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Previous thread: >>74909351
News:
>Cirkunov says he's 2 fights away from a title shot
http://www.mmafighting.com/2017/3/26/14928058/misha-cirkunov-picks-cormier-to-beat-rumble-believes-hes-two-fights-away-from-title-contention
>Werdum wants trilogy with Overeem
http://www.mmafighting.com/2017/3/26/15003822/fabricio-werdum-eying-trilogy-fight-with-alistair-overeem-but-staying-ready-for-call-at-ufc-211
>Gastelum didn't expect Silva to accept fight with him
http://www.mmafighting.com/2017/3/26/15010408/kelvin-gastelum-didnt-expect-anderson-silva-to-accept-ufc-212-fight
THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU OP
TYBSOP
lads Dee is having twins
Famous Burger
nice thread. this is definitely the thread
/khabib/
/islam/
/muhammad/
i missed you heem
islam is the future
>>74916929
when is Ryan Hall fighting again
Muhammad (PBUH) is the one true prophet of Allah
>>74916976
>making a webm of this
what branch of autism is this?
>>74916918
>The current state of /heem/
anyone else hyped about the lomachenko fight?
>>74916998
it's the "not being a fucking casual" branch of autism
>>74916996
probably trying to delay the inevitable btfo'ing
>>74917010
I've been watching MMA for over 20 years, which is probably how old you are. Fuck "Hunto." He's shit. Fucking zilch doesn't think I know he's a fucking cuckboxer.
>cuckboxer
>>74917020
its just cringey. scrambles like that take place in literally every fight. im just wondering how many webms you actually have
>>74917052
Yeah it's not real fighting deal with it you blithering idiot. Post more of your memes you millennial nobody.
>>74917036
>Fucking zilch
Ohh sorry dockie
>>74917067
>Getting dropped by a jab
>>74917054
>making a webm of a particularly interesting moment of a particular fight is "cringey"
i don't understand your thought process
What are your opinions on David Teymur?
>>74917083
>the hardest Jab in MMA or Kickboxing
The guy is 7 ft tall
>>74917100
hes a TUF reject. i think absolutely nothing of him
>>74917121
>hes a TUF reject. i think absolutely nothing of him
so you are a casual
at least you're openly admitting to it now
/heem/ is forever
>>74917139
yeah sure im a casual bud. lol if only you knew who you're talking to
>>74916929
>it's an Adan on strike because of the OP episode
>>74917169
i bet its you artem
trying to sound tough on a imageboard
>>74917169
you could tell me who you are if you really wanted me to know, but you won't because you aren't actually anyone of note
>>74917195
nah im not a fighter but im a highly respected mma personality
>>74917195
sensible chuckle
>>74917221
>highly respected mma personality
what are you doing on heem
is it part of your job or you enjoy shitposting here ?
i doubt you'll reveal who you are
mark hunt
world champion kickboxer
moves to real fighting
literally believes he knows how to fight
literally loses in the 1st round every time lmao
boxing/kickboxing anything like that is wwe, you might as well watch soccer
it's mma or you're an idiot
>>74917221
>nah im not a fighter but im a highly respected mma personality
>I don't understand your thought process
>if only you knew who you're talking to
>islam is the future
It's the "odious toad" himself: luke "the cuck" thomas
>>74917260
why would anyone admit to posting on here? it would destroy my credibility
>implying you can escape my marcellotine
When does brian bowles get out of prison? He probably hits like cody.
Why don't fighters just punch jones in the fingers? Just unload straight punches into his fingers until his shit is snapped up
Even add in a few kicks to his hands for good measure
>>74917333
post some spicy info or
something interesting, i hope you contribute to the thread
>>74916961
God what a boring fighter
Feel bad for Abel
>>74916976
His last fight was wank
Even Joe was bored and disappointed
>>74917139
You don't have to be a casual to not care about Teymur. He's nothing special and he has an unlikeable personality. Was disapointed with his last fight as well.
Is Brendan Schaub the best fighter?
>>74917536
No, but he's naturally gifted and did his best. Was quite successful for how late in life he began training MMA.
>>74917269
Well in to his 20s before he even started training kickboxing and it wasn't until he was thirty before he had his first mma match and started training competitively
Here's your (you) you fuckin goof
>>74917542
Lol at that little heem face, just like daddy.
>>74917649
seek help
>>74917662
Says the guy with pictures of someone else's son saved on their hard-drive.
>>74917672
So what? It's not just of Tiger by himself. Schaub shares these pictures with us. I'm not stealing them or stalking him and taking my own pictures. If you find anything odd about that then you have a warped sense of reality.
>>74917689
It's a bit weird
>>74917689
it is kinda weird desu
Best haircut in UFC: check
Best looking in UFC: check
Best tattoos in UFC: check
Most badass in the UFC: check
>>74917191
pardon me bud? whats up
Is this the natty limit?
>>74916885
You violated the rules by making a thread before the bump limit. Funny how you're not bashing the mods today for "being consistently shit" as you put it. Anyway, nice job, NotePad.
Future WW champ coming through
>>74917705
>>74917739
You're weird
>>74917755
this is
>>74917787
>fighting to escape your past
rose will not make it
>>74917741
Don't forget the best body in the UFC man!
"When I don't get to be OP, I self-mulitate"
- a particularly damaged 18 year old
>>74917741
Leave Cody to me.
>>74917812
Oh heck I forgot!
Thanks fellow Cody fan
>UFC 189 was 9 years ago
>>74917823
OP doesnt matter my dude
did she ever have a chance at being normal?
Webm requests? No guarantee I'll even make them but eh
Where's the dude that requested this anyway
who?
>>74917977
Can you make one of El Cucky vs RDA. The part where he feints a spinning attack, feints a right hand and then hits him with a left to the body. Beautiful Sequence.
>>74918005
This? Been floating around a while senpai
>>74918005
Not the webm you requested but it's from the fight
>>74917989
KGB?
>>74918021
Cheers homie
>>74917935
>used to roll with her
>should have asked her out
>didn't realize pat barry was grooming her
>>74917755
heem lumpy
>>74918095
>used to roll with her
you must be a manlet less than 140lbs and thus she never would have been interested in you. you could never be her dad
is Coral Springs the autistic limit? or is he taking autism enhancing drugs?
>>74917025
seeing ryan hall get heemed is the only reason i still follow mma
>>74918123
>autism enhancing drugs?
>>74918095
any good stories?
WHAT DOES SHE SMELL LIKE BY THE WAY
>>74918095
>>74918136
yeah did you ever get her in north/south and sniff her pussy?
What is the most alpha sport?
>>74918123
he's literally in your veins
>>74918247
Meeeegan?
>>74918178
Adan asking the million dollar question
>>74918307
youre shit at this
>>74918308
Poolia on Pooicide watch, this gurl has no ass but she still Poos
>>74918115
Yea I'm a manlet.
>>74918136
Not really. She was quiet and cute. I started crushing on her when I realized she was actually decent for a girl.
>>74918347
>julia budd
>no ass
you gotta pick one my man
>>74916885
>event list to 6/24
what in god's name is wrong with you?
having a kid really plumped waterson up man. she used to be a sticc now shes thicc as fuck
>>74918466
t. Paddy McImmigrant
>>74918473
this is all you need my good man
>>74916960
>>74918466
Haha you got trolled but honestly if you want Poolia to arm wrestle your testicles until they burst then that's your prerogative Haha she could crack a walnut with her butt
Jacare Souza
Thoughts on Scott Coker? I think he's a goodboy
>>74918564
Zuffa purchased Strikeforce out of fear. Coker is legit. Chael vs Wand PPV will do better numbers than most UFC champions would do.
>>74918564
Bellator will be better than UFC its only a matter of time Haha also if Coker gives me some free coke I will definitely do some Haha I'm not buying any tho
>>74918586
Anon, this is what I anticipate. UFC is dissolving to literal shit, please let Lellator take over and do things right
>>74918621
I can see Dana stepping down within the next 3 years and Coker being given an offer he can't refuse.
>>74918644
Well shit, cannot unsee. Dana has enough money and stress as it is
>>74918465
why didn't you ask her out?
I founded /heem/
>>74918717
I was young and didn't have the balls.
>>74916960
Your calendars are garbage and you are a joke! Get laid, faggot!!
>>74918804
I am heem
>>74918928
i get to pound the same boybutt every night for the past 3 years. how about you?
>>74918804
>>74918942
I made it cool, though
it may seem like you talk to a lot of different people on /heem/ but i swear at least 1/4 of all american flag posts are mine and have been for at least 3 months pretty much 24/7. if there's 4 more people like me then its just us 4 here m8s
>>74918942
you the heem guy? NO IM THE HEEM GUY WATCH ME TAKE OVER THIS GENERAL TROOST ME ON THAH NOT NO ONE KNOWS WHAS GOING ON HERE LOOK ME IN THE EYE 24 YEARS OF AGE LONG AVOIDS RANGE BANS DANGEROUS WHEN POSTING MEMES DONT WORRY ABOUT IT YEWLL HEAR ABOUT ME IM OUTTA HERE
>>74918996
I don't doubt that you talk and reply to yourself with sometimes even conflicting gimmicks but unique IPs exist for a reason.
>>74918996
I post a lot as well brother. I think I take up 1/4 easy.
>>74919093
>>74919093
>>74916976
Dont remember that fight myself but love that, technically that scramble was stuffed with makhachev's riding the moment Wade attempted to scramble out by finishing his peek out, Makhachev sunk in his hips and rode him, "Sticking" to wade and having him start where he was before
>>74919186
Covington's wrestling is patrician as fuck desu
>>74919186
i mean i do like that there is a wrestling for mma guy in these threads, but lets not act like these guys are crazy good compared to tier 1 wrestlers
>>74919244
fuck ryan hall's game he's getting arona'd into the pavement on the streets
>>74919249
are you fucking kidding me, this clip is unreal
>>74919244
>>74919244
>>74919309
>>74919326
legalize head stomps
>>74919326
>runs away
>drops to the floor and shoves his ass in maynard's face
I'm going to cherish this his heem with you guys.
>>74919249
what the hell lmao
>>74919235
He shines a nice bright light on a more dynamic and dominating form of ground grappling that is over looked and that is riding, him, Maia, Khabib, and a slew of others have been showing that ground grappling is more then just BJJ based scrambles but how to snuff out a scramble with a dominating ride
DYNAMIC
FASTENER
>>74919392
you're preaching to the choir senpai
It'd be nice if the plebs realized that wrestling was more than just takedowns
Whats up with Mackenzie's accent?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Npfa4i8ws5M&t=18s
>>74919339
you know its interesting the entire point of evolving leglocks into BJJ several decades ago was to hard counter stomps and soccer kicks in vale tudo. You spin, you entangle and you invert, grab and parry the stomp, or catch them as the wind up for the stomp and kick, sweep and leg lock.
The hard counter to the leglock based guards from standing is establishing a decent base (being able to stand and both legs or knees or whatever the situation ask for, pretty much maintaining weight) and ground and pound/strikes to the head as their 2 hands are wrapped around your leg,
What's interesting about Hall who did push BJJ's meta game by popularising 50/50 guard (one of the mainstay guards for leg locks) is his mobility to pivot and move during the leglock sequences.
Like if you study the webm >>74919326
During this scramble at the 3:26 mark you could mistakenly say Maynard could stay Hall, that would probably be the worse time, Hall is rapidly piovinting and attacking the other leg (the anchor leg which Grey would need to kick from)
He goes for the stomp and he loses balance which benefits Hall and lets him sweep or crank on the leg more as Grey would fall.
Ideally the best way to launch soccer stomps kicks and so on is from a knock down or completely a takedown and the grounded guy is either down in Open guard or turtled up
Soccer kicking during inverted guard and all that is dumb the rule of thumb would to defend the sub and regain your balance and punch the guy as you control the scramble
the best scrambling fight in mma histroy that was also a high level fight was cruz-benavidez 1 at wec 42 in 2009
that was also the night than brian bowles fucked up miguel torres and destroyed his hype, then bowles faded into bolivian
bowles winning that fight started this big sherdog meme about him working at best buy and being a blue collar guy
>>74919605
should have posted kron catching that goof's leg off a stomp
>>74919642
not sure if i have that as a webm
>>74919564
She's fake as fuck and has decided to become a BRAH-SHYUUUUU-AN girl because her dad was from Brazil or something.
>>74919605
>>74919629
brian bowles
godamn lol
>>74919682
>>74919629
Miguel "If she's screaming she's gonna get a sexual reaming" Torres is a forgotten hero of this sport.
>>74919629
>working at best buy and being a blue collar guy
I remember he worked for Pepsi as a sales rep.
>>74916929
why would dana do this?
>>74919715
>you now remember frank mir gushing all over miguel "ahn-hell" torres
>you now remember them bringing mizugaki in from japan for a last minute replacement title fight against miguel
>you now remember jens pulver crying after his final losses during his 5 minute long post fight interviews in the wec
>>74917741
Takes care of his underwears: ?
ok friend simulator, thank you for fixing my family. he's texting me formally, but first steps I guess.
To keep it heem related, ronda is alive and "well"
>>74919811
>thank you for fixing my family. he's texting me formally
hey you're welcome bud
tell your bro you miss him lol
>>74919863
will do adan. now back to pianoposting. for real this time
>>74919915
rich is very sincere and genuine it's weird
cause he's held together with tape and roids and has the most retarded tats. his skin looks like it's gonna peel off
>>74919915
Piana bless god dammit.
>>74920012
>when he's a grower
>>74919802
Can I get a basic gestalt on this guy?
Not sure why but it makes me audibly kek hearing Bisping say Yeol. I can see them getting along real well after the fight despite whoever wins. Weekly church meetings with the family Sunday mass, just two happy families brought together
>>74919093
>(you)
>>74920220
>scandinavians bow down to him
>he rules sweden with an iron(but fair) fist
>Bisping
>Doesn't stand a chance against top 3 contenders
>Is somehow champ for more than half a year
>>74920454
By the time he fights GSP he'll have been champ for more than a year.
>>74920454
>doesnt stand a chance against top 3 contenders
>already KO'd #2
>>74920487
>that usada
HAHAHAHA
>>74920487
TWO STEAKS
>>74920487
so this is the power of welterweight...
>>74920454
>>74920462
having the UFC owe you a gimme fight and then immediately after that going and getting surgery will do that
bisking is a smart dude
>>74920487
Rafael dos tacos
>>74920540
it like he hasn't heard of the minimum.
ariel is scared of dana lmao
>>74920636
>n-no you don't have to call him
>I don't want to bother him
>h-he might get mad
>>74920677
>he might get mad
Who might get mad what's he gonna do where's he at
>>74919249
I still don't understand how grown men can watch this, unless they're drunk.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UqX6GZ2nz88
>There will be no better promo music used in any ufc trailer than this.
>https://youtu.be/F90mc_a58rY
>mfw
how cucked does eddie bravo feel right now? he did everything but drop his gi pants and offer his tight pinkhole to jones on JRE
now jones goes back on this shit since someone finally called him out on his shit. I'd literally cum my pants if the sandy hook parents brandon fraser his fat punkass.
>>74920487
YOURE THE STEAKS GUY?
>>74920261
Bisping doesn't go to church
How worse is 210 compared to the UFC on fox a week later? is UFC on Fox: Johnson vs. Reis going to be the best non ppv this year?
>>74922193
How the hell is Reis getting a tittle shot after getting schooled by /our guy/ Sasaki before resorting to lay and pray?
>>74922294
not sure, sasaki did stuoid good that fight
guess he was given the last shot, fought twice, won both.
basically he is woodley without the impatience
>>74922294
Idk my man but weren't they supposed to fight in December last year?
I'm not sure why they don't just give Benavidez another chance. He's on a 3 fight win streak I think
>>74922193
the UOF card is about equal with 210
i can't think of a card better than 211 though, already purchased a ticket from uncle dana
>>74916885
is Kebabs Nomakeweightov a good fighter?
>>74917221
is Bendo Shnoib a good fighter?
>>74917689
I really can't tell if your Schaubposting is ironic
/heem/ is dead
you should have made a better thread
>>74922193
>Be the most dominant champion currently in the sport
>You get put on fight night cards to defend your belt
Gotta feel bad for mighty memester
>>74922643
My sides are in obituary
>>74922754
we are dead because WME doesn't know the stars of 2015/16 were built in the massive amount of fights put on in 2014. stars are built by actually having them fight and seeing the results
new fighters for singapore ufc card. arolvski, tybura, tuck, sasaki, scoggins and gomi
>>74922793
No it's NotePad's fault.
>>74922754
the only other decent thing on 4chan (/b/) is slow as fuck now too. RIP in peace my "life" when this site dies.
>>74922793
Please elaborate, because 2014 mostly sucked ass.
>>74918538
Keyser Söze
Who is your favorite fighter?
>>74922793
they got it right with bantamweight at least
literally the only entertaining division left
>>74922836
mayhem
>>74922812
2014 sucked ass sure, but well over 50% of the ufc rooster has started their ufc career since then. also it gave us gunnar/story, machida/weidman, rise of killashaw and jds/miocic 1
to develop talent you need to test it and refine it. through combat. give fighters more fights, fill more cards faster.
there are alot of 0-2 ufc fighters. match them up so you can cut them and be done with them hopefully with a new guy who can win against the guys who booted the failed prospect in their losses
just woke up from a dream with tito ortiz and pacman in it
>>74922860
>ufc rooster
how much brain damage does arlovski intend on receiving
>>74922875
Do "UFC Medicals" not show any kind of injury? lol
>>74922868
wait till diakase grows a red goatee the prophecy will be completed
what went wrong
>>74916885
>6 posts early
you lucked out bro lol
Which fighter has the highest IQ? Which fighter has the lowest IQ?
>>74923017
Good post. How's work going?
>>74923017
Schaub bless our gracious /heem/,
Long live our noble /heem/,
Schaub bless our /heem/!
Send him victorious,
Happy and glorious,
Long to reign over us,
Schaub bless our /heem/!
>>74922895
One trick pony
Bought into her own hype
Overhyped by media/fans in general as unbeatable (which is unfair because they did that shit with Fedor/Silva/GSP and literally everyone that ends up with a disappointing, embarrassing loss)
Coaches/camp that didn't challenge her
Coaches/camp that were downright terrible
Questionable dedication when moneymaking opportunities exist outside of MMA for her
Is this the natty limit
>>74923085
she literally walked out of her first gym crying because she got hit once
which is why she went with edmeme as a coach
she is mentally ill
>>74923088
claudia actually thrived after her losses, complete opposite of ronda lol
"WHAT TIME IS IT?"
>>74923088
i love her bros
Since we are in a lull in heem activity as is usually the case with long breaks between UFC cards (in b4 >he only watches ufc), how about we dump heem webms.
I already dumped my entire collection here last week but may as well do it again, if some of you lads dump your heem webm folders too then we can all bolster our collections.
anyone else on board?
tl;dr post heems
Lates 90's early 00's K1 was the greatest time in combat sport history
>>74923246
K1 and kickboxing in general is extremely underrated imo
Thought about making a Robbie Lawler highlights video but it seemed a bit too violent.
What's the next step in Arlovski's masterplan?
>>74923400
he's on his up swing now
>>74919655
Aint those kicks illegal?
>>74923400
is this tybura guy any good?
>>74922193
Yfw legit who heems mighty mouse
The only reason McGregor is so popular is because he is Irish and all the muh heritage Americans support him.
If Conor was English, Australian or any other native English speaker he wouldn't be a tenth of how popular he is now.
>>74922472
would you bet a cheeky 50er on jason knight?
>>74923844
What odds?
>>74923856
do you know any betting site that shows early prelims odds? can't find it lol
>>74923889
Ladbrookes shows them quite early but Jason Knight isn't on yet. I think Jason Knights good but I'm not sure if he's reliable. If he's an underdog then sure.
>>74923900
he is 2-1 in the UFC, throws spicy stuff and has a decent grapplig game
maybe 50 is a bit too much anyway
>>74923933
Yeah I know but it's not like skelly is bad. Skelly could take it quite easily
>>74922193
Fight Night Nashville is stacked.
>>74923980
>stacked
Mike perry
Joe Lauzon
>>74923990
>Moreno
>Dodson
>Swanson
>Sanchez
Come on m8, its a good fight night card
>>74923980
one of the spiciest main cards in a while desu, pretty much everyone on the main card are bangers
>>74923980
decent fightfan card
>>74924001
>Moreno
Boring flyweight fight that will go to points
>Dodson
Legit who
>Sanchez
>braindead, gonna lose, probably through points
>Swanson
Terrible match up, probably will still go to points
Only hope is if Tinfoil heems has been
Remember when fluke was the champ?
>0 defenses
How do you defend against this?
https://youtu.be/uOnayowFVeA
It's pretty amazing Cody got to where he is considering it happened to him.
>>74924190
>fluke
You mean Eddie right?
>>74924211
This video made me really sad :(
>>74924213
people complain about mcgoober getting a title shot at 155 too easily but eddie got his shot after being 2-1 in the ufc with both his wins coming from split decisions
>>74923708
yeah he's solid
he should beat Arlovski
>>74924061
>Dodson
>"Legit who"
fucking leave
why the fuck did rich goins say everybodies last name twice
it's annoying as shit
>>74924241
He's wank
>>74917010
I am surprised you don't see more Islanders in fighting.
They dominate in rugby, which requires stamina, explosive bursts, strength, and size. They man-handle opponents whether black or white.
In the same way that blacks excel at advertegg and also in fighting, I'd have expected Islanders to do the same.
Pic related. A 120kg Islander with stamina and who can run fast.
Maybe they can't take a punch?
>>74924325
It's probably because at the minute there is more money, glory and fame in rugby than in fighting
as the sport grows you'll see more and more people opting for fighting rather than traditional sports for big lads like rugby and american football
>>74924314
fuck off
>>74924344
Grow up.
>>74924340
Hope so!
>>74924355
>top 5 in two divisions
>wank
>>74924344
He's boring
>>74924230
>that pettis fight
y u remindin m8
>>74924413
Pettis won
>>74924393
FRIEEEEZAAAAA
>>74924393
ree.
who here /diakese/
>>74924469
UFC's British lads: A black fellow, a blind, drunk Irishman and a dude with a heart condition
>>74924469
here
>>74924535
There are also the 2 black boys in Bellator, MVP and Daley
What is it with black brits and explosiveness
>>74924218
It's ok to be sad. Sadness isn't suffering. Turning from what is causes suffering. Let if flow. Schaub bless.
>>74924469
reporting in
>>74924568
*GADOOSH*
Any Schaub fans on?
>>74924594
Literally every here my dude.
>>74924594
love em
The year is 2002, you're in a boxing ring located in the saitama super stadium in Japan, in front of 20 000 cheering spectators
Across the ring from you is Wanderlei Silva, frothing at the mouth at the thought of inflicting violence upon you
What martial arts discipline do you want to defend yourself with?
>>74924634
>What martial arts discipline do you want to defend yourself with?
The martial art of not being a middle aged Japanese actor. Gives a much better chance than most of his previous opponents.
>>74924634
10th planet
>>74924634
High kick
>>74924634
boxing
>>74924634
USADA
im boxing
>>74916885
*teeps you*
>there are people who will click on this headline
>>74924765
Why is Marc Raimondi so BASED?
>>74924794
>manlet
>based
>>74924794
because he calls out the alt right on their bullshit
>>74924820
Our guy!
>>74923198
> I love her bros
Which one? Does she have siblings?
>>74924883
>>74924883
pick one
>Chael sonnen has the best trash talk
>>74924909
right. gadelha smells like a man
>>74924230
I remember bringing this up before but people defended it saying how legit he was because Bellator and calibre of opponents
I honestly can't even remember who he beat. Cerrone won, there was another fight and then Pettis, right (
>>74924928
>>Chael sonnen doesn't have the best trash talk
>>74924950
He should have probably lost to Chandler in the rematch too desu.
>>74924634
Muai
>>74924993
not thai?
>>74923819
But he's popular everywhere, not just in the US.
>>74925037
Yeah, that.
Why hit with 2 limbs when you can hit with 8 knowimsayin?
>>74924952
You absolutely suck
>>74925091
(You) absolutely suck
Let's roll heem.
https://soundcloud.com/siriusxmrush/csac-executive-director-andy-foster-gives-an-update-over-his-weight-cutting-meetings
California to institute new weight cutting rules. Fighters are to weigh no more than 10% of their weight class limit on fight night.
Should they be over that limit they will be forced to move up a weight class.
This is what these limits would be for the respective weight classes.
Honestly, don't really like this "solution". Fighters would have to make weight on fight night. For those who weigh right around these limits naturally they might be faced with the option of fighting dehydrated/malnourished or moving to a weight class where they'd be on the smaller end.
I think if size limits other than weight class are to be imposed they should take place when the contract is signed.
>>74925172
*puls guard*
>>74925196
*manages to stand up at transit to deep halfguard*
>>74925191
This eliminated flyweight right? nobody walks around at 137 unless you're skinny as fuck with no muscle definition
>>74925218
I dunno desu. Flyweights are basically midgets. Dunno how much they'd weigh
>>74925213
*ezekiel chokes you*
heh... nice try kid
http://www.mmafighting.com/2017/3/27/15080800/csac-study-nearly-30-percent-of-fighters-step-in-cage-at-more-than-10-percent-above-weight-class
Apparently this would affect 30% of fighters in California.
I would suspect the numbers would be a lot greater for the UFC only.
>>74924820
Mother of god...
>>74925280
weight classes are dumb
just remove them entirely
>>74925257
*armbars you while passed out*
>>74925191
So Tonys gonna have to go up to welterweight?
>>74920876
>reichwingwatch
>>74925331
Probably not yet, this is Cali only.
>>74916929
>implying ryan hall isnt a fucking beast
>implying you are not a casual
is shields gonna submit danis?
he better
>You will never eat at Famous Burger home of the Famous Burger, "The Famous Burger"
"When I paste my freshly updated events list from Notepad, I get a rush of dopamine and euphoria"
- a person that really needs to take a good long look in the mirror
What does /heem/ think of Dillion Danis and his antics?
>>74925622
I'd like a famous buerguer, do we know if Aldos having any success with it?
>>74925660
He's a draw brother
>>74925678
He already opened a second chain joint, so i'd say it's going good definitely not pig riggs
>>74925660
Lame as fuck "PR" game he's playing probably with the help of Goobs's PR team. Seems to be working though.
>>74923980
How can Lobov headlines a card when his biggest win is against a non ranked prospect ?
>>74925735
ireland card
wen da FOOK is cody gonna fight silly dilly
>>74925735
He's friends with Conor. That's it.
>>74925735
because he is connie's m8
>tfw this is literally the truth
>>74925735
Conor's buddy
>>74925756
>Nashville, Tennessee
>Ireland
American "education" everybody
>>74925796
She was 13
>"When I make an early OP that contains nothing but /heem/ in the subject I experience an overwhelming sensation of glee knowing that not only will my action be of no use to anyone, but that it will also disappoint all those hoping to find out if anything important has happened."
>"The only thing that gives me more joy than letting down strangers on the internet is constantly disappointing my parents and my girlfriend"
wow
>>74925812
if she 13 i'm 13
>>74925735
He's a cool dude idk why he gets so much shit. He's not a big headed prick as the rest of his team. He's also a standup fighter, not a shitty lay n pray wrestler, who doesn't like a spicy banger?
>>74925798
>Nashville, Tennessee
>artem
makes sense, dana going full retard.
we /bellator/ now
>>74925840
it wont last 3 minutes mate
>>74925840
All his fights in the UFC have been Woodley/Thompson-esque tho
>>74925840
I don't mind Artem, but he's a mostly one dimensional fighter who isn't that great. He shouldn't fight someone ranked that high, as fun as it might be.
>>74925871
goober literally looks like the notre dame mascot
>>74923354
Is that a tooth flying?
>>74925871
good fight for both guys IMO. Artem gets the chance of his career and Cub gets a main event spot and an opponent who he should beat pretty handily and showcase his skills.
>>74925871
what if neetrex wins
>>74925398
Ryan Hall is a fag but he did outstrike the ghost of gray maynard using that same kick over and over.
>>74925947
>Lobov vs Edgar for the interim title
or some other retarded shit
It's probably not going to happen, I think Cub will be able to take him down easily and make him eat shit
>>74926029
I really don't think Cub should take him down, this is the match up where he can gain casual fans by mauling Artem on the feet. Don't really remember the last fight where Cub actively looked for the TD either.
>>74923990
>Mike Perry
>Cub
>Ellenburger
>Pezao sending OSP to bellator
>Barbarena
>Dodson vs Wineland
>Reddit's boys Lauzon and Alvey losing
>Diego fighting
>>74926058
its honestly one of the spiciest card in a long time
Raging Al/Diego is going to be madness.
just watched a pure ninjutsu practitioner beat a karate and jiujitsu lad to become UFC champion in a tournament with both royce and ken shamrock in
this is beautiful stuff
>>74923366
thanks for heems
fucking wanderlei lmao
>>74926473
What happened?
>>74926473
>>74926516
Job is job - Wanderlei Silva
>>74925735
Tv ratings
Is Bellator nothing but meme fights?
>>74926559
>gsp bisping
>hendo bisping
>conor nate two times
>cub artem
>>74926559
UFC is the new Bellator.
What is chael even doing
>>74923980
When was the last time someone who wasn't ranked fought the #4 ranked guy?
If he wins here, he memes his way to a title-shot.
Fedor looks very amused
Webm of chael yelling at his shoe when?
10/10 sound on the press conference
>>74926590
bellator
he's doing bellator
>>74926559
You know that Swanson/Lobov fight everyone is criticizing? That's bellator for 95% of the fights
This conference really could have been handled better
>>74926690
>could have been handled better
That's Bellator's motto
>>74925660
He's our boy. Autistic af but thinks he could heem every here.
I'll show mine
You show yours
>>74926917
>Robin Black
>>74926943
Jealous?
>>74926917
Wow a neet likes your tweet, I could go to /r9k/ and find 20 of those in a minute but I'd have to get twitter first
>>74927016
Yes but did Kid Nate ever like one of your tweets?
Back when Jon Anik hosted MMA Live on ESPN2 I tweeted once about how my dvr actually recorded the episode and chael was on and anik replied to me.
>>74927009
Not quite my tempo
I don't know lads, Cub looked sloppy in his last fight. I reckon Conor saw something. Plus Artems only ever been tko'd once.
>>74927097
Impressive
>>74927106
Who has Artem fought
Who has Cub fought
@74927106
>>74927110
>>74927156
Twitter can be cool. It's like famous people are real human beans. One day Schaub will respond to me...
>>74927121
>Who has Artem fought
Some Asian kid
>Who has Cub fought
Some Asian kid
who is unironically literally and objectively you're favourite UFC CHAMPION?
UFC throwing serious shade at Bader
>>74927169
>>74927156
My dream is for Dana to goof me
>>74927202
they did that to randy couture too when he was doing bellator's ultimate fighter knockoff show
>>74927121
>Who has Artem fought
A Teruto who partied all camp instead of training
>Who has Cub fought
Jens Pulver
Aldo
Mendes
Edgar
Siver
Poirier
Holloway
Dat choi
Oliveira
Kawajiri
Lil Whothen Stephens
>>74927188
Cody Garbrandt
Love this!
http://www.espn.com/video/clip?id=19020241
>>74927188
Jon Jones.
>>74927229
Why do you obsess over cody so much?
>>74927202
The disrespect!
>>74927188
Jonny GOAT Jones
>>74927226
That was my point.
>>74927234
That was cool.
>>74927265
I know, I was just putting the resume for the casuals who only watched the Choi fight
>>74927226
>Jens Pulver
After beating Cub Pulver lost 6 in a row, lol
>Aldo
le 13 second man knocks out le 7 second man
>Mendes
le get heemed twice in a row man
>Edgar
boxercise man
>Siver
roiding manlet
>Poirier
glass chin
>Holloway
amateur hawaiian kickboxer
>Dat choi
0 good wins
>Oliveira
quits when gets hit
>Kawajiri
about 5 years past his prime
>Lil Whothen Stephens
who da fuck is dat guy?
meanwhile Artem took on best European prospect on a moments notice in 3 weight classes
>>74927248
If I said Conor that would be fine?
Why is no one here talking about that Bellator press conference??
>>74925191
So when will the weight on fightday be measured?
>>74927320
>>>/asp/
Kick rocks nerd
>>74927267
Like him or love him, you MUST respect him.
>>74927293
It's actually quite sad you wrote all of that.
>>74927320
because it finished
people did post about it but can you blame them for not being excited to see Chael Sonnen talk to a shoe?
Lmao DC is out again lads
74927477
such a low quality post
>>74927477
Wtf it's real?
Episode 2
https://youtu.be/3KhL5UpolAU
Is Dildo D'Anus a good fighter?
banter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEOaEugCntU
>>74927518
cro cuck has retired like 20 times
Stephen Strudel will Heem Francisco
>>74927587
they aint fighting, not yet anyway
You think I'm just gonna sit there and let you kill me Jon?
>>74927518
Told you cocksuckas it was going to happen
>>74927892
This should be OP of next thread. It really demonstrates how diverse and varied our sport is.
>>74927979
and just copy and paste the news
>>74928128
>>74927979
I'll handle it
>>74927202
btfo
>>74928216
CUTE!!!
Don't worry guys
I have the next thread ready to go
DO NOT MAKE A NEW THREAD
>>74927156
What ego-stroking comment did you make to him?
>>74926917
>>74927009
>>74927048
>>74927097
Is there money to be made in making a parody commentator ufc twitter? This is the only sport I'm autistic about so I feel I could deliver a good stream of memes and banter. Like the one guy using the bob sapp avatar.
>>74927518
this fight makes no sense for fedor
of course mirko wants to fight, he watched the maldonado fight too , he's sure he can win now...
doubt this will ever happen, altough i would love to see it
>>74928496
Cro chops will fight Wanderlei next
>>74927097
>>74927048
>>74927009
>>74926917
What are you guys gay? I'm gonna get some Gabi pucci
>>74928526
Good to see someone using my webms
>>74928416
I put Cody is gonna win
>>74928532
We should have a contest. First one of us /heem/sters to score a date with a ufc fighter wins. If nobody scores a date then whoever gets nudes or a phone number wins.
>>74928532
you mean gabis gonna get some boipuCCy
>>74928526
doubt it, wanderlei is scared he wont fight
also his last fight was 2013, hes crap
I'm making the next thread btw
>>74928603
I called it first you faggot
>>74928582
that would require us to socialise irl though
>>74928582
I already DMd Gabi. She responded once so far. Just a matter of hours before I get them nudes
>>74928526
those evasive maneuvers
>>74928622
Just get some bec nudes how hard could that be?
>>74928639
Get that snoo snoo
>>74928656
I NEED A HERO!
Francis Ngannou
>>74928854
schaub may be "our guy"
but I think that ngannou is "our boy"
thoughts
Schaub is unbearable faggot, Callen is cool
>>74928932
>>74928932
>>74928932
New
>>74928926
Wrong about the first part
Spot on about the second
>>74928940
>>74928948
Wew
>>74928721
>this kills the huntlet
https://youtu.be/WCnZc52ockg
Future LW GOAT
>>74927333
I'm not sure since I haven't read anything concrete on it yet but I imagine it would be measured right before they step into the cage (seeing as it has no bearing on the immediate fight, only future ones)
>>74925218
The flyweights I've met all walk around in the low 140's. That's without serious dieting. 137 on fight night seems about right.
I like this idea actually. No more 1 round pump and dump efforts from weight cutting artists.
>>74929032
Hi, NotePad.
>>74926917
Lads whats the story with Alistair Overeem hitting that woman?
>>74929690
https://www.yelp.com/biz/roufus-pettis-showtime-sports-bar-and-grill-milwaukee
kek
>>74929712
She ate his horsemeat
Is considered good practice to elbow your sparring partner during BJJ training?
>>74929909
>>74929909
If you want to get kicked out of the gym then yeah
>>74927214
I regret this desu
Wasn't even a good joke
>"""""people""""" unironically enjoy paying for UFC
>>74927214
There should be a collage of all of Dana's replies 2bh
>>74929909
Good etiquette
>disclose every injury before the timer starts
>ask how much they weigh
>ask how long they have been training
>knee on face
>neck crank
>spazz explosiveness with flailing limbs
Odd how the current thread was permitted before the bump limit.
>>74929974
Only an idiot would pay for the UFC.
Anthony Johnson and Alistair Overeem seem like the nicest guys but both have beat up woman?
>>74930107
Proof? Sounds like scorned woman BS to me.
how would the women even function after getting hit by reem or AJ
>>74930177
Would you rather take an uberknee to the head or an overhand right from Rumble?
>>74930147
I don't know, it's on Alis Wikipedia that's why I asked >>74929712
>>74930107
Don't think Reem was ever accused of domestic violence, there is a video of him leg kicking a female reporter really hard though.
AJ has a history of alleged domestic violence and posted this on FB too which makes him seem as not the most stable guy in the world.
reminder that cowboy got knocked stiff
>>74930107
>>74930264
Just read up on Reem, seems he was accused of shoving a woman in the face and charged with battery.
Silva will pull out some meme shit and KO Gastellum
mark my words, he back
>>74930264
http://m.tmz.com/2012/01/31/alistair-overeem-battery-charged/
Do you know who AJ has beat in the past?
>>74930264
lmfao. I understand his frustration. That's why I stay out of normie gyms.
Anyone have his craigslist ad for his crotch rocket?
>>74930322
eh. why didnt he do it to the nig nog who was frozen in fear in front of him last fight? if not then then definitely not against "The Beast From Behind The Wall"
>>74930264
>Understand? Good girl
>why didnt he do it to the nig nog who was frozen in fear in front of him last fight
Silva can't lead for shit, just watch the Thales Leite fight
Gastellum plays right into his style, Brunson did too and knew it, and thats why he was so scared
>>74930457
This is the new
>>74930457
You would think he'd learn his lesson after getting BTFO by mods
>>74930594
>tfw no Kailin gf
>>74930647
tfw you will never caress her in the moonlight
Someone make thread at 500
new
>>74930704
New
>>74930723
>>74917689
It's fucking weird dude, you're creepy as fuck and if Skub ever found out about it I guarantee you wouldn't be best bros, he would look you up and down like the fuckin creep that you are
WHY ARE ALL THREADS GETTING DELETED EVEN THE 500 SCHAUB ONE
>>74931896
wtf
New
Hopefully doesn't get deleted.
>>74931990
>>74931990
>>74931990
>>74931671
I've met Schaub and got a poster signed by him. He was really nice and we got along well.