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lundshit edition
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The New York Rangers are the best team in the league this year and will hoist Lord Stanley.
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>kongs
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>Hongcouver
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Love you guys. Go pongs.
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Is he a Tsar if he has a ring?
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>rags
>kongs
LGS
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>>74940632
Your team is a blight on my city. Get relocated.
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>>74940632
>>74940680
When did Kings get fans?
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>>74940701
Theyre sharks fans in disguise
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>>74940680
hola amigo!
An exchange student from Mexico? How's Canada so far?
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>>74940714
WRONG! No team in California has fans, only bandwagoners.
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>>74940739
Even the Ducks? With their 3 movie trilogy starring Emilio Estavan?
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>>74940739
>Dat was de joke
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Fuck off Corey and Trevor
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NHL "franchises" that will never win the cup:
Vancouver Canucks
Buffalo Sabres
San Jose Sharks
Ottawa Senators
St. Louis Blues
Florida Panthers
Washington Capitals
Arizona Coyotes
Minnesota Wild
Winnipeg Jets
>laffs
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>rags
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are you ready to apologize yet?
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>>74940750
Smokes let's go
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>>74940758
Leafs already won the cup 13 times you stupid fucking Ameriblubber.
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>>74940785
>pre-expansion cups
Not really
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>>74940778
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>>74940804
If it involves the Stanley cup, it counts. Regardless of era. Suck my 13 cups you stupid bastard.
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>>74940748
Ducks are the only true cali team desu.
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>>74940785
When exactly did that shit heap of a franchise win a cup?
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>>74940843
>before all the teams were made
>before they count
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>>74940843
1967
1964
1963
1962
1951
1949
1948
1947
1945
1942
1932
1922
1918
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>>74940825
Maybe Reddit or HF is more your speed
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>>74940825
>that flag
>this post
Viper kill yourself my man
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Your favourite Original Six franchise, from the most favourite to the least favourite?

>Sharks
>Wings
>Habs
>Leafs
>Hawks
>Bruins
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>>74940758
Las Vegas Golden Knights (10 years later, they'll just be called the Knights)
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>>74940855
Wait... you're telling me that the flagship franchise of the NHL hasn't won the Stanley Cup in 50 years in over half a century? Surely that has to be some sort of clerical error are you sure they haven't won recently, could you double check please?
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>>74940871
Las Vegas will unironically win the cup THIS upcoming season.
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>>74940869
How bad are the sharks to be one of the original six and STILL haven't won a stanley?
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>>74940855
I'm sure you remember them all fondly Pop-Pop
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>>74940883
We haven't won because they CHEATED us. We loyal Canadians deserve a STANLEY CUP WIN.
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>>74940855
>over 50 years
>before the lockout
Doesnt count m8
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>>74940891
They only started trying last year, kiddo.
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>SHORKS CHOKING AGAIN!!!
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The Toronto Maple Leafs are Canada's team. We are a model of success and everyone wants to emulate us. Get out of my way, haters.

ps Sharks are shit.
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NOT AGAIN
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>>74940931
Enjoying your Shorking m8? Kiss my ring go Pens!
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>>74940906
Just keep buying tickets to see your beloved Leafs this is the year
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>>74940949
Stay jealous bitch. This is our year! A good time to start watching hockey and a good team to choose to watch.
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What the fuck was that call on Hayes? What a dive lol
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>>74940965
It's our year!!!!
Here's the parade route
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>>74940825
How many of the six team league cups were you alive for, faggot?
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This is unironically the worst false flagging I've ever seen. Like what is even the point
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>>74941000
Let him do it, it's all he has.
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A POWERPLAY GOAL
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>the absolute state of the San Jose Shorks
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REFPUCK
E
F
P
U
C
K
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Fuck
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>refs
>rags
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>>74940906
I would rather no cup wins in Canada then for the faggot Leafs to win one
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Shorks haven't blown it this bad since last season.
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>>74941008
FUCK GODDAMN WE WERE SO CLOSE! WE ARE GONNA GO FUCKING ONE AND DONE. SHOULD RELEASE BURNS AND JONES AND LET THEM GO TO BETTER HOME. TAKE THORNTON AND MARLEU OUT BACK AND OLD YELLAR THEM
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>>74941029
Good post
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lets demote jt miller to the fifth line rangers :^)
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SHORKS
H
O
R
K
S
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Why is the Shark's goalie so bad?
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>>74941072
Why are you a cum-chugging faggot?
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>>74941072
>>74941072
>Why are the Sharks so bad?
FTFY
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>san poopie sharts
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AYYY PAPA JOHNS
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WHO'S

THAT

POKEMON?
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Does Dubnyk have MS? Playing like shit lately.
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>>74940550
I'm watching the Shorks Broadcast. Is it me, or are those two humps calling the game the fucking worst. I would rather Doc Emrick and Jiggs McDonald calling this game.
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Fuck you guys with your anti-Sharks microagressions. I'll have you know that the Sharks are the best team ever and you guys are seriously making me uncomfortable with the outbursts about us. We are a good team and frankly it's uncalled for.
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Welp
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Flyers are BASED
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>>74940776
I'm sorry you were born in Edmonton and have nothing but the delusional hope of an Oilers cup to ward off suicidal ideation
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>>74941124
At least they're not bruins commentators
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>>74941129
Flyers are ELIMINATED
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fucking Predsniggers shitting the bed and giving Bombston their point lead back
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Edmonton was the worst city I have ever been to. A complete shithole. Would say it's the second worst city in Canada, second being Toronto. Montreal was alright.
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>>74941124
I'm watching the Rangers broadcast and think they are shit. Like almost as bad as the Penguins announcers. Hahn is a fucking legend. Baker is not great.
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>>74941124
>Doc
>bad
Fuck off underage poof
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>>74941167
t. Montreal
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>>74941162
They scored more points than the DEVLELS so the Flyers are ELITER.
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>>74941127
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>>74941180

montréal was a tourist trap

2/10 will only go if I get fired and there's a rangers/canadians playoff game
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newyorkrangers.com/deposits
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>>74941124
Sam Rosen Horrible?

You're a fucking crackhead!
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>>74941205
(((Rosen)))
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Do I eat something or grapple with my crippling alcoholism?
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daily reminder that this happened

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4VV1PrbkK3E&t=247s
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>>74941109
>Kongs
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>>74941198
montreal has tons of strip clubs with hot mcgill girls
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>>74941212

on a tuesday? wow lad, that's some canadian alcoholism right there...
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>>74941212
Make yourself a grilled cheese and onion sandwich. Fry it instead of that microwave shit.
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>>74941212
Keep drinking
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>>74941170
Fuck off?
Underage?

Gary Thorne

/thread/

He needs to come back and stop broadcasting Orioles games.
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>>74941219

It's almost as good as this one
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>blots could've gained points on three (3) teams tonight
>they all won in regulation
m-maybe the ded things will be demoralized
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>>74941212
>animals that grow horns from their heads
>covered in velvet that fucking bleeds if they get scratched
>antlers fall off and regrow in a bloody mess every year
nature was a mistake
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THAT"S A GOAL WTF
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>>74941225
I did say Crippling

>>74941228
Do people actually microwave that shit?

>>74941235
RIP liver
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COOOOOOOBRAAAAAAAA
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>>74941170
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U2W96aCLP_Q&list=PLBF06D2A41377EADB&index=7
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RAGS CHOKING NOW!!!
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>>74941214
More proof that traps are indeed gay
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WHO WILL CHOKE HARDER?!?!?
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WHO'S LAUGHING NOW FAGGOTS
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FUCK YES SHORKS!

>>74941053
Thanks
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>>74941290

under rated post
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BASED
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>rags
>rags
>rags
>rags
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Classic Lundpads with a one goal lead.
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LITERALLY CUM-CHUGGING INCONSOLABLE
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>>74941264
If you think antlers are a mistake you should read more about nature.
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a point is fine too
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Laffs included?
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>>74941336
laffs never have anything to choke away
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Rags have NOT clinched; they could still not get the point ya dinguses
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yay at least we get a point no matter what
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morning.
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>>74941360
Good morning.

The Oilers have made the playoffs.

Jesse could play in a playoff game before Patrick
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>Holden for holding
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>>74941347

???
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Whats the best division?
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LUNDPADS IS THE FUCKING WORST!
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Could I get a Finnish (You) to ensure a good night sleep?
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>rag5
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BURNS
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>>74941380
If you pull the goalie in OT (like the Sharks just did) and you get scored on, you forfeit the loser point.
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>>74941381
afc east
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Burns is back
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>rags
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>rags
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SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR

WE FINALLY DID IT LADS
THE STREAK IS OVER
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Can I get a
>rags
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Hey /hoc/ I do not normally ask this question but I am having an issue. Normally I search Google for basic questions. However I cannot seem to find the last time the Edmonton Oilers made the playoffs. It must have been recently right?
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>>74941416
>rags
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>>74941395

that doesn't make any fucking sense; stop making up shit
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>rags
don't want 2 points
keep the points down and play in the Atlantic lmfao
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>>74941409
STANLEY CUP HERE WE COME
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Whatta you think?
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>>74941420
they have never made the playoffs once in franchise history
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>>74941416
>rags
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>>74941416
>rags
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>pacific is tied down the line
playoffs are going to be tighter than a toddler's twat
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>>74941427
Rangers to ecf then :((
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>>74941416
>rags
>literally inconsolable
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>>74941427
Probably correct. Bruins and laffs might switch and id prefer the meme dream canes make it in over one but again youre probably right.
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>rags
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>>74941427
Sharks - Caps in the Finals
Sharks lose 4-3
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>>74941428
Hmmm quite a feat considering they retired 99

>rags
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>>74941416
you never have to ask, friend

>rags
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>rags
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>>74941427

rematch with shorks in stanley cup >:^(
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>>74941416
>rags
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>rags
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>>74941422
rule 84.2 in the NHL rulebook
(delayed penalties are exempted though)
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>>74941427
I still think the Shorks are going to overtake the Mild.
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>>74941427
Hawks
Wild

Ducks
Sharks

Hawks
Sharks

Hawks

-----------------

Habs
Sens

Caps
Pens

Habs
Caps

Habs


-----------------

Hawks
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>>74941427
>want shorks to go all the way to 8th seed
>they're the only team realistically that can beat the reddithawks in 7 games
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>rags
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>mfw I was babby the last time the wongs didnt make the playoffs
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>>74941468

what a bizarre rule
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>yfw the wings playoffless streak will surpass their playoff streak
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>>74941468
>except if the goalkeeper has been removed at the call of a delayed penalty against the other team.
not quite
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>>74941427
Hawks > Blues
Preds > Wild
Ducks > Flames
Sharks > Oilers

Habs > Rags
Senators > Laffs
Capitals > Bruins
Penguins > Blue Jackets

Preds > Hawks
Ducks > Sharks

Senators > Habs
Penguins > Capitals

Ducks > Preds
Senators > Penguins

Ducks > Senators

NOBODY WILL WATCH THE STANLEY NOW!
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>>74941542
>>74941471
>there are people on /hoc/ who say the Wild aren't going to the WCF
>they want their opinion taken seriously
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>>74941555
Wild will not make it as man baby will encounter his mortal enemy: game 7.
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>yfw the publix memes its way to a cheeky SCF
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>>74941427

jesus christ all these team logos are too edgy

stay classy NHL
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>>74941617
ok
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>>74941617 (You)
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>>74941617
What are the 5 edgiest ones?
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>>74941589
See (you) there disney bro
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>>74940993
Wew lad. Be nice.
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>>74941649
Hawks penguin sharks ducks senator
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>>74941433
Checked
>rags
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>>74941689
you're brian is damaged
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You guys think Tom is ok
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>>74941825
Fuck that faggot Tom

-Michael from Charleston
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Why is no one >wongs posting ?
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>>74941409
The Shorking is finally over
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>detoilet
>blacklivesmatter wings
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Where the fuck did all the ducks fans come from?
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>>74941955
Because no one even cares desu
>>74941979
Anaheim
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>>74941427
Lel the bottom right side is really loaded while on the top only Habs are decent team
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>>74941689
None of those are really "edgy" tho
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>>74941983
What a shitty place

Nashville stronk
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>>74941999
Ay stfu, Anaheim is nice and nashville is too.
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>>74941999
Just for that ima steal your animu
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>Cantpucks tanking this year
Pa-patrick Nolun isn't a bust right? It's not like he's been injured every year since 2011 and can't skate, amirite?
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>>74942026
Get ready for Michael "Bust of the Centruy" Rasmussen
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>>74942026
Hi
Enjoy the game tonight ?
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>>74940577
Except they'll be swept by the Habs in the first round, so that seems unlikely

;)
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>got up extra early because they're about to release the tickets to the two NHL next fall in less than 5 minutes
>just as I'm setting things up and double checking the dates I realize that I'm scheduled to work that exact weekend
>it's the only thrre days I'm scheduled to work the whole damn fall
>tfw I will never get to see an NHL game live
Why even try?..
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>>74940891
It's like they practically didn't even exist until 1991!
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>>74942101
Who releases a schedule 8 months in advance unless you're salaried, even then why the fuck are you scheduled only 3 fucking days in fall. Just call out and geta better job
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>>74942107
It's a part time job in the army. Having the schedule this early makes organising the civilian life much easier. And I like the job.
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Is there ANY reasonable way that the Hawks wont win the Cup this year? These playoffs are going to be memetastic.
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>>74942031
>Rasmussen bust posting before he's even drafted
100% accurate and will happen

>>74942026
>he's been injured every year since 2011 and can't skate
Both of those things are literally true. He's also had a sports hernia and related groin problems that limit his ability to skate and will for the rest of his life
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>>74941999
>>74942020
>>74942038
Yes
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>>74942158
Meme stealer

Anaheim is a bunch of meme stealers

Go make your own content

>>74942119
Yeah but you'd skip out on an NHL game? just call in sick and say you can't find your socks like my buddy did in the military, works every time
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>>74942143
Nashvile beats them and proceeds to lose next round tbhfampai
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>>74942165
>waaaaah the big bad bully painted my painted picture
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>>74942101
You think they will get sold out fast?
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>>74942165
I'll think about it. I want to work that weekend though, and I could do with the extra money.

>>74942179
I have no idea. Don't know how they sold when they were here last time, so I don't have anything to compare to really
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>>74942172
MEME STEALER,

So unoriginal that you can't think of your own ideas, pathetic and typical commiefornians trying to mooch off of superior things

>>74942199
memory you'll have for a lifetime probably or another day at work, you could ask off you know
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Laughing SO HARD at Minnesota Wild
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What is the chance of Devs getting the first draft pick
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>>74942222
Calm down with those repeating digits m8
>>74941999
>>74942226
Still awake i see
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>>74942222
I'll think about it. Either way, thanks for weighing in on it!
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>>74942235
I never sleep, I'm too riled up at my faggot bosses at work they scheduled 3 openers for my when there's 4 people in the department, I have to do all the work for mid and closing, so I don't take my lunch and leave an hour so I don't get overtime. I'm getting off at 10 and they say "anon what are you doing you're here until 11?!" I say "naw I couldn't take a lunch" then that fucking faggot says "whose fault is that?".

I can't sleep with those niggers haunting my mind

>>74942244
It's the best option, don't be like me where I turned down my old bosses tickets to a Preds game for more hours. Little did I realize I'd have to move to florida and can only witness them mudhole stomp the blots or panthers now
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>>74942235
anime gives him the digits, ladlet

submit to anime
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>>74942265
That part was for rawn the Norwegian. But interesting story.
>>74942268
But i already liked anime to start
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>>74942166
no
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>>74942143
they will fizzle out. the state of florida exposed them
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>>74942272
Up all night crushing numbers la.
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>>74942265
A part of me "knows" that going to the game is the right decision. Like you say, there is no way of knowing if there will be a next chance. I'm leaning towards getting tickets. If I later on decide not to go I might be able to sell them.

I hope you like your life in Florida besides the hockey though
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>>74942279
>all this delusion
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good morning
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>>74942288
Crush em into dust m80
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>>74942295
Obliterating all the fucking numbers friendo.
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>>74942268
anime is empowering the preds, I'll slop my favorite hockey players on all my favorite anime if it means the preds winning an extra 1 or 2 games

>>74942292
at the very worst you can sell them for double the price, at the very best you can enjoy a good game of hockey

Florida fucking blows, 85 degree march is not my thing. Cheap cars though, I can buy a 2004 acura rsx type s for like 3000 bucks though.

>>74942294
sup Broland, you won't guess what happened last night, the preds lost because they didn't start juuse again
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>>74942305
Dont forget to scrub your vigina when you shower today, bitchboy.
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>Wongs played three games in three nights

why was that allowed?
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>>74942305
That depends on how well the tickets are sold out. But yeah, I could end up making a buck on it.

>at the very best you can enjoy a good game of hockey
Well, one team is Colorado. Let's not get carried away here

Oh, that sucks. But I understand you. I can't see myself living in a place like that either. I saw that your boss was a shit as well.
But it sounds nice with the cheep cars. Just checked an online site for used cars. There is an acura rsx 2003 imported from the USA with a listing price of $10 000.. We don't have cheep cars
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>post yfw McGaykid wins the Conn Smythe
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>>74942294
GOOD MORNING BINLAND
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>>74942350
The second game was the rescheduled one after Carolina wasn't able to fix their ice a while back. It's pretty shit that Detroit have to pay for their mistake. Would have been pretty mad about it if Detroit had a chance at making the playoffs.
Last night was pretty much a free win for Carolina, it was obvious that the Detroit players were quite tired
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guys
Guys
GUYS

>rags
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>>74942371
>rags
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>>74942351
Avalanche are tanking it, they're not a bad team desu. If they were trying they'd give any NHL team a run for their money if they were trying. Plus if they get Patrick you could see them light up.
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>>74942371
>rags
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>>74942394
2bh their disorganization on the ice is too real looking to look blatantly obvious as tanking.
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>>>/tv/81035337
why is a thread about autism accompanied by a picture of publix
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>>74942394
It was meant as joke. Even Colorado in tank mode is better than any SHL team, so the hockey would be better no matter how shit they are.

Also kind of this --> >>74942402
I have a hard time believing it is all planned. Tanking for a good pick could be a good move. But losing the league withc 20 points up to the next team is bad business.
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>>74942409
autists are stronger together
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Christ the sharts are awful, there's no way they get out of the first round no matter who they play
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>>74942305
>Post my players on my favorite animes
>All that shit taste Ive seen this year
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>>74942423
If they play the coilers they would tbqh. Bunch of kids just happy to get a taste. Sharks in 5.
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>>74942429
Coilers may be inexperienced but they're way too fast for the sharts, sharts are the slowest old man team in the league by far, that's why the pongs ran a train on them last year. Coilers in 6
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Still the Best in the West.
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>>74942402
I've seen Mackinnon, Duchene, andLandeskog play the Preds plenty enough to know those two fuckers are fucking deadly when they're trying. If they can sign a good defenseman this offseason they might be a pretty good team next year

>>74942424
I try making it work also , it's not like I do it with everything, I try making it a play on words also like saros moon or fist of the north saros

>>74942413
It wasn't planned until around december, if you look at how they played earlier to now they're just in fuck it mode. The players who know they're being resigned or have their contracts for the next season aren't trying at this point
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>/hoc/ didn't even exist the last time the wings missed the playoffs
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>>74942435
t. coilers fan
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>>74942465
>this is the first time in my life that I see the red wings miss the playoffs
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>>74942469
Why the fuck would I be a fan of that team? They're like 5000 miles away, I don't give a shit about them at all, the sharts are just heinously bad.
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>>74942455
I still don't think it's all planned. I would rather believe that it's a lack of belif in the team, the organization and in themselves that could make them look like they're not trying
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God morgen gutta
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>>74942465
Time for golf :)

>>74942502
God morgon kamrat
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>>74942498
I used to think the same but NHL is a really weird league where they genuinely will just fucking tank hard as fuck if they really want a prospect. Just look at the dropoff in production from landeskog and duchene. Both are solid 50-60 point guys and they're not even trying to break 40 right now
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>>74942502
Norge :3
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>>74942485
>heinously bad
>currently 9th in league standings
>defending Western conference champs
there's some disconnect here
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>>74942514
It's hard to prove who's right, since we can't know for sure what's going on in their mind. I absolutely get what you're saying, and you could be right, but it just isn't what I believe is going on in their minds.
We could go on like this all day. But since neither of us can prove anything, we might as well agree to disagree.
>>
>Nate Thompson is on a 26 game pointless streak, currently has 0 points this season
>there are goalies with more points in less games than Thompson
That's impressive
>>
dubs and the rangers win the stan lee cup
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>>74942532
That's true, I just won't believe Landeskog or Duchene are just shit, they've always played well against the Preds and have been a thorn for too long to just think it's a bad year
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>>74942559
I don't think they are that bad. I think it has to do with organization failures and a lack of belief in themselves and the team's capabilities
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>Stamk0s
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>>74942545
>rags
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>>74942545
>rags
>>
>slav
>>
>Sven
>>
>Oystein
>>
starting to think this Laine guy might be a bust after all
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>>74942686
Still less of a bust than Bulju
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hey finns what does he say
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>>74942686
>LÃ¥jni
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>>74942692
I wish you a Merry Christmas and a Happy new year

It's in Czech
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>>74942723
nice. Seems like a cool guy
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Thanks for guaranteeing us the playoff spot Kongs.
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>tfw Matthews is a Toronto Marple Leave
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hello finland
hello norge
hello sweden
hello russia
fuck off canada
>>
hello slovakia
i forgot slovakia
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>>74942826
hello usa
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>>74942826
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>>74942826
hello 'murrica
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>>74942833
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>>74942838
that's a good one, haven't seen it before
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>>74942826
Henlo America
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>>74942826
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>>74942826
Hey whats up, hows your morning, steve?
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>>74942848
im sorry
i just know too many canadian shitters
you might be ok
>>74942849
cheetos and gatorade at 3:30
fantastic
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>>74942826
Hello USA
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>>74942860
but i like you
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>Sharts finally win a game
>Check who they were playing against
Why the fuck am I not surprised?
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>4 teams in the metro have clinched a playoff spot
>0 teams in the Atlantic have clinched a playoff spot
is there a more cucked division?
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>>74942875
i guess i like you if you like donskoi
i will delete the previous post
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>>74942876
And in overtime
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>yfw Leaves won Matthews bowl?
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>>74942893
i wish his bones werent made of balsa wood and his tendons made of tissue paper
but i like him
also hello other friends
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>>74942899
You now imagine Laine playing with Hyman
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>>74942903
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Post yfw the ducks win stan lee
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>>74942921
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>>74942921
Not so fast.
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>>74942921
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>>74942936
Rickard Rakell will me Conn Smith
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>>74942826
hello America
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>>74942826
Why are Chubbs so triggered by Kanada?
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>>74942942
I like Rakell. But let's not get unreal here
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>>74942949
Why are canadians so triggered by other canadians?
>>
>>74942826
Thank you for mentioning Finland first.
>>
>>74942954
Why is it implosible? Hes been a machine this season, and clutch when needed.

If Anaheim doesnt get refpucked again they could easily take the west, and how close the metro is and how bad the atlantic is, could easily play a very tired team
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>>74942983
I dunno. Im not an Ontarioan
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What went wrong?
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>>74942991
>96th in points in the league
>he has yet to prove himself in the playoffs (5 points in 27 games)
He might do a good playoff. But I don't think he has much chance to go 0-100 like that
>>
>>74943014
I believe in Sweden.
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>>74940695
Your city is a blight on the whole world, please get nuked.
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>>74943034
Thank you, I believe in you too
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>>74942991
Possible, but ducks tend to choke
>>
Hat trick
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So was Ovechkin just saving his energy for the playoffs and will go on an incredible heater from now on?
>>
No nigger-posting on /hoc/ please. Take that shit to reddit with the rest of the nigger-lovers, thanks
>>
#Keep/hoc/White
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>>74943124
ebin /pol/-post
>>
>>74943124
>>74943135
Chinks not welcome
>>
New to hockey, who do I support? I live in Utah.
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>>74943143
Your local hockey team
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>>74943152
There is none>>74943152
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>>74943158
Move to New York and become an Islanders fan
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>>74943158
Utah Grizzlies you dummy
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>>74943143
Los Vegas
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>>74943143
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bonaqua
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You are now aware that Tony Kornheiser is an Islanders fan. It truly is the thinking man's choice
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I didn't really drink much water until I started browsing /hoc/, but then I discovered Bonaqua and now I love water. So refreshing!

#bonaqua is the best!
>>
>this is what it sounds like to make the playoffs
It hasn't been 50 years, literally anyone who watched the 06 season is still fucking alive
>>
>>74943209
>wearing a rejects jersey
KEK
>>
>>74942892
>3 teams clinched in the metro 5 games before any other team
KEK
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>>74943211
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Don't mind us, just being the greatest hockey dynasty of all time
>>
The jackets are elite
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>>74943239
I agree my friend. No better way to start the day than with a refreshing glass of #Bonaqua.
>>
>>74943370
I agree.
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>>74943370
Norge
>>74943445
Norge
>>
>>74943536
Finland
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rate my dog
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>>74943589
GO AWAY CAREN
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>>74943594
but why
>>
I have a ticket for tonights game
>>
>>74943143
>Utah
Coyotes I guess
>>
>>74943637
thats great news finnbro, ill buy ya a beer when i get down to the saddledome
>>
>>74943637
what game?
>>
>>74943637
>tappara
lmaooooo
>>
>siiip
>"ahhh"
>that first sip of bonaqua in the morning
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Ploffs
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>>74943844
rest of canada are you even trying?
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>winnicucks
I'm sure it's not too bad, right? I mean, Jest fans are used to being Edmonton's bitchboys.
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>>74943859
>claiming the x with 93 points

is the rest of the western conference even trying
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>>74943872
t. Loser point laffer
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>>74943891
can you stop giving the laffs attention for 5 minutes?
you seem a bit obsessed m8
>>
>>74943891
Why the fuck do you think calling everyone a "Laffer" invalidates everything they say?
>>
>playing the jest in NHL 17
>hip check laine into the bench, he leaves the game
>afterwards find out he's out for the rest of the season
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>>74943904
>>74943914
>>
>>74943904
>>74943914
>t. retarded loser point laffers
>>
>>74943934
>>74943947

obsession at its finest
>>
Not only do the jackets have another 3-4 years of playoff runs left they also have an extremely deep prospect system, sonny Milano, vitali abramov, Pierre luc Dubois, tj tynan, Scott Harrington, Markus hannikainen, and not to mention the young guns already in the NHL this team is stacked
>>
>>74941542
>duck snes cup rematch
Would be hype
>>
>>74943963
Fascination that someone could be so cucked into supporting a team that has no regard for the on ice quality because you keep buying tickets no matter what
>>
>>74940890
No they'll make a deep run in like a year or two 90s Panthers or Marlins style and then the fans will abandon them the moment they aren't a contender.
>>
>Teams fell for the 5'11" and taller meme
Damn, manlets own the NHL
>>
>>74941999
>>74942165
Please stop.
>>
>>74944030
it is very fascinating, i find it astonishing that you spend so much time obsessing over this fact that it has consumed you entirely
>>
>>74943844
Feels good
>>
>the flimflams will have the most wins in the pacific but will be a wild card team because of the semen slurping loser point.
JUST
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>>74944256
wew lad
>>
Name one reason why you hate the Rangers and Lundqvist that isn't a meme
>>
>>74944309
They suck
>>
>>74944256
No they don't...
>>
I decoded reddit

red (pill) it

Discuss
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>>74942143
Just out of curiousity, how can a team be a dynasty without defending their championship?
>>
hello why is /hoc/ dead? did gookmoot finally rangeban the mongol shitters?
>>
>>74944425
No new memes
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>>74940758
Lol the Panthers WILL win.

They have Barkov
Eggblad
Huberdont
Vinny The Lawyer
Riley Smith
Nick "i cant score a goal" Bjugstad
Reimer.
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OUR YEAR
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>>74943174
Aren't they the Cleveland Monsters now?
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>>74944337
The oilers are going to win in vancouver twice, LA once and lose in OT to san jose twice for 101 points, 45 wins
The shorks are going to beat dedmonton and vancouver twice for 101 points, 45 wins
The boipussies will beat the kongs, jest and their home game against the flames for 101 points, 45 wins
The flimflams will win all of their remaining games besides the one in the honda center for 100 points, 48 wins

Cap it
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>>74944453
Literally all those are busts.
>>
>>74944525
Also Shorks-Flames first round since that shorks will have 47 wins and I'm a retard who can't count
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>>74944525
>Flumes delusion
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>>74944563
Bustkov?! No he isnt!
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>>74944598
>Building around russians

Is there a worse stratagy in hokkii?
>>
>>74944622
seemed to work for detroit.
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>>74944639
Detroit won cups because they built around Swedes...
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>>74944657
GREAT post
>>
>>74944657
You couldnt be more wrong bucko.
They won with russians and when the russians left? they started losing because they were left with sweeds

t. eri
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>>74944657
lol no
>>
>>74944256
>that's not good
Just enjoy the Cucks losing to another WC.
>>
>>74944688
What russians have they had in the last 25 years? Federov and Datsyuk? Neither of which were even top 3 on their teams, Canadians and Swedes were always their franchise players.

As soon as Lindstrom retired they spiraled downhill
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>>74944657
So that means it's >our turn to win, right? Forsberg and Arvidsson are literally the best players in hockey right now, and are more than enough to overcome
>finnish goaltending
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>>74944757
Nothing overcomes Finnish goaltending.
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>>74944757
Be thankful, without finnish goaltending you dumb hicks wouldnt be in a playoff spot right now.
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>>74944779
kys
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>>74944790
Thats fucking it, im calling my boy Pekka and telling him to suck on purpose

your fault
>>
>pass on Draisaitl
>take Reinhart
>lose McDavid lottery
>have to take Eichel

Entire city and municipality of Buffalel on suicide watch.
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de Jacks
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>>74944779
>finns
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>>74944757
>have top5 goalie sv% with Pekka and Saros
>on a fucking laviolette team
there's only one thing that's gonna fuck you up and it's the eternal choker of worse Foppa.

video related
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v8CpsNDn2s8

>dekes around forsberg
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>>74944821
>>
>>74944757
I hope so, question is which
>finnish goaltender
should the Preds start in the playoffs?
>>
>>74944256
also the most losses
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>>74944826
Wow! What a great post and what a great webm! Notice how easily the Finlander is knocked to the ice and stripped of the puck. And to make things even worse, notice how he spergs out and attacks the man without the puck. Finns can be very nasty people!

9/10 post, Sven. I look forward to your future /hoc/ contributions!
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>>74944826
>Aryan Ristolainen blowing the swedes the fuck out AGAIN
>>
I find Finns better posters than Swedes on /hoc/
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>>74944894
Thank you, Jake! I appreciate your support very much and I hope that I can live up to your hopes in the future!

>>74944919
Lmao, finns and Ristopoop didn't B anyone TFO in the world cup
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>>74944937
This. Finns are funny and self aware. Swedes are humourless cunts.
>>
>>74944947
>>74944937
Proxy off, Juri.
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>>74944937
Same
Finns are bros
>>
>>74944947
Swedes try to be funny by being overly nice and that's their only tactic besides bashing Bindland :DD, and it just seems dry and vapid
>>
The only flag on /hoc/ I hate seeing is Grease
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>>74944968
Armenia too but since his Kongs are shit he's been quiet.
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What did they mean by this?
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Denmark > Sweden > Slovakia > Norway > Finland > Britian > Armenia > Greece

Order of quality of /hoc/ posts by Yuros
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>>74944994
Kek this is like first bad year for lundqvist in a decade
>rags fans
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>>74944989
Yeah he's really awful but grease is on another level especially in sheer volume of abhorrent posts. Thanks to being a worthless greek NEET he spends hours a day shitposting here and is a communist.
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>>74945001
Where are Czechs
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>>74945045
Slovakia and Czech Republic are the same thing, t.b.h.
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>>74945045
I never see a Czech poster. I see Spain more than Czech
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>>74945058
Wrong, Czechs still have decent players left
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Anybody gonna watch frozen four?
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One god awful Slovenian makes more in the NHL than all Czech and Slovaks combined
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>>74945006
Second, technically.

He didn't have the best 2016 and he's not having the best 2017.
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>>74945076
>Kongs in charge of giving out contracts
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>>74945081
He's done, too old
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>>74945067
me, too bad my school sucks now and we won't actually be in it for a generation
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>>74945067
>watching slow motion hockey
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>tfw you literally don't care about nhl hockey and only care about swedish players
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>>74945154
Does it count if the only players worth caring about on my team are Swedes?
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>>74945094
>dustin brown signed until 2021-22 season

at least they still have carter for a few years
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>>74945154
Sup casual
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Here is the top 10 teams for goals allowed at this point in the season. 9 out of the 10 teams are in a playoff position. 7 of those 9 have already clinched their playoff position.

The other team is the kongs.
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>>74945171
Worst than his contract is the fact they drafted him at all in the first round of an unbelievably stacked 03 draft. Not only him, but the literally whos they drafted after. They had 3 fucking first round picks in that draft that had Getzlaf, Perry, Bergeron, Stall, Kesler... They passed on ALL of them!
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>>74944816
>Miss out on Pulju and settle for another bustlander

LOL
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>>74945191
if >we flame out of the playoffs, again, i wouldn't be upset if >we traded Krejci and/or Marchand to the Kongs to start the rebuild, clearly they could use the offense

>t. boston fan
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>>74945164
yes
>>74945185
>investing emotions in franchises
tbqh i rate mcdonalds over burger king. donken to win the NFFL owl this season
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>>74945191
>LA has 15 fewer goals than the fucking Snes
>expecting to make the playoffs
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>>74945212
>Colorado
>20 wins
Jesus fucking Christ. AHL when?
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>>74945171
>at least they still have carter for a few years

he wont last that long, he has at least 2 games in vegas next season. the feds will be waiting by the pool
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>>74945229
They're the worst team of the salary cap era.
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>>74945196
>the >kongs had three first round picks in '03
>they spent them on Brown, Brian Boyle, and Jeff Tambellini
>remaining players left on the board included Parise, Getzlaf, Burns, Perry, Bergeron, Shea Weber, Crawford, Backes, Howard, Pavleski (7th rounder), Byfuglien, and Halak
>kongs
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>>74945212
>americans will defend a non-relegation system
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No memes, but why is Brodeur considered the shittiest of the Hasek/Roy/Brodeur trio? Hell, some people don't even put him up there.

I thought it was just a meme because of his longevity, but I looked and he also has the hardware and individual awards. So what gives?
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>>74945266
played behind one of the best defensive systems of all time
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>>74945114
Few years ago you were good. I was reading that there are way more D1 caliber players than there are d1 schools. So even d3 teams can compete with Denver or UMD
Hopeful Maine can turn it around
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>>74945171
>Quack
>31
>signed through 2022-23

>Kopitar
>29
>signed through 2023-24

>Brown
>32
>Signed through 2021-22

>Gaborik
>35
>signed through 2020-21

>Carter
>32
>signed through 2021-22

>Doughty will leave as a UFA in 2019

Is this the worst cap situation in the NHL?
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>>74945278
some say fredrik modin is still cashing in tampa bay checks
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>mild gameplan for the caps powerplay
>still give up 3 PP goals to ovechkin
>Parise dead
>Kunin on a pro tryout contract scores a hattrick in the AHL, cant be called up
>sign bust Kloos to a 2 year deal
>burn first year of Oak's ELC because team is in full panic mode
>still no news on big nig Greenway
Been a pretty weird 24 hours.
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>>74945248
you should become a scout anon
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>>74945266
The opposite of recency bias. You saw the same shit with Lidstrom, lots of people not even putting him top 5 of top D all time.

I think you'll probably see Brodeur settle as the solid #2 all time. Hard to beat Hasek with his 6 Vezinas and meme gold.
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>>74940683
rings have no place in hockey
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>>74945303
its the canadians fault
they can't stand elite non-canadian players being better than their own
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>>74945270
he was the defensive system, anon. regardless, why doesnt roy get that kind of flak when he was on arguably the greatest hockey teams of all time with his 2 cups on the avs?
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>>74940785
They literally cannot win without Dave Keon, and he's not coming back.
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>>74945273
i was an optimist not long ago, but i've thought of it more and the worse it looks for a school like maine

D1 hockey is expanding, ASU just added, and rumors I've been hearing indicate other PAC-12 schools are interested in getting into D1 hockey, and even SEC teams like 'Bama might turn varsity too. And if that was the case, why the hell would some talented hockey player come to Bumfuck, Maine where I am when they could go to Cal or to Florida?
>>
>>74945312
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NaiN8HjEy74
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>>74945278
Yes, especially considered the price of them, I mean ffs they are paying someone 10m a year when they're not even a playoff team. How are they supposed to improve at all? No team is going to take those shitty contracts.
>>
>>74945323
because he wasn't on a team that tried as hard as possible to shut down as many offensive opportunities at a time to end games by as small a margin as possible. It's not a knock on Brodeur as if he was mediocre or anything, but he had a lot more help than Roy did in his career. Roy will never have the same flak because he was never a part of one of the most controversial teams in the last 20 years
>>
>>74945344
winning multiple cups does funny things to a franchise

fuck >loyalty
amirite
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>>74945328
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>>74945325
Because slags. Hokkei is king at some schools whereas no one gives a fuck about anything other than football at those schools. Plus Maine produces maple syrup right? Or is that Vermont. Also imagine having to take a bus to play Colorado College from LA, the travel alone would blow.
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>>74945360
Roy also has the crazy-genius-Van Gogh thing going for him
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>>74945360
>had a lot more help than Roy did in his career.
Do people actually believe this?
>>
>>74945266
Jealousy

Marty is eternal GOAT

What was his official nickname anyway? Roy was called St. Patrick and Hasek Dominator
>>
>>74945360
now youre being silly. 2001 avs is pretty much the best team nhl all time.
>>
>>74945397
>Scott Stevens
>Scott Neidermeyer
>Brian Rafalski

Those Devils teams were fucking loaded on the back end. Marty still GOAT in my book
>>
Oilers unironically became the toughest team in the league to fight this season

>Lucic
>Maroon
>Kassian
>Hendricks
>Khaira
>Nurse
>Gryba
>Larsson

Fights happen once every three or four games so this is almost useless
>>
>>74945411
>Brody
>The Door
>Satan's Wallpaper
>Devilish Stopper
>Brickwall
>The Man
>Marty

>http://www.angelfire.com/id/goalienicknames/goalienicknames.html
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>>74945421
They were lucky my boy Pulju wasn't out there more often to beat some ass.
>>
>>74945248
>drafting a shit GMs son in the first round
>beaners
>>
>>74945411
Martin "Sister Fucker" Brodeur
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>>74945363
>loyalty
>killing your team with greedy contracts
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>>74945451
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>>74945433
Bulju bruiser :DDDD
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>>74945191
thnx anon
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>>74945451
>thanks for winning our first franchise cup ever anon. by the way >we only look out for our future considerations so just accept this undervalued contract please
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>>74945419
Yeah, good for them.

It's not like Roy played for more than one team or anything.
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>>74945461
>That time Bulju got in a fight with an entire team's locker room
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>>74945303
He wasn't even a top 3 defender in the league the whole time he played. Pronger, Chara, and Niedermayer were all better. Lidstrom was the original PP babby.
>>
>>74945480
Kopitar could have taken 5-6m tops and it'd have greatly helped his team, no way is he worth 10m.
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>>74945480
You basically just described the philosophy of the New England Patriots, the most successful salary cap team ever.
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>>74945488
I heard the took their balju the absolute madman
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>>74945492
You know what? Fuck it, have this (You). I know it's bait. It's actually pretty shitty bait. But for some reason I like it. You deserve it.
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>>74945492
>Chara is better than Lidstrom
Pretty sure you just declared war on Sweden.
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>>74945492
Lindstrom literally won cups infront of Osgood. He is the GOAT dman.
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>>74945512
Osgood is unironically a top 5 goaltender all time. Prove me wrong.
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>>74945521
No
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>>74945001
Best post of the thread
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>>74945527
Hello, Dan.
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>>74945372
>hokkei is king at some schools
that's going to have to be our biggest selling point in the future, that the hockey team is the No. 1 team on campus (which it is, here at least), but lots of other schools can do that too. we have the benefit of >muh history, but that only goes so far, especially when the best years for hockey at Maine were circa 1993-2003, kids won't care about that. our only hope is going to be getting an insanely charasmatic recruiter/coach to make kids want to play for him here
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>>74945530
Hello Amerifriend
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>>74945521
Swedebabby
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>>74945511
Lidstrom could move the puck which in itself is a form of defence but Chara is the better pure defender
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>>74945541
>>74945541
>>74945541
>>74945541

new thread lads

>>74945541
>>74945541
>>74945541
>>74945541
>>
>7 posts early
'no'
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>>74940550
Who else here ready to bandwagon the golden knight?
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>>74945594
I'm ready to watch them fail miserably for the next decade.
>>
>>74945594
nice plebbit gif
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>>74945511
Lidstrom is the only player ever to win the Norris as a minus player and detriment to team defense.
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>>74945261
How would you implement it?
>>
>>74945550
early fags are the worst
>>
>>74945532
Uscho isn't gonna go beyond 60 programs cuz the attendance and ratings are shit. They're trying to build the product. If Maine is gonna come back, it'd be in the next few years, not when the next lockout makes D1 hockey a better product than AHL
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