/180/: BETWAY PREMIER LEAGUE DARTS NIGHT 9

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>Tonight's fixtures (7:00pm BST start, all matches best of 12 legs)
Snakeshite 7-0 Kim "Husband of Dana" Huybrechts (Huybrechts withdrew for family reasons)
Taylel v Jelle "Yewtree" Klaasen
Gary "Big Game Counter" Anderson v SnackP&Ot
Barney v James "The Meds Are Back In Town" Wade
MvGOAuTism v Chizzy

>Confirmation of Kim Huybrechts's withdrawal
http://www.pdc.tv/news/article/19tnnkq3d4zc81pd4iv6pk1a8n/title/huybrechts-to-miss-cardiff-night

>Week 9 preview
http://www.pdc.tv/news/article/1iue68qk0muzt19rfryojysgeh/title/betway-premier-league-cardiff-preview

>Week 8 review
http://www.pdc.tv/news/article/146xwip2apdz5190nkuxq93rwa/title/betway-premier-league-night-eight

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So with his withdrawal, Kim Huybrechts becomes the first player ever to compete in a Premier League Darts season and not win a match. But it's not as if he would have won tonight anyway because he has been terrible.

With Kim's first three darts of the PL being 1, 19 and 1, that summed up his eight matches. He only managed to pick up points on three occasions: against Barney in Week 2 - where he failed to capitalise in the last leg - against Taylor in Week 4 - where he missed three darts to beat Pheel on TV for the first time - and against fellow eliminated one Jelle Klaasen in Week 5, where he actually showed some fight and got a point from 6-4 down.

Much like in 2015, Kimbo repeatedly choked at important moments to lose narrowly: 4 missed darts to take a point off MVG probably his nadir in that regard.

After the stomping shenanigans of two weeks ago against Adrian Lewis, where he bottled it from 3-3 against one of the most inconsistent players there is, he gave up the next week against Gary Anderson, averaging just 92 to be eliminated. If his mother truly was on his mind in that match, then there's a reason for that performance; that said, Robert Thornton buried his mother the day before hitting a double in 9 darter at the World Grand Prix.

Please don't get invited back next year.

Thanks for the write-up, OP. Unfortunately I can't watch tonight as I'm not at home. But it doesn't look like the most exciting night.

Wright beat Gherkin? Fuck, I didn't even realise there was a tourney over the weekend.

>>74956861
>Wright beat Gherkin? Fuck, I didn't even realise there was a tourney over the weekend.

European Tour 1. It's stream-only. If you want to watch the final at some point, it's here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IOSyuSXBCW4

And we're on now.

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Thursdays best days

Huybrechts is a shithouse.

Based Johnny fat

>clownman still doing dancing

>>74957230
It's his thing.

>adrian is about to turn a corner
wew

>this Taylor booing
fucking glorious

Is "Refcam" the newest PL gimmick?

Nearly as bad as the clap-o-meter.

has any player ever used their dart as a weapon in a tv match?

>Taylel

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>Watching old dart matches
>Taylel having a pedo mustache

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>4 legs in a row
>Philth Taylel

>paedo suarez's wanking wrist hurting again

>26
too old

>Paedo

just

Hugh weir reffing pl when?

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And so goes Jelle Klaasen out of the Premier League, pocketing £30,000 along the way with a poor tournament average of about 92, his highest match average being just shy of 99.

The nonce's tendency to switch off in matches is now been replaced with a bout of tendonitis that he's had since before the Worlds. It makes you wonder why he even accepted the invite if it's been such a long-standing problem.

Still, at least he had a win, over Dave Chisnall in the only non-draw in Brighton, which is more than Huybrechts managed. On the subject of Kim, Jelle's only other point was against the Belgian as he struggled to do anything.

Stop jacking off to retards, Jelle. That way, you wouldn't fuck your wrist up.

>>74957639
Ware officiated the first match at Exeter if I remember correctly.

>WUN HUNDWUD AND FORTEE

Im fairly certain OP is justin credible and im ok with that

>>74957698
lel

Le counting man vs le counting calories man

>>74957698

>no swearing
>No Wade rimming

nah

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rev up those filenames
>lewis too out of breath to run up the stairs this week

Oh God, Gando's trying to grow a goatee.

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>>74957726

>le counting man

>le counting, giggling, matchraising man

DAT 143

SNACKPOT SHOOK

>>74957846
Dat spoiler

lewis getting HAMMERED

THE MAX

>It's a Shatpot doesn't show up episode

again...

The absolute game raising mad man

>>74957865
That was last week.

Childhood is idolizing Russ Bray

Adulthood is realizing George Noble makes more sense

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>>74957726

>painting all weekend

Gando adopting MVG's Leyland tactics

>Gando whining about Wright being gifted a win

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Based chizzy is back

>>74958004
>chizzy
>based
He's a retard.

You now remember the New Zealand poster who somehow always managed to tune into a Dave Chisnall match.

>>74958015
Fuck u chizzy is the man

>>74958015
Are you forgetting exeter ? Two wins for the madman

Just?

>Wadey's gut

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>Wade
Are we going to see Barney repeat 2014?

Fuck m8 been drinking outside all day now comfy watching

>james wade

>30

>the shantytown of wade

Whats he moanin about

gonny be an early as fuck finish tonight.

the good people of cardiff will be seething they've shelled out for this

>>74958170
I don't think they'll care as long as they get pissed.

Wade has been pathetic tonight.

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>>74958170
PDC tweeted it was a sellout as well

The crowd are a joke. Are the even watching

>the machine
>affected by the human condition more than any other player

Wade clearly enraged by the Wright walkover so decided to throw the match.

>Dave Clark constantly calling MVG 'Mighty Michael van Gerwen'.

Mildly annoying

Why is darts so popular in the Netherlands but not across the rest of the continent?

I'm not particularly fond of Clown, but all these butthurt players digging him out rather than Hearn and co is a pisstake.

Time for bssed chizzy to beat autism

Screencap this faggots

>>74958330
Well its played a lot here in bars and stuff, but i would have guessed its like that in the rest of europe

>>74958333
>thinking they have the balls to take on Uncle Barry

Does chizzy look like a fat levandoski

>>74958330
Because of Raymond van Barneveld. If for example Belgium or Germany will get a multi times world champion it would become more populair as well. I would even say that without Barney there was a big chance players like MvG, Klaassen and Big Ben wouldnt be playing right now.

>>74958605
>Germany's darting hotshot is Max Hopp
Bad times.

THE GREEN MACHINE

>Part instead of Mardle

Thank fuck

[autism activates]

>>74958330
Darts became very popular in Germany over the last I'd say two years. Screen time increased a lot but yeah it's still niche. But the amount of people who are aware of Darts definitely is growing.

Chizzy will be the Robert Thornton '14/Stephen Bunting '15/Robert Thornton '16 of this year's play-off phase and be used as fodder.

*autism intensifies*

>getting beaten up by that kid who always wears green and drinks paint in your special ed class
>jizzy

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Fuck sake chizzle

P I T Y
L E G

>>74958715

wat is life?

People paid to go to this tonight

Kek

>leaving D15
Why?

>>74958742
Theyve only missed Clown man v Kimmy, shame that Wade was out of sorts though.

>22
Chizzy throws his IQ!

Chizzy hitting his IQ there

>chizzy_throws_his_IQ.jpg

>>74958758
Awful games. The power salvaged it a bit

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>All these 180's

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>>74958346

Autism doing another Vernichtungsfeldzug.

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>>74958762
>>74958765
>>74958767

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>>74958762
>>74958765
>>74958767
intelligencemind

And that D10 ends a fairly one-sided and truncated night that closes the regular league phase.

With Kim Huybrechts missing the night through family trauma (although rumours this was actually due to being haunted by a bearded 3-time World Champion are still unproven) and Peter Wright receiving a controversial 7-0 walkover as a result, this put the impetus on the chasing pack to do something. They all did.

First to achieve was Phil Taylor in the tightest fixture of the night as Jelle Klaasen once again started out strong but faded away; Paedo Suarez won 4 straight legs for a 4-1 lead but his tendonitis flared up again as Pheel won 4 straight of his own, and although it went to a 12th leg, Klaasen was nowhere near to claiming a draw.

Gary Anderson gave Adrian Lewis a taste of his own gameraising medicine in their crunch match with a stunning 107 average and 78% checkout rate. Lewis hit 81 to go 2-1 up but a single missed dart at tops for 3-1 ignited the Scot as 15 and 13 dart legs led into back-to-back ton plus finishes with a 143 and the max out to go 6-2 up and held out for a crushing victory over a much improved Snackpot from last week.

Raymond van Barneveld continued his winning streak with a fourth victory in succession over a protesting James Wade. The Machine, never one to be part of a clique, was clearly enraged by the decision to award Wright a 7-0 victory and didn't bother playing until the sixth leg. Barney wasn't at his best but a 95 average was more than enough to break Wade down.

Michael van Gerwen showed Wade how to protest in style as he returned to the top of the league in typically murderous fashion. Although there were no high outs - MVG's 44 the best - it was a 104 average that sent Dave Chisnall packing. A whitewash was on the cards at 5-0 but Chizzy claimed a pity leg but no more.

It's Dublin next week with the fixtures announced tomorrow; The Darts Show is also on again on ITV4 on Friday and Sunday. See you then.

>>74959095
>The Darts Show

lol will try and remember to tune in

>>74959095
Thanks mate. See you.