/heem/: The Last Frontier Edition

This is the thread

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Good thread.

>>74932181
Pinche Espania, nunca Falles con las mujeres que dejas en heem. Gracias

>>74931990
WHERE'S THE FUCKING NEWS

I NEED THE FUCKING NEWS

>>74932241
sherdog.com
bloodyelbow.com
mmamania.com
rt.com
mmafighting.com
bjpenn.com

>>74932241
bjpenn.com
themaclife.com

>filtered op
I guess actual discussion happens in another 500

>>74932304
great mma related post

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>>74931990
WHERE ARE THE NEWS AND LINKS? CMERE MOTHER FUCKER

>>74931990
>Schaub Wingspan
Hes a glorious winged faggot

>>74932449
that is the sparring partner of the #2 ranked woman in the world

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>>74932425
why do you want news

or links?

you only need to know the dates of the cards

memes will come along by themselves

so you don't have to worry about nuttin

sorry for the pun

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>>74932449

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>>74932666
>he doesnt read the news

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>Weidman you'll take a dive in the first

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>>74932714
careful danielle

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>>74932754
>abc 43 that no one watches
>important life changing news and links

>>74932921
Wouldeat

>>74932942
but the food is still cooking anon

So we all agree Cro Crop is a roider.

>heem is so dead that shawb poster is allowed to have threads

woo laddie. This shit is done

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>>74933065
Leave cro cop alone you fucker he's a SAINT

karolina got robbed against joanna

rose namajunas and joanna got dropped by karolina
just imagine how shit your chin has to be for that to happen

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>>74933098

it was fun while it lasted.

>joanna loses to valentina 3 times
>still calls herself the best striker in the ufc
really makes you think

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What did Wanderlei mean by this?

>>74933098
hi fatare autist

>>74932241
Ozy.com

Is anyone taking picks for UFC 211?

>>74933797
shut the fuck up dude

How does Karolina beat Claudia?

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>Gustafsson got embarrassed by DC who has 15cm less height and 16cm less reach than him
>This is the guy that gave JBJ the "fight of his life"
What the hell.

Anyway, I'm gonna stop posting here. This place was pretty much killed in the past couple of weeks, pretty sad.

>>74933797
Do you need someone to validate you THAT much? Jesus christ this post quote must make your day then. Pathetic as fuck

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Hot off the presses

>>74933940
Is there ANYONE in the biz that Schaub isnt connected with???

>>74933940
tiger finally meets his dad. good for them desu

who will win rose or michelle? and how?

>>74933940
Rampage has a huge head

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>>74934188

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>>74934188

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where the fuck does schaub hang out

I literally moved to la 2 YEARS AGO just to run into this guy and I have yet to see him once. do I have to storm into joe rogans den while they're doing a podcast??

I go to all the whole food stores in venice beach in the morning, I literally hang out on the boardwalks in the aftrnoon just so maybe I might be able to get a picture of him

how the fuck can I not have seen his huge ass already? does he only do shit at night?

honestly ready to go home at this point im losing faith my schaub bros

I want to be blessed

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>>74934228

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>>74934250

Tiger Schaub has autism :(

>>74934306
You understand you're insulting a baby, correct?

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>>74934359
why are you referring to yourself as a baby?

Who is your favorite UFC woman fighter?

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would goober getting KO'd by wife beater save boxing?

Dang I didn't mean to trigger all these h8rs.

Sorry, not sorry

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>>74934651
>170,000 ppv buys

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who should she fight next?

>>74934680
I want to rub the tip on the crack in her lip

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>>74934640

>>74934715
Some literal who

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>>74934715
literally WGAF

>>74934715
4 camel toes and one penis

>>74933718
link with timestamp plz

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Will SUCC posting return

>>74934651
No, I don't think anyone expects McGregor to not get BTFO. It's like if the best rugby team decided to play the New England Patriots in an NFL game with NFL rules.

>>74934897
JON!

>>74934988
terrible analogy

>>74934880
find it yourself faggot

>>74934715
Cat Zingano

>>74934897
GET YOUR DICC TOGETHER

Yo am i the only one who's pretty fucking hype about the whole Swanson vs Lobov fight night? That shit looks fucking stack.

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>>74935426

>>74935426
the fight no, card yes

>>74935426
no it's a great fight

>>74935412
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/cy68zwzgleetf9j/AAChYDs5icBRrtnS2pQBEty1a?dl=0

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>>74934715

>remember how people talked about she was the next big thing and tons of "OH HOLM WAS ALWAYS THE BEST"
>blown the fuck out constantly since

>>74935764
>following womens sports

>>74935662
Why is it?

>>74935992
Haven't seen your candy ass around here yet.

Back off.

Make me, Coward County.

>>74935254
wasn't even talking to you
go away

>>74934188
Excellent MMA related post my man

>>74935979
>triggered by females

>>74936344
why is it so hard to understand some people dont think women can fight as hard or good as man and wont watch that

>>74936445
Oh I understand

>no one watches womens soccer
>no ones watches womens boxing
>no ones watches womens basketball
>MMA fans are force-fed WMMA

Why is this?

>>74936551
>force-fed WMMA

>>74936551
t. virgin

>>74936693
he's not wrong, WMMA should be on their own event but we all know it wouldn't sell so..

>>74936745
>Cusco

>>74936762
Have you heard of Invicta? We at heem here all watched it last weekend and enjoyed it very much

>>74936762
The "worst" that can happen for you /r9k/ connoisseurs is you have 2 girl fights on the main card, that's not being force-fed at all.

>WMMA should be on their own event but we all know it wouldn't sell
>Ronda Rousey never sold

There's autism then there's you

>>74935426

Better card overall than UFC 210

>>74935764
>bro I called it, I knew she'd fuck Ronda up, man I wish I put money on it, knew it, knew she'd kick the fuck outta her because she's a kick boxer and Ronda is just a boxer

>>74936824
>Ronda Rousey never sold
she sold because you casuals ate whatever Joe rogan said up, """"people"""" really thought she was unbeatable after a few wins over some soccer moms

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>>74937083
>reading my mind
wew

>>74936551
The fact that MMA fights are relatively short and that MMA events are relatively long makes it easy for the women to be promoted.
Also, the diverse nature of MMA skill makes it possible for some women to be more skilled than many men in certain aspects of the sport, making women's fights more appealing. This is absent in a narrowly focused sport like boxing.

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>>74937167
>makes it possible for some women to be more skilled than many men in certain aspects of the sport

>>74937190
Joanna has better striking than a lot of the men in the UFC.
Ronda's transition to armbar was better than a lot of the men's.

>>74937237
Because they are fighting in an underdeveloped league of inferior athletes. The talent pool in WMMA is shallow.

Remember the bet fellas, first one to score a date with a ufc fighter wins. If no date is scored then whoever gets nudes or contact info is declared the winner.

Earlier we had someone dm'ing gabie garcia/

>>74937265
>Joanna has better striking than a lot of the men in the UFC because she is fighting in an underdeveloped league of inferior athletes.
That doesn't make any sense.

>The talent pool in WMMA is shallow.
I agree, but that doesn't make my original statement less true.

The fact that there are so many different skills in MMA makes it possible for some women to be better than many men at certain aspects of the sport.
That's something WMMA has going for it that few other women sports can claim against their male counterparts.

>>74937265
>coral springs

>>74937366
It's easy to look good when you're fighting against women whom have underdeveloped striking and are 1-dimensional .
>>74937415
>New York Shitty

when is dat choi fighting next ive been awol and theres no way for me to know without the new in the op

>>74937450
>whom
heh

>>74937366
The very top Wmma fighter would get beat by a male of average athletic ability if the man had 6 weeks of training. That's the level you are watching

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>>74937265
>"It says he's a shit posting black belt"
>"He stands 5 feet 7 inches tall, weighing in at two hundred and twenty-five pounds"
>"Fighting out of CORAL SPRINGS, FLO-RI-DA!"

>>74937528
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pOjJymLUzow

>>74937558
lol

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>The very top Wmma fighter would get beat by a male of average athletic ability if the man had 6 weeks of training. That's the level you are watching

>>74937480
Rumor was he was supposed to fight Renan Barao or Jason Knight sometime this summer.

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>Skill can't bridge the gap in athletic ability

>>74937649
I want renan to viciously choke out ryan hall and pelvic thrust in his smug face.

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>>74937709

>>74937709
Which Irish beer will give me the most street cred?

Guinness, Harp, Smithwick's?

>>74937749
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fe3na9umxDA

I could beat any woman in the UFC TOMORROW
NO TRAINING

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>>74937754
haha

>>74937754
memes aside though, White Hag

>>74937754
La Fin du Monde

>>74937868
give me the Blanche de Chambly

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>watch glory 2
>see pic related get heemed
>look up wikipedia
"On the 24th of November, De Bonte's body was discovered floating in the Wilhelminakanaal in Oirschot, not far from the place where his car was discovered. The cause of death has not been determined yet, with the autopsy having taken place on November 26."

>>74937822
shouldnt it be di Gregori?

>>74937749
"Quick Royce, cower into an ass ball...er I mean TURTLE DEFENSE!"

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>>74937987
TIME FOR SOME BLACK COMBAT WEBMS

>>74938048
https://youtu.be/6lQcKiFy_DM

>>74938023
"de" is latin
also it could be used as an abbreviation of "dei"

it's commonly found in surnames from noble families who would have a latin family name
e.g. Cosimo de' Medici

Does Ryan Hall actually have a fight coming up

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did bjork have the most underrated clench game of the 90s?

>>74938160
if you count two dicks ramming together as fighting then yes

>>74938141
right on
just thought italians would use di for the most part; french, spanish would use de

idk a lick of italian so figured id ask

>>74936824
>The "worst" that can happen for you /r9k/ connoisseurs is you have 2 girl fights on the main card, that's not being force-fed at all.
>>WMMA should be on their own event but we all know it wouldn't sell
>>Ronda Rousey never sold
>There's autism then there's you
Imagine being this much of a white knight

>>74938193
When and who?
Google shows nothing

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>>74938275
I was just memeing, he should fight Barao or something hilarious like that

>>74938220
if it were di it would be "di Gregorio"

the final "i in Gregori" should clue you in it's going for the genitive latin -i (Gregorius -> Gregori)

>>74938193
Someone better secure the dickfites.com domain before I snatch it up

>>74938312
He is a more entertaining Khabib or Jacare

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which faggot is this? wow, cool you post in /heem/ better tell everyone on reddit i post in /heem/ for the karma and so everyone knows how cool i am for posing in here

god you are a fucking pathetic faggot.

Who added David Teymur and Lando to the spicybangers list?
That fight was pretty basic, Teymur arguably lost as well.
This basically confirms that the owner of the list is SpergyOp or that Swissboxingfag who lies about being a good boxer

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>>74938374
mma might not be your sport

>>74938442
agreed

just as bad as unironically living in coral springs

LIVE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXrv_1GcE-Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXrv_1GcE-Y

>>74938449
that fight was mild at best

>>74937309
She stopped responding when I complimented her. I got 4 messages out of her tho so maybe she'll msg back eventually

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>>74938339
I am the Ultimate Dick Fights (UDF) president, my name is Giovanni Rezza. Our logo is a picture of two dicks ramming. We also have a female fighting organization called Lesbian Gold (LG)

>>74938519
Somebody call in and point blank ask who other than cody and fili banged paige. Come on they want some views and paige quit the team so it's okay to take a dig at her.

>>74938516
I've yet to hear a sound argument against living in Coral Springs from someone that has actually visited here.
>>74938442
Expose this jerk.

>>74938519
>"Hey Justin you've got some animals in the gym like cody, fili......WHO ELSE BANGED PAIGE?"

>>74938703
Fili banged Paige?

>>74938888
Fili confirmed it on the ug. Cody openly """"dated"""" her. Rumor has it Faber took her for a test drive too. Sat her on the TAM casting couch.

Somebody blow up the chat with that question or call in.

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>>74938942
>>74938888
>>74938703
>>74938519

>>74938973
I did the Schaub bit a few weeks ago. Someone needs to man up and do this>>74938703

I would burst out laughing midway through that.

>>74938992
Nice! Link and timestamp to the video?

>>74938602
Teruto

>>74938239
Not everyone can be /r9k/ friendo

>>74939080
Being a white knight seems pretty r9k to me lad

>>74938571
Dammit, circumcised again! I'll try my luck with genitalgrappling.org

>>74938942
>ug
What is ug?

>>74938888
He was joking when he said that but he probably did, not surprising really

>>74939216
The Underground forum. Where everyone from the industry posts.

>>74938519
man, these guys are so dumb
it's impressive

imagine unironically liking to listen to these idiots talk

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>>74939374
asshurt lomachenko fan detected

you stink!

>>74939394
uhh
could you repeat the question

>>74939374
Call in on skype bro. They can't do shit to you in Ireland. Then end it with a conor bless!

>>74939421
Justin bucholz best MMA coach of all time and studboy greatest MMA mind of all time. deal with it.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BSJqOJOh4P6/

Oscar worthy acting right here lads

>>74939469
why
Do you want me to just insult them?

>>74939538
do this>>74938703

>>74939548
>bullying Paige
doesn't deserve it desu

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>Psst hey kid, wanna buy some Alpha Brain?

>>74939421
YER NOT THE BOSSA ME NOW

Calling in to stud radio

>>74939641
Asking about CTE?

I'm on hold

>>74939641
Here's the script >>74938703

Show 'em what Team HEEM is all about!

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>>74938973
>>74939641
they take skype calls too

>>74937309
that one anon will fugg rose, I believe in him

>>74938442
Real talk. I'll fuck that faggot up.

>"I gotta eaattt"

Fuck this fat bastard they've only been on for an hour.

>>74940361
I was making a skype account REEEEEEEEEEEEE

DuWayne

>im fucking starving
you dont look like it faggot

>>74940462
>Stud boy
more like bald fat guy

>>74940615
did a /heem/ster get on?

>>74941161
heem your goof self

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>>74941161
fuckin /goof/

https://youtube.com/watch?v=97fFYsMbVvE

What is your walkout song /heem/?

>>74941815
https://youtube.com/watch?v=VaVWvcuy3Cg

>>74941815
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FdBqOCS8LmM

/heem/ is dead between UFC ppvs.

Just shows you how many casuals inhabit our General on fight weeks.

>47 posters

Maybe things will pick up when rampage fights this weekend

>>74941993
im a..baller...shot caller...20 inch rims....

>>74941815
>>74941848
>>74941859
terrible, just terrible

>>74938987

She should have started using knees once she got the woman in the ghetto-plumb instead of wailing on her with her fist. Quite disappointing could have been a quality heem.

>famous burgers

>>74941993
post heems when its slow, it gets the autism flowing

>>74941993
Why would anybody want to spend time here outside of close to large events?

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THE DISRESPECT

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I love /heem/ so so much..

>>74942239
She probably should be ranked though.

>>74942245
I know but crying racism is a bit too far. When she wins a fight she'll get ranked

>>74942245
True but it has nothing to do with that cringey "le blak obression" meme. She's 1-3 in the UFC, only win coming from someone who got choked out by Kailin Curran in their last fight

>>74942261
>>74942250
It's either a black thing or a woman thing let's be honest though. Have you guys heard of Invicta? Hill really improved in her stint outside of the UFC and put together a win streak that most of the girls actually in the UFC can't touch, and in her return she had a competitive fight with Andrade who completely destroyed two girls who actually are ranked recently.
Seriously though, watch Invicta. It's on FightPass and it's fucking great.

Larkin getting an instant title shot vs Lima at Bellator 180 (MSG, June 24th)

>>74942284
>and in her return she had a competitive fight with Andrade

This doesn't move you up rankings. Beating a can does more for your ranking than losing to a good fighter.

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/heem/ I have a question for those who train. https://youtu.be/jGNSktn1kks?t=49 What is what joe rogan is doing called? It's a terrific move but this isn't really shot well for someone who'd want to learn it. any anons with slick jitz wanna help a fella out?

>when 6-3 should be top 10 in the world

just wmma my shit up

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This is what peak performance looks like

>>74942313
welcome to 5 days ago

>>74942457
I blame no news in the OP

>>74942450
looked better before

>>74942393
Looks like something from 10th planet. Eddie probably named it something really dumb like "Defibrillator Roll"

>>74942393
don't train but i searched for back take from lockdown and got this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojtUeoLB3R8

seems to be what Rogan is doing

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>>74942512
>>74942522
Thanks, cocksuckas

>>74942450
bitch better check dat tension alopecia

>Schaub said "like it or love it" on the Big Brown breakdown
H-has he seen my posts?

>>74942450
looks like eddie redmayne

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even /r/mma has taken part in this

we need to do it

http://forum.mixedmartialarts.com/mma.cfm?go=forum_framed.posts&forum=1&thread=2393672&page=1&pc=276

>>74942806
I think any heemposter would get whooped by a redditor.

>>74942450
Juicer

>>74941993
Or maybe people don't want to post regularly on this cesspool friend simulator cause hardly any discussion takes place and it's just the same merry band of goofballs fighting to make new threads at 400 posts.

>Fedor and Chael lose
>They main event Bellator 185 on PPV

Y/N?

>>74943075
They both win and main event 185 ppv.

BRIAN

BOWLES

Michael Bisping is 27/20

lads how tf does dustin beat eddie?

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>/box/ 79 unique posters
>/heem/ 61 "unique" posters (should exclude the proxyfags that cuck post)

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHZAHAHAHAHAHA

>>74943261
Cheeky sub

Robbie Lawler vs Stephen Thompson???????

>>74943298
>/box/ thread has been up since Sunday.
>Thread wars here every 4 hours

Remember when /heem/ used to be so comfy?

>>74943310
robbie wins

>>74943261
He doesn't
It's a shit match up

Eddie out wrestles him
Eddie can also knock him out

>>74943322
nah that's a bad matchup for robbie. he gets hit too much and his durability suffered after the rory fight. wondercuck would win, might even be able to heem him

>>74943340
Y'all really never seen Eddie have you? Perhaps 1 or 2 of his fights, right?

You may have seen him lose to Cerrone, his boring win over Pettis or even the dos Anjos TKO...

Michael Chandler? Shinya Aoki? Those names mean anything to you? ... Nah, I didn't think so.

Just for educational purposes, Eddie Alvarez has it fucking ALL!

- The guy has KO power in both hands.
- Crisp, technical boxing.
- Solid wrestling, with very good ability to control from the top position.
- Underrated and sneaky BJJ, takes the back very easily.
- Cardio for days, looks the same in rounds 4 and 5 as the first round.
- Heart for days. Let you knock him down or rock him, if his body lets him he'll keep coming.

People keep saying that Conor will defeat him with ease on the feet...

You do know Eddie's chin is probably just as good as Nate Diaz, you know Nate, the guy that Conor couldn't put away in almost 35 minutes of fighting?

Conor has a chance, he always does when it's standing, but stop talking about Eddie Alvarez like you even know who he is or have followed his career at all

I lost a lot of respect when jorge took the jake win

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Be careful

http://www.punditarena.com/mmaufc/jmurphy/watch-conor-mcgregor-landed-exact-combo-vs-eddie-alvarez-nate-diaz-different-outcomes-1/

Patrician: Mario Yamasaki

Normie: Herb Dean

Pleb: Big John McCarthy

>>74943681
whose the black guy who did diego vs joe
hes my guy

https://discord.gg/94S6746

i wish there was more jitsu places in england

i have to wait till 5 for mine

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>>74942239
really made me think

>>74943747
>Italy
>white

>>74943728
most places are like that I guess, since the majority of people come out of work around that time

>>74943958
was thinking about replying with that hahah

>>74943544
he was whooping him before hand anyway

>>74943504
glad to see someone else use my copypasta (originally form sherdog)

>>74944003
I copied it from sherdog, not ffrom you

>>74944010
reeeeeeeeeeeeee

I did it first on here though >:(

>>74944022
He has the most wins in UFC history, more than any fighter at 20. He is the greatest winner in the history of the UFC.

He has the highest amount of fights in the UFC at 27. He fights all the time, any place and any time, more than any other fighter.

He has the most wins in UFC middleweight history, more than Anderson Silva. He wins more than steroid users and cheaters.

He is in the top 4 for most knockouts in UFC history. Only two off the number one place. He is in a top 4 list which includes fighters such as Vitor, Anderson, Rumble and the Iceman. He is a deadly fighter.

He KO'd stiff, the lineal champion and also defended the belt. He is the undisputed champion.

He rocked and dropped the most accomplished middleweight in history in Anderson Silva and defeated him soundly.

He has the highest purse earnings total of any fighter in UFC history. This includes topping fighters such as Conor McGregor, Brock Lesnar and Ronda Rousey. He is the most valuable earner in UFC history.

He is not a drug user like other division greats such as Jones and Anderson.

He is an all natural, family man and the greatest fighter in UFC history.

How does one become an MMA translator? Watching Fedor's translator is pretty painful, I'm 100% sure I could do a better job.

>>74944053
How's Chelsea's season going Roman ?

>>74943298
We own /box/

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>>74944089
pretty good desu

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>>74944115
top kek

>>74934680
Lol I haven't heard ANYTHING about her since she won the belt

You can tell WME wants nothing to do with her

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>>74944115
Deng mi

>>74943322
...a 5-round split decision

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If I could shop I'd make this more accurate with Nate

Conor McGregor

>>74944359
working on it now, should only take me like 10 mins

>>74944359
i think it already exists desu, check the archives

>>74944384
this 2bh

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>>74944359
here you go

>>74944384
"check the archives"

yeah okay let me just look through thousands of threads for an image that may exist without knowing which thread its from or the filename

>>74944398
i dunno, try guessing what the filename might be

Will WME renew the Reebok deal?

>>74943681
no memes, Yamasaki is one of the worst refs in existence. fixed:
>Plebian: Herb Dean
>Contrarian: Marc Goddard
>Patrician: Big John

The Touch Of Death

Conor Double Mac Dee Cheeseburger Devlin

>>74944465
kek

>>74944431
>>74944445
>>74944465
filtered

>>74944474
What the actual fuck is a nan?

>>74944523
short for nanny

>>74944532
Fucking Irish man,

I dun know

You literally cannot heem me. Im undestructable

fat cunt

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so which fight we want to see?

>Tony vs Khabib "trust me guys it will happen this time"
>Tony vs Nate "just bleed"
>Nate vs Gooby "third blood"

Remember when Ronda lost to a brazilian lesbian, some people posted
>FEMINISM BTFO

>>74944837
Tony vs Nate

>>74944837
i want to see eddie vs khabib and watch him become 3-3 in the ufc

>>74944987
Why do you hate Eddie Alvarez?

>>74937709
Le fail a drug test for steroids man

>>74938291
thicc

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Where's the guy who asked for this I want him to see it

>>74938291
Why do people find her attractive
She is utterly disgusting

>>74944359
It does. Its called UFC 196

>>74944837
Tony Khabib and its not even close

just woke from my afternoon nap, hope you are all living the martial artist lifestyle too.

>>74944838
Ronda wasn't really a feminist that the media tried to make her out to be

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w5xRHz8Su6E

bellator press conference starting soon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c-NCuoviKSk

jesus christ /heem/ is dead

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We Black Beass

>>74945601
>>74945886
ronda and travis are mixed race

>>74945997
Yeah like most Americans

>>74946042

American here can confirm

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>WMMA

>>74942075
>rims

Blades, weirdo

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>>74937083

>Ronda
>Boxer

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Gooby

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>I THOUGHT MIOTIK COME FOR ME AGAIN!

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Swang n Bang or remain the same

Lloyd Irvin

Alistair Overeem vs. Fabricio Werdum in the works for UFC 213

https://www.google.com/amp/www.mmafighting.com/platform/amp/2017/3/29/15111656/alistair-overeem-vs-fabricio-werdum-in-the-works-for-ufc-213

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>>74946639

>>74946606
they should make a movie about Team Lloyd Irvin desu. Forest Whittaker as Lloyd.

>>74946651
When that fucking guy comes in h..

>>74946651
>b-but ninja

>>74946639
Cain Ngannou confirmed

what stops the next wonderboy opponent from doing what woodley did last time?

>>74946794
Cain will easily wrestle fuck Francisco just like he did to Kongo

Could Nate Diaz beat Jose Aldo?

>>74946917
Casual: the post

>>74946909
you wish fuck boy

>>74946924
He has ZERO TDD

>>74946909
>n-next time!

>>74946923
I can not lie, I've stopped paying attention to this semen slurping sport after all the unsatisfying sudden finishes, and the half-hour snoozefests.

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>>74946941

>>74946953
Nate would kill hozay, hrs just too big and lanky

>>74946917
No chance laddy
The only people who realistically pose any threat to Aldo is those with one punch ko power. That's why you should bet the house on Aldo in his next fight.