/hoc/

There will not be a winner of the Stanley Cup playoffs this season as the world will end before a team wins.

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Go go go Preds!

you have ten (10) seconds to prove the kongs aren't the new hurricanes

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sergei... i... i... *blushes*

>>74950069
y?

TICK TOCK, KONGS

>>74950078
give me one good reason you wouldnt bury your face in her ass and stick your tongue all the way up her ass you cannot good sir

lol iginla fighting a flame in the dome

times they are a changin

>>74950092
A cheeseburger-based nuclear holocaust will occur before game 1.

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*blocks your path in the showers*

>>74950095
She's not real.

>>74950110
He fought giordano a few months ago.

>>74950128
no homo but I absolutely wouldn't mind getting obliterated between these thighs

Doughty is really scares of a kid

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who /kongseliminationday/ here?
>kongs

Biginla

>>74950148
He tried to fight him, the refs were fags and broke it up

>>74950148
They thought about it but the Refs denied us that fight

>>74950079
The hurricanes were never as good as the kings were

>>74950194
well the point is shifting into irrelevance forever after winning your cup(s)

>>74950081
>>74950128
gay as fuck

>>74950169
we have to hold on to our >kongs till friday assuming the blues and canucks win

>>74950215
The kings at their peak were probably the most dominant shut down team we've seen in decades. The canes at their peak were riding a hot goalie playing absolutely out of his mind, and unfortunately for them Ward was never as good as he was in those playoffs. Ya quick had that unreal stretch in the playoffs that one year, but the difference was he wasn't carrying the team.

There were some games the kings looked like they could still win even if they didn't have a goalie

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is this is worst captain in the nhl today?

>>74950315
but I will agree, they chose loyalty to their veterans over shrewd/cut throat management and dumping them at free agency. It was probably the right thing to do, but not really well suited to today's NHL.

Why does Poodreau have such weak babby hands?

>>74950346
while these contracts certainly suck, they didn't have real cap casualties like the hawks IIRC. their real problem is absolutely no depth on both the NHL level and in their farm system. most teams have guys on ELCs that perform better than everyone but Pearson Toffoli Carter and Kopitar

>rags

>>74950069
Trump will be impeached, convicted and arrested so he won't be able to start that nuclear war for you Putin.

Also the Blackhawks will win the Stanley Cup again meaning Chicago wins at everything. Suck a dick peoria.

>yfw in the last week we have seen the >kongs bullied by a hobbit and a 19 year old

>>74950456
Oh for sure, but everyone saw this coming 4 years ago. They went all in on the team they had without regard for their future.

The difference between them and chicago is that LA doesn't have any players as good as Toews, Kane, Seabrook or Keith. Take those guys away, or replace them with brown, carter, doughty (who I like a lot, not a knock against doughty) and muzzin and I doubt that chicago would be a playoff team either. I'd even venture to say that if you throw those 4 guys on any team in the league they turn into playoff contenders over night

>>74950528
Why is doughty so scared of kid?

the hottest player in the nhl is auston matthews. he is so thick and young. just imagine lol

>>74950574
Why is Muzzin?

The kongs are fuckin bitches. That team went off the rails in one season.

>>74950577
willy nylander looks like he would steal your girlfriend and cheat on her with your mom

>>74950574
Doughty is a fake tough guy. Classic spot picker

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>the captain is inbound
https://www.nhl.com/news/tampa-bays-steven-stamkos-may-be-ready-to-return/c-288219026
does anyone have that old gundamkos f91 picture?

>>74950628
he's cute too but i like a little bit more masculinity. he's sort of feminine, although he has a strong jaw. i just think auston would fuck you hard and have thick ropes of cummies

>>74950577
>>74950674
>Amerigays

>>74950632
He was almost cowering behind the ref in case tkachuk hit him

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>>74950128

I think you should go to your nearest walmart.Go to their men's restroom (assuming your gender). Look promptly at the Urinal. See that round mint floating there in what looks like residue piss? Go ahead and grab that and place it directly under your tongue. Its the latest progressive trend and everyone is doing it! The real high doesn't kick in until you go look in the mirror. Go ahead take a nice long look. After you have fulfilled your homosexual desires fucking bash your god damn head into the sink repeatedly until the mint under your tongue begins to taste like a maple laffs cup drought

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GAYS AND TRANNIES

OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUTTTTTTTTTTTT

>pongs
>fleury

>>74950747
they better hope to get their injured dudes back, and soon

You have to feel bad for Bishop if the Kings miss the playoffs and Tampa makes it.

>>74950806
If Tampa makes the playoffs I'll eat my hat.

>rags

>>74950747
>f13ury

>>74950340
Nah. The captain for New York would like to speak with you

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>>74950340

who's watching the chink livestream?

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For real Jackets

>>74951067
Obviously zhang is watching it. Typical leaf. China and the NHL shouldn't go next to each other

tkachuk doesnt like doughty very much

nor does the rest of calgary it seems

>>74951085
http://www.theglobeandmail.com/sports/hockey/the-man-behind-the-push-to-bring-the-nhl-to-china/article34470519/
SOON

>>74951085
I don't want the NHL anywhere near China. They already got a team in 1970.

>tkachuk

Nice try kid

>>74951119
hongcouver wasnt overrun by rich chinks then

i like matt tkachuk

>>74951114
Oh boy.

I hope that team fails just to show that some parts of the world can't play hockey, but then again, that arena could be made by slaves

>>74951163
it was still the slantiest city in Canada. Of course things have gotten worse since Trudeau and Mulroney opened the floodgates.

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>>74951119
They became hungcouver in 1994 after the first stan lee riot

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Thanks for watching the Blackhawks crush shitsburg /hoc/.

>>74951185
I pray for you leafs that hate this bastard. Enjoy some Arab hockey players that will suck ass

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Already Seen What China does for Hockey! And I Dont Like It!

>>74951210
I was talking about Pierre Trudeau. Whatever you've heard about junior, his dad was infinitely worse.

>>74951234
Go fuck wang and millbury. We could have stayed at Nassau but that lighthouse project never fell through. The colli was a lot better then the Barclays, and the Barclays is Shit. At least we're kicked out in 2019. But the islanders need an arena, and fast

>stajun a refpuck moment

That was great acting grabbing his face and then running off the ice like a baby

China is Oil Country

https://www.thestar.com/sports/hockey/2015/06/11/chinas-hockey-voice-living-stanley-cup-dream-arthur.html

https://ca.sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nhl-puck-daddy/connor-mcdavid-takes-historic-trip-to-china-194002498.html

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>>74951246
Good lord, what did the father do? Things worse then the "current year"?

>>74951276
He's the one that made multiculturalism Canada's identity

>>74951292
Well that sucks ass. Why did you guys become like that? Making your country multicultural for the sake that you'd get some respect?

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What over the hill team will he choose to go to at next year's deadline?

>>74951298
because he hated quebec and wanted to see nationalism and catholicism smashed

>>74951300
He wants to go somewhere nice, but he gets send to New Jersey instead.

>>74951309
>catholicism
Who wouldn't? wafers are gross

>>74951298
He's a French-Canadian. They've been planning the downfall of English Canadians ever since the Battle of the Plains of Abraham. Think Darth Sidious.

>>74951318
and soon they will inherit your country casper

>>74951292
Don't forget about his commie constitution.

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Excellent Customer Service

>>74951309
>wanted to see nationalism and catholicism smashed
Nothing wrong with that

>>74951330
kek

>>74951335
glad we agree. you can start by killing that faggot president of yours

>>74951321
Motherfuckers trying to destroy you guys yet the nation is oblivious. What gives to this tactic?

>>74951309
Quebec looks pretty good if you ask me. A lot better then Toronto, but not like Alberta or British Columbia

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>>74951335
>nothing wrong with wanting to see nationalism smashed

<<Still alive, buddy?>>

>flim flams

Iggy gettin jiggy

>>74951335
>Nationalism and Catholicism smashed


Reminder that these two things fueled some powerful nations. I'd say get rid of Catholicism, as it does ruin country's. Religion itself is a lie

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IG IN LA

>kings embarrassing themselves

Lmao doughty is a pussy

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>johnny embellishment

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>Vancouver got the China games

>>74951445
Kings are the best team of the decade and Doughty is the greatest player of our generation.

>>74951483
na bruh
kongs r trash
dooty is trash
u r trash
deal w/it

>>74951483
https://lakingsinsider.com/2017/03/27/doughty-mcdavid-owned-kind-showed/

>>74951479
Like pottery

>5 PP opportunities and the Flams only muster 12 shots

OFFENSIVEDEPTH

>>74951208
based schwarber

jesus chinese is such a disgusting language

Chlamydia sucks bros

>>74951548
Nah. Arabic is worse. Squiggly lines means words for them. At least Chinese is legible or has cohesion

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>>74951524
>tfw 18 year old sam bennett is a bust

>>74951234
Wang tried really hard to get the arena deal done, but Nassau county politics squashed it.

Relocate the goddamn EMBARRASSMENT that is the Arizona Coyotes. I'm watching their game and they have SUB-ATLANTA levels of attendance. Hockey in the desert is a MISTAKE.

>>74951355
BC is literally the San Francisco/Seattle/Portland of canada, you couldn't be more wrong. Quebec is pretty great though, montreal is one of my favorite cities i've ever lived in.

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>every team has played each other at least once this season
>we've already seen a preview of the final, we just don't know it

>>74951552
I know right? Your mom has given it to me twice now with no end in sight.

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>>74951564
I put both at fault. Neither exactly had realistic expectations. That arena should have been dealt with a decade earlier.

>>74951353
>donald
>not getting assassinated

the real question is whether it'll result in a full coup or not

>>74951574
I talked to a coyotes fan at the Nashville islanders game and he said it's because of where the arena is, traffic, the suns, and how the team is. They're good in prospects, but he thinks a arena by the east side can fix them up. Plus snowbirds give attendance a boost

>>74951606
Ironically James Dolan is among one of the investors working to get the islanders an arena.

Plus with the recent renovations to the coliseum it doesn't even have 15,000 seat capacity, which I think is the league minimum.

Why do the Flim flams dive so much?

>>74951641
They should build a arena by citi field.

>Near an airport
>Plenty of open space
>Could give jobs
>7 train is comfy
>Mets and islanders nights
>Industry
>Housing developments
>No obstructed seats


I just hope that the islanders can get their own arena and not move to Quebec

>>74951701
Because they are the inferior Albertan team so they are pussies.

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www.soundcloud.com/cadenceweapon/connor-mcdavid-produced-by-gibbs-and-cadence-weapon

heard this shit yet?

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0IIkjxE4H3n

>>74951737
back to /r/eddit

>>74951705
Would be nice. They have discussed Willets Point and Belmont Park as possible sites. Quebec would be wishful thinking, the NHL would probably move them to the deep south or Hawaii before giving Quebec another team.

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Not tonight flim flams

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>>74951800
>mfw flim flams claim the oilers are only good because they get to play teams on the second half of back to backs

>>74951800
>getting paid like $1M us dollars per goal
kopitar and kings a shit

>>74951799
I think the next Deep South team would be Houston, but I hope not

>teams playing back to backs are easy pickings

>>74951910
Houston has an arena problem because the Rockets' owner has a beef with the NHL

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>mfw someone says brian smelliot is a good goalie

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If you shut down Johnny Hobbit the Flames are nothing. They have no secondary scoring whatsoever.

No wonder we swept those clowns.

>>74951976
Brain Smellit is better than anything Edmomton could shit out.

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>>74951985
>tfw

Long Live the Kings!!!!!!

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>>74951996
t. Incel Flamer

>>74952002
Get eliminated SCRUB!

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>>74951996

>>74951996
Edmonton literally shit out Dubnyk

visiting from /mlb/ and I hear that if I type

>rags

I will get a lot of (you)'s

>>74952026
Connor McFailure will never be a real player. He is too fragile after the big, strong Calgary boys break his glass collarbone from a friendly tap during a game.

>>74952032
Talbot is like 10x better than Elliott.

>>74952045
its not >rags time yet

>>74952045
Please return the second week of april and post

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>rags……......>rags................ >rags . >rags ......... >rags.............>rags >rags >rags............. >rags >rags

>>74952047
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hZmJ0YkXVac

He survived Wideman...

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>>74952047

>>74952075
>>74952076
Yeah, but the Oilers aren't as good as my FAVORITE team, the Winnipeg Jets.

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>>74952096

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>>74952096

>>74952106
They could win 10 games a season for the next 20 years and I would not even mind.

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>>74952096

poor showing from calgary, a good team would show up for the most important game of the regular season

KINGS ROMP

>>74952176
Oilers > Flames

It's just that simple.

>>74952209
Sens > Leafs > Jets > Habs > Oilers = Flames >>>>>>>>>>>> Canucks.

It's just that simple.

>>74952209
calgary is making alberta look bad

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>>74952239
>mfw oilers are the only canadian team to have clinched a playoff berth

>>74952252
Canucks will clinch in about a week. So there's the second team.

>>74952250
They tend to do that.

You have five seconds to tell me why the Vancouver Canucks are not Canada's premier franchise.

>>74952327
kippers is their biggest fan

>>74952327
>no cups
There you go. Even the fucking flimmers have one

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>Laffs

>>74952327
They don't play in their home games in canada

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>>74952176
At least >we get them in the first round. May as well be a bye series

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>>74952387
I wholeheartedly support this matchup.

>>74952353
I can't wait to see them crash and burn in the playoffs. Too bad I like Auston though.

i really doubt people in china give a shit about the canucks just because some chinese people happen to live in vancouver

asians love their celebrities and superstars, nhl should send one

>>74952393
>not wanting to win the division and see the Oilers play the flim flams in the first round so they btfo 8 times in one season

cuck

>>74952393
Ducks/oilers round 2 would be fun deesu

>>74952403
You and I both know the Oilers aren't winning the division.

>>74952399
Ofc not. Chinks only care about ping pong and apehoop

so tkachuk basically spent the entire game getting his ass kicked by random kings before his team was soundly btfo

real good agitator

based pens throwing the rest of their games so they face atlantic division 1st round

>>74952420
His dad strikes me as a tougher guy.

>>74952427
Till they forget how to not lose in the playoffs

>>74952420
The Flames are a creampuff team that couldn't scare Vancouver.

Seriously their toughest guy is Engelland and they still pay Matt Stajan to be the biggest fairy in the league.

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>>74952327
>The Orcas
>Canada's premier franchise

How are the >kongs not eliminated yet

Caps confirmed

>>74952387
>May as well be a bye series
Just like last year.

Why is Johnny hockey such a massive bitch?

>>74952514
Because you honestly put your life in the hands of the flim flams.

>>74952530
Because he's Trumpian.

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>>74952530
Because he's from New Jersey

>>74952514
Flim flams and perds blue it

>>74952554
He's from New Jersey

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>>74952530
the flames actually complained to the league about getting to many penalties, what kind of message does that send to the players?

does it surprise you that they act like petulant children?

oh boy looks like the dooks are getting set up to fail in the first round against a central team again

The Perds and the Stars would easily make the WCF if they got rid of their meme goalies.

>>74952576
Is Pekka over the hill?

>>74952583
No. He has no hill. He's Finnished.

>>74952514
games in had on the blues and flames

>>74952583
H
I
POOP

when was the last time the avalanche won a game?

>>74952395
the vast majority of the leafs dont think we will get passed the first round

No one will be surprised if they make a first round exit

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>>74952612

>>74952612
march 15 against the wongs

>>74952628
I hate this fucking team. Quebec you can have them back now.

Seth Jones has seven fewer points than Nathan MacKinnon.

Nice pick, Avs.

>>74952617
*past

>>74952643
paths

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>>74952628
three wins this month

wow

>>74952528
Nah nashville>calgary
>>74952602
>>74952562
It would still take a legit miracle for kongs to actually get in tho right?

I've applied to be one of the mods on /r/hockey

Wish me luck lads

>>74952694
The Kings have 79 points in 76 games. The most they can end with is 91 points. Calgary has 90 points and Nashville has 89.

>>74952694
basically the kings would have to win every game and the flames or blues would have to lose every game

>>74952727
>the kings would have to win every game and the flames or blues would have to lose every game
Thats what i thought so they may as well be eliminated

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Thoughts?

Quite a bit of talk about doomsday. Makes me want to tell the 2 qts at work "I wish we were miners, and during a cave in your panties were the only form of respirator available, to protect me from the dust". Any chance it will work? My fallback plan is becoming that guy you ask to take care of your dog(s). Not I am not going to sex them.

>>74952761
I miss my old team. But my city was never meant to be a hockey town. At least I can still cheer on the Jets.

>>74952761
fix the shit logo and those trasher jerseys would be goat.

which goaler is that? mask is clean as fuck

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>>74952761
I bet Pavelec fucked her.
He may be a shit goaler but those baby blues probably get the panties wet.

>>74952761
Kari "FFX-2 is the best FF" Lehtonen

Was that the worst job in NHL history with "johnny hockey" faking an injury on the wrong wrist? Either way I wish him luck at the world championship this weekend

>>74952778

Why did the Thrashers logo look more like a hurricane than the Hurricanes'?

>>74952778
Chris Mason. >We brought him in to replace Hedberg. Great mask, isn't it?

>>74952789
Because your autistic

>>74952794

My autistic what?

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>>74952779
>mfw jest unironically blamed based pavs for their tendie problems
I always loved Pavelec. And I'm not a homosexual, but god fucking damn. Those eyes.

>>74952805
Point proven

>>74952812
>proper grammar is autism
No oneder yer cuntry iz fallin part

>>74952810
>these are 10/10s in atlanta, georgia

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>>74952780
The only time Finland was right.
>What's with your mask Kari
>H-heh I just l-liked it...
Who knew Finns had such good taste? X-2 is objectively the last good Final Fantasy.

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Going to post semi-random images from my /sp/ folder. I apologize in advance.

>>74952794
>your autistic
better than having the downs like you

>>74952823
Right? Ugly bitches.

And then they went to Winnipeg. No wonder Kane and Bogosian dipped. And then Enstrom just fucking stopped being elite. Winnibitches ugly ad

>>74952825
how autistic is he?

>>74952810

Pavelec got rode into the ground because >we've never had a competent backup, and Chipman is too jewish to buy one

Not to mention shit tier defence and a prospect ruining goalie coach

>>74952819
>>74952836
>Expecting grammar on an inian basket weaving board
>falling for the oldest bait in the book
Wew

>>74952827
My fucking sides. I miss that game

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For me, its Laine.

>>74952810
lmao Pavelec is garbage, one of the worst starting goalies of the last 10 years
he was terrible on the Thrashers too take off your rose-tinted glasses

>>74952854
People need to realize that you can take the team out of Atlanta, but you cannot take the Atlanta out of the team. Sorry you had to endure suffering. But at least I can always choose whatever team to follow.

>>74952845
ill never forget when boogard was traded to medicine hat in the WHL, the whole city was hyping him up like he was hercules or something

and then he got knocked unconscious by some random lethbridge player in his very first fight in his very first game as a tiger

>>74952876
Well I guess he's no Hercules. Whatever happened to him?

>>74952897
what kind of family landscapes their name into their fucking lawn

>>74952897
Staal's mom is so fucking hot.
I'd kill a man just to suck Staal's dad's dick after he fucked her.

>>74952909
his parents are sod farmers, landscaping is in their blood

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>>74952876
Is RAA even popular?
https://youtu.be/6Och97wVF2E

>>74952876
http://www.hockeyfights.com/players/1571/fightcard/reg2002

Wrong

has laine bust?

>>74952897
they look finnish

>>74952897
Lmao 50 bucks says the one in front is going through a metal phase.

>>74950707
A Fucking leaf.

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HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME

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>>74952897
lmao jared is fucking garbage

>>74952916
>Staal's dad
Thats Mr. Staal boy. I fail to see her attractiveness though.

>>74952926
boogard was definitely in more than 16 fights that season, it was basically all he did

>>74952942
>when the first post is also the best post.jpg

>>74952939
couldnt do a single pullup at the draft combine>>74952942

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>>74952933
>First player to reach 1000 games played in the GOAT draft.
Pretty weak post friendo.

>Pronger: “Yeah, there’s obviously a few things that didn’t set well with me, for instance, taking the furniture that I had in my house and burning it, and having a ‘Burn Chris Pronger’s Furniture Day,’ that really did sit well with me very much. They burned my kid’s crib and things like that. When you hear stories like that it doesn’t sit well.

Who are some players that can't handle the banter?

>>74953035
What's his name again /hoc/?

So USA hockey caved in and pays 70k a year to the wymmyn to play """"hockey"""". Yanks btfo.

>>74953043
Le CAN skate and score man.

Who is the Daniel Hay of the NHL?

>>74953072
>Daniel Hay (May 18, 1781 – January 19, 1853) was an American politician and co-founder of Carmi, Illinois. Born in Virginia, Hay came with his family to Kentucky at a young age. Shortly after his service in the War of 1812, Hay decided to establish a homestead in Illinois. While traversing to his preferred location, he decided instead to help establish Carmi in White County. He was elected the first county sheriff, then served two terms in the Illinois Senate. He spent the rest of his life working to ensure pension payments and operating a store with his son.

Martin St. Louis

>>74953050
>70k a year
As conpared to millions for NHL. 70k is average salary for good jobs. They deserve it.

>>74953088
>They deserve it.

They don't create any fucking revenue so no they don't.

>>74953093
>no revenue
What did he mean by this. If true they'll go out of business any way

>>74953099
No, they'll just take money from the men generate or reduce how much they do at lower levels. Do you honestly think a women's hockey team has enough fans to cover $1.6M in salary plus travel, lodgingsm, etc

70k a year to literally bleed out of your cooter and not play hockey is too much

>>74953121
Yes, 1.6 million isnt really alot in payroll

>>74952417
this is why the nba should return to vancouver

>>74953132
It is when you have zero fans

>>74953141
>meme arguments only
Look it was simple they didnt wanna play for less than 70k. If they didnt actually have fans to support it then why not just let them walk?

>>74953148
Because Patrick Kane would sit out.

He's virtue signaling because he feels guilty for all of the unwanted sex he's forced on women.

>>74953159
Kek

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thoughts?

>>74953148
Progressive minds believe playing games for money is a right not a privilege. They also don't understand your salary is based on how you contribute to your company and not just feelings based pay.

>>74953164
But why would anyone with money invested actually waste it all away intentionally?

>>74953163
Oilers vs Capitals SCF

Ovi get his cup the Conor Mcdavid wins the cup from 2018-2026

>>74953163
Bottom right meatgrinder ensures none of those teams are winning the cup

>>74953170
Because they don't want outside pressure from the media and idiots who don't understand how economic works. They also know paying a women's hockey league salary won't make or break them. They're basically doing charity work because they can't write this off as business expenses come tax season

>>74953170
Think of it as charity. They should get a tax write off for paying female ((((((((athletes))))))))

>>74953170
>>74953174
Because they can* write it off

>>74953176
This nigger get it.

>>74953183
>>74953174
These nigger can get it

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>>74953163

>women's hokkei
is having such a minor skill worth being so unattractive?

>>74953187
Hope the west doesn't go like that. The Ducks Predators series last year was outrageously boring to watch

>>74953187
This might be one of the worst brackets I've seen so far.

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>>74953187
>caps not choking
good meme, west is correct though

>>74953163
>Hawks v Preds
BORING
>Wild v Blues
BORING
>Duck v Flames
not the battle of alberta
>Sharks v Oilers
not the battle of alberta
>Habs v Rangers
usually a good series
>Sens v Leafs
based battle of ontario
>Caps v Bruins
should be pretty based
>Jackets v Pens
feel bad for the jackets.Best ever season just to get blown out in round 1

>>74953194
Are you some kind of stupid?
>>74953176
Eh what people decide to do with their own money is their business then.

>>74953187
this is pretty good actually I think the pens will beat the jackets though

>>74953215
Nah the problem is the caps will choke as always

>>74953187

>preds

wtf

>>74953206
HOCKEY IS ENTERTAINMENT I HATE BORING FUCKING HOCKEY WHERE TWO TEAMD PLAY SHITTY DUMP AND CHASE FOR SIX GAMES FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING PLEB I DONT WANT TO WATCH SHITTY HOCKEY

>>74953223
It was good hockey, you're an idiot
>>74953222
Its simple, chicago underestimates them and Minnesota chokes as always

>>74953223
>official list of most boring teams
1. Wild
2.Predators
3.Blues
4.Hawks

>>74953215
assuming the pens can suit up a healthy roster

>>74953231
Kongs are the most boring team to watch DESU

>>74953231
Very decent list and I fully agree. The wild are boring as fuck


>>74953230
You don't know hockey you dumfuck I'll fucking beat your kike ass

>>74953239
The >kongs at least get my anger up with all their refpuck

>>74953240
>thinking opinions are fact
>trying to be an internet tough guy
Suck my 12 inch penis faggot
>>74953239
Kongs are just shit at hockey period

>>74950020
God damn fucking donut punching canal pals trying to fucking tell me that dumping the puck and going for a change in a dead silent fucking Midwest or Southern California soft ice rolling puck fuck shit house is good hockey what the fuck go back to punching donuts you fucking donut puncher

>>74953230

their defense looked like a steaming pile of dog poop against the Bruins last night, and also Laviolette goonpuck will get BTFO by the hawks

>>74953268
>t-they had a bad game
>they wont beat the redit hawks r-right guys? Haha they're goons

>>74953251
Go watch women's hockey you pleb.

>>74953277
Why dont you make me

>>74953291
Why don't you go pay some women 70k each to play in an empty arena and then clean out that little extra trash can they have for maxi pads in their bathroom then hang up a sign that says "PLEASE do not flush tampons" like the donut punching women's hockey fan you are in your heart you fuckin canal pal

>>74953307
Because im not a billionaire in need of a tax write off and understand business practices.

Nashville Predators, you know in my opinion.... You want my real opinion??? okay i'll be real.... they're the.... BEST.... EVER!

>>74953276

I'm a Broonigger, dude why do you think I was watching that game? I'd love to see the black cocks lose in the first round but let's be realistic here. nothing inherently wrong with being a goon team but they won't survive a playoff round against Chicago giving up as many penalties as they do

>>74953329
Its funny because thats what was said last year with preds vs ducks

>>74953323
Why don't you go write a vagina monologue about that time you had an orgasm watching women's hockey you fuckin dump and chase loving fuck

>>74953340

not arguing this, just going to screencap and spam shitposts if the hawks win

>>74953362
>mad
>at sports tactics
Wew

>>74953340
We'll win it all this time around

>>74953371
Nashville doesn't have fans to BTFO because the predators are boring as shit

Only arvidson plays hard and he's a turbo manlet

>>74953374
Go hang a Cammy Granato poster in your sewing room you fucking fart huffer

>>74953382
>only arvidsson plays hard

you ever even see Sissons, Wilson, Smith, Ellis, Fisher, or Mcleod??????

>>74953397
Ellis plays hard, all of the other guys you mentioned play like they just sucked a wet fart out of Carrie Underwood's ass and are holding it in like a bong hit.

Especially Fish, for obvious reasons I guess

>>74953403
Fish plays hard on the PK, Mcleod will iterally take a fist to the face to get the team ramped up, and Wilson is becoming playoff Wilson literally the G.O.A.T. player of G.O.A.T. players

Smitty and Sissons are finding their roles this year though, seriously though don't underestimate the preds or your team is going to get buttfucked in 4 instantly

>>74953410
I like Auston Watson and Stu Grimson as a commentator but that's AS FAR as I'm willing to budge

Fuck the pr0ds

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>>74953416
Your team is going to fucking destoryed in the playoffs then

>>74953421
JOKES ON YOU THEYRE ELIMANATED

NICE TRY TRASHVILLE

>>74953371
Why would you shitpost in favor a team you hate?
>>74953380
WCF desu then defeat

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>>74953425
Probably because you underestimated the god card

>>74953392
Go lose some more games because you cant get the puck in the zone

>>74953438
Why don't you let the dman stand behind the net with the puck while both teams change for a full minute

>>74953445
Ok then scar after dumping it in :^)

>>74953451
I don't understand

>>74953456
>get fresh bodies
>dump and chase
>recover
>scar
Whats not to get

>>74953463
More viewers because it's FUCKING BORING