/nba/ - Fraud Edition

Lakers bros, thoughts on Randle? Are we extending this guy?

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>leflop

curry from three....bang

someone explain to me the connection between john wall and mario

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>>74941943
>he doesn't know

>>74941943
its a blessed meme by the hinkster

>>74941914
yeah I wouldn't. what does he bring? bad screen setter, low bball iq...holds the ball for too much of the shot clock

i'd rather lock up nance for cheap and then move him into the starting role, trade randle for whatever we can get

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>25% FG%
>6 TO

>MVP

>>74941902
wow! as sad as that stat lineup is its actually better than westshook!

30-80
7-26 from 3
30 turnovers

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>>74941902
Whoever called Booker the next Kobe last year needs to fuck off. We need meme magic for more important things, you're wasting it on turning a shitty chucker into a slightly better shitty chucker.

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>>74941982
>mvp

>>74941982
I just checked and this is incorrect.

Can anyone legitimately explain what happened to Lebron when David Lee touched his back

>>74941915
LeBron is legit the softest nigga in the league and a fucking pussy mentally.

>>74942005
>>74942006

>>74942006
As a doctor I can tell you David Lee hit him in his sceoloreric labernum atom which has many open nerves that cause severe pain

>>74942006
Why did you copy my post from the last thread?

You just can't steal that shit bro, you gotta give props.
I'll let it slide but you gotta show respect, you know what I'm saying?

>>74942005
Lee shattered LeBron's spine with kung-fu magic and LeBron convulsed on the floor in pure primal pain.

>>74942005
lebron's g spot was touched by david lee's magic, sensual elbow forcing lebron to lose all control over his body. you can see poppovich calling the play seconds beforehand.

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>>74942042
>you can see poppovich calling the play seconds beforehand.

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>>74942042
nice

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First division title in 38 (thirty-eight) years, formerly the longest drought in US professional sports

so proud of these bois

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>>74942080
>division titles

>>74942085
quite literally this

https://streamable.com/0u4uw

the best part of this is you can see SVG cringing on the sidelines

>>74942085
>>74942095
nah, that's pretty awesome. Wizards are relevant again.

>>74941982
>Better FG% and 3PT%, more points scored
>way more assists
>positive AST/TO ratio

>had that one game he scored 47 on 53% shooting, better than Harden ever did

How in god's great name is that ever worse?

>>74942111
Johnson carrying Whiteside is too kawaii for me.

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is david "bruce" lee the master of the one inch punch? makes sense since lebron has a 1 inch dik

>>74942129
i dont understand your question can you rephrase

>>74942133
exactly

>>74942085
What the hell snowing get the hell out of you m************ when I pick him up and then whatever the f*** one I see me out I forgot oh my m************ see my mother f*****

>>74942144
that is not an argument

>>74942149
You're not an argument you stupid mother f***** get the f*** out of my face

>James Harden vs. OKC
>.343 FG%
>.226 3PT%
>.794 FT%
>20.5 ppg

>Westbrook vs. Rockets
>.447 FG%
>.371 3PT%
>.800 FT%
>36.3 ppg

Guess which one is carrying their team and which one is being carried.

>>74941915
I'm surprised Lebron wasn't paralyzed by this brutal hit.

>>74942157
Harden is Roberson's bitch.

Westbrook's teammates are ass at scoring and don't show up to big games except the Cavs one time and against the Jazz 3 times. Also that one revenge game against the Grizz if that counts.

>>74942173
Also against the Spurs. Series tied 1-1.

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David "Bruce" Lee

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>>74942213

>>74942213
Best new meme.

I'm 100% in love with this.

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>>74942213

>>74941982
Holy shit westbrook BTFO AGAIN

>>74941915
>lebron jane

>>74942253
But that's better percentages, more points, and assists.

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>>74941982
>30 turnovers

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Goodnight /nba/, I love all of you beautiful people :)

Harden is still gonna get MVP

Am I the only one here that knows how to do math?

>>74942274
I guess so. I'm also surprised since I thought asians were good at math but I guess this particular asian is awful at it.

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>>74942274
i use a calculator

>>74942274
I failed Pre-Algebra yet passed Algebra 1 in high school.

>>74942274
>>74942290
>>74942297
you want a cookie?

>>74942274
I can do stats tests for variance and derivative calculus

>>74942302
I want people to do better math.

You don't know when one person's shooting percentage is better than another looking at the raw attempts vs made and need a percentage to already be done for you.

A easy way to do it is to find out what 50% is and then change the percentage for each missed shot.

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Houshitstains on suicide watch.

>>74942328
Ronny a real nigga. Metta World Peace da GOAT.

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i want to be adopted by LeBron Raymone James
how do i make this happen?

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>saric will most likely win roty over brogdon
eww lmao

>>74942328
>>74942334
>the current state of chokelahomo shitty fans

>>74942414
Nice boogie man. It's West coast time you fucking nigger.

>>74942421
Fuck off creep, you have mental issues

Can someone explain to me what is happening to the Cavaliers? I think it's Lue.

>>74942401
When did that shit ever matter?

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>>74942334
Surprised that he's still on the Lakers.

Also comes to show much he improved once he came to LA.

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Ingram is shit

>>74942519
mfw memes brainwashed trump supporters

>>74942274
I can't do long division without a calculator

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who /ebt/ out here?

>>74942021
>Doctors on 4chan

Umm yeah

>>74942748
i personally know a doctor who browses 4chan
and he's a faggot too
checkmate

>>74942761
>and he's a faggot too
you just called yourself a faggot
zugzwang

>>74942792
how sway

>>74942761
Same but he has a phd and did his thesis on internet anonymity and behaviour

Guys I'm scared that Russ would be robbed of the MVP when he's having a historically season.

2016 Harden = 2006 Nash
Both players stat padded by D'antoni ball.

2016 Kawhi = 2006 Dirk
Great players playing being in the centerpiece of a 55+ win well coached team.

2016 Westbrook = 2006 Kobe
Polarizing players carrying their sub-par team with historically great individual performances but can only manage a low seed in the playoffs.


We all know who won in 2006.

Trade Lowry and a first rounder for Paul George

http://www.sbnation.com/lookit/2017/3/28/15086530/tim-duncan-world-of-warcraft-guardians-of-the-galaxy-spurs-podcast?utm_campaign=sbnation.social&utm_medium=social&utm_content=sbnation&utm_source=twitter

>duncan, Richard Jefferson, Andrei Kirilenko, and Channing Frye used to play WOW together


The gang also poked fun at Andrei Kirilenko’s addiction to the game. He had multiple max-level characters according to Frye, which he says “Could have been sold for $100,000 each,” though this seems impossible. Frye told a story about being up at 3 a.m. the night before a game he was going to get a “DNP” and playing WoW, before seeing Andrei Kirilenko’s character run across his screen. Frye sent him a message saying to Kirilenko “Aren’t you playing tomorrow?” and getting the response “Yeah, probably.”

>>74941982
>>74941902

Reminder that Isiah Thomas and Kawhi Leonard have actually beaten the Warriors and the Cavs.

If people had any brains and weren't just buying into the NBAs attempt to market some superstar, the MVP race would be between those two.

But averaging a triple double for a season is damn impressive.

so is nobody gonna talk about door stopper pee pee man's broken ass wrist?

>>74943497
The most cucked trip on /sp/ ladies and gentlemen

>>74943401
Almost the same but you're forgetting Kobe literally raped a girl in that time so he wasn't a media favorite back then.

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Where were you when /ourguy/ Nurkic blew the absolute fuck out of his old team?????

>>74943672
except he didn't rape anybody. white slut had BBC buyers remorse

>>74942589
/here/

pay your taxes white boi I need some ice cream

Text me

Since we're posting random nonsense, here's three script to a random episode of its always sunny in Philadelphia.

Goddamn, I'm bored! Come on lets do something.We're a little busy here, Frank.What the hell are you reading? In Touch.In Touch? Why would you read that crap? We are trying to stay "in touch" with what's happening in the world.I'm sorry if we like to keep ourselves informed.You want to be informed? Read a newspaper. Dude! Nobody gets their news from a newspaper anymore. Ah, no, no, no. But, Dennis, look. Plutonium smuggled into Syria.That's gonna change my life drastically.That's gonna change everyone's lives! No one can go to Syria anymore for vacation! Don't you guys get tired of doing nothin' except sitting around drinking? What does that mean? Is that a joke? How could you get tired of that? Heyoh! What's up, bitches? What is up? Turn the TV on right now, dude! This is huge! Turn the TV on! I'm gonna be on the news! Oh, my God.There was an accident today.Then the news talker asked Mac what happened.And he totally went off! I went off for 20 minutes.It was amazing. I totally popped.Here it is! Oh, you popped.You're gonna be famous.Shut up! Shut up! This is Ken Jacobs coming to you from Market Street where two buses collided just minutes ago.We talked to one local resident who had this to say.It was absolutely crazy.Police are currently investigating the cause of the accident.Back to you, Jim.What the hell was that? Yeah, you really popped.I think you're gonna be a star.You're gonna be a big star. Be in a magazine.No, no, no.I talked for, like, 20 minutes about how the traffic system sucks.And the lights And that we should only have yellow lights because then we can be very cautious but not get stuck in traffic.It was great.That sounds incredibly dangerous and stupid.

do you guys think harden's wrist thing is gonna be like lowrys?

>>74943930
A fake injury?

>>74943819
Good episode

>Cavs have been struggling bad since Kyrie revealed his power level

Hmmm really makes you think

>>74944044
Kyrie probably started to believe that the earth is round because everyone jumped him and he tries to take the earth's curve in to account when shooting, which makes him miss

>>74944082
Makes sense

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I think it's funny how niggas always making fun of Kyrie. I've been to the artic wall and I can tell you that the earth is 100% flat.

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>>74944042

>>74944229
Roundies are just too stuffed with Lizard filled propaganda to think straight

LiAngelo Ball sucks dick


I legit could beat his slow no defense ass 1 on 1 and I played at Robert Morris


Will he even get into the NBA?

Can someone explain this "can someone explain this John Wall nintendo meme" meme?

>>74943497
not surprising, Duncan used to play Dungeons and Dragons too.

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>Isiah Thomas

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>>74944417
>he doesn't "he doesn't know" know

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How fucking shook is NBA right now

>>74943497
Andrei used to have a guy on Tichondrius, I haven't played in a while, but I remember people finding out and he used to attract crowds

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Today, 27 years ago, The Dream got a quadruple-double

Houston vs Golden State (1990)
29p/18r/10a/11b

>Two-time NBA champion Hakeem Olajuwon is the only person in NBA history to record more than one quadruple-double in a game – an accomplishment that never seems to be talked about. The first of these impressive performances came on March 3, 1990, during a game in which his Houston Rockets demolished the Golden State Warriors 129-109. In this contest, Olajuwon was absolutely dominant, finishing with 29 points, 18 rebounds, 10 assists, and 11 blocks. Not only could he control the post with his fluid footwork, but as you can see from the numbers, The Dream was one of the best passing big men to ever step on the floor. This game was just The Dream being The Dream.

Houston vs Milwaukee (1990)
18p/16r/10a/11b

>While Olajuwon’s second quadruple-double wasn’t on par with the first one, the fact that he did it again in the same season makes it all the more impressive. Seriously, can you imagine if LeBron did that today? ESPN would drop to their knees and cover it for 3 straight months. Anyway, in March of 1990, Olajuwon led the Houston Rockets to a victory over the Milwaukee Bucks, putting on a show in the process. Hakeem the Dream was literally unstoppable, on his way to 18 points, 16 rebounds, 10 assists, and 11 blocks. Interestingly enough, this performance came against the previously mentioned and other member of the quadruple-double club: Alvin Robertson. Pretty crazy, I wonder what the odds of that happening are, probably one and a few million.

>>74944832
Duncan had a quadruple double in the Finals but the score table failed to count 2 blocks. Look up the highlights, you can count 10 blocks

What's the best website to get cheap NBA jerseys? Really want a 76ers one

>>74941914
I hope not. He has the skills, but he's a Trex and seems pretty dumb. Nance is legitimately better than him.

>>74944883
aliexpress, you gotta catch the sellers before they go down

they all come from pretty much the same source

>>74944832
We'll never get 10+ blocks again unless some rookie gets it before players learn to scout him like how Whiteside did it. Players will simply stop driving to the rim and spam meme shots.

I don't like celebrating Harden failing, I still like him as a player even if he is a flopper and the world's laziest defender

but holy shit Houston fans are insufferable turdburglars and I am in favor anything that makes them squirm

>>74944832
I still don't get the appeal of The Get Up Kids, I generally like post-hardcore/emo stuff but I can't even get through that album much less enjoy it.

also his voice is fucking annoying

>>74944970
yeah im not too into it, but someone here rec'd it to me and i feel i have to listen to it a couple of more times, but the singer is very nasally

similarly, i listened to TPAB literally 100+ times by now and i still don't like it, i don't know why, just not my thing i guess

>>74944832
>>74944970
>>74945034
keep it /nba/ or ill tell larry

>Pacers working on deal to bring Lance Stephenson back (via Woj)

Oh Shit

>>74945083
>news nobody cares about

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"Why are we still here? Just to suffer? Every night, I can feel my tibia... and my knee... The body I've lost... the comrades I've lost... won't stop hurting..."

>>74945034
Untitled Unmasteted>TPAB

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>>74945083
>@ChrisBHaynes

>Indiana Pacers, Lance Stephenson agree to 3-year, $12 million deal, league sources tell ESPN. First two guaranteed. Team option on third.

>>74945083
I'M SOME HOT NIGGA

>>74945218
what the fuck are the pacers doing

>>74945218
>leave team because you expect max offers in free agency
>get nothing
>bounce around the league and get cut from every team possible
>end up signing back with your original team for peanuts because you overestimated your value

This is some high level 3D chess by the Pacers

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>>74945218
KEK

Feeling bad guys

>Kawhi Leonard, Lamarcus Aldridge to sit out tonight

>>74945542
pop the madman

CURRY = BITCH

>>74945542
>tfw they still btfo the warriors

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>>74945559
shut up fagboi

>>74943401
While I agree with the fact that 'D'antoni ball' can inflate your stats, if you watched how Nash played ball back in 06.. it was special. Obviously, he lacked a physical presence so he wasn't a great defender.

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>>74945410
>when Lance sees Paul for the first time
>"I'm sorry, Paul"

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/nba/ soundtrack

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ElBoAg_n33E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CClYdvHwVp4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1HfrBklmLMo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AOgBg2up7Jg

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PJ Tucker is elite

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>lance stephenson has a deal

who /hotnigga/ here?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Te-grQnevM

what's better, 33 points or 17 points 16 created?

nurkic won the duel yesterday anyway because he crushed all the nuggets on the boards but still it's an age old question

>>74945921
game's always been about buckets

>>74945977
yeah but assists are also buckets

Imagine if Toronto won the ECF

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>yeah but assists are also buckets

>>74946064
the ball has to go into the bucket for an assist to be an assist

>>74942297
>taking pre algebra in highschool
>taking algebra in highschool
Are you fuckin retarded? That's the equivalent of taking Algebra 2 as a senior assuming you take Pre-Algebra 1st year, algebra second and never failed.
Holy shit what the fuck? /nba/ full of dumbshits confirmed.

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>yeah but assists are also buckets

I am so fucking drunk right now and only holding vigil for the Spurs/Duds game where spuds blow them them tired princeton offense yuppies by 12. Fuck you San Faggotcisco you homo immunovirus-bearing butthole fukcers. wetshits on cpatcha btw

>>74945542
Well fuck. Poopshit so confient he thinks he wont get eliminated by d'anton/snyder/silveri to reach the wcf.

>>74946465
no they aren't that's a shitpost you responded to

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Are the Raptors crescent fresh?

>>74946483
thank god gsw loose rectums fucked by 15

>>74946502
I wish I was a Canadian

>>74946396
based flip spurs bro, don't pass out tonight's gonna be lit

>david "bruce" lee karate chopping draymond's nuts
>kawhi dominating the trash brothers
>pop unleashing all his chess moves on kerr

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>The most likely comeback window for Durant, as long as his progress persists, is Golden State's final three home games, league sources say.

>>74946522
We are crescent fresh

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wingstop >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

splash hoes

>>74946545
>7-10 days for reevaluation

aka fuck all is happening with his progress. fragile pussy durant is gonna get rocked in the playoffs

Is google slow as fuck for anyone else today

>>74945542
Warriors, Cavs, and Spurs all blowing nationally televised games out. Spurs isn't even a back to back like the other 2 were.

RACKETS
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>this thread

I hope that stat padding faggot James Harden didnt injure his hand so I can win my fantasy league. If that fuccstick sits next game I'm going to send a VERY strongly worded fax to Silver about my disgust with sitting superstars.

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you're welcome

AHAHAHAHA /nba/ LITERALLY ON SUICIDE WATCH

HOW'S MY CELTIES DICKS TASTE FAGGOTS HAHAHAHAHAHA

>>74947021
too small to tell

>>74941915
>>74942006
>>74942258
Every year people says this and every year LeBron gets in the finals

>>74947113
>the city of larry bird

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>Ainge can draft I s-swear g-guys

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>>74947135

>>74947109
>every year LeBron gets in the finals
>4th seed
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>>74947200
zoom zoom

what the fuck is wingstop

>>74946841
Harden hasn't missed a game this season, he isn't going to start now

>>74947553
something you're missing out on and will never get to have

>>74947565
I was referring to the restaurant, not the gay ass spurs meme

I cried today

>>74947565
>>74947581
Samefag

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>>74947581
>>74947565
This is why you should filter tripfags btw

>>74945921
33 points since it came on 12-15 shooting

>>74947132
>>74947113

what is larry bird's endgame?

I filter commie Britbong flags

>>74947715
>Replying to your post

Pathetic aaaand filtered

daily reminder that assists are the most useless stats in basketball

>>74947715
me too bro, dont listen to these haters

>>74946091

but that's relying on team mates to make shots, which means you don't get all the credit. Maybe some credit, but not all. Saying the guy who assisted gets 100% of the credit for a shot isn't fair since your team mate had to get open, probably run around some screens, and actually make the shot. So maybe you get partial credit for drawing away the defense but not 100%, that's just dumb.

That's why buckets are always the most important stat when analyzing an individual since buckets don't lie and you always deserve credit for making them.

>>74945218
This nigga is on ps4 nba2k17 park all the time

>>74947741
thanks man I appreciate it

Lebeta faking that injury last game to save face in a blowout game is a big sign that he's pretty much finished.

>>74947778
>Raptors fan in denial

You're still gonna get swept in the first round. Lebetas still gonna get to the finals. This is how things work around here

Wall really out here.. MVP when?

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>I Got my nigga back

HAHAHAH FUCK YEAH FUCK SUCK FUCK MONTA ELLIS OLD OVERPAID BITCH ASS MY REAL GANGSTA NIGGA IS BACK WE FINNA KEK THE CAVS IN THE FIRST ROUND BITCH ASS LEBRON SLOW YOUR MUFUCKN ROLL NIGGA WE OUTCHEA READY TO BREAK YA ANKLES

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OUR NIGGA LANCE IS BACK WITH THE PACERS

OH MY FUCKING GOD IT'S HAPPENING

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>>74947873

>>74947824

dude was literally cut from 2 bottom feeder teams, got cut from his china squad, and tried out and failed to make the cavs roster over a guy who literally hasn't played in the past 3 years.

why the fuck do you even want him? has larry bird gone senile?

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>>74947866
MY DICK SO FUCCN HARD RIGHT NOW AND STUCKEY GOT WAIVED WHAT AM I DREAMING MY NIGGA???

>>74947882

Bird playing shoots-n-ladders while everybody else playing checkers

>>74947882
BCUZ NIGGA HE WAS THE SHIT WHEN HE WAS HERE. NO SURPRISE TO ME THAT OTHER TEAMS DIDN'T UNDERSTAND HOW TO USE HIM OR DEAL WITH HIM. THIS NIGGA IS A STRAIGHT BALLER THAT SHOULD'VE NEVER LEFT IN THE FIRST PLACE. LARRY BIRD IS A CANCEROUS FAGGOT BUT HE DID ONE THING RIGHT BY BRINGING THE NIGGA BACK AND TELLING THAT BUM ASS NIGGA STUCKEY TO KICK ROCKS IM LIT OFF THIS

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>>74947824
>le blow in LeBeta's ear man.

Yeah, no you guys are still fucked.

>>74947908
get the fuck off my board with that shit

How is it that draymond dick is 6 inches but his nickname is "big dick dray"

Is it because all other nba players have tiny dicks like lebron and harden?

>trip drama

>>74947939
ask your mom

>>74947915
SHUTCHYO BITCHASS UP LET ME BE HYPE FOR A MIN

>>74947912
YEAH BUT WE BOUT TO HAVE FUN WATCHING THE NIGGA CLOWN OUT ON THE COURT

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>>74947873
Well Bulls fans this is it. I expected nothing and I am still disappointed. None of young players are promising besides maybe Grant but he is like 25. Wade will opt in and our cap situation will become worse. GarPax got lucky in drafting Butler. They CANNOT find talent. They CANNOT win trades. Even if we do go into a rebuild Hoiberg won't develop them well. I fully believe that GarPax will draft a player that is proven winner in college that is most likely a finished product again like Justin Jackson. It is so painful to be a Bulls fans.

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>its a whiteboi prentending to be black

>>74947939

6 inches is pretty big. Average dick size is between 3-5 inches, the only reason you think 6 is small is because of porn and people lying about it. 6 is a decent size.

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>when white people dab
ishygddt

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>>74947964
>6 is a decent size

>>74947965
>when anybody dabs/does the stomp stomp negro dances

embarrassing. I only dance to the waltz

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>these new tripfags roleplaying with each other in broad daylight on 4chan at 5:58pm on a Wednesday

>>74947964
I don't think this is true im 5.5 inches but I've never had a girl say I was their biggest

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>>74947995
>NEW TRIPFAG

NIGGA CHECK YA ARCHIVES FOR THA KID

>>74947995
Roy Hibbert Stone Hands isn't new. But I get your point. It's pathetic people have to use a name on a anonymous image board just to feel special

>>74947995
is there a difference? we're all lame for posting on this website anyway, don't act like trip/no trip makes any difference.

we all have much better things we should be doing with our time right now

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>>74947988
>when indians and mexicans say nigga

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>when white girls twerk

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ready for some serious ass whooping sanatonio?

Are the dubs better without KD? Their defense is a lot better without him and the warriors already have enough firepower in klay/curry

I think they cut way down on turnovers without him too

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>>74948046

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>>74948021
>we're all lame

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sorry boys.

Im just really hype that Lance is back. He was pretty much my favorite player when he was here. Loved the energy and attitude and toughness. Thats exactly what the current team needs. They're all a bunch of cucked betas aside from Myles.

>>74948063
also KD is not clutch at all, id rather depend on steph and klay in close games

fuck KD men

>>74948073
anon likes to pretend he's cool and has a blossoming social life

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>>74948076

Nice squad. They must have had a bunch of titles and finals appearances

>>74948101
>wanting a social life

I thought people grow out of that after high school/early college. I get more satisfaction being alone shitposting than I do from any social situations desu. Humans are too difficult to keep up with

>>74948122
Spotted the pussy ass nigga

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Still waiting on that John Wall and Hinkie buddy cop fanfic....

Can you imagine if KD had signed with boston instead? They would be far and away the favorites to come out of the east. Their half game lead for #1 would be like 5 games

>>74948109
>im a fan of specific player
>im a fan team because of their accomplishments

you're a dumb faggot I hope you kill yourself

>>74948063
Yes KD was the biggest mistake, if you're trying to beat lebron you don't go get a guy who's eternally cucked by lebron

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>>74948101

I'm married, have 2 soon to be 3 kids, and a close circle of 4 friends. I think I'm doing ok

>>74948154
>trying

>>74948149
I really thought he was going to. These top guys really need to start signing with east teams and derail lebron

>>74948160
we found the ebt guy

Reminder to watch the McDonald All-American Game tonight at 7 EST

>>74948174
He should have but he took the easy way out instead. I'm gonna laugh if boston wins the chip before he does.

>>74948160
does tyrones big black cock satisfy your white wife

>>74948160
only if your wife's cute

have u seen Clips guys? he's been at the gym for like 3 days straight!

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so steph curry should win MVP after he embarrasses the last mvp candidate (kawhi) tongiht, right?

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>>74948216
>have u seen Clips guys

>>74948200

My wife is black

Who is gonna come out of the east?

I think lebron can will the Cavs past one of the wizards/celtics but not both back to back.

The west is obviously gonna be the warriors but I get the feeling that ANYTHING could happen in the east

>>74948242
pattern interesting

>>74948242
If anyone is gonna knock them out it's gotta be Boston because they're the only ones with a legit shot at securing homecourt advantage over them.

>>74948238
Post bunda

>>74948265
home court isn't going to make a difference against lebum. the pressure isn't going to affect his game at all, probably not kyrie's either

>>74948284
>the pressure isn't going to affect his game

>3-4
>advanced pressure

>>74948149
But at the same time Isaiah Thomas likely wouldn't have evolved into Isaiah "fuck yo bitch" Thomas.

Then again they're probably gonna trade IT after they draft Lonzo Ball so that might have been a real legit team

lebron will never reach the finals ever again

>>74948296
>3-4
how about 3-1

nba insider here. word out here is that lebron is developing some serious dementia after that hit on his spine

sad!

I think lebron is like the crouching tiger hidden dragon this year. He knows he's not considered the "GOAT" yet thanks to his underwhelming finals performances so he's purposely having his team lose now so when his team comes back in the playoffs "against all odds" after facing adversity this year and win it all it will solidify his legacy and give him a case against MJ

My Celties are going all the way bros

>>74948265
>Boston
>getting past the first round

HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

*Breathes in*

HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH

>>74948339
"Inside information" from lebron's Brazilian connections

Lol

>>74948377
yep all the way to the first round and then following the lakers and suns to the draft lottery lmao

Can you nerds stop talking like you know shit?

Lance Stephenson's deal is basically a 1 year, 4 million dollar deal. The only other guranteed year is this season in which he will earn around 1 million for the remaining games.

>>74948386
im from da bay

>>74948405
Lol

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lmao John

>>74948377
Good luck in 5 years after the warriors dynasty falls apart, if the celtics had any thoughts of winning it all this year they'd have made a move at the trade deadline

Will John Wall ever live up to the wizard's fans potential

Guys I'm watching NBATV on one screen and "Bones" on another, how the fuck does bones get all these smoking hot female side characters for one episode one offs. I literally watch this show to jack off not for the story

>>74948416
This nigga thirsty.

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>Today, the 37-year-old — who completed a stay at San Diego’s Casa Palmera rehab center in January — is working on a docuseries and an autobiography due this year. “I had no choice but to become stronger,” the dad of Destiny, 18, and Lamar Jr., 14 (with Liza Morales, 37), told Us’ entertainment director, Ian Drew, March 24 in the Hollywood Hills while cracking jokes, singing along to Hall & Oates’ “Sara Smile” and, yes, dribbling a ball. “S--t, I’m here talking to you. So I guess I’m winning.” Watch him tell his emotional story in the video above, and read on for our full interview.

Take Us back to the start of your marriage. Was Khloé aware of your drug use?
>I was hiding it for a while, but then I got frustrated and was like, f--k it. Around two years before we split up [in 2011], I was in the man cave she had made for me and she caught me. She was disappointed. So was I. The sad thing about it is, I don’t know if I was disappointed because I was actually doing the drug or because she caught me. She knew I was doing cocaine the whole time after that. It was my drug of choice. I’m not going to say she accepted it because that would be the wrong word. Tolerated would be a better word.

Do you regret sharing your marriage on TV?
>Businesswise, it opened up opportunities, like the fragrance Khloé and I created. We probably cursed it by calling it Unbreakable, but that was my baby. It also opened this gate up with other women who probably wouldn’t have been interested in me. When I became Khloé Kardashian’s man and on TV, it made me look more enticing. People who didn’t even know basketball would approach me because they knew Lammy.

You mean other women?
>Yes. Bitches and THOTs came out of the woodwork. If there is one thing I regret when I was married, it was having multiple affairs with different women. That wasn’t the stand-up thing to do. I wish I could have kept my d--k in my pants.

cont........

>>74948480
Everyone is thirsty for the sexiest woman alive.

>>74948416

why do black people love rhiana and beyonce so much?

as a white man I find them average at best

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>>74948485
After Khloé filed for divorce in December 2013, you moved into an apartment in L.A.
>That’s where me and my friend Jamie [Sangouthai], God bless the dead, turned the drug use up to another level. The "don’t give a f--k" place. I was in a very dark place and very confrontational. I wasn’t trying to repair my marriage; I was just trying to get high. My life was all about drugs at that point. It probably helped the end of my career come along a little faster because drugs killed my drive to want to train and be in shape. It killed that and my sex drive. The only time you can f--k is when you take coke.

Tell Us about the night you ended up at the brothel.
>I was home by myself. Bored. I wanted to get out and have a good time. Looking back, I might have had a drink to get the mood started, but was I drunk or on drugs? Not at all. I remember lying in bed. Two women were in bed and then I fell asleep. That’s all. When I woke up four days later, I was trying to pull the tubes out of my mouth.

Surprised Khloé was at your side?
>Hell, yeah. It was definitely a moment of relief. I didn’t even know what had just happened. I mean, I’m a big strong dude who has made it to the highest level of doing what he loves. And now I can’t walk or talk. She was the first thing I saw. She said, “Hi, Mookah.” “Mookah” is a name my mother used to call me. She said it to let me know I wasn’t dead. She played a major role in me getting my memory back. She would bring pictures of my mother and my grandmother. I kept thinking, Am I paralyzed forever? Am I mute forever? It was scary shit. Faith got me through.

Did you reconnect romantically?
>Honestly, at that time I was just blessed to be around her. I wasn’t making any more out of it than that. We haven’t been intimate in years.

cont...

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>>74948493
When did you realize you needed to enter rehab again?
>My daughter gave me the ultimatum to go. She said, “Pops, you get help or I won’t talk to you.” I think she saw it in my behavior. Coke is a real psychological drug. You can be getting high and feeling great and then on the way down cursing yourself out. So I think it was one of those moments on the way down. This last time I checked into rehab, I was able to stay the whole 30 days and get the most out of it. I learned about addiction and that it’s a brain disease. The choices we make when our brain is diseased are involuntary. So it was important and life-changing. My kids were really scared that their dad wasn’t going to be here. It was good bonding time with them when they came to see me. They said, “Dad, we want you to be here.” I was honest with them. There is no reason to lie now. But it was good for them to know it is a disease and one I may pass back to them.

Are you clean now?
>Of course. Living sober, meaning no drugs, is a great feeling. Being in the moment is important — how you react, respond, create. If I would have done coke last night, you would have gotten some dickhead here trying to get out of here fast. But you’re getting Lamar now.

Thoughts /nba/?

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MY NIGGA LANCE GOING TO AVERAGE 20 AGAIN

GET FUCKED LEBUM
YOUR WORST ENEMY IS BACK IN THE YELLOW AND WHITE

WE ALL STAR NOW

>>74948505
>Thoughts /nba/?
I'll never feel sorry for anyone stupid enough to get involved with the Kardashians, they are an embarrassment to humanity.

>copy and pasting a whole article instead of just linking to it
Fuckin redditors

>>74948491
It's not even black men it's women that Beyonce & Rihanna appeal to. It's much safer to say Beyonce is beautiful in front of your girlfriend/wife than nicki minaj who only signs about getting that dick

>>74948491
>>74948486

I think riri is pretty fine desu, not 10/10 but a solid 7 or 8. She seems like a bad bitch and the fact she can take a beating makes her perfect desu, finally I'll have someone I can watch Knicks games with.

>>74948505
could be worse

atleast he didn't turn into a woman

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>>74948517
HOT NIGGA SEASON APPROACHING

JUNGLE BEATS HOLLA AT ME

>>74948527
Sings not signs fuck autocorrect

>>74948540
Nicki doesn't sing

moooooooooooooooooo get the fuck out

>>74948519
Actually I didn't want to give clicks to US weekly or whatever it is, I copy pasted from an archive.is which you can see here

http://archive.is/n23OE

>>74948491
Rihanna is like 8/10, but Beyonce is like a 5/10 to me, maybe 6/10 because she's rich. Prime Beyonce (Crazy in Love era) is probably like 8/10. She makes mediocre music too.

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If Dion Waiters can turn himself from the worst player in the league to the clutchest nigga alive, then Lance Stephenson can become an all star.

>>74948554
singing a tune made by 234234 producers and written by 234324 songwriters is not making

>>74948485
Rumor is he's going to be coming back to the Lakers as a special assistant working with Ingram and Julius

If you can teach basketball IQ, Odom would be the perfect guy to teach Randle, dude is near Nash level in terms of seeing the game

That dog on John wall's lap is adorable though

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*blocks your path*

>>74948604
Lol 0 50 win teams this shit is embarrassing

>>74948601
Not when it grows up to eat your baby's throat and then bite your hand and face off.

One of Hinkie's underrated signings is getting TJ McConnell, an undrafted rookie on a partially guaranteed deal.

>>74948625
Is it true the hinkster is going to Dallas?

>>74948621

the entire eastern conference wouldn't have even made the playoffs in the west a couple years ago

>>74948636
I mean kings not Dallas sorry, if Dallas got hinkie that shit would be nuts, if you combined mark Cubans crazy ideas with the hinkster I think the world would implode

>>74948636
he responds to DMs on twitter, good luck getting him to follow you though...he's following me but i got my account locked for "suspicious activity"

This Lavar guy is delusional jesus

>>74948665
I sent him a dm hopefully he replies to me and I get some insider info to share with you guys

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>tannegod

Which game should I watch? I'm a Westgod fan but this game is meaningless for Magic, doubt they would try to win.

According to Colon Cowherd Brooklyn could win the east with Lebron
>Brooklyn lose by an average of 7
>Lebron per 100 possesions is worth 16 points

>>74948690
He just wants his kardashian style tv show on espn

>magci

My Celties are winning the Championship and there's nothing you can do or say about it

>>74948792
Your celties would be fighting for home court if they were in the West

Magic are playing chippy for some reason, Payton straight up elbowed Adams in the back because hr brushed against him getting up the court.

>>74948723
>Lebron per 100 possesions is worth 16 points

that's pretty low desu. Isn't the average team expected to score 1 point per possession on average? That should mean the average player scores 20 per 100 possessions.

someone double check my math but I'm pretty sure Lebron scores 25-30 points per 100 possessions

>>74948792
Yes there Fucking is. No way in Fucking hell are the Celtics winning anything. Stuff like that doesn't happen. If you watch the Celtics play they are Fucking trash. It irks me so much that people can't comprehend that Celtics aren't good. Are you the same Boston fag that's always here? Fuck you dude fuck you so much Boston will not make it past the 2nd round.

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Do people honestly believe Westbrook's supporting cast is better than Harden's or is it just a maymay?

>inb4 larry
>inb4 brazil
>inb4 clips
>inb4 door stopper peepee suckers

>>74948839
they just shoved Westbrook down and refs did nothing

>>74948850
Differential you mouth breathing retard

>>74948854
MUH MEMES MUH MEMES SHUT THE FUCK UP EVERYTHING IS MEMES WITH YOU PEOPLE !

>>74948858
at least that was just a regular foul, Adams could have drawn a flagrant if he sold it instead of just staring at birdhairman like a gnat bit him.

Westbrook is fucking trash

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>>74948866

>>74948854

They are literally one star SF away from possibly being the best team in the league. I can't think of anything Houston can do to stop being a worse version of GS

>>74948874
>struggling to put up 20 in a quarter against Magic

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>>74948852
Stay mad, faggot.

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>>74948886
Frodo ass nigga talking shit. Go back to the rugby board.

>>74948883
you're delusional kid

toronto - charlotte game thread

>>74948899
>>74948899
>>74948899
>>74948899
>>74948899

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Prepare your anus celcucks

>>74948728
this is nuts, and I'm not surprised if ESPN gives it to him

this dude is literally whoring his kids out for fame, i give it 3 years before Lonzo cuts ties with him, less if he ends up in LA