USA vs Panama WCQ Thread #3

first for anime

first for /a/

1st for POOlisic

>>74940064
First for homosex

Dubs and Bradley on suicide watch

>>74940084
Second for 1-2

>de gay

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How will we steal this game?

PENALTY!!

did i just hear 14 touches for altidore today

ALTISHIT OFF YES

>arriola

i guess we are tits guys after all

>>74940112
SURE DID!

blue pill me on this paul areloa guy?

Why are they playing this game at 11 at night?

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any coach who takes out jozy and subs him for someone smaller than jozy for the purpose of parking the bus is an idiot

>>74940112
He's garbage in big games so Im not surprised. We really need Wood back.

Zusi 2-1 90+5

>>74940112
14 touches too many

>>74940137

>he doesn't live on the west coast

literally why even be alive?

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>USA doesn't make it

>>74940138
Not the smartest but we have literally no one. Top two threats injured

Damn, that pass was nice.

>>74940151
>not based MST

MST is the best for all sports. Fact.

>>74940138
>a pro-jozy leef
take him i beg you

>>74940151
It's 11 in Panama

Solid 4th, Wenger in when?

Holy Shit we fucking suck so bad. At least I can fall back on my German heritage and cheer for a real team

>>74940172
>living in a flyover state

Just kys

>>74940158
John Brooks is my boy

Too many manlels
Manlets OUT

man panama sucks at finishing

>>74940188
just got mad from this post

steam
>steam
steam
>steam
steam
>steam
steam
>steam

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-uosP1eaWk

Why do people watch this boring "sport"?

>the big dog hunting
what is this commentator talking about

Real America : California, Florida, New York

Fly-over shit states: everywhere else

US to score this posession just watch

>>74940206
we can't even start

We're lucky Panama sucks dick

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>>74940188
FAKE AMERICAN

I seriously enjoy sucking cocks

-Bradley

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So when does this "sport" become entertaining?

>>74940189
>liking getting raped by taxes and spics and niggers

You don't belong out here bro. Only real men can enjoy these mountains and lack of minorities and killer cost of living. Not for everyone, but got damn I;m home.

>Panama thinking they are playing American football

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>>74940182
.. we already did.. ?!?!?!

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>>74940211

>>74940188
Are you the guy with all the Germany gear?

>>74940214
No Texas. top kek

>>74940211
>he doesn't watch dog the bounty hunter

>>74940230

the cost of living is low because there isn't shit to do and everywhere smells like cow crap

>>74940214
>living in a spic-infested shithole
No thanks.

We're going to be raped extremely hard at Stadio Azteca it's not even going to be funny.

>>74940214
,,>Florida
?

>>74940241
>Texas

Empty land and ranchers, literally the definition of flyover.

>>74940237
BBD

>>74940211
you have rogue dropbears, we have rogue big dogs.

>>74940230
Sorry but Im not poor which means I dont need to live in a shithole like you lol

Is the USA, dare I say it... /finished/?

FUCK BRADLEY

>>74940267

>muh spics

kys edgelord

>>74940270
We'll have a full strength squad then

get the fuck out here with the no foul shit

>>74940290
You have to go back.

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Fucking refball

>>74940211
>>74940237
BBDWTS

The worst part is knowing that Bradley will never ever be dropped

>not foul on Bedoya
If this shit were here the commentator would be screaming in rage

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what the fuck are you city slickers doing in my thread?

Tim "the dream" Ream(me in the asshole)

>>74940230
>REAL men
>REAL murrica

What does this even mean? The insecurity of that shit is palpable.

>>74940304

I'm an american citizen

:^)

RED
E
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CARD
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>>74940277
Texas has the second largest population and economy in the United States.

>>74940239
I remember that turbo autist from 2014

It was fun lads. See you in 2021

>>74940297
you have to go back

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>>74940320
>being a hillbilly

we deserve this shit tier tie

>only +2 min
Jesus Christ this ref

>>74940320
>not-city slickers
>watching sawker
what fresh hell is this?

>and of course tonight, that won't be called!

First true thing he's said tonight

lame ass bullshit

ref literally willing Panama to a draw

fucking hate this sport desu

>>74940352
don't have to give more time if you never give out any cards

What the fuck we couldn't even beat fucking Panama?

Well see you guys in 8 years

You can argue that we were refballed but we also sucked DICK. We deserved this tie

greatest tie since bunker hill

Fuck this semen slurping sport

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APOLOGIZE

>>74940285
>>74940285
Stay where you are dude, I'm not begging you to roll out to heaven. You west coast faggots have already fucked up Denver. My hidden gem is still relatively safe. You sound happy there. Enjoy.

>>74940323
It means I like to be surrounded by whites. I don't like big gov't interfering in my life. I love mountains and open land. And I love virtually no traffic and having the ability to be in the middle of nowhere wilderness in 20 minutes, yet also live in a 200,000+ person city. Life is beautiful out here.

Im okay with this draw. We had shitters in this lineup and didnt have the players that can control the game.

I'll never bet money on USA again.

Arena pls go

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>>74940384
ahh yes an australian

>>74940389

>I like to be surrounded by whites

you proved his insecurity point, well done

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>>74940339
I'M WHITE

>>74940389
>Colorado
>gem
Haha.... hahahaha....HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>we

>>74940395
serves you right degenerate

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>cant beat panama
cant breathe
>cant beat panama
loooooool

>>74940384
><Trump trades Panama canal to russia for a world cup spot

>>74940415
to /cum/

Rate my USA 2022 team lads:

-----------Horvarth
Yedlin Brooks CCV Acosta
Hyndman Kitchen Gooch
------Wood Morris Pulisic

>>74940395
We told you /bet/ faggots that we lost too many starters and were playing away to a murderball team.

>>74940416
Wrong. Not CO.

>>74940413
>>74940413
What? Ever lived surrounded by minorities? I have. It fucking sucks. Changed my surroundings and life is infinitely better.

>>74940431
Knocked out in the group stage desu

CONCACAF'D

is pulishit playing?

>>74940395
>betting on a team that literally only fields one player

nice dude

>>74940431
>Acosta as a fullback
>Kitchan and Hyndman
>Memeis

Garbage

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>>74940430
Fine. She's waiting for me back there anyways.;)

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Fuck.

>>74940453
no one is playing, the game ended

>>74940453
rude

Forced Panama to drop home points and picked one up ourselves. And with our defenders injured.

Good job Brucie.

>>74940431
>22
>not klansmann between the sticks

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>>74940459
you will not qualify

>>74940459
WERE IN

>poosa
FUCK

>>74940459
We have Trinidad at home and Mexico away in June but we'll also have our starters available hopefully so we can win at home and tie against Mexico away. Panama and Honduras will drop points when they play against Mexico and Costa Rica around that time so we should easily be in 3rd place by then.

>>74940456

>>74940459
calm your tits, we got this anon
got some time to recover our starters

We need to bring back the Yedlin as winger meme

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>VIRGINia

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>next game isn't until June

Post predictions for the hex

>USA - T&T
Win

>Mexico - USA
Loss

>USA - Costa Rica
Draw

>Honduras - USA
Win

>USA - Panama
Win

>T&T - USA
Win

Points total: 17 points and 3rd place.

BRADLEY OUT

>>74940507
>Getting points from el Azteca
Kek

>>74941066
Keep up the arrogant beaner attitude. Really, just keep it up. That way you'll be more shocked and surprised when we get the point there.

>>74941517
you and me both know that aint happening

>>74941534
If Klinsmann were still here then yes but Arena will have the starters available and grind out the draw. You havent watched Arenaball during the early 2000s world cup qualifiers but I have.