CONMEBOL Qualifiers: Aftermath

AGAINST ALL ODDS

Holy fuck, Perú still has a chance. Argentina is on suicidal watch. Ecuador can eat shit desu,

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>>74940827
qt peruANOS will always try their best?

>5th place plays NZ in the playoff

Messi will literally be CONTAINED by Durante

>>74940858
Or Tahiti.

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who /repechaje/ here?

>>74940858

>3 more games without messi

argentina is not going to the world cup unless FIFA overturn that ban

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Last 4 games on the qualifier

What the fuck happened with Uruguay?

They did get a tough sequence of matches but this far from a favorable run.

Shit is starting to get risky for them desu..

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>mfw Perú goes into an amazing run and cucks Argentina and Ecuador out of the race and gets the play-off place.

>>74940888

the only ones who can overturn that are the TAS. And in the best case they will halve the ban. So most probably he wont play against Uruguay.

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>argentina will not qualify to the next world cup
>messi will retire without winning world cup

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>>74940899
>August 28
Not long now!

>>74940827

True, they need to beat the shit out of Bolivia, and they will be 1 point away from the 5th place, Argentina is going to lose to Uruguay.

Brazil will stomp Ecuador.
Chile will kill Paraguay
Colombia will beat Venezuela.

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>>74940899
>Venezuela - Colombia
>Perú - Bolivia
>Uruguay - Argentina

>>74940899
>august

JUST!

>>74940877
We on suicide watch yet?

>>74940903
Its the uruguay way. Apparently we need to suffer to get shit done.

Also dont forget we're getting fucked by messiless argentina in the next match, so repechaje is sounding good now desu

>>74940899
Fecha 16 la mejor

>>74940899
>5 months

>>74940960
we have to play against Bolivia at home and Venezuela away. We won't end fifth

>>74940877
>be me 4 years ago(15)
>Peru and Uruguay tied up on 6th place
>Peru-Uruguay on Lima with only 4 more matches left
>decides to go because in 16 years we were closer than ever to reach the repechaje
>uruguay was in a shit streak
>Suarez dives as always
>1-2
>cries as a little girl
>4 years later
>goes again because why not
>country went shit due to floods and it was our only break from the disaster
>we won
WE WON.
MOTHERFUCKER WE WON.
There are people chanting in the street right now and some fireworks have been throw.
Today was a good day.

>>74940903
>risky

Everyone non retarded knows that Brazil, Argentina, Colombia, Chile and Uruguay are going. Uruguay has literally 2 free matches, 1 where they will need to run a little and the other one is on Argentina I guess.

>>74940903
>What the fuck happened with Uruguay?
The players messed with Paco.

Didn't watch the game, did Cuev4 play today?

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>>74940899

>>74940984
Good for you Peru, you guys played well. Its a good time to be happy. Enjoy getting 6th again tho

>>74941005
Are you from Tacna and crossed the border to leech some wifi?

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doesn't CONMEBOL translate to "with my ball"?

>>74941001
Injured at min 40. Replaced with Hurtado, who participated on the second peruvian goal. Cueva was acclaimed when he left and people chanted his name

>>74941005
Brasil is gonna put at least 3 on us.

>>74941005
>argentina winning
hmm

>>74940899

I'm afraid that we will choke the next two games

>>74940974
Colombia 1-2 Brasil
Paraguay 0-0 Uruguay
Argentina 1-0 Venezuela
Ecuador 1-1 Perú
Bolivia 0-2 Chile

Screencap this. I don't give a fuck. Brasil will keep raping everyone. Perú will make a surprise run.

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>>74941014
>this level of butthurt

fucking kek m8

>>74941001
he dead bro

>>74941023
no

>>74941039
How is it butthurt when I told the truth? If you think Peru is going to Russia, I dont know what to tell you lol

>>74940811
Peru's flag looks like ours in the thumbnail

BROTHER

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>>74941061
No. Never.

>>74941056
lmao enjoy you repechaje

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>>74941024
>>74941041
>injured on the eve of Paulistão finals

>>74941014
>you guys played well.
That's the most worrisome thing I got from this match. Peru played like shit, and we still lost.
With Suarez and Cavani playing, literally no excuses to lose.
And we did.

>>74941069
Don't deny your inner leaf, BROTHER

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>>74941061

>>74941020
no, I just think that peru will try his best

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>>74941061

>>74941071
>71
I will, as usual. Thank you for caring tho

>>74941081
>Peru played like shit
that's not true though. During the second half they were really organised and played pretty well

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>>74941061
Shut up

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>>74940899
>Peru - Bolivia 3pts
>Peru - Ecuador 1pt
>Peru - Argentina 3pts
>Peru - Colombia 3pts
Can we do it bros?

>>74941005
I can see this happening but that Argentina 4 Venezuela 0 is clearly bullshit. Maybe 1-0 with another refball. The final match will have Messi so it's obvious they will win. They better have to. rekting ecuador would make Peru 5th considering Chile is going against Brasil on the final round.

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>>74940854
I hope so all I want to see is Argentina getting kicked out.

>>74940899
>Against Venezuela Away
>Against Brazil at home
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LYdCzs5uPrI&t=1m04s

>>74941114
JAAJAAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA

>>74941105
>they were really organized
You know well enough that this is just an euphemism for parked the bus and waited for a counter.

>>74941102
>1-4
lmao. I guess your ass is still hurting. dont be mad tho, you'll qualify. against new zealand.

>>74941061
>A fuckin leaf

POSTEEN PELADAS MAESTROS

>>74941081
>Peru played like shit
They didnt tho, as a team they actually played pretty good. Luckily their players are sporting crystal tier and cant finish for shit or it wouldve been much worse. Our problem is clear, we cant have possesion even against Peru...

>>74941141
>peru parked the bus

you did watch the game, right? they had like 4 clear chances

no need to lie m8

>>74941031
>implying they will not beat Venezuela

if such aberration happens my man they may as well collectively kill themselves by eating pitch grass

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I'm so totally drunk right now

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>>74940877
>>74940928
>>74940984

>>74941141
that was just at the very end (last 10 minutes), the rest of the second half, peruvians were dominating

Poor New Zealand desu. Wouldve gotten Panama but for horrible luck, now they get 5th CONMEBOL. Kiwis :(

>tfw could be actually fighting for the spot if we didn't shit the bed against Venezuela long long ago

>>74941105
>>74941148
>>74941154

This. Peru was smart enough to exploit Godin's failures and saw that every shoot on Muslera's corner were dangerous. Last 20 minutes, they got rushed by pressure, since its Peru. That always happens.

>>74941165
Meanwhile CONCACAF 4th could actually possibly face South Korea or Australia.

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>>74941056
Papa bless bro, last time they went was like before Jesus died

>>74941031

It is almost impossible to lose to Venezuela. Their players were starving in the games.

>Godin
>best defender in the world

When this meme will die?

>>74941182
>Last 20 minutes, they got rushed by pressure, since its Peru. That always happens.

Its not just Peru. Its le garra charrua way were we forget how to play for 80 minutes and try to bully our way in in the last moment.

>>74941112
>a fucking lhama

>>74941223
One hour ago.

Wait, Argies usually say it's Messi's fault their team is shit, why do they almost always lose when he isn't playing then?

>>74941192
Brazil bringing the bantz , too bad poorzuelans aren't around here to respond to that cause they don't even have internet nowadays

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>>74941147

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>>74941223

he's really solid dude

>>74941256
>This is a solid 8/10 in peru

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>>74940952
can we merge neymar-suarez-messi into a un uber soccer monster?
A little luck was missing. Los goles de pedo.
Gonna fuck my gf to cheer up. See you lads.

>>74941252
argies are mad that Messi is the only truly white player in their team

a typical argentinian player is Lavezzi, they should be forced to play him every match

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>>74940899
mis predicciones

>>74941005
>>74941306
why are you putting 4 wins to us I have no idea. We are qualified already so we'll definitely drop points

>>74941306
>we come to the last match already qualified
>cuck argies like they cucked us helping urgay
please kek, make it happen

I hate fucking hate Peru desu

>>74941306

it's tough cause you depend on Argentina fucking up all those games, so Idk

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>>74941349
kys then. peru are the qtest.

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>>74941277
Nah, we know what girls are good looking and we have better. We just don't have many of them.

Finding average looking girls in Chile looks to be easier for what I've seen in instagram. Also what the fuck is the deal with names like Javiera or Ignacia in your country?

>>74941306
What page senpai

>>74941353
yeah but it's pretty possible specially against Uruguay and Ecuador
>>74941362
http://elcomercio.pe/deporte-total/seleccion/eliminatorias-rusia-2018-seleccion-peruana-aun-tiene-chances-averigualo-esta-calculadora-noticia-1978563

>>74941306
>us beating argentina and paraguay
Just watch us try our best to get our beloved repechaje

>>74940899
>Colombia Brazil in Barranquilla
time to bring zoonigga back

>>74941306
Argentina isn't going to tie with Venezuela

>>74941361
Por Javiera carrera e Ignacia es solamente popular entre la gente de clase media y alta

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>>74941306
Mine as well.

>>74941338

Tite won't allow that. Also, the lads are having lots of good ol fun playing and they probably want to show some work after the last WC, plus, playing without pressure sure helps a lot

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Argentina, ese puesto es nuestro. Correte pa rriba o pa bajo (mejor pa'rriba asi arreglamos el ultimo partido.
Brasil va porque neymar chupa pija sin mirar.
Argentina esta en dificultadaes porque el aspergie olvidó las pastillas y FIFA, llena de gente honesta como es...actuo de oficio.
El que está en duda e Urguay que siempre es ruleta.. por eso son divertidos los partidos.
QUIERO ALEMANIA - BRAZIL ... fina ll ..fatlity
(uruguay 3ero o 4to)
pro tip--- los cogen de nuevo

>>74941443
Peru(gay)

>>74941386
Come on. They lost to fucking Bolivia.

Ecuador and Bolivia can still qualify. Let's cast some MEME MAGIC!

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>>74941451
Less burguers ,,, more ... errr.... nothing...snall dicks an't be compesnated
exvept for sermiautomatic weapons, easy tu fir eve to a a 11 year old in congo.
Donald Trump! Democracy works!!!!!

>>74941476
>Bolivia
No, my fellow Putin.

>>74941403
Tite already said that he will put the subs to play, so...

>>74941403
>>74941524
It's not like we won't win those points even with the sub team.

WE ARE UNSTOPPABLE.

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>>74941306

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>>74941535
we will drop points m8. just face it.

>>74940811
>no relegation to concacaf

Bueno, nos vemos en 5 meses, o en /copalib/ y /copasud/

>>74941552
adios peruANO

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>>74941112

>>74941546
>Implying Based Tite wouldn't try to keep his 9-win streak.
He may draw, but certainly won't lose.

>>74941306
>>74941399
Estan recontra locos si creen que Peru le va a empatar, o peor aun, ganar a Argentina de visitante.

>>74941583
con la meme magic todo puede suceder peruANO

>>74941583
>losing against the guys that got anally devastated by Brolivia
Dude...

>>74941583
Ya le hemos empatado a Argentina varias veces, CON MESSI. Es plausible. Ya no es el cuco de hace 10 años, ni Perú la cenicienta de sudamerica. Está bien parejo.

If peru qualify to the WC 2018 i'll vocaroo myself singing Delfin Quishpe's "Israel" song and post it here.

>>74941604
>>74941711
>>74941772
I'm rooting for you, bros. Based Guerrero deserve to play at least one World Cup before he retires.

>>74941604
in LA PAZ

>>74941711
si ecuador no va ustedes tampoco >:(

>>74941005
Bolivia is going to get us rekt.

>>74941403
He'll now test people to calibrate the ideal squad for 2018. I believe that we'll lose a few points.

RIP argentina

>>74940811

>venezuela has scored more goals than argentina

jesus christ i did not expect that

>>74940899
can brasil just lose all games now to fuck argentina? we will forget 7-1

>>74943541
YES

>>74943541
All but Chile (pendent things)

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>>74943831
Wat? Pendent things with Chile? We don't have pendent things with Chile

Tá em crise? Chama o Chile!

>This isn't even my final form

You must not forget that Br didn't had babby Jesus as cf these two fixtures

>>74943867
0-0 in WC
0-2 in WCQ

>>74943998
And who cares exactly? Its Chilel, no one gives a fuck, esp we hues

>>74943998
>WC
We almost won, but that fucking goalpost in the last minute...

>WCQ 2018
You didn't have Nerman. That doesn't count.
If we are qualified by this match, it should be a fun one.

Brazil.
Chile.
Colombia.
Uruguay.
Argentina.

>>74942090
Iban primeros con puntaje perfecto y la cagaron. Igual nunca pasan de fase de grupos.

I fucking love you guys, the best WCQ is South American.

>>74945108
This.

Let's go, Peru.

Argentina looks like they're in a dangerous spot right now tbf

JUST

>>74944584
Brazil
Uruguay
Colombia
Argentina
Peru.

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>Brazil
>Colombia
>Uruguay
>Chile
>Peru

I will cheer for Peru. i hope he's trying his best.

Any team from 2nd to 6th could be shuffled around.

I'd sacrifice Colombia and Argentina for Peru.

>>74947078
Colombia is almost safe by now, considering their fixture. And considering Peru's fixture, we need Argentina to beat Ecuador in the final round so we can both advance -and leave Chile out, thing that everybody in south america wants so bad.

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>>74940899
>Argentina x Uruguay

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>>74940811

>>74947130
lel.

>>74941378
The best way to beat Brazil is to beat the shit out of Neymar. He's gotten better, but he still turns to shit when he gets mad.

>>74948654
DELET THIS NOW!

>>74944584
Brazil
Colombia
Argentina
Chile
Uruguay

>>74948664
It's true. The Nerman holds too much power up front. We know how that goes (Argentina, Uruguay...)

I'm rooting for you (except against Colombia).