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>>74915795

Really Old Links that are still useful:
http://pastebin.com/grLucSzY

Macca's official /trb/ database:
2015: http://pastebin.com/uj27eQhe
2016: http://pastebin.com/7e3Vv0ap

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=StZcUAPRRac
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First for pngs
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>>74947688
/Qt/s edition
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>>74947704
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third for fresh oc

>>74943473
>>74943473
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>>74947714
Who will be our rivals in the playoffs? Will we even make the playoffs? Who knows
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>http://www.espnfc.co.uk/blog/espn-fc-united-blog/68/post/3083624/tc-freisenbruch-using-online-voting-to-pick-the-team-and-decide-transfers

>Freisenbruch are a ninth-level German amateur side based in an unremarkable suburb of Essen, but there is nothing unremarkable about the way they operate. For a modest fee of €5 a month, anyone in the world can become one of their managers, gaining access to an innovative interface that will be familiar to anyone who has ever played the "Football Manager" series of games.
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>Sanchez: "I am happy in London and I hope to finish my contract at #AFC. I want to stay in a winning team and keep playing in the same city"

Hate vague statements like this desu. Just can't figure them out
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These fuckers better find their form by the start of the season or else this is going to be a long fucking year.
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>>74947759
OFC is NZwinslol.
You could play your D team and still comfortably beat New Zealand.
And on the off chance some team other than NZ gets to the playoff then you can just send guys in wheelchairs and on crutches and still win.
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>have 70m
>robben is 34 y/o now

who to buy? someone that can take over in a year or two?

btw not playing as buyern
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>>74947787
>I want to stay in a winning team and keep playing in the same city"

Off to Chelsea in the summer then if azar goes
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>>74947794
They should just merge OFC and AFC qualifying
Same for CONMEBOL and CONCACAF
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>>74947816
Appearantly Hazard is in contract negotations right now, they're going to offer him Rooney-wages (300k p/w)
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>>74947851
OFC would never agree to it because they'd get rekt
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>>74947887
Meant to pot this one but they're all funny
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>>74947887
Definitely but it might increase their quality, similar to what Australia did
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>>74947851
>Same for CONMEBOL and CONCACAF
Christ no.
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>>74947851
>CONMEBOL and CONCACAF
>Brazil, Argentina, Colombia, Uruguay, Chile guaranteed spots
>Plus three from Mexico, United States, Costa Rica, Ecuador, Peru, Paraguay

Same faces every time.
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Maybe I should move to Nauru and try to get a spot in their NT.
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>>74947926
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>>74947805
Neymar
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>>74948041
wages too high
and he'll cost like 120m

max 165k wages
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>>74947449
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>>74948050
Messi
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>>74948055
They still have to ahve a proper manager though right?
>Right lads I've got to give you a rousing motivational talk that encourages you to win this game even though some mongs online have decided we'll be playing a 1-4-5 today
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>>74948095
they've got a player-manager
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>>74947926
it's because of this, isn't it
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>>74948157
>Miles plans his next holiday
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>>74948157
>banning alcohol
that's not cool though.
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>>74948157
>Ban the most fun intoxicant
>Legalize the most boring intoxicant

Imagine the friday nights, they must be wild.
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>>74948202
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Can you edit league size easily now or is it still the same shit?
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>>74948220
that's one of the measures to revitalize the economy of the nation apparently

>Life expectancy on Nauru in 2009 was 60.6 years for males and 68.0 years for females.
>By measure of mean body mass index (BMI) Nauruans are the most overweight people in the world; 97% of men and 93% of women are overweight or obese. In 2012 the obesity rate was 71.7%.
>Nauru has the world's highest level of type 2 diabetes, with more than 40% of the population affected. Other significant dietary-related problems on Nauru include kidney disease and heart disease

sounds like real life hell for a football manager
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>>74948341
Bet everybody has diabetes because they all have the munchies form all that weed they smoke amirite?
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What are some interesting clubs to manage ?
Eastern European or Asian pls
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>>74948442
how do you feel about old favorite, FK Rad?
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New to FM
I want to play my up to date version (2016) but is there anyway to get an older database in (2010)?
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>>74947716
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>>74948514
I don't think so matey. You should just play FM10 tBh.
>>74948549
metal sculptures are hard
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>>74947711
who that qt
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OH HAPPY DAY
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>>74948640
Rachel Cook
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Finally
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FINALLY
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>>74947794

>tfw I could've been a star player in Tahiti or Papua New Guinea with my talent.
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>>74948403

It's gonna get worse.

http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/health-and-families/health-news/fat-of-the-land-nauru-tops-obesity-league-2169418.html
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>>74948220
I never got weed

People used to smoke it to enjoy the things I enjoyed doing anyway
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I lik futbol
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>>74949168
State the Lithuanian team you support
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>>74949168
I like you Morzi
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>>74949152
BRO IM NOT ADDICTED BRO. I JUST SPEND HALF MY PAYCHECK ON IT
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>>74949291
Guy in my dad's work just got arrested with intent to distribute

It was right on payday so he went to his dealer and bought a shitload of it, then he got pulled over by the cops and they found it all lol.
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>>74949152
From my autist observations, I found that most people who smoke weed do so to get the people around them stoned, rather than themselves. That is simply a compromise. Its an anxiety remedy, in that it makes the people around you less intimidating.

Thats why stoners immediately become uncomfortable should you refuse the herbal jew. Now, not only is there somebody in the room not medicated into liking them, but that person is also at a distinct advantage over them, essentially reversing the intended outcome of smoking it in the first place.
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quentin was right
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>>74949424
not about the great gatsby
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what a draw
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Holy shit Man United aren't gonna win the Europa in the first year of a save for once
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>>74950040
wtf happened to portugal?

why are they so good?
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>>74950198
I don't know.

(I should load them)
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lads i just reloaded, help me
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>>74950216
what happened?
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>>74950216
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>>74950250
Gjion tore me apart, 4-0 after 60 minutes and i hadn't had a single shot on target so i just lost my shit and turned the laptop off, I have Laporte and Javi Martinez at the back ffs
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>>74950295
theyre tough guys you know
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>>74950295
its more bearable if you walk away
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>>74950295
Should've finished the match and resigned before the post match conference.
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>>74950326
I'll never forgive them for sacking me in 13 for not getting promoted automatically (i won the playoffs) bastards
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>top of the league for a whole game
>choke

Wish I could reload desu
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>>74950326
>not a topless man holding a bottle of Stella Artois in sight

Miles behind the UK in hooliganism desu
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>youth intake
>get someone three times as good as my current winger
>wanted to move away from wingers next season

Oh well, it's hilarious just how bad my current players are.
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>>74950607
Also look at dat tiny pool of potential names

Already duping after one intake
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>>74950646
the four families of malta
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>>74950667
Just checked my u21s and I actually have another Zammit in there already, generated to fill a gap in the team.

It's not as bad as the default san marino database, which is ridiculously shallow and especially bad because it's such a popular challenge/nation to play.

But it's still way too noticeable. There's no excuse for not just getting at least the 100 most popular surnames from every country in game and feeding them into the default DB to stop this from happening.
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>>74950714
>There's no excuse for not just getting at least the 100 most popular surnames from every country in game and feeding them into the default DB to stop this from happening
this
it's not nearly as bad as what you're seeing there, but when you look at a 2025 canada squad and there's about 5 "Nakajima-Farran"s it's kind of inexcusable
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http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/39433844
"""Mutual"""" """"Termination"""""
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>>74951831
>winger chatting shit and wanting more money
yawn
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Who do you think is better /trb/?
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>>74952742
without the physicals it'd be pretty even, with the danish guy probably being more useful in attack
but the physicals on the cypriot guy are much better, so I'd go with him
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>>74952784
>danish
for some reason the blue in the norwegian flag doesn't show up well at the non-expanded resolution
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>>74952784
also dude on the right only scores insane goals for no apparent reason
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lads i have a 18/18 pace acceleration striker in LLM

if I stick him as poacher and use long balls, pass into space and counter mentality, will they just ping it forward for him to run onto

I have pacey wide players to, If i stick them as winger (a) will they do the same?
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>>74952863
I believe so for the first part, dunno about >wingers
also look into player instructions
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>>74952871
my plan is to have 7 defensive minded players sitting deep, then these blokes just outpacing the defense for some cheeky goals
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>>74952882
that could work I'd imagine
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>best looking regen in my save
>shit CA and PA
i'm tempted to edit his PA to 200
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>Buy Robben
>Literally does nothing but cut inside
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Hello, I would like to get good at FM. I know the basics of the game but I play like a robot, trying to use a single tactic for the whole season. Do you have good resources where I can learn more? Just on how to look at the enemy team and pick a successful tactic
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>>74953789
play with wingers.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7nB4hLP5yKM
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bohs out for fucking blood this season
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>>74953934
worry.png
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how do i refine this formation /trb/? i'm new to this one but it seems most suitable
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>>74954405
no real midfield
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>>74954405
>>74954405
>Back 3 with a libero
>Move two defensive mids to central
>Move leftover defender to DM, DLP roam from position
>Switch wingers to IFs
>Switch AP to AM
>Switch P to Treq
>Meme everybody to death
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I have FM 14 and 15.
Is 17 worth it? The steam reviews say it's even shittier than 16 in terms of the match simulator.
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>read news about Kazuyoshi Miura become oldest goal scorer
>search for him in FM to see his stats
>there's none
feels bad man
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>>74954659
you can pirate or play the demo before you buy
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>>74954659
>The steam reviews say it's even shittier than 16 in terms of the match simulator.
In terms of crosses not being overpowered as fuck, this is true.

But
>listening to Steam reviews to begin with
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>>74954691
Might download the demo and give it a go.
I hope there are less injuries than in 15, because that shit was atrocious.
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>>74954710
Never tried 16, just heard it was bad. I didn't even play 15 almost, because there was so many injuries, so I stuck with 14.
Would be nice with an updated roster and all that though.
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>>74953901
i fucking love Alina Baraz, thought i was the only one anon
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another sugar daddy comes to Premier League
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>>74955017
Where's he from?
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>>74955050
China
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>>74955017
The city of Anshan
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>>74955058
which skins and packs to I need to use to make my game look like this?
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>>74955083
duh the most popular one of course
http://www.fmscout.com/a-vitrex-fm17-skin.html
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So remind me, what are the point of these state championships again?
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>>74955151
How else are you supposed to play 90 matches in a calendar year?
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>>74955151
To placate Brazil's undying need for constant, endless football. They could make the entire season friendlies-only and it would make no difference to huehues
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>>74954561
tfw stopped using liberos and started winning so much more

You're so vulnerable to balls over the top with them because of how the ME works
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These are getting sillier and sillier
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>>74955381
gotta go fast
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>>74954659
17 has shit reviews because all the chinks got mad that SI didnt put in chinese translation. go to the bottom and click on "all languages" - most of the negative reviews are in chinese.
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>>74955381
>FIFA players.jpg
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>Loads of questions about having to win next game to go up
>promoted before the game when the chasing team chokes

DE FAULT DE FAULT DE FAULT
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rip in peace

Never had an injury on my team this bad before.
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>>74955596
(this is mostly down to our shit medical staff)
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>>74955596
>He has never had serious viral infection
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Is new position training still a pain in the arse like it was in fm16? I remember one of my younger players not being able to reach "accomplished" in a position because he had hit some cap related to his potential ability or whatever.
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>>74955823
Can't pretend I've tried or tested it in 17 but I'd be very surprised if that had changed.
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>>74955823
i've never encounter something like this in 17
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daily reminder that canada's best player is a 17 year old winger
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>>74955823
position training seems better in 17
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This lad's going strong my my.
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http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/39448474
>Fifa is proposing a six-nation play-off tournament to decide the last two slots at the 48-team World Cup in 2026.

>All six confederations will have at least one team in the expanded tournament, with no inter-confederation play-offs prior to the play-off tournament.

>The World Cup hosts will still qualify automatically, with their slot taken from their confederation's quota.

>The recommended places for each confederation are:

Africa - 9 (up from 5)
Asia - 8 (up from 4 or 5)
Europe - 16 (up from 13)
North, Central America and Caribbean - 6 (up from 3 or 4)
Oceania - 1 (from 0 or 1)
South America - 6 (up from 4 or 5)

>How will the play-off tournament work?

>Should the proposals be ratified, as expected, it will consist of one team from each confederation except Uefa, with the final team taken from the confederation of the host country.

>Two teams will be seeded based on their Fifa ranking, and then face the winners of two knockout games involving the four unseeded teams, with the prize a place in the World Cup.

>The play-off will be played in the World Cup's host country, with November 2025 suggested as a possible date for the 2026 qualifying play-off.

Looking forward to FM18 desu
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>>74956739
>Africa - 9 (up from 5)
>Asia - 8 (up from 4 or 5)
>Europe - 16 (up from 13)
>North, Central America and Caribbean - 6 (up from 3 or 4)
>Oceania - 1 (from 0 or 1)
>South America - 6 (up from 4 or 5)

please no
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>>74956739
>Africa - 9
gee, I wonder who Infantino might be trying to suck up to
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any bets on what his Jumping is? thinking of 6
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>>74956303
C A N A D A
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>>74956955
MF and Dingle on suicide watch
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https://www.theguardian.com/football/2017/mar/30/jose-mourinho-manchester-united-18-match-run

jamie jackson is such a terrible journalist
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>>74956739
>>74956751
It's hilarious how blatant they are about pandering to africa and caribbean

Countries that never even make tournaments have all the fucking power in FIFA's system
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>>74957125
tfw he covers city games because he's the "Manchester correspondent"
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>>74956900
>japanlets
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>>74957135
I mean they get rekt and will continue to get rekt so I can see how it seems ridiculous but if for the sake of "fairness" you have 45% Euro sides, 45% South American sides and 10% RotW then RotW will literally never stand a fucking chance of winning so I'm somewhat sympathetic to the fact that they have to give some degree of parity.
But best system would be something that somehow fluctuates how many positions are awarded to each confederation with a set minimum so you don't just end up like OFC where NZ literally always win so even though countries do invest in football nobody is all that bothered because overtaking NZ seems insurmountable.
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>>74957213
they should just make a proper world ranking, give a direct invite to the top x in the ranking and then a qualification tournament for the rest. Similar to the system in tennis. It's dumb that England, Spain, Germany etc have to beat up small countries in insignificant games just to get their spot.
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>>74957313
And it's really hurting both england and all the minnows in our groups

No team benefits from the current qualifiers
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just resigned from my Barrow save
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>>74957915
very sad day
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>YANKS
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>>74957930
whats your next team gonna be?
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I can't wait for Video assistant referees to be added to FM.

>TEAM SCORES!
>have to wait 30 seconds to make sure it's a goal
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>>74958419
Like you're not waiting while the player celebrates anyway.
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take the hint mates
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>>74958419
>Watching USL last night (inb4 >watching USL)
>Start of match they say they have video refs
>Guy breaks away but gets called back for offisde
>Doesn't seem to get referred to video ref
I know they've said they don't want it to interfere with play too much but whistling and calling it back stopped us from knowing if that was a goal or not so surely they had a duty to let it play on and see if he scored before blowing for offisde and relaying the decision to the video refs?
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>>74958247
I don't know yet, might get 17 and have a look. It will probably be in England again because I can never get a real emotional connection towards foreign leagues
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Finally it's over.
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>>74959322

Also Mememouth in the CL
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>>74959322
>Neverkusen win
Burn hard drive
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This fucking cunt was like a son to me when he came through the academy. Shame the England manager hated him for some reason.
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>mfw I'll be 25 years old in an hour.
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>>74959809

That's double the age I thought you were.
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>>74959809
rip butters
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>>74959809
that's half the age I thought you were
rip mantequilla
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>>74959809
Old cunt
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Reposting because God wills it

>>74959523
>Adopting blacks

You get what you pay for.

>>74959809
Welcome to the quarter century club, butts. I must insist that celebrations are kept to a minimum.
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>>74959809
nobody cares you blogging faggot
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>>74959809
so too late for growth hormones?
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>>74960006
What a shitshow. Great webm though.
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>>74960006
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>>74960006
I don't plan on celebrating it at all tBh.
>>74960033
I-I'm tall enough.
>>74960006
that's a nice webm.
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>tfw team in second to last place
>tfw 70 days of winter break
>tfw job offers from Liga Adelante keep raining

I feel like I'm gonna get sacked eventually but I also don't want to leave.
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>>74955823
There was a bug pre-march patch on Fm16, but it seems to be fine now. But some players may have low versatility and maxed out potential even at a young age
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did you know saying "he needs to git gud" is an almost unbelievable stream of expletives?
Me neither
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>>74961409
most underrated feature in fm kek
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>>74961409
it says that if you swear even once, I'd imagine SI have deemed "git" to be a swear word
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>>74961409
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>>74961472
oh I was wondering what set it off, didn't think of git
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Best FM version?
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>>74961859
05
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I think i did something wrong, but I'm excited anyway.
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>>74962292
>12 instructions
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>>74961859

12
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>>74947851
CONCACAF and CONMEBOL would lose 1 spot. Unless they keep 2 halfspots instead of a full spot.
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>>74962292
>Asymmetrical formation
>>
>manage reading for 5 seasons
>manage to bring them mid table amidst being predicted to be
>lost last 5 games because players are shit and all of them have shitty stamina.
>get sacked. FINE..
>Atalanta hired me
>lost many games during pre-season friendlies
>panic
>first 10 games in Serie A top 4
>mid season
>won the title with Atalanta with 3 more games to play on my first season of management.
>mean while reading is fighting for relegation in the EPL.

d-did.. i d-do good?
>>
>>74961859
11
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>>74958818
>>74958247

got 17... looking through the low leagues
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>>74962823
Classic.
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>>74962823
>Signing for cheese
>>
>>74962823
>>74962836
>>74962846

I might do it u kno... level 10 tho sounds like a lot of work

here's my beloved Barrow anyway
>>
>>74962882

I don't recommend it, at that level AI is just plain retarded and it's extremely easy since you'll be the only team playing something somewhat organized. I did an 8 tier save once and I hated every second of it.
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>>74961859
0102
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>>74963605
Nothing like 1st century football.
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>subbed on in the 73rd
>scored in the 78th
>straight red in the 80th
like a midfield balotelli
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>>74963767
My type of player
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>cup match bans carry over into the league
oh, that little cunt. now it's stopped being funny
>>
>>74964163
tricked
>>
Will my reserve team ever get promoted to an actual league lads? And do I increase the chance of promotion by pumping the reserve team with good players, or is it just based on chance? Really want my youth players to get to play actual league games.
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>>74964210
Probably not going to happen. I think it's random, but I've never had it happen at a team I was managing, even when I had very good players in the reserves. enjoy scheduling endless friendlies for them
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>>74955400
Damn chinks, so they up voted all negative reviews as well? The top review made me pretty terrified desu
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>>74964210
my ligue 1 save had my reserve side promoted to CFA

but if you start with a low team, your reserves have to go through a lot of divisions, it will take a hell of a lot of luck
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back to back promotion and mouth ulcers attained. I'm now only one promotion away from this being fun again.

I can finally go to bed. Night, lads.
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>>74964595
>>74964293

Awful. They should fix this.
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>200
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More than our average attendance last season. Based plastics.
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First ever Allsvenskan match, first ever Allsvenskan victory.
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>tfw top of the league
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This guy is Veally talented.
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>my club's biggest talent slams football manager as a bad game after being shown a save where his career peters out

wtf i hate you now
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>>74967075
>where his career peters out
Sounds like Tommy Hoiland. What's he up to nowadays?
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>>74967132
fucking around in stromsgodset
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>>74967202
Good to know.
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>thought I didn't have any contracts to renew because I could only offer non-contracts
>most of my squad were actually on weekly wages
>1 week until contracts expire
well fuck
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>>74962331
Every broken strikerless formation uses exactly 12 instructions
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cant even be mad
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Shagged my mates little sister last night lads, her 18th was just last weekend so at least I have that going for me. I'm 24 now so it's a bit awkward though tbqh

Where is Marq, I need normie advice.
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>>74967492
you have to marry her now
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>>74967492
good job tbqh, hope it's the first of a long series
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>>74967508
tbf she's fit, bit of a slag though I reckon since she was on the pill.

>>74967522
2017 has been quite good from in all honesty. I'm too much of a normie myself these days since I got fit last year.
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>>74967531
had this happen between two friends of mine, allthough we were bullying the brother for months before they actually shagged which might have soured the idea for him somewhat.

His words were

>if you want to remain friends you have to marry her, thats the only way
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>>74967531
>bit of a slag though I reckon since she was on the pill.
Saying you did her bare?
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>>74967550
She's asian though, I couldn't marry her
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>>74967562
Yes, I didn't have any rubbers on me and neither did she. Wasn't going to go ask her brother for some.
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>>74967563
>not wanting an interracial marriage
bit racist tbqh
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>>74967570
>Wasn't going to go ask her brother for some.
Coward.
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>>74967571
I don't want brown babies
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>>74967570
>Yes, I didn't have any rubbers on me and neither did she
Did you suck "her" off afterwards
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>>74967563
>not marrying her

>>74967570
>she's a slag
>I want to expose myself to whatever infection she has from all the cocks she takes
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>>74967591
Worth it tbqh. My willy isn't burning today so that's good
>>
>British sport puts "too much" focus on winning medals, says UK Athletics chairman Ed Warner.

This limp wristed faggot is actually, genuinely afforded a position of power
>>
Would you lads mind me representing us?

>>74967717
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>>74967492
You don't fuck a friend's sister dude wtf, why don't you just fuck his mom as well while you're at it?
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>>74967817
what about a sister's friend?
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>>74967807
Yes I would mind
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>>74967827
I personally wouldn't do it but its fine
>>
>>74967832
You dont even have a trip for your post so why should I consider your opinion?
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>>74967807
Yes I would mind
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>>74967807
Jair should be gold
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>>74967853
Stannis too desu.
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>>74967858
have we got a base squad, or are you going to make one from scratch?
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>>74967865
Uh, I don't think I'm going to do anything, I just wanted to draw attention to that cup because I'd like to see /trb/ play.

I secretly hope that DF will manage >our team
>>
Suggest some good memes for the /trb/ team

We brainstormed a little and thought of these:

- a formation that incorporates two gold wingers that are called >wingers and >canada
- Jair as a medal AMF, goalhorn: https://soundcloud.com/boskamp/the-brazo-named-jair-and-the-autist-named-joe
- perhaps a stapler tier formation
- Skeptische Boskamp as CF
- Long Throws 20 (with the Long Throws card) as one of the fullbacks
- GK is called >G.K. Ondabench, team has no substitute GKs
- Phil From Kent
- two panic bench strikers that are called Overload and Stannis
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>>74967946
CF - Skeptsiche Boskamp
LM - >wingers
RM - >canada
AM - Jair
CM - Phil From Kent
CM - ?
LB - Long Throws 20
CB - ?
CB - ?
RB - ?
GK - >G.K. Ondabench

SS - Overload
SS - Stannis
CM - ?
CM - ?
CM - ?
CM - ?
LB - ?
RB - ?
CB - ?
CB - ?
CB - ?
CB - ?
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>>74967952
we need a Phil - Archiver pairing in CB. the ultimate partnership
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behold the new John O'Shea
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>>74967997
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>>74967946
>team has no substitute GKs

how can you ignore jeff bonk, canadian hero
>>
ideas for team

>jeff bonk
>rare flag
>agents.webm
>sylvian distin, champions league manager
>(((miles)))
>Libero (Attack)
>Don't Get Complacent
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>>74967952
>DLP(a)
>https
>tricky ricky
>>
>>74967952
>Chinese Language
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>>74967952
Sliders
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>>74967807
Get Mitch to do it
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>>74968205
You're just interested in how he's gonna find a way to fuck up, right?
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>>74968155
He retired 3 years ago lad
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>>74968221
Of course
>>
damn the indos came close
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>>74968264
>4-0 AET

noice
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>fullback is so short that even the manlet wingers he marks on set pieces dominate him in the air
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>tfw you dont pay attention to the news and your club gets taken over and you get 145 million

ty
>>
Good lower level French teams to start a save with?
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>>74968367
I've heard that a CA Bastia save is a lot of fun
>>
>Tomorrow is billion pound takeover day
Can't wait lads
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>>74968346
Zonal marking of course. Time to make him work on his Strength too. You might end up with a Roberto Carlos: larger than he was tall.
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>>74968379
If you want to make life slightly more difficult for yourself, try to set up a "real" derby with bigger Ligue 1 sides: Marseille Consolat, Paris FC, Red Star... If you want some easy youth development, Strasbourg is the place to be.
>>
Is FM14 the one everybody is playing?
>>
>>74968511
as usual there's no consensus
I'd say it's about 60% fm17, with most of the rest spread evenly between 14/15/16
>>
Fuck I can't get my 4-3-3 playing sexy football no matter what I do
>>
>>74968575
>Evenly
>FM14 or prior
It's all Morz' and Butters ever since Holy Cat went missing.

>>74968588
The more creative and fluid you want to be, the more you need players who aren't selfish bastards.
>>
>>74968575
Mh which would be the easiest to pirate and set up? Got no experience with any FM game.
>>
>>74968511
No
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>>74968616
14
Maybe 15
16s a mess even without the antipiracy measures and good luck finding a functional 17 copy

So if you're dead set on stealing it go with 15
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>>74968608
>since Holy Cat went missing.

Do you think he has gone to help his brothers in ISIS?
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>tfw seeing the chairman of my club chimp out because people talk shit about the new president of AFA
>calls detractors "cockroaches" on national television

Argentinian football is a mess, but at least it's pretty entertaining.
>>
>>74968658
More like his brothers came to him to get him to "help".

>>74968692
Probably on par with French Rugby, tho' I'm not well versed at all in rugby.
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>have player with annoyingly low buyout clause because his agent is a filthy jew
>banged in plenty of goals in his first season, get European football
>No interest at the start of summer, or throughout it
>21:45 on deadline day
>"AS Monaco have submitted a non-negotiable offer..."
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We're coming for your coefficient Ligue 1
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>>74968785
>Not preparing to lose him
>>
>>74968785
>Not renewing his contract at the end of the season
You'll learn better.
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>>74968796
Operating with very fine margins, started the window with a budget of around £4m, had to sell Bernardeschi to raise funds, and only get 50% of transfer revenue (Saponara deal was already arranged from the start of the game)
>>
>>74968810
Current clause is £19m, he wanted a contract in excess of £100k, with a buyout limited at £22m by his agent.

Not really worth it desu senpai
>>
>>74968832
Should've gotten him to ditch the agent
>>
>Those interview questions where both the question and the answer choices are walls of text

No comment
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>>74969303
Middle option every time.
>>
>>74969303
Its not like there are a ton of questions, just read them the first few times they pop up and they'll get ingrained in your mind and you'll know what the question is and what answer you want to give based off the first few words next time it pops up
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>Joe claims Man 62 an 'easy' opponent

kys lmao
>>
>Tfw all your players are system babies and flop so hard when they leave
>>
Why do Brazilian players always get homesick? I have a Spanish GK who was supposed to have trouble adapting to another country, but he's fine and I just had to give my Brazilian striker a leave of absence.

>>74969371
>tfw I thought I had them memorized and unwittingly choose "we have better players and a better manager to boot"

I don't like being a cunt to other managers.
>>
>>74969437
For me its always Africans
>inb4 >signing Africans
>>
>>74969452

>Signing players who piss off for a month during the busiest period of the season
>>
>>74967952
Let's get some personalities in there.

Starting CBs:
>Easily Discouraged
>Low Self-Belief

CM:
>Model Citizen
>Unambitious (place on bench)

I'd give the starting right back something hinting at full backs often having the best rating by far, but I'm not sure, how to inplement that.

Something like >8.2 Average Rating 5"0 Full back - but that looks like shit.
>>
>>74969466
>He thinks I play in leagues that operate August to May
Lmao
>>
>>74967946
what do you mean the /trb/ team
>>
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>>74969452
>Africans

Not even once
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>>74969617
Why don't you scroll back a handful of posts you weed addled moron?
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>>74969437
>Why do Brazilian players always get homesick?
Poor adaptability rating
>>
>>74967952
>SS - Stannis
fuck off
>>
>>74969647
don't you talk to me like that you huge cunt
>>
My little boy is growing up
>>
>>74968379
You've heard wrong.
>>
>>74968367
Pau FC
>>
>>74968363
how do u not notice that, you get about a month of "takeover on the rocks" news
>>
>>74969838
when you have 20 scouts who are all actively scouting, and there is no way to filter out the scouting reports, you tend to literally skip everything but the end season messages
>>
moving from that old Barrow save on 16, which ended up becoming 300mb large, to this new, smaller size 17 Barrow save, everything runs so smooth and loads so fast
>>
why do all of my regens look so dead inside?
>>
>>74969371
>>74969303
this is why I let my assman handle the team talks
they are exactly 0 fun unless you haven't played FM in a few months, theyre always the same shit everytime, they dont influence everything, and walls of text
>>
>>74969963
*anything
>>
>>74969963
I sometimes find team talks do influence a team

Screaming at them is the only thing that works though.

I let my assman do press conferences because I can't be arsed pressing the 2nd option down over and over
>>
>>74969963
>>74969972
This explains your poor performances.
>>
>>74969963
>they dont influence everything
Even correcting for your typo you are very wrong
>>
>>74969963
>>74969986
>>74970001
wait oops

I didnt mean team talks, I meant press conferences

Team talks are important obviously but press conferences are shit
>>
>>74970011
We knew what you meant.
You're still wrong.
>>
>Art
>>
I didn't even realise who was missing when Art didn't post for days but I've sure noticed he's come back
>>
>>74970072
oh my thank you
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>Our goal came from our backup striker intercepting the slowest pass to a keeper in human history

lmao
>>
>>74970020
What big of a difference do they make in your opinion? I realize that it theoretically influences the game in multiple dimensions like through morale, complacency, pressure etc, but I find the infleunces to be negligible.
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>>74970130
>morale
>negligible
>>
>>74969963
>they dont influence [anything]
>>74970130
>What big of a difference do they make
They don't make a big difference but claiming they make no difference is outright incorrect.
Morale most certainly is altered, I find pressure of big matches can be lessened and playing up the difficulty of opponents helps winning streaks last longer as complacency doesn't sneak in.
Also debateably muh mind games but I tend not to fuck about with that much so can't pretend I know if that is effective or not.
>>
>>74970150
no, that's not what I meant, imo morale is more important than anything else in FM17.

But, press conferences dont make a noticable difference on morale unless you fuck them up big time.
>>
>>74970163
figuratively my dude, not literally
>>
>>74970166
>press conferences dont make a noticable difference on morale unless you fuck them up big time
>unless
>>74969963
>they dont influence anything
>>
>>74970130
>morale
>negligible
This fucking guy.

Can we have a better representative if this intra-/sp/ cup is going to be a thing?
>>
>>74970208
You and Kem really have to work on your reading comprehension desu lads. I meant the effect of press conferences on morale, not the effect of morale on performance.

>>74970185
figuratively my man, not literally
>>
>>74969963
Your interaction with the media and your players needs to be totally overhauled, it's fucking inane in its current form. I was thinking that perhaps the player "personality" could be expanded and more readily influenced by the actual actions and meaningful decisions that you make, and then your personality would passively influence your players' mentality in matches and the formality of team talks could be done away with altogether

If they insist on making you waste your time role-playing with their shitty dialogue then at least they should make it so that there are no right or wrong answers and each choice yields its own set of pros and cons
>>
>>74970264
>then your personality would passively influence your players' mentality in matches
it does with regards to "Looking nervous" etc though obv you get another bite at rectifying it with your team talk
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>12-0
>"h-he's just extremely lucky la"
>>
>>74970227
But you're still wrong.
>>
>>74970356
He's correct that they're boring though
>>
>>74968995
>>74968832
Unfortunately, in my experience, it's the player who put those release clauses. I tried signing new contract before and after firing agents, the clause is still there.
>>
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>they don't send their assman to the press conference unless it's a final.
>>
>>74970163
>Also debateably muh mind games
I recall someone on a French forum did try it before a big match. The opposition was forced to use their backup keeper. He scouted him and discovered that he was pretty poor at handling pressure. He made comments during the whole week about that keeper being a weak link and another player in the team. The end result? The keeper flopped harder than >Torres, the opposition lost, but the other player had a fairly good match as he liked being challenged and was Determined to prove the media wrong.
>>
I only do press conferences when I'm facing Mourinho because I enjoy fucking with him
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>Pooventus
>>
>>74970474
In-game Mourinho will always say the most inane things ever.
>>
>>74970485
>slip dribble
>>
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The Ireland U-19 job is available, should I apply for it?

Also, what the fuck is this image.
>>
>gone into the red because of 10k in "other" costs
wew
>>
>>74970531
Grenny's self-portrait.
>>
>>74970720
I wish my bulge was that big
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>>74970485
>>
>>74970750
That's why it's a self-portrait.
>>
>>74970762
Why does he touch his nose
>>
>>74970792
*dabs*
>>
>>74970762

Great defending after making the initial mistake, to be honest.
>>
>>74970750
Not to mention unbent.
>>
>>74970831
literally nothing wrong with that though
>>
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>nearly choking in your own testimonial
>having your testimonial attended by a whole 14 fans
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>Squad of 14 players going into pre-season
>Everyone rejecting loans to my club
>Manage to make 6 signings
>FM crashes
>Haven't saved in almost 2 weeks (that's my auto save time)
>Can't remember half of the players names
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>>74970901
>2 weeks
>(that's my auto save time)
>>
>>74970918

>Wasting time saving the game during pre-season
>>
>>74970937
really saved yourself some time :^)
>>
>>74970918
Just manual save and have the balls not to reload

It saves so many errors from crashes and corrupt saves
>>
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>Ready
>Weren't ready
>>
sober for the first time in weeks so here's a stream

not sure what i'm gonna do during it but here goes nothing
>>
>>74971495
>sober for the first time in weeks
>sees team
where are drugs
>>
>>74971390
>Go Ahead Eagles
>fall behind
>>
>>74971390
>7-1
>>
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>Lying under the duvet
>Glass of wine
>Eating turkey dinosaurs
>Playing FM
>Play documentaries of failing football clubs in the background

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-WP6POdTgY

I've done it, lads. I've achieved complete and total bliss.
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>>74971956
>Turkey dinosaurs
Jealous desu
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>>74971956
>Turkey Dinosaurs

Never forgiven Jamie Oliver for getting the one fucking good school food banned
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clips.tw
itch.tv/SilkySpicyBarracudaBCouch

this is what happens when mitch streams, and a reason why you should never watch it
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>>74972015
content becomes unavailable?
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>>74972015
>owning dildos and no fleshlights

shaking my head to be honest familias.
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For me, it's tackling.
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>>74972015
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>>74972027
>>74972015
nvm I'm retarded

And that's fucking embarrassing, I'm reporting to twitch for camwhoring
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>>74972059
wow man i didn't realise it was so embarrassing please do not do this i am devastated
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>>74972093
should open a chaturbate account where you play FM naked and get tipped 10k easily
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>Last season
>Win the conference
>Manager of the season goes to Alfreton manager for finishing 7th
>This season
>Media prediction 19th
>Finish 2nd
>Manager of the season goes to Scunthrope manager for finishing 1st
>Media prediction 1st
>Won 3 games in their final 12 to just hang onto the title by 1 point

Its a disgrace. Its a fucking disgrace.

Also what the fuck are you doing, Italy?
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>>74972040
Oh, a regen that doesn't look like total sin.
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>>74972178
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>>74972264
>Receding hairline
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>>74947787
The reason they say them senpai
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Brb utterly obliterating my german third division wage structure for this beautiful turkling
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>>74972745
>Doing Merkel's bidding
>For Free

You need to be gassed, desu
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>buy Brazilian defender from a team in Brazil's 2nd division
>guy's good, but his agent is hardballing me
>fucking agents, man
>try to lure him with a huge wage hike in case he gets an international game
>I'm managing ADO Den Haag, there's no way this cheap ass Brazilian gets to play for his NT
>a year passes, he plays so-so but it's good enough for the 4M I payed for him
>I check his info tab, he says that he wants to wait and get his Dutch citizenship so that he can play for the Netherlands
>ok nigga, suit yourself
>international break comes
>like always I blindly click the confirm button on the friendly instructions, I don't care very much
>get message
>this Brazilian motherfucker made his debut for Portugal
>wtf
>check his nationality info
>guy's Brazilian, born in Brazil, no Portuguese nationality, never played outside Brazil before I snagged him
>fuck, now his wage is gonna be ridiculous, I never expected him to play for a NT
>next day, get a new message
>it's pic related
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>>74972941
This happened to me like 5 FMs ago but with fucking Pedro Obiang and Equatorial Guinea
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>>74972941

dat SW though
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>>74963713
I still play it sometimes
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>>74964708
It works just as in real life, i guess, reserve teams in spain and norway have to play at least a division below the main team.
>>
>drunk
>stoned
>gf asleep upstairs
>want to smoke more but her sister is asleep in one room and her mother in the other near both windows
>try and relax with FM
>get knocked out of the group of death

Why do I always get the group of death I reached the fucking semis last year
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7Fd6popkf8

The nostalgia. Almost in a manic frenzy here.
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>>74971390
>Always Ready
>Weren't ready
>>
just won my first game of catan amongst my housemates

not today, noose
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>>74974257
Hang in there
>>
FOOTBALL CRAZY
CHOCOLATE MAD
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TRICKED AGAIN
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>>74974882
HAHA... OH MILES
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This really makes my blood boil. I thought it was a bug when I saw it in FM
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>>74975027
Absolutely fucking disgusting. Heads should roll.
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>>74975027
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/36968023
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>>74975251
>At the 1982 World Cup in Spain, Argentina decided to organise their squad numbers alphabetically, giving midfielder Ossie Ardiles the number one shirt and the three goalkeepers the numbers two, seven and 16
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>>74975280
Jesus wept. I would allow a libero or sweeper a number 10 shirt if I ever get one good enough or if FM makes the libero better.
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>DL is #10 because he had that number (as a DM/MC with some positional ability at DL) when I took over
it feels dirty. but I can't justify stripping an established first teamer of his number just because he's playing a different position now
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most unrealistic thing i've ever seen in all my years of football manager
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>>74976708
daily reminder

FM loves arsenal
>>
>Pooventus
>>
>>74976884
Top kek

I remember he actually had a half decent scoring record in the beginning, think he got 10 goals in his first 20 Arsenal games then only 1 more for that season. He always looked a bit shit but looked like might at least be a squad player for a while.
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record signing with another star moment here
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>>74977342
That was a fantastic defensive clearance off the line, give that man a raise
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>Make a panic signing in January to replace star midfielder with long term injury
>It works, win promotion
>Can't afford to re-sign 5 players who's contracts are up at the end of the season
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>West Brom are in the Championship
>they spend £37m on a 17 year old from Man City
>pic related

The AI just gets smarter and smarter
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why do i have to play against Buyern every years REEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>74978879
It's because you're managing Arsenal.
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>page 7
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Damn they got me lmao
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>>74982090
>£500m makes the game easy

Nope
>>
>Neverbutts
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who here /signingplayersjustfortutoring/?
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>>74982118
Are you implying the game is hard?
>>
>>74948309
I take it it's still shit
>>
Fucking hell FM is just like fifa. I pick a midtable team I finish in continental qualofication, I pick a relegation team I finish in midtable. I just want an authentic experience but this game gets easy after a while
>>
>>74983355
just increase the difficulty slider man
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>>74983355
you can't get more authentic than MLS 2bh
>>
>Lelsea
>>
>>74983406
I honestly think giving your manager the lowest stats possible effectively does this

Especially jpa/jpp, you can do without everything else
>>
>>74972745
A day later: if I squint he kind of looks like mustafa kemal ataturk
>>
>it's a PLEASE WATCH OUR LEAGUE episode
>>
>>74983225
>>74983355
I imagine that it's hard for new players

Hard to say for people like us who have probably been playing it for the better part of two decades
>>
Oh dear, Janssen was given a chance! He can do it!
>>
>I want to play future save in fm17.
Can anyone upload save?
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Having your own players is for pleb casuals
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>>74983972
Just holiday while you sleep tonight, if your PC is even half decent you should be able to get 15-20 years into the future in about 8 hours
>>
honestly we should keep the new boards
>>
>>74984223
mlpol especially
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>>74983883
it's over
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MILES PLS
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I keep throwing away leads in big games

What can I do tactically to shut games down in the last 15 mins? I don't think my players have particularly bad Determination so it must be my fault
>>
> 7 minutes extra time turns into 10
miles himself could not have done it better

>>74985473
use shouts or change player roles to defend, especially your wide players. stay narrow and compact, if you can. also, sometimes, it just happens.
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>get bid for a defender accepted
>one of the promises is that he wants me to strengthen the teams defence

Yes, that is why I am signing you, you fucking cunt
>>
>>74985778
Promises are yet another interesting yet really poorly implemented mechanic
>>
>>74985799
It's something that shouldn't be that hard to with regards to improve different parts of the team.

Like if you are in negotiations to sign a goalie, then surely it could be coded that it's impossible for him to ask for you to improve the goalkeepers at the team (or whichever position group)

Luckily, I've yet to encounter an agent who locks this promise (or any promise at that) so it isn't too much of a problem
>>
>>74985852
I only see promises actually matter or locked in when signing free agents for a club outside of the top tier really.
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>>74985852
i've seen an agent for a player with a really high reputation make some clauses non-negotiable, but it's exceptionally rare. i actually like this mechanic and would like to see them develop it in future versions
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>>74985852
>Like if you are in negotiations to sign a goalie, then surely it could be coded that it's impossible for him to ask for you to improve the goalkeepers at the team
Have you actually had that though?
Because yes obviously that would be fair but literally any other position I do not consider it a bug because of course a quality player would want to play alongside quality players who will help him look good and not make him look like a useless cunt which will hurt his brand and reputation.
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>>74985070

Fucking Janssen
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>WEWventus
>>
https://youtu.be/_U7oPkApmFc
>>
Not bad for the club's first ever game in Adelante innit m8
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>>74987191
>927
>>
>>74987039
>and EVEN Carlo Ancelotti

What the fuck is this shit?
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>>74987225
lol
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>>74987299

What's your stadium capacity? I'm the laughingstock of the Serie A. Atleast I have 100% attendance.
>>
>anticipation 5
no wonder he always complains about freezing during his first spell in Lithuania
>>
>>74987743
>bravery: 4
This as well
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>>74987564
it was 1500 and currenlty being expanded to 7500 because of Liga Adelante's requirements.
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What has happened here then? Both AC Milan and Roma have been stripped of European football for financial reasons, which incidentally gives me the final Champion's League spot despite finishing 5th. I'm guessing FFP? Milan are owned by a tycoon on this save and have assembled a new Galacticos

I only missed out on 4th after drawing 2-2 with a relegated side on the last day of the season, and then lost the Europa League final a few days later, so it feels kind of good even if it is cheap
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>>74988335

You're gonna have a bigger stadium than me, can't expand it and the proposed stadium was canceled. Guess there really isn't any space for a new stadium in Venice.
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Which one of these two fellas should I bid for?
>>
should should i get as my right wing back
>>
>>74988436
>>74988443
whoa rightbackmind
>>
>>74988436

Right one.

>>74988436

Left one.
>>
If a 23 year old if still more than one and a half stars away from his potential, then he's a lost cause right?
>>
>>74988526

No, he could be a late bloomer but 23 is still really young.
>>
>>74988811
I thought they stopped developing at 24

At least their technical and physical atts. The mental ones seem to start increasing again after 30
>>
how frustrating is managing a team in a completely shitty league with half the players being amateur?
>>
>>74988870

They just improve more slowly but they can still develop a bit, it all comes down to personality and the most important attribute, determination.
>>
Who bully here?
>>
>>74989132
>Venezia

how's the save going like? I always wanted to start one myself but going 2-3 divisions seems boring to me since serie B looks like a tough pit to get out of
>>
>>74988974
It's pretty fun, you see stuff like goalkeepers allowing backpasses to become own goals. About half the games feel like they should have Yakkety Sax playing in the background.
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>>74989153

Those two divisions are easy, in FM17 they have a strong squad so getting promoted in the first season is simple and there really isn't a big gap in quality between Lega Pro and Serie B so back to back promotions isn't out of the question if you know what you're doing. Their stadium is baby tier forever, though.
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>>74989192
How wealthy is the board? You'd think getting them to CL football they'd grant you the request to expand the stadium
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>>74989206

They're poor and there's no room for expansion, and the city council won't approve a new stadium.
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Is this a good defensive formation? I got some good results against bigger teams with 3 CMs, but I'm thinking of experimenting with a defensive midfielder for extra solidity.

thoughts?
>>
ok, why the fuck did some guy just refer to the Championship as "top flight" on Channel 5?
>>
>get promoted
>opposition defending gets worse
>>
>>74989837
Although trying to play with a sweeper is probably why they sucked
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>>74968785
put the asking price below the release clause and reject every offer
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>>74989459
I just posted mine which is very similar.

I've had super successful defensive seasons with it in some of the asian leagues but I've not yet tried it in higher tiers

Biggest flaw with yours right now is CM(Au), and from personal experience WB's can be made (A) pretty safely since they still won't play like CWB
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>>74989192
>>74989266
Yeah but the stadium is only reachable by boat, whats not to like?
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>>74989945
Yeah I fixed the CM since I'm playind counter on most games.

I'll try to push the 2 WBs up to wingers to see how it works out, and make the CDM defending
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>beat villareal, atletico madrid and barcelona

>lose to relegation zone eibar and espanyol

fug
>>
Has anyone ever used a sweeper keeper successfully? It fits my formation and in de Gay I have one of the best keepers on the game, and yet the prick keeps making mistakes and getting <6 ratings.
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>>74990467
Why are you in Greece Jurgen?
>>
>>74990497
post tictacs
>>
wait what?

should I be worried?
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>>74990497
>>
>(Assertive) You can make the difference, I have faith on you
>Scores 5 minutes after coming on

That's why I get paid the big money
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>>74990541

Check the date, Jack.
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>>74990541
Happened to me earlier - >>74982090
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>>74990539
Literally just exited the game in anger and cba to load it back up, but it's SK-CWB-CB-CB-CWB-REG-RPM-IF-SS-IF-F9 with typical high line and tiki-taka instructions. Works pretty well in general desu, I just occasionally leak a shitload of goals.

>>74990550
That's what I need goddamnit.
>>
>>74990541
Happened to me too. I've already got >£1bn transfer budget to spend though, so joke's on them.
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>>74990579

Drop the Complete Wingbacks, they're a liability in tiki taka tactics as they don't track back fast enough when you lose the ball, I switched up to wingbacks (s) and stopped conceding all together.
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>>74990566
>>74990571
brb resigning
>>
>Newfags fooling for the investment on 1st April every year even though SI have been doing it for at least 4 years now.
>>
>>74990630
Might give wingback (a) a go - always find that they get ridiculously high ratings even if they're completely average players, but only if they're attacking.
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>>74990702
Same for me, I bought a mediocre left back from my time in Gent while I was in Lyon, and while he was worse than my best LB I played him as WB and he averaged 7.30-7.50
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>>74990675
I've logged at least a total of 50 in-game years, across multiple versions, and it's literally never happened to me until now

Is it that you have to reach April 1st in-game while the system date is April 1st?
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>>74990749
>Is it that you have to reach April 1st in-game while the system date is April 1st?
yes
>>
>>74990702

That's just the game, I have two wingbacks still in favoured personnel from when I was in Serie B.
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vMfm9kcXsOc
the fuck is that pitch?
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>>74990675
I've played for a decade and never been on april 1st during april 1st
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>>74990861
>He criticises the state of USL pitches but not the quality of play
>>
>>74990861
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/FieldTurf

It's NFL style fake grass instead of the 3g/4g stuff everyone else on artificial pitches uses
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>>74990861
>>74990900
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>>74990861
>>74990900
>>74990915
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>>74990861
>>74990900
>>74990915
>>74990932
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>>74990861
>>74990900
>>74990915
>>74990932
>>74990942
>>
>>74990914
not sure if it's worn to hell in the middle of the pitch of if it's some aliasing shit
>>74990900
>>74990915
>>74990932
>>74990942
>>74990955
I'm not really in a position to criticise 3rd tier of US soccer
>>
>have to have loads of players from home nation
>international team calls them up during the league
I'm literally being punished for having decent players
>>
>>74990969
>3rd tier
2nd
>>
So I could potentially get a contract to play in the USL? I'm sure I can do better than them desu
>>
>>74990955
Even with the initial soft hands fuckup, he still had more than enough time to recover but instead he just watches it float into the net. VERY silly desu.
>>
>>74990971
Hong Kong? Singapore?
>>
Is counter or defensive the ideal mentality for possession football?
>>
>>74991140
Contain
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Why do i never get good regens in italy? I go to germany and i get multiple goats in one save file. I go to italy best i can hope for is a single good backup for my striker or some shit.
>>
>>74991199
3-0
>>
>>74991288
I only find >wingers in italy
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>>74991302
close
>>
>>74990915
Feels and looks no different than many OGs in FM17.
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lovely
>>
>>74990990
*provisional
>>
>>74991288
I think Italy are among the best 3-4 youth ratings in Europe, so that would depend of your staff, team and catchment area, of course.
>>
>>74991288
FM15? Germany has excellent youth rating in FM15 and Bundesliga clubs generally have good if not excellent facilities, coaching and all that jazz. But unless you're Ajax or /arse/ with near-perfect youth setup, forget about renewing your team with your intake alone. Don't forget to scout other smaller clubs in your country to poach youngsters. Actually, focus on scouting good youngsters wherever they come from.
>>
>>74991288

Italy gets the good regens from teams in Serie B.
>>
>>74991288
In Italy all of the best academies are more spread out

So you're likely to be in the catchment area of a team with a higher recruitment rating

Germany is big and the academy clubs are all in one place
>>
Does anyone know if scouts affect the youth intake? It would make sense if your scouts also had a small influence on players coming up through the youth teams.
>>
>>74992889
When you have perfect (or at least excellent) knowledge of a region, there's a small chance you will find a player from these regions in your youth intakes. Or at least it happened to me in FM15 a handful of times. However their potential and attributes, like any intake players, is based solely on your club. In other words if your intakes are shit, they'll also be generally shit. They'll also often have the dual nationality.

I haven't seen this happening in FM17 so far.
>>
>>74992985
>>74992889
An even better example here: an Argentinian regen despite not having any relationship with any Argentinian club. These screenshots are from FM15.
>>
>play Leganes away in cup
>Play B team thinking Leganes will do the same
>they field their best 11
>hammer me 3-0
>welp that's the cup.jpg
>holiday the home game thinking all is lost
>win 6-1

wew
>>
>>74993109
>holidaying games
>>
>>74993123
I didn't want to waste time playing a seemingly lost (on aggregate) game
>>
>>74993151
>He isn't aware of FM's high ass home bias
>>
>>74993014
Yes, I assume you don't have an Argentinian owner, as I noticed a few Thai players coming through at Leicester, and Teams with world class reputation/affiliated clubs, comprehensive scouting network, etc. seem get a considerable chunk of foreign youth players in the intakes.
>>
>>74993230
My manager does have Argie as its second nationality, but then there's an Albanian in there and I had some from North America too, I don't have the screenshots nor the saves. I didn't have facilities/youth setup nor rep (it's fucking Slovenia m8, don't be silly). My scouting is great, which is what I pointed out earlier. IIRC one of my scouts is Argentinian with mighty knowledge (which is also consistent with what I said), and IIRC Slovenia tends to have increased transfer movements between them and Albania too.

Note that this is different from having players from your youth intakes coming from affiliated clubs. Which I also have (partnership with Tokyo Verdy), and I get much more frequently Jap regens than these few odd regens from nowhere with no backstory.
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>>74993322
Nice to have some 153 cm Japanese CBs in the U18s.
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>>74993453
One of my best keepers was a Jap manlet with incredible Reflexes to compensate and good Aerial Ability. Basically a shit ton of last second saves from close range.
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>>74993494
Jorge Campos was only 1.68, and he did all right.
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What's better for young regens?

>Almost no first team experience but elite training facilities at both the youth and senior levels
Or
>A lot of first team play but only decent facilities
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>>74993681
You're considering loaning them?
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>>74993735
Yes
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>>74993681
I like keeping them for HG in the CL
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>>74993743
Don't loan them to shit clubs unless you can make sweet money from loan deals. The AI is retarded, the level of football terrible and the facilities shit. Give them 1st team football yourself in shit cup ties or when you have nothing to play for anymore.
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so I reloaded (I saved the original so I could go back to it so don't >reloading me) to see what different brexits could happen but it didn't happen at all when I reloaded
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>>74994058
Brexit type is fixed at the start of the save. It's not guaranteed to happen in a given year, but it'd be extremely unlikely not to happen at all (unless you tampered with it).
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>>74994084
huh, that's interesting. I got the boring one where nothing changes but I haven't actually seen all the other kinds
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>>74994113
I quite like the hard Brexit. Had a hard one (that's what she said) in a save just after the game came out.
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>>74994140
Does the hard one make EU need work permits or is it the one where it changes to limited # of foreign players?
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>>74994113
Regulars in here are aware of it, but FYI, I did experiment with it quite a lot as well as its effects. Bottom line: even with the harshest Brexit, it changes almost nothing for the AI since EPLEL is so fucking filthy rich. However it will change things for you as a player: English clubs don't poach your youngsters anymore after they had a good season, and you can't poach youngsters from all over the planet when you do manage in England.
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>>74994156
I needed work permits from everyone outside of the UK, I think, so signing an Irish, French, Spanish, etc. young player was like trying to sign African and South American talents when they don't haven't featured in the national team.
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>>74994156
Plus, the hard one comes in variations which could include a maximum number of foreign players, N. Ireland and/or Wales and/or Scotland gaining independence from UK (meaning you will need work permits for them) and so on.
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send help
slept for 18 hours and am incredibly dehydrated
/blog
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>>74994392
ill amil you a bottle of water
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>>74994392
Did you eat nutmeg?
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Aaron Kuhl was the next Gascoigne a year or two ago on FM, and now he get loaned out to League Two and Vanarama teams in my saves. Is he more like the current Gascoigne?
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>>74994409
Thanks mate.

>>74994410
I don't believe so. Last thing I ate was some pretzels with peanut butter.
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>>74994565
peanut butter pretzels are the most dry thing on the planet
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>>74994588
To be fair, I wasn't expecting to sleep for 18 hours and sweat everything else out at the same time.
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>>74994603
Perhaps you choked on a pretzel and went into a coma.
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Sacramento Gold have a decent team out tonight
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>>74994770
Did I miss something during the last transfer window? Were they taken over by Bill Gates, etc.?
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>>74994770
>Wasting Iniesta and Modric as >wengers
>Floating midfield
>Piqué
This should've been at the very least a diamond.
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>>74994770
>Pulisic as sub
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>>74994815
>Americans in charge of tactics
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>>74995204
are you implying brad bobley isn't a tactial god
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TECHERA TECHERA TECHERA TECHERA TECHERA
>that goalkeeping calamity
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>>31210
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>>74995929
What did you try to do here?
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fuck apr1
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>>74995993
April Fools is shit really stupid gimmicks and companies trying to prove they're "with it" by creating some crap unbelievable shit
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