/mls/ general - EXPANSION CANDIDATES edition + /ayy/

San Diego
Cincinnati

St. Louis
Tampa Bay

cap it

No ninja turtles discussion allowed
No Doyle allowed
No AntiDoyle allowed
We /comfy/ now

UNION

will schweini make chicago great again?

>>74948742
Chicago was actually quite good at the CM position before Basti came, so it's a puzzling move. I think the biggest benefit is that he'll sell tickets and shirts and make the team temporarily relevant in a crowded sports market

>>74948762
>>74948742
nah did u see the questions chicago sports writers asked him today?

it was like "do you hope this move will help you play for germany again" "can you win the world cup with the fire?"

>>74948742
Depends. The big concern is that he spent his career at Bayern, and its usually the one club guys that struggle the most in MLS. He's also gonna have the league's bruisers going for his ankles, so gonna be hard to stay healthy.

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>small pop

>>74948956
>Chelsea hat

>>74948956
jesus fucking christ

>>74948956
fugg it all

>>74948762
Chicago has no good CM. At least with Schweini he might be able to do something.

>>74948615
Replace Cincy with Sacramento

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>>74948956

>It Already Happened
>It Happened Already

>>74951139
MLS already said they won't put two teams in California during this wave of expansion.

Now that San Diego got their shit together and have Donovan backing the project, I don't see how Sac gets a team over San Diego. Especially with the Chargers gone.

Can Minnesota be relegated for the season and just appear again when LAFC enters MLS?

>>74951260
>won't put two teamas in Cali
>literally Galaxy and LAFC

Who taught you math

>>74951279
>"during this wave of expansion."

who taught you how to read?

>>74948615
STL is one of the next two or not at all, the city vote is in less than a week

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>>74948677
that's the spirit

>>74952335
germane jones

>>74950999
Juninho and McCarty are unironically one of the best central midfield pairings in the league

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did someone say

>Soon?

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>streaming

Is Alex /our gal/?

>>74952852
Nope.

>>74951325
>claims MLS won't put two teams in during this wave of expansion
>this wave is already adding LAFC

So zero additional teams, then? Sayonara, Sacramento.

>>74952852
oh c o w t o w n.

gonna get leapfrogged by SoccerCity SD

>St Louis Soccer

They will literally play in a stadium larger than where the Rams play.

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>2017

Lit, senpai

>>74952623
Lol

>>74953111
>trips out loud

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>>74953110
reminder to support local sawker.
also the villages sc to win it all and get promoted next season.

>>74953667
stray reply, but watch nwsl just as well.

Can schweini make an impact for Chicongo?

>>74953667
Is Villages having another go? Did they register all their players this time?

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>>74953775
>>mfw time for Open Cup

>>74953667
Is this like the FA cup with all your lower league teams in?

>>74954306
Basically yes

Wish the Canadian Championship would take the semipro teams too

>>74953703
Yes, until someone's shitty turf field makes an impact on his ankles

>>74953703
No
No matter how good he plays, his acquisition doesn't solve any of their problems

>I've always thought sucking dick should be a positive. We should reclaim that phrase. Like , "Hey! Cleveland sucks dick! That's awesome! They sometimes even swallow!"
-Eric from Portland

https://www.si.com/planet-futbol/2017/03/30/usl-division-three-us-soccer-league-2019

>USL will launch second league in 2019 to occupy U.S. Soccer's Division 3

Interesting

>>74955604
pro/rel confirmed

>>74952853
someone that used to be respected like tannenwald now unironically posts updates from women UCL matches

>>74952335
MLS is the only league wher emost of the news doesnt come from actual media (Cause in reality no one cares, even a little bit, about MLS news except like 10 guys on twitter) but from some kind of state-sponsored north korea-like dictatorship news service which tries to tear down players they dont like

>>74955891
Tannenwald has some crazy autism

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>2098

>SpaceX Mars SC wins the Galactic Cup for the third time

>>74956902
>GayceX wins again
>against hyper-modern football
>being owned by Elon Musk's brainstem housed in vault under layers of purged Sino-Trump soldiers

>>74955891
fits the communistic setup mlels has.

and i like waifuball for the waifus

>>74956902
>spacex will never be galaxy kit sponsor

>>74957314
wew

>>74957666
>everyone back but Lletget
Just give >us the cup now

>>74957854
>Onalfo still coach

You wont even make the playoffs

Is your physical form braced for tomorrow, lads?

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>>74958082
BRING IT

>>74958082
gotta do muh fantasy, but ready for more gaems

>>74958082
wow, actual friday games, i love it

>>74958165
>if only the OP had mentioned those

OH WAIT

how hard is Atlanta gonna get rekt tomorrow?

>>74958336
Like 5-1

>>74958336
That game could go either way.
How is Atlanta going to do on the road against a real team? Are Seattle really back from their post cup hangover?

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isn't this manneh character being poised for a ninja turtles spot?

>>74958336
SO HARD

when does atlanta play? only team worth watching

>>74958457
>le run fast and beat the red bulls man

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>>74958457
I like it. >we need a token black super athlete who attempts to play soccer now that Kei is gone.

>>74959032
tomorrow at 7 local time

>>74959032
atlanta fans confirmed as the seattle fans of the east?

Kekuta Meme a shit

Will Bradley and/or Altidore play tomorrow?

>ninja turtle candidates
>good

The best players in MLS 2017 are TAM and GAM

>>74960138
>Gaminho
Overated as fuck

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>caps trade memekutah
Im kinda butthurt cause he showed amazing skills in some games and then in other it looked like he wasnt even trying. I guess its good to set the standard and make it clear that shit effort will not be tolerated. >we needed a midfielder anyway.

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>>74960370
Cheer up leaf, we're all going to make it.

>atlanta coming to town tomorrow
kinda nervous 2bh guys
although seattle humbling atlanta would just be a great time

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>>STL MLS investors possibly also bringing a waifu soccer team by 2020

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>>74961007
When will owners realize that throwing a NWSL team into the mix doesn't really matter to the majority of fans?

>>74961155
desu i think theyre banking on womens soccer becoming bigger in the future, in the same way as with MLS you want to invest early at minimal cost and then sell for major profit later

>>74961185
>womens soccer becoming bigger in the future
The WNBA hasn't really gotten any bigger since its inception. I don't know where anyone's getting this idea that woso is going to become a big thing. There have been what, 3 different woso leagues that started and folded within the past 5 years?

>>74961155
We had a women's team here before, but it folded because of crummy ownership....the attached men's team AC St Louis did not last much longer

>>74961242
NWSL is now starting up their 5th season of play, which is longer than either of their two predecessors managed
It may not grow to any grandiose heights, but I don't think it's going anywhere
And the days of being embarrassingly named/sponsored like that stupid MagicJack team are over

Are >we comfy?

>tfw work isp is blocked by 4chan

if anyone is craving comfy american soccer right now, OCB vs Louisville is on right now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zBTVqCQfP2s

>>74961351
>playing B team games in a huge stadium

>>74961316
Is it worth the expense? I think NWSL salaries are partially subsidized by USSF but there's no TV money, no merch sales to speak of, and low attendance.

>>74961410
Salaries for NT players are paid by the USSF
They're at least trying on the TV money front, weekly games on the (sigh) Lifetime Channel

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>>74961522
>>74961410
>>As of 2016, teams receive a salary cap of $278,000, up from $265,000 in 2015 and $200,000 in 2013. The salaries of allocated players from the United States, Canadian, and Mexican national teams are paid by their respective federations and do not count against the salary cap. Non-allocated players earn a minimum of $7,200 and a maximum of $39,700, up from $6,842 and $37,800 in 2015 and $6,000 and $30,000 in 2013.
>>a minimum of $7,200
>>$7,200

sweet fucking yeezus

>>74961337
it'll be comfier when the meme matches start again

>>74961790
>go to college on a soccer scholarship
>get drafted by a NWSL team
>earn less than the federal minimum wage
How do these people survive?

>tfw no local NWSL team to watch and maybe get a qt U-23's number

>>74961967
>you will never be an NWSL qt's sugar daddy

>>74961790
>>74961967
They probably have second jobs for when they don't have practice or games. A lot of players in meme pro leagues like NLL have secondary jobs too

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>Crew traded for Kek Man
Wait what

>>74953061
What happens to the Rams' old stadium now, anyway? The STL expansion guys would suddenly have a case if they were able to rent the thing or just squat there

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>Sounders linked to Paraguay international Derlis Gonzalez

>>74963030
A) The field is not big enough for a regulation soccer pitch; they did hold a friendly match between Real Madrid and Inter Milan once, but that was just a friendly
B) It's a dome, so obviously the surface is turf, and that goes over so well with everyone
C) The necessary modifications to change/fix the above would cost at LEAST as much as a new SSS anyhow
D) Dome has 60K+ seats, will look/feel/sound empty even if half-full
E) With the Rams gone, the Dome is now free to host all sorts of other events for the fall/winter, which is projected to make it MORE profitable than when it was hosting football games

just wondering, as someone that followed the league more closely in the past but has followed it less last season for varying reasons, is there a real liberal lean among MLS fans or am I just perceiving things badly?

I'm going off of both the supporters groups, since a lot of the bigger ones like to wave antifa flags and put emphasis on inclusion, and on the general attitude of the fans. I used to browse the MLS subreddit too(I know, I know), and anytime anything political came up, like with the USWNT or the US playing Mexico or the subject of puto chants or anything like that, the responses were always overwhelmingly liberal more than any other sports fan base except for maybe the NBA. but then again Reddit shouldn't be used to represent a fan base so I'm asking here

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>hotlanta

>>74964118
>is there a real liberal lean among MLS fans
Where have you been?

>>74964178

Delt this right now

>>74964118
>2017
>still being a cuckservative

>>74964118
I think it's less of a MLS thing and more of a soccer-fans-in-America thing.

>>74964118
Yes, soccer in general has the most liberal fandom among any US sports.

>>74960992
Pretty sure Martinez is out and almiron was just playing a qualifiers in Brazil two days ago, so we might already be missing iue two best players

>>74960864
>tfw no qt gf into sawker
just kill me alrdy

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>>74964444
The quads have spoken.

>>74964118
being a part of the red bull global family is akin to being a communist during the cold war

>>74958457
Just some Camp cupcake fodder.

>>74964789
>being a fan of an "energy drink"

>>74965007
why is it in quotes

it's literally a drink

go bevs

>>74965025
because it's a meme beverage in a fancy can that nobody in their right mind should give two shits about

>>74965040
correct

thus literally

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>>74964146


Traffic is >SOON

seriously though Im so glad this doesn't affect me. this is will take MONTHS to fix.

anyway, I've been too busy to post like a full-time autist...it sucks but not really. I still have time to >soonpost about the new stadium thats going to take even longer now (lucky you)

>>74965059
kys yourself

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>>74965069

>>74965087
im too old now i need to wait until im like 38

>>74965553
me on the right

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>>74965553

>>74965553
>fat kid sitting next to the lion
>can't tell if boy or girl

>>74965553
Aside from the pedo vibes from the lion guy is this your average mormon family?

>>74965603
I wonder if the Mormon Christmas family are Fake Salt Lake fans

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>>74965553
endless reaction shots.

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Suddenly this thread got a lot creepier.

Can we get back to discussing Friday's slate?

>>74965590
cute!

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>>74965629
agreed

>>74965595
Bedazzled Jeans in Mormonia, it's a girl.

If it was California, you still couldn't tell

>those fucking boots worn by the mascot

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>>74965629

one question please
I am looking for a place in USA, where there is only professional soccer team in MLS (Major league soccer)


I would love a place, without anything of MLB, without anything of NFL, Without nothing of NBA, and Without nothing of the NHL


A place where there is only prefesional soccer team in the MLS (major league soccer)


Help me please


I only like soccer of the United States and Canada

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waiting two weeks has aged me, lads

so apparently Conmebol is inviting us back for the Copa america in 2019

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New to following MLS. The reddit for it is so fucking cucked its unreal. Are all MLS fans like this? Like this is the most SJW sports fanbase I've encountered

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>>74966005
yes, a large majority of MLS fans are liberal

we've been through this many times, including in this thread

also
>reddit

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>just put games where we can see 'em

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>perf

>>74966133
lol why tf is Allianz Stadium in the background?

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Our year lads?

hello where is the a-league shitposting

>>74966435
yes, this is the right place. first one here.

>perf

Castro you faggot cunt

>>74966354
Thank fuck they're wearing bandanas. Giving the finger is a minimum 2 year sentence

LETS GO DOOPIN MENTAL

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>>74966354
Is Chicago the new Liverpool?

>tfw watching shit football on a friday morning
It's a nice feeling

>>74951139
>Sacramento

Why? What makes people think this is like, an actual city deserving of a team? Fuck you, you're not a real metropolis. Give the Kings to Seattle and fuck off.

>>74964172
>>74964425
I already did notice it but I'm just trying to see if it's a real thing or if modern politics have made me paranoid. I think I remember the league not being as fun to follow as others because(aside from the quality of the games) somehow the politics ends up being more in your face than any other league.

>>74966005
>reddit
But seriously, /mls/ is largely free of political discussion, and no one at a game irl is going to ask you about your politics unless you find yourself in the antifa supporter group's section by accident
But yes, largely liberal fanbase

>>74966354
Lel

>>74966995
There's not a team/fanbase in US soccer even half as cancerous as Liverpoo

>atl gonna get pounded tonight
can't wait la

>>74968542
Oh, we'll get there.

>>74968542

>inb4 atlanta wins the trophy and lifelongs sprout up everywhere

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>>74969614

>>74968623
>thinking atlanta is going to lose

>>74969839
1-1 draw after Seattle gets gifted a goal on a late bullshit call

>>74969839
Martinez is out for a month or two, and Almiron is just gonna get hacked down. I doubt Atlanta generates much.

MLS is a lot less liberal than you think it is, just like teh country itself. It's the whiny people who want to feel special with nothing better to do that go online to do nothing but complain about DrUmPf, but you'll find the league is a lot of democrat-voting conservative type, and straight up conservative whites in places like kansas city and salt lake, of course not counting the northwest. silent majority.

>>74970988
>democrat-voting conservative type

democrat-voting conservative latino types*. its the role players who bring their scarves and make a show and stuff. and that mls reddit is alright for news as long as you skip the comments (like the whole of reddit itself)

>>74970988
Even with most of the hardcore fans seeming to either be openly supporting of the antifa movements that think beating up conservatives is a good thing, of at least leaning in that direction? For someone that's into the fan scene, that's annoying at times. Though fortunately my "local" club has non political ultras which is good for if I travel a bit to go to a match like I did last year.

>>74971386
>when you aren't sure what group ended up co-opting the other
just stop with politics yeah? sawker this weekend lids.

last minute fantasy adjustments?

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>>74971680
shit

>>74971724
Piatti is out right? Would drop Oduro. Maybe pick up Movsisyan if you expect RSL to dump on Mini soda.

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>>mfw Ghost in the Shell was a steaming turd of a movie

>>74972133
>wasting money on garbage
you only have yourself to blame

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>mfw the LV Raiders steal the old crew logo

>>74971724
>kjlestan
wew

whos going to unter tn

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wow im not literally the only person in the thread taking Atlanta's side now


>Soon

Can some make a quick list of notable players that are now playing in MLS and have also played in Europe. Let's say acceptable tier is UCL/UEL.

Nevertheless, I would much more enjoy MLS being the "retirement league" oppose to any other league from continents that are not Europe.

>>74973059
i thought this was the costa rican for a second

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>soon

>>74972884
god that's ugly

Where's Justin Morrow?

who /comfyrain/ here?

JUSTvinco

GIVE

SAN DIEGO

A FUCKING

MLS

TEAM

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>>74951273
>go back to NASL
how about "no"

>>74973841
>responding to a bait post from 2 days ago
holy lel

>>74973059
This isn't an exhaustive list, since there are actually a lot of players who have CL/EL experience and aren't designated players. And there are a good number of designated players who haven't played in Europe.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Designated_Player_Rule#Current_Designated_Players

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>another "scoreless draw at the half" episode

>>74973870
I don't give a shit right now
no matter how much >we shit the bed this year, we're not going back to that dumpster fire
it's a sinking ship and i'm glad we got off.

>>74973841
>somebody posts your screencap
Feels good

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>tfw missed fantasy deadline

Hiwever, I did just find this in a bargain bin

>ONE MAN COMES IN THE NAME OF LOVE
>ONE MAN COMES TO SUB IRWIN

BTFO

>>74974048
>Cobi Jones
Nice

>>74974067
lyl

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>>74974089
>tfw no Landycakes for SJ since it was vased on 2000 players not 2001

is Toronto elite?

>>74974167
Hell yes.

As long as Giovinco, and in a lesser extent Altidore, is healthy during the playoff they will have a great chance at the Cup again.

>>74974167
lol

this is cool desu

https://shop.reigningchamp.com/collections/mls-champions-pack-2016

is Toronto soccer team playing at the same time as Toronto baseball team? What did they mean by this?

>>74974448
Toronto has a specific football stadium. The club can play simultaneously with Blue Jays without problems.

>>74972133
>>74972141
>implying
I loved it
could it be better sure but was a solid 8/10 for me.

>>74974448
The Blue Jays are playing in Montreal today for some reason.

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>>74974736

>>74974736
can't wait for this meme to get exposed

SEMEN
SLURPING

>scoreless draw season

>>74974883
SPORT

Who /Seattle/ here? Great weather we got this evening.

when the game start yall

>>74975147
Accounting for MLS start times, probably in about 40 bings

KC WINS 0-0

FUCK

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>>74975143
>Mariners and Sounders games on at the same time

Weather is godly right now though. I bought some gamecube games at a pawn shop today. Max Comfy right now.

This semen slurping sport ain't 4 me, lads.

I DON'T THINK

yall pussy ass niggas ready to get ya ass whoop ATL ganggang

Bono did well.

>>74974749
Marshall got scratched last minute due to illness, Alfaro is starting in his place

Don't cross the line, /sp/

Both teams are still undefeated though. Fair enough.

Fuck Seattle! puto pendejo

>>74975147
You got enough time to fap and nap

>10pm start time
Fuck the west coast

Who /antifa/ here?

>>74975358
>not liking late night comfy

stream link?

Who /can'tsleep/ here?

FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT

atl getting E X P O S E D

SOMEONE GIVE ME A STREAM

>>74975814
youtube bruh

I don't know what's worse, Atlanta's defense or Seattle's offense

Flacco is such garbage

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I quite like being top of the east right now Seattle, don't fuck this up

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Why are Doyle fags so fucking insecure? Pic related is some cry baby little liberal bitch taking Mourinho's comments on players wanting to play in nice weather citues out of context.
>bringing up Trump out of nowhere
Jesus christ just kys Doyle fags

Fight & win

Lol

>>74975828
where at? all the ones I found are taken down

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Fuck this game is way more stressful
Atlanta please stop passing like shit

>>74975885
>e*pn

They're all liberal cunts

>>74975946
https://youtu.be/ZNlmTmqPnXg

Atlanta looks good. Very good, technical plays. They might honestly go far in the playoffs

>>74976023
thanks

>>74976051
>Atlanta looks good
lol

atlanta may be good, but can they win on a cold rainy night in toronto?

>>74976075
They've had more chances and look good on the counter.

>>74975885
Can you just fuck off? The fact that you spend all your time thinking about a league you don't even like is pathetic.

REFBALL

>>74976114
Shut up doyle

>>74976163
Kys plastic cunt

>>74976051
Don't see it happening this year. I think they're definitely good enough to make playoffs but I don't see them making any sort of run in their first year.

>Memeis

What a useless player. Even worse than Zardass.

Seattle's complete lack of offense has me deebly goncerned

Is Atlanta the dirtiest team in the league or what

>>74976262
Dempsey is the only competent offensive forward they have. Memeis is too shit and inconsistent and Lodeiro is busy in the midfield. They should have gotten a DP striker to pair up with Dempsey.

what the fuck was that

Why do the commentators constantly suck off Morris? I've seen this guy play and he always look average af and the only positives I hear on him is muh sanic speed.

>>74976294
I can't believe anyone in this city unironically rates him

>>74976294
Dempsey has spent the last 1/4th of a season on the bench though and at his age there's a question of whether he's going to continue or not

>>74976335
>muh homegrown boi
>muh pace babby speed
Can't wait till everyone realise how mediocre this guy is

>>74976413
Tbf MLS is pacebabbies: the league

>>74976335
so a white verson of Zardes

>soon has a very well adjusted system. I am not a fan of Tata but at least his work shows on the field.

Neither of these teams can pass for shit

>>74976484
Who are you quoting?

REF BALL

>>74976446
Honestly, Zardes at least was a better forward than Memeis a few seasons back. Scored 17 goals when he was playing as the CF with Galaxy.

>>74955891
So is Don Garber our Dear Leader?

>>74976528
Atlanta has better control of the midfield though. Their only issue is mistimed passes in the final third.

Shitattle is being outplayed at home otoh.

inb4 another 0-0 draw

>>74976592
Garber is based Kim il Sung
Not his fuckup descendants

>>74976544

your father's boyfriend

>>74976544
>he doesn't know about >soon
kys

so fc dallas is gonna win the CCL right?

>>74976729
Oh god I hope so

SPREAD THE GOSPEL

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>>74975885
Trump is a terrible president and MLS isn't catering to people like you who give nothing to the sport here, just deal with it lad

Is that Red bulls Adams kid and Acosta the DMs USA need but dont deserve? How long must I suffer watching Bradley on the field play in a USA shirt?

>friday

>>74976848
>Trump is a terrible president
>people like you
>lad
You dropped this dildo, out of Xour ass, Caitlyn

>>74976848
Unironically kill yourself. We dont want you or any other yuroboo shitting the thread this early

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>>74948563
>tfw actual Anchorage
>tfw only one pro team and they're folding
>tfw zero chance of any new sports teams

>>74948563
Why did this get changed from AFC Anchorage to Anchorage FC?
Why are you messing with Turkbro's memory?

Dempsey is looking good

Fuck this is a game now

>>74977015
someone should make a Wall of the Fallen for /mls/ posters. Turkbro, the Mexican Union fan... I'm sure there's more third worlders who we've lost

Lmao fuck this ref

>semen slurp friday

whats the score?

>>74977100
That Kiwi Dallas poster

>>74977180
0-0

>considered sudoku after swapping my seattle players for toronto ones in fantasy
>turns out I was fucked either way
How do I git gud at MLS /sp/?

>>74977373
MLS is complete garbage for the first month so anything can happen and anyone can win, except for MNUFC

>two 0-0 on national television
what did they mean by this?

>>74977514
>PLS WATCH OUR SPORT

>the canadian ABMU is still going at it
Now this is some autism

>>74977514
It's been a long day of slurping semen, that's for sure.

I thought memeattle was going to expose atl lmao

sounders are one of the worst teams to watch. they kind of remind me of mourinho's chelsea in the 2nd half of 2014-15

>>74977544
The only thing getting exposed in this meme bowl is MLS.

I don't think this semen slurping sport is for me guys

>TWO 0-0 DRAWS
guys idk if this sport is for me

>seattle wewnders
>atlanta wewnited

Atlanta really got exposed

>both games on FS1
>both semen-slurping draws

those MLS ratings tho

>all tomorrows games 0-0 as well

>wasted two fantasy slots on tonight
just kill myself already

>>74953667
What's the team near Chicago? The Fire have autistic ownership and awful stadium location. Feels very plastic, and I'm used to packed shitholes in hueland so a lower league team might suit my craving for watching a live game.

>>74977740
>captained giovinco
I told myself not to. I told myself to just captain Valeri like a dignified human being, but I just wouldn't listen.

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kek

>>74977849
>major league
What did they mean by this?

This league sucks, I'm going back to NASL

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>>74977888
>>74977930

>>74977888
>the major league soccer sawker
like ATM machine or PIN number

>>74977951
The savior of NASL just shat all over it

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you guys know we're getting four trophies this year right?

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>>74978229
ready to party

>>74978229
>>74978429
>you guys know we're getting four fans this year right?

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>>74977951
>>74978164

Pure pottery

>>74978564
scum jose, hope you get regulated by mini soda this year.

>>74977951
NASL confirmed for dumpster fire of a league

>Big, Strong, Muscular and ELITE Forza Sydney FC

based elite brosque

>elite bo peep

Bobo bo bo bobo bo bo bobo bo bo bobo HES BRAZILLIAN

>>74977951
dafuq
also, fuck off Lisa

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>what did they mean by this

A little late on this but Colorado traded their captain Sam Cronin and starting left back Marc Burch to Minnesota for Mohammed Saeid and Josh Gatt

This is especially disappointing since Saeid was "Swedish" and being in Minnesota was hilarious