Cristiano Ronaldo : Michael Jackson :: Lionel Messi : David Bowie
what's the bigger compliment?
>>74954064
:: Jamie Vardy : John Lennon+Paul McCartney
Ronaldo Elton John
Messi John Lennon
Neymar Drake
Suárez Pavarotti
Bale Ozzy
Hazard 1 Direction
Ibrahimovic Bijelo Dugme
David Luiz Europe
Gotze Bieber
ronaldo = aretha franklin
messi = kanye west
>>74954072
obviously david bowie, since he wasn't a bleached pedophile whos nose fell off.
>>74954064
Michael Jackson is dead though
Real Madrid: The Rolling Stones
Barcelona: The Beatles
Bayern Munich: The Who
Man Utd: Led Zeppelin
Juventus: Pink Floyd
Chelsea: Cream
Arsenal: The Kinks
Tottenham: The Doors
Liverpool: The Beach Boys
>>74955416
Real Madrid is Elvis in that scenario
>>74955416
Arsenal: Village People
>>74955445
no, Real Madrid are the best club of all time, so get the best band of all time
>>74955416
Man City: Tupac
>>74955454
But Barcelona is the Beatles
Anyway, Porto is The Cure
>>74955472
>barcelona
>the best club ever
>only 4 champions leagues
>the beatles
>the best band ever
kek. either suggestion is laughable
>>74955416
Dad?
I thought Mom told you to stop wasting time on /sp/
>>74955538
>you
get you and your nando's haircut to fuck
>>74955549
Fuck off, Dad
Just because you went bald at 21
>>74955528
>I've never listened to Tomorrow Never Knows or Happiness Is A Warm Gun
>>74955581
>you
>>74955416
barcelona are barely Beach Boys tier desu
>>74955598
>you
>>74955610
>you
>>74955655
>you
>>74955670
>>74955528
beatles are the best band ever tho
Ronaldo = having a good time with friends and flirting with girls
Messi = collecting common stamps
>>74955707
>Ronaldo
>Flirting with girls
Pick one
>>74955124
>Bowie wasn't a pedophile
He was openly bisexual. Wouldn't surprise me if he fucked his share of kids with Jimmy Saville