/f1/ Formula 1 General - Get on the train edition

>>74924961
first for amd amx will win China

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>>74924984

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Fifth for LEWIS HAMILTON 2017 WORLD DRIVER'S CHAMPION

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that wasn't ricky I posted

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Friendly reminder that /F1/ is going to play in a virtual divegrass mini-tournament and needs a roster upgrade. This one's from last year. Any suggestions welcome.

>>74924981
Not with the red bull as it is now he won't

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>>74925013
Thanks a lot, now you've made it look like I can't count

Everybody reading this, know that I did actually post the fifth post in the thread. Bahamacunt deleted his preceding post.

Have another picture of the 2017 World Champion just to rub it in that my favourite driver is better than your favourite driver.

>>74925030

What does the file name means?

>>74925025
>implying the tear-drop design + drs won't make them the fastest on the straights
all they need is the ferrari pu and they'd be unstoppable

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Where is he gonna fit all the trophies of 2017?

>>74925063
in ricciardo's trophy case
>>74925036
why does his face look so dirty

>>74925063

Do drivers even keep the trophies?

I know the McLaren jews keep all the driver trophies for their own collection and the driver's get nothing

>>74925017
Nick goalkeeper

Angry Toto

$tro££

Princess Pascal

Arrivabenis

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>>74925017
>Choco Senna

Daily reminder

https://www.reddit.com/r/formula1/comments/4sjqcw/can_we_stop_calling_lewis_chocolate_senna/

>>74925074
>why does his face look so dirty
Very rude.

>>74925074
>why does his face look so dirty
Fucking racist shitlord, I can't believe you even?

>>74925076
That was literally Ron Benis being an autist. I think all other teams let the drivers keep their trophies, they just make replicas for the team if they want to.

>>74925017

are you the manager for the /F1/ team?

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>>74925076
I think in the case of Red Bull it's the opposite. Back when some guy (Vergne) broke into their HQ and threw them in a nearby pond they said that they were all replicas.

Everybody please pick your favourite track if you haven't done so already:

http://www.strawpoll.me/12625416

>>74925017
Please keep us posted on the games, I would love to watch one live.

>>74925017

Season is a bit too early for new memes

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>>74925096

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is nico the mastermind behind oilgate? is that why he had to leave?

>>74925082
>>74925094
it's not my fault that lightskins don't know how to properly groom
us darkskins are going to take over the world and invent time travel

>>74925077
What about Daryl? Or would that be opening a can of worms that should be closed forever?

>>74925097
Yes. And also the organiser of the mini-tournament, to fill the time while /sp/ is skipping the spring season.

>>74925112
Well it's happening around Easter, so I have to start asking from now.

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>>74924984
>>74924994
>Looking for a Mana equivalent for Seb
>Found one that looks promising

Just one small problem...

>>74925117
>this man is an ambassador of the guviment
Sad state of the UK politics.

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>the cars are boring, let's make them more exciting by making it impossible to pass even under DRS

what are they doing

>>74925040

literally "no satan" but it's used like "oh for fucks sake" or "oh shit" as a reaction to something

>>74925017
bit early really

Sisu maybe or Gio the Nazi

>>74925140
>Just one small problem...
Her dick's *that* small?

>>74925017

Remove the outdated memes like:
BUT GRO PER
Rosbeta
HAMROSVET
Wobbler
Universal Choking Sign
Murdernado

Include:
$TRO££
Daryl's Blurred House
Joe, Lee and Palmer
VWL (maybe as a replacement for MWL if the season continues this way)

>>74925140
who is this fluid druid

>>74925147
>Why have good racing when you can just have push to pass buttons
Some of the best races have had very few on-track overtakes but they resulted in godly battles.

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>>74924971
>f1 dress uniforms when
#makef1classyagain
formal dresscode granstands

>>74925117

It's always extremely funny

>>74925153

It makes sense, asking because I thought it would mean Hey Satan

>>74924971

what uniforms? it's literally just a jacket

>>74925201
A big chunk of the problem is also the shitty tracks that just constantly stretch and compact the grid with the quality flow of straight -> heavy braking zone repeat ad infinitum.

>>74925117
Let me get this straight - Prost drops his trophy (presumably to his team members? I can't think who else it would be)

So Ron Benis is so annoyed by this that he drops the constructor's trophy in front of Prost?

I guess if Prost was literally dropping his trophy onto the ground, then this would be justifiable behaviour from Ron, but I am *assuming* that Prost was handing his trophy to his team, because why the fuck would he just drop it on the ground?

>>74925130
WE

>>74925194
>Universal Choking Sign
>outdated

>>74925231
Public. Niggers immediately disassemble it and steal parts. Ron decides to discard the disgraced remnants.

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>>74925189
>>74925197
I hope you enjoy knee high sock and skirts

https://twitter.com/erectking/status/828251443131846656

I blame Australia for this

>>74925248
Ah okay. Why is Prost such an idiot then?

>>74925231
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ron_Dennis#The_1980s

6th paragraph

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>>74925117
>we'll never have a Rush 2 about Prost and Senna rivalry

>>74925231
>(presumably to his team members? I can't think who else it would be)

Prost already signed for Ferrari from the next season, as a "peace sign" he gave the trophy to the italian fans, Ron chimped on it

>>74925255
>'erect' in URL
GEE I WONDER WHAT'S BEHIND THAT LINK

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>>74925255
top lad

>>74925267
Hey at least it isn't her R18 account

>>74925139
>/sp/ is skipping the spring season.
wut, why? did we make it out of the babby cups into the BBCs (big boy cups)?

>>74925255
Does he post dick or am I scrolling for nothing?

>>74925264
It would be absolute garbage if it happened, and no actor is ugly and short enough to play Prost

>>74925242
That's a general /sp/ memr

>>74925017
make Rosberg and leave it always in the bench

>>74925260
>>74925266
Ah just read it. Kek. I guess it was basically Prost being a wanker then.

If I was Dennis in that situation I probably would have reacted the same way.

>>74925076
Probably not difficult for a driver to get a copy made

>>74925017
Include McLelren and 4.44inch

>>74925335
I think McLaren give them copies, but it's kinda not the same. And I think the copies are made off zinc or some pleb shit

>>74925017
>Out
BUT GRO PER
HAMROSVE_
Murdernado
Rosbeta
>In
$troll
THANK YOU LIBERTY MEDIA
Mana
Sisu

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Why are there no japs in F1?

>>74925289
give it to
me

>>74925317
>Does he post dick or am I scrolling for nothing?

see
>>74925289

R18 account is private

>>74925356
Why's that even a question?

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>>74925332
It's amazing how the bubble of their life can enable some F1 drivers to act like such prima donnas, reading shit about prost and senna...it's like 2 literal children

>>74925356
no japs in MotoGP either.

Safe to say they're in a lull as a country.

Shame, my fav WSBK back in the day was jap

>>74925356
>brannposting
Honda/Toyota are notorious for forcing teams to take on shit drivers and have basically embarrassed Japanese drivers out of F1

>>74925356
No big Jap Works team anymore nor some obscure Pay-Drivers

>>74925323
In all fairness, it was more prevalent on /F1/ before generalisation.

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>>74925368
>R18 account is private

>>74925427
>McLaren Honda

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>>74925438
>hi mclaren, I know we've completely well and truly fucked you up by being without a doubt the weakest link in this complete shambles of an alliance, but would you kindly please put this super GT chink we like into the 2nd car?

>>74925459
Is Matt So Shitty still their dev driver?

>>74925403
>It's amazing how the bubble of their life can enable some F1 drivers to act like such prima donnas, reading shit about prost and senna...it's like 2 literal children

Well they're highly competitive aren't they?

Either that competitiveness is going to come out in real fist fighting, or if they have a strong pressure to act professionally and not physically fight (which they do in F1) then it will come out in other ways

If drivers aren't being intensely combative towards each other, whatever way that manifests itself in, then they aren't drivers that are likely to win many races or championships.

Lewis, Seb and Alonso are all very arrogant people because they have to be. The meeker drivers, like Barrichello, or Rosberg in 2014/2015, won't win. You need that arrogance and that ego to win. You need it so that you seize every bit of the track for yourself and you don't let others take it away from you.

>>74925260
>It was behind the scenes that Dennis's political manoeuvering was most required. Dennis masterfully kept the drivers focused on racing, yet it could not last.

What fucking autist wrote this and was it Bennis himself by any chance?

>>74925486
Yes

>>74925459
They've done it before and they'll do it again

>>74925332
>Ah just read it. Kek. I guess it was basically Prost being a wanker then.

Prost's behavior was just French tbqh

Too big of a pussy to come at you, would rather stab you in the back

>>74925531
Based Panis disagrees.
https://youtu.be/g37VAZNPat8?t=58s

Prost has always been a little bitch.

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>>74925117
sorry for quality

>>74925573
>Prost has always been a little bitch.

As I said, he's French.

Your video doesn't change anything.

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>Italian nationalist Maurizio Arribabenny in the act of the assassination of Archduke Sebastian Vettel and his wife Gina

>>74925573
???

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>>74925419
>brentposting
Why are there no other asian drivers at all though?
Surely China has some of those speedy little fuckers kicking about

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>>74925661
Fucking hell he looks like a warm bottle

Those Ferrari overalls are really unflattering

>>74925699
There was a chinese driver last year.

>>74925723
he was Dutch/Chinese, just used his passport to be Chinese but he's really a dutchfag.

>>74925723
Ignore that, I'm still stuck in 2013.

>>74925699
Most Asian countries are poor or have slanted wealth, and very few of them have an interest in motorsport, hence the lack of Asian drivers.

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>>74925699
There was one but he got dropped and became depressed.

He then had sex and stopped worrying.

>>74925699
Interest in Motorsport in China might not be that high.

>>74925255
>https://twitter.com/erectking/status/828251443131846656


Noice :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

>>74925356
The same reason why there are no pandas in WWE

>>74925699
>Surely China has some of those speedy little fuckers kicking about

Are you so fucking stupid you don't know that Chinks are literally the worst drivers in the world?

>>74925737
not sure if you finished the season yet but Vettel wins the championship.

>>74925783
I checked out some of the people she speaks to and I regret everything

https://www.instagram.com/p/BO2LnIThh48/

>>74925877

> <Notice> Please don't send me your dick on DM!

This means YOU, wagbro.

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>>74925929
I've heard Juri is an expert at noodles. I'll send it to her.

>tfw immediately back to off-season levels of off-topic

https://www.change.org/p/petition-for-the-removal-of-sexist-paddock-beauties-gallery-from-motorsport-com

Top fucking KEK.

>It's 2017!

Everywhere.

>>74925877
Not even a convincing one.

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>>74925081
>Call Hamilshit Choco Senna because Chocolate flavored Senna is a laxative which represents his status as a shit tier carbaby
>His fans start calling him Choco Senna because they think it references Ayrton Senna
RetardedMercedesFans.webm

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>>74925998
I don't remember these girls at all

>>74926030
I'm dying

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>>74925998
from her vanity website

http://thegridgirls.com/2015/03/12/im-supporting-carmen-jorda-you-should-too/

>If Carmen Jorda fails, it’s not because she’s female, it’s because she isn’t good enough. But the story, the sometimes implicitly, sometimes blatantly sexist narrative we’re fed is that it’s because she’s female. If Carmen doesn’t do well (and we’re not even sure to be honest what “do well” is defined as in her role), if she loses her seat for reasons that aren’t explicitly stated as being financial (the circumstances in which Sauber parted ways with affiliate driver Simona De Silvestro) she fails because she is a woman.

[citation needed]

>>74925998
she could simply not click on that gallery but I guess that's too much to ask in current year

>>74926085
>That blog name

Surely ironic.

>>74926085
the only reason she got to where she did is because she's female

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>>74926116
>>74926140
classic example of how the more society gives allegedly oppressed demographics, the more toxic they get towards the hand that feeds them

>>74926059
Nice to see they both have nameplates decorated with their countries flags.

>>74926059
>those busted faces

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Bringing and devating gender issues on /f1/.
Kill yourself everyone.

>>74926263
And by devating I meant debating.

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>>74926263
>talking about "gender issues" like it's a real thing

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>>74926235

>>74926263

go back to fapping to your trap that you linked to.

>>74926329
A Canberra milk kid.

>>74926277
stale b8 desu

>>74926400
what does Aussie milk taste like?

>>74926411
like milk.

>>74926411
imagine milk without the fluoride, chemical enhancements, fat and corn syrup.

it tastes like milk.

>>74926411
Better than the milk I had in America 2bh

I can't really remember what either taste like to describe it but imo NZ >= Aus > US

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>>74926411
>>74926418

>>74925017
Punished Riccairdo

>>74925017
>GP2 ENGINE
Change to F2 engine

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Ladies and gentlemen, your 2018 Bahamian GP.

>>74926450
i just want milk that tastes like...real milk

>and its only 2% fat
>looks down
>feel ashamed of being fat

why do i remember this so clearly.

>>74926235
Excellent post.

>>74926475
That's the quote though. I could add Formula Kino though.

>>74926485
Half our ad's are classic. And also overplayed.

>>74926480
>chicane
degueulasse

also what way are we going? anti-clockwise and the run off area to the turn 2 hairpin may as well be the ocean.

>>74926506
half of your ad's what are classic?

>>74925356
I am jap and I am in F1.

>>74926480
looks p gud desu

someone should put it in GT or Forza at least (in b4 muh shitty PC racing games)

>>74925356
There is a Jap reserve driver for McLaren
>implying it isn't 100% marketing for Honda

>>74926480
Reversed The Glen/10

>>74926509
anticlockwise, high stakes baby
>degueulasse
what did he mean by this?

>>74926560
Prost gave it to the Tifosi since he was going to drive for Ferrari next year, but Ron gets pissed because he takes all the driver's trophies and displays them at the team's HQ (he sees wins as team accomplishments, not individual, even though the constructor already gets its own trophy for winning) and gives the drivers a reproduction

>>74926571
>>degueulasse
>what did he mean by this?
ootrid, eww, lewis hamilton, terrible, disgusting

>>74926591

Actually that incident was the reason why Ron Dennis established the "all trophies belong to the team and not the driver" rule.

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>>74926571
>>74926509
Qu'est-ce que c'est "degueulasse"?

>>74926600
I unironically like chicanes

>>74926616
C'est un autre mot pour dégoûtant mon ami, en anglais vous dîtes «Disgusting».

>>74926605
Nope, it was already in force, which was why he reacted like an autist

>>74926605

I wonder if they got rid of that rule in the same way they got rid of Ron

>>74926673
Fuck me my french conjugation is rusty.

>>74926720
Well we are never gonna find out

>>74925629
Yes but that guy is saying that not all Frenchmen are pussies, because he's saying Panis isn't a pussy

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>>74926715

>It was Alain Prost's actions with the winners trophy in Italy in 1989 that prompted Dennis to rule from that point on McLaren had ownership of all trophies won by the team and its drivers, with the drivers free to have replicas made of their race winning trophies for their own collections if they so desired (Dennis reportedly made the decision in the McLaren team transporter within minutes of the episode on the podium at Monza).

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ron_Dennis#The_1980s

>>74925682
See: >>74926787

I assume the guy in the video launching a fight is Olivier Panis. So that guy is saying that not all Frenchmen are pussies, because Panis isn't.

>>74926480

Use that site linked by a finn that allows you to do it in a proper way

>>74926806
>Wikipedia

Ramirez mentions in the book 'Senna vs Prost' that Ron always kept the driver trophies, and the reason he was pissed with Prost was because he felt it was the team's trophy. He had already been collecting all the drivers' trophies ever since he took over, giving the drivers replicas.

You are technically right in saying that this is when it probably became entrenched in contracts, but as a policy, it was nothing new.

>>74926840
got a link?
im too intelligent to search

>>74926906

I'd have sent it to you but I'm too stupid to find it

>>74925998
>>74926085
>>74926227
>>74926140
>>74926105

It's really fucking stupid. Women will constantly enter certain areas of society, demand that they be changed, and men will simply go to different areas of society where they can still do what they want. Then the women will eventually enter those spheres, and demand they be changed too. It's just constant cat and mouse.

Of course these people think that sexism will be "eliminated" as we journey forth into the Brave New World, but that simply isn't true. Gender equality essentially means weak men, and stronger men will come and replace them, and make society ruthless again. Until it becomes comfortable again, and the men that are comfortable are again replaced by stronger men.

In the 1920s women got lots of rights and entered lots of male spheres of society, but then the war came and men had to be men again. So we had the 50s when gender roles became very traditional again.

It's so fucking dumb. These people are idiots.

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>>74926235
Son of a bitch

>>74926906

Ok, looked into archive

http://routebuilder.org/

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>>74926925

>>74926480

Will the facilities be made with straw-roofs?

>>74927031

Whoever made this is really fucking butthurt and was probably bullied by Chad 24/7 in school.

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http://routebuilder.org/2489
I shouldve made it in satellite mode so that I could've avoided the sand, fugg
>>74927054
they'll be made with the sweat and blood of haitian and chinese immigrants

>>74927206
also made turn 1 way too sharp

>>74927031
Pretty accurate I guess

>>74927093
Yeah because you're such a Chad aren't you? Which is why you're on a Malaysian painting-by-numbers internet forum.

>>74927206
>not wanting the first F1 race on sand
Expand the horizons.

>>74927252

not a Chad but not the one who got bullied by Chad either

>>74927291
Ah, a Saeed.

>>74927206

>Not wanting Pirelli to build specifically designed sand tires that has to be on for at least 42.9% of the race and 78.3% of the times the car passes one the sand part

You ruin all the fun

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>>74925017
>But Gro Per
Replace with pic related

HamRosVe_ should be changed too

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>>74927206
>>74927266
>>74927412
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=az65aNRM_aU

>mfw I thought they already made a Sand GP
The only thing I like RB for, is the crazy stuff.

So how do we make finland win atleast once to break the curse?
I was thinking about sneaking into the pit and applying super strong magnets to Hamilton's car and Vettel's car so that they'd collide easier
Any suggestions are welcome

>>74926925

>tfw working in a company with zero (0) female employees in a field with really not that many females in general and the females that end up in the field are there because of some sort of legitimate interest because its not a particularly glamorous or "media exciting" field (until they realize how much money everyone makes)

feels good man

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Is Sauber /ourteam/?

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>>74927520

no need for sabotage, kimi has this in the bag

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>>74927520
>pull a Mercedes and spray some WD-40 on vettel's electronics before quali
>don't keep gimi out for 5 laps more than necessary during the first stint

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Which f1 team should i support?

>>74927664
Force India

>>74925017

Complete roster :
BLOO FLAG
Not in a Honda (in replacement with GP2 Engine)
Oh Triple No
Princess Pascal
Still I Lose
Potato
>Pirelli >Wet
Punished Seb
Barely Legal / Victoria's Secret / Cum on Vic
Easy Money / $tro££
Bully
BUT GRO PER as a GK, let him grop the ball

+ AMD AMX
Choco Senna
Tractor Cunt
Torpedo Blyat
Rain in 5 Minutes
Le Occasional Podium Man
Well Done Baku
Gimi :DDD
Finland Loses Again

>>74927688
>force India
>no force
>no Indian drivers
Explain this

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>>74927664
>>74927688
Force India is the best value proposition, in terms of punching about their weight. looks like Haas might be in for a good year too.

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>>74927586

8 beats 7 desu

>>74927737
the owner is from India. But now is a fugitive in England

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1wmp4I0pShY

>>74927744
Torro Rosso has beautiful livery. But I'm leaning towards redbull because of verstappens overtakes on Rosberg last season and riccairdo

The Renault is the colour the McLaren should be and the Renault should be the colour it was last year.

Who are going to battle for titles in the future?

I think Hamilton maybe has 1 title left and then he will probably leave the sport and basically completely distance himself from it.

It's crazy to think that Vettel is only thee titles away from Schumi. I'm not saying he can do it but if he wins e.g. this year I think he will stick around for like another decade trying to break the high score.

I think drivers like Verstappen, Ocon, Giovinazzi are the real new "superstars". Vandoorne I have a feeling is going to get his career HONDA'd and will end up a prime example of "what could have been". Plus he is already 25.

I don't think Ricciardo will ever win a title. More races, yes but not a title. Not Webber-tier embarrassing but more like a Mansell without the domination mode year. Who knows, he might even find himself accidentally out of a seat in a few years if RB tensions rise (guess who RB are going to back if these two start in-fighting).

Of course there are also plenty of promising rookies but it's really hard to say if many of these guys could ever be real title contenders or even do well in F1.

>>74927767
Please delete this secret test footage of Mercedes making a car that I can overtake in.
t. Lewis Hamilton, F1 WDC 2017.

>>74927760
Vijay is going to be sharing a room in the Ecuadorian embassy with Julian Assange soon, lad

http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/india/british-government-certifies-vijay-mallyas-extradition/articleshow/57811984.cms

>NEW DELHI: The Ministry of External Affairs on Friday said the British government has certified India's request for loan defaulting liquor baron Vijay Mallya's extradition and a UK court is considering issuing warrant for the same.
>"In February 2017, the UK government's home office conveyed that India's request for extradition of Mallya has been certified by the secretary of state," MEA spokesperson Gopal Baglay told reporters at a press briefing.
He added the the UK Home office had forwarded the extradition plea to a district court in order to secure a formal warrant against Mallya.

>>74927805
I would be some top Bantz if he seeks Protection in the Pakistani embassy

>>74925017
Any replays of previous matches with this team?

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>Italian authorities have foiled a plot by a gang of organised criminals to steal the body of automotive legend Enzo Ferrari from its resting place in Modena.

>Italian investigators reported that the gang were planning to ransom the body of the Formula 1 marque patron after stealing it from the San Cataldo cemetery.

>In a sequence of raids by 300 military and police personnel, 34 arrests were made across Italy. The gang – which is connected with drug and gun smuggling activities – was based in Orgosolo in Sardinia, with other members from Emilia, Lombardy, Veneto and Tuscany also placed in custody.

>Their plan was to steal the coffin of Ferrari, who died at the age of 90 in 1988, and take refuge in the Apennine Mountains while demanding a ransom from the Ferrari family or company.

>One of the gang had already scoped out the daring raid on the tomb, and the plot involved using two cars and a van.

>But following a request by the regional anti-Mafia directorate, the military swooped before the plan could be carried out.

>>74927690
no Mana?

>>74927664
Just support Kimi, he'll be around for longer.>>74927688

>>74927964
Sorry for fucking up and linking second post.

>>74925017
Remove cooch

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>>74925699
maybe karting culture is different and not always the best make it, even less so than in Europe
though since it's an reaction sport for the drivers fore the most part you'd expect more of them in F1

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Why do finns think they're relevant?

>>74928011
Hi there Victoria.

>>74927939
top wew

>>74928122

oh fuggg :DDD

it appears I accidentally posted on the motorized cart racing thread :DD

my bad xDDDD

>>74927520
meh, gonna happen at least once this season.

>>74928122
More relevant than USA in F1 2bh

>>74927924
I'll look for links once I get home.

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>>74927520
Honestly if Valtteri won how happy would you actually be?

>>74927482
I wonder how that treats the engine

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>When you're made to sit on the far-right wheel away from everyone else

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>>74928169
Well Fugg xDDD
Ged oud of here, sdalger!!

>>74928453
Bretty happy I'd say.

>>74927767
Looks like a retarded inbred Escudo

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>>74926140
No, the only reason why she's got anywhere is because she's hot.

Why do you think Simona de Silvestro and Alice Powell got nowhere?

It's because they've got faces like a spanner.

>>74928809
>No, the only reason why she's got anywhere is because she's hot.

She also has an amazingly edible ass too.

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>>74929015

forgot the pic

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>>74926059

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>>74926235
fuck

>>74927031
What the fuck is this pic about? What are these "hobbies"? Some faggot card games or something more complex? Seems like a pretty juvenile way of looking at things.

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>>74929045
there's zero ass

>>74927748
Sorry, but 7 is the most powerful magical number.

hasmercedesbeenbannedyet.com

memes

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>>74929210

>preferring ass over tits

literally third-world tier

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>>74929315
tfw too intelligent to like boobs

>>74929045
Gods above.

NICE!

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>>74929315
This is a factual statement

>>74929315
>North Korea
I'm slightly skeptical of this map

>>74929661
Today we learnt Kim Jong-un is a butt guy

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>>74927206
How did I do?

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>>74929615

FTFY

>>74929615
>too small on the map for people to see that we're effectively second world
>>74929806
oval plz leave

>>74929836
what's that blue country I've never seen it on a map before

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>>74929806

>>74929885
Tasnamia bro

>>74929806
But how will Hamilton overtake here, there is no DRS zone!!!

>>74929885
middle earth

>>74929885
The tip of Antarctica it's irrelevant so just ignore it

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>>74927206
perfect

>>74930110

>implying this isn't one of the greatest tracks

Name one thing wrong with this aside from the fact that it's in Bahrain and the general FIA-isms of wide runoffs with tarmac.

Make some bits narrower, add grass/gravel runoffs and place it not in a desert and you've got a fantastic circuit

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obvious next track to add

>>74930332
I'd fucking love to see them go around Mt. Panorama.

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>>74927206
I did make a street circuit in Madison, WI that would be pretty fun, although the observatory drive section would be nearly impossible.

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Tomorrow I'll post anime,
Nothing you can do.

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>>74930405
Why wait.

>>74930437
I want them to feel anxiety, not knowing when I'll strike.

>>74930398
>that downhill switchback next to the memorial union

corkscrew 2.0

[visited there, not a student]

>>74930405
Delete your account

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>>74930398
i like the going around a square idea

>>74930681
You can't do that REEEEEEEEE

>>74930638
>stroll plants it into a wall at 300kph
>daddy sues and all F1 cars are now limited to 180kph and corners can't be tighter than 125degrees
loving this timeline

Where will Alonso be next season?

http://www.strawpoll.me/12628353

>>74930745
Homeless shelter

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>>74930745
>no mid-season ragequit option

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>>74930745
the kvyat route

>>74930763
Then choose "Not in F1"

>>74930798
Whether he does or doesn't, the question of where he will be next year still stands.

>>74925017
>not having tractor cunt as #17
>missing a trick this badly

>>74927924
>>74928321
http://archive.klaxa.eu/The_Decision_2/Matchday_1/
http://archive.klaxa.eu/The_Decision_2/Matchday_2/
http://www.hitbox.tv/video/1151003

>>74930743
>corners
Hold your horses there that's still far too dangerous.

>>74930980
honestly I think she is going to making perform 100% better this year.

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>>74930745
F

>>74931033

I think it was someone on Sky who actually made an interesting point that when Red Bull demoted him his acne came back and he looked like shit.

Conversely he looks great now.

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>>74931085
You couldn't be more right...

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>>74931049

>all these people saying "not in F1"

Truly F

>>74930745
Honestly who would want Alonso

>35 years old
>4 years left max
>$40million/year salary
>hasn't won a WDC in 10 years
>hasn't had a podium almost 3 years
>already complains about literally everything
>will only complain more as he gets frustrated by his age
>spent the last decade driving for 3 teams that regressed either during or immediately starting with his tenure

"Le beat schumi on track" meme needs to die. Even if you argue his performances are better than his results the last decade, he still isn't worth it simple because of the insane salary.

>>74930745

I said Williams, but I didn't consider Renault.

IMO Renault is far more likely because Williams has always paid drivers like shit, and Renault has fat manufacturer cash.

>>74931161
>he still isn't worth it simple because of the insane salary.

You don't think he'd take a pay cut so he can get that last WDC he always bangs on about?

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>>74931161
>"Le beat schumi on track" meme

pic related

>>74931218
This was probably his problem pre-hondo mclaren, he wouldn't take the pay hit. I think he'd fucking leap for the chance right now if the team was good enough.

>>74931004
what was I thinking

>>74931190
>ricky to replace gimi
>alonso to rbr
a wet dream of mine

>>74931992
>implying Red Bull would let Ricciardo out of his contract


le gimmick shitposter

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1490521260652.webm

Was it Ron Benis' autism?

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>>74932192

He probably thought it should be as difficult to operate as an F1 car so they tried. I'm surprised they added a starter motor, it's a lot of weight and a good driver shouldn't ever stall his (automatic/electric) car.

When will the honda engine explode?

>>74932358
at spa

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>>74932358
www.whenisf1on.com

>>74931161
>>hasn't had a podium almost 3 years
this kills me the most

>>74932343

The McLaren P1 doesn't have a starter motor, m8.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ufVQ-UKZbro&t=159

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>>74932471

Oh fugg :-D-DD thanks for your autistic endeavours, Ron

Will Alonso ever smile again?

>>74932467
he finished fifth twice last year in that weak but slowly improving McHonda, seems like if they progressed like they did from '15 to '16 to this year, podiums wouldn't be totally out of the question

i wonder what made them decide to start with a brand new engine design from scratch?

>yfw china and bahrain are back to back races

>>74933097
>implying Bahrain doesn't have good races
one of the better tracks on the calendar desu

>>74933164

inb4:
>REEEEEEEEEE Tilkedrome
>REEEEEEEEEE oil money

>>74933097
>back to back third world shitholes with shit race times
yeah great

>>74933251
>back to back third world shitholes


What the fuck are you on about? The US and Mexican GPs aren't until October.

>>74933251
>Bahrain is at a great time idiot

Ferrai should ditch Raikkonen and get massa back.

>>74933368
Nasr belongs in the Ferrari to be quite honest with you

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>>74933312

>>74933164
That was the worst implying accusation I have seen.

>>74933251
>Bahrain - 11AM EST

stop making us look bad

>>74933312
btfo

>>74927791
Just imagine Hamilton not winning any more championships and leaving the sport. That would make my decade.

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>China GP
>comfy evening race time

>every other race until Malaysia is early Monday morning

>MFW countries with comfy timezones complain about race times

>>74932544

If you watch the video it's not autistic at all - it's common sense. They have an electric motor strapped to the drivetrain anyway, so why add extra weight in the form of a starter motor?

>>74933686

t. Ron Benis

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>>74933673
only fucking casuals would stick that end of the fork in the socket

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>>74927791
>I think Hamilton maybe has 1 title left and then he will probably leave the sport and basically completely distance himself from it.
I think that's a good prediction

>It's crazy to think that Vettel is only thee titles away from Schumi. I'm not saying he can do it but if he wins e.g. this year I think he will stick around for like another decade trying to break the high score.
I'm still going to bank on Lewis this year. Mercedes will now be running around like headless chickens to make sure they're not beaten in China, I am sure of it.

>I think drivers like Verstappen, Ocon, Giovinazzi are the real new "superstars". Vandoorne I have a feeling is going to get his career HONDA'd and will end up a prime example of "what could have been". Plus he is already 25.
I hope you're wrong. I would like to see Verstappen, Giovinazzi and Vandoorne all do well in the future. Ocon, I couldn't give a shit about.

I don't think Vandoorne will be "honda'd". He has already scored a point in F1 on his debut. He's highly rated. I am sure he has a future career in some moderately good teams, even if he never wins a WDC.

>I don't think Ricciardo will ever win a title. More races, yes but not a title.
He could do, but it depends how it plays out. He would have to dominate Verstappen and assert his presence in that team for one thing. I do feel that that's one of the main determiners of whether you win a WDC. You have to take over the control of the team for yourself. That sounds weird but I think it's true.

You have to stamp your authority. You have to make your mark. You have to own the team for yourself. If you don't, then you won't win WDCs (unless you're Nico, and you luck into one, through sheer determination / a bit of luck from your teammate's mechanical failures)

>>74933565
Haha, you jelly as fuck.

>>74932192
80% of that is him talking about the setting and modes he wants on to win the race
>Push launch button
>break and accelerator to the floor
>3 seconds to get full boost (can launch before this just not optimal)
>car disables launch mode 3 seconds after full boost in order to make sure no damage occurs to the car

The other blokes did all the autistic mode and setting stuff they just didn't bang on about it.

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>>74933686

yeah I know it's pretty logical to not put an extra starter motor in there, they aren't even the first people to do it. I was just surprised that they said it this clearly when I was just meming away what Ron would do. Also by not having a starter motor I originally meant no electric way to start the engine at all, you need an external power drill to start it.

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>>74933860
>mfw married richfag and fly on planes with toilets

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>>74928078
>gotta finish the set