/heem/: Cody Garbrandt Edition

File: fancy schaub.jpg (52KB, 640x640px) Image search: [Google]

52KB, 640x640px

Upcoming events:

3/31: EFN 62 - Pavlovich vs Sidelnikov
3/31: Bellator 175 - Rampage vs King Mo 2
4/8: UFC 210 - Cormier vs Johnson 2
4/8: Bellator 176 - Carvalho vs Manhoef 2
4/14: Bellator 177 - Dantas vs Caldwell
4/15: UFC on Fox 24 - Johnson vs Reis
4/15: ACB 57 - Yan vs Magomedov
4/16: RIZIN 2017 IN YOKOHAMA - Horchiguchi vs Motoya
4/21: Bellator 178 - Straus vs Pitbull 4
4/21: EFN 64 - Alibekov vs Khamitov
4/22: ACB 58 - Askarov vs Leone
4/22: UFC Fight Night 108 - Swanson vs Lobov
4/28: Lion Fight 36 - Wielzen vs Lerdsila
4/29: Glory 40 - Wilnis vs Marcus
5/13: UFC 211 - Miocic vs Dos Santos 2
5/19: Bellator 179 - Daley vs MacDonald
5/20: Glory 41 - TBA
5/20: ACB 61 - TBA
5/26: Lion Fight 37 - TBA
5/28: UFC Fight Night 109 - Gustafsson vs Teixeira
6/3: UFC 212 - Aldo vs Holloway
6/10: UFC FN 110 - TBA
6/16: UFC FN 111 - TBA
6/24: Bellator 180 - Silva vs Sonnen

News:

Cody Garbrandt plans on being first 3 division champ:
http://www.mmafighting.com/2017/3/30/15117530/morning-report-cody-garbrandt-wants-to-be-the-ufcs-first-three-division-champion-demetrious-johnson

Boxer David Haye offered fight with Jimi Manuwa
http://www.foxsports.com/ufc/story/former-boxing-champ-david-haye-claims-ufc-has-contacted-him-about-fighting-jimi-manuwa-033017

File: 1488236308562.jpg (102KB, 744x616px) Image search: [Google]

102KB, 744x616px

>>74960589
Unchained Edition

Cody wouldn't do shit to neo Aldo

>>74960734
13 seconds

File: codysmarts.jpg (570KB, 1000x666px) Image search: [Google]

570KB, 1000x666px

YES I GOT MY TRIP BACK

IM HAPPY NOW :)

File: Big Country KOs some Can.webm (3MB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 1280x720px

Like a good lil pupper he'll respond to his master

>>74960747
m8 thats pre punished aldo. doesnt apply

File: IMG_5836.png (103KB, 496x282px) Image search: [Google]

103KB, 496x282px

>tfw living rent free in h8rs' heads

File: Schaub h8ers.png (36KB, 462x116px) Image search: [Google]

36KB, 462x116px

>>74960781
Like a good degenerate you'll gorge on cheetos

>>74960781


>>74960785
Cody hits harder than Conor

>2017

>schaub is still making the puppets dance

HOW

File: Flushing the big brown down the toilet..webm (3MB, 640x360px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 640x360px

Good pupper

For me it's Tyron Woodley

is bendy straw a good fighter

PUPPYFAT
U
P
P
Y
F
A
T

File: tyrone-lanket.jpg (69KB, 358x512px) Image search: [Google]

69KB, 358x512px

>p-please don't make me suck Schaubs short chubby penis again, I promise I'll be exciting next time

File: Tyron.jpg (6KB, 186x270px) Image search: [Google]

6KB, 186x270px

dey still mad

>>74960734
>neo Aldo

lol. He got tagged quite a few times by Frankie despite Frankie doing the exact same straight line movement every single time

That wasn't some outstanding performance even by his standards

File: ufc201.webm (3MB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 1280x720px

WW GOAT

Are we watching UFC 67 on UFC reloaded right now lads?

>>74961229
>That wasn't some outstanding performance
ummm sweetie don't talk about a sport you don't understand xx

>>74961297
I am now.

>that young arriany

hnnng

>>74960807

>hits harder

How many champs has Cody slept? I'm new to the sport. :)

>>74961317
It wasn't. It was probably Frankie's worst performance in years

Cody "No Love" would poopetually poot Pooldo on pooternal pooicide pootch

jesus fuck man i was just a little teen shit when pride was around but looking back at some events it looks so much more badass

the music, the introductions

really wish ufc adapted this style instead of the generic walkouts they have now

People ALWAYS step back when they fight Cody because they don't want his HANDS. People who actually have the gall to step forward and put em up against Cody always get shown No Love but get A LOT of sleep.

As far as I'm concerned he's the greatest fighter who's ever walked the face of Earth. Prove me otherwise!

Tyson griffin is gonna permaheem this New Jersey fuck

>>74961378
There are other promotions that do similar stuff
EFN, Rizin, but I know what you mean. I suppose it doesn't look "professional" which is why we have what we have

>>74961357
you gotta stop replying to that bipolar nerd

>>74961378
Rizin never die

>>74961422
I think so. Dude is so much more jackd than this scrawny east coast twerp.

>that young Bruce

He's going fishing

>>74961378
>*tips acai bowl*

>>74961378
I'm also to young for the pride days but I actually prefer what the UFC has. I can't take the pride entrances seriously looking back on them because it's to similar to wwe

>>74961367
it was fronk's worse performance because of aldo, though

>>74961367
>It was probably Frankie's worst performance in years
Cause Aldo has his number permanently.

>>74961636
>>74961665
uhhhhh no sweetie

>>74961397
>As far as I'm concerned he's the greatest fighter who's ever walked the face of Earth
ray borg

reminder that this is and always will be the greatest walkout in UFC history

https://youtu.be/QVov2TEYJ8k?t=1m59s

>>74960807
>Cody hits harder than Conor
kek this fucking faggot

do you guys think schaub has any icey schaubs in his freezer?

File: schaub h8er 2.png (7KB, 448x88px) Image search: [Google]

7KB, 448x88px

>>74962301

>>74962430
K-Lee goin to the top!

>>74962430
spicy 2bh

>>74962430
Another neck finna get snatched by the mo-town phenom

>>74962430
Why are all the LW GOATS all either asian or part asian?

>>74962430
poor lil white boy

File: schaub lmao.jpg (130KB, 397x491px) Image search: [Google]

130KB, 397x491px

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dARzJPwfsgo

JOE ROGAN BTFO

>>74962646
Maybe Sweb should look into that

Gracie has no idea how to use proper "Jujutsu" evident by his lack of atemi waza which proper jujutsu practioners use to stun to set up for throws and locks. Jujutsu guys always apply their technique from a standing position that "Guard" BJJ loves so much is a last ditch technique so you can roll backwards back to your feet which the gracies are too fresh to use.

But of course BJJ being an off shoot of judo does not contain atemi waza, proper tachi waza (standing), nage-waza (throwing) or even kanesetsu waza (joint locking evident by the constant arm breaks to themselves). all they got is their guard and rather pathetic new-waza

How do i know this? Im a koryu jujutsu practioner meaning my art 400 years before BJJ was even an idea in someones head already used every technique BJJ claims to have invented, this includes things like the triangle which is known as the sankaku jime.

>>74962608
cheisa is a lanky monster.

sending your pretty little mixed boy in against a humanoid lemur

>>74961618
If you didn't watch it at the time chances are you never saw any of the entrances. What a weird post.

>>74962771
and yet lee STILL has a longer reach lmao

cunts 5'9 and has a 6'5 reach

>>74962646
How does Joe get btfo? Where's the actual proof that this improves your chin? No, a doctor making a theoretical explanation of how it could improve your chin but without empirical evidence is not evidence.

>>74962877
Kevin Lee: 77" reach/ 69" height = 1.116 reach/height ratio

Jon Jones: 84" reach/76" height = 1.105 reach/height ratio

jesus christ

>get new phone
>filters aren't configured
God florida is such a shithole

File: brendan costanza.jpg (138KB, 700x700px) Image search: [Google]

138KB, 700x700px

>>74963135
Shut up. You really just post on here to complain? Life must be a total drag for you.

File: 1490568521280.png (183KB, 375x375px) Image search: [Google]

183KB, 375x375px

>>74963157
why do you post here?

>>74963157
Sad h8r

File: schaub thumbs up after training.jpg (29KB, 446x669px) Image search: [Google]

29KB, 446x669px

>>74963175
I've been a die-hard MMA fan for 10 years and I'm banned from the UG and Sherdog.

>>74962848
>The only time you can watch any event ever is live
Are you retard?

File: schlobb.jpg (31KB, 252x343px) Image search: [Google]

31KB, 252x343px

>>74963183
>and I'm banned from the UG and Sherdog.
shocking

>>74962430
white boi gettin BLACKED

>>74963135
There's literally a button to export your settings
Takes 2 mins

>>74963229
If you're not banned from there you're pathetic

File: instagram12809438.jpg (145KB, 500x500px) Image search: [Google]

145KB, 500x500px

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
SHEVSTANKO BTFO

Damn Tyson Griffin would have been 155 champ if not for Mazzagatti. How many careers has that dude derailed?

>>74963285
xD

>>74963183
>and I'm banned from the UG and Sherdog.
If it were upto me you'd be perma-banned on here as well you creep.

File: C8MYi2bWAAIVoSs.jpg large.jpg (59KB, 640x427px) Image search: [Google]

59KB, 640x427px

so apparently Rampage weighed in at 253lbs

>>74963318
He's gonna gas so hard

What are the best Carlos Condit fights to watch?

Is Carlos Conduit a meme fighter?

>>74963318
based dada

>>74963292
:)

File: Lawler-vs-Condit.gif (264KB, 500x375px) Image search: [Google]

264KB, 500x375px

>>74963448

>>74963214
The American broadcasts cut almost all of the entrances out due to the copyrighted music. Only Gomi, Rampage and Fedor were the big stars that consistently had their entrances shown on the English broadcasts, and none of them were very WWE like.

File: 1477431751431.gif (2MB, 480x270px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 480x270px

>tfw ww goat

File: pat.jpg (53KB, 512x384px) Image search: [Google]

53KB, 512x384px

>>74963592
>lost to Rory

>>74963638
>roidry

>>74963671
5'9'' is short
5 inches is average and you watch too much porn you virgin
argentina is not white
leafs are faggots

>>74963638
>Rory lost to Lawler,Condit and Wonderboy
>All who lost to Woodley

>>74962646
Anyone have a link to the old roganwatch videos that the one autist made? It was a bunch of edits compiled for the podcast that make rogan look like either a hypocrite or a homo.

>>74963714
Why so hostile over the dick size, friend?

File: shorty.jpg (17KB, 545x545px) Image search: [Google]

17KB, 545x545px

>>74963752
>>74963706
>lost to Rory

File: The Champ Champ.jpg (128KB, 407x594px) Image search: [Google]

128KB, 407x594px

>>74963837

File: watch out.jpg (15KB, 420x420px) Image search: [Google]

15KB, 420x420px

>>74963839

Travis lutter is gonna permaheem this huemonkey

File: waffuhut.jpg (131KB, 623x531px) Image search: [Google]

131KB, 623x531px

>>74963837
You bought yo bitch, to da waffuhut?

>>74963839
Get it cut you idiot

File: Alistair Overeem vs. Ewerton Teixeira.webm (3MB, 640x480px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 640x480px

Can (probably) take WebM requests of stuff from Fight Pass
No guarantees.

>>74963936
Getting knee'd by Ubereem must be the worst feeling in the world

File: shobo.jpg (32KB, 340x337px) Image search: [Google]

32KB, 340x337px

>>74963839
>>74963925
heck Coral Springs would probably nibble it off free of charge, you might get a nasty infection tho

File: some n-nice fights!.jpg (111KB, 541x535px) Image search: [Google]

111KB, 541x535px

a-any of /heem/ g-going to FN 112 or UFC 211?

w-we could meet up you know! n-nothing serious, b-baka...

>>74964227
Wow this card is better than I thought it would be.

File: 1490728474461[1].webm (531KB, 900x506px) Image search: [Google]

531KB, 900x506px

>>74964227
>meeting up with a /heem/ster

File: 44.jpg (33KB, 640x480px) Image search: [Google]

33KB, 640x480px

>I'm excited for the Mighty Mouse vs. Reis fight

File: Schaub and Rampage.jpg (171KB, 1024x1024px) Image search: [Google]

171KB, 1024x1024px

>>74964069
Not even remotely gay though. That is disgusting.

File: 1405231723942.jpg (49KB, 469x463px) Image search: [Google]

49KB, 469x463px

>I cannot wait to watch the former Middleweight champion Chris Weidman and the former DREAM LHW champion Gegard Mousasi to do battle in the octagon

>>74964227
that card is THICC

File: lea.png (614KB, 700x464px) Image search: [Google]

614KB, 700x464px

>>74964394
>I am not looking forward to The Chris vs Moose

>>74964405
It's gonna be a boring fight lad

>>74964420
it's going to be sad, it will be the end of moose ufc title shot dreams, or the end of weidman as an elite MW

>>74964394
> UFC LHW champion Daniel Cormier, UFC #1 LHW contender Anthony Johsnon and UFC #2 LHW contender Alexander Gustafsson have all ducked the DREAM LHW champion Gegard Mousasi.

weird

File: jRwVK0O.jpg (160KB, 1024x1024px) Image search: [Google]

160KB, 1024x1024px

>I do not want to see mcgregor vs mayweather, I would much perfer mcgregor defend his championship belt

File: 43332.jpg (70KB, 1310x873px) Image search: [Google]

70KB, 1310x873px

Who's the one that really calls the shots, Lorenzo or Frank?

File: hqdefault.jpg (29KB, 480x360px) Image search: [Google]

29KB, 480x360px

>>74964537

>>74963318
doesnt he have thyroid problems? makes gaining weight too easy and losing weight too hard

>>74964393
not even remotely gay or 100% for sure not gay my man Gadoooosh? ;^)

File: 1485668452414.gif (958KB, 631x339px) Image search: [Google]

958KB, 631x339px

>I pay for UFC events

>>74964539
>"the Einstein brothers" - doctoral advisers
>PHD's in mathematics and theoretical physics
>"Fluctuations quantiques de la signature de la métrique à l'échelle de Planck"
>"Topological theory of the initial singularity of spacetime"
>"Dieu et la Science"

what are their plans for the UFC? will they recreate the big bang with conor and floyd?

>>74964539
who are they?

>>74964825
Honestly, what the fuck is wrong with you?

>>74964883
are you 100% for sure ok right now dude?

File: 17596312_1028450080588659_3101206699722145792_n.jpg (170KB, 1080x1080px) Image search: [Google]

170KB, 1080x1080px

so I told Paige to get back in the kitchen and she actually did it

the absolute madwoman haha

File: paige.jpg (320KB, 2048x1536px) Image search: [Google]

320KB, 2048x1536px

>>74965182

File: 1490560090894.jpg (52KB, 429x474px) Image search: [Google]

52KB, 429x474px

>>74965182
>>74965199

File: 33jlh87.jpg (10KB, 480x265px) Image search: [Google]

10KB, 480x265px

>>74964631
Tread lightly

>>74965182
Another celebrity contest show? Yeesh

>>74965182
>that 'fight' with michelle waterson

File: bird4.jpg (27KB, 550x498px) Image search: [Google]

27KB, 550x498px

https://twitter.com/titoortiz/status/306513128097738753

Who would win in CoGar vs Trius?

>>74965182
should have chopped her hair

>>74964393
woah grateful dead t shirt, far out. also love that giant smile, where have i seen it before for a podcast thumbnail...

>>74965416
lmfao forgot to log into his troll account.

File: 65465413.jpg (23KB, 550x425px) Image search: [Google]

23KB, 550x425px

>>74964393
Did somebody say Big Brown Breakdown?

File: for sure don't get heemed my man.webm (3MB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 1280x720px

>>74965483
looks pretty broken already to me

File: 1487208412821.png (292KB, 443x460px) Image search: [Google]

292KB, 443x460px

>>74965436
>Trius

File: bob lawlor vs conduit.webm (3MB, 720x480px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 720x480px

>>74963448
>>74963528

Is Conduit a meme fighter?

>>74965560
no

>>74965560
definitely

>>74965560
>train BJJ for 16 years
>backpacked in 1 minute
really grinds your gears

Zane Simon, Victor Rodriguez, and Eddie Mercado are here to bring you all the ins, outs, ups, and downs of this week's Bellator event in Rosemont, Illinois. Will have picks and odds for every main card fight from Quinton "Rampage" Jackson vs. "King" Mo Lawal down to Noad Lahat vs. Lloyd Carter.

File: file.png (19KB, 439x174px) Image search: [Google]

19KB, 439x174px

>>74965416

>>74965612
based as fuck

>>74965615
i do this on here in every thread

>>74965637

You are a living God.

>>74965637
based

>>74965637
do you also use multiple IP addresses?

>>74965637
G O D
O
D

>>74965672
no that would take effort

>>74965637
Haha

>>74965681
the mods are laughing at you then

>>74965696
based

>>74965696
kek

If you were sports betting for 15 years and never won more than $500 at a time would you stop?

has anyone read dan hardy's book "part reptile?"

>>74965720
Do you mean in a single return or net total?

>>74965752
A single return

>>74965720
No. I need action.

>>74965720

Depends how much I've won and how much effort sports betting required.

File: alligator.webm (885KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

885KB, 1280x720px

Jack R. Ray

stop posting

File: 13.jpg (268KB, 2491x1663px) Image search: [Google]

268KB, 2491x1663px

>>74965720
>betting on sports events

seek help weirdo

>>74965960
>not wanting to double your allowance
Weirdo

>>74966016
when will you grow up and get on neetbux?

File: welp.png (764KB, 956x880px) Image search: [Google]

764KB, 956x880px

>>74965960
>ywn get smothered by a thicc Lexi Belle

>>74966028
This!

>>74965523

is Conduit done now?

>not a peep since Jan 2016

File: epic 4chan meetup.png (977KB, 801x632px) Image search: [Google]

977KB, 801x632px

>>74964227
>>74964252

>>74964227
>benitez vs barzola
WHO?

File: overeem-celebrate.webm (3MB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 1280x720px

stipe tapped. #notmychampion

File: Gunni inserts jouban into the joubin.webm (3MB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 1280x720px

One week until UFC Fight Night: PPV Edition lads

File: spicy_banger.jpg (297KB, 1177x1180px) Image search: [Google]

297KB, 1177x1180px

The Chris

>>74966565
Wtf? I'm on the team now!?

File: IMG_5839.jpg (156KB, 634x992px) Image search: [Google]

156KB, 634x992px

100%

>>74963183
ah but here's the reel fite fan test: do you have a cameldog account?

>>74966597

>tfw callen heems every there

What's the UG like anyways?
I hate this place, Reddit freaks me out and Sherdog seems full of trolls.

>>74966810
UG is full of cheetoh fingered h8rs, would not recommend.

do any of you still have TV/internet/phone packages particularly with sports channels in HD?

curious to know what you're paying a amonth and what you're geting

>>74966810
Well Coral Springs is banned, so sounds like heaven

>>74966874
~$200/month
lots of meme charges like paying every month for a modem you already own, paying for DVR, paying for a box for each TV

>>74966949
>tfw in the bathroom and practicing stand-up

WE'RE NOT HERE TO TAKE BART, WE'RE HERE TO TAKE HOMER

>>74967256
good british humour

>>74966874

>Paying for TV

Do people still unironically do this?

>>74966949
>>74966571
> wearing a black t shirt again

>>74966810
average user is older, lotta guys who have been around the sport for a long time. it's too bad it's not that active anymore.

File: Screenshot_115.png (718KB, 587x592px) Image search: [Google]

718KB, 587x592px

Since when is this bitch a fucking mudshit
https://www.instagram.com/criscyborg/

>>74967320
yeah, typically older families as opposed to single males in their 20s

>>74965934
When he fights in Ireland its Jack O'Rae

>>74967413

wtf i hate cyborg now

>>74967588

When he fights in australia it's Jacko Ray

>>74967413
>roider, superiority complex

Muslim converts are always fucked in the head

File: Darryoosh.png (153KB, 500x325px) Image search: [Google]

153KB, 500x325px

>>74965934

Benny L. Darius

>>74962646
Hey heem, I have some issues with my jaw as well, even though I haven't sparred in years and only do BJJ.
It's almost like it dislocates itself when I open my mouth. No pain or anything. It's been subtle enough for a year or so, but it starting to bother me.
Who should I see, a dentist?

File: 123.jpg (239KB, 709x1317px) Image search: [Google]

239KB, 709x1317px

I would heem every single nerd in this thread

File: wtf captcha mate.png (153KB, 387x565px) Image search: [Google]

153KB, 387x565px

>>74967795

Why don't you pop in my guard there, chap

>>74967795
yer 5'6"

>>74967898
I'm 6'3 but whatever lad
>>74967826
what did he mean by this

>>74967905
no you're not because i'm 6'2" and no countertop has ever been even close to level with my hip lmao

you're clearly short as fuck

>>74968004
That's a stupid argument, he could had non manlet furniture installed in his house, ya know

>>74968004
>countertops have a standard height
Literally just kill yourself nigger

Who is YOUR least favourite female UFC competitor? Be honest here.

>>74968036
>"favourite"
>American flag
why do you keep doing this

>>74968036
Cyborg

>>74968041

>knowing how to speak English correctly

nothing wrong with that, friendo

>>74968036

Raquel Pennington.
Has she ever been in a fight that wasn't boring as fuck?

>>74968036
wonderboi

Can it be next week already ? I just wanna see Rumble heem Cornier please

File: cocksucka.jpg (66KB, 1198x854px) Image search: [Google]

66KB, 1198x854px

>>74968041
It's common knowledge that there's an "american" here that says Neck yourself, mong, colour, favourite, lads and other red coat-isms

He's either a weirdo who does that shit in his everday life or a brit who wants to have an american flag. either way he's a cringelord and needs to be ignored or told that The queen's english sounds retarded to 90 percent of the world

>>74968149
>cormier making weight
>rumble not tripping on his unit

>>74968149
Capped. Get ready to eat your words, Geralt

>>74967387
What do you want him to wear?

>>74968149

The main event is Weidman vs Moose, Cormier is pulling out m8

>>74967387
numale detected

File: 1.jpg (169KB, 1200x900px) Image search: [Google]

169KB, 1200x900px

>>74968192

File: werdooom time.jpg (12KB, 251x233px) Image search: [Google]

12KB, 251x233px

>>74967387
What this >>74968192 anon said.

What do you want him to wear for you, ya fruity faggot

>>74968192
An I love homie's with extra chromies shirt

>>74968180
I will do no such thing even if DC wins, you can't always get what you want but if you try sometimes well you might find, you get what you need

File: IMG_5765.jpg (20KB, 219x311px) Image search: [Google]

20KB, 219x311px

>not caring about aesthetics

File: ok.jpg (22KB, 312x313px) Image search: [Google]

22KB, 312x313px

>>74968209
>209
So it was spoken so it shall be
T
O
C
K
T
O
N

Jeez lads, I've already had 2 Schaubs today and now my insides are making noises like there are a fucking army of schaubs in there trying to force their way out.

Don't wanna go for a third schaub cos the wiping is gonna get painful.

How many schaubs per day do you guys usually do? I'm usually a one-schauber.

File: Banky slubs.jpg (176KB, 783x1277px) Image search: [Google]

176KB, 783x1277px

>>74968228

File: 1486594289071.jpg (168KB, 960x1200px) Image search: [Google]

168KB, 960x1200px

>>74968234
I don't like peaches either, especially baked in a cake when they get all super bitter, how can anybody ruin a good cake like that, always makes me mad

>>74968243
>especially baked in a cake
poland is weird

>>74968036
Cyborg since shes a muslim now apparently

File: natty queen.jpg (200KB, 1024x682px) Image search: [Google]

200KB, 1024x682px

Should ring girls be a thing of the past?

>>74968298
Should Dana stop being so horny ?

Reminder that Joanna and Claudia would easily beat Ray Borg in a 2v1 fight.

File: muh stop objectifying.jpg (59KB, 640x640px) Image search: [Google]

59KB, 640x640px

>>74968298

They need better ring girls 3bh.

>Old sack of plastic Arianny who is done
>Nothing special Chrissy with a flat body and okay face
>Vanessa Uggo
>le dont objectify me girl

Couple of the hue ones are ok though

File: 5378319860_7f96dea2f6_b[1].jpg (75KB, 711x459px) Image search: [Google]

75KB, 711x459px

>>74968308
How many Joannas and Claudias would it take to beat a gorilla ?

File: lanklets btfo.webm (711KB, 800x450px) Image search: [Google]

711KB, 800x450px

Why not sign Hiromasa, Kara-France and Pantoja from TUF? They were all ultra legit talents who could definitely hack it in the top 5, especially now that Tim Elliot's gone up to 135

Seems weird to me that they have a big tournament to strenghten FLW and then the winner immediately moves up to another division, defeats the purpose of getting new blood in there entirely

File: fat retard.jpg (204KB, 1080x1080px) Image search: [Google]

204KB, 1080x1080px

>>74968308
Only an idiot would even ironically think this is possible. He would head kick both of them into oblivion lol.

File: Screen Shot 2017-03-31 at 15.02.29.png (983KB, 1002x1214px) Image search: [Google]

983KB, 1002x1214px

/ourguy/ main eventing a card

>>74968308
lol he would hit them way harder than they've been hit or break their limb in a second

>>74968331
Pantoja already is signed, he had a fight on Denver card, Shevchenko vs Pena

>>74968337
careful, you'll trigger the whitebois ITT by calling based kevin lee /ourguy/

they're gonna be mad as fuck when he wins the strap in 2 years lmao

>>74968331
They signed Pantoja, he won his debut. Kara-France fought in Rizin, missed weight and lost. There were rumours about Hiromasa getting a contract but now it seems he is fighting in Shooto Japan.

File: terrence mitchell slept by kai kara-france.webm (3MB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 1280x720px

>>74968331

Hiro was so based. I really wanted him to win.

There's one dude here who really hates Kevin Lee. He also says he hopes Kevin Lee loses

>>74967795
What weight?

https://youtu.be/nD7HOnyhv9k

Stipp Mioch is good firemen

DC goes down from a uppercut a minute into the fight.

>>74968740
DC goes down on a cheeseburger 2 days before the fight

>>74968740

Reminder not to get hyped for AKA fights.

>>74968751
DC goes down on Jon 4 months before the fight

File: I sell pull outs and pull out accessories.png (211KB, 723x1076px) Image search: [Google]

211KB, 723x1076px

>>74968751
Will fatso get stripped if he pulls out twice in a row ?
Will AKA be dismantled ?

>>74967795
I'll fuck you until you love me faggot

>>74968822
You the heem guy?

Just had a bag of haribos

AMA

just logged in, anyone on?

>>74968852
Do you feel a yuge one coming?

>>74968852
What body part of a bear do you bite off first ?

guys, as a boxer i unfortunately i have to do my strength and conditioning training at a typical meathead gym. i set the tone and let these fucking clowns know whos in charge by going into the zumba room and shadowboxing in the mirror. the side glances, and lil smirks i notice as i grab the 25 lb dumb bells vanish in a matter of mins. these guys are like v6 mustangs. sure they look bad ass, but theyre really just slow useless pieces of shit.. i consider myself the wolf among all the sheep in this enviroment.

>>74968915
Tip

>>74968915
tfw i could tap u in literally 10 seconds flat

>>74968915
Iktfb, Fuckin bonehead jocks Laughin and talk a big game until I buttscoot on the treadmill for a hot minute.

>Based EFN commentator is replaced by Frank Mir and some other guy

>:(

>>74968983
Is EFN on now?

>>74968983
Roman!

>>74968347
Gooby ain't losing to anyone and if he does he'll win the rematch :^)

>>74969009
yes

>>74969055
gooby will fight nate in late 2017/early 2018 and retire, the belt will go to whoever, lee will be the number 1 contender after beating chiesa and then winning one or two more big fights in 2018 and he'll get the title shot and win the belt in early 2019 :)

>>74969082
How is it? Gonna tune in

>>74969156
two journalists are about to fight

Do rankings hold the least importance now more than ever before in the UFC?

Should they be abolished?

>>74969167
Is there any good filler stuff like there is usually?

>>74969213
not yet, might be on the main card though

lmao this is a great fight

>>74969179
Yes, because if they meant anything Yeol would be fighting Bisp'n

>>74969179
Let's see announced and rumored belt contenders

>flw #3 Reis
>bw #2 Snek
>paperweight #1 interim paperbelt holder
>lw clusterfuck, you have a point here
>ww winner of #3 Maia vs #5 MAsvidal most probably
>mw you have a point here
>lhw #1 Rumble
>hw #4 JDS
>wsw #3 Andrade
>wbw #1 Shevchenko
> implying there's another division

As you see only 2 divisions are where rankings don't matter

Ariel vs John Morgan WHEN???

>>74969262
Those two weight classes are the most IMPORTANT

Kek did you guys just see that Round 2

>>74969297
yeah gassed af, I follow Safonov on twitter seems like a cool duder.

webm pls

File: Screen Shot 2017-03-31 at 17.31.10.png (1MB, 1232x1208px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1232x1208px

SPICY

>>74969335
Ricardo lameass

>Live band

Kek

>>74969380
none of the big Russian promotions make profit (maybe with the exception of M1), not surprising desu

Is there a sadder case in MMA than Dilon Danis?

>>74969335

Lamas gonna get CHINKED

>>74969289
>mw
>important

>>74969335
Lamas will get memed on

>>74969427
It was before Bisping became champ

KHABIB is at EFN

>>74969440
No, it wasn't. MW, LHW, and HW are THE most shallow divisions. Atleast flyweight isn't only populated by old 3rd world men

>>74966565
fight fans, what would The Chris be doing today if he hadn't been abused by his family?

I like to think he'd be a cool, and much needed, male elementary school teacher.

File: LAm8cB1b.jpg (110KB, 1252x1252px) Image search: [Google]

110KB, 1252x1252px

>Khabib thinks he deserves an immediate title shot when he returns after ramadamadingdong

>>74969458
MW was just picking up momentum, don't even compare MW to HW

>>74969471
How was it picking up momentum? genuinely curious

>>74966616
I do!
Hit me up over there @RealTimSyvia !

>>74969448
His brother is fighting tonight.

File: cody and gf.png (1MB, 649x873px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 649x873px

CODY BLESS

>>74969494
Chris was dominant champ, Luke,Romero,Jacare,mousassi, and Silva for memes

>>74968041
a lot of Americans choose to spell things correctly, bro

>>74969504
Didn't he just fight the other week or something? I swear someone kept posting about him fighting but no one really paid attention

>>74968036
Conor McGregor

>>74969505
he got fat

>>74969527
nah that was his cousin, Abubakar. Omar is fighting tonight, he is either brother or cousin as well.

>>74969510
The Chris was a dominant champ but he wasn't even close to popular. Who the fuck thought about luke until after he mushed chris, Romero was out for steriods, Who the fuck thought about jacare, mousassi was doing nothing until recently and got memed by uriah hall. Silva had an awful fight with nate and then was out for steroids. MW is shallow and awful compared to other divisions my man

File: 127572438bax3833.gif (1MB, 200x150px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 200x150px

>>74968298
yes, it's fucking lame and old-fashioned in a bad way.

I told Dana this like 12-15 years ago, that it would make our sport look tacky, like boxing. You'd never see that shit at the Olympics, I said.
Seemed to hit home.
Then he goes and gets ring girls.
Fuck him.

>>74969552
But RIGHT after what you mentioned was when it started to pick up momentum and get interesting again, point is there are a solid 5MW's that put on good shows

>>74969552
>Silva had an awful fight with nate a
Ah yes the infamous Nate Diaz vs Anderson Silva fight

File: Screen Shot 2017-03-31 at 17.56.01.png (1MB, 1240x1140px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1240x1140px

Weebs rejoice

>>74969141
if that happens goobs will be forgotten
how many title defenses did he have? One or two?
GSP, SIlva, JJ, those guys have defended like 10 times.

>>74969569
Last good MW fight I saw was a fat welterweight beating an old brazilian to death
>>74969576
Sorry, nate always gets talked about now and their names are so similar

>>74969577
In flyweight news...who cares?

File: Saluting_some_goofs.webm (2MB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 1280x720px

>>74969604
Yoel Vs The Chris was spicy as fuck ya goof

>>74969577
>Japanese
>Flyweight
>UFC
Yes I see great things for this man in his future.

>>74969620
Flash KO =/= spicy fight

>>74969583
If that happens Goobs will have a legacy like Brock, maybe slightly better, meme personality that was decent at fighting and got a title thanks to some preferential treatment and then didn't do much with it

>>74969577
>they actually thought WME was scrapping Flyweight

>>74969629
It was a good buildup you pleb, Chris's wrestling got BTFO

>>74969651
It wasn't a great fight, be honest mate. The wrestling exchanges were interesting, but it wasn't a fun fight

>>74969634
Brock fought bums though

>>74969651
Had chris winning before that desu famalam

>>74969651
It was not a good build up, why lie

are you watching bellator tonight? be honest.

>>74969686
I'm a fight fan, so yes.