/hoc/

Posting in this thread cause doggo.

this is the real thread

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Earlyfag BLLLLEEEOOOOWNNN THE FUCK OUT

>>74914416
who asked you?
I noticed there was a slovak fellow Devils fan

so now that the raidniggers are headed to vegas, how long before relocation happens to vgk?

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In case you guys have forgotten, Grease is literally a subhuman, nonwhite shitskin. Do not feed him your (You)s.

>>74914387
nice doggie

>>74914469
the GOAT

Dog

do not give the racist any You's

>>74914469
reddit

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>NFL takes Raiders, a team with a dedicated fan base known for being Mad Max-insane, from the ghetto of Oakland
>put them in literal Sin City, where their infamy will grow because Vegas will never ever be a decent place
>Bettman grants hokei expansion in Vegas
>owner is so autistic about muh West Point they name the team "Golden Knights" and will likely try to be the "good-guy" team
>literal whos that will be a Frankenstein of expansion draft picks
is Bettjew retarded?

at least screen your owners for autism before cashing the $500 million check

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>>74914469
THE MADMAN HIMSELF

i want jenny scrivens feet in my face. you know ben daddy is cumming all over those cute little feets nightly. he probably goes through her hockey bag and finds her socks and just huffs it up like a teen trying to get high on paint fumes. thats why ben scrivens is the smuggest motherfucker in hockey he knows

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>tfw this cat is a better goaler than nieme and lehtonen combined

>>74914387
police dogs are allowed to drive?

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is laine ded again?

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What went wrong?

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this is the average finlander

>>74914458
They'll be in Quebec by 2025

>>74914647
>quebec gets both the hurricanes and golden knights

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Mild

>>74914640
ahhhahahah he looks just like i thought he would
>nuh i don't wanna serve my country
>ok i'll protest from prison
what a fucking baby

>>74914640
who is that and what does he have to do with hockey

>>74914640
ahahahahahaha holy shit

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>"Feeling a little thirsty there anon?"

>>74914640
they seriously look like fucking aliums who just cant figure out how to blend in properly. those fucking fingers, man.

>>74914640
two things
>talks about conscription for 18 old men
>has the hands of a 50 year old woman
and
>is finnish
>is a conscientious objector
his great grandparents are rolling in their graves up north

>>74914680
he's a finnish ex-con

>>74914640
is he on hormones? are all finns on hormones? is that why laine lost his hair and pulju busted?

Not sure what you guys are freaking out about. The get from some days ago confirmed Finns are ay lmaos.

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>>74914708
his mongol ancestors fought wars for fun

can any finn confirm if he is a real finn or a fennoswede?

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>>74914640
the resemblance is uncanny

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hi where are the discussions about finland(my country)

finnish fantasy team for pond hokkei:
laine-barkov-pulju
aho-koivu-granlund
ristolainen-määttä
nutivaara-vatanen
saros

>>74914759
here buddy
>>74914742
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>>74914738
>>74914718
>>74914713
>>74914708
>>74914697
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>>74914687
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>>74914672
>>74914640
>>74914603

>>74914759
Can you weigh in on >>74914640

>>74914640
I feel sorry for him now. Thought he was just another faggot, but he was really dealt a shit hand at birth. He is a prime example why eugenics should be encouraged, and ugly, smelly, dumb people should be sterilized.

>>74914739
he's a russian agent

>>74914640
>Red shirt
I wonder in which direction he leans politically.

>>74914789
red is the super liberal/left wing parties in europe right?
cuz here it's the opposite

>>74914771
Id tap her

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Press F to pay respects

>>74914775
noooo i dont want to kill all finns

>>74914796
red is a communist colour

*dabs*

>>74914640
Is this shopped in anyway? This picture is so fucking stereotypical I almost have trouble believing it's real.
>that hair
>that hairline
>those fingers
>that mug
Jesus Christ. Sweden, what the fuck did you do? You went too far this time.

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>>74914811
otzi the frozen cave man ('the ice man') was found dabbing

>>74914804
babbycock bailed at just the right time didn't he

>>74914833
Ice Age was LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT

So the Canes and the Knights are pretty much confirmed to fuse and move to Quebec by 2023, uh?

That's cool.

>>74914864
in your dreams

only thing quebec's getting is the avalanche

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can the ride to the cup be any more enjoyable?

Haley suspended one game for putting a Swede in his place.

>>74914876
o man that would be hilarious.
>here's your team back it's all shitty and used up we don't want it any more

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>>74914902
JUST

>>74914837
he fancied coaching in an actual market

>>74914980
probably hated being around niggers 24/7 too.
although he didn't go to the best spot for that, can't be worse than detroit however

>>74914902
whatever lol. jarnkrok board was bad too. manlets will never learn if the nhl keeps letting them get away with it

>>74914980
Detroit is hockey town though?

>>74914980
>toronto is a better market than detroit

Official theme for (insert team or player here)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwKl-Ng084U

>>74915022
it measurably is lol

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PRESENTING YOUR 2017 STANELY CUP CHAMPIONS

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*Theme song
LEMME JUST TELL YA (STOP THE FILM) NOW HOLD IT!! LOOK RIGHT ERE HE KEEPS HIS STICK ON THE ICE AND (BANGS ON THE DESK) KEEPS THE PLAY GOIN GOOD OL BOY FROM ÄLVKARLEBY SWEDEN JESSY POOPARVI
>Now let's get into some action out West with the San Jose Sharks and Nashville Pre
ROLL THE TAPE AND WATCH THIS ERE GOOD OLD TIME HOCKEY (THUMBS UP) I TELLS YA WHAT DONT KEEP YOUR HEAD UP AND ANSWER THE BELL KALLE YARNCROCODILE THATS WHAT HAPPENS TO YA YKNOW I KNOW THE SWEETIES HATE THIS BUT LOOK AT THESE TWO GUYS PUNCHIN EACHOTHER IN THE MUSH THATS CALLED BEING A MAN AND HAVIN A CODE
>Patrik Laine out in Winnipeg he's on fire got a beautiful shot the othe
YKNOW IMAGINE HOW GOOD THIS CREEPY LOOKIN KID PATRICK LINNAY WOULD BE IF HE WAS A GOOD CANADIAN BOY LIKE CONNOR MCDAVID SCORE 100 GOALS IN A SEASON (LETS GO)
>We're running out of time but I know you
RYAN SMYTH LOOK AT THIS GUY BUSTED LIP NO GOOD BUM TAKES A DIRTY RUN AT HIM WATCH THIS PLAY HERE LOOK HERE (WATCHES THE PLAY) HOLD IT!!! RAT FINK LIFTS HIS FEET DIRTY HIT GOTTA EM OUT!!!
>Ron and Don on the coaches corner

State of hockeys:
1A. California (3 teams)
1B. New york (3)
2A. Florida (2)
2B. Pennsylvania (2)

999. Minnesota (1)

>>74915079
how will canada ever recover

>>74915079
solid list

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>>74915079
>his state doesn't have a NHL, AHL, and NCAA hockey team
>his state isn't Arizona

>>74915076
lmao

>>74915067
how many playoffs tickets have the red wings sold over the past decade? how many have the leafs sold?

>>74915076
you
did a good job on this one

>>74915079
Now list them by number of stanleys won

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>>74915076
My sides

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MISS ME YET

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>>74914886
>calgary
Easy win
>shorks
Will choke
>preds or mild
Will choke
>easy leastern conference opponent
10 year anniversary cup confirmed

>>74915007
>detroit
>anything

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which is better?

>>74915196
Pulju by far.

>>74915196
The one playing real hockey

>>74915196
pulju

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>>74915150
jesus fucking christ

>>74915135
3. Michigan
4. NY
5. Illinois

obligatory gap

8. California

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See me next year.

>>74915263
What happened tp 1 2 3?

>>74915274
why didn't we see you this year?

>>74915274
I wonder if he drives an onton

>>74914640
the only thing more pathetic than a Finn is a Finnish rebbitor

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>>74915285
>implying "states" occupy 1 and 2

friend, pls.

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>>74915196
What kind of question is that?

>>74915076
jej

>>74915287
politics

>>74915298
>Implying provinces arent the same damn thing

For me, it's David Pastrnak, but I respect your favorite player and wish you well

-Michael

>>74915196
what the fuck was KEKlainen thinking?

>>74915079
List them by how many players each state produced then eat shit, minnysoda is GOAT

Fuck off Evan and Chris

for me, it's dubs

>>74915315
dubois is as good as the 1st oa guy this year

Where's Tom?

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>>74915374
suicided due to red wangs being bad for the first time in his life

>>74915312
No, you're not Michael. I'm Michael.

-Michael from Charleston

>>74915463
You can lie to yourself for only so long.

-Michael

>>74915518
Identity theft is a serious crime.

-Michael from Charleston

>>74915312
Hi Michael, nice to see you around here! I have to say Pastrnak is one really good player, but from the Bruins my favourite is Marchand.

-Jaska from Lapua

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>For me, its Tommy Salo

>>74915384
They've been bad for a while they just somehow always diarrhea their way into the playoffs

>>74915569
because they play in the least

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>>74915565
For me, its Antero Niittymäki

>>74915545
Agreed.

-Michael

we need to do something about the finnish menace

any ideas?

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Do we recover from that ass blasting the other night?

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>>74915641
For me, it's Hannu Toivonen

>>74915658
Yes. We must team up, Canada. It is only way.

>>74915661
by missing the ploffs

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>>74915658

It is a beautiful day. I hope all of you are in good health. Except maybe that finn that said he might be getting a flu. Get better friend.

Some pretty meme games tonight. Just glad I can share the joy of memeing alongside you all.

~~Brett in Burnsville

>>74915678
BASED

>>74915681
kys chubby boy

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>>74915663
For me, it's Mathieu Garon

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>>74915658
There is literally nothing wrong with Finland as a country. Where would we be without Finnish busts? In a much less entertaining timeline, thats where. I would trade my left testicle to prolong the existence of Finlan.

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>>74915703
For me, it's Daren Puppa

@74915694

That was pretty rude. Do you want to try again?

For me it's dubs lads.

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>>74915727
For me? Mariusz Czerkawski

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For me, it is Jason Bacashihua

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>/ck/ is shit except a few threads
>"for me" has infiltrated /hoc/
Pretty upset. /ck/ didn't die for this.

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For me it's David Aebischer

>>74915819
There is nothing wrong with utilizing a hyper-condensed colloquialism to express your being partial to something

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>>74915826
For me? It's got to be, Robert Esche

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STOP!!!!!!!!!!!

SAY SOMETHING NICE ABOUT NORWAY OR I BLAST YER FUCKEN HEAD OFF!!!!!!!!

>>74915859
Does he have assburgers?

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Best doggo comming through

>>74915889
They are pretty cool, I've heard.

>>74915895
he does look like hes scared to be in public

>>74915889
they have some of the nicest fjords east of finland

>>74915889
SOMETHING NICE ABOUT NORWAY OR I BLAST YER FUCKEN HEAD OFF!!!!!!!!


Can i go now

>>74915889
they are the number one country responsible for the reduction of the whale population and should thus be nuked.

>>74915889
They have one of the best quality of living but don't flaunt it. Norge also don't need no stinkin EU. Just wish hokkei was bigger there.

>>74915889
wish i could live near trondheim desu

>>74914864
how do Montreal frogs see Quebequeers?

is it an inferiority complex, like the Boston > NYC fags? I have to imagine Hasbs fans sniggering to themselves everytime they see someone from QC

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Fuck

>>74915950
Kinda wish that too desu. Almost no one to talk to with about NHL or hockey in general.

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>>74915771
For me, its Pascal LeClaire.

>>74915889
it's not finland

>>74915889
They aren't Finland

>>74915889
Theyre the 3rd best Scandanavian country

>>74915987
>>74915986
Wew

>>74915986
>>74915987
makes u think, huh?

>>74915960
Montreal and Quebec are rivals for the most clean and well-doing city.

I'd say Quebec is winning since Lebeaume the mayor is pretty fuckin great and would be 10/10 if Bettman didn't fuck up the NordsPlan.

Montreal is ruled by Denis Coderre some one-time wonder who spends his time tweeting and doing photo-ops and nothing worthwhile.

I guess we have some mutual respect for each others in public and a superiority feel in private.

Would be great for the province for the nordiques to come back and revigorate the rivalry

>>74914814
Russia touched them last, it's their responsibility

>>74915986
>>74915987
Finland absolutely BTFO by the CANUSA broship

>all these people being salty about Finland

Your attention only helps feed me.

>>74915986
>>74915987
wew

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>>74915985
ooo.. rare

>>74915819
When did /ck/ turn to such shit? Had to have happened sometime in the past 2 years or so.

I actually got some really useful skills and tips when I first moved out from /ck/. Now I won't even go there.

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Look lads this is the future political class of Quebec

Can you still say Quebec is inferior and dosen't deserve a second hockey team?

>>74915986
>>74915987
That timing tho

>>74916001
Denmark is clearly number 1, deciding if Norge or Sweden is 2nd best is pretty tough..

>>74915978
Its the same thing in the US.
I got into an argument with some girl that plays beer league hockey that Suter has shit offensive skills. He is great defensively but his spot on the PP is questionable. She seemed to think he is a god, manlet Spurgeon could take a better slapshot. The team calls it the state of hockey but most fans only watch because football isn't on.
The state tourney was comfy though.

>>74916049
who is this smug cutie?

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>>74915985
For me, it's Cody Rudkowsky

>>74915098

that is the stupidest metric I've ever heard but im not surprised given you choose to live in Detroit

>>74916073
Denmark > Sweden > Norge

Its well known.

>>74916075
holy shit chubs you are such a fucking retard jfc

>>74915986
>18:04:56
>>74915987
>18:04:56
holy shit

>>74916088
Glad we agree on the first spot
Great post Canadabro

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>>74916023
>>74916067
>NEVER EVER

>>>/po/550995
>aves fans

>>74916067

I wish NK or Russia would nuke Quebec and Trudeau would prevent countries from acting on article 5.

>>74916113
Avs relocated to Quebec when?

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Ducks gonna slide into the WCF

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>>74916107

Can you take the city bus to go watch your hockey franchise play their fearsome rivals?

No traffic pains, No gas fees, No parking worries. Isn't it dreamy?

So can you?

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>>74916113
>Going to /po/

>>74916078
>played a single NHL game for the Blues

Rare...

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>>74916058
It is the first board shown on the android app if you don't go through the hassle of getting Clover. Most of 4chan has seen a decline in OC. There are a few people who dont just shitpost or ask what you get at taco bell but they are few and far between. It is basically a gathering place for neets and alcoholics, even /fml/ has a resident shitposter.

>>74916067
>2nd line
>2nd from right

I wanna disappoint her so bad

Great pic though, Quebec can have their team

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>>74916129
>Not taking the train and avoiding all traffic.
>not having said station glow your teams colors during home games

Pleb

>>74916097

Chubbs is in Canada rn, cant you tell?

>>74916126
East is full so can't see them moving to Quebec.

>>74916145
Front row middle right is the patrician choice

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*takes off mask*
Thanks for all those (You)'s faggots

>>74916161
we call it the skytrain in Vancouver. You can grab some sick hot pot and creamofsomeyoungguy on the way in via HoChiMinlong Station.

>>74916176
BULJU

>>74916067
2nd line, far left

whip out those feet

>>74916176
DAMN YOU BONAQUA MERCHANT

>>74916184
the one with downs?

>>74916176
CALLING THE POLICE

>>74916067
first row 2nd from left
HHNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGG you know she gets down

>>74916170
Great choice

That dress is made to be ripped of awkwardly

>>74916067
so this...is the power...of frankish genes...

>>74916129
>major league sports teams
>relocating INTO leafistan
>once since 1980

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>>74916176
HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

>>74915577
The west is worse than the east. Been that way since last year

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Seriously guys, you can't possible tell me you wouldn't want a NHL team playing in this state-of-the-art Centre Vidéotron, the literal pinnacle of Ice Hockey arenas.

Look at this graphic for second or 3600 and admit it; You crave the return of the Nordiques yourself. You have immeasurable respect for the J.C Tremblay, Réal Cloutier, Stastny Brother, Joe Sakic, Owen Nolans, Peter Forberg, Ron Hextall, Stéphane Fiset, Mathieu Brodeur, Jocelyn Thibault, Alain Coté, Eric Lindros, Stéphane Duchesne and many many mores. You can't contian your love for the Quebec Nordiques 1976 AVCO Cup Champions and rightful 1987 Stanley Cup champions.

The wait won't last much longer now. We all know it.

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*Sips your Bonaqua*

>>74915986
>>74915987
Can Finland even get anymore blown the fuck out

>>74916260
if it spites the frogs, you can bet your leafy ass I will.

>>74916260
>le jumbotron
reddit af

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>>74916177
Tbh i wish your team was better...thanks for kesler tho

>>74916260
I cream myself just from the thought tbf

>>74916261
OOOOO WUH-UH UH UH
GET UP
COME ON GET DOWN WITH THE SIPNESS

>>74916260
friendly reminder that none of those legends will ever be remembered for their time as a nordick

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>>74916261
>tfw no Bonaqua in Canada

Delete this

>>74916292
theres something similar here. ill grab one in a few mins when i go out and show yall

>>74916313
You mean bottled water? We have that here too

>>74916292
Glorious Bonaqua masterrace.

>>74916333
nah

>This guy walks up to your girl at the bar
>Starts sipping her Bonaqua
>Proceeds to give her this look

What do you do?

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>>74916078
For me, it's Bille Beino

>>74916292
Kek. I just remembered I had a bottle of Bonaqua left from the weekend. Nothing tastes better than a Vodka Bonaqua, I can tell you that.

*sips bonaqua*

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>>74916361
You mean this one?

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>>74916361
>>74916383
Forgot picture, ffs lol

>>74916341
You never answered me norge-anon

>>74916393
On what senpai?

explain bonaqua to me

is it the new leveraxe?

>>74916407
You can't explain Bonaqua. Only feel it.

>>74916404
Does your screen name happen to be rawnpawl?

Does Bonaqua have carbonation?

>>74916407
frog mtn dew.

>>74916407
It's just yurocuck version of Dasani. Same process and company (reverse osmosis and cocacola) different label. Yurodumbs just like retarded fucking names for their shit.

>>74916425
yes

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>>74916424
Sorry senpai but no.

>>74916407
In a way. They both make you look cool. Pretty obscure stuff.

>clicked skip to a stop sign
Another Uber passenger mangled to death in a barrel roll.

>>74916447
Thats ok i was just wondering if you were my bro from Sync. Now i have 2 Norwegian friends.

>>74916425
Yes, unless you buy the non-carbonated version. Then it's non-carbonated.

>>74916461
Do they post here?

>>74916441
>>74916465
>tfw no bonaqua
why even fucking live

>>74916476
Meant to say does he post here*

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>drinking liquid cancer and nestle poluants
>not drinking Amaro the pure clear mineral water from untouched 4 billion years old sources.

No wonder all your hockey players keep busting.

>>74916476
Some times, but rarely, was more often last year desu

>>74916502
>buying water
>not having your own private lake an filtration system
plebs all of you

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I want to protect this smile.

>>74916502
>implying Amaro isn't just recycled fracking water

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Patrician taste coming through. ALl redditcucks can just leave.

>>74915986
>>74915987
adding to thehivemind

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Plebs

>>74916534
>buying Coca-Cola '''''''''''''''''''''''''''water'''''''''''''''''''''''''''

No wonder all americaners are diabetes patients

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>>74916554
i said go back

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>>74916313
>>74916333
>>74916361
>>74916376
>>74916407
>>74916425
>>74916465
>>74916502
is this an bonaqua? ;/

>>74916583
Jeff pls go

>>74916534
lmfao embarrassing post lad

Fuck off Rick

Fuck you Shaun

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Almost game time lads

Anyone have any idea how the tickets for the Avs vs Snes games in Sweden will be acquired?
I'd hate myself for missing out on NHL hockey this easily

>>74916697
I kinda want to get them but don't at the same time. I mean it's fucking Avalanche, why go watch that, but still it's NHL coming here right next door.

>>74916697
probably just online and hope you have a good internet connection.

if they do a raffle you're probably fucked unless you know someone.

>>74916697
You'll probably find them here, but I'm guessing it will take a couple of month before they are released

https://www.axs.com/se/browse/sport/hockey

>>74916709
I do want to see the snes play desu, but avs.. meh
It's hard to pass out the chance of NHL hokkei when it's this close yeh
2hr30 mins drive for me approx

>>74916718
No raffle, it will be "the first one to the mill" as we say here

>>74916709
>nhl hockey

the Avs are already an AHL team, what do you think is gonna happen to them when they sell off Duchene and Landeskog?

Do the Avs even have a Swede to sell besides Landeskog?

>>74916738
then Danskbro better ethernet and pray.

>>74916718
Hoping they won't do a raffle :/ If they want international exposure, it'd be pretty dumb to do that too I reckon
.. It is Buttman in charge though

>>74916723
Aaah thanks, yeh they probably need to sort the season schedule, reckon the games will be back to back, they probably need a few days off after due to the travel

>>74916697
>Tickets to the 2017 SAP NHL Global Series in Stockholm will be available for purchase at LiveNation.se on Wednesday, March 29, beginning at 3 a.m. ET. The game on Friday, Nov. 10 will start at 2 p.m. ET with Colorado the home team. The game on Saturday, Nov. 11 will start at 1 p.m. ET with Ottawa the home team.

Do a google search nest time ok

It was on the NHL.com website
https://www.nhl.com/news/nhl-global-series-features-colorado-ottawa/c-287971368

Get your picks in now
>panthers at sabers
>preds at islanders
>Wings at hurricanes
>hawks at lightning
>coyotes at blues
>avalanche at flames

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>i do good score

>>74916751
>Only shitty wifi in my uni apartment
This is suffering

>>74916752
>it'd be pretty dumb to do that to
this has absolutely never stopped them before.

>>74916743
It would make more sense if they sent the Preds or Canucks desu

>>74916751
I'll pray lol

Why do people keep trying to force this "trade Duchene/Landeskog" meme

They clearly can tank properly with them on the team.

>>74916724
>2hr30 mins drive for me approx
What, do you live in Sweden?

>>74916751
Yep. Don't know how fast they'll go, but it could go quick.

>>74916752
Yeah. I would guess that they will be released in the beginning of the summer or something like that.

rip michael

>>74916763
car badges
prodders
canes
old folks home
meth capital usa
gay cowboy villagers

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>>74916763
panthers
preds
canes (professori hatty)
hawks
poos
cheeky ass win

>>74916753
Oh, how about that. Thanks for the info!

>>74916779
yeah, it depends on the hype.

>>74916771
gl, bro.

>>74916768
depending on when it is I might be able to hook you up, bu first I too have to GRADUATE uni.

go preds!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

>>74916771
They're already sending the Canucks to China because then they can have a home team.

>>74916777
Because Sakic is already trying to trade them?

>>74916763
Sabers
Preds
Canes
Lightning
Blues
Flames

>>74916781
still here and i still hate your shit meme country

-Michael from Charleston

>>74916753
Wtf, how did I miss that
That's this wednesday! Gotta get my credit ready then lol
Holy shit.. Excited to see how much they'll cost.. or worried rather

>>74916779
I live on Fyn; my wife genuily believes it's a 2h30min drive, I haven't been to sweden before.. She is a woman though, might be way more lol

>>74916763
>sabres
>my preds
>sugarcanes
>hawks
>bloos
>flim flams

>>74916809
>They're already sending the Canucks to China because then they can have a home team.
jej

Jordan Staal to score this game?

>>74916813
they just said in hurricanes broadcast you died lad, i'll take their word over you

>>74916824
Skinner imo

>>74916799
Cheers Amerifriend

>>74916809
Oh, right.. The Preds then! They have a lot of Swedes too.. and finn(s)

>>74916753
>>74916771
You can find the tickets here. They'll be released on wednsday morning at 09:00

http://www.livenation.se/artist/2017-sap-nhl-global-series-tickets

>>74916814
>I live on Fyn; my wife genuily believes it's a 2h30min drive, I haven't been to sweden before.. She is a woman though, might be way more lol
Lel, yes. I live in Stockholm. It would take at least 6-7 hours to drive to Malmö.

can we all agree that organs in arenas are shit-tier

>>74916829
What a bold prediction!

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>>74916815
Beat them hawks and probably blues so >we can meet in the wcf

>>74916841
>>74916814
> It would take at least 6-7 hours to drive to Malmö from here (I have driven to Helsingborg a couple of times)

>>74916842
Add cars to that list

>>74916842
>>74916866
Add djs

>>74916842
Can we agree that chicongo has the shittiest hockey stadium/atmosphere in general?

>>74916841
>http://www.livenation.se/artist/2017-sap-nhl-global-series-tickets
Thanks man, bookmarked!

You sure? 6 hrs to Malmö? It takes us 1hr50mins to Copenhagen, we drive to Copenhagen atleast once every 2nd month
I may slightly underestimate the size of Sweden

>>74916866
this. what the happy hell was with a pickup truck in the islels' arena?

>>74916881
Never been to a panthers game clearly

>>74916900
this geriatrics smell awful.

>>74916884
dont you super-scandinavians have bullet trains

>>74916893
>tfw your team has an arena

>>74916900
bbt seems comfy as fuck, like, you just wanna chill out and watch hockey without needing to get all hyped

>>74916900
>annoying organ
>annoying fans
>annoying goal song sung by a bunch of drunken bastards
>annoying goal horn
It's all just shit

SKINNTARD

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>>74916448
Jej

>>74916884
copenhagen is 6 hours from stockholm

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i have the predators game on in my kitchen and the canes game in my bedroom.

and im not watching either. somebody stop me

>>74916931
>"""""fans""""""

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>>74916900
dubs speak truth

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>>74916884
No problemo

Unfortunatly I am. According to google it would take you 8 hrs 30 min (see pic)

Might want to consider flying. It's not like it would cost that much more than the fuel for the car.

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SKINNER
PAPA FEED ME CHOCOLATE MILK

>>74916844
told you m8

fuck finland and digits and aho is kill

-Michael from Charleston

I hope you preds fans appreciate the passing capability, agility, strenght, determination and big wind up slapper of pk subban


weber could be better

>>74916940
>>74916953
Well holy fk
Might want to look into a flight to Stockholm then
Our car doesn't run -that- long to the gallon

Thanks for the info guys

>>74916959
It's alright Staal or Lindholm will get it on this PP

>>74916884
>I may slightly underestimate the size of Sweden
I made this mistake
>Grandpa lives in Kiruna
>Flights only go to Stockholm from USA
>Thought I could get there with a train ticket
had to shell out for another plane ticket.

do you guys think weber will be less upset after both the habs and preddits get bumped 2nd round?

>>74916944
My bad thanks for the assist