/tennis/

First for Nadal, but without conviction

Real new

>>74947727

>>74948459
Shit thread and was too early.

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>>74948467
Who /#TeamAngie/ here?

OGRE

why tennis man autistic with threads

Fucking hell; try doing this in heem and you'd get bullied and banned

>>74948789
>heem

Literal homo

>women in charge of holding serve

venus looks hot for once.

>>74948743
Only because she's playing a Williams sister tonight

>inb4 tiebreak
>inb4 three sets

pls no

>>74949078
3.5 hours

Kerber looks worryingly skinny.

She fights till the end

RIP in peace Angelique

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She looked so healthy some time ago. What happened?

pls, Angethique Kerbe, pls come back!

Lads. Just got home. USA USA USA has 5/8 of the players in the doubles tournament. And 1 Canada guy, so basically 6/8. How are we so good at doubles? Finals are guaranteed to be all american team vs. possibly a team with 2 americans

>>74949264

Doubles are a meme.

>>74949295
Shutup, our boy Jack is on one of the teams! You should be cheering for him!

>>74949195
Ever her legs aren't god tier like they was last year ;-;

It's because of advertising

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>Layer Cake
>The title refers to the social strata, especially in the British criminal underworld

anybody have an ace?

just got home and im using the one that was posted yesterday, but theyre playing fog the god & nishi match

dunno if theyll throw the nadal sock match in a few

Is Venus white?

angie btfo

RAFA TIME

Time 4 j sizzle

Match Point Venus

>>74949419
*unzips cock*

Venus's hair is gross

>>74949533
Venus herself is gross.

>>74949545
hahaha thats racism bro, i love to racism

>>74949533
I agree. Reminds me of Medusa for some reason.

>>74949578
xD

So did Venus's dad eat that entire tub of popcorn?

Who the fuck is the bald homeless black guy eating the popcorn that looks like he doesn't belong?

>>74949639
me. pls nobully

Venus is a national treasure.

unforced errors
27 kerber
33 williams - and she won.
this is for just two sets, jesus christ.

>>74949639
Venus & Serena's dad..... He doesn't get along with their mom anymore, so they probably didn't let him in the player box.

>>74949661
theyre momis hot af

>>74949650
GOTTA HIT BIG TO WIN BIG
CMON

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michael, you gonna fap to sharapova's first match back?

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How do I get an Argentinian gf?

new to tennis, what is the difference between masters 1000, masters 500, and masters 250?

>>74949754
points

good morning lads. went to bed early so I could wake up for this
dennis time lads
>>74949754
winning a masters 1000 gives you 1000 rankings points, ATP 500 gives you 500, and ATP 250 gives you 250
only the 1000 points tournament is called masters btw

>>74949756
N MONEY

>>74949754
money

>>74949756
so masters 1000 gets 1000 points for winning it or what? Is masters 1000 better than masters 250? Is wimbledon a masters 1000 tournament?

>>74949768
grand slams give you 2000 points

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>>74949765
>waking up early to see your favorite player bow down to the american demigod Jack Sock?

for shame?

>>74949776
>being a fairweather fan
'no'

>>74949776
The Big Jack Sock :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

>>74949765
>good morning lads. went to bed early so I could wake up for this

lmao

>>74949765
>went to bed early so I could wake up for this
wew lad

>>74949788
what's so funny Miguel

>>74949765
>went to bed early so I could wake up for this
haha

Doth Sock unironically haveth the best forehand on earth?

>>74949792
>>74949799
stop this

>>74949801
He doth

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I think in Wimby the winner receives 2 million pounds

>>74949810
hi swiss lad. how is your night?

>>74949765
>good morning lads. went to bed early so I could wake up for this
Hello. Good strategy m8.

>Jack Sock has been practicing his backhand in doubles
>has been focusing all of his energy to enhance his backhand
Oh dear lord, how badly will our boy Jack beat Nadal?

>>74949823
thanks Stanislas. good day to you too

>>74949818
As of this moment, extremely well. Hope you enjoy the show.

>>74949810
>tfw round 32 makes your salary in one day
fuck my life

Nada looks so swarthy today.

Predict the scoreline
I'm guessing Jack Succ will win 6-0 6-1 6-0

>>74949860
(You)

>>74949860
>3 sets
how new are you?

>>74949860
Pfft good one anon

Drinking some mint tea lads.

>>74949875
>>74949873
>>74949872
>all these booty-blasted Rafael Nadull fans

>>74949873
I really do also believe Sock can push him to 3 sets. But beating Nadal, that's another story.

How is it possible that they are interviewing Nadal while he's playing the match?

>>74949899
Xdddd

why the fuck is rafa allowed to challenge so late?
>>74949903
roids

>>74949899
Not our fault you're stupid.

>>74949902
>6-0 6-1 6-0

I know our american friends are memeing, but there is no way jack sock is taking even a set off of Nadal today.
I'm not even watching it because kerber took all my nerves.

>jacc succ

>>74949910
stop taking the b8 m8

>>74949910
that's a double fault xD

>>74949923
Oops, didnt realize that silly mistake. Still, my point stands.

Unlucky Sock

If Sock is to hit the inside out FH he better finish the point there.

Yeah Nadal, in 2 6-3 6-2
American tennis is dogshit

>>74949938
exhaled air out of my nose/10

>>74949910
Fine, I'll admit that your roided out chimp MAY be able to take it to a fourth set, but he'll still lose. Deal with it.

V A M O S

>>74949954
>t vietnam

we're literally the goat tennis nation

>>74949946
yeah I don't think that's too far-fetched. could happen

>>74949964
>the best that american tennis has to offer from this generation is putting up less fight than sam querrey

all of succ's forehands are just landing on the service line

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>babolat racquets

Jesus, that BH from Sock was crap itself.

>jacc cocc

>the shanty town of Sock's BH

>>74950002
Why is Babolat such a meme lads? They're genuinely good rackets but I'm not sure why people think they're so much better than Prince or Wilson.

JACK WTF IS A BACKHAND SOCK

>>74950019
because they give easy power while being light AF compared to wilson

>>74950027
Stop they are for plebs?

>>74949860
lads he meant sock will lose 60 in first set

>succ tries to serve and volley

>Rafael "I return from the parking lot" Nadal

>>74950043
i mean kinda. it helps ppl compensate for bad technique but overall gives users tennis elbow eventually

Sock has no talent at all, it's just forehand winner or nothing.

the question is:
will jocc socc even win a game?

>>74950067
'no'
>>74950071
>

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>all those Sock bashers

>>74950067
looks like american tsonga with a fat butt to me, all serve and forehand, nothing else

>>74950071
APOLOGIZE

>>74950076
Name one other thing he does well.

>>74950084
Fitting comparison.

>>74950084
tsonga has better strategy tho for some reason.

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>can't even return nadal's wta serve

>>74950084
you got one thing right in that sentence. He has a cute butt

combine sock and fritz's game

POST YFW FABIO SHITS ON NADAL LIKE HE DID AT THE US OPEN

>that winner off the backfoot
wew lads

>>74950090
>>74950076
sorry not sorry.. i be dranking, i be dranking.. surfboard, suftboards.

SOCKTASTIC

Jim Courier looking very disappointed.

>>74950084
YOU SEE THAT FUCKING DROPSHIT BITCH? SUCK JOCS DICK FAGGOT

JACK IS BACK

HATERS BTFO

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I've never seen /tennis/ shitposting like this outside of a Grand Slam. Truly, only the futre GOAT could divide autists' opinion like this

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>sock in charge of returning a wta serve

>>74950234
>future

Isn't Sock 25?

cute baby :3

why do tennis players sometimes hit the ball in frustration? that can hurt someone

>>74950274
read infinite jest

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>Jack Sock

>>74950291
Meme book, they only good parts is when he's taking about recovering from drug addiction.

>>74950291
dfw was a hack

>jacc socc

J U S T
U
S
T

>bashing balls as hard and as flat as possible makes u good
>'no'

>>74950263
>He's 2 weeks younger than me
Th-that's not old. He's not wasted his life yet, r-right?
The Top 4 are dominating well into their 30s so longevity is an open question right now. The future is thicc baby

>>74950362
By 25 Federer was winning Slam after Slam except the French, Djokovic had the best tennis season ever, Nadal had a Career Golden Slam.

>>74950350
M8 TRY TO BE AS GOOD AS BASED JACK. THAT'S WHAT I FUCKING THOUGHT. YOU'RE TRASH. I DONT WANT TO HEAR ANYTHING WHAT YOU HAVE TO SAY EVER AGAIN BECAUSE I KNOW IF YOU PLAYED MR. SOCK YOU WOULD GET ABSOLUTELY HAMMERED AND GO BACK TO YOUR SHITOLE COUNTRY JUST TO SEE YOUR SHITTY COUNTRY NEVER EVEN MAKE IT TO THE QUALIFIERS OF A LITTLE LEAGUE TENNIS TOURNAMENT. SHUT THE FUCK UP BITCH

>>74950399
yeah and? by 25 einstein already invented electricity

>>74950399
>compaing a "good" player to the GOATs
mate... you're going to be disappointed with literally everyone that way

this shit is like watching clay

what did you guys say about jack sock's backhand that won him that beautiful as fuck rally?

>>74950436
Maybe millennials should get good instead.

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>All these bugurt socccccc h8rz

Me lmaoing @ ur life

>>74950417
>t. jack
Sam Querrey had more heart and skill than this

>>74950457
KyrGOAT will save tennis

>>74950417
Just stop pls

>>74950399
I might have been exaggerating when I said future GOAT, but he's definitely on the up. And when Djok/Fed/Rafa retire, I can see Sock winning a cheeky US Open or Wimbly

did the roids wear off?

>la ciudad de rafa

Jajajajaja

>>74950466
He looks like a Chad on the outside but I bet he is a huge nerd.

>>74950490
>I might have been exaggerating when I said future GOAT, but he's definitely on the up. And when Djok/Fed/Rafa retire, I can see Sock winning a cheeky US Open or Wimbly

Maybe, but I think Kyrgios and Dimitrov are better desu.

Jack no!

>inb4 Roidal has a """"bathroom break"""""

>>74950547
Already did.

>>74950555
nadal shook

APOLOGIZE

>>74950332
No offense but it's not really a book a non-native English speaker can appreciate
Or maybe you just need to be stoned

wtf i love jack sock now!

>>74950575
Native English speaker here. It's shit

Top ten soon

Bow to the big jack sock

NADULL IS A PIECE OF SHIT

JACK I CAN'T VOLLEY SOCK

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>sock at the net

>>74950575
Bloom would agree with me. Besides, that didn't stop me from appreciating Moby Dick, Paradise Lost or a bunch of other books.

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WE HAVE A MATCH

JUST WIN THE POINT GODDAMMIT

Yeah, Jack will get broken next and Nadal goes back to winning 6-3

>le forehand into the net man

>>74950670
use spoiler tags faggot

Nice one Rafa. This brings back memories.

WHAT
IS
JACK
DOING?

HE HAS MISSED THE PAST 5 FOREHANDS

>>74950670
lmao called it

Fucking pathetic.

VAMOS!!!!!!!

jacc cucc is a weakling
leave it to Don Fogna, pls

>THE CITY OF SOCK

REFBALL

>mohamed
>sweden

every time

Poor man's Kyrgios

>tfw not allowed to look at the mark

The rift betwixt a 30 year old roidal and even the Nr. 15 player in the world is incredible. Big 4(+murri) for 4 more years!!!

>>74950792
Fuckin kek

Sock is an idiot for getting into an argument there. should remain focused. don't know if it'll affect his performance now

>>74950818
M8 he was kill as soon as he fail to break at 2 love

Succ has no consistency whatsoever.

>>74950833
this. Should've been 3-0 up with his momentum instead of 2-3 down now

Shhhhhhhhhh

get passed, son

>>74950842
cucc you mean

>Jim Courier

Sock looks like he'd be a meth addict in another life

>>74950670
just sayin that i called it

the commentator on my stream was laughing at that double fault

>>74950913
you guys know about tennis in the ratholes?

ankle breakers

why is Nadal looking blacker and blacker?

Nadal looks so dreamy.

Dw, he's just lulling Nadal into a false sense of soccurity

>>74950967
nice

>>74950967
he's been doing that for the past 5 games. When will he start kicking it up a notch and actually playing?

how many advantages has sock lost in this entire match? it's probably a ridiculously absurd number

>>74950984
In the third set

BIG HOLD by Rafa
Sock needs to learn to backhand. he loses a lot of ground trying to run around that forehand every time

>>74951019
1/8 in bp conversion

>>74951019
He did nothing wrong. Nadal was just GOAT tier and his service game has always been.

>>74950428
That doesn't sound quite right, but I don't know enough about electricity to debate it.

>>74951019
4 advantages lost

nadal is going to self-destruct in this next service game

screencap this

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>>74951064
cappped

>>74951064
the fucking madman

>>74951064
what did he mean by this?

>>74951089
good on ya lad

>>74951064
(You)

ez 62 63

Bullshit, I expected way more than this. How disappointing.

can't wait for federer to BTFO of nadal again if fognini doesn't do it first

>yfw the federer-nadal h2h is 20-23 by the end of the year

well that was disappointing

i was rooting for nadal but goddamn that went by quick

>>74951064

Predictions for tomorrow?

>>74951154
bet ALL YOUR MONEY ON FABIO

:DDDDDD

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>>74951155
>if fognini doesn't do it first

if jack sock comes back i will lose weight, get fit, get rich, and get a gf!! go sock!!

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>ATP matches wherein the result is essentially determined by seed

>>74951178
sock already lost

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>On Monday: the four Big Four members on top 5 again.

welp night lads
gonna go dream about sharapova fucking me again because of a funny tweet i sent her :)

>>74951178
Welp, there go your resolutions, leafy one.

>>74951192
wow man. sock really let me down.. fucking lose cost me a gf

>>74951217
big four and stan, so it's just about right

>>74951229
hows the ayahuasca m8?

>>74951256
Not as good as your mum, m8.

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Who's going to win the Davis Cup?

>>74951282
Australia

>>74951280
so like,.

>>74951239
big four and nadal*

>>74951329
big 2 and djokovic

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>>74951354
big guy 4 you

>>74951354
Big Sock and some other cunts

>>74951354
>>74951329
Objectively it's the big 3 + murri & Stan

big goat + big bull + big bot + big ebam + big kek

>>74951385
For real now, it's just Federer, the lesser 3 and the rest.

>>74951385
>federer
>just won the australian open and indian wells, and about to win miami
>murray
>world number 1 and holds current wimbledon title
>djokovic
>holds current french open title
>wawrinka
>holds current US open title

>nadal
>got passed in ranking by a 35-year-old federer 3 months into the year, after said 35-year-old just had a 6 month absence
>biggest held title is a 500 and a meme 1000 tournament that isn't even mandatory

>>74951223
good night m8
what was the tweet?

>>74951282
USA USA USA

>>74951455
Just wanted to remind you again that Sock lost. I promise it's nothing personal.

Good night tennis bros

>>74951603
Succ was only a vessel to destroy the roidbabby - I'm not personally invested in the guy.

I won't stop until the bald twat lays broken and defeated like in 2015/16, except this time permanently.

>>74951628
You won't stop what? Shitposting?

>>74951628
"he will play for 5-6 more years" t. carlos moya
Is it coincidental that his name sounds like
>moyes
?

>>74951652
rooting against him

>>74951664
I'm sure Nadal must get pretty affected by that. who knows? Maybe your hatred and negative vibes towards him finally reached him in 2015-2016 and it is what caused his drop in performance during those years.

So, keep at it, buddy!

>>74951779
lmao roasted

>>74949705
seconding this q

>>74951608
g'night, canada. May your dreams be filled with maples leafs.

>>74949705
who

So this is the power of Jack Suck...

>>74952720
you're about 4 hours late

>>74952829
Well I wasn't going to watch that match at 4AM.

>>74949691
i would never fap to my waifu t.bh

>>74953409
truly /ourguy/

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please save us kyrGOAT

>>74953409
ledge

>>74953409
amazing

>>74953409

>nishikori
>in charge of being 100%

Good morning tennis bros

>>74953409
Lel

Listening to blacks on the train talk about their welfare dollars at the moment

>>74955484
Can you give us a transcript of the conversation? Or at least a summary?

>>74955498
...can't have pride gotta let dem take care of us.... slavery....

Thank fuck they got off

>>74955531
lmao
>slavery because we accept this money and then complain about taking it
>dey gotta take cares of us
>because they're useless and can't take care of themselves
If welfare didn't exist they'd complain that the government doesn't care about them lmao

>>74953409
what's the Italian press like?

>>74953409
CAN THE MAYN STREEM METEOR EVER POSSIBLY RECOVER

>>74955531
>>74955535
reminder u gotta thx black people for inventing peanut butter :^)

Is it possible to make /tennis/ more popular than MTF?

>>74955822
shouldn't be hard, MTF is dead

>People unironically rate Suck

>>74955828
yeah but how can we get people to post here?

>>74955809
i'm right wing af but i can't stand pjw. he's reddit as fuck. MUH COUNTER CULTURE

he's so cringe

>>74955856
By not having one player win fucking everything

>>74955853
He's just a white Tsonga.

>>74955874
but now we WANT him to win everything. Talking abour RF obviously.

>>74955882
Only because he's playing so stylish. It's boring when Murray or Djokovic win all the time.

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Do you think Fed will cry when he beats Nadal in the RG final?

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Does anyone still get the chills when you think about the way Fed won AO?

>vs Nishikori
>fuck, Fed choked in set 4, Kei always good in deciding sets, Mirka's gonna get YELLOWED

>vs Stan
>fuck, Fed tanked sets 3 & 4, Stan can't miss a shot and now Fed's gunna choke another match after going up 2-0

>vs Nadal
>fuck, Nadal went up 3-1 in the 5th saving BPs left and right, now Fed is gonna complete the choking cycle

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Somehow I am not hyped for tonight's match

>>74955922
berdych is a cool guy

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>>74955856
i think ten is great how it is now. ~60 posters is a good number and the thread moves at a nice pace. we don't need tennis normies shitting up our waifu discussions, among other things

also
>tfw no belarusian gf

>>74955938

Birdshit is nothing

>>74955938
u u u u

>>74955922
Why can't Berdych win shit?

>>74955968
he doesn't have the killing instinct

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>>74955968

He always runs into Federer

>>74955968
Karma for his perfect face, financial success and hot model wife

i miss mother petra ):

>>74955979
>double bageled by David "will never learn" Goffin
J U S T
U
S
T

>>74955988
>""""hot"""" model wife

more like hot wife, amirite?

>>74955995
shit, I totally forgot about that match. GODfin was on that day

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>yfw 2017 is the last year that a big 4 (Fed) ends as YE #1 before the torch gets passed to Kyrgios who would be the YE #1 in 2018

>>74956028

>memeios
>Ever being world number 1

>>74956028
>Kyrgios who would be the YE #1 in 2018
He'll probably be banned for life by the end of 2018

>>74956034
you can meme on him all u want but he's got the most complete package out of the post-1995 generation
>2-0 h2h against djokobot

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>this is your future world number one (1)

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This is your world number 1 till 2020

>>74955979
Berdych legitimately looks older than Federer if you compare their pics.
How is this possible?

>>74956183

Federer stopped aging in 2008

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This guy is considered the tennis GOAT.

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>>74956191
this

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Hey Faggots,
My name is Roger, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any grand slams? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to Nadal on mtf.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best serve. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the tennis team, and starter on my football team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to WTA players”? I also win in straight sets, and have a banging hot wife (We just had twins; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening. Pic Related: It’s me.

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>>74956257
thank god he quit that blonde shit

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>>74956257

Imagine being Nadal in that final and having to be all like "damn, Roger Federer, your fuckin' quickness and finesse, all centered and balances and never missing backhands. I would totally have your backhand, both my clay form and the none clay me." when all he really wants to do is insert another 16 needles in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Nadal and not only sit one your base line while Roger Federer flaunts his superior athleticism in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing your receding hairline, and just sit there, shot after shot, set after set, while he perfected that backhand. Not only having to tolerate his monstrous fucking forehand but his superior sportsmanship as everyone on the court tells him he's STILL THE GOAT and DAMN, A 35 YEAR OLD PLAYS LIKE THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch his one handed backhand contort the ball into reaching areas of the court you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been injecting nothing but a healthy diet of roids and TRT and later HGH for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the mud huts in Spain. You've never even seen anything this fucking talented before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on his bandanaed forehead as he strikes the ball in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in his GOAT Status "FedeGOAT (for that is what he calls himself)". And then the umpire calls for another let service, and you know you could kill every single person one the court before the slams security could put you down, but you take your second serve, because you're fucking Nadal. You're not going to lose your future Roland Garros win for this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

>>74956183
He doesn't, Federer looks 50.

>>74956257
>banging hot wife

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>>74956276
"ohomoooooo"
Mirka flinches as you run your hands down her soft rolling back
"Roger hasn't touched me like that in years". Her voice cracks as she makes her painful admission to you. You just smile as your fingers make their way up to her head consuming neck. You can feel her reluctance. Trying to resist her urges, she is like her husband trying to resist the effects of ageing in games against Nadal. Both of them pretend they can resist, but they will both end up being physically dominated by a younger man. She squeaks as your hands begin to remove her coat. "My husband bought that for me with the money it got from Wimbledon 2013". She states it as a fact, but you understand the underlying message. She hates that coat. It would have been a nicer coat if Roger had made more money, if he hadn't been beaten in the second round like the pathetic shadow of a man he is. He probably can't even get an erection any more.

You flip Mirka onto her back and the room shakes.
She keeps trying to convince herself she loves her husband.
"Last month I covered this bed in clay, got naked and told Roger it was his chance to do something big on clay for the first time since 2009". She smiles. "But he just walked off". You ignore her words and work your hands into her mucusy cunt. 'uguggmoooooooo''. She moans again as loudly as she ever has. Her children would be woken up if they weren't listening to a tape of Nadal grunting as they slept. You take out your hard cock and begin to insert the tip inside of her. "MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" she bellows. You are so aroused by this that you can barely contain yourself and your cum sprays everywhere. You hear the front door of the house opening "Mirka?" Comes the voice "It is over. I have retired. We can have sex again".

>>74956257
>tan and bleached hair
weird to think roger could have started a boyband in switzerland instead of playing tennis

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>>74956318

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>you'll never date teenage tennis players
Why live?

>>74956427
meh

Stan looks swole af tho. Too bad he looks so fat with a shirt on.

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>>74956470

>Stan looks swole af tho.

>>74956427
She is way above his league.

>>74956427
donna has a GUT

>>74956427
Why does Stan always look like crazed alcoholic hobo?

>>74956500
she would be if he wasn't rich, successful and famous

>>74955979
Funnily enough he is one of the few players on the tour that has that many wins against Rodgers outside of the big4.

>>74956427
How does someone as strong as that not snap Niggyrios in half?

>>74956512
Women who stay with a guy just because of that always cheat on him with someone she actually likes.

>>74956573
i.e donna vekic

>>74956605
I'm not saying she is like that.

>>74956573
I mean, I'm not saying that's ALL she's in it for. I'm just saying she's not out of his league because of those factors (beyond just looks). I'm sure Stan is a cool dude and maybe Donna is with him because of his personality (in addition to the fame/success/money)

>>74956183
white peepo age like shit
Fed is a med

Nadal was never good

Murray a shit.

>>74956660

>Peru
>zero good Tennis players ever produced

>>74956671
>UK
>76 fucking years without being able to produce a tennis player capable of winning their own tennis tournament, let alone any other grand slam tournament

>>74956611
but she has already done just that, with kokkonakis

>>74956711

Thats more than Peru has ever achieved

>>74956720
>Alex Olmedo

>>74956728

>1959