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/nocheinmalschlafendannwirdswasgeben/ edition

31.03 - 02.04.2017
26. BuLi matchday
Hertha BSC : 1899 Hoffenheim
Bayern München : FC Augsburg
FC Schalke 04 : Borussia Dortmund
Hamburger SV : 1. FC Köln
SC Freiburg : Werder Bremen
RB Leipzig : SV Darmstadt 98
Eintracht Frankfurt : Borussia Mönchengladbach
FC Ingolstadt 04 : 1. FSV Mainz 05
Bayer 04 Leverkusen : VfL Wolfsburg
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Manuel Neuer had minor surgery on his left foot and will miss the next two games against Augsburg and Hoffenheim.
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>>74954077
who's their current back up?
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>>74954084
Sven Ulreich
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>>74954088
good reflexes, but other than that he's average at best.
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>>74954098
>"""deutsch"""
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>>74954157
no need for meme arrows unless you don't consider munich to be german
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who /hamburger/ here
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you, burger
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Dahoud's going to Dortmund at the end of the season
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>>74954649
got any source?
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>>74954726
Both sides have confirmed it.
https://mobile.twitter.com/borussia/status/847396830564368384
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>>74954743
Noice. Not even a BVB fan, but I'm excited to see him play at Dortmund. Perfect Gündogan replacement imo.
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>>74954779
hehe
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hello i am here now
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>>74954788
ayoo
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Rode to Gladbach when?
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>tfw six additional tickets to RBL-Bayern
thank you based Red Bull
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>dumbers
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>>74954891
Nice. I'm hoping for some corporate tickets for Brondby soon, but I guess the playoff thing meant the games were decided much later than usual.
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>>74954910
>jan i tor
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>Bastian Schweinsteiger was flummoxed when asked at a press conference if his signing for the Chicago Fire could help the MLS club win a World Cup – a competition exclusively for international teams
https://www.theguardian.com/football/video/2017/mar/30/confusion-reigns-as-bastian-schweinsteiger-asked-if-chicago-fire-can-win-world-cup-video
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>>74954924
>– a competition exclusively for international teams
Thanks for the explanation.
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>Eurosnobs don't know about the Club World Cup
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>>74954924
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>>74954936
the guardian is pretty much an american news site these days
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I could easily see Dortmund winning the Bundesliga next season and honestly also the Champions League within maybe three.
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Lell
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>>74954956
lol
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>Gnabry out for two games
Ugh
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>>74954956
what's the story with transcendental meditation yogi and the BVB?
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>Dortmund buying the best players of their immediate rivals again
ugh
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>Seit dem letzten Sommer arbeitet der BVB mit dem von Thomas Tuchel empfohlenen Meditations-Guru Dr. Ulrich Bauhofer zusammen, welche anhand von Meditation versucht den Spielern beizubringen, gegen Stress, Schlafprobleme und Bluthochdruck zu arbeiten.
>Wie die BILD berichtet waren die Meditationsübungen nicht im Sinne aller BVB-Profis und einige sollen sich sogar bei der Geschäftsführung über die Praktiken des Gurus beschwert haben.
>Hans-Joachim Watzke dazu: „Herr Bauhofer hat in der Vorrunde Meditationsübungen durchgeführt. Dieses wurde in der Winterpause beendet.“
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>>74954951
not so fast!

>>74954991
this
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>>74955006
>>Wie die BILD berichtet waren die Meditationsübungen nicht im Sinne aller BVB-Profis und einige sollen sich sogar bei der Geschäftsführung über die Praktiken des Gurus beschwert haben.
did he touched their no-no areas?
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>>74955016
>Toprak, Dahoud
yes

>Schürrle
maybe

>Bürki, Weigl
definitely no
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Gebt mir doch mal ein paar Wett Tipps, werte Nachbarn
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>>74955030
'ok'
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>>74955016

>1860 direkter Konkurrent von Dortmund
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>>74955030
>paying 12 million for a has-been like Toprak
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>>74955044
>Gladbach kein direkter Konkurrent von Dortmund
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>>74955044
>Dortmund direkter Konkurrent von Bayern
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>Bayern
>Konkurrent
the name of the thread is /bundes/, not /CL/
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Hertha Berlin plan to construct a 55,000-seater football stadium next to the Olympic Stadium by 2025.
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>>74955066
looks like they're missing a complete stand
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Schürrle, Reus, Götze, Sahin, Kagawa, Mor, Dembélé, Pulisic, Durm, Dahoud, Rode, Ginter, Castro, Bender.

So not only are they hypocritically stealing players from their competitors, they are also hoarding way more players than they need, just like Chelsea.
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>>74955066

>have the GOAT stadium from an architecture standpoint
>let's build a playmobil stadium
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ugh
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>>74955072
It will be bad for the birds in the area
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>>74955085
hmmm....
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Geeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrdd mooooooooooooooornin
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i dig that joke
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>>74955106
Grreereeeeereeerreeeedred moioorooooooooooonon
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>>74955075
That's nazi
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>>74955054

Oh, hun! I can smell your sweet, sweet tears.
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>>74955108
twittermark was faster >>74954779
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>>74954065
Is this /Austria bundes/?
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Serious question: Is there anything more pathetic than a Buyern customer?

>player transfer from Gladbach to Dortmund
>mad Bauerns are in full defence mode and activate their IDF

hahahha, stay mad Bauern keks.
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>>74955119
fuck tweetmark >:(
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>>74955121
no apparently this is Buyernbabbie's safe space where they can find shelter from cruel reality.
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>>74955037
never did any betting but I'm sure that Bayern is going to win their game
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>>74955121
let's just say yes.
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>>74955129
nice image
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>>74955074
I'm just glad they aren't like Arsenal.
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>>74955121
Are any Austrian teams better than Darmstadt and any other first bundesliga teams?
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>>74955159

RB Salzburg is probably better than Darmstadt but other than that, not really.
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>>74955146
thank you, i edited it a little.

here's the original
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>>74955159
RattenBall Salzburg probably.
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>>74955166
hehe
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>>74955129
Hehe, I like that
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>>74955108
Why do so many Czechs have German names? I thought they killed and expelled them all after WW2 (because apparently committing genocide in order to create homogeneous countries is only good when it goes against Germans but gets talked about for decades when it's committed by Germany).
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>>74955192
>>>/pol/
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>>74955192

Höcke pls go
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>>74955192
pls kys
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>>74955192
because "czech" is an artificial nationality. They are mostly Germanic mixed with a bit Slavic.
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its all dresden now
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Transfers are a drug
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>>74955264
elaborate
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This fucking thread

>Buyern
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>>74955278
Once a transfer breaks, all you want is more, more more.
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This fucking thread

>Boughtmund
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>madmark
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Ribéry's son visiting Bayern's training
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does he know that his daddy fucks underage prostitutes?
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>>74955344
what a fatty 0/10 wouldn't parent
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why is the son of a sportsman so fat
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Because his mom doesn't work so he's probably at home with her all day where she keeps feeding him stuff so he'll leave her alone while she drinks.
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his wife looks like she could be his mother desu
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>>74955344

did he take his son to the whorehouse already?
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>>74955118
From 16 points away? You have a good sense of smell.
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>>74955373
for mentally handicapped Buyern fags even basic skills look like high art
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>>74955367
his entire look is how I imagine rural Quebecois people to be like
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>>74955468
good ol' timmy
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>Buyern

5x5 GET!
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>>74955468
is it the dillingen in saarland or the dillingen in i don't care anyway?
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>>74955074
so how many midfielders for a team competing in three competitions are allowed then?
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>>74955560
I don't know. I might have a look at the first one on google images later.

>>74955591
Less than fourteen, that's for sure!
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>>74955074
>but muh echte liebe underdog good guys :^)
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>>74955611
okay so if sahin moves next season its gonna be thirteen, wich is "Less than fourteen, that's for sure!"
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>>74955560
it's in bavaria, I live quite near
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>>74955631
And Ginter and Bender are CBs. And Durm's a RWB. Which would take it down to 10 for 4 midfield and attacking positions, with one of them also able to play at CF and one of them ded for the foreseeable future.
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Norwegian women's handball team Larvik suffered their first home defeat in 18 years and 15 days yesterday.
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>>74955663
might as well kill themselves
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>>74955642
that's too bad then.

>>74955663
>Larviksliga
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>>74955654
suddenly doesn't sound like too many midfielders anymore, I hope they get Goretzka and/or Meyer, too!
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Nice to come home to the time trial at Driedaagse De Panne and a podcast looking at Ronde Van Vlaanderen
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>>74955663
>none of them was even born when they lost their last game
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Dillingen an der Donau looks quite okay for a village that's far away from the ocean.
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>>74955779
The whole Donau region is beautiful and comfy. Except for October-December, the constant fog makes you want to kill yourself.
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>>74954098
>p-pls notice me
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Premier League darts tonight. I'll write it behind the ear.

>>74955839
Yes it's a lovely area on this globe we call home.
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>>74954956
kek
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>>74954951

With epic Watzkonomics this is just a dream, though. Le Ausbilderverein meme will live as long as he's in charge.
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>>74955839
>tfw living in Dreiflüssestadt Passau
yeah the fog can be a bitch
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>>74955129
>guy
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2bh Dortmund will fly out against Moenaco
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>fly out
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>Bayern looking at Keita

It starts again.

Also, too jewish to pay for Eberl.
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what are your favourite /bundes/ memes?
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>>74956075
Tabea Kemme
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>>74956075
me
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Will Ingolstadt stay in the Bundes? I hope so
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>>74956154
no, they will fly out and land in second bundes. and then get demoted to third bundes the next season

their 15 minutes of fame are over
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>>74956154
No. But I get the feeling that Walpurgis might be the right coach for them to get promoted next season.
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>>74956166
B-b-but Audi said they want to have a regular mid-table team in the Bundes ;_;
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They will go down on their ass and elbows
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>>74956195
ingolshit is less attractive than wolfsburg. like who literally wants to watch them?

nobody, that's who.
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>>74956212
people who like superüberhighintense gegenpressing like the cunt in pic related
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>>74956229
Any generic team can play like that. Even the consumers played like that in the first half of their season, and much better.

Ingolstadt is just a boring ass city that makes people go "meh". Do they even have any noteworthy attractions that some travelling footy fans could come and see while waiting for a champions league match vs them to start?
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>>74956244
When I was there they had one of those typical German things with a few market stalls that sold sausages and beer.
I'm sure most visiting fans will be happy with that.
It's not the most exciting city and the riverfront is very badly utilised.
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>>74956244
I agree
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>>74956244
A few museums, a lot of football fans visit the audi museum. A nice Park and the Altstadt has a few tourist attractions too, like the new castle, Münster and Kreuztor.
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goodbye
songs like this always get me into a summer mood
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFhTtFJ3LH0
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tfw feeling very dysphoric today because someone said something mean to me
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>>74956382
you look stupid

lemoa
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>>74954065
we really need a new OC
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>>74956401
Yeah
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>>74956382
tell >me what happened.
I'm going to read it when I return.
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>>74954959
haha
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>>74954077
my face when hes back for dortmund and madrid
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>>74956418
hello?
how's it going?
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>>74954077
perfect timing for a surgery

>>74954103
they could put joshua kimmich in goal and still win against hoffenheim and augsburg
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well i need to test some chairs
maybe even buy a projector
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>>74955020
no
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>>74955344
>türken junge

pfui deibel
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>>74955344
entitled little shit

>>74955344
checked
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>>74955348
no

>>74955360
i have such an aversion towards women. its like a one in a million i hear from a womans behaviour i can get behind
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>>74956441
I've had a head ache all day, but apart from that doing fine. And you?
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>>74956511
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>>74955371
no
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>>74955553
nice try
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>>74956518
whoa sorry to hear that, i hope you get better
we use a medicament for that her e

im good and you
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>>74956147
i believe you

>>74956368
bye

>>74956368
good song, i can listen to that
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>>74956382
i was close to saying "nice pantyhoses" to a woman at the grocery shop couple days ago.
people always remember these things. i remember the most awkward stuff from like 15 years ago word by word

i think im in the position to tell people stuff like that. makes them feel good without me being creepy. think of me as chris hemsworth
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>>74956401
hows this for some fresh fruit
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>>74956588
i like it
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>>74956595
fantastic
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Hertha vs Hoffenheim tomorrow
this might be good

>inb4 a typical Hertha Freitagsspiel snorefest
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>>74956588
Super

>>74956618
Yeah it could turn out to be a yawn-o-rama
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>>74955066
Why not just put some curtains up in the Olympic Stadium to make it feel a little more cosy?
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>football is back
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>>74956725
dead eyes
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Eins zwei polezi
Drei vier grenadier
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xd
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and another one
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>>74957254
Very good!
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good afternoon bundeslads

its cold and dark and raining a lot over here. the most comfy weather Tbh
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>>74957491
i prefer warm summer evenings over the eternal darkness of winter
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>>74957568
yes
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>>74954098
His stupid ass doesn't fit into the (((die Mannschaft TM))) frame. If you're stupid, be likable stupid like Poldi. Also he isn't that much better than other players in his position.
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Bayern Munich vs Atletico Madrid 2-1 - UCL 2015/2016 Semifinal - All Goals & Full Highlights

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qc2JFsKh52A

just watched and remembered this
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night
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>>74956588

good one
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>>74957254
I like it.

>>74957491
has been quite warm and sunny around here for this time of the year
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>>74956588
this is nice too
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>>74957824
good night
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>>74957568
I wholeheartedly agree.
But the finnish winter is probably much darker and thus harder to withstand than the german winter.
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>>74958005
>no Coke
???
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>>74956725
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>>74956976
fünf sechs alte Gags
sieben acht gute Nacht
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just found out that they're Italian.
The more you know.
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>>74958014
You're right. They probably already forgot about him. Or they knew that Passlack is going to be discussed more in their forum.
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>>74957984
finnish winter sucks the life out of your soul
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>>74958122
I can only imagine what this kind of winter feels like. Even the somewhat mild german winter gets me in a more or less constant depressive mood.
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i've something in my pants you can suck ;)
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>>74958086
I want this pic as a poster, so I can put it up next to my bed and watch it every morning after I wake up.
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>>74958150
candy?
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>>74958122
It looks kinda comfy though. Can't remeber the last time I saw a decent amount of snow in the streets.
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Is everyone already asleep?
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>>74958482
yes
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>>74958501
I see
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well good night then
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Good morning
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>drunkimark
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Why can't it be winter right now?
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>>74958318
it is rarely "comfy", first and last 6 weeks of winter are just slush, the temperature keeps going below and above zero every other day and sun rises at 9:15 and sets at 15:30

finnish summers are amazing though, that will be the only thing i will miss when i will leave this god forsaken country for good
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>>74959388
Moving to England?
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>>74960329
no, not even an option really after brexit and everything tbqh

probably austria,luxembourg or france
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>>74960343
I am willing to bet that there will still be some sort of free movement. However Austria would probably be comfy so long as you can speak German. Good luck regardless.
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>>74960391
it's not that much about freedom of movement but just the overall atmosphere and feeling in england now and for the foreseeable future
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good night
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>>74957197
ehehe
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>>74958750
night

>>74958899
morning

>>74959026
ehehe

>>74959218
it's summer

>>74960433
that's too bad

>>74962586
nihgt
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gooooooooooooooooooooooooood morning
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>>74958899
>>74964995
morning
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Dank dem Weed bin ich higher als ein hoher Turm
Ich bin so gottverdammt high, Boy
Im Hood wird geschossen; keine Schlägerei Boy, Bang
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>>74955074
Sahin is dead most of the time and on his way out.
Kagawa is on his way out.
Rode might be off loaded.
Reus is injured every other day.
Gotze is fat and useless now.
Schurrle is also questionable.
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>>74965161

pls consider killing yourself, degenerate pothead
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denmark, pls translate
>>74966022
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>>74966077
Can't really make it out
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>dumbmark
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>>74966144
ugh, "thanks"
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*fires new speculations about denmark being actually a Neu-Däne*
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>>74966175
Okay I gave it another try and they're just yelling "jaaaaaaaaa" and then I guess "se hvor jeg står" and "hold kæft, mand".
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Can someone explain to me who that German defender who wears the blue shirt and gets posted often about is
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>>74966227
but how is that funny?
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>a fight for a spot to play in the CL next season between Hoffenheim and Hertha

What the fuck?
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>>74966274
Well that's what I don't get.
I just assumed the cricketing itself was funny, but I don't know anything about the sport.
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>>74966249
that's höwedes
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>>74966320
they aren't worse than Neverkusen
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time to do my taxes
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>Swiss
>taxes
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>>74965161
good post

>>74965843
rude
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>>74967102
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At Chicago Bulls v Cleveland Cavaliers
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>>74966459
Why is he a meme?
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>>74967254
he enjoys playing at >Schalke
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>>74964995
Good morning


Bundesliga is finally back
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>tfw getting stressed out by seeing unread articles in your tabs but you know you'll forget them if you move them to your reading list
Maybe one of you can read this for me. English football twitter is going crazy over it

https://www.theguardian.com/football/2017/mar/30/brian-kilcline-footballer-coventry-city
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UUUUUUUUUuuuuuhhhh it's finally TIME FOR BUNDES AGAIN!!!!!

Uuuuuuuhhhh
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>>74967606
This
>>
Some news from today:

Lars Bender will miss the rest of the season after an ankle operation.

Ancelotti says that Coman will stay next season and that there's no way Bayern will sell Kimmich.
He also says Boateng is fit and will start tomorrow.
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>>74967672
GOATetzka to Bayern this summer or the next?
>>
>>74964995
hello sweetheart, goood morning. how has your day been so far
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>>74967821
busy packing stuff
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>>74966547
how are you doing
>>
>>74967102
>>74967109
so basically the pitch has wheels?
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>>74967437
no
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>>74967672
coach carlo rules
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>>74967928
Yes

>>74967937
It's okay, I ended up reading it

>>74967940
Ya
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>>74967902
okay
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shut the fuck up, tobi
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>>74968044
sei leise nico
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>>74968044
>>74968073
Sören-Malte und Johannes, ihr habt jetzt beide Sendepause. Sonst komm ich rüber.
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uJCYbdaGHUU
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In all this Bundesliga euphoria, let's not forget the most historic games of the day, the first playoff football in the highest Danish division since the early '90s.
18:00 AC Horsens - OB in the relegation playoff and 20:15 FC Nordsjælland - Lyngby in the championship playoff.
FCN - Lyngby is also a very heated rivalry where Nordsjælland are the bad guys.
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>>74968458
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
>>
Don't forget: Three games in the 2. Bundesliga today, all at 18:30.
Aue - St. Pauli
Düsseldorf - 1860
Nürnberg - Karlsruhe
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Will /bundes/ participate in this?
>>74967717
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fuck no
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WHYYYYY??
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>>74968630
/bundes/ isn't a general. it's a chatroom

>>74968548
>Aue - St. Pauli
nice
>>
I'm literally about to watch AC Horsens - OB
what am I doing with my life. At least gonna listen to Football Weekly Extra instead of the commentary.
OB do have some healthy-looking young men inntheir side.
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>>74968980
>AC Horsens - OB
supporting your domestic league is a good thing
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>>74968996
Yes. Maybe I'll even watch Farum - Lyngby later?

In this game I will support OB. Fyn is a severely underrated part of the country and even though I'm not a big fan of Odense, I think it would be nice if they had a good team again.
I don't care much for AC Horsens (never visited the city but I hear it's nice - at the end of a fjord so I don't doubt it), but I do like their coach.
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>>74968980
Just look at him.
>>
>Horsens
lol
>>
>Horsens
>logo is three interlocking rings

>Randers
>logo is a horse
>>
:3
>>
geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerd afternoon bundes

looking forward to an entertaining, cheeky 0-1 win for Hoffenheim
>>
>>74969113
hey hello ooooooo
>>
>>74969117
yes hi :)

what is your prediction for the game?
>>
>>74969133
0-0
>>
Why is the grass this bad in Horsens?
We've had an international break and mild weather for a while.
>>
cause the horsens have been eating it
>>
This game is a real yawn-o-rama
>>
>danish football
>boring
no shit
>>
>>74969646
Right
>>
Insomnia.2002.1080p.BluRay.x264.YIFY.mp4
>>
>Ylli Sallahi still exists
>>
Woooooooooow okay I was just about to be super mad that google had put some ad in the bottom left corner of google maps but then I clicked it and it's glorious.

Open it on your phone or tablet now haha
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is this /bundes/?
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Hertha: Jarstein, Pekarik, Langkamp, Brooks, Mittelstädt, Stark, Skjelbred, Esswein, Darida, Kalou, Ibisevic

Hoffenheim: Baumann, Hübner, Vogt, Süle, Rudy, Zuber, Toljan, Amiri, Demirbay, Kramaric, Wagner
>>
^^
>>
>>74968700
>it's warmer in Bremen than in Sao Paulo
>>
I wish there was a Premier League game on tonight.
>>
>>74970013
Boa noite btw :)
>>
Think I will opt for Bmundesliga over Superliga for the late game.
FC Nordsjælland - Lyngby just doesn't tickle my fancy.
The big Bundesliga connection in that game is the coaches btw.
FCN's head coach Kasper Hjulmand needs no introduction.
Lyngby's, David Nielsen, played a few games for Fortuna Düsseldorf and his son has signed for RB Leipzig.
He's also a black man having great success as a head coach. Surely something we can all get behind! More of that, please.
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>>74970352
i have something you can tickle
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>Ostkurve
>>
>>74969278
hehe
>>
So uh I guess Langkamp doesn't really like playing in the Bundesliga with the way German referees approach added time hehe
>>
>>74970508
huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh?!
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>>74970551
>>
Why do they come down on escalator?
>>
>the city of Danish humour
>>
>>74970584
hehe, thanks

>>74970613
fatties don't like to use stairs
>>
'ere we go
>>
Goooooo Brooks \m/--@_@--\m/
>>
>Wagner's finger
kek
>>
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
>>
>Tears
>>
why is every hoff player playing hero ball
>>
Turned the game off to watch Limmy's live improv webcam show
>>
FUCK YES
>>
PEKARIK PEKARIK PEKARIK PEKARIK PEKARIK PEKARIK PEKARIK PEKARIK PEKARIK PEKARIK PEKARIK PEKARIK PEKARIK PEKARIK PEKARIK PEKARIK PEKARIK PEKARIK PEKARIK PEKARIK PEKARIK PEKARIK PEKARIK PEKARIK PEKARIK PEKARIK PEKARIK PEKARIK PEKARIK PEKARIK PEKARIK PEKARIK PEKARIK PEKARIK PEKARIK PEKARIK PEKARIK PEKARIK PEKARIK PEKARIK PEKARIK PEKARIK PEKARIK PEKARIK
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>>74970909
>(You)
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Esswein is based desu
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FUCK NO
>>
KRAMARIC KRAMARIC KRAMARIC KRAMARIC KRAMARIC KRAMARIC KRAMARIC KRAMARIC KRAMARIC KRAMARIC KRAMARIC KRAMARIC KRAMARIC KRAMARIC KRAMARIC KRAMARIC KRAMARIC KRAMARIC KRAMARIC KRAMARIC KRAMARIC KRAMARIC KRAMARIC KRAMARIC KRAMARIC KRAMARIC KRAMARIC KRAMARIC KRAMARIC KRAMARIC KRAMARIC KRAMARIC KRAMARIC KRAMARIC KRAMARIC KRAMARIC KRAMARIC KRAMARIC KRAMARIC KRAMARIC KRAMARIC KRAMARIC
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>>74970949
I don't care
>>
kek
Germany BTFO by denmark AGAIN
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>>74971039
>>
hm, o.k. thriller. pretty predictable but still somewhat enjoyable to watch
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>>74971111
checked
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>>74971064
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>>74971119
>>74971064
kiss each other now
>>
WOAH:
Sky: Eberl extends his contract until 2022. Is not going to Bayern.
>>
>>74971210
yeah
>>
This is a good thing.
Eberl is too small-time for Bayern.
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>>74971174
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>>74971210
Most overrated man in German football? Y/N
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>>74971243
Y (after Weinzierl was found out this season)
>>
>>74971243
J
>>
time for a beer
>>
I hope someone has a new thread prepared??
>>
>>74971265
denmark chan pls make one for >us
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>>74971265
i dont
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