NFL General: fuck you're draft edition

What the fuck is wrong with that webm you dumb fucking cunt

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>>74941514
>>74941514
you seem upset

>>74941514
no, fuck you

2th for the San Diego Chargers

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First for getting Takkarist McKinley in the draft and starting a Dak and Tak advertisement campaign.

>foles is getting $5 million this year

fucking hell, but i guess he's one of the top 5 backups in the league

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>Las Vegas Raiders

And stay out

LA finally is in the right timeline with the raidspics removed

>>74941506
ASPECT RATIO

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oh my

>>74941637
Do this and let the bucs rock an all-creamsicle throwback

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>>74941607
>>74941607

>>74941647
that would actually be pretty awesome

Who was the best rookie WR of 2016?

>>74941536
Dak aTak

Tak and Dak (with a caption that looks like the ren and stimpy title card.)

>>74941637
Is he finally uncucked by his cunt ex-wife?

>>74941671
1. Michael Thomas
2. Sterling Shepard
3. Tyreek Hill
4. Malcolm Mitchell
5. Tajae Sharpe

>>74941671
ur mum
she caught all the balls

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>>74941637
>>74941647
not even eagles or bucs fan.
but thank fucking god. bring back kelly green and creamsicle A E S T H E T I C uniforms.

>still think chargers powder blue is the goat tho

>>74941686
Hill is above shepard because hes versatile

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>And with the 27th pick of 2017 NFL Draft, the Kansas City Chiefs select...Joe Mixon RB Oklahoma

>>74941686
Pretty good although I'd put Tyler Boyd at 5

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Why must we suffer through this Color Rush shit when all fans want is just throwback days.

>pic related
GOAT Dallas uniform

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just trying to help guys through the offseason
Saturday April 8th - HBO US BoxNation UK
Vasyl Lomachenko vs Jason Sosa
Oleksandr Usyk vs Michael Hunter
Oleksandr Gvozdyk vs Yunieski Gonzalez

become a /box/ fan. this year is really shaping up to BTFO that past 2 or 3 so far. lots of great fights coming and already FOTY with chocolatito vs NIESH NIESH NIESH!

romo and cutler might retire with some gas in the tank
>feels bad

>>74941727
hill is a more impactful player because of the return game, but i think shepard is a better pure receiver
>>74941742
he would be 6 on my list. he loses a little for lining up across from AJ green instead of rishad matthews.

>>74941810

Fuck manlet punch come to /afl/

>>74941506

Post the other.

>>74941570
Plenty of room for the LA hey Hey HELPHELPs

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>Dat cuck york fear

>>74942380
Brady is NY's bitch though why would they be afraid of him?

>>74942405
don't you mean New Jersey?

>>74941755
I don't think nike wants the NFL to acknowledge that the non-nike uniforms are better than the nike ones.

>>74942405

Brady has cucked new york and the league at large for nearly two decades.

>>74942425

No one actually gives a fuck.

All Nike gets is advertisement from the swoosh.

Normal people dont look at a football jersey to decide what shoes they wanna buy.

But I do think Nike is that retarded.

>>74942405
He's a Jets fan.

>>74942427
>Brady has cucked new york and the league at large for nearly two decades.
>already forgets the reason this board was created in the first place

>>74942431
>All Nike gets is advertisement from the swoosh.
and they get to say "OFFICIAL UNIFORM OF THE NFL"

I think Nike thinks that if the NFL takes away the Nike color rush jerseys and lets teams use their throwbacks instead, then it's like the NFL admitting that the Nike original uniforms are shit and the Reebok ones are better, and Nike doesn't want that because they think that makes Nike look bad.

>>74942462

Can they not just rip them off and put the swoosh on them though?

Doesn't the teams or the NFL own the jerseys? Or does Reebok own them?

Because it comes down to
>no shit fans like throwbacks

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typically I don't like any owner of any sport team because they're greedy jews but lately some raiderfags have made me think twice about their owner

he is poor as shit
was a waterboy for the organization then eventually a HR guy
cares about the team

https://twitter.com/TomPelissero/status/846470025653305344
3 angry raider fans and he gave them his number , he is going back to oakland soon to talk to more fans in some press conference and is offering refunds for season tickets something spanos and stan didn't do.


I don't know what to think about this anomaly I actually am starting to believe he cares

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>>74942477
>Can they not just rip them off and put the swoosh on them though?
>Doesn't the teams or the NFL own the jerseys? Or does Reebok own them?
I don't know desu. do any teams have throwbacks whose designs are from the Reebok era? or are all the throwbacks from before Reebok had the rights to making the uniforms?
I think it comes down to more Nike just not wanting to put someone else's uniform designs on the field if at all possible. I don't think there's really any question that fans like throwbacks.

>>74942483
that's very nice of him if it's legit desu. I wonder if he's giving out a real number or if he's going to have some guy answer the phone for him or if the number goes to like the PR department.

>>74942511

I actually think the only throwbacks are pre reebok.

That might be because of nike to some extent.

All the past companies are irrelevant as fuck now though.

But it looks like licensing has only been around since about 1990 for most teams, so i guess they're fine with anything alder than that.

>>74942380

I think he's right though

Peyton Manning went off the cliff bad at age 38/39, Favre quit at 41 after being shit for the last 10 years of his career, Brady's now 39.

I think it is a stretch to think he'll play until 46, I wouldn't bet on over 42.

>>74942672
Favre took the vikings to the NFC championship ffs

>NFL likes money
>NFL has a rule that limits Jersey variations through helmet limitation
>Rule is in place for "safety reasons"
>Won't tell us how the rule makes players safer
>studies have shown the rule has no bearing whatsoever on player safety

So, the NFL wants less money?

>>74942483
KCAL sports reporter said Oakland wasn't even worried about the team moving until the final 5 weeks of the season
At that point they scrambled to get something done

2 whole years and they worked on it the final minutes

Reminds me of staying up to do my 100 word essays for school

>>74942672
Peyton Manning had numerous neck surgeries that he had to take HGH and fly to Europe for illegal procedures for. And he was an old man at 28. Brady is pliable.

>>74942890
Regardless of what happened to Manning, aging is inevitable. Brady will begin to show signs of wear as well. Thats simply the human condition.

>>74942909
Of course, Brady may throw two passes at a mini-camp and realise his arm has died.

But "man will get old" really isn't a story that needs writing.

>>74942928
when that man says "I won't get old"
yes it does

>>74942928
Agreed, it goes without saying.

On another note.

>Browns Dee Haslam wants to change uniforms, "radical" helmet change

Its not radical. If it goes to white, its just a throwback to the teams from when they first started, all the way into the mid 50s.

>Dee Haslam noticed a problem with jerseys fitting too tight and making players uncomfortable

No shit. Its Nike performance gear. Watch, she will do something to violate the agreement with Nike and the NFL or have uniforms designed for "plus-size" athletes.

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>>74942940

>>74942966
beautiful photo of your mother

>>74941506
really need to add this to the webm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5omJH0YV3jQ

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Chris Long is a thing!

>>74942945
Don't touch the helmets and the only uniform change they should make is going back to the classic unis. Fuck these out of touch millionaires who don't know anything about the team history or the fanbase

>Let's make the helmet white because they wore that a few times before

Yeah because the technology for durable painted helmets was non existent at the time and the team hadn't figured out marketing a look. fuck outta here with that noise, truck stop princess

>>74943525
I agree wholeheartedly. I think just going back to the classics is all they need to do.

>>74941570
>beating the ra8ders is like winning the SB for rams

>>74943574
Amen, Brown on white for home, white on white for away, Brown on Brown for night games and Orange on Brown for alternates. Why was that so hard for Nike?

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>NYG Head Coach Ben McAdoo says Geno Smith could be Eli's successor

wew lad

>>74943632
Because
>SWAG

Fake headlines time


OAK:JDR Bets entire salary, wins 21m at poker
SFO: Kaep seen negotiating with peewee team
DEN: John Elway mistaken for Mr. Ed last Sunday
NYJ: Jets "Aggressively" pulling for EX QB Jake Locker
CIN: Andy Dalton only starter not on work/release, says Lewis
DET: Matt Stafford A-OK after being run over by a tractor
MIN: Vikigns to bring in JaMarcus Russell as OL help
LAR: Rams "don't know what the hell to do at QB", says Kroenke
CLE: Browns seeking approval for move to Oakland
NE: Tom Brady's pants stolen from his home, again
FA: Johnny Manziel garnering interest from ESPN
SEA: Jon Ryan pursuing post football career as proctologist
HOU: Texans will "Wing it" with QBs, direct snap to RBs more
OAK: Raiders officially open a brothel
FA: Jay Cutler: "Fuck that", on NYJ possibly signing him
NE: Gronk: "Fuck that", Gronk on NYJ in general

>Dalvin Cook deserves to be a first round talent! He's so good, who cares if he assaulted a woman and chained dogs?
>Joe Mixon is a monster, he hit a woman! He should be sent to the firing squad to die, his talent is irrelevant!

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So wait, the Eagles withdrew their helmet rule, but still want Kelly Green alternates? That's going to look HORRIBLE with the current helmets

>>74942380

Fantastic football analysis by Manish Mehta, whose country is known for being experts on American football.
After writing this article he ate more curry, kissed his gross looking wife from his arranged marriage, fainted at the sight of a cow and shit in the street.

>>74942890
1. Pretty sure the blood-spinning shit isn't illegal. I've actually heard pretty good shit about it, the FDA just works at the speed of dirt if something isn't being forced through by a major drug company. Unless you're talking about something else he did while in yurope.

2. Fuck you for even making me slightly defend Peypey.

>>74943711
>LAR: Rams "don't know what the hell to do at QB", says Kroenke

Don't think this is fake.

>>74942425
Its this
>>74942431
This guy is an idiot

>>74942672

Who gives a fuck what a Finn thinks?

Brady is the exception to every rule that ever existed, that's what makes him the GOAT.

Favre and Manning were backwoods hillbillies whose diet was comprised of beer and chicken parm. They both thought they would just play forever doing the same things they had done since they were 16. Not to mention they both did monster amounts of PEDs and when they had to stop, fell off a cliff.

Brady treats his body like a temple and is very much aware of his own mortality. 75% of his game has always been mental anyway, which will only get sharper as he ages. There will be no "cliff" for Brady. There will probably be a slow decline over the course of five years during which time he'll win a couple more championships and break every passing record the NFL has.

>>74942380
He is easily the worst jets sports writer
t. jets fan

>>74941506
Can someone post the horizontal version of this

>>74941514
>newfag

Detroit Lions

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>>74944190

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Phins

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>tfw too good to be signed

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How many times will my dreams be crushed

>>74944475
/lifelong/ here
strap in kiddo the ride never ends
we need to get kek to kill Lurie's cunt ex wife since he already took the asian waifu pill

You now realize that the last good QB the Falcons drafted was arrested for dogfighting, and the other good QB was traded after a year

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>>74944579
>H-He's going against what ESPN says! He must be lying!

>>74944587
>trust me guys, Matt Ryan isn't a good QB

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>>74944696
I don't need to ask for your trust. Because in your heart you know I'm right

>>74944696
Ryan is good. Not great. He showed a lack of awareness in the SB that cost his team the game.

>>74941570
>rams fans

>White

kek

>>74945009
I think the Chargers should take Allen.

>>74945009
>Turbinsky at 2
Turrible, stopped reading there

>>74945080
whom do the niners want then?

>>74945087

Defense. Majority of the BPAs are on defense. Derek Barnett, Jonathan Allen, Malik Hooker, Jamal Adams, Solomon Thomas. There's such a drop off after Myles Garrett that I don't think any of them would be a reach.

>>74945170
every time i give you guys allen the niners fags get mad
its can be ok tho
i kinda of didnt want wentz at first because small school etc

>>74945263

We don't need D-Lineman as badly as we need an edge rusher or strong safety that's why.

I'm on the Derek Barnett train myself. He had a shit combine but he broke Reggie White's sack record in college which is amazing to me. I'm confused why so many mock drafts have him going as low as 20, honestly. That's more of a prolific accomplishment than most of the defensive players being slated above him have made. Hell, I've seen mocks where Jabrill Peppers is a top 10 pick and he can't do shit but return punts.

>>74945434
barnett is undersized, not very athletic, and really only rated as highly as he is because of muh record. he's not reggie white, and he's certainly not myles garrett or solomon thomas.

i could see him going in the top 10, and i doubt he'll fall to 20, but top 5 would be a huge reach

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>Gordon comeback season incoming

If the guy is sober and plays at the level he did last preseason...god dammit, we need all the help we can get, so I'm all aboard bringing him back.

>>74945646
>plays at the level he did last preseason
lmao are you retarded

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>>74941741
nice

>>74945646
>guy is sober

lel, loser junkies like that never get sober

ticking timebomb

>>74945734
This, degenerate dudeweed should be permanently suspended desu.

>>74945780
Hilarious coming from you

>>74945009
Buccaneers are not taking a fucking tackle, not after they just extended their RT last season and their 2015 second round pick at LT is having immense progress.

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>>74945810
Huh

>>74945821
Bucs oline is still shit

>>74945847
It's not shit. It was heavily injured.

Starting RT was injured. Starting LG was injured and never played a snap. A revolving door at center. Their elite blocking TE was injured a good deal of the season. The only consistent players were Marpet at RG and Smith at LT. That level of inconsistency will hinder any line's communication and make blocking tougher.

Additionally, the only legitimate receiving threats were Evans and Brate. Their offense incorporates many long-developing routes and Winston had no outlet if the the pass rush got through.

They are not taking a fucking tackle in the first round.

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This would have broken my heart if it happened.

>>74945904
he could also play guard

>>74945904
>It's not shit

t. Bucs fans for 4 years, it's still shit with starters.

>>74945913
Why would the seahawks trade sherman?

>>74945919
It doesn't matter! They don't need a guard! They have at least 4 players they're confident at player at guard!

Shut the fuck up and stop talking about the Bucs! Do you see me talking about your team? No, you don't! Wanna know why? Here's why: I'm not talking about your team, because a) I don't know what your team is, and b) even if I did, I probably wouldn't know nearly as much about them as you!

So just stop! Don't talk unless your informed! Your bullshit attempts at discourse manifest only in ill-conceived, easily rebutted disgusting drivel! It's a waste of your time to type it, and it's a waste of my time to read it!

>>74945956
Nice argument. Kidding.

Not even going to give you a legitimate, intellectual response. You don't deserve it.

Arguments are give and take. Not going to waste time on your retarded tranny ass.

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It still hurts.

>>74942380
why isn't the comment section just POO IN THE LOO

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>>74941506
I am a draft?

>>74946001
>it's shit every season but it's not shit

Hmm

>>74946063
Cooter is elite

>>74942672
Brady is more talented than Favre or Manning. He's in a better system, surrounded by better talent, and the one thing he's the best at that's ever played is pre snap reads.

McDaniels ability to get guys like Edelman and white open right at the line of scrimmage as soon as the ball is snapped is what makes Brady so effective. He can get 5 yards in under 2 seconds ANY time he wants. He has a great O line and running backs that consistently keep the pressure off of him. He has a defense that makes his conditions for success simpler and doesn't have to worry about playing late into games because JG can come in and play for him.

His conditioning and preparation is unlike anything the game has ever seen. Manning spent the last 10 years dealing with congenital health issues that were a result of bad hits and inbred hillbilly genetics.

Favre never gave a shit about his health, put absolutely no prep time into his seasons at all (I think he skipped the last four training camps because he was too sore/fatigued to even play after a career of taking shot, after shot, after shot).

Do I think Brady has 7 seasons left? No, but I wouldn't be surprised and he for damn sure will last longer than those two fucking clowns did.

>>74945009
>McCaffery and Cook over Mixon

LOL this is why people get fired.

>>74946117
>McDaniels ability to get guys like Edelman and white open right at the line of scrimmage as soon
>white open

kek

>>74946117
>He has a great O line

No he doesn't, he was beaten all season.

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>>74946170
Bold numbers are sack numbers given up by offense. Kill yourself.

>>74946001
ok so who do you want the bucs to get then?
and then who do you want given the picks already made in that mock?
let me guess you want a rb? even though doug martin was just extended to a huge contract

>>74946108
The Bucs had a top 10 offensive line in 2015.

>>74946233
how many hits tho

>>74946233
>sacks

Try hits, sweetie. Brady doesn't take many sacks because of his release. His oline has been garbage since 2013.

>Garoppolo and Brisset lasted exactly 2.5 games healthy behind it

Get btfo

>>74946234
Given who was still available, I'd take McCaffrey. Can start immediately as PR, RB, and at least compete with Hump for the slot position. Otherwise, I'd take Njoku.

They did extend Martin but he did nothing last season even when he was healthy, and now because of his drug problem and suspension, his guarantees for this season are forfeited. They can cut him and not pay a dime.

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>everyone has forgotten the records they set

They were a historically great team.

>>74946325
Led by a historically great choker.

>>74946325
So we're the warriors last year and look how that turned out

>>74946325
And now they've let every major leader besides Von leave and are gonna go 6-10

>>74946233
>Oakland with league lowest in sacks
>Still manage to get the QB killed
Rip

You now remember Vontaze Burfict singlehandedly blew the bungles chances at their first playoff win in over 20 years.

>>74946387
All he had to do was not chimp out.

>>74946387

>Letting Jeremy Hill off the hook like that

No

>>74946393
>Burfict
>not chimping out

>>74946416
kapernick carries a lower price with lower risk and higher yield

>>74946416
Honestly, why do companies keep giving morons like him and skip shows?

>>74946416
He would be a better pick-up. Kapernick has had more success with the 9ers than Romo with the Cowboys.

>>74946440

Because people repost and talk about that dumbass shit

>>74946387
he dindu nuttin

>>74946431

true. he would be cheap, has shown promise in the past, still relatively young, shown he can play pretty well in big games. but he needs to refine his mechanics (throwing motion is shit, even to the casual observer) and his ability to read a field

>>74946456

not really, Kaep's 49er success was mostly because of the defense. His meme runs were pretty helpful (see: packers game) but if you wanna give a QB credit for team success the QB better actually be carrying the team, or close to it. Friendly reminder Kaep had it at the goal line and couldn't throw a fucking TD For shit (the ravens said they realized he only would throw to his right cause he sucks and once they realized that shut him the fuck down)


Romo is a far better passer and QB when healthy, problem is he's like 37 and made of glass. If you are a team that just needs a QB to win (Broncos, Texans), than romo would be a good fit for a year, maybe 2. If you're a shit team like the Browns you're better suited to sign Kaep as a meme backup and try to improve his fundamentals, maybe he can be okay again someday.

Its fucking different situations though, Romo has had a better career but has little time left whereas Kaep has shown potential but needs a lot of refinement

>>74946387

Under the rules that year it was a legal hit

There are retards in here that think that clown keaperdink hasn't been completely exposed as a one read meme option read QB. His skills are worthless today not even backup qb material

>>74946541

the bar for a backup QB is really fucking low dude, most teams have absolute meme backups. with the exception of Jimmy Garapollo i can't think of a single backup QB in the league anyone gives half of a fuck about (don't say mike glennon either)

Brett Hundley
>>74946571

>>74946416
Does anyone actually feel bad for Kaepernick? He did this shit to himself.

>>74946595

literally who? sorry dude nobody is seeking out his services at all, there are no sought after backups besides jimmy G

>>74946571
Nick Foles has shown he can win in the league
He just can't carry a team, a la the Rams

https://youtu.be/50ugLvQbpRk

>banning one of the most exciting plays for no fucking reason
Why does the NFL hate fun?

>>74946681

it sucks, but i can understand it. the best strategy to block it is to go right over the center, cause he has his head down. imagine if the center snapped it, and tried to stand up to block the jumper, then the jumper got flipped and fucked up his neck

it doesnt really happen that often anyway so its not like we are missing a key element

im a pats fan and fucking shea mclellin blocked one this year but timing the snap perfectly, it was a great play but if a scrub dick like him can do it its really not all that special desu

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How long until he Josh Gordon's himself again?

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Romo is going to Houston.

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>>74941686
Tfw finally drafted a clutch black receiver with hands

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>>74941686
>>74941742

What about Will Fuller? Sure he tailed off towards the end of the year, but he started out great and got banged up. Also Osweiler's struggles affected him a lot.

Tajae Sharpe: 41 catches for 522 yards, 12.7 YPC 2 TD
Malcolm Mitchell: 32 catches for 431 yards, 12.5 YPC 4 TD
Tyler Boyd: 54 catches for 603 yards, 11.2 YPC 1 TD
Will Fuller: 47 catches for 635 yards, 13.5 YPC 2 TD plus a punt return TD

>>74941686

>tfw michael thomas will get traded in a year because the saints keep trading their main weapons
>tfw sheppard is gonna get cucked into obscurity by the combined faggotry of OBJ and brandon marshall
>tfw reeky hill is a speed daemon but his success will be short lived (screencap this poast)
>tfw moneymitch is actually a good black WR on patriots
>tfw tajae sharpe went to my (sports-wise, at least) meme college and is not a boss nigga in the NFL

As long as Jerry Jones is in power, the NFL will never be good again.

He must be stopped.

>>74946152

Ever heard of James White? you know, the guy that scored an NFL record 20 points in the most recent superbowl?

>>74945009
Panthers aren't taking Cook, now that his rap sheet is out there

probably take Barnett if Fournette/Adams/Hooker aren't available

>>74946627
>be octadroon orphan
>raised by a loving rich white foster family
>attending free mid-major college
>drafted by historic franchise
>given starting opportunity by coaching genius/autistic savant Harbaugh
>go to owl
>choke
>team implodes
>3 years later decide best way to be relevant again is to kneel for muh black people
no, hopefully he gets the boot and winds up as a 3rd stringer or in the CFL

>>74946976
Completely agree.

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FRANCHISE QB WHEN

;_;

>>74946991
Never

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>>74946991

Na fuck that shit, just draft an entire franchise defense until people cant outscore the defense

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>Chase Daniel leaves the Eagles supposedly because he wants to compete for a starting job
>goes to one of the few teams in the league he has no chance at sniffing the starting job with

lol

If he manages to get reinstated, where does Josh Gordon end up?

>>74946991
See >>74946788

Romo isn't going to retire, Bill O'Brein has already said he wants Romo, and Bob McNair and Jerry Jones are just in a lock on how to proceed. Jerry wants something, McNair is holding out for the release or cut.

Jason La Canfora said it best
>Also, as a PSA: Don’t get caught up in any of the faux drama being floated about Romo vs. Prescott Jerry vs Romo or any such nonsense. It’s a business, and Romo knows as much, and this is an ownership decision. He has many, many friends for life in that Cowboys locker room and frankly he has been vacationing and out of town with his family for much of the month. If that makes him "distant" or whatever, so be it, I suppose.

Romo wants to go to Houston. Jerry wants Romo to go to Houston but for something. McNair wants Romo to come to Houston for free. O'Brien just wants Romo.

>>74946991
tank and draft Baker Mayfield next year

>>74947048
hopefully his contract with saints is enough to trigger whatever contingency he had with the eagles to lower his eagles dead cap hit

>>74947071

The problem isn't giving up a pick

The problem is a 25 mil cap hit that Dallas would have to take. And if you don't release him, he'll let it hit because its like 15 mil to sit the bench. Then 20 the next year, then 20 more the year after.

>>74947097
Romo can adjust his contract to get released.

>>74947191

Why?
His shits backloaded as fuck.

The big contract is the biggest leverage in getting released

He has like 45 mil gtd he isn't paid yet.

Honestly Jerry should be sending Houston a pick to get rid of Romo. They HAVE to get rid of him.

Is D'onta Foreman going to be a steal in the draft?

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The Eagles are going to have a nice draft!

>>74947299
fuck off /pol/ you faggots ruined Momiji

>>74947334
what the fuck is momiji you fucking anime nerd

>>74947272
his pro day really impressed me, he ran a similar 40 to mike williams. i think he's the second or third best power back in the draft

>@Tim_McManus
>Lurie was asked whether he'd consider bringing Kelly green back full time. Said he wants a trial run first via alternate jerseys.

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>>74947272
Raiders will be drafting him in the 3rd just a heads up

>>74947364
his 3 cone drill was 7 flat and 33 inch vert. insane considering how big he is

>>74947257
restructuring happens all the time before trades

>Honestly Jerry should be sending Houston a pick to get rid of Romo.
Houston should have just tossed Dallas a 3rd round once they released Brock.

>They HAVE to get rid of him.
No they don't.

>>74943845
I read they withdrew it because it wasn't gonna pass. I hope they won't try it with the current helmets, that would just be disrespectful.
Lurie said he's accepted it won't happen this year but he'll try again next offseason.
>>74947415
He knows damn well it ain't coming back full time. Has something like that ever happened in the NFL before?

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>>74947344
The character that /pol/ ruined

And Momiji is from a game not an anime retard

>>74947591
>Has something like that ever happened in the NFL before

go to new colors then back to old ones? idk if that specifically has happened but people change colors all the time, same thing.

>>74947599
i bet you're a faggot that goes to the discord

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>>74947599
Would someone be this upset over a simple awoo?

>>74947539

>20 mil dead cap if he's released

Yeah they don't have to release them, releasing is just their best option.

Dallass should be sending a second to cover Brocks trade and to eat that stupidly giant contract.

>>74947744
Dallas shouldn't have to send anything over to Houston. Either give up a pick or risk Denver signing him if/when he is cut

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>>74947814

I have no fear of that.

Unless Denver picks him up on waivers and takes a 25 mil cap hit each of the next 3 years he is Houstons.

Also Denver wont pick him up on that. All his gtd is backloaded.

The Cowboys have zero fuckign leverage on Houston LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>74947814
>>74947837
denver is out on romo, elway has made that pretty clear. not to mention that houston would have the advantage in signing him anyway because they have like twice the cap space

>>74947837
calm down kid Im already banking on Romo going to Houston. I'm also banking that Houston is going to be the one that caves in first.

dak = peyton manning
wentz = brady

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>>74948042
Correct

>>74947996
calm down kid Im already banking on Romo going to Houston. I'm also banking that Dallas is going to be the one that caves in first.

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>>74948071
i mean neither of those players are anything like each other

>>74948042
Dak = already compared to Brady by various media outlets

Wentz = can barely get past his first read and can't throw more than 5 yards

>>74948089
>Dak = already compared to Brady by various media outlets
Yea we get it, the MSM slurps cuckboi semen

>>74948117
>responding to Tiki seriously
do you also write angry comments on Skip Bayless videos on Youtube?

Christian Hackenberg and Paxton Lynch might end up with better careers than Wentz

Dak will definitely be a better NFL QB than Wentz though.

>>74948208
here's that (You) you're working for so tirelessly

>>74948127
>not taking time to remind SKEEYUP what a piece of shit he is

>>74948218
Dak > Wentz though

no debating even phillyfags were in agreement about that last season

>>74948264
you got the (You), why are you doubling down? i already respected your ability to shitpost

I'm a better shitposter than tiki

>>74948300
i feel like you're a little too obvious. tiki straddles the line between "delusional cowboys retard" and "master baiter"

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>>74948310

That's bullshit, I'm basically punished because my fan base isn't made up of retarded faggots who cling to championshits they were never alive for.

Reminder everyone laughed aand greentexted when I said Cowboys would have a Top 10 offense and defense last year. Their delusions were shattered so hard by my Redpills that they were actually saying Cowboys should have kept those mediocre CBs a few weeks ago.

>make a 2 sentence post
>tiki drones on for hours
lmao

>>74948430
The Cowboys defense is average at best and exposed every time they play more than 20 minutes

>>74948499
Yea they over achieved like I said they would thanks to Marinelli. Now with the defense being the main focus this draft, all they need is 1 play maker in the secondary to become a legit top 10

>>74948524
>1 play maker in the secondary
more fresh boypussy for aaron rodgers to to roast

>>74948524
Cowpies won't even win their division next year. Dak will be exposed as the Zeke baby he is and the defense will stay as mediocre as it was. There is not a player that will fall to Dallas in this draft that can fix them defensively

>>74948524
How many starters are you planning on replacing in the draft?

>>74948555
>Anthony Brown was a steal of the draft at 6th and is starter material
>Scandrick 100% as opposed to 70% last year
>nolan carrol nickel depth
>All the Cowboys Secondary needs is 1 play maker at CB and a decent safety and they are all set

1 CB will make the Cowboys secondary better than last year though

>>74948565
Gonna be between Giants and Dallas for the division. Both get double digit wins though

>>74948089
Media outlets?

Fuck that. Brady's first QB trainer/coach already said Dak's almost exactly the same as him personality and throwing motion wise.

>>74945956
Why would the Patriots trade for Sherman? Trading assets for a player with a large contract and attitude is the exact opposite of what the Patriots do.

>>74944864
Pretty much this. If it was Vick in his prime playing there's no way in hell they'd blow that lead.

>>74948607
I'm a Giants fan who's pretty well convinced that they'll win the super bowl next year but I wouldn't be so sure about double digit wins. Last year's schedule was a cake walk for the NFCE and this year's will be much more difficult.

>>74948616
Huh, turns out all it takes to be a QB is to have the right personality and a good throwing motion.
Who knew?!

>>74948666
You want to be a smart ass but obviously there was more to it.

http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap3000000749324/article/tom-bradydak-prescott-comparison-a-former-trainer-weighs-in

>>74948603
1st CB
2nd DE
3rd S

bam

>>74948603
like 5 starters
tiki thinks they can land 5 all pro future hall of famers in one draft that all play so good their rookie year that the cowboys can finally win a playoff game against a team that isn't the lions

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just heard the recent 30 minute interview with jeffrey lurie, the 1 hour dougiep one right now

key takeaways
he implied that eagles wont be trading back to fill need at a good spot, aka no trade back for mccaffrey which would be the most applicable situation
he implied that he leans towards bpa which makes me scared that we might actually somehow take another fucking defensive lineman/edge
he implied that 40 time doesn't matter which points to john ross, because certain players run faster or slower with the pads on, bigger guys with bigger leg muscles experience less of a drop off with pads on
he also said that the eagles hc oc and qb coach put carson wentz through the ringer before drafting him and they grilled him a shit ton, they all were astounded on his character, they said it reminds them of someone, didn't say who
only ones i could find that these coaches have in common are peyton manning and brett farve

>>74941671
Treadwell

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In a crossroads here.

I think our defense will be just about the same, maybe a little bit worse if we don't get the people we want in the draft.
But our offense will improve as Dak has been training all off season and will know more of the playbook, get better throwing o Dez.

So it seems like the team won't really change or improve, just stay the same.

I'm hoping for Irving, Tapper, Collins, whoever we draft 1st and 2nd round, and Jaylon to have a breakout season.

>>74948712
>like 5 starters
>tiki thinks they can land 5 all pro future hall of famers in one draft
The players that left were mediocre players who were asking too much for what they were worth. There was already a rookie who showed more upside than Carr or Claiborne and Jeff Heath who is at least comparable to Wilcox. No, I don't think the Cowboys can land 5 pro bowl palyers in 1 draft. all they need to do is draft 3 players into the secondary that are better than mediocre and they would be a better defense. Thats what you guys can't seem to understand.

Real talk: is Dalvin Cook any good?

>>74948799
>runningbacks

Who cares they're irrelevant in the big picture.

>>74948793
>our
>we
I get it Tony you're feeling beat up but there's no reason to be so sad

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>>74948756
>they said it reminds them of someone, didn't say who

>>74948797
What happens if losing two of the six starting OL hampers the Cowboy's ability to run?

>>74948820

>irrelevant

>Seahawks have to run a yard to win the Super Bowl
>Run a pick play instead that gets intercepted
>lose

>Panthers' RB hurts his foot and leaves the game in Super Bowl
>Offense completely falls apart because it relied on run game
>Lose

>Falcons need to run ball three times and kick field goal to win Super Bowl
>Take sack, holding penalty, and incompletion instead
>Lose

If anything RBs have become completely undervalued in the last 20 years.

>>74948756

the eagles at best will go 6-10

>>74948830
La'el Collins was already planned on being a starter, and Byron Bell is at least comparable to doug free. Not sure what's bad about that.

>>74948847
You'd be surprised by how many people here didn't know Collins was going to be the starter.

Collins is a fucking beast in run blocking.


http://www.sbnation.com/2015/11/1/9655748/lael-collins-block-pancake-cowboys-seahawks-video-gif

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=krx1eDMimsY

Collins was the guy that made Myles Garrett his bitch right?

>>74948904

>tfw Ereck Flowers is a good run blocker but is JUST in pass protection

I don't get it. How can a LT be good at one thing but not the single most important part of his job?

>>74949037
Because Jerry Reese is a god damn suborn idiot who refuses to accept that he's wrong.

Why the fuck do you people unironically want Romo?

He's made of glass, he'll get injured like two games into the season.

Looking up La'el Collins, this is some retarded ass shit.

Was going to be a first round pick, but just because the police talked to him about a murder that happened to a women he once had a relationship with, he went undrafted.

Like what a bunch of retardation. Wasn't a suspect, just talked to the police like a good citizen should whenever you can possibly help with a murder case, and teams ran away from him.

The NFL is fucking retarded.

>>74949095
yeah but he will win those 2 games....unlike some teams in the AFCN

>>74949154

It was the season after the Ray Rice witchhunt which may have contributed to him falling to I think the 4th round.

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Hey guys. Has any Dallas Cowboy committed any felonies today?

>>74949154
Ray Rice has every team in the league shook.

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>>74941637
>alternate
>Thursday nights
WE WANT THEM BACK AS HOME KIT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>74949301
>kit

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>>74941637

>>74949308
yes, kit

not just the jersey, but everything that goes along with the Kelly Greens

>>74949319
>kit

>>74949319
We in America use the term uniform.

Kit is a British term used often in soccer threads.

>kit

>kit

>tik

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>>74949301

Honestly, the first iteration of the Midnight Greens were fine.

It wasn't until you started adding meme black trim to them that it got to be a shitty uniform. And for God's sake, get rid of the all blacks. Stop trying to be the Raiders.

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How you guys holding up in the off season?

Done anything cool?

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hmm

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>>74949531
>4 teams with a history of shit drafting are interested in McCaffrey

>>74949531
>Eagles getting a manlet meme white RB

Please do so

>>74949531
I told you guys yesterday the Eagles are 100% taking Christian McCaffrey

>>74949154
He went undrafted because he said he'd hold out the whole season if he wasn't picked early.

>>74949620
>100%
The eagles have literally hosted private workouts for most of this draft class
Whomever we take, we will have tons of research on
The eagles really can't miss on this one because there is so much possible corners and rbs to take

>>74949631
So why didn't they pick early? He's a 1st round talent, you don't fuck him over because he talked to the police.

>>74949550
neither the 49ers or the broncos have "a history of shit drafting", and the people drafting for the eagles and colts this year are different than in previous years.

i'm not sold on mccaffrey or anything, but this criticism doesn't even make any sense.

>>74949642
So? All teams have private workouts every year.

At this point, the Eagles have pretty much embraced their role as a meme team, and whats more meme than a white running back.

McCaffrey to the Eagles, trust me.

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>>74949631
>>74949631
So then he played when he went undrafted...

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>>74949531
Oh man, imagine McCaffrey and Sproles in the same fucking backfield.

>>74949665
>the 9er's don't have a history of shit drafting
retard alert

>>74949722
Yeah because he was a FA and could chose where to play now.

What jerseys would you like to see for Color Rush next year?

I'll take

>80's Giants (Home)
>Dome Patrol-era Saints
>Steve Largent-era Seahawks
>Thunder & Lightning-era Jaguars
>Creamsicle Bucs

>>74949725
mccaffrey would actually be a great sproles replacement down the line as well, considering his value in the passing game and on special teams.
>>74949729
they quite literally do not. 2015 was a bad year, but their draft classes from 2013 to 2010 built their championship contender, and they got their starting RB and chris borland in 2014. "history" implies they've been shit for a while, which isn't true at all.

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>>74945956
teams are going to have a retarded amount of capspace when sherman gets to the end of his contract and the seahawks will not give boatloads of money to a 30 year old corner when the time comes

so if a team offered decent picks in this draft that is so fucking full of defensive talent I wouldn't see a problem with him being traded
>but sherman is the only elite corner on the team

deshawn shead was an UDFA and did an amazing job at CB2, I completely trust the coaching staff when it comes to developing talent at CB.

>>74949749
2009 AFL away Raiders
60s chorgers
80s iggles
80s Giants
90s Falcons
80s 49ers

>>74949813
related to that, what the fuck happened to jeremy lane last year? i always thought he was a pretty good slot corner but he was just garbage whenever i saw him in 2016.

>>74949813
Yeah the Seahawks basically specialize in developing defensive backs at this point. It's like the Cowboys with offensive linemen and and the Patriots with linebackers. You can trust those teams to make whatever choice at those positions and have it turn out all right.

>>74949722
Gib Webb

>>74949852
I don't think he got back to 100% after recovering from his SB49 injuries

>>74946233

>all playoff teams
>offensive line might be important

what did I mean by this?

>>74946233
>using sacks as a measure of how good an o-line is
no one watching the Giants last year could try and make the argument that their line was top 5 in the league. eli is just good at avoiding sacks

>>74948627

Belichick really likes Sherman.

>>74949095
literally who is your QB?

>>74947599
You could just say 2hu, weeb

>>74949994
Cody "calling my arm a limp noodle is an insult to limp noodles" Kessler

>http://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/18782958/michael-floyd-leave-arizona-motion-filed
>literally got a ring for sitting on his ass
>the city of new england

Dubs and Michael Irvin is going to prison

>>74950126
Roll

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>>74950126

>Sapp gets fired from NFLN two years ago
>Now Irvin might

U KNOW IT

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>>74950126
Check it Anon

>>74950126
How many NFL network employees end up getting arrested Lel. Reminder they hired Darren sharper and warren sap.

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>>74946256
>>74946262
>>74949937
>5th best o line in league at sacks
>9th best o line in league at hits
>Qb averages 36 FUCKING ATTEMPTS per game
>5th best rushing offense in the country
>shitty O line
Oh look, it's a bunch of fucking retards that don't even watch football but are commenting on it. I'm shocked. I mean, I think I'm going to have a heart attack and literally die from the surprise of being surrounded by imbeciles in /sp/.

>>74950126
Digits and he goes to the Ravens

>>74950126

>tfw Michael Irvin is the one Cowboy I don't hate even though he's a degenerate and always has been

I don't get it.

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>>74950074
he got a ring for this

I watched game 6 of the NBA finals with Michael Irvin, I've never seen a more intense human being in my life. The dude wanted to fight the TV everytime LeBron missed a layup

Sheeeeeit

>>74950126
He didn't do it.

This is just a money grab from a instagram whore.

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Pls come to San Antonio Carr

>>74950308
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>74950278
coke will do that to you

>>74950308
Why not just move to San Antonio all together.

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>>74949301
One step at a time, anon. The alternates would be like a test run. If they were received well enough, they'd make the effort.

>>74949409
Black was in the color scheme since 1996.

Though I will say RIP dank sleeve stripe

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>>74950255
>>74950299
Irvin confirmed fucked. The digits have spoken, take him away bailiff

>>74950342
From what I heard, Jerruh Jones doesn't want another team in Texas. He already hates the Houston Texans enough just for existing.

>>74950342

The reason I'm more okay with the Raiders moving than the Chargers moving is because I feel like the Raiders are just a traveling circus act. It feels more like "The Oakland Raiders are coming to Las Vegas!" than "The Raiders are leaving Oakland".

Also, at least Mark Davis is attempting goodwill with the Oakland fans as opposed to Spanos who twisted the knife inside San Diego.

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>>74950441
i'm probably in the minority on this, but i don't want the kelly greens as a full time uni. they're fucking gorgeous, but i feel like their greatness would be diluted if we wore em all the time; not to mention that i think the midnight greens are actually pretty good.

if they started wearing them as an alternate a couple times a season like the chargers do with the powder blues, that would be amazing.

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>>74950494
I like the current Nike unis over the metallic reebok ones desu. But the problem with your situation is the current helmet rules. If those don't change, the only real options are Kelly Green primaries, or none at all.

Though I guess they could go back to the old white helmets

>>74950454
You suck

>>74950494
I went to philly today and on the radio they had the eagles owner state of the eagles or whatever. What's with him and the word optionality.

>>74950558
He just had a press conference, and Optionality was his buzzword of the year