Most micky moused WCQs

>>74945617
Meanwhile in Yurop...
>Spain v Isreal
>Germany v San Marino
>Belgium v Gibraltar
Fuck outta here wafflenigger

Belgium wouldn't qualify out of CONMEBOL

i fucking hate you niggerloving overrated shitters

>Memegium

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>>74945880
>>74945860
>peru
>ecuador
>both gays
>argentina

All are complete trash yet can still qualify. Belgium would permaqualify in c-bol, haha

>>74945924
>(you)

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>>74945924
Meanwhile in Europe WCQ...

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Seriously a team with chinks (plural) as starters has already qualified. Even in asia that hasn't happened. China are now behind a warzone, no surprise though considering it's shite-na, and no other chink country has qualified yet.

>>74945617
give me a source of that and fuck off

>>74945617
Well, taking into account that Brazil is going to win the WC 2018 is expected for them to be already qualified.

>>74945617
NICE DUMPER

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>>74946120
meanwhile in south america

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>>74946271
>brazil are first to qualify for russia2018, haha
>brazil spine consists of underaged children and an overaged babyface or an uglier one, haha
>old geezer fullbacks, haha
>coutinho, haha
>firmino, haha
>willian, haha
>that bench, haha
>chinks (plural) as starters, haha
>an actual minor as striker, completely lacking experience, haha

Serious question: how can you even consider 7-1 not getting BTFO in semis or earlier in Russia?

>>74946421
Are you getting scared, fake netherlands?

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>>74946489
Why? Brazil are pretty softcore. Had a look at your goalscorers, haha. Your chinks have also been providing assists.

>chinks (plural) are starters
>chinks
>(plural)
>starters

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Delete your 4chan account

Gr8 b8 m8

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>>74946586

>>74945924
>Belgium would permaqualify in c-bol, haha
Lmao, you are truly deluded

>>74946421
>an actual minor as striker, completely lacking experience, haha

HAHAHAHAHA. LOOK THIS. L U K A K U AS STRICKER.

LUKAKU. LEL.

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>>74946618
>scores from lucky deflection
>90' of epilepsy

Least epileptic argie (pic related)

>>74946645
>goals by the age of 23
CR7 110
>Suarez 107
>Rooney 100
>Zlatan 65

Lukaku 141 and counting. Still does not rate based Lukaku.

>>74946645
>brazil after 14 """""WCQs"""""
>jesus 4 goals
>one of the brazil chinks has also 4 goals

Lukaku scored 6 in only 4 games, haha.

>>74946701
>Lukaku
>actually 23 years old

>>74946755
Benteke moved here as a """""toddler"""" b-but Lukaku was born here. Belgium very strict with anon births (only way to collect racist date is to pretend it """"benefits""" the child).

>>74946751
Jesus was injured.

Also, scored six against... Cryprus, Gibraltar, Estonia, Bosnia... lel

>>74946751
Beligum faces teams like Vatican City, Monaco and Faroe Islands in their WCQs

Meanwhile, players from CONMEBOL play only against pro players. 30% CONMEBOL members have multiple WCs, in Europe it's less than 4%

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>>74946782
>lies

Lukaku didn't even play against Gib. Benteke scored 7 second goal, fastest ever in WC match

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the only good thing to come out of belgium

>>74946804
*looks at SA goalscorers* that's pretty amateur and I'm confident the defences are even worse

""""best"""" team in SA has chinks in starting line-up, wew

>>74946808

Oh sorry. How could I forget this match of such importance between Belgium and Gib.

>>74946837
Paulinho is more talented than any Belgium midfielder

Just because he moved to China it doesn't mean he forgot how to play

>>74946782
>may never walk again
>complete lack of experience even if he returns

striker is pretty important, needs experience blud

>>74946855
>spuds reject
>all their chinks will have been playing in shite-na for years

standard of football in shite-na is extremely low, ball is round, water is wet, mate

>>74946865
He will have a year and possibly will play the Champions League. I hope your strikes also play.

>>74946888
Nigga you from Beligum, how can you talk shit about Brazil in terms of football?

>>74946299
>>74946421
>>74945924
you fucking faggots would be 5th or 6th if you played in CONMEBOL fuck off, youre playing against cyprus and fucking gibraltar, you should be ashamed

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>>74946855
>>74946921
>brazil's line-up is nowhere near as expensive as belgium's starting line-up
>dembele is eternally benched (decisive player instead of spuds reject)
>even nainggolan isn't a nailed on starter

Malik, a team rife with chinks isn't better than Belgium. It's pretty insulting really.

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>It's a continental just discovered that South American qualifiers are the best and is battling with denial episode
I see more and more of this everyday, we need a support hotline

>>74946938
>3 man defense
>old man kompany
>meunier
>manlet mertens who only perform agains bottom calcio teams


that looks pathetic against in form brazil

if you played today you would get stomped 3-0 easily

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>yfw Belgium couldn't beat at home the team that lost to the Faroes less than 2 years ago

>>74946952
Actually checked out the SA Qs are strong meme. Pissed myself laughing. Pre-historic tactics, literally who's, chinks everywhere

How many chinks on Brazil's radar now?

>>74946938
>>74946938
I'll be expecting a game in the round of 16 against Belgium.

We'll see what the best line-up is.

Both have their pros and cons, but sudacas claiming conmebol is some brutal shit are dumb. You can lose 10 games out of 18 and still qualify whereas as in UEFA the groups are obviously easier (if you're a 1st seed) but one slip up could cost you qualification

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>>74946963
>that goat defense though (pic related)
>never seen greece play so aggressively open before

It was nice camping in your box though

>>74946988
what's your best line-up now?

>>74945617
>>74945924
>>74946421
>>74946865
quality bait

>>74947010
brazil has won 8/8 matches with 24 goals and only 2 conceded, tite has reached almost perfection, you fucking faggots cant even beat russia

In UEFA, if you are a top country you win all your matches in your joke group and advance. Easy.
If you are a second tier country, you end up second in your joke group and go to the playoffs against other second tier countries. Easy, until the playoffs.
If you are none of the above, you shouldn't be in a World Cup for starters, and you aren't even a real country anyway.

Which one is Belgium?

>>74946973
>hurr durr chinks
>chinks
>lel sudacas muderball

MAN, BELGIUM IS COMPETING FOR A PLACE WITH FUCKING GREECE, ESTONIA AND GILBRATAR MEME TIER.

HOW CAN THIS BE BETTER TO DISPUTE AGAINST COLOMBIA, CHILE, URUGUAY, KEKECUADOR? HOW CAN BE?

>>74947066
Estonia just beat Croatia 3-0, Greece objectively best Southern-European team in Brazil20147, ...

Still waiting on that Brazil line-up. Too many chinks?

>>74947010
>>74947010
A line-up where T.Silva is a substitute.

>>74947085
Are you really saying that competing with Estonia and Greece is more difficult than facing Chile and Argentina?

>>74947088
>Miranda
>from BTFO early in the EL fame

How high will he pull up his pants in 2018? At least the children in your spine have grandpa to take care of them

belgium is stacked with good players but they always choke when it does matter, the guy here is so assblasted because southamerican countries plays like TEAM instead of personal plays centered around just one player

>>74947107
>beating what's in front of you

Holland are even 4th

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>>74945617
>Most micky moused WCQs

I win

>>74947137
>TEAM meme

Do you want a job as britbong """"expert"""" analysis pundit?

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>>74945617
Can you imagine how happy this turbo deluded autist is with these many (You)s?

Here's another, you beautiful naive motherfucker.

I hope you're comfortable with cheering for other country's NT, since yours never achieve anything.

>>74947175
bébé, here's a slanted look at brazil chinks

>Renato Augusto
>Paulinho
>Hulk
>Oscar
>who else?
>so many literal who's from brazil even before adding the chinks and the other dross

Some of these chinks are actually starting for Brazil. Pretty delusional to think Brazil are better than asia tier teams.

>>74947172
sure, Iceland is a joke of a team yet they left yurop quality exposed

>>74947153
>He doesn't rate saint Vincent and the Grenadines

>>74947287
>england
>yurop quality

pick one

>>74946988
>you now remember Brazil - Belgium ro16 match in 2002
>one of Belgium's worst teams ever
>purely counterattacking team but played very open and aggressively against brazil
>brazil players admitting how hard the match was
>Belgium's disallowed goal was a very poor call

Belgium today are nowhere near how poor the team was in 2002. Brazil really regressed over the years, asia tier tbqhwy

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>>74947479
>>74947233

nobody else reply to this shitty bait lol xD

>>74947459
well you have won nothing, england at least have something that you will never have.

>>74947535
>1920
>most prestigious tournament of its day
>unlike uruguay we don't give a shit about it
>remember like it was yesterday

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No answer to "what's brazil best line-up now?" Shit goddamn is it that awful?

>chinks
>chinks everywhere
>chinks
>CHINKS

>>74947603
your best lineup in your entire lifetime will win nothing, piece of shit

>>74947153

>He doesn't rate El Salvador or Guatemala

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>>74947852
Is pic related even legal in Texas? ffs sudacas

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*pic related

>>74945617
I really, really like this image

>>74945617
>GI

>>74945860
>>74945880
you have to go back

>sudaca wcq
>5 spots for 10 nations
>Venezuela, Bolivia and Peru are garbage, Ecuador is Meh
>FIRST TIME in history the minnows colombia and chile both (at the same cycle) have a good team,it is always Brazil, Argentina and two semi inform teams
>"""hardest"""" wcq

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Why does 7-1 show so much love for chinks these days?

>>74945924
Belgistan lost to fucking Colombia a couple of years ago.

>>74947287
>englel

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UisTDu3tGGY

>>74949080
>W-why the 3 teams that are world champions and have a total of 9 wc ALWAYS QUALIFY!!! BOO-HOO

damn son.

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>the year of our Lord 2017
>somewhere in the world it's 17:17
>sudacas cucked by huezil chinks

Chinks + Nerman will be BTFO in 2018. Can't hardly wait.

A WC without Brazil would be shit, so fuck off.

At least SA qualifiers format is entertaining as opposed to the forgone conclusion that is UEFA.

If you win CONMEBOL you're world class. If you miss out on qualifying from CONMEBOL you're absolute trash.

>>74954328
>A WC without Brazil would be shit, so fuck off.

>OP
>brazil already """""qualified"""""
>first nation to do so
>brazil always """""qualify"""""""
>cannot fail to qualify because of weak sudacas

Shit goddamn, mesut.

>>74947153
ironically you post something that european qualifiers should have, which is multiple qualifying rounds that eliminate the weak teams

that way big teams can still have their typical 5-0 vs san marino, but tougher games in the final round

shit bait, sage

>>74946120
bolivia would top this group

>>74955866
Serious question: do you think that there's nothing wrong with segregating teams on a questionable basis, i.e. fifa ranking, stunting their development along the way? The UEFA way has shown that a tiny country, like Iceland (only about 300k people), can develop a better team than countries with massive populations, like China, India, the US, ...

There's also no erosion at the top. It's quite the opposite really. In recent WCs UEFA teams have been more dominant than ever: 2014 (Champions + 3rd place winner), 2010 (top 3 spots and Spain becomes champions for the first time), 2006 (on European soil the semis are exclusively a European affaire), ...

>>74946120
>>74956698
Or us, or literally any other country in south america

>>74946938

Memegium mercenaries would crumble under the pressure in any south american stadium

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>>74945617

>Ctrl+F "Belgium"
>19 entries

good job OP

comments like "muh europe strong WE are dominating and have tough qualifiers" never come from actual winning countries, it always comes from shitty overrated football countries trying to ride on their neighbors' success. Same for South Americans. If this 8-win run has taught anything is how much others lack in talent, if brazil or argentina have some basic organization they can and should steamroll everyone else in the continent.

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>>74957297
Serious answer: In these arguments I always see the last four mentioned when the semifinalists are usually the elite nations ie not Belgium
>All 5 SA teams make it to the elimination rounds
Really gets my noggin joggin

Also LMAO@ that Uruguayan poster who deleted his comment

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>>74961060

>>74949080
Wall Builders would fight with Venezuela and Bolivia to not get relegated to Concacaf.

>>74945617
This is a sad thread m8.
I'm really cheering for your mental health though!

>>74960345
>Brazil's population is larger than the populations of all other Conmebol countries combined
>failing to steamroll everyone else in the continent would be reason enough to be deeply ashamed

Brazil's current team isn't exactly one of its best, let alone one of the great teams in the history of the game. Stop living on past success. Are you hoping Pele will come back and bag himself a few goals in Russia? Sub-par players now start for Brazil and on the whole the standard of football of Conmebol qualifiers is shockingly underwhelming. Uefa teams will continue to dominate. Not a chance that Conmebol teams will have a say in proceedings.

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>>74961060
>pic related shows quite a bit of diversity in the semis, at least from Uefa
>the bottom dwellers from Uefa are mainly the elite teams (do England still belong in this tier?)
>no other Uefa team has ended up bottom of their group at the WC more often than France and Italy since the expansion to 32 teams (1998)

Belgium have always been crap, including the 1986 semifinal run (those 2 bad calls that prevented Belgium from opening the score though), b-but ...

>Belgium qualified 12x for the World Cup
>Only Germany, Italy, Spain, France and England qualified more often
>11/12 times among the final 16 teams, just once did we finish outside the top 16
>i.e. our worst finish was 19th in France1998 (going home "undefeated" after drawing all group games, including a tie with an insanely talented Holland)

>>74961060
>>74961080
>dem R16 exits

Delete this

Funny, when I started asking myself "Which European contender would have the hardest time in CONMEBOL qualifiers?" Belgium was the 1st one that came to mind, even before England desu

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Objectively speaking, CONMEBOL sides are viewed as inferior to "chink monkey bastards", haha. That's a direct quote from Infantino, haha


UEFA: 16 direct slots

>WHAT
>A
>MASSIVE
>POWER GAP
>HAHA

CAF: 9 direct slots

>POWER GAP

AFC: 8 direct slots

>POWER GAP
>HAHA

CONCACAF: 6 direct slots
CONMEBOL: 6 direct slots

>NOT EVEN
>MICKY MOUSE TIER
>POWER GAP
>HAHA

NZ: 1 direct slot


tbqhwy it's shocking how little Fifa thinks of CONMEBOL
>literally micky mouse tier level with fatfuck americucks
>just above NZ who have already qualified for every world cup from 2026 onwards
>well below the AFC sides that are forced to use chinks
>imagine voluntary playing chinks (plural, -s), haha
>brazil, haha

>>74945924
Quality post, friend. You triggered all the jumping beans at once.

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>>74960321
belgium isn't worth the sacrifice, m'bongo

>>74947148
>avoiding the question

Stop embarrasing yourself fellow Belgian

>>74946938
Carrasco is one of the laziest cunts in football, why would you play him in such a demanding role?

>this thread

Who pissed on Maxime's crêpes?

>http://www.espnfc.com/english-premier-league/story/3092078/jose-mourinho-will-seek-easier-job-when-he-moves-on-from-man-united

>The European qualifiers make me angry," he added. "The South American qualifiers excite me. I enjoy football taken seriously, not for fun.

>In the South American qualifiers, football is serious, there are a lot of good teams, on similar levels. Even those who aren't as strong as the others find some way to create difficulties.

>In Europe, the qualifiers are a joke. We qualify and who doesn't goes straight to the playoffs, where there is a brutal difference between the teams. In South America, the qualification stage is a true competition that lasts two years.

>In Europe, the qualifiers are a joke
>a joke
>Europe

OP BTFO BY MOUYES.

euro qualifiers are joke only a country like belgium would take pride in doing well in it. they should have a previous round to weed out shitters like malta and faroe islands

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>>74970534
>texas
>espnfc
>mouyes
>not once has mouyes lied this century
>being this upset at the international break
>(you) unironically believe conmeb ol qualifiers are serious, haha

I watched the donkeyshit circus and pissed myself laughing. Also, we donot sweat in yurop. Sudacas are so sweaty, pet. It's so horribly disgusting I had to cover my mouth with the palm of my hand and squeeze my nose shut with my fingers to prevent myself from vomiting. You can pretty much smell the sweat coming through the internet.

Obviously conmebol qualifiers are for plebs. All those chimpouts, haha

>>74970587
>euro qualifiers are joke
>no argument there
>round to weed out shitters like malta
>(you) already should have called Ceferin or strong worded letter please

Conmebol wcqs are even more of a joke than concacrap
>sudacas still not eliminated after only winning 33% of games
>concachavs have to win 50% of the time
>based UEFA sides even win 100% (one hundred is the highest percentage)
>after expansion to 48 teams, possibly 8 of the 10 conmebol sides can """"qualify"""
>on their own volition those sides will use chinks
>only the bottom 2 (two) donot """"qualify""""
>literally have to be relegation tier in these micky mouse wcqs not to """"qualify"""

Objectively speaking, you cannot lose more games than you win in UEFA and still qualify. You must actually succeed in order to qualify.

As a matter of fact, sudacas are not eliminated even after failing in 12 out of 18 games. Over and over again sudacas """""qualify"""" after more failure (67% is fail) than concachavs (50% is fail). Literally qualifying on the basis of massive failure.

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Rather than making my own thread thought i ask here.

Is Cheecharo Elite?

>>74946808
now ive got to listen to that song. Thank you Belgium for reminding me.

>>74972496
>7 seconds
>1 goal
>why does 7-1 keep coming up
>the next 100 years we will remember like it was yesterday

>>74972429
No

Above average for sure, but not elite

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>>74972663
>Above average for sure

>>74972429
He's not even as good as Dempsey in his prime.

>>74972429
Best American strikers of the 21st century

1. Dempsey
2. Donovan
3. McBride
4. Chicarito
5. Altidore

Greece the Absolute Team gonna park the bus and win Belgium at home and hopefully Bosnia away and gonna meme its way to the Putin 2018 World Cup.
Cheer for us?

>>74968708
>>74968567
>how to identify the crux of the argument
>start by reading the argument thoroughly, e.g. Nainggolan +10 >>>>>> chink tier spuds reject +10
>look for the repetition of key words, e.g. CHINKS (plural, -s), 1-7, mobility scooter toddler, coutinho, haha
>look at the title and consider why the author chose to word it that way
>even autism merchants should have a good idea of what the main idea is
Hope this helps

Based belgium roasting the sudacas

Brasil is that good even we can qualify in UEFA
>lelgium

>>74972663
he's shit fampai
I would take piguain everyday over him