*dabs respectfully towards you*

>>74915515
>being this assblasted

Pathetic, bong

>be british
>get mad

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>lol amerifats are so stupid, watch sawker instead of HANDEGG lolol


>uhh..this sawker player isn't good, stop making threads about him...

So Brits are confirmed mad we have a better prospect than anyone in their shithole despite not even caring about the "sport".

>>74915547
>>74915603
>>74915615
>>74915637
Based Britchads leaving the amerifats in a quivering mess

>he rates delel
>doesn't rate pulimessi
sad!

amerifats on suicide watch

freddy JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP AND SEND ME AROUND THE WORLD adu

>>74915740
canadian prospects to date JoJo: 0
american prospects to date JoJo: 1

>>74915728
>Denmark

isn't that a part of the islamic caliphate?

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*dabs past england toward america's first world cup title*

>>74915753
>amerishit """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""banter""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""

stick to overweightball

>>74915797
did you think this was a funny post when you typed it out?

>>74915804
did you?

>>74915808
i don't think "did you think this was a funny post when you typed it out?" is particularly humorous, no

>>74915797
>breakfast pastry """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""humor"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""

>>74915817
t. cletus
>>74915832
>being so fat you can only associate another country with food

>>74915846
>danish """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""banter""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""

stick to breakfast pastries

Guys, guys, it's not about where you're from it's just if you're a /sp/ resident, you probably suck at banter. Whether American, European, or Asian.
For all their retardation /int/ and /pol/ are far more comically insightful that you guys and provide much better repartee, shit even /b/ is better than this place despite having the wit of a 10 year old.

TL:DR; All of /sp/ sucks at banter. Leave it to other boards please.

>>74917186
t. DeAndre Barkevious Nitrix

>>74917186
I disagree

>>74915515
Are Brits genuinely mad they are irrelevant at the sport they invented now? They haven't been out of the group stage of competition since before this decade

>>74917208
>>74917250

See it's this shit. Granted, i'm just a part timer who spends most of his time on /tv/ and /g/ and /o/ but the thing with you feckless loons is that all your humor revolves around past-stale /pol/ memes and extremely tired national stereotypes that you all pretend are actually funny. The only consistently funny posters i encounter on /sp/ are Aussies, and not because of subject matter but because of how well timed their shitposts tend to be.

Face it, /sp/ just isn't one of the funnier boards on 4chan despite being a bonafide meme factory for the whole website.

>>74917305
>who spends most of his time on /tv/
please don't try and tell anyone what is funny ever again

>>74917305
read >>74917312

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>>74917305
>spends time on /tv/
>tells people what his hipster opinion of comedy is
Found the cuck

>>74917312
infact being on /tv/ long enough makes me an authority on what isn't funny and the one thing i can say with conviction is that you faggots on this board spend most of your energy forcing anemic memes even more than /tv/ does.

>>74917352
Is this satire?

>>74917352
>infact being on /tv/ long enough makes me an authority on what isn't funny
clearly not, as you're still going there

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>>74917305
>See it's this shit. Granted, i'm just a part timer who spends most of his time on /tv/ and /g/ and /o/ but the thing with you feckless loons is that all your humor revolves around past-stale /pol/ memes and extremely tired national stereotypes that you all pretend are actually funny. The only consistently funny posters i encounter on /sp/ are Aussies, and not because of subject matter but because of how well timed their shitposts tend to be.

>Face it, /sp/ just isn't one of the funnier boards on 4chan despite being a bonafide meme factory for the whole website.

>>74917328
>>74917347
take away the flags and you quickly realize that all of /sp/ humor is little more than US vs Europe jokes that one would find on /b/ back in 2006. Even with the flags, nearly everyone on this board is egregiously uncreative.

Without them you guys are reduced to /toy/ tier autism.

how much commission does Freddy Adu get for every sold vacuum cleaner?

maybe that job isn't so bad?
maybe he has found a genuine passion for it?

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>>74917352
Okay now I know you're trolling. Chapeau fellow anonymous poster.

>>74917388
>take away the flags and you quickly realize that all of /sp/ humor is little more than US vs Europe jokes that one would find on /b/ back in 2006
....Ok you're not wrong there but as you said in >>74917305, being 4chan's meme powerhouse should earn us some honors.

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>>74917404
i dunno, that job seems like it really sucks

>>74917410
Stop deflecting by accusing people of trolling.
>>74917415
But am i wrong? is there anything to /sp/ """"""""humor""""""" other than underinformed national stereotypes that even /int/ would cringe at?

>>74917305
>Face it, /sp/ just isn't one of the funnier boards on 4chan despite being a bonafide meme factory for the whole website.

Sadly this. You're still a faggot though.

>>74917416
build the wall carlos

>>74917453
i'd say coming to another board and trying to lecture them on "humor" is possibly the cringiest thing i've ever seen, but i digress.

>>74917305
You presumably read predominantly American posts. Americans are some of the least witty people on the planet, behind countries whose first language isn't English. There isn't a self-aware bone in your body. So you're not the best judge. Go post a bane thread on /tv/ to give yourself a chuckle.

>>74917516
I'm not lecturing here, im just commenting in passing as that argument between the Dane and the American up there reminded me of this realization that 98% of people here have a very inflated sense of their comedic prowess.
>>74917485
At least you admit it.

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>>74915856
>>74915832
>>74915817
>>74915804

>being this asshurt

>>74917533
>he typed out. Giggling like a public schoolboy, he ran down the stairs to tell mum how he finally shut up those bastard yanks well and good. However, in his excitement, he forgot to pay his stairwell descent license. Within 10 seconds, there was a heavy pounding at the front door. "OI YOU LOT, OPEN UP IN THE NAME OF THE QUEEN AND THE ROTHSCHILD FAMILY". His mum was absolutely furious anon bought on the checkered lads, as she was still sore from whoring her cunt out to them for turning a blind eye to anon's illicit pornography usage. It would be another cold night in the dog house while mummy had a legion of dicks in her tummy.

>>74917533
>You presumably read predominantly American posts. Americans are some of the least witty people on the planet, behind countries whose first language isn't English. There isn't a self-aware bone in your body.

The great tragedy of that entire post is that i'm an immigrant (South African), and it's painfully telling that you immediately jumped to the flag in order to look for something to critique. This pinheadedness is exactly what i've been talking about ITT. Does your insight ever go beyond flags? Again, you're here speaking about self-awareness as if im American-born.

It isn't only Americans, you Euros jerk each other in every other thread after making the 11 trillionth post about something related to food or obesity with regards to Americans, and in an extremely cringe-inducing way spend hours patting yourselves on the back for making extremely insipid jokes. Do you actually think that this is funny, or do you only tell yourselves that?

>>74917617
I didn't think you'd validate my point after just one response but you managed it.

>MFW I read this thread
Christ, flags were the worst thing to happen to this board. /int/ is the only board that should have flags

freddy adu is still around?

>>74917617
more of the retarded shit that im talking about.
>>74917635
again, i'm not saying that Euros in general can't be funny, however what im saying in >>74917635 is that the Euros on /sp/ are really fucking unimaginative compared to /int/ Euros and even those unbearable /pol/ Euros. Is there humor outside of flags and dated stereotypes here?
>>74917646
that faggot isn't me.
>>74917647
my point really.

>>74917646
>he defensively cried.

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>tfw too fat to understand the jokes in this thread
God bless Dongle Trank though.

>>74917716
/sp/ and /int/ share a similar userbase. I browse /int/ and it's hardly a paragon of comedy. It's just more flag based shit you've been criticising /sp/ for.

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>>74917802
You're deflecting though. The point of the matter is that /sp/ by itself is a humor challenged board, and certainly not the laugh powerhouse that only the very delusional users here consider it. The vast majority of /sp/ humor is basically the following jokes

>American: Euros are cum guzzling homos with a refugee problem! give me (You)s
>Euro: Le Americans are fat half-breeds and can't stop eating. Where are my upboats?!
>Americans&Euros: South Americans are shitskins XD!!!!!

It's almost formulaic at this point. Getting defensive about it is just pathetic.

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*vrooms respectfully towards you*