/nba/ - Wew Kobe Edition

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real /pg/ hours

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>>74922065
>>74922145

I'm sick and tired of these Westshit fanboys

Who /in the finals of their fantasy league/ here?

About to win a cool 200$ if Harden isnt resting

>>74922159
Stop Westbrook from doing amazing shit and maybe they'll stop posting ????

>>74922150
This was the first time I rooted against team USA.

Fuck that team. Worst ever. Fuck KD too.

>>74922168
>amazing shit
>7th seed

>>74922159

Russel Westbrook

>>74922173
You're a psychopath.

>>74922173
without Westbrook that team would be as bad as the nets

>>74922163
degen

>>74922168

but that's the thing, he's not really doing anything amazing he's just a ball hog. anyone in the NBA can jack up shots and steal rebounds from their team mates, they just don't because it's stupid and they'd get benched for it.

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>>74922168
>amazing shit
>gonna get swept in the first round

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>>74922159
Kys

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>>74922172
honestly it was just so weird without kobe on the team. didn't feel right at all

not to mention that they played like garbage and still won. disgusting games to watch

>>74922190

>ballhog
>averages over 10 assists per game

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>it's a Larry ass mad samefag episode

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1. Broships of any kind
2. John Wall and nintendo
3. Kobe's sons
4. Lakers will get star free agents
5. Curry spamming
6. The clippers
7. Trust the process
8. Ingram bball IQ
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9001. The pressure is on you
9002. Pop's master plan
9003. Le doorstopper peepee man

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>Brian Windhorst: Cavs locker room was especially somber today after the loss. Appears that LeBron's injury is worse than expected. No comment from Cav's team doctors. Official Cat scan report expected tomorrow morning.

>>74922172
Kevin Durant is the best player in the league.

>>74922201
>westbrook passes you the ball
>Literally forced to shoot immediately so he gets an assist or else you get benched and never touch the ball again

sure sound like a fun team mate

>>74922209
>john wall that low

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>3. Kobe's sons

>>74922172
I don't see the problem.

Rather than play till time runs out they are supposed to stand around picking their dicks?

Westshit cockroaches still shook over Harden patrolling them? I'm shocked.

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>>74922225
he's just mad that /ourguy/ PG dunked on the country of venezuela and KD was happy about it

LMAO LMAO
LMAO

I'm PRAYING for the Celshits to keep that 1st seed and either get swept or make it to the 2nd round. If my rapties keep the 4th seed its going to be a curbstomp when they meet the Celshits hahahaha keep LeButtplug for the ECF and then we go on to win the ship hahaha lmao

They fell right into our genjutsu and they dont even realize it!

>>74922219
>westbrook passes you the ball
>miss shot because you are dog shit

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>they are supposed to stand around picking their dicks

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>>74922224
>24

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>>74922201
>unironically thinks russell westbrook is a team player

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>>74922242
>42

>24 backwards

Don't listen to Westshit cockroaches, they have no better purpose on this thread to hype up a perennial loser who won't sniff the WCF when Harden shakes the entire state of Shooklahoma

>>74922238
>my rapties

are canadians shit in every god damn thread and board on this website

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>unironically trying this hard

>>74922240
>miss shot because this is one of the 12-15 possessions he decides to pass and you're cold as shit and haven't shot for the last 20 minutes

>>74922254
>54

>24 upside down

Honestly I enjoy picking my boogers and rubbing them on my dick, it really feels good and has a unique sensation

>>74922159
Westshit cockroaches still are posting here after Harden shook them. It's pathetic how they haven't taken the L yet.

>>74922257
their memes have been unfunny and stale all year. outright cringeworthy at this point now that their team has been exposed

>>74922219
this is the best description of weststats ive seen on /nba/. we need a name for it like cancerball or padballing

Someone post that image where Lebron's bald spot is an L

>>74922263
>WB with his high BBIQ knows his teammates are useless and can't hit anything

>>74922268

>t. 15 year old white suburbanite

Dirk needs to retire

>>74922267
t. lebron fan

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>>74922264

>>74922278
And yet they are all shooting higher percentages than him. Kanye Westbrook.

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>>74922277
77 = is LL upsidedown

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>all this samefag by one butthurt Oak Park tranny

>>74922287
8+7 = late upsidedown

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Every time LeBron loses badly to the Spurs he manages to sustain some injury in the process.

Does that team just know how to fuck with him? How to beat him down into the mud and stomp on him while he's there?

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Warriors vs rockets tonight

>>74922286
>all of them have been injured taking less shots

>>74922298
Is Tom "50 year old virgin" Thibodeau the most pathetic man in the history of the earth?

>>74922298
A good team versus a team with a bench carrying their fraud choking "MVP" candidate.

>>74922298
2 strongest title contenders in the west, which means the whole league lol

>>74922290
>saving macro images on your computer

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hi westbrok fans

im mr cury, your worst nightmare

Reminder Clippers blew a 100% chance of winning

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>>74922308

hi westshits

>>74922303

c'mon dude, that's not fair. Give KD the benefit of the doubt, he's injured.

>>74922302
im worried for thibs if he gets fired from another head coaching job he has nothing else in his life outside of basketball he might commit suicide

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helo westbrok fans

remember me?

>>74922309
>tfw i just remembered paul pierce is still in the league and is on the clippers

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where were you when you realized lebron got old and won't be making the finals this year?

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helo weaasthook ur done 4 i lok u down

god bless pastebin anon

>>74922309
Tomorrow's game might crack 300 points

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mr steve adans?

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>>74922342

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>there are grown men roleplaying as basketball players at 3 AM on a Monday night (Tuesday morning)

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>>74922362
helo westshook didnt expect to c u posting tonite

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>>74922362
>Brazil and Larry

>grown men

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who else here can't wait for westshook to get exposed in the first round?

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sory mr westbrok i just striped the ball of you and dunked tee hee

>>74922362
>3am

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>>74922209
Pop's master plan has been boring for a long time now, it should be in the top 10. I agree with the Doorstopper Pee Pee, that's a classic, and the pressure is on (You) is still funny as well. I think Curry spamming should be #1 and John Wall should be lower though, like 4 or 5.

Overall this is a decent list, I rate it a strong 8/10.

>>74922287

Doesn't anybody tell him how bad it looks? He could probably try the shoe polish thing like Boozer did.

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its nothin personel i just hav 2 do it... my katanas r thirsty 4 blud..i siphoun ur energy when the steel hit ur head..now come here mr westy

Does anyone want to roleplay an nba game?

OOC: I'll be Curry

I get the ball on the inbounds and dribble it up the court and yell for a screen at the 3 point line

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>>74922362
>grown men

>>74922373
has he ever commented on this? cuz it seems like he's really into it

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get real, westbrick. you'll never be as good as us

>>74922362
>grown
>men

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oh hey mr bily donovan

gnite /nba/

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>>74922382
I'm Chris Bosh

I switch onto you and get distracted by the sweat glistening on your biceps. Your dick looks real nice through your shorts. You blow past me and I strain myself too much trying to recover for a contest at the rim.

I have a heart attack and die on the court.

>>74922396
fuck u

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>>74922362
>grown men
>roleplaying

Literally manchildren.

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This place is cancerous as fuck.

>>74922412
This desu, we need the Hinkster back to police this place.

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The Golden State Warriors unironically broke the NBA regular season record with 73 wins, came back from a 3-1 deficit against the Oklahoma City Thunder, gained a 3-1 lead on the Cleveland Cavaliers in the NBA Finals, and then lost 3 games in a row and did not win the championship. Stephen Curry unironically won unanimous MVP, back to back MVPs, and exclaimed "We not goin' home!" during a game, before being blocked by LeBron James a record 7 times in one series and indeed going home. Klay Thompson unironically said in a post game interview after going up 3-1 that basketball "is a man's game" and LeBron James "got his feelings hurt", LeBron proceeded to average 36pts/12ast/10reb and won the next 3 games and the championship. Draymond Green unironically avoided suspension for kicking Steven Adams in the balls twice, then STILL continued to play dirty and finally got suspended during the most important series of his life and ultimately cost his team its once historic and now infamous season.

These things all actually happened, the thoughts of this reality stay with me at all times. I go to sleep at night looking up at the stars, wondering what celestial being aligned the universe in such a way to make an event as amazing as this occur. I wake up smiling every morning knowing that the Warriors genuinely went 73-9 and choked a 3-1 lead in the Finals. That even if time is a nonlinear fourth dimension, going back to stop it from happening will simply create another universe where it happens again. That the state of ass-blastedness emanating from the city of Oakland is eternal and infinite, it crosses countless dimensions of the multiverse and its unending torment knows no bounds. I gaze into the endless cosmic wonders around me, still in disbelief that it actually happened, but knowing that my purpose in life was to be born just in time to see LeGod get one for da land.

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helo mr sam presti

im bob, thanks for another W teeheeeee ~

>>74922418
>losing 5 games in the postseason before the finals
writing was on the wall there

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14-0 run.
Had 12 of them.
Game winner.

Checkmate Cuban.

>>74922427
woew scoring on yogi ferrel and jj barea must b tuff..

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I KEEP FALLING AND CAN'T GET UP

>>74922427
go to bed westshit

>>74922431
Is this the Clips4Lyfe speech to text mode you're browsing /nba/ on?

>>74922431
matthews was guarding him most of the night, were you not watching the game?

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>>74922435
I know your pain.

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>>74922444
>were you not watching the game?

>he thinks harry watches basketball

>>74922448
no

i could score 66 on jj barea..

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>tfw you ruined your team's repeat hopes because LeBron demanded you get paid despite you clearly not being worth the large contract and proceed to play like ass and get injured throughout the regular season

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thank you based mods, always got our backs

anyone heard about Dirk? is he playing next year? looks like he can barely play this year...

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>>74922454

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good night /nba/

@74922463
Fuck off already faggit

wtf happened? is these some obese rolepaylign going on?

>>74922470
good night brasil

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>>74922476

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>healthy
>score most points in league history
>4 players injured
>in Semi-finals
>get eliminated
>also get healthy in process
>score more than both teams on the first day in the championship round

FUCK YOU PAUL MILSAP & JABARI PARKER THIS WAS MY YEAR ALSO FUCK YOU TREVOR BOOKER FOR NOT PLAYING FOR 5 GAMES STRAIGHT WHEN I NEEDED YOU

i'll come back later i guess
yall look up some highlights and then we can talk basketball then

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>>74922295
It's that his team gets out coached and he sees it happen in slow mo. Like neo I the matrix. He understands how basketball works but is completely aware of how his team falls short and his coaches trip on themselves. It gets in his head and he will make any excus to get off the court if he can't get a handle on it. I'm mostly bullshitting but here's a fun pic.

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>Be GSW fan
>Be assblasted because no one wants to watch my reddit tier super fag team that's going to get BTFO by the Spurs
>Be HOU fan
>Be mad that some nobody has to come off the bench and hit 7 threes just to beat OKC and now no one is talking about Hardens ""(((MVP)))"" season

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>tfw westcancer exposed
>no one wants him on their team

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PG: Rondo
SG: Lin
SF: Ingram
PF: LeBron
C: Bosh

Coach: Pop

Combined BBIQ?

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>>74922523
81

>>74922222

>>74922520
Kendrick Lamar aka the GOAT on Westbrook's team. Who you got? Drake???? Lmao, go steal someone's flow like you steal your trolling technique from /b/ child.

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>>74922559
B T F O

>kendrick lamar
>goat

u must be white

>>74922373
i got a three day ban for this gif once. mods are fags.

Can you imagine how fucking nice our defense will look when Kyle comes back

>cavs get blown the fuck out
>lose the first seed in the east to memeleltics
>thread is dead silent about it

imagine if it happened to the warriors
you guys love lebron's dick that much?

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>mfw I remember that tyronn lue has a ring and iverson doesn't

>>74922631
Look at the last thread or threads

>>74922632
Allen Iverson is infinitely greater than Lue and rings from role players do not matter at all.

>>74922632

would rather win 0 rings as the #1 guy than 50 rings as some bench warmer

>>74922632
I guarantee Tyron lue has never sold a single jersey ever in his career

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>>74922636
>>74922641
t. barkley and malone

>>74922584
based germany, are you the spuds or knocks one

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>tfw you secretly wanted adams' to die and for houston to buy back the rights of Oilers so that the Texans can use the throwbacks during throwback night
I wasn't aware this was a thing till jordan did it with the hornets. I'm sure titan fans don't want anything houston related attached to their team history.

>>74922138
so. vegas built an arena for fights, managed to steal an expansion team from the nhl which would have went to seattle or canada

then they acquired a NFL team.

the t-mobile arena is a hockey/fight arena. so basketball is an easy/classic conversion

new nba team? or whose teams is getting dusted to LV? suns?

Why does everyone call Westbrook ugly all the time?

Honestly there are far more uglier niggers in the league.

>>74922701

nobody calls westbrook ugly all the time. He's handsome as fuck to be honest mi familia

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>>74922701
good morning nigel, how do you feel about your nuggies

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>>74922397

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>pistons/heat
>rockets/warriors
>blazers/nuggets

A bunch of good games and playoff implications today

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>wizards/lakers

come on wizzy, you gotta let my boys have this one

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top o' the mornin /nba/
>>74923157
i'm counting on you lakeys

>>74922631
People are burnt on the Cavs. Same with Warriors. No matter what is going on in the NBA those two have like a dozen stories each getting ran everyday. No one fucking cares because neither team stands a chance against the Spurs.

>Tank the whole season
>Draft a bust

This been the Lakers problem for the past couple season. Only one player has the same minutes played and PER as Ingram and that player is Adam Morrison. Will the Lakers ever get good?

>be Joakim Noah
>take PEDs
>""""randomly"""" get drug tested
>get banned for 20 games

>be LeCoffee
>take PEDs all career long
>never tested
>never banned

Explain this shit

>>74923930
The NBA literally built the guy up as a marketing tool.

How does a guy like Gordon Hayward not sign with Boston in the offseason if they finish at #1 this year?

>>74924202
Only if Boston gets far in the playoffs and the Jazz don't. But then it's still a maybe.

>>74924202
Because Gordon is tired of losing season series to the thunder

>>74924215
If a guy like Hayward thinks he can be a difference maker in the playoffs, then he can sign with them without them having to give up any assets. They'd have the assets to make a trade for another player as well.

>>74922644
>shirt sales la

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Reminder.

>>74922286
Colin pls go

>>74924295
>w-we don't even care about the 1 seed!!
>d-danny ainge is a b-bad drafter!!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

/nba/ on FULL damage control

AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>74924295
How do those big market teams suck so bad? That's NHL tier

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this guy has a point

Reminder that Boston fans unironically believe they will go to the finals because of their 1st seed.

Reminder Atlanta got 1st seed in 14/15

Reminder Indiana got 1st seed in 13/14

Reminder Chicago got 1st seed in 11/12

????????????????????????????????

Cavs will win the finals again, save this

>>74924385
How many of those also had control over the unprotected first-round draft picks of the worst team in the league for the next 2 years?

>>74924385
But I don't think that. I just want to make the ECF, take Lebron to 7, make him work for it, and then draft Markelle Fultz.

>>74924202
>boston fans chant MVP for thomas but are secretly planning on kicking the manlet to the curb for le white guy ncaa duo
o i am laffin

>>74924526
Hayward isn't to replace IT, he's to play alongside him and Horford plus another superstar

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>tfw LeGod purposely tanking just to avoid the Heat and get an easier first round matchup

>>74924453
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

/NBA/ BTFO AGAIN
AAHAHAHAHA

>>74924527
>giving max contracts to a manlet, white jae crowder, and old man horford
>plus another superstar
>implying ainge won't draft a bust
o i am laffin

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I hate to admit this, but I miss this nigga. Max is miles better at debating, but Skip was a better entertainer. I miss his autistic tantrums.

>>74924555
His new show>>>>>>>>first take

>>74924555
Why does this guy get so much hate? He's right more than he's wrong.

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>>74924584
>He's right more than he's wrong.
pic related. it's you.

>>74924348
Knicks would be a ridiculous powerhouse if they had a competent owner

>>74924555
Then watch Skip's show. It is miles better than Racebaiting vs Cuck on ESPN.

>>74924453
Brooklyn won't be this bad next year. If you honestly belive Brooklyn will be a top 10 worst team next year you are sorely mistaken

>>74924555
Why? He was just a troll on TV, but he was even shit at that because people caught on after a while.
If you want entertainment just watch Inside the NBA. At least they talk basketball for like 10 mins.

>>74924661
>denial

http://www.espn.com/nba/story/_/id/19021351/nba-commissioner-adam-silver-wants-woman-head-coach-sooner-later

which team is gonna get her and how will they do?

>>74924573
SKEYUUUPPP

>>74924758
Capped

>>74924851
You're gonna look dumb when it turns out I'm right

>>74924842
>pistons
>magic
>kings
>nuggets
these are the only teams I could see being cool with a female head coach.

Are there any brilliant female head coaches in the WNBA?

>>74924919
your mom is a perfect head coach

>>74924886
warriors would be cool with it

>>74924965
The franchise is in a good position. Basically, shit teams with nothing to lose would be willing to take on the sideshow, that is a female head coach.

Not saying women can't coach NBA level, but her entire career would be under scrutiny, with every loss being a reflection on her inability to command a winner.

Watch celcucks get the 4th pick in the draft

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Chink DeKobe replica arrived

>>74925208
how much you pay? I swear this looks like the NBA.com replica, which sale for only $49.99.

>>74925208
where'd you get it?

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>>74925208
>>74925246

20$, some are even less expensive

Check out dhgate, seller topsportmall. Can't post links. On the site he has photoshopped versions without adidas signs. Here you can see the real jerseys - http://topsportmall.v.yupoo.com/?lang=en

I am 187 cm and took M and it runs a bit long but it's generally okay. I am thinking to try S next time tho.

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>>74924584
this

it's east coast sports bias desu

skip is the man, dropping anti-lebum redpills on the regular

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>>74925208
>not the ingram 14 jersey
dropped

>>74925377
>people actually give him shit for this
for anyone that's never played sports at a somewhat serious level, this shit hurts like hell.

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>>74925376
I don't understand that website

>>74925445

http://v.yupoo.com/photos/topsportmall/categorys/41690343/

Here you have jerseys sorted by teams. But if you wan't to order you have to go to dhgate com and find the seller topsportmall and find the jerseys you want. I can't post links directly to it because of 4chan spam regulation for some reason.

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>>74925429
lebron's always pulling some shit

>>74923930
The worst is that what Noah took will be allowed next year

Remember when the warriors went from losing in the first round to winning the finals?

It's happening again with boston prepare your anus

>>74923930
>LeBron
>never tested
kek, you are deluded

If he was a cheater and the NBA allowed him to cheat he wouldn't go to the Olympics and get exposed by their doping tests

>>74924868
We're winning with Lin back. We are only gonna improve. What is your reasoning on to why we will be bottom feeders next year?

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Is he right, /nba/?

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>>74925755
>the suns would have two rings

'no'

>>74925755
The Suns absolutely got fucked out of a ship. I don't know about 2 or 3 though.

>>74925850
don't get up from the bench if you don't want to get suspended

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>>74924295
All according to plan

Dave Joerger talks like Solid Snake
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNXSHsFaruQ&t=4s

>>74926053
/nba/ mad as fuck

>>74925543

lol what

you think lebron is actually stupid enough to keep taking them 1-2 weeks before the olympics?

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>>74925755

>people forget how fucking dirty and gritty the spurs used to be. They also flopped a shit ton.

Amazing how they have managed to flip thier image 180.

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>Craptors are the fourth seed

HAHAHAHA CANADA STAY SHOOK

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>>74922308
>>74922320
>>74922335
>>74922342
>>74922349
>>74922366
>>74922370
>>74922393


are we living the golden age of /nba/? people will look back 3 years from now and realize that

>>74926141
Rings will always make dirty teams the good guys.

>>74926141

spurs still cheat. Remember in 2013 or 2014 when they turned the air conditioning off to give lebron cramps?

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No one can stop him. 2017 league MVP and finals MVP.

>>74926163
>losing to the lowryless raptors
if the rapties are trash than boston is the liquid at the bottom of the trash

>>74926280
>Remember in 2013 or 2014 when they turned the air conditioning off to give lebron cramps?
You the big ol' women sucking the air out of the arena and trying to kill Lebron.

>>74926282
i like how he has no emotion in any spurs game i decide to watch

he's mysterious and cool!

>>74926399
Don't @ me

>>74926280
not the spurs fault lebron is a pussy

>>74922268
4 people had more points than Harden that game

>>74926556
you cant stop me

>>74926556
you cant guard him

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https://streamable.com/3fz84

skip is right

>>74922645
>>74922636
>>74922632
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=grXws5m11SA

>>74924202
Because he can join a real basketball player at OKC
Manlets BTFO

>>74926740
>does this
>loses the series
>never the same
>plays for the shitggets
>off the bench
>retires
>realizes he should've practiced instead of thinking he was god at the sport just because he crossed over jordan that one time
>meanwhile, lue is coaching the best team in the NBA and winning championships while iverson gets fat in his baggy 90s pants and jerseys like he's fresh out of a 2004 cam'ron video
pathetic

>>74926710

skip literally never played basketball before. He doesn't realize sometimes when you're in the game and your adrenaline is pumping you don't feel pain immediately. That's exactly what happened to Lebron, it's a delayed reaction because he had too much adrenaline pumping

>>74926710
>a tap
holy shit, this nigga better be trolling. an elbow is just a tap?

>>74926831
>t. bronsexual

I always know when someone is a redditor because they use the term troll and trolling

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>>74926831

>>74926874
Yes, an elbow can be just a tap. The man barely touched him. The elbow just slightly skimmed over his skin. Lebron then proceeds to put on a giant act to try to get referee sympathy.

>>74926909
"Holy shit" is a big indicator as well.

>>74926831
Skip Bayless was an elite player he could score on the level of Pistol Pete meanwhile you are just a fat ass posting on 4chan

>>74926909
>>74926972
>not browsing other websites
holy shit, you guys best be trolling

kek, remember when Lebron held his wrist for a full minute and faked an injury the last possession of the finals just so people would forgive him in case he missed the game icing free throws?

there's no way you can tell me he's not a pussy after that. Plus he fucking gave everyone in cleveland a heart attack and forced his team to take a time out over his bullshit antics

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>down by 30
>need an excuse
>someone bumps u lightly with elbow under basket
>hang around for 30 secs and decide to fall over near half court
>muh neck and muh back
how can anyone believe this faggot

>>74925681
The Nets aren't going to jeopardize their ability to secure a top pick once they have their own picks back. They aren't going to be getting better.

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SHRWOWEKNK!!!!! Rapties the best chance of getting the title in the eastern conference

AHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHA NUGGIES DROPPED OUT OF THE PLAYOFFS AHAHAHAHHAHAHA NIGEL BTFO

>>74926710
>https://streamable.com/3fz84
based skip

Honestly no point in watching basketball, boxscores tell you all you need to know. Been about 2 and a half years since I watched a basketball game outside of the finals yet I'm a regular /nba/ poster.

>>74927148
same senpai. it's pretty fun checking the ESPN box scores every night and shitposting on /nba/

>>74927148
>he still reads box scores

lmao why even bother doing that when you can just have a computer program read them for you?

I just wrote a program to analyze all the box scores and told me harden was winning MVP and Lebron is winning the finals.

enjoy watching your "sport" while I basically already know what's going to happen

What's the best recipe website /nba/? I wanna start cooking, the most I've ever cooked is instant macaroni

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>>74927303
>lebron winning
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

>>74927044
We get our picks back in 2019. The plan is to stay competitive AND search for young talent. Via trading for picks, Overseas or the D-League, or free agency. The Nets could have overplayed a lot more players to win now in free agency last season just to spite Boston. But then we would just become a treadmill team with no hope or cap space. Tanking(In 2019) isn't the solution either.The draft is a crap shoot. A good scouting department can make a difference. The Magic have no good talent even though they have been in the lottery for a couple years. While teams like the Bucks and Nuggets have drafted well. Lin and Lopez(If he doesn't get traded this offseason) will be on the team next season. Our young players will improve. We will stay competitive next year.

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all things considered, is this the greatest moment in NBA history?

>>74927375

desu I don't really understand it either but hey the numbers don't lie.

>>74927430
>after the jew bans green to give the cavs a chance

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>>74927430
Yes

>>74927564
>after green couldn't stop being a chimp

>>74926710
David "Bruce" Lee

>>74927430
best lebron face so yeah

>>74927430
curry hits a three after this

>/nba/ cries because the NBA is soft now
>they cry when someone with toughness comes into the league and call them chimps
lmao, i too browse reddit

Are people joking when they say they don't browse reddit? I mean moot himself goes to reddit now. Reddit is most like oldschool 4chan. It's where 4channers go when they grow up

>>74928373
damn, Webber is a lot shorter than I thought

>>74928373

and yet ludicris has more money, more bitches, and more weed than all of those guys in that pic. Be honest, if you could trade lives with anyone there you would rather be Ludi

>>74928414
Manlet detected

>>74928386
i dont visit reddit
i hardly visit 4 chan

people going to reddit when they grow up is asinine though

>>74928414
life is all about
>money
>bitches

typical nba viewer, probably african american

>>74928166
LeBron won the the NBA Championship after that.

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>>74928458
so youre disparaging those things in favor of ... just being a tall man.

>>74928458

so you're saying you'd rather be some tall faggot who puts a ball in a hoop than be a rapper who wins grammies and gets to be in movies?

fuck that shit, music/acting success >>>> sports success

>>74928414
Lmao, Luda is worth less than 40 million. Garnett is worth hundreds of millions.

>>74928492
Yeah, any movie luda has been in has been complete garbage and not worth watching, rap music is also complete dog shit also

I bet you anything the bottom 3 playoff teams in the east are scrambling their asses off to get that favorable matchup against the celtics. They are either tanking or trying to win just to get that 8th seed and sweep the Celtics with a good gameplan. Literally no team in the east wants to face the cavs, rapties or wizards in the 1st. Hahahaha There has probably never been a more fraudulant 1st seed in the playoffs in the history of the nba. Even the fucking Hawks were more of a threat a couple years ago lmao...

Fucking KEKAROONY

>>74928475

Celtics #1 after that

>>74928545

still though, would be more satisfied laying on my deathbed knowing I created art that millions of people enjoyed over just being some guy who happened to be tall enough to play some arbitrary sport.

I realize not everyone thinks like me but I would bet the vast majority of people would agree.

John Wall should be in MVP consideration desu

>>74928575
stay mad

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if westbrook is so good how come drake never made a song about him

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>>74928545
>fast and the furious
>garbage

>>74927430
I love how RJ points towards the Cavs side, as if LeBron didn't actually block him and Steph threw the ball out of bounds.

>>74928645
I hate this reaction image

>>74928604
probably because the vast majority of people are greedy morons like yourself

>>74928651
Fast and the Furious is total garbage made for plebs with the lowest of IQ. Especially Tokyo Drift where every jap has a pimped out car and drift together at night...

>>74928608
He won't until Wiz make ECF. Also there hasn't been an EC player to win MVP since Rose (outside of Lebron James). EC player have been non-existent after Iverson Lebron, and Rose

Remember last season when ESPN was trying to make an argument that Curry deserved to win Most Improved Player on top of the MVP award? Lmao

>>74928719
>Fast and the Furious is total garbage made for plebs with the lowest of IQ.

only brainlets with medium IQ's like yourself care about that sort of thing. Actual high IQ patricians are able to enjoy movies despite them being dumbed down for casual audiences. (in fact all movies are dumbed down, not just F&F movies)

>>74928608
He isn't even the MVP in his conference.

>>74928795
it takes a real scatter brained individual to enjoy anything related to super cool and fast cars

>>74928795
This.

Even the New Yorker is made so high schoolers can comprehend it. There is no higher patrician cultural thing that educated people can enjoy without worrying about stupidity creeping in

>>74928878
Movies are supposed to be fun. How is F & F not fun?

What movies are fun to you?

>>74928795
Check out the brainlet calling others brainlets. Enjoy your shit Fast & Furious #14 with fast cars for brain dead plebs and the "muh family" story only a child would enjoy. I'll be in the other cinema watching Power Rangers like a true patrician.

>>74928919
He's the type of nigga who thinks "Depression Quest" is a fun game.

>>74928919
Same type of Niggas that hate on artists like drake cause his music doesn't have a message

>>74928414
>Be honest, if you could trade lives with anyone there you would rather be Ludi
I'd rather be the HoF'er who's forever etched in the history of my respected sport.

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realistically speaking is this the greatest moment ever in nba history?

>>74929060
You mean to tell me Steph couldn't get past an Australian shitposter so he just settled for the 3?

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>>74929060
Let me play you the song of my people

>>74929060
Pretty much yeah

>>74928919
movies in general are bad and just over hyped garbage that will be forgotten the next month I rarely watch them

>>74929017
who actually listens to music / movies to get a "message"

>>74929019

He's what, a top 20 player now?

50 years from now where do you think he'll be ranked? Maybe top 50? And in 50 more years after that he might not even be top 100. Pretty sure nobody will even know who he is 100+ years from now. Same is true for ludacris too, but nobody will be etched in history for that long unless you're michael jordan or the beatles or something. Everyone is forgotten.

plus ludacris is more popular now. hell my grandma knows who luda is, only basketball autists know kevin garnet.

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>>74929060
thats the moment i became a fan

>>74927430
Who was Jefferson pointing to? God?

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is this the second best moment in nba history?

>>74927430
why does lebron make that face

>>74929211
He'll always be in the record books because of his MVP and his ring. Since we also live in the era of the highlight and streaming, it's not tough to find full games of Garnett playing.
If he's forgotten, so be it, but it won't be anytime soon. Celebrities however, have much less saying power because their success is dictated by trends. Outside of movies, Luda hasn't exactly been making waves or setting new trends.

who is going to guard harden tonight, klay?

>>74924364
His son looks so ashamed to have a gay dad

>>74929060
It's the Ray Allen three and I ain't even a Lebron/Heat fan

>>74929115
delete this picture

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oh shit men...

>>74929133
I listen to grandmaster flash for this

>>74930114
men he really needs to clear his face before joining my lakeys...

>>74930191
Arent you from the bay area?