/cric/

Reminder only casuals are watching a shitty international test instead of the elite muscular Sheffield Shield

Never really cared for cricket tbqh

Really enjoying winning test matches in three days lads.

FUCKING CHEAT

Cricket is a shit game

Vijay was out they didn't even take review because Smith wasted one yesterday

de Big Guy might well become the best all rounder of all time.

muh yung gunss

>not appealing

JUST

bangladesh are unironically a better team than australia, their batting line up completely blows aus out the water

Runsshit cost Australia this game

Ship him back to Yorkshire

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UUUURRRRGGGHHNNNN I REALLY GOTTA *prrrp* urrrggghhh *fllllrrrrpp* MOVE OVER LADS *sprints to dunny* OH NO I'M NOT GONNA MAKE IT *ssplllrrrch* OH OOHHHH FUCKEN OATH HERE IT COMES *pulls down pants in commentary box* AAAARRRRGGGGHHHH *SPPPPLLLLLLUUURRRRSSSSSSPPPPP* *FARP* *FARP* *FARP* *PLLLRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSSSHHHSQLCHSQUELCHSQUELCHSQUELCH* OOOOOHHHHH *SSSSSSSSSSSSSPPPPPPPPRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTT*

If Rahual was Italian he'd be Rahgoo

muh yung gunsss

>>74920999

why is the new kid in the slips anyway, usually its all the older blokes

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>Matt Renshaw's gf
Literally fucking Maisie Williams

Didn't know Drake bowls for NZ.

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shield final in the bag

domestic cricket > international cricket

>>74921017
Do you reckon they do scat together?

>>74921015
Because Warner is shit there

COLLAPSE

>Seth Afrika

>>74921017
he'll upgrade from that surely

Tamin Iqbal
Soumya Sarkar
Sabbir Rahman
Mushfiqur Rahim
Shakib Al Hasan
Mossadek Hussein

I literally challenge anyone to find a better top 6 than this, ever

>>74921017
I'm from the same village as Maisie Williams ama

>>74921037
Langer
Hayden
Ponting
Martyn
Clarke
Katich

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>>74921033
Do you think his teammates make fun of him every time he brings her to the Allan Border medal?

tfw sky go is slow and you keep checking the thread

the poo ma

>>74921033
Not after this game

>>74921049
literally umpball:the players

the game has moved on m8, time you did as well

C O L L A P S E

>>74921055
That girl is more attractive than the guy. What the fuck is up with his head?

C O L L A P S E
O
L
L
A
P
S
E

BTFO

>>74921071
If both of their facial structure merged they'd have a normal shaped face

>>74921049
kato was no good at 6

would have hussey instead

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>Poojara

ON YA BIKE CUNT

GET A BROWN DOG UP YA

>>74921070
>>74921074
Called it
>>74921028

>wearing sunnies while bowling
lyon getting ahead of himself

>>74921071
>That girl is more attractive than the guy.
That's usually how it works fag

>poominy
>bapooma
>mixing politics with sport

Weak, pathetic commentary team trying to put down the elite, muscular Sky Sports montage team.

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>>74921097
it's an elite look

how are the saffers not begging de villiers to play tests?

>still cant sleep

>Rahane facing The Cum

here we fucking go lads

I N T H E B A G

>>74921101
I read the post as making fun of her for not being a stereotypical trophy girlfriend like cricketers normally get.

>>74921055
Why do Australians like American women so much?

There have been countless important moments in this series, but with every Indian wicket that falls in this innings, the catch dropped by Renshaw on the second evening here just becomes even more decisive

>>74921122
yeah going real well

>>74921132
setting him up mate

>>74921055
thicc

Kepler can't take his team losing very well.

it's all over for india

>>74921132
playing the long game la

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>>74921144

What sort of wessel to you think he'll be using to get home?

>>74921144
Yeah Australia has likely lost.

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Stop getting my hopes slightly up! Setting me up for even more pain

By this time, next week Cummins and Yadavs would be bowling together for KKR

*bowls around the wicket at you*

>>74921161
The Pequod

What did Wade say?

*farts*

Ausgoat

>>74921182
"can smell you from here cunt"

>>74921182
When we think of God as the creator, we are thinking of him, most of the time, as a supernal artisan. Whatever doctrine we may be considering, whether it be a doctrine like that of Descartes, or of Leibniz himself, we always imply that the will follows, more or less, from the understanding or at least accompanies it, so that when God creates he knows precisely what he is creating. Thus, the conception of man in the mind of God is comparable to that of the paper-knife in the mind of the artisan: God makes man according to a procedure and a conception, exactly as the artisan manufactures a paper-knife, following a definition and a formula. Thus each individual man is the realization of a certain conception which dwells in the divine understanding.

>>74921182
YOURS BALLS ARE GOOD IN ALL CONDITIONS GARREE

From Kolkata pitch in New Zealand Series to Pune pitch. From Kohli's Daddy Hundreds to Pujara's Marathon Innings. From Ashwin's magic to Jadeja's sword. From Kohli's aggression to Ishant's sledging. From New Zealand to England. It has been a great home season for India..which is finally ending with this nail biting thriller series in the beautiful Himalayas

>>74921182
From Kolkata pitch in New Zealand Series to Pune pitch. From Kohli's Daddy Hundreds to Pujara's Marathon Innings. From Ashwin's magic to Jadeja's sword. From Kohli's aggression to Ishant's sledging. From New Zealand to England. It has been a great home season for India, which is finally ending with this nail biting thriller series in the beautiful Himalayas

>>74921186
Kek

not being made redundant lads

>>74921212
Your entire nation is redundant

two wickets next over

>>74921177
Cummins bought by DD so he will be bowling with Shami and not Yadav

Australia got outplayed lads

Covers just came on

waiting for the mitchell johnson 5/2 from cummies desu

Nations that are finished:
Australia, South Africa.
Nations that re in glorious ascendancy:
India, New Zealand.

>>74921235
too early to call la

>>74921188
well, fuck

Fuck SA's middle order

>>74921235
victims of their own success you could say

>>74921243
>Nations
>Australia

you mean the Queendom of Australia

I am starting to develop a feeling of emptiness as India's home season is coming to an end. Kudos to BCCI for arranging this wonderful season with new venues and exciting opposition

Who /cycloneDebbie/ here?

>>74921257
might want to look up the definition of the word nation mate

>>74921257
I'm trying to compliment your disgusting little country here, don't fucking backtalk me monkey boy.

>>74921264
walkcunt should have died in the cyclone

>>74921261
looking forward to the SA tour tbqh

>>74921264
nah mate I'm not a sugar cane nigger

whats the next Australian test series lads?

>>74921267
>>74921272
stay un-free bitches

Will the Blackcaps run train on that little twink Santa after winning tomorrow?

>>74921280
the ashes mate

>>74921286
I'm thinking about driving over for the day to catch the game, really hope I can watch his pink little hole get annihilated.

Maybe even get a chance to join in.

In 1933 Ellis Achong bowled a ripper of a delivery. A left-arm off-spinner, Achong bowled a variation out of the back of the hand that turned in to the right-hander, bamboozling Englishman Walter Robins who was stumped. The disappointed Robins exclaimed loudly, making reference to Achong’s status as the first test player of Chinese descent: “Fancy being done by a bloody Chinaman!” Achong’s own recollection1 states that the remark was directed at West Indian all-rounder and noted anti-rascism campaigner Learie Constantine. Others elaborate that Constantine asked in response “Do you mean the bowler or the ball?” his tone presumably aggrieved. Whatever the precise truth of the incident, and despite the fact that Achong was not even the first recorded practitioner of the ball, the name stuck and since then it has been known as the chinaman. 2

It’s worth noting that Achong himself didn’t have a problem with this outcome. The National Sporting Archives of Trinidad and Tobago reports: “It is said that Achong invented the “Chinaman,” the slow left-arm ball coming out the back of the hand. And no one finds the joke more delightful than Achong himself, a cheerful man and the first and only person of Chinese ancestry to play Test cricket for the West Indies”.3 He lived to the age 82 and till his death in 1986 made no comment against the usage in interviews about the event.

However societies change, language changes, and in other contexts the term “Chinaman” became increasingly unacceptable. In cricket, however, the term has only ever been used as descriptive of the bowling style – there is no record of a controversy where it has been thrown around as a pejorative. But in 2017, the question has been raised: does the term carry over its connotations over from wider society?

Sports writer Andrew Wu called for the term to be dropped entirely on hearing it repeatedly as Kuldeep Yadav bowled in the 4th test.

What a SHOT! Sir JEE!

Wu was alarmed at “how often and insensitively the term was being used after Kuldeep’s efforts” and relates how he took to twitter to gain insightful and nuanced perspectives from well-respected experts on the issue. Internet self-martyrdom aside, the crux of Wu’s argument against “chinaman” is that the term was borne out of Robins’ original racist insult and is therefore irredeemable, and that the term itself is “insensitive” across all contexts.
The first argument is actually a rather shallow reading of the original incident. The remark was obviously racist, but was the acceptance of the term? Wu writes: “Its origin in cricket came not out of respect but disbelief that an Englishman could lose his wicket to a Chinese”. Certainly that was Robins’ perspective, but in memorialising his hubris has the term not served to highlight that race was no boundary to wicket-taking ability? The retort from Constantine is particularly important, because it shows that this didn’t take place in a British old-boys atmosphere where racial considerations were ignored and everyone had a chuckle about the genetic inferiority of the yellow man. Indeed the imposition of a white captain by the WICB on the mostly black West Indian team that included players of George Headley’s stature was a source of tension from the 20s till the accession of Frank Worrell. These were issues that were present in the players’ minds. Further, that Achong apparently considered it a joke may well point to the reply of “The bowler or the ball” being the key ingredient in the naming, not the barb itself.

But there is no one authoritative source for the incident, there is confusion over what happened, so we could just disregard the history and look at the word as it is used. Within the game there is no history of derogatory usage, but outside there is. Three similar examples to consider are debates over “bitch”, “cunt”, and blackface.

>>74921285
>India declares independence
>Gets partitioned
>End up creating a nature that you will pretty much be informally at war over for eternity
Hmm really worked out

>>74921294
stats-diddy

Within this article and many similar, we get arguments such as “Throwing around the word cunt as if it has no meaning anymore—or some “new” meaning separate from gender—is ignorant and lazy, and contributes, in spite of all protestations to the contrary, to a culture of inequality.” The implication is that you’re a bad person if you ever use the word cunt, that words never or only very slowly lose their meanings in the hands of oppressive groups, only oppressed groups can reshape the meaning for themselves. If you decide that there is such a massive difference between calling someone a “cunt” or a “dickhead” due to the underlying gender of the genitalia, then perhaps words are forever tied to all of their connotations. But if you don’t, then there is hope for “chinaman” as a bowling style. Similarly is blackface always wrong? If so then was Black Like Me a wrong thing to publish? Most advocates of racial equality would say it advanced the cause. Should John Safran be exiled from polite society for this? Again, meanings vary across context, and the strict absolutists about language are found out. If even these extreme examples present different meanings across different contexts then chinaman can exist separately as a delivery and in a separate context as a taboo slur.

1. The Complete Record of West Indian Cricketers reproduced at http://www.espncricinfo.com/ci/content/story/67761.html

2. Arm-ball to Zooter: A Sideways Look at the Language of Cricket by Lawrence Booth is a good retelling

https://books.google.com.au/books?id=4Gd0jCwO-mwC&pg=PT57&lpg=PT57&dq=Learie+Constantine+chinaman&source=bl&ots=ifIEw0x5hS&sig=rFJ188MiWrCGhY_AGn_GbVHp_Wg&hl=en&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwiauLKx9_fSAhWBU7wKHQfYCBoQ6AEIOTAG#v=onepage&q=Learie%20Constantine%20chinaman&f=false

3. http://www.sportarchivestt.com/athletes/ellis-edgar-achong/ Herbert Chang, another cricketer of Chinese descent, also played a test for WI

Fuckin hell

DANIEL committing suicide

getting a bit demoralized here tbqh la

>>74921302
nation*

>>74921302
Talk cricket Bitch

Talk Cricket

Also lick the Queen's ass while you do it.

rahane is fucking shit

>>74921316
someone make a vocaroo of this post in an indian accent

Pat Cummins more like Pat Shittins right lads

FIXED

would have been nice if we could have been 84-2, what a bunch of fucking weak cunts

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IT'S TIME

RAHANE SIR IS ON FIRE


IT'S TIME FOR MORNING TEA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAA


WHAT STYLE


POOR KANGAROOS
RAPE
RAPE
RAPE
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAA
*Sips chai*

South America test matches when

>>74921316
>raises irrelevant material
>gets btfo with said subject
>p-p-please lay off the elite truth bombs

Bumba Poopeempa

At this rate, Rahane may complete his 50 and Rahul may fall short of it

Well that's that then. Come home, boys.

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>>74921330

>>74921347
imagine going on reddit and having to wade through an entire thread of this shit

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>>74921327

>>74921352
>LE U R LE NO LIFE XD XD

>it's that one episode where the indians try posint "banter"

>>74921364

No wonder there's no one picking up at the call centre.

india lose

>>74921391
Trying to cancel your foxtel subscription skippy?

KEK

>>74921396
it's 0-4 Australia for all us non-causals tbqh la

>poopeelia thought they could meme this game
awwww kek

Surely this has to be the last test match that the so called "sub continent specialist" ever plays.

cricket was the winner

>>74921409
*casuals

stupid DSP class

>>74921412
Probably.

I'm done defending him at this point, useless cunt.

Who cares about this?

We got a big match coming up with the UAE in footy. Get hyped.

>>74921432
footy means australian rules not soccer mate

>>74921422
That you Gatelad

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>>74921415

with a hat-trick we're still in this

reminder that the ipl season starts next week

>>74921448
I reckon a quickfire eight would do it

Rahul doesn't deserve a 50

fuck this shit sport

THIS IS NOW A OFFICIALY LAUGH AT AUSFALIA THREAD
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>The city of Poopeelia

>>74921443
Yes.

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Well tried, Australia. Well tried.

However...

Ian Gould still telling cunts off

HAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAAHHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAAHHAHAHA

I don't even like cricket desu. It's footy season

>>74921487
Are you on pooicide watch due to the S Marsh being unlikely to play again and M Marsh unlikely to be picked for the side in at least the next two years?

YAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAH


*calls mom*


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>POOPEELIA


HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>74921412
Are we talking about SMarsh or Lyon?

pls be civil India

>>74921518
S Marsh. Lyon was respectable.

>>74921446
>he pays to shitpost on 4chan

HAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAAHHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAAHHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAAHHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAAHHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAAHHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAAHHAHAHA
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HAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAAHHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAAHHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAAHHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAAHHAHAHA

>>74921519
LEFT IT ON THE FIELD MATE


LEFT IT ON THE FIELD


YOU GUYS LOST

>>74921519
Convicts telling others to be civil

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>74921509
I literally do not give a fuck about either of them anymore.

Playing in India is pretty swell.

>Produce pitches that offer things to the bowlers
>Wickets constantly falling if the batsmen don't apply themselves
>Tests finish in 3-4 days if one side are shitters.

Meanwhile in Australia:
>Pitches are complete roads
>Full 5 days of batsmen smashing the bowlers around
>Tests end in a 5 day draw to maximise gate revenue

I wish Cricket Australia had the same love of the game that their Indian counterparts do.

What a wholesome and enjoyable series.

>>74921551

Agreed, I hate how other aussies bitch about the pitches over there when we have ones like the WACA here. At least it makes for more interesting games over there.

>>74921551
I think it'd be nice to take a shit on the WACA too.

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU HIDE IN YOUR UNPOPULATED DESERT ON MEME BOUNCY WICKETS STATPADDING FOREVER AND NEVER PLAYING IN DIFFICULT CONDITIONS

BLOWN. THE. FUCK. OUT
GET FUCKED AUSSIES. FUCK OFF.

>MEME SHIT
>GAYVID KEKNER
>SHITARC
>MUH GOLDEN GENERATION
>MUH FOUR HORSEMEN
>137 (ONE THIRTY SEVEN)
>GETTING DESTROYED BY CABBIES AND A CHINAMAN
>BLOWN
>THE
>FUCK
>OUT
>THE ANAL RAVAGED CANCER QUARANTINE ZONE KNOWN AS LOSTFAILURE

FUCK OFF CONVICTS. GET FUCKED

>>74921596

gg wp

>>74921551
'''''''Test ''''''' griget

Is there a more OVERRATED batsman than Meme Shit?

No seriously, is there?

I think we can all agree that poo was the winner today. Let us all celebrate with a mighty group shit!

>>74921596
I thought you guys played really well and it was an enjoyable series for all the twists and turns. Thank you for having us India.

>>74921551
t. Raj

>>74921634
Av >60 for more than 50 tests.

>>74921596

India played well even without Kohli firing, was a well deserved win to your guys. Can't wait for the next series.

>>74921634
>bowlers have one good match each in them
>other batsmen have one decent innings at most in them
>smith carries this fucking team to get close to a series victory in india
one of the all-time great individual series tbqh with you

>>74921651
I hate reddit

>>74921635
>>74921638
*extends garlicy, greasy, smelly hand for a shake*

*farts*

>>74921638
>>74921651
Stop being nice cunts

Was that Jadeja in the indian-spec speed dealers? Jesus he's gotten fat.

>>74921648
>60
really made me think

Congratulations India. Thoroughly deserved. Smudge and Co. can walk with their heads held up high. No shame in losing to an amazing team.

Well played India.

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australia why

Now Smith can work on his real passion of stacking cans of food

Well done India, too good.
I'm proud of our boys, if someone offered me a 1-2 loss before this series I would take it in a heartbeat. It does hurt to come so close to winning the series and then tripping at the final hurdle though.

>>74921699
Why have you got your vas def tangled over Smith? He was our best batsman for the series.

Did you ever hear the tragedy of Steven Peter Deveraux Smith The Wise? I thought not. It’s not a story the Indians would tell you. It’s an Australian legend. Steven Peter Deveraux Smith was a captain of the Australian Cricket team, so powerful and so wise he could use his cricket ability to carry the Australian team… He had such a knowledge of the bat that he could even keep the ones he cared about from losing. The back and across is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught the world everything he knew, then India killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from losing, but not himself.

>>74921699
that's davey mate

>>74921730
literally fuck reddit

Lmao look at the pathetic AusFAILians trying to be civil now! Pathetic!

>watching cucket
Smh

>>74921726
I just want to fit in

Both teams should be proud.
India for capping off an extremely dominant home season and Australia for putting up a great fight and making this a great series, when everyone thought this would be a 4-0 trouncing.

All of India will be dancing in the streets tonight.

Of course, by dancing, I mean shitting.

>>74921730
>Deveraux

lmao what a gay name

>>74921750
ahahaha lmoa great ""banter''"

Honestly, fuck Australia. I was meant to spend the rest of the evening cabbaged out watching some cricket. Now I need to find some anime to watch.

>>74921761
>anime

fucking kill yourself you disgusting excuse for a human being

>>74921750
"Where the streets have no name" - U2-1

For the Aussies, this was the best series since the '05 Ashes (except for maybe that 2 test series in South Africa when Cummins debuted, but it wasn't long enough). Smith is super human, the Marsh brothers are sub human, Maxi keeps his spot, great to see Cummins firing and as good as SOK was he is still #2 to the GOAT.

>>74921761
what anime my friend
It better not be moeshit

Indian fans are so excited they could shit........

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>>74921769
Yeah alright, keep it coming.

>>74921782
I've got a couple of episodes of Tiger Mask W to catch up on that I might watch. After that who knows.

>>74921761
This

>ending a 5 day match in 3 days and a session
Pathetic

>>74921791
kys weeb fuck

smith is the best batsman, jadeja is the best bowler, marshes can officially fuck off forever, pujara and rahul are great, lyon is goat spinner for australia, we found a no 6 in maxi and warner was literally exposed

>>74921807
Agreed. The whole Marsh family must suck tremendous cock to retain their places. Remember Geoff Marsh averaged thirty fucking three as an opener and somehow held his place for 50 tests!

>not letting Kohli speak
kek

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Congratulations Australia.

>>74921870
he is fuming lel

>>74921872
Is that poo on those chicks' hands?

See ya lads I'm off to go bully the wogs in their soccer World Cup thread

>>74921870
good
>>74921872
ready to get browned tbqh
>>74921863
Was Rodney a good keeper?

>>74921897
Talking about S, M & G Marsh, jizzknuckles.

>>74921897
>Was Rodney a good keeper?
800 First Class catches.

>>74921863
He held his spot because there was literally no one in the Sheffield Shield, where he scored 30+ centuries including a HS of 355*, that could compare.

We weren't always great at cricket you know.

>>74921951
I could have taken 800 catches off lillee

>>74921791
>Tiger Mask W
think I saw something about that when watching NJPW Wrestle Kingdom

>>74922027
Doubt it

stunning sunset tonight lads

>wake up
>india win
>quoteas getting PTFO
noice

>talking about muh conditions , muh pitches before and during the series
>got a meme bouncy pitch the way they like
>lost by 8 wickets after 3 days

hmm what did they meme by this ?

>>74922078
This was nothing like an Australian pitch, have you never watched a game of cricket outside of India in your life?

>>74922055

Na lad Australia will comeback from this series loss.

>tfw long season of meme cricket

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>>74922118

>cyclone debbie
Why do they give pornstar names to all cyclones?

>>74922142
Coz cyclones blow

>>74922169
ba dum tish

https://theestablishment.co/why-im-done-being-a-good-mentally-ill-person-aa1124fa4215

good read

how is it up in mackay?

>>74922377
>sanity is just a social construct
how low can we go lads

>>74922400
but mental illness is literally defined as being unable to function in society

please watch our league. thank you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2HmVIiswxn8

>>74922446
Give me 1 (one) reason to, Ankush

At 26, I'm a virgin, and I haven't even been close to losing it. Kissless, never held hands, etc... This is not a situation I like, and I want to do something about it. As in, I want to visit a prostitute.

I'm well aware that suddenly getting laid will not solve all my problems, either with relationships or otherwise, but I feel like it'd be something, at least. To be honest, I'm not entirely sure how things got this way. I do not look great, and I'm not very socially skilled (I have, in fact, been diagnosed with autism), but I don't think I'm a horrible person either. Perhaps finally losing it will help me loosen up or something. I just feel like I need to try something.

Anyway, I would like to know if anybody else has been in a similar situation and ended up actually visiting a prostitute, and how this ended up. Right no I'm still doubting if I want to do this or not, but I'm leaning towards doing it (or I wouldn't have posted).

How do I get into watching this sport? Do I wear white? Is there a halftime with slags?

>>74922542
based goosey

>>74922545
watch the IPL I guess, that's starting up soon (it's shit though)

>>74922545
the good season is already over

>>74922554
What? No, the real cricket season starts next week

>>74922554
ipl stars next week

>>74922545
watch ipl if you can stomach the cringe ads, it's how germanbro got into it

>>74922599
kek

KEK

K-E-K

>>74922545
Yeah, casual season starts soon. You might want to watch those matches.

Google cricket fixtures.
Every match which has T20 written on the left hand side is of your interest.

>>74922603
Common knowledge
He's bragged about this before, some edgy shit about being related to Machiavelli iirc

>>74920981

That's nothing, >we lost one in two hours yesterday.

>37 celsius already
kill me

>>74922612
"direct lineage" lmao

>>74922596
actually i got into cricket during the t20 world cup

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Congradgelations Poo in Loos

Name a bigger myth than Shaun Marsh

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What are your internet speeds ?
Getting 50Mb next month at same price

>>74922821
Mitch Marsh

>>74922821
Virat "9" Kohli

>>74922823
Average of 8 mb/s downloading from steam
Never done a megabit test

>>74922821
Warner's century outside of Australia.

Cricketing nations that are done:
Poopeelia
Nations in glorious ascension:
Based Zealand

>>74922892
8mb/s would be around 64Mbps
And i thought internet in AU was still slow

>Williamson has cemented himself as the greatest kiwi batsman of all time
>people still argue whether the vastly superior Steve Smith has managed to even crack the top five Australians

>>74922915
Mine is much much faster than most people since I was lucky enough to get full fibre in the NBN instead of fibre to the node

India skipper Virat Kohli says he is no longer friends with Australian players and never will be following a heated four-Test series.

Kohli declared before the start of the series that he is "really good friends" with some of the Australians.

The injured captain declared that "has changed for sure" after India completed a 2-1 series win on Tuesday, ending six weeks stacked with spats and controversy.

"I thought that was the case, but it has changed for sure," Kohli said.

"I've been proven wrong."
The series appeared headed for a nasty finish after a claimed catch by Murali Vijay was overruled on review because the ball was judged to have hit the ground.

Australia captain Steve Smith was shown on television footage appearing to mouth the words "f***ing cheat" after the not out verdict was revealed.

This followed a series of incidents on and off the field during the series.

>>74922951
What a fucking pansy

>>74922951
To think Indians literally worship him.

>>74922951
Liked them enough when he was getting runs, once that changes he loses it

>>74922951
FRIENDSHIP ENDED WITH AUSTRALIA
NOW ENGLAND IS OUR NEW FRIEND

>>74922971
Kek that'll be the day

>>74922951
Literally *autistic screeching*

>>74922951
absolutely seething

>bought $10k of Crown shares
>they just paid an 8% dividend
Neat, I'm going to buy a hat

I still don't have a clue what's going on. It's like that New Zealand kid from Bob's Burgers

>>74923073
reminder it was invented by the dutch and used to be YOUR national sport
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=acso1eIyBF4 the dutch team isn't entirely shit either, although that's mostly thanks to boers moving back to their ancestral homeland. there's a few homegrown dutch players around though

>>74921321
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Dl8KenUpUR

>>74923150
>that's mostly thanks to boers
there are more australians in the dutch national team than sith efricans

>>74923150
kek forgot how dogshit broad was at limited overs

wasn't it him who got taken for 36 off one over?

>>74923178
Tbh I haven't had a look at their side for a while

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>>74923153
low effort, sounds like a virgin from eastern europa

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yi4ujBB7gvw

Will lolhi drop the DLF MAXIMUS™ pay and play county cricket to improve his performance on English soil?

https://www.fb.com/Cricinfo/posts/10154388356877555

good comments here lads

>>74922954
>>74922959
>>74922962
>>74922978
>>74922983
>>74923007
nice to see all that butthurt kek

>>74923598
>literally a one line quote from an aussie paper
>you will never froth at the mouth so much

>>74923732
that has to be a snapchat face swap thing

Goodnight

is there anywhere in australia where hockey is the most popular?

>>74924004
no

>>74924004
no

Heading off until the champion's trophy lads, see you later

>>74924004
t. Costa Rico

>>74924004
Speed skating is by far the most popular winter sport here.

>>74921118
hes white

>>74922951
When does India tour Australia?

>not including bangladesh vs sri lanka

kill yourselves
all of you

>>74924576
summer of 18/19

I think there is also an ODI series or two before then

>no test cricket till the Ashes

Times flown. I wish there was a muscular winter series to watch this year.

Might just fuck off till the Champion's Trophy and then again until the Matador Cup starts up again

Friendship ended with SMOTH

Now
BANE
is my
best friend

God I fucking love the Ashes. Genuinely feel bad for anyone that isn't English or Australian.

>>74924703
>forgetting the Paki-Windies 3 Test series

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>>74924709

>>74924733
I reckon the bloke on the right would be alright

>>74924719
I also feel bad for anyone that doesn't watch a sport with as rich of a history as cricket. Literally the greatest game ever made

>>74924719
Every Indo-Pak game is as exciting if not more.

>>74924589
Afghnaistan and Ireland are playing a more important match.

>>74924792
different kind of rivalry

I wish there were still bilateral series between you lads though

>>74924703
>Matador Cup
even as someone who watches the Shield, I don't know how anyone can be interested in watching the BBQ Cup

>>74924792
>Indian government refuses to let anymore series happen
sad

>>74924840
I'm autistic enough to buy into the state rivalry meme, so I watch any broadcasted domestic league

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Can the rest of the sports even compete with this trophy?

>>74924931
>Hanuman ji ka Ghota
Jai shree Ram. Virat looks like a vanar anyways .

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>>74925105

>>74924931

>brought his whites along to change into so it makes plebs think he had anything to do with it in 5 years

The shoulder seems to be coping very well with that awkward posturing.

>>74925175
it's sad cricket isn't that big on /sp/

john terry copped so much shit when he did the same for chelsea

>>74925237
>wogball

>>74925263

this tßh

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>>74925175
>>74925237
remember the bloke also took a stump as a souvenir of the second test, where he scored a total of 27 runs

>>74925263
you've missed my point

I didn't watch the divegrass game in question but I found out about it and remember it because there were lots of threads about in on /sp/ at the time -- it would be nice if cricket was just as big here but sadly that will never happen

>>74925296
I'VE missed nothing

I just don't want YOU talking about wogball in MY thread

>>74925308
sure you haven't m8

>>74925286
Are you dense?
he's the CAPTAIN of the team. He deserves every bit of team success as well as failures.

/cric/ vs 11 visually impaired cricketers
who wins?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t1a2CViDMKs

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hello /cric/. who is the nashville predators of cricket? more important, what is the cricket equivalent of >finnish goaltending?

thanks

just had a brain fade lads

I don't think Qld can properly comprehend how little the rest of Australia gives a shit about it

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Why is poopeelian cricket board is so obssessed with Kohli?

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>I APOLOGIZE BIG STROK INDIANNS

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>be 25 years old from the south east of england
>born into a pretty well off but degenerate family
>never made many friends during school because bit of a sperg and quite ugly
>fucked up a-levels and went to some literally W H O university because didnt know any better
>one girlfriend ever, but she was fat and just didnt realize it at the time
>apart from that mostly just drunken mistakes
>A NEET most of the time, sometimes min wage
>now have stage iv non small lung cancer but doctors wont take me seriously
>my whole life has been a short mistake, like a brief fart that lingers for a while in the wind, have nothing to show for any of it except an autistic knowledge of test cricket

Born in a middle class Rajput family to a watchman, Ravindra Jadeja did not enjoy many privileges in his childhood. His mother had passed away when he was just 17, and his sister took it upon her shoulders to support the family in whatever way she could, eventually getting her mother’s job as a nurse. Even today, Jadeja is very close with his sister, and she is someone with whom he shares everything.
Ravindra Anirudh Jadeja, the star all-rounder of the Indian cricket team, was born on 6th December, 1988, in Navagam Ghed, Gujarat. The family used to live in a one-room flat that was allotted to Jadeja's mother Lata, who was a nurse at a Government Hospital. It was a huge thing for his mother back in those days, because of the taboos revolving around women going to work in the Jadeja family. His father, Anirudh Jadeja, was into plenty of odd jobs that pulled in a little more money for the family.
Though Jadeja never quit going to school, he was already too much into the sport before the age of 10. He was often bullied by older boys, who never gave him a chance to bat. He used to cry every night before going to sleep. Mahendrasinh Chauhan, a policeman by profession who was also a small-time cricketer, used to coach young cricketers at a place called Cricket Bungalow. He had a technique of teaching flight for spin bowlers by making a boy stand in the middle of the pitch and ask the bowler to bowl over his head. Chauhan changed Jadeja's cricketing life completely, for he was extremely strict with discipline.
Jadeja was given the option of either getting selected at the Cricket Bungalow or being sent away to an army school.

There was even an instance when Jadeja turned out to be an expensive bowler in a match, and he ended up taking five wickets by the end of the game, only after Chauhan slapped him in the middle of the pitch, in front of everyone.

>it's ANOTHER rained out test
Simply epic

>Talking about the same, Gavaskar said, "After the brain fade incident, Australia have used 12 referrals and got just one right. I think they got seven out of 16 spots on before the brain fade controversy. I'm not sure of exact number. But you need to look at this a lot more closely.”

JUST a brain fade lads

>>74928713
quoteas can NOT get away with this reeeeeeeee

how good is herath

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=57FpZS00L2c&feature=youtu.be&t=143

>that set-up

At Seddon Park lads

Covers are off

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don't really care about cricket but I saw this when I saw this walking by a local rugby field and thought I would share

>>74933115

in USA? freaky

reeee fuck off rain

>>74924719

The Ashes IS cricket, everything else is just a sideshow