How will /sp/ react when the inevitable happens?

This guy look like no brain

who's that

from the shoulders up this is a legit chode.

>>74911656
>>74911651
Bryce "I wish I was in New York" Harper

>Douchey name
>Dumb hair
>Hipster
>Whiner
>Coward
>Manchild
>Swag faggot
>Doesn't hustle
>Always gets injured
>Entitled Brat
>Hissy fit enthusiast
>Most annoying guy in the room at any time
>Adored by beta morons
>Potty mouth
>Brittle bones
>Failed to take advice from the great Goose Gossage
>Liberal
>Supports Hillary
>Hated by teammates
>Hasn't got a ring
>Hasn't got a clue
>Attention whore
>Ultra-sensitive
>Desperate to be edgy. Fails miserably
>Drones on about making baseball fun again. Nobody cares
>Thinks his walkup song is cool. It isn't
>Crybaby
>Runs into walls
>Bandwagons the most popular sports teams
>Embarrassed the NL in his first all star game
>Doesn't drink beer
>Calling him the best player in baseball represents a new level of cringe
>Probably posts on Reddit
>Pronounces "meme" as "maymay"
>Cried about Papelbon
>Cried about Matt Williams
>Cried about every playoff loss
>Punchable face
>Future Yankee
>Cares more about a clothing contract than his team
>Engraves emojis on baseball bats
>Most laughable "star" in MLB history

>>74911674
Wtf I love Bryce harper now

>>74911651
this player look very nerd

Only old traditionalfags hate on Bryce

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Reminder that Mike Trout would also like to play for his home team the Yankees

God damn who is that chick?

>>74911702
He was a Lillies fan growing up.

>>74911702
Cumberland is Philly territory

Nah. Yankees are going to win the WS out of literally nowhere this year, and realize they don't need a 400 million dollar meme

>>74911651
Point out your pathetic starting pitching.

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>>74911995
Don't jinx us fag

>>74911971

>Sussex
>North of Essex and Middlesex

what did they mean by this?

>>74911651
When he hits .260 and cries about everything in a Yankees uniform rather than a Gnats uniform?

Nobody's going to care.

>>74912060
Idk the colonists and pilgrims probably read the map upside down.

Essex is full of black
Sussex full or red necks
Middlesex full of bankers

>>74911651

Am I the only Yankee fan who hopes Harper stays the fuck away from New York? The reason they've been relatively successful even with no start power recently is because Girardi does a fantastic job managing the club house and getting these guys to play for each other. Harper could fuck all that up with his bad attitude. He also had one spectacular season and three seasons that will not be worth what he's going to demand to be paid.

Yankees need to concentrate on bringing in Trout, Harper being second prize is like Peyton Manning vs Ryan Leaf

>>74911651

>Yankees
>beard

oh, child

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How will he react?

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>>74912103

Like seriously, we're finally free of the double albatross of Tex and A-Rod and you all want to cripple the team with a ridiculous contract for possibly the most overrated player in MLB? Dumb.

Trout and Harper will get similar money on their next contract. If you are going to spend, at least spend it on the once in a generation talent who could become a legit GOAT.

>>74912112
He won't. He retires in December.

>>74912261
He's leaving the fan not retiring, ok?

>>74912270
Oghkay, I might do uh podcast or sumthin, oghkay?

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>>74911674
>mormon
>liberal

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>>74911651
MLB hides drug tests dude

>>74912112
won't go in the aiah

>>74911651
>Yankees allowing beards

>>74911702
He's from Philly. Not before he wins a title in Anaheim.