/NRL/ - BRONCOS v BULLDOGS

AFL

is dumb

poomunity

4th for hoping walkie gets washed away in the rain.

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Our game

>>74949213
hope so 2bh

can't stand muhammaddogs

how you lads in SE Queensland doing?

>>74950151
based walkie

Canterbury have scored;

the fewest amount of points of any side this year — 13.5 a game —

the third-fewest run metres,

equal second-fewest linebreaks and

the third-fewest tackle busts.

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who /townsville/ here

>didn't get hit
>beautiful sunny day outside

>>74950235
hope you get skin cancer from that sun instead of drowning desu

7h 02m

>>74950134
Just walked up to the local bakery for a pie but they were closed. Annoying tbqhwy

WHERE MAH FOOTY GAME

>all the schools along the coast closed
>because it's raining a little bit

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>>74950235
>tfw Mackay
>tfw didnt lose power once

>landlord wanted to paint the walls cause of rain ruining it
>didnt fix the roof
>repainted the walls
>it rained and ruined the walls again

Is it autism?

Put the house on Broncos + 13

>>74950235
>poker gets cancelled on Tuesday + Monday because of the "cyclone"

>sit at home and say " huh" to myself for 2 days straight.

>tfw SydGOD
>have literally never been through a natural disaster

>>74952109
my life is a natural disaster

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>>74952109
ikftb

>hear about bushfires out west closing in on sydney a few years back
>remember that the entire suburbia is covered in cement and theres no way for the fire to get in
>sit back and watch the west burn

>>74952146

Bricks can burn dumbfuck

>>74952238
yeah lots of bushfires start when bricks start causing uncontrollable quick fires

>>74952109
>Lebs and Asians arn't natural disaters

>>74952675
No but racism is the biggest disaster so I'm glad we avoided you

>He lives in Shitney

http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-life/news-life/gps-data-will-be-used-to-catch-taxi-drivers-using-a-laneway-in-sydneys-innerwest-as-a-toilet/news-story/07e4e4fced45c25b7788518d36d54f7d

>>74953038
wtf i love multiculturalism now

>>74953038
>TAXI drivers are the chief suspect in a public poo pandemic

I thought that was this poomunity

What chance do Des and the dogs have of topping the broncs tonight? like 1/100?

>>74953155
Less than 20% in real probability.

Something close to 1 in 8 I'd say.

>>74953038
POO

IN

LANEWAY

>>74953200
Yeah, I think about the same. Dogs got their poo pushed into their stomach by Manly, can't see Bronc's having any trouble.

I'd say +13 win

Matt Scott has re-signed with the Cowboys.

Pooasslel on suicide watch kek

Dont forget perfect 8 m8s

And join the league 445607

Predicting a crowd of 11,000

>>74953478
Elite prediction 2bh

>>74953511
More of a hypothesis desu

Predicting that Brisbane will receive a penalty near the opposition goal and choose to kick a penalty goal.

>Poosbane

>>74953538
Based benny tactics

>>74953525
More of a guess 2bqh

So what memes are you guys jumping on this week? Everyone being boring and getting on Lolo? Is anyone doing anything different?

>>74953478
>believing the official figure jew

Its raining, its the bulldogs and the broncos, its sydney

there will be maybe 300 people at the stadium and 200 will be employees

Anyone know the sportsbed odds for Wayne Bennet to high tackle Des Hasler for the halftime show?

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ahahahahahh AHAHHAHA

>>74953631
And unless you ask for any different, they sell you a ticket to a spot that'll be seen on camera so it looks better on TV

>49 poosts
>16 poosters

Autism.

>>74953640
1.15

>>74953650
>that deflated feeling when they follow a player back after scoring a try and they accidentally show 99% of the stadium is empty

Maybe this whole 'nobody turns up to games' is Greenbergs way of taking public money to build new stadiums/make himself and his mates richer

Then when they have a new stadium theyll drop the prices to fuckall and be like "lol see! we just needed investment and it had nothing to do with the overpriced fucking tickets :^)"

1h 07m

Redpill on the Doggies this year lads. Garbage or sleeping giants? Is Des jumping ship?

>>74953678
Garbage.

Halves are without exaggeration the worst in the competition.

The forwards arent good enough to make up this deficit of skill.

Des is staying put because he gets paid $3500 a day every day whether he wins or loses plus a car and other benefits. Like anyone else he is a bloke with his own interests at heart first and foremost and no other club is going to pay him $1.5m a year plus benefits to plod around and do whatever he wants.

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>Bulldogs board of directors

Cleary is going to punt Brooks and sign Sandow lads

>>74953645
The NRL are a joke organisation lmao

FOOTY IN 3 HOURS BEEN GETTING SHAKES
IT'S HAPPENING!!!

>>74953659
You mean pootism

The broncgods are going to beat the poodogs so bad tonight people are going to say it was islamophobic.

>>74953708
https://www.reddit.com/r/nrl/comments/62cl4t/wests_tigers_coach_andrew_webster_was_a/

>Theres literally nothing wrong with being mates with a bikie so long as you ask the NRL for permission

Who /oakslushiemachine/ here?
Should be a good SC cheapie lads

>Its a Broncos are going to win so no one will bother posting episode

Delete this thread.

>>74953678
>a tree

You now realize the future of Des Hasler, Josh Reynolds, Michael Lichaa and the Bulldogs rests in the hands of Matt Frawley

>>74953852
why

>>74953865
Because it shouldn't be here.

>>74953870
why

I'm bored. Dance for me puppets

>>74953863
Reynolds has apparently already been told to accept anything any other club throws his way because they're done with him

>>74953883
*dabs*

Broncos will never be a shit side, they're too based

Poor Ben Hunt, you can tell he never wanted to leave but Bennett hates him because he dropped a ball

Reminder i tipped 8/8 last week

>>74953906
Hunt will have the last laugh when Milford weighs 120kg by the end of season with five times as many errors

chicken and rice for tea

>>74953913
Me too lad

Reminder that the Bulldogs are a slower, more unfit and generally worse overall team than the Knights.

Lames Bloberts BTFO

>>74953938
what happened

>>74953908
Reminder I will be number 1 in the entire SC tipping comp at the end of this round

Who /postcyclonedrinks/ here?

Feel good to be alive lads

>>74953945
Hamstring during warm up

>>74953945
Injured his hammy in the pre game warm up

>>74953952
>>74953953
fuck. i got him for first try scorer

Not even going to watch the game 2bh

Makes me want to go on mass murderer spree watching Delta Goodrem on the NRL intro.

She's a washed up talentless money grabbing hack. Channel 9 always manage to stoop to new lows.

no good links?
wtf is this shit

Thank fuck lockout is here. I want to scope everyone out.

>>74953949
Wish I was dead desu

walkcunt on suicide watch

why arent they playing in that new stadium

>>74953966
https://www.9now.com.au/live/channel-9

Based fucking elite joshy vs muscular elite WalkGOD

who wins in a chess match lads?

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>bucketing down rain all day
>no chance of flooding in my area
>got off work early
maximum comfy

>>74953983
matt

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>the only link is some shitcunt language
REEEEEE

>>74953983
roosterGOD

>teams want to keep each other from getting to the opposite end of the field
Brilliant tactical insight from Phil "Gus" Gould.

>>74953985
>tfw work closed before my 9 hour shift started
Based

Makes me want to go on mass murderer spree watching Delta Goodrem on the NRL intro.

She's a washed up talentless money grabbing hack. Channel 9 always manage to stoop to new lows.

>>74953999
Check /r/nrl lad.

Nice informative posts over there.

>outrun by sam fucking thaiday

Ahahahahaha

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>brad abbey

HOLY FUCKING SHIT TRY OF THE YEAR BASED THAIDAY

>>74954023
Got the shitcunt stream going and listening to triple m

Love how they didn't show any replays where Thaiday was 2m offside.

Thaiday is the fastest in the nrl

>memeford lost a footrace with sam fucking thaiday

top fucking kek

Ladies and gentlemen, you just witnessed the end of Bradley “Brad” Abbey's career

>bulldogs game
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xJYvRDxqlw starts playing

>THAIGOD

>>74954035
They got to the ball at the same time. Thiday just grabbed first.

>manlets look faster then they actually are

Who did not know this?

>>74954031
Is it Muscular Maroon or Intelligent Ginnane?

>>74954045
ginnane

Is nobody going to mention how Milford almost fucked up that try with hs selfishness

>more people on the bench than in the crowd

>this one seething bullcuck fan trying to piss on milfGOD

Kek

KEK

>broncucks under pressure
>receive penalty
Hmm...

Is it just me or does Frawley have an elite kicking game?

>3 players offside
>"professional" players

>>74954071
They were just penalised m8

And implying this dumbass isn't offside

Gallel is mad as fuck

Gonna be a nil game lads

>bulldogs is bottom 8 tier
What happened?

>>74954054
Yeah I noticed that too. Sammy obviously had it under control. Should have backed the fuck off.

>>74954087
Don't know about elite, but it's certainly better than Reynolds and Mbye combined.

>>74954104
Bulldogs have been bottom 8 tier for ages, but had soft as fuck draws.

rain ruining the tellys reception lads fuck sake

>>74954104
They get the ball to their edges too slow. Last week against manly, they always looked too deep as well

Haven't had dinner yet lads. Any suggestions?

>>74954111
at least you got quads

>>74954118
Kfc chips and gravy

>>74954118
Red Rooster m8

>>74954118
Yeah, here's a suggestion, go have dinner.

>>74954118

Powdered milk.

>>74954118
dr oetker pizza

>tfw i dont have any of these shitcunts in my SC side.

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>>74954118

Broncos held out 11 dropouts and won against Melbourne so they can manage 5.

Does the horrific crowd and atmosphere impact the tv experience?

Reynolds is an elite kicker in the in goal when the ball gets stopped by the rain and doesnt just go dead

>>74954136
Based Broncgods

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>>74954134
>mfw fielded Moga

At least McGuire is pretty boss tonight.

>>74954139
Definetely

4 chances and they still couldn't score

>>74954139
positively or negatively?

>>74954139
I think it does. I'm always not as interested in Thursday games.

>>74954150
I've had zero chances to score

>dear oh dear oh dear oh dear
>poodogs
KEK

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>it's a "should be a belting but it won't be episode"

hmm

>>74954139
Positively because I don't have to look at the muhammads.

>>74954153
The nrl schedule is stupid. Half the round is done by the time the weekend actually starts

turns out she has been seeing a guy since november last year that she had an affair with 5 years ago
lucky i never had a proper relationship with her
she would have cheated on me for sure
then i would have a proper broken heart
im not even going to bother going back to see her again

>>74954164
Broncos don't do blowouts. Their playstyle is too conservative.

Surely that was a tackle without the ball

>>74954166
Muslima pussy is literally the patrician fetish

>>74954164
Weather has fucked the Broncos a bit.

>>74954164
Rain and Broncuck's uninspiring attack are to blame

Bulldogs are playing like a qld/nsw cup team.

>>74954134

Based Gummi Bears RLC

>>74954188
They play better than this.

>>74954188
They play better than this.

Why don't the poodogs kick to gain ground when they get a penalty?

I need a new team I cant support this fucking eddie obeid mate directed bulldogs team

Might justst pick NQ cause its nowhere near sydney

>>74954206
cause haslers a fucking moron and probably read that broncos let in more tries from 20m than from 10m or some shit

this fucking cunt

>>74954216
>Might justst pick NQ

we're full

>he doesn't think broncgods are going to win the GF

>>74954216
bandwagoning pussy

>>74954135
The best fast food sandwich.

>>74954216
Support da bears

anyone else see the down syndrome guy in the bulldogs dressing room?

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>>74954240

broncos btfo

>>74954269
That's Matt.

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reminder viewers are down this year and greenberg says thats ok because they had such a good year last year :^)

>>74954287
>rural stadiums are much cheaper to run
>builds a good atmosphere and ground routes level intrigue in a club
>makes the game more appealing to tv viewers

>they all still mostly play in big empty stadiums

>>74954287
Poothetic "sport"

>XD BEN HUNT DROPPED DA BALL XDDD

Did somebody dry out the field

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I love field goals 2bh they're so cool

>>74954287
>going to a stadium full of poodogs supports
It's like you want to get blown up.

Eastwood needs to fuck off from the second row, he ruins every play that comes his way

Think I'm gonna leave the Dogs and support Storm or NQLD

Dogs is literally run by mates of eddie obeid and barry o farrel

>>74954303
rural stadiums are shithouse. Centralising is the only way.

>>74954347
Nice blog ahmed

>>74954347
you are the worst kind of sports fan

>>74954347
No one asked.

Fucking hate Wayne Cuckett and his retarded "tactic" of keeping McGuire off the field for half an hour so shitters like Ese'esse and Arrow get heaps of game time.

Fuck this senile old man. Hope his ex gets everything in the divorce.

>>74954347

only shitskins and normies switch teams

>he let it go into touch

Moga has reached his BE score.

>implying Moga won't slow burn to 350k+

>>74954347
Isn't there a death penalty for leaving the dogs?

>>74954367
oh really m8 i didnt see

>>74954363
i dont owe these scumbags a fucking thing

bunch of cuckolds in here would support a team run by someone they hate

>>74954372
my sides

HAHAHAHA

>poohu

Damn...

Pretty stupid rule desu. Never ever seen that happen.

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somebody can photoshop this to say "anybody that leaves the dogs..."

>Kahpoo doesn't even know the rules

Should have guessed

That play just fucking sums up this up this game

This cunt actually thinks he's elite.

KEK

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>>74954369
>mfw that mighty 5K price rise

>>74954395
what? shitskins don't know the rules that they professionally play for a living

>>74954393
Who the fuck knows that rule? Retarded desu. If your team is too shit to kick a dropout 10m you shouldn't be penalized for picking it up and scoring.

Reynolds on contract watch

>implying any of you casual cucks knew that rule

>implying the Bulldogs won't win

>Josh Reynolds is the only one who wants to be there
>They're going to cut him

>>74954409
are you saying we didn't know that a dropout had to go 10 meters before you can pick it up?

>>74954415
Last week he was fucking shit

>>74954415
He's overrated trash. Major grub too.

>>74954389
Based Walkie

>>74954407
>eveery team now chargedowns dropouts

good one fuckhead

theres a reason for rules they arent arbitrary

>>74954269

Josh Reynolds?

>>74954393
>implying you did either

>Broncos will throw this game

Surely this will be the worst match of the round

>>74954422
>LE GRUB

Back to Facebook you go

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>Gangnam Style in 2017
fuck, this cunt is the worst

>>74954424
What you said makes no sense.

>This one guy projecting the fact that he didn't know the rule onto the rest of us

Kek

>>74954436
maybe if youre fucking stupid

KEK

ABBEY DOUBTERS BTFO

ME BTFO

>>74954435
Who?

Told you cucks that purchasing Abbey is an elite move.

>>74954407
Kys Walkie
>>74954436
Kys Walkie, it makes perfect sense.

Abbey future elite wa-

>that fucking kick

>>74954439
Neck yourself.

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Bye Dogs
Hello Storm

>>74954454
So did you never play when you were younger or are you just a Kahpoo-tier retard?

Broncos to put on two more before full time.

>des' anus relaxes very slightly

>>74954467
Need more than two points to win m8.

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why do poocos fans get so salty when they lose

>>74954480
muzzies are always quick to temper

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>>74954480
>salty

>>74954491
case in point

>>74954494
*case and point

Why don't broncos players have to get onside?

>poocos

KEK

kek

(kek)

KEK

>>74954505

elite fitness just makes it seem that way

anyone taller than you has a bigger dick than you

Glad to see bulldogs getting refballed. It would be racist if they didn't.

1 out of 4

>>74954517
>tfw girls have bigger dicks than me

Get rekt bulldogs fags

>>74954517
Statistically not true.

>>74954519
what?

>>74954523
I want to be submissive to girls like that just like a cowcuck fan

The casuals laughed when I said I tipped Bulldogs.

KEK.

There's a reason why I get so much more pussy than you.

>>74954526
Inshallah, Broncos are still losing

>tfw you burn your mouth on your roast pumpkin

>>74954536
>reddit spacing
>getting pussy
Pick one

I proposed to my girlfriend today lads. She said yes. She's now my fiance.

Based Graham preventing a Moga try assist.

Reminder that I get much more pussy than you.

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>the salt from these poocos fans lashing out at everyone itt

Reminder that physical pleasures only ultimately lead to suffering.

t. virgin numale cuck

>>74954545
Congrats Walkie

I ate pussy for the first time yesterday, lads.

It was actually worse than I thought. It wasn't bad but I thought the pussy wasn't going to have any taste at all because she just showered but there was this weird taste, like licking a battery. The pussy lips are weird too. Your tongue sticks to them. Other than that, it was pretty good and I want to do it again. I like the little moans and noises she makes when I do.

Ben Cunt getting EXPOSED 2nite.

>>74954574
Eating arsehole is better.

>>74954574
>going down on a girl
what a cuck

>>74954574
She has a poor diet, like how it effects cum.

I hope you one day get to eat out a vegan

There is nothing more beta and pathetic than licking a girl's cunt.

>>74954578
you guys are really running away with the definition of that word

>>74954577
Yeah I ate her ass as well. Funnily enough her asshole didn't taste of anything.

>>74954574
The worst times are when the bitch squeezes her legs together trying to choke you out or something.

>>74954588
It was lost years ago. It's just pure autism spouting now.

>>74954598
t. cuck

Hunt almost got away with a try of the year contender.

>Why don't you have a cry bro”

>>74954590

guess she washed it well since i was done with her

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>>74954586
>>74954574
Get her to drink some Milo, lad.

milford is garbage

>penalty for high tackle
>no high tackle

>>74954610

This. Pathetic one season wonder.

There was literally a high tackle, walkcuck

>>74954614
nice casual racism there mate

>>74954619
Kek. His thigh slapped his head. Kill yourself.

Literally a high tackle, walkcuck.

Nice job STILL not knowing the rules.

>>74954623
>getting this easily baited

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>POOCOS

>>74954608
You're probably right. She is a prostitute after all.

Broncucks Ltd.

>>74954624
Jesus cunt just kill yourself for fuck sake get a life.

>>74954635

Based.

>>74954596
nah mate

that's HOT as FUCK

Tipped the Dogs by 3 lads

Easy money

>>74954614
Please respect the different high tackle culture of our friend Sam Kasiano.

>>74954638
This. Rough sex is the best.

Des Hasler on contract extension watch

Josh Reynolds on 800k a season watch

All you poocos fans should go down to your local mosque and convert so you can be as based as us. Never gave up on the doggies.

>le effort man efforts his way into a contract

KEK, walkcuck is SEETHING after getting exposed for STILL not knowing the rules.

You've had TWO years to learn them since I first bullied the fuck out of you.

I bet you were the sperg who didn't understand the dropout rule earlier.

kek

KEK

>>74954653
based walkie

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Why are females so disgusting?

walkcunt on suicide watch

>>74954647
Hasler has just signed a 2 year contract extension

>>74954653
WalkGOD

>LE YOU ARE LE WALKIEE XDXD

>>74954653
Based Matt impersonator.

>based sean controlling the thread without being here
how does he do it lads

serious question; why are girls these days so shitty?

>>74954668
No it's me, Sean.

>>74954683
It's like looking for good music. You gotta look for the good ones yourself.

>>74954686
Yes, and you are impersonating Matt. End your "life".

I love girls, they're cute

>>74954699
Kek.

I only date WalkGirls

>>74954660
S O U R C E
O
U
R
C
E

I have never had sex

>>74954712
just search august ames on brazzers

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>mfw walkcunt doesn't understand the laws of rugby league.

>>74954728
>she got BLACKED

>>74954739
ages ago. was one of the first ones iirc

>>74954758
she's done a few

>>74954734
WalkGod literally INVENTED rugby league

>>74954729
>walkcunt plays with barbie dolls

gonna hang out in /r9k/ for a while

>kids get two days off school because it's raining

>>74954791
you fucking muppet

I think I might like men m8s

>prostitute tells me she isn't affectionate with any other clients
>doesn't charge me for extras
>still won't come over to my house for free

what the fuck, lads.

>>74954822
i had a slut on tinder ask for my facebook profile cause she wanted my real info

bitch im using a fake name

>>74954819
Knew it

>>74954835
lmao

Who is the single greatest coach to ever exist in the nrl?

>>74954849
Sean

>>74954848
what does me is like, 10% of them assume my name is fake

Whats so fake about John

Lost control of my rectal muscles at the shopping centre today. Shat myself in front of this checkout chick who wanted my number.

>>74954861
i use a fake name when i meet people irl

>>74954868
me too, always john

also have a seperate sim card for tinder and randos

They actually showed redtube on TV

>>74954875
i use daniel. i wish my actual name was daniel

Yawn. No one cares about this freshcunt except for "him" """self"""

Let's keep talking about walkcunt

>>74954883
its weird when they call you your fake name hey, your brain sorta doesnt recognise it for a moment

this must be how prostitutes feel

>>74954887
prostitutes don't feel

>>74954635
Based Sean telling it how it is

Unironically would rather be dead than "live" as Walkie, lads.

>>74954892
underrated post