CONMEBOL Qualifiers - /conmebol/

first for Chile fucking shits

>>74924140
>relegation to CONCACAF
Jokes on you
They get an easy path to the world cup

>9pm k/o

nice

>>74924140
Looks like footy's back on the menu, boys.

Messi ded
We'll need maximum refball levels from now on

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>messi to be suspended

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>Lionel Messi NO va a jugar esta tarde ante Bolivia en La Paz, la FIFA en minutos hará pública la decisión del Tribunal de Disciplina

more like MISSIng

>between two and four matches
SAY GOODBYE TO YOUR POINTS

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>>74924262
>Venezuela in a WC

>Messi is tired of getting the blame for Argentina being shit
>only plays a few matches to show to the world how much of a shitfest the rest of the team is without him

>Messi suspended
>against Bolivia in La Paz

HA
A

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>Bought 4 extra tickets for todays game since people here in La Paz is excited as fuck for Messi
>Expected to sell them todays some hours before the game because there is no tickets left and now they worth double
>Messi wont play
>People is not interested anymore and some are selling the tickets to the same or lower prices

KILL ME, FUCK YOU MESSHIT I WONT EAT FOR A MONTH NOW

>Messi suspended for 4(four) matches

Argentina is literally BTFO

How fucked is Argentina?
They only get Messi for one more game

>>74924490
kek

MESSI 4 GAMES BAN MESMESSI 4 GAMES BAN MESSI 4 GAMES BAN MESSI 4 GAMES BAN MESSI 4 GAMES BAN MESSI 4 GAMES BAN MESSI 4 GAMES BAN MESSI 4 GAMES BAN SI 4 GAMES BAN MESSI 4 GAMES BAN MESSI 4 GAMES BAN MESSI 4 GAMES BAN MESSI 4 GAMES BAN

IS HAPPENING

You're welcome...

>>74924608
We are literally, unironically, and absolutely not going to end in the first four spots. Even getting to the fifth place will be an oddsey.

>>74924673
>We
>that flag

>>74924140
alri

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>tfw argentina gets 6-0'd in machu pichu again

>>74924596
>>74924636
This is why I love this South America.
Tsunaldo and other europeans would never chimp out like Messi did

>>74924768
*This is why I love South America.

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Chile lo hizo de nuevo, alguien nos puede parar en la secretaria de la fifa?

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>4 match ban for saying "TOMATELÁ"
>"Solamente después, a través de la prensa, entendí que se trataba de un insulto", añade el colegiado asistente."


the state of FIFA, bunch of fairy pillowbiters

>>74924934
>LA NACIÓN is mentioned in FIFA's document as proof against Messi
>argies' own newspapers are fucking their shit up

EL JUSTO

>>74924140
>bet on Argentina
>learn that Messi got banned

based, now my chance to win is actually higher

>>74924934
Uh, no, you could see during the TV broadcast that Messi was cussing the ref out. I even recall seeing a slow-no "la concha de tu madre"

>>74925145
>taking /sp/ memes this seriously
Enjoy losing money. We are playing for a draw here.

>>74925145
>bet on Argentina
>against Bolivia in La Paz

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>>74925145
You're fucked

>>74925340
>33% of points without Missi
>4 matches, 12 points, without him

Argentina will get to the last matchday with 26 points, using this logic. Can they qualify, or at least secure a playoff berth?

Some of you hue's are allright. Don't watch the game tonight if you hate guaranies

Official laught at Brazil thread will be posted at midnight

So long tite fangays

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>>74925475
Stay deluded. Urulels were saying the same thing thursday.

>>74925394
Will be defined by last game with messi against ecuador in ecuador, which by using same stats, would get a win. 29 points, that should be a repechaje at least.

>yfw ecuador goes on but chile doesn't

Que lleven al Pity para reemplazarlo

>midget-less Argentina against THE STRONGEST+a few others

wew lad

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MUST WATCH:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uwbQTpgk2lk

>>74925874
>neymarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

lmao what even is this

>>74925913
argie radio commentary

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> I haven´t slept since 1-4
> I feel dead inside

3-0 today

Remember thar Ecuador is going to win because they are really strong at home but really bad away.

They only lost at home against Brazil.
They only won away against Argentina.

Ecuador 0-3 Brazil
Argentina 0-2 Ecuador

>>74929041
they just lost to us on thursday
Congolombia prepare your angus

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>>74929084

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I've got this Concacaf lineup but I'm not sure where to put it

>>74929793
not in this thread. delet

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>>74929793
>>74929835
Too bad

ECU-COL thread
>>74929746

>>74925946
>being this retarded


It's a shitty qualifier match, who cares nigger.

lol no thread for Chile - Venezuela

>>74931501
There is one >>74931132 but no one is going to watch the match,

as I said kekuador will choke

>>74931538
i see. pity

>>74931585
now tell me how many goals will Brazil score so i can place my bets

>>74931619
at least 3

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Will Perú try their best?

>is Argentina out now?
>who will go to the playoff?
>by how many points are Brazil ahead of 2nd place?

http://www.livescore.com/worldcup/conmebol-qualification/

LIVE TABLE HERE

>>74924140
Current table.

1-Brazil
2-Colombia
3-Uruguay
4-Chile
5-Argentina

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Perú will try their best!

what the fuck is going on with Argentina bros?

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time to pay back uruguay

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>"That's a nice spot you got there Argentina. Shame if someone took it."

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>>74924140
All I want for Christmas is for Argentina to not qualify to the WC. The eternal butthurt would be glorious. TSUUUUUUUU forever crown as the best player of this generation.

Ecuatorianos, me pueden decir que es la problemo con el seleccion? Es Quinteros o los jugadores?

;_;

>>74932250
the end of an era... press F

>>74924262
So what? They have never won it

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>>74932209
ESTO. VAMOS PERÚ!

>>74932529
the end of an era...
30 years and counting in

>>74932250
AFA being a mess as usual

You know how in Netherlands, the office stooges (who either know nothing or learned the wrong lessons about the sport) determine the national team? That's kinda what's happening here. Fairweather retards buy into the "Messi determines the national team" meme, but for years, it has been obvious that AFA are the ones who determine this.

>>74932567
nobody said they had to die fast

>>74932512
oh noes, poor doggo ;_;7
pls sack bauza, artchentina

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>>74932559
Hola Ama-chan

>>74932603
It's gonna become a... hotdog.

>>74924140
last two digits are the result against Perú

>>74932483
Not Ecuadorian, but I can say it's both.

Memeteros is a mediocre manager, but their good players are getting old and their defenders are mostly memes. The fact that Arturo Mina gets time on Ecuador's starting XI is scary.

>>74932664
Calling a 2-1 v Perú con todos abajo del arco los ultimos 15 minutos

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Leave Argentina to me

>>74932466
now imagine this, already qualifying, then directly winning your meaningless game to make argentina qualify for the world cup because colombia is "professional" and you have to "do your job". now you dont have an instant headshot kill of an argument over argentina for at least a decade. how mad would that make you? would you still be mad 4 years later?

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>relegation to CONCACAF

I don't get the joke.

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>>74932793
Can you give me a quick rundown on him?

>>74929041
>forcing this shitty meme

pathetic from chilel 2bqh

>>74932994
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kX0v-ncwQ7Q

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>>74932209
Cute.

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>>74932672
>their good players are getting old

they were 1st last year and now is out of the qualification zone because their players are getting old? lmao

>>74924140
>Relegated to CONCACAF

Isn't it a good thing?

>>74933096
The worst team in CONMEBOL >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The best team in CONCACAF.

>>74933096
Its a joke.

Hola, ya volví.

>>74933096
It actually would, but it's a sudaca meme.

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>ecuador without a colombian coach

the fuck? i swear i saw something about bolivia beating argentina, and now it says argentina won?

>>74932994
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-yRHJIFhvE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Eegswj0rs0
El gordo se ha peleado con medio mundo

so tired of BEIN sports and their fake Messi leaving Barcelona ad

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>>74933205
Nice. Is he, i dare say, /ourguy/?

>>74933305
Definitivamente.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uFZ1RVlSU_M

>>74933190
where? table is not updated if you're looking at it

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>>74932759
>uruguayan style

>>74933094

They are in pretty bad form. We have players even in the bench that are in a much better form, but our manager doesn't like change.

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who can stop us?

>>74932431
????

what are you talking about?

>>74934205
they've helped us fielding B teams in the Centenario and now he's implying we will help them back
we probably will be needing the points and field our first team anyways lol

>>74934284
I don't remember that, so no deal.

Does anyone have a stream to debate final? I want to see that redhead fuckface crying.

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>>74934303
>I don't remember that

yeaaah, right.

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>>74933767
Derlis Gonzalez

>>74934856
how good he will be? haedo's level or better?

>>74934874
There's a paraguayan in real madrid(castilla) that's really good.

>>74934894
name pls

>>74934905
sergio diaz

>>74934894
He scored against Curinthians last year.

Always rated him la'

But moving to Halal so soon will kill his career.

Interestingly enough he's an Arselel fan.

>>74932209
let's go Perú!

>>74925544
everyone knew we had no chance, but we still believed
>goalkeeper from vasco da gama
>no based rat king
>squad of 30-somethings and random literally-whos courtesy of senile manager who refuses to bring new talent for the sake of continuity

peru uruguay thread when?

right now

>>74937140

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>>74934303
>I don't remember that