>pulisic isn't the future GO-

that is shit

panama defending

You guys went on to win the match right? Cause a future GOAT surely would make sure you could beat a terrible team like Panama, right guys?

>>74943366
this ain't basketball tho, one good player won't make you win trophies

>this is what americans consider 10/10 play

LAUGHING MY FUCKING ASS OFF

>>74943415
If being the GOAT means your shit team wins all the matches how did messi lose to Chile twice on finals and TSUUUUUUUUUUU lost to permacucks like Sweden?

How did England lose to Iceland with... Ummmmmm..... Pacey African project #64?

>Panamamian defending

>>74943433
>How did England lose to Iceland with... Ummmmmm..... Pacey African project #64?
Because exactly like you said, we don't have a future GOAT right now

>>74943433
Chile is a good team, Panama isn't.


TSUUUU a shite

>>74943433
So you couldn't beat Panama? Am I understanding this correctly?

name ONE panama player without looking it up. For those of us who don't watch the memebol qualis.

>>74943459
Mr Van Halen?

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>>74943366

>still 1-1 against fucking Panama

yeah no US team WC winner 2018 for sure

>>74943459
Messi's accountant.

>>74943459
Canaldo

>>74943449
We win games 1-1, didn't you know? You know it best .

Rest of the world SHOOK

>>74943459
Roberto Chen

>>74943469
heh

>>74943366
US of A needs at least 23 Pulisics to be a WC contender

>>74943366
>Panama
>Black defender literally back heels the ball to him
Would tear shit up in the Finland league

>panamanian defence

>>74943366
>Americans watch so-

that's some of the worst defending i've ever seen in amateur football

i would pay some trinidad and tobago lad to break his legs, just to see /sp/'s reaction

>>74943366

Jews the goal
American

Sounds about right

>>74943366
That's not even remotely impressive
Vincent Janssen could have done that

>>74943459
Dely Valdés

>>74943697
>Roberto Chen
trinidad too classy to do that. they wouldnt even cross the ball into the box yesterday vs mex even though all their players were taller, #massive #respect

>>74943366
didn't even score

should've cut inside and shot with his left foot

that's a good trick

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>that wooden robotic non skillful movements

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>>74943366
>Americans call that a dribble

that was pretty good

chicanolards and britbongs are definitely jelly

He's a pretty good player but he didn't do anything of note there

The defender passed him the ball and then fell for a basic cutback

>>74943459
I know Penedo from FM

>>74943459
el matador luis tejada always tries his best

>>74943366
Tecatito is better

Pulisic isn't even that good, he's not going to be anything special. He's not even better than Donovan and Donovan was trash
>inb4 CHI

Fuck off pulishit fags

>>74947858
>>74947891


>tf
>tp

BUILD WALL
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>>74947858
You have to go back

>>74947858
He's 6 years older, and still in the Portuguese league.

>>74943469
underbreaded toast

>>74943366
I really think I could defend better than this.

>>74947149

>shows a webm of a guy who plays for same team as pulisic but gets less games

ok

>>74943366
Pulisic and Dembele are so good. Bayern is going to have a great squad in 5 years

>>74947891
You aren't even trying

>>74943463
Underrated
Too many kids on my board these days

>>74947891
Dos a cero

>>74947149
>play against Panama and their murderball

>"HES SHIT"

>guy who hasnt even had the same amount of minutes as him in the same club showboats against fucking Moldova who arent even in the top 100

>"s-so GOAT! Pulishit b-btfo"

>>74947149

> germany
> showing a turk

>>74948282
probably a turk living in germany

Lleget just got surger for the injury against Honduras
out for 4 to six months
bs

literally who

>>74948126
>>74948273
He is clearly stealing all of Mor and Dembele's moves.

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>>74943366
>that "defending"
Even Finland could do better, jesus...

>>74943468
jej

>>74947149
>t. Ehren Klaus Calfänutu

>>74947149
ironically Dempsey did that same move years ago and he did a nutmeg with it

>>74948880
And lost the possession...

Why does the rest of the world get so assmad when the US gets a GOAT soccer player?

>>74949341
>not even the best prospect, let alone player, on his own team
>goat

poolashit will be selling hoovers on twitter in 5 years

>>74949368
Seething.

>>74949368
>that British inferiority complex
classic m8

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>>74943366
I hate this half-ass American shitposting. Back in my day, in the golden age of spee, Americans would go all out with out shitposts. Make our names "USA USA USA USA", never type in lowercase, insult every other country on Earth with every single post, and use the word "faggot" at least 10 times per post.

Now all you faggots do is post a low effort webm and say GOAT.

He's really good and clearly our best player

But unfortunately what that says about us is that we have a long ways to go to compete with the worlds best if he is considered our best player.

>>74947149
Le mcgeady turn

>>74949407
That's because they were all Australian

>>74947858
beer nickname guy is 6 years older, and has a lower ceiling

It's Pulišić, you obese hamburgers.

>>74949832
He said he prefers Pulisik. Deal with it gayboy

>>74943468
underrated

>>74949855
Yeah, well. Fuck that traitor. He's not a tenth of a player that based Nikola "Kale the Emperor" Kalinić is.

Guys, i know that we're all hyping up PULISIC just to troll euroshits, but that was a pitiful attack marked by unsure footwork and even more incompetent defending on the Panamanian's part.

That whole webm is basically a statement on the quality of play in >CONCACAF.

Watch videos of Godnaldo back when he was young and at PSV to see what a quality player should be like at the age of 18.

>>74949952
Remember Alen Halilovic?

>>74943366
jesus christ #23

>>74950123
Unfortunately. The media hyping of >muh next Messi was unbearable. I don't know why you brought him up since Kalinić is legitimately playing the best years of his football right now and the public has been demanding Kalinić be the starter instead of Mandžukić. The man has had absolutely sublime finishes for the NT and in that regard reminds me a little of Eduardo. Mandžushit has literally only scored versus fucking Kosovo in the last two years I think.

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>>74950123
>>74950610
Forgot to put this in.

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>>74949465
B
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he is going to be a eplel meme in 12 months or so

>>74950032

shut up you redditor

>>74948223
Old meme now its
>dos a uno

>>74949368
Lel so true

>>74951015
>t. Mehmet Turkoglu

>>74943366
>le bullet headers and on-field wrestling man panics and fucks up with the ball inside his own box
not a huge surprise, that's not what he's there for

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he probably is the GOAT as far as American players go
unlike memes like Donovan or Dempsey he is actually going to be relevant in club football as well

but if we're looking at future GOATs there is only one player that currently qualifies

>>74943468
top kek

>>74949407
Those uni were so fucking based.

>>74943459
Luis tejeda penedo

>>74952744
based hunchback striker

>>74943468
damn

We are the fucking future
we easily placed in the South Americans meme cup
2018 will be quite similar to what the US has been doing
Might even be some surprises considering the combination of Brice Arena and a talented young winger
but 2022 thats going to be a big tournament for >us

>>74953298
you mean the copa america? USA and memexico are always invited since the other Concacaf teams are shit, for 2018 I see us going to the RO16 if not the Quaters

>>74953332
only Mexico is invited regularly although thats going to change since they want to host more regularly in USA and they now see that we can compete at least against their mid level football nations

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>>74947149
t. pic related

>>74943366
>that number 23 defender makes probably 100 times more than me
time to end it lads

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>>74953465

>>74953493
>Panama
he probably pays to play

>>74943366
>>74947149
Both webms are shit
The first one shows pretty good anticipation taking the ball from the useless defender, then it's real sloppy dribbling where he should be able to finish, just luck that a team mate showed up for him there. The sequence really exposed him as not being GOAT material, not fluid enough.

The second one is a little automatic trick, worked in that situation, but doesn't show anything. It's really nice that you see the next defender taking the ball, that's a situation where he can't rely on a trick but have to adapt and of course can't

>>74952744
>implying anyone cares about club football or will care who won the 2004 champions league in 20 years

national team is all that matters

>>74947149

>meme trick
>gets tackled straight away
>a dribble

can any germans dribble? they are the least dribbley nation in football.

>>74947149

t. Leif-Tayfun Mahmacogolou