460
I sat next to Snoop Dogg at a Ducks game once, he smelled like shit and didn't know anything about hockey. He was too fucking high to even follow the puck. Then next year he was a kongs fan.
>>74962466
decided to gut their defense and see if it made them better. it didn't.
also benn is a shit captain that can't lead that team
>>74962448
>that's the isles if anything
What are you implying? That the Oilers weren't a dynasty or that the Isles are more nigger?
>>74962466
>let 2 decent defencemen walk in free agency with no replacements
>rely on >finnish goaltending
>>74962465
Who the qt
how the wild get so bad so fast
>>74962478
You ain't sit next to no Snoop Dogg, motherfucker.
>>74962394
lol, true that
i like the christmassy colours too, better than mini soda's colours
>>74962497
my gf
>>74961743
>>74962479
>>74962507
started a franchise in pedosota desu
I am the greatest defenseman in EASHL history. None of you fucking nerds could ever fuck with me.
>WILD
WTF
>>74962513
Nice work man, tongue punch her fart box for me
>>74962450
Sounds like South Keys in Ottawa
>>74962490
that the isles have nothing to show for since '84 and they'll resort to muh dynasty when called out for it
hello is this the make fun of the mild thread?
nuge is so fucking shit
somebody threw a rubber ball out on the ice in the boston-dallas game right at cody eakin and he launched it back into the crow with his stick. the officials blew the play dead immediately. hahahah
who /clubseatsatXcel/ here?
@xxxxxxx529
>please give me you's!
grow up
>>74962538
go back where you came from.
>>74962558
THE FIX IS IN
>>74962466
they weren't that good to begin with
>jackets playing like ass and trying to hold on for another boring 1-0 win
can we stop doing this please
>>74962558
>expecting a bunch of drunk micks to behave
>>74962585
poo jackets EXPOSED
>>74962572
Where would that be
dekeyser did a laine
Why the fuck did Edmonton let the Sharks score?
Can somebody fucking beat Bombston? Jesus christ.
>blue jackets are winning
>"b-but they arent winning the right way"
kys canes fags
Longest postseason drought - Hurricanes (7 seasons)
Longest postseason series win drought - Panthers (19 seasons)
Longest Stanley Cup final drought - Maple Leafs (48 seasons)
Longest Stanley Cup drought - Maple Leafs + Blues (48 seasons)
Closest approach without winning - Canucks (1 win)
Most finals appearances without winning - Blues (4 seasons)
Which team is the most JUST
>niederreiter hasn't scored in 16 games
>scores two already
Anderson fucking sucks
Start Condon
>>74962637
nuge did one of his patented chip it along the boards right to the other team moves
>>74962658
>Most finals appearances without winning - Blues (4 seasons)
3 appearances actually
>>74962658
Leafs.
>>74962658
Laffs of course
>islels
lmao i guess they didn't really want to make the playoffs
>>74962658
Laffs
canes unable to score on
>finnish goaltending
J U S T
>>74962658
blues finals appearances are basically void because of the retarded system back then
COREY
P
E
R
R
Y
H E
E
D I D
I
D
I T
T
60 POINTS MOTHERFUCKERS, SUCK MY FUCKING TITTIES
elite hockey brain, so much smarter than any of you dumb fucking banana heads
>>74962682
it should be noted that back then the format guaranteed an expansion team to make the finals, so it's very much a tainted record
Why does Jordan Staal blow so many cocks?
FUCK YOU KORP
>>74962658
>the canucks have been within 1 win 2 different times.
I would kill myself desu. The world would be a better place if they beat the bruins in 2011 desu
>>74962719
good bad team player
>>74962719
early thread BTFO
FINNISH FUCK POWER BLOW ME /H/ RASKKKKKK
>>74962737
Those word pairings are opposite
RASK
HOLY SHIT
>>74962720
it guarantees it now too
Ducks are playing so damn good this month.
WHO CAN STOP THEM!?
canes tie it! they could use a playoff appearance to boost fan support
>>74962658
Leafs < Olli Jokinen
>>74962731
timmy t said no unfortunately :(
SCARRRR
PNC IS LOUD WTF ARE WE NOT MOVING?
RASK
A
S
K
fuck you san jose
>>74962769
if i remember correctly boston got away with some shaddy shit in that series. Like blatantly attacking the sedins and not getting penalties
>>74962784
You're oging to lose to them in the first round.
>>74962802
>McJuiceNugget
>Losing
>>74962802
Only because RNH and Eberle are shit
>>74962772
Plz no move I need this. It's the only reason I go to Raleigh
laffs reportedly signing a literal who to a 7 year contract
when will this meme franchise LEARN?
>>74962731
but then we wouldn't have had the riots
this is by far the memeiest timeline, i love it
>>74962233
Scorey perry times 2
>>74962798
it was a dirty series all around. canucks were suffering worse in with injuries they had nothing left in game7
>>74962769
outscored the canucks 23-8 in that series. excluding game 3 in which the bruins equaled the canucks entire goal output for the 7 game series (8), they still outscored the canucks by nearly a 2:1 ratio, at 15-8.
>>74962817
eberle and lucic arent too bad lately, rnh just caves that line with his soft lazy play
Oilels are a one man team, would be so fucking shit without McShithead
>>74962822
true. boston winning a cup just doesnt sit right with me though. At least kesler didnt win
reminder why vancouver should burn
>>74962758
This month? No one. It's the next month >we gotta worry about
Fucking great atmosphere in Carolina. Hope they pull this win off.
>>74962798
shaddy is not a word and the canucks employed an otherwise useless player that concussed the bruins best goal scorer that season with a blindside hit.
at least 3 points ahead of the pongs now
I swear to god if we choke home ice
OT COME ON BOYS WEVE GOT IT THIS TIME
>over optimistic hurricuck fan
CAR goal given to Skinner.
>>74962864
>shaddy is not a word
Fucking kill yourself. SHADY! You happy?
>>74962880
We can't lose OT this many times right?
>>74962880
>unironically rooting for you guys
>>74962864
Was it Rome who laid the hit?
>>74962844
The whole pacific division is either shit or a one player babby team. The only exception is possibly the Ducks and they're at best a two player babby team (Kesler and Getzlaf)
>>74962885
GOAT
You guys remember that time when McCuckold called a seemingly random player a coward for not fighting one of the Edmonton goons in McCuckold's honor?
What a fucking bitch nigga
>>74962878
you can't choke if you're not expected to win in the first place
>>74962466
>Team is all offense and very little defense and goaltending
>Let what little defense there was walk
hannu toivonen
BASED CANES !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
HANIFINNNBBBBNHUFSFHJ
HANIFIN
HOLY SHIT
GET FUCKED JAGGITS
>blowjobs
Ottawa will be by far the weakest team in the playoffs
Agree or agree?
>>74962731
>The world would be a better place if they beat the bruins in 2011 desu
No it fucking wouldn't have
Don't revisionist history yourself into pretending Canucks fans were anything less than the scummiest most annoying shits back when they were good, which extended into their team with faggots like Burrows and Kesler. The level of smug eminating from that city was unbearable. I'm glad Thomas took a fat shit on them and made them burn it down.
People like you probably forget how fucking awful Sharks and Wongs fans back then were too.
>>74962935
>>74962936
>mad at jackets
Only reason you guys won was because of a skate bounce
can someone post the pic of skinner with the chocolate milk caption
*lights your lamp*
Eriksson Ek tbf guys
>Columbus Blow Jobs
https://www.wsj.com/articles/mike-flynn-offers-to-testify-in-exchange-for-immunity-1490912959
Just in case you guys missed it. Sorry for off topic
>wongs
get rekt
>implying this game even matters for them
Boll putting the beat down
>blowhio
>>74962949
i dont hate the jackets lad im just fucking hype
FUCK. Good night boys.
>canes
>actually winning
>it was Finnish goalteding
KEK
>>74962949
>lucky skate bounce
You clearly don't rate Skinner high enough
>>74962963
>wanting to play the Pens instead of a wild card meme
>>74962964
The only time I notice Boll is when he fights or turns it over
>>74962948
Good teams have annoying fans, Its just a fact of sports. People hate the Hawks and Kings fan for their recent success. People hated the lightning fans last couple years (myself included) Every year the good teams fan base gets shit on.
>>74962899
Rakell, Silverberg, Eaves are all 40 pointers
>Whine-apeg begging for extra penalties
They are utterly defeated
fuck off carolina you're not making the playoffs
>>74962973
le figure skater man
RRRRUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHH
welp columbus pittsburgh series should be fun
kinda dumb that matchup is going to happen in the first round
MCJESUS
Mcmemed
>>74962948
Canuck fans abandoned their team now.
Coyotes are the only godo fans since even though the yotes suck like shit, the fans still support them
>>74962981
Tuen it over start a fight? If i cant beat you in hokkei I'll beat your face instead
>>74962968
Norgeroach ABW absolutely CRUCIFIED
>shorks
>>74963016
I agree.
>>74962998
choke on a girthy cock laffer shit
>>74963032
I'm a sens fan I just hate >non-traditional markets
>mcdavid doesn't score goals
>>74963040
Canes are based and have more cups than shit snes
>>74963040
Sens have a garbage fanbase though
The ducks are so fucking shit. Wihtout Bernier's godly playing right now, they'll be out of the playoffs
>>74963040
Still not happy about losing to a non-traditonal market in the SCF man?
>get an assist on game-tying goal
>lose resulting shootout
>still get the start next game
>Andershit
Choose fucking 4, friends.
WE"RE COMING BOSTON....
>>74962998
Are you upset cuck boy?
how can mcmeme be THAT much better at skating than 99.99% of the league, arvidsson excluded?
whats he doing differently?
>>74963016
Describe support. They are among the worst attended teams in the league year in and year out.
>looking for cerry.. corey perry
>rags
>>74963040
>Not liking having your game grow
Dumb leaf.
>>74963061
>your defense allows the fewest shots and scoring chances in the league for the last two months
>it's Bernier!!!
0/10
>>74963069
They still gotta lose a game and we still gotta win the game at hand and more
>>74963076
There aren't really that many people in Arizona to be honest with you, even fewer who know what hockey is. But as long as it pisses you off I say expand like crazy.
>>74963062
>not having a soft-spot for the ducks
mcjesus had officially passed crybys ppg this season
>>74962998
>Mad
>At the Canes
>Canafags THIS mad
HAHAHAHAHAHA
>>74963058
T. Hasbs autist
>>74963100
>le secondary assist man
>>74963098
If this is the same man I talking to, why would you feel anything but undying hatred for the team that beat you?
>>74963069
no
ill be cheering unironically for the canes to meme into the playoffs
>>74963095
it doesnt piss me off at all. In fact i hate when teams relocate. I want the sport to succeed everywhere in Canada and america. Wish these southern niggers would give it a shot and see that its the superior sport.
>>74963115
I think french "people" are subhuman but Pierre is correct
>Tampa keeps winning
>So do the Canes, Leafs and Bruins
REEEEE
>>74963075
He won the genetic lottery. Nigger tier fast twitch muscles with a european brain.
>>74963115
Sens are the only Canadian team I can handle because they have virtually no fans. >>74
>trade Hanifin, they said
>he's just not that good, they said
make way for another E L I T E defenseman
>>74963116
>crosby having his most productive season in years
>gets absolutely dusted by mcdavid in his first full season
>>74963117
The sens didn't deserve to win that year which I can accept, and it was a decade ago so I'm kind of over it m8.
>>74963066
And they say I'm wrong for hating Anderson
Condon for #1 goalie
Anderson for trash can
>>74963126
who cares? win out and we're in simple as that.
>>74963117
>trying to create a wedge between hockey bros
our fanbases have always been friendly
>>74963137
>le secondary assist man
>>74963121
As one of those Southern niggers I wish it would too. I'm sad my city is worthless when it comes to hockey. I play it all the time at my local rink.
At the oilers game
McDavid is insane
>>74963150
All it takes is one good team or meme run to spark curiosity. Kinda like the Jays up hear in Leafville
>>74963153
nice ""fans"" you have there, edmongolia
>game in hand
>bloody high stick
>>74963149
He just scored an amazing short hander
And before that just made a perfect pass for primary assist
Stop acting like a retard
>>74963163
It doesn't help that I live 200 miles away from the closest NHL team. I live right on the Florida-Georgia border and it is complete desolation with no cities for miles.
>>74963146
Give him back you fucking nigger
Bobby Ryan was falsely advertised.
>>74963169
You do realize like 80 percent of the place just left to get concession stuff and beers
You're an idiot
>>74963088
Bernier does also stand on his head at times tho.
>>74963173
>le secondary assist man
>>74963191
>anime/sens fan
fuck off you're making us look bad
>>74963192
He knows. He just wants to bait you.
>>74963192
>being rused this easily
>>74963149
Secondary assists are only bad if you play on a line with great players. McDavid plays with a bunch of no names and another young player worse than he is. His secondary assists are the result of him driving the play and gettting the puck in dangerous areas.
But I know I'm speaking on retarded deaf ears here, so I might as well just post a funny pic.
>>74963191
no way
>>74963192
see
>>74963210
>>74963217
>>74963182
I thought Florida's decent season last year would help grow interest.I think the attendance did slightly improve this year. Shame the Panthers couldnt have a few good years in a row.
>>74963169
This.
Fucking casuals not staying for the intermission show and zambonie.
>muh food
>muh beer
Fucking casuals.
>>74963240
Florida is Tampas fuckbuddy. They're the only team that should legit be relocated
>>74963246
This. i just wait until the fucko with the snacks and beers come to my section.
>>74963240
>>74963255
For me the closest team is Tampa. But I absolutely hate the Lightning. I'm just a fan without a team.
>>74963221
>le secondary assist man
>make shitty team
>blame front office for poor attendance
>steal their money
Name a bigger jew owner than Melnyk
http://ottawacitizen.com/news/local-news/former-ottawa-senators-executive-sues-melnyk-team-for-1-55m-alleges-discord-behind-the-scenes
>>74963255
Yeah i think Florida might be hopeless. The shitty thing for those southern teams is, majority of there season have been bad. Putting out a bad product year after year in an unconventional market is just asking for failure. Arizona has some great prospect right now so i think they will be on the up withing the next 5 years. I too hate the lightning.
this general moves way too fast
can you guys slow it down a bit on the posting for me please thank you
>>74963191
>Bobby Ryan
He still gets like 50 pts a season
Are we dare I say it - back?
>>74963288
Melnyk is impressively horrible. I wouldn't wish that guy on any team. Even one I'd hate the most.
>>74963153
Take a picture of Burnsie for me please
>>74963296
i hope so, i want to have them knock out the blackhawks
>>74963288
>Steal a fans liver
>doesn't compensate him in anyway
>>74963288
>tfw he was supposed to die of cancer but some dumbass fans saved him
pull the goalie Lindy; Pasta needs an empty
Is today >kongs elimination day?
>>74963313
I pity you. A guy like that will live forever. For shame.
>calling that trip
Fuck off. Enjoy the 2 points Mild.
>>74963313
wasnt it someone on the coaching staff? who was also fired at the end of the year
>>74963293
24 points this year
7.25 million per year until 2022
Fuck Bobby Ryan
why is edmonton so quiet wtf
>>74963288
>literally extracted a pound of flesh
>>74963296
>against ottawa
You're only back once you play a good team
>Canes clutch out the win
>No help from the Wings or Stars
JUST
>>74963350
sportsnet mutes crowd noise, also because youre a faggot
PUT FUCKING CONDON IN ALREADY, JESUS FUCKING CHRIST.
>push a player into another player
>get a PP
Shorks have learned from the >kongs I see
>>74963359
Sens are the best Canadian team
>one point behind Bombston with a game in hand
>Stamkos and Tyler Johnson will be back on Saturday
literally who can stop us
>>74963378
Another blood clot.
>>74963375
anyone who plays edmonton gets a healthy dose of refpuck
>>74963365
wow projecting your insecurities much sweetie
((((it's okay to be a poof x))))
>>74963360
Sorry bro.
>Mantha broken finger
>andershit being shit
>muh #1
>miss playoffs
>condon leaves in offseason
HELP
E
L
P
>have a 2-1 lead
>already crying refpuck
sadmonton!
>>74963396
Sorry your team is shit now. My uncle is very sad.
imagine if that was price or holtby being run behind the net
>>74963426
>california team
enough said really.
>>74963360
your team is not making the playoffs
might as well give up hope now so it hurts less later
>>74963425
its all good. At least they can rebuild now. They've been stuck in limbo since lidstrom retired/
>>74963423
go get run over by a muzzie
imagine being a cucknadian
Fucking Getzlaf . Shoot that puck
>>74963443
Neither is yours.
>>74963423
Yeah I guess they're just trying to get McDavid more goals bitch
>>74963443
neither is yours. Bombston will
>>74963348
how smug can one man be
>>74963378
3 points
>>74963457
>>74963469
>this fucking delusion
>>74963445
reported to the canadian government for infringing on M-103 x
>>74963378
>>74963446
>Imagine having a higher quality of life
FTFY ;)
>>74963400
Will you fuck off already? Condon was running out of meme magic just before Andy came back and it's not his fault if his fucking team constantly shits the bed against teams that are either out of the playoffs or going through a rough patch.
>>74963477
You will lose the next game.
>>74963483
come get me
Based Marchand
https://twitter.com/NHLBruins/status/847631743666462721
>>74963471
oh yeah guess Bombston hadn't won yet when I checked the standings
doesn't matter either way if we win out we're in
Be honest now, we're all friends here: how many hours a day do you spend on /hoc/?
>Canes beat their hardest opponent on their schedule
>Doesn't matter because Stars and Wings fuck it up
>>74963492
we won't but keep dreaming cocksucker
>>74963378
>3 points
Tampa in charge of knowing anything
>>74963491
>not his fault
>when he lets in trash every single fucking game
MUH #1
How does /hoc/ feel about Calgary? Will >we even make it past the first round?
>>74963501
>if
>if
>if
Why haven't the Coyotes moved to Seattle yet?
>>74963518
>flim flams
The only team you match up well against is Minnesota.
>>74963518
elliot will get shredded
>>74963518
Meme team
No
>>74963518
I think you guys have bad little brother syndrome. You will blow it like usual.
>>74963527
No arena
>>74963518
literally my team
probably not
>>74963518
How do i feel about the 2004 stanley cup champions? Not too good to be honest. They are hot (pun intended) at the right though.
Oh, hey Kuch
>>74963518
looking forward to seeing calgary cause massive asspain for edmongolia desu
>clinched
Feels good lads
>>74963522
oh you're right WHEN we win out
>>74963576
clinching is so yesterday tbqh
>>74963576
But does it REALLY? Do the Habs clinching Really make you happy? No? Yes?
>>74963518
i hate that faggot gaudreau and hope he gets injured
Extremely important question /hoc/
Would you rather have Bell Fibe or 7 layer dip
name a better british columbian hockey player
pro tip: you can't
>>74963628
bell is shit
i'll take the 7 layer dip.
>>74963628
Neither. Chick-Fil-A and some sweet tea.
Hey guy who hates me
Andershit is still shit. He's still probably gonna start Saturday
Just doing a quick survey, who in here thinks 5'9 is short for a man and a 5 inch dick is small? An Argentinian is telling me it isn't because it's the world average.
>>74963631
>faggot with a shit-eating grin glued to his face 24/7
Kyle Turris.
>>74963576
it took >you this long?
>>74963631
>Price
>Weber
>Gally
Stacked with B.C. talent lad.
>>74963653
5'9 is painfully average
5 inch peter is a bit embarassing
>>74963653
5'9 is short and so is 5 inch dick.
>t. 6ft tall with 6.8 inch dick that feels small
>>74963376
Isn't that like being the smartest retarded person?
>>74963653
>1 billion chinks bringing down the average
>>74963654
Why do you bother. You're wrong
>>74963669
I can only agree.
B.C+QC+Russia=Cup
>>74963697
another 1.2 billion from India, they have little ass dicks
>shorks massively outshooting oilels
scaredmonton!
>>74963631
ya.... im sure that hab has a lot of but aides lmao
>>74963653
Malnurtrition in shit areas brings down the height average. If you are 5'9" and grew up in a developed country you are short
Fucking Dicks! How the fuck do you let a bunch of Jest beat you this badly?
>>74963742
>beat
They're just letting them run out of steam
>>74963679
i always thought my dick was really small but i measured it like 3 days ago for the first time after being too afraid to and it was over 6.5in. im a manlet though
>>74963717
What about the zillion people in africa?
>>74963705
Gallagher is a shit disturbing fag. Turry's a good boy with heart and skill.
>6'2"
>thick hair
>white
>only 5.1" dick
should I just kill myself?
>>74963750
I have several cans of the stuff unopened in self-storage.
>>74963764
they dont have the technology to measure their dicks
>>74961811
>>74963758
mine is only about 5 inches... i'm so ashamed of my dick i've refused sex before.
>>74963764
I don't think their hogs are that big and they're offset but all the people in asia
>>74963773
>Tfw 5'8" but 7" dick
Im not really sure how to feel tee be h
Jumbo "Shrimp Dick" Joe is such a whiny bitch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VepHLTIMW2E
Les vestes
>>74961811
>>74963773
Kek.
>5'9
>thick hair
>white
>8 inch pipe
Get fukt
i'm so fucking glad my dick is 6.5". not huge but nothing be ashamed of or self-concious about. WEW.
>>74963758
same i always just assumed mine was like 5 inches but i measured it and it was 6.8. sadly its pretty thin, I think porn has warped my mine on what a normal dick is supposed to look like
>>74963766
Dont lie to me snes boi you crave to have the gally on your team
>>74963773
Nah just learn how to use your tongue and fingers
>>74963800
i would rather be tall with a 5 incher desu
>>74963795
chat shit all you want you know you'd kill for one of the all time assist leaders on your team
>>74963796
Congratulations on losing. Are you ready to get embarrassed in the playoffs?
>4v4 for 2 min
Shit
I always also thought i had small but when i measured it it was 7.5 inches
whew
>>74963653
>5'11
>tfw 3.5" flaccid but 7" erect
Being a grower is suffering
>>74963795
i remember this triggering me at the time. I still like Jumbo though
Anybody under 6'4 is short.
Now fuck off back to hockey talk
>>74963826
Come on Nigel, you can do better
>5'10.5"
>tfw 5" when i measure from the bottom and push the ruler in deep.
>>74963857
T. 7'10" masterrace
>>74961811
For me,
>>74963790
I went to Africa and saw a baby sitting out with a flaccid five incher
>>74963857
Hi /fit/
>>74963774
I have a sixer in my room. Never drank one, but my buddy had one somewhere years ago and said it was as good as a bad 40 year old beer could be.
>>74963864
push harder then
>>74963796
Thanks for the points friendo. Hope you beat the Pens, but if you try and kill Skinner again our friendship is over
>>74963864
like under your penis? Your supposed to measure on top with the ruler touching your pelvic pad. Pretty sure below ads lenght kek. Sorry bruh
>>74963882
>Pongs injured players all coming back the next few games
wew
fucking ginger ale is awesome, was feeling a bit shit, had a g-ale and now i feel great
>>74963901
poor jackets dont stand a chance
Problem, /hoc/?
>>74963901
Määttä too?
>>74963897
no the standard measure is from the beginning of your asshole to just past the tip
>>74963897
>not measuring from the side just before ejaculation
invalid
>>74963901
All according to plan, lad.
Reeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>74963901
What's the deal with Malkin? Last year they won the cup with him as passenger; this year they are gonna need him to come up big
>>74963917
Actually no, everybody except Maatta.
Ducks wew lad choke
>>74963901
Hopefully after Sunday?
Regardless I'll be happy with /loserpoint/ since it's the only hard team left on our schedule
>>74963938
why did u lie to me
>>74963939
at least they have those cool orange jerseys right?
REFPUCK
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P
U
C
D
K
>>74963939
The jest just went insane
>Hasbs win
>Laffs win
>Ruins win
>Blots win
>Cannes win
>snes lose FIVE TO FUCKING ONE
JUST
>>74963922
>not measuring using those giant sized grid papers so you can both measure your dick and also measure both the volume and distance of your cumshot.
>Not doing this every time you masturbate.
its like you don't even like math
>laine 0+0 AGAIN
bust
joe thorntons dick is definitely big
>>74963933
Took a puck to the chest. He's been skating regularly and it looks like he will play before the playoffs begin.
>>74963960
>>74963960
Don't worry. Somehow the >laffs will end out of the playoff structure.
>>74963960
Post yfw the Sens collapse and miss the playoffs with Bruins/Bolts/Canes making it.
>>74963960
>against child rapists
>>74963962
laine fans are a fucking joke. They really think he will end up better than Pulju. Lmao
>>74963965
can confirm this
>>74963939
I don't know why that useless sack of shit Bieksa is on the ice in the final minute of every close game. I hate him so goddamn much and it triggers me hard that >our GM and head coach are in love with him. But tonight the whole team is to blame, they didn't move their feet at all the whole 3rd period.
>>74963961
whats your average shot distance?
>>74963944
what does the canes remaining schedule look like? Id look but im too lazy
>>74963960
>giving the mild hope
>>74963988
2.84m
>>74963960
game management skills only take you so far. Sens are the only team with negative +/- in the league even close to the ploffs
>>74963965
id probably suck it, in a totally non gay kind of way
Don't believe the lies m8s. I have 8 inch dick and have hard time putting it inside the pussy completely.
>>74963988
It's the Pens, Mild, Stars, Isles, Flyers, and Blues. Not in order. A lot better than the Bruins/Leafs who play the best team to finish.
>>74963982
pulju will never in his career reach laine's rookie goal total please screen cap this post
>>74964003
Same. Ive also only had one proper blowjob. Not a hockey faggot but just wanted to chime in
>>74963378
The city of Tampa flooding
>>74964052
You chimed in to tell a bunch of anons you have a big dick while you were browsing threads
Prob have a 2 incher