/cric/

>>74910138
Who is this milkmaiden?

Chris Gayle is the best batsman in the history of the game. Debate me.

SALTY ROOS

>>74910148
No thanks

>>74910148
yeah nah

Are you gee bee why?

Butt

Name a bigger myth than Shaun Marsh

THANK YOU BASED UMPBALL THANK YOU BASED UMPBALL THANK YOU BASED UMPBALL THANK YOU BASED UMPBALL THANK YOU BASED UMPBALL THANK YOU BASED UMPBALL THANK YOU BASED UMPBALL THANK YOU BASED UMPBALL THANK YOU BASED UMPBALL THANK YOU BASED UMPBALL THANK YOU BASED UMPBALL THANK YOU BASED UMPBALL THANK YOU BASED UMPBALL THANK YOU BASED UMPBALL THANK YOU BASED UMPBALL THANK YOU BASED UMPBALL THANK YOU BASED UMPBALL THANK YOU BASED UMPBALL THANK YOU BASED UMPBALL THANK YOU BASED UMPBALL THANK YOU BASED UMPBALL THANK YOU BASED UMPBALL THANK YOU BASED UMPBALL THANK YOU BASED UMPBALL THANK YOU BASED UMPBALL THANK YOU BASED UMPBALL THANK YOU BASED UMPBALL THANK YOU BASED UMPBALL THANK YOU BASED UMPBALL THANK YOU BASED UMPBALL THANK YOU BASED UMPBALL THANK YOU BASED UMPBALL THANK YOU BASED UMPBALL THANK YOU BASED UMPBALL THANK YOU BASED UMPBALL THANK YOU BASED UMPBALL THANK YOU BASED UMPBALL THANK YOU BASED UMPBALL THANK YOU BASED UMPBALL THANK YOU BASED UMPBALL THANK YOU BASED UMPBALL THANK YOU BASED UMPBALL

thank fuck

>>74910159
Mitch Marsh

Will a 200 lead be enough?

>>74910167
Well given Maxwell will score at least 200 runs himself, we'd be looking at a lead of more 300-350 which will be more than enough.

>>74910170
Maxwell will run out of partners long before 200.

My yesterday comment is still proving right today that umpire are very liberal while India batting and very conservative while Australia batting hence so many umpires calls.

>>74910176
Maxwell is in charge of this game, my friend. He knows exactly what he's doing. He's just trying to build partnerships at the moment but once all the specialist batsmen are out he will put his foot down and accelerate. He can easily maintain a strike rate of 150-200 allowing him to quickly put on another 100+ runs even if he there is not a specialist batsmen on the other end of the pitch.

Don't worry.

>>74910180
what

Wade looking uncomfortable facing this spin.

>>74910180
It is literally the opposite way around.

LOL FUCK OFF INDIA

i dont understand why the wade wicket wasnt given out. it was hitting the wicket but because the umpire said no it overrides that?

>>74910196
wait few hours and your team will be fucked.

>maxwell
>losing balance
>the absolute city of both the commentators, indian team, and umpires
It is literally impossible there was a chance at a stumping there.

Must be hard to keep patience when all you want to do is smash every currie in your sight

>>74910198
there is a margin of error in the projections

>>74910198
When less than half the ball is hitting the wicket it's considered not enough evidence to overturn the umpire's call. Remember that while ball tracking is accurate, it is not infallible. So when there is not sufficient evidence to suggest that it was hitting the wickets, the umpire's decision cannot be overturned.

It would be ridiculous to give that out.

>>74910204
minutes dost minutes

>all that effort
>still a boundary
INDIA BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

>>74910198
umpire should have and does have an advantage over the technology

Poopeelia on pooicide watch

>>74910231
CHI

>that appeal
India absolutely desperate. They know how crucial getting Maxwell out will be and how absolutely fucked they are if they can't do it soon.

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fuck cricket

>>74910239
it was literally umpire's call

Here we go fellas

fucking hell maxy

Not out.

MEMESWELL

Get the FUCK out of here you pile of trash

BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT

shit decision

of all the ways for maxwell to go...

my sides

>>74910249
fuming that was called out on field

>>74910255
Your butthurt level is thru the roof. Go punch the wall.

MAX-NOT-WELL

HAHAHAHAAHHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAA

I'm glad I'm Indian.

THIS is why DRS should be able to overturn the umpire's decision. Shocking.

>>74910258
I could see that was not out before they even went to DRS. The umpire is shit.

>>74910180
>this absolute curry think that's the umpires aren't paid off by the ICC to ensure Indian victories

>>74910267
Please drink some water Sir-uh.

*shakes head in Tamil style*

Lmao Umpires call lol

>tfw posted in the old thread

>>74910180
proven you're full of shit literally minutes later

>>74910281
Typical Indian.

>>74910289
Of course he is. India has absolutely never been on the receiving end of poor umpiring. They are literally THE cheats when it comes to on field umpires and reviews.

So what is the position on improving DRS review? Should they introduce batsman advantage instead of umps call?

What's the best way to reheat kfc chips?

>>74910293
>>74910289
Glad my comment change the umpire mind and damn that butthurt Lmao. Cry more faggots

>>74910302
GOOSEY

>>74910302
Place them in the rubbish bin

I CANT SEE THE GODDAMN WICKETS

SHIT SPORT

>>74910302
put it under your butt, will get warm cause all the butthurt

>>74910293
>ausfailia calling others heats

why aussies so salty today?
were they really expecting to win this match?

>>74910320
yeah stupid of us, thinking that the Indian Cricket Council wouldn't strike again

>it was a brave decision
keep sucking that indian dick haydos

>>74910302
your mother's womb

>74910308
>butthurt
I know you are, but what am I?

So how bad do you all reckon the arena smelled like shit with people like>>74910319 And >>74910320 shitting all over it

>>74910324
hayden just earned 100 rupees from his pajeet overlords

>>74910320
Yeah, my mistake for thinking we wouldn't get fucked over yet again by awful umpiring who have been paid off by the ICC.

>>74910338
>>74910321
why?

>there's always some help from him, like the pitch
I think you mean like the umpires, but okay.

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well, it was a nice game there for a while. gg

>crying about umpires
Pathetic.

Is 76 a big enough lead?

>>74910361
Yes. Maxwell will take a 5 wicket haul with his handy off spin.

Is swamp ass the only thing Indians don't have to cheat to achieve?

This series deserves one more twist.

just need 80 more runs to win

>>74910365
Cummins can hang in, we can still get a lead of 150. O'Keefe can face balls we just need Wade to stay in

>>74910351
In the long run, you'll get bad decisions that go against you and bad decisions that in your favour. I wish people didn't have such short memories.

hopefully the pitch shits itself overnight

>>74910371
matter of time now

I admire Wade's defiance but he really needs to find more ways to score

>>74910380
just get the indian team to sleep there

>>74910366
They seem to create amerifat and poopeelian butthurt very easily

>>74910337
>>74910323
>awful umpiring
>Indian cricket council
yeah lets blame the umpiring not shit batting line up of ausfailia.

>>74910389
leg byes

Is Wade batting for a draw?

>>74910399
Literally 100% Marsh's fault.

>>74910399
But this lineup proved it could be competent.
Which makes this performance hurt all the more.

>/cric/
The CIA is monitoring this thread

who had a worse series? Kohli or Warner?

>>74910417
Pissrat for sure

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what are you lads fapping to? Pic related right here

jess or yvonne or tara or mel?

>>74910421
>LE FUG LE GWEENSLAND :D:D:D

>>74910417
says a lot that it was easily kohli

>>74910417
Aside from MMarsh, has Warner been our worst batsman this series?

>>74910431
>>74910417
The difference is that this was an aberration for Kohli

Warner has been dogshit his entire career

>>74910436
>Cummins and Starc have outbatted Cuckner
makes me contemplate

>>74910438
yeah I don't think anyone's saying warner is the better player

>>74910436
Warner has been terrible. It shits me they don't pick khawaja because of his ability on Asian pitches, yet Warner is just as bad and given the opportunity.

>muhvicecaptain

>>74910338
Warney turning into a Bogdanoff. confirmed.

>>74910440
I don't like comparing bowlers batting to specialist batsmen (in one series) because they have less pressure and are more entitled to doing meme wallops.

>>74910438
*dogshit in asia

>>74910443
this

>>74910450
Starc is a batsman though

>England struggled in India this winter, but Stokes was one of the successes: 128 in the first Test, 70 in the second, five for 73 in Mohali and a batting average pushing 40 in trying conditions.

>It was noted that he played with patience, worked hard at combating India's spin, and rarely surrendered his wicket cheaply. It was the performance of a player who is embracing a senior role.
>'In India, the more I played, the more I went away from being an instinct player,' he agrees. >'I'm not going to say "See the ball, hit the ball" anymore - I've evolved from that. It's an easy way to play, a cop-out really. The higher up you get, when you go to India and the subcontinent, when you play in those tough conditions, you learn that you have to work to get rewards, or it won't get better.
>'I can't be the player I was at 18, 19, thinking if it goes well, it goes well, if it doesn't, it doesn't. I'm one of the senior players in the team. The younger, less experienced guys need to see me working on stuff.
>'We've got players coming through, Haseeb Hameed, Ben Duckett, they are going to look to me the way I looked at players when I came into the team. I watched how they trained - Kevin Pietersen, Ian Bell, Alastair Cook - and I knew why it went well for them. I want the players to know why it goes well for me, to know it comes back to how hard I train.
>'The way I see it, my personality is always going to come out, but there are times that call for a different way of playing, situations where I need to dig in, just bat time for the team.
>'I feel more equipped to do that now. I know if I get in and stay in, things will happen anyway, because I'm a naturally aggressive player. I don't have to force it.


Someone NEEDS to show this to the braindead moron Warner. His apologists like Kikeal Cuck are THE reason that he is a fucking awful player who hasn't reached 10% of his potential
>b-but he scored 100 before lunch against crippled Junaid Khan at home
I do not give a fuck

Why don't teams open the batting with a bowler and give them licence to knock the shine off the ball?

play some shots now wade

>>74910450
Kek, Warner just plays like a t20 anyway because LE IT IS HIS LE NADURAL GAYME XDDDDD

>>74910470
I dont understand why teams dont send in a nightwatchman for an opener, like the other day when Rahul had to play one over against Hazlewood. Why not just send in a nighty for that one over?

>>74910473
trip on reality cuck

>9 runs of 73 balls
what did he mean by that?

>>74910456
is not
>>74910473
only kikeal kuck says that though. everyone else hates him for it especially Stove

Not really enjoying watching this tßh

Fucking hell boys

o'keefe has been useless with the bat in this series

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Enough with the bantz you wombats.

Is Wade literally retarded?

Jadeja for MOTM, or MOTS?

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NUMBAH ONE TEAM

>>74910500
Easily MOTM. If Australia won the series then Smith for MOTS but at this rate Jadeja.

>>74910504
>お誕生日おめでとうー
Why is your image wishing me a happy birthday?

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TIME FOR CELEBRATIONS

game over man.

>>74910512
go be a weeb somewhere else

>>74910496
>You don't deserve it
HOLY SHIT WADE BTFO

for fuck sake

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>>74910512
never hurts to wish

yes! Time for HazleGOD to nail this test to the wall

>>74910507
Yeah that's what I was thinking. Although I feel Smoth's terrible captaincy (ie. never giving Maxwell or Marsh a bowl) lets him down.

We have 1 good player. Everyone else is shit or inexperienced. Lyon is quite possibly the most overrated player ever.

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ONE MORE WICKET LADS

>>74910528
That's true. I still think one of the reasons Australia lost the second test is because he refused to give the other bowlers a bowl. Was a shit decision.

>>74910529
>We have 1 good player
what's amazing is that was almost enough to win the series

>>74910538
And we faced the adversity of Indian umpires.

here comes the acceleration. From his blistering SR of 12.

>>74910533
Or how about the third test when Pujara made the longest innings in history as part of one of the highest partnerships in India. And Maxwell only bowled 4 overs and neitehr he or Warner bowled any. EVEN FUCKING WADE has a first class bowling average of 32.
Nup, maybe Cummins will get him this time.

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>>74910538
>almost enough to win the series
except the 1st match, austrailia has been trying to save the matches every day.

Can't see India chasing 100.

DROPPED THE SERIES

Is this a Gibbs moment?

>>74910549
Yeah, it was fucking disgraceful.

>>74910559
Wouldn't that be nice ;_;

its the umpires fault. We wuz champions and shieet

>>74910559
yes renshit did.

India is good at fielding

deliberate misfield, cunning

>>74910576
Deliberately keeping Hazelwood on strike.

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why ausfailia is so bad at cricket?
fall from their glory days is pretty steep

>>74910574
This. Fucking Renshit. Our lead would have been more like 150-200 at this point.

just got back from a my run has australia lost yet

>>74910579

>claiming that catch

fucking cheats

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So many salty abbos here, sad really

>>74910585
when was the last time india won a series in Australia mate?

>>74910585

At least we had glory days

DIRTY FUCKING CHEATING SHITS

LOL INDIA GET FUCKED HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

>running two on the last ball

b r a v o
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w a d e
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ABSOLUTLY DISGUSTING

>>74910592
Yeah thats it lad thats the reason hold on tomthat thought dearly

b-b-b-but smith's brain fade

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

INDIANS ALREADY IN THE DRESSING ROOM HOLY SHIT LOL

STUPID FUCKING IDIOTS

BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

not selecting stoinis cost Australia the test

>>74910593
>shitting into your own designated street is 'huge' in india

>>74910593
>He's never tasted his own brand out of curiosity
Kek. Next you'll tell us you've never tasted your own cum, you faggot

Only following via this thread.

What did the dirty Indian cheats do this time?

https://www.fb.com/Cricinfo/posts/10154385481832555

how long till danny comments

>>74910614
vijay grassed it, claimed it as a catch and was putting on his pads to go out to bat when it got given not out

yeah looked good

plenty of runs
watch this

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>ausfailia

gould making bank this match

>>74910623
Whos gonna do the damage lad?

cummins is going to take a 10fer

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Will australia ever get good at cricket?
cant believe they really thought of winning in india.

>>74910600
Prophetic

>>74910148
T20 maybe

>>74910630
>anime

>>74910607
he would have been more useful than SMarsh at the very least.

>>74910627
p.cum is gonna scare the brown off em

>>74910630
Actually no one thought we were going to win in India. I have to say though, designating the pitch as the shitting street in the lead up was a masterstroke that we didn't expect.

>>74910631
he was tryna get three but then realised he fucked up

>>74910610
>Next you'll tell us you've never tasted your own cum, you faggot
Do you enjoy homemade nutella as well?

>>74910608
mad abbo is MAD!! poor abbo didn't find petrol today huh?

W W W . . W
. . 1 W 4nb W W
W W W W

Will be india's innings

>>74910636
SMarsh earned his spot after saving the third test. But yeah, pile of shit in this one.

>>74910640
shouldn't have been a dumb fuck about it, you don't go for three on a fucking misfield when hazlewood is on the other end

>>74910204
Didn't i say MINUTES.


YAAAAAhhhAAAAAAAhhhhAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAhhhhhAAAAhhHAHAhhh

>>74910648
especially when hazlewood is so fucking slow between the wickets

Literally smoking weed lads ama

Tbh I don't give a shit

Australia won a test in india, Smith was elite, Ashwin did nothing and Pissrat averaged nine (9)

Was Kohli actually dropped for this test?

India bowled out by tonight

>>74910664
ankush has spoken

>>74910664
Based Sehgal

hows the French-Canadian pussy lad?

literally don't care about cricket

>watching cricket
>caring about cricket

KEK

cricket is a shit game when's /afl/ back on

>>74910673
>>74910672
>>74910664
>>74910662
>>74910656
consider pooicide

>>74910662
yes

plus rahane is a better captain

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>>74910656
DELET

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>>74910638
nah. i think the masterstroke was big muscular aussie lads with Big Bats unable to play pace and bounce.
pathetic.

reminder no one in australia actually watches cricket
reminder the cricket team are just the aussie rules and rugby dropouts

>>74910680
m

Smith better get man of the series

>>74910680
p

>>74910680
would desu

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>selecting two spinners

Hopefully Vijay gets a suspension for running off the field before the umpire made his decision.

>>74910689
should have the series win stripped off them for that, disgusting behaviour

>>74910681
I'm actually curious about it
What are 3 most watched sport in Australia ?
Is cricket even followed or just big bash because they get really big audience on almost every match

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CUMMINS IS GETTING SOME THICK LOAD OF CUM

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this is painful

cummins trying too hard

Why did we select Cummins instead of Pukeson Pood

1st over could've been worse for Australia

>>74910693
cricket is the most popular because it's the only sport the whole country watches
australian rules is the most popular sport in Western Australia, South Australia, the Northern Territory, Victoria and Tasmania. Rugby league is the most popular sport in New South Wales and Quensland

nothing else is really relevant

>>74910696
bogans BTFO
how can whitebois even recover?

>>74910701
what about F1 and Tennis?

>>74910716
irrelevant

>>74910701
>nothing else is really relevant
You have a grand slam every year with biggest players attending it every year
How is that not relevant, no big aussie tennis player ?

>>74910707
At the end of the day, Australia might lose the match and the series, but at least we'll go to sleep in a first world country with no faecal matter in the gutter out the front of our houses.

>>74910719
no one has really cared about tennis for a few decades

>>74910718
Aus open is your biggest event of the year

>>74910720
how about your heart and your son's eyes?

DEFEAT

>>74910724
don't pretend to know more about australia than I do Ankush

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>>74910720
but you are sitting whole day in your mom's basement browsing lolis.
those things you mentioned are of no benefits to you m8.
plus your team lost embarrassingly.

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It could have gone so differently boys...

>>74910644
real life:
.44.4.
..2...

>>74910719
Tennis is a meme sport, maybe like kabadi in India idk

"People" (read: Victorians) pretend to care for 2 weeks a year then forget it exists.

moral victory lads

>>74910724
KEK no it isn't

in terms of sporting events it goes

1. Boxing Day test
2. AFL grand final
3. NRL grand final
4. Melbourne Cup

9999. "Australian Open"""

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we lost less hard in india than india did here. therefore we win

>>74910735
kek

KEK

>>74910693
Football > Rugby League > Cricket in terms of popularity. Everything else is irrelevant.

>>74910720
Id rather be rich in a poor country than middle class in a rich country

Your money goes a lot further

>>74910746
objectively incorrect

still in this lads

>>74910749
Football is the most popular sport in Australia by participation. That is an objective fact.

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>>74910746
"no"

>>74910747
Let's be realistic, none of the Indian posters here would be classified as anything more than middle class in India.

>>74910755
>by participation
so you reckon wogball is australia's national game then?

>>74910720
>abbo desperately trying to rationalize his imminent defeat
keep up the delusion abbo, remember petrol comes in handy

>>74910744
He's right, though. TV ratings, crowd attendance, and general media coverage.

>>74910749
>>74910755
>>74910757
I meant Australian football obviously.

>>74910761
I 'rekon' it is the most popular sport in Australia by participation.

I 'rekon' this nuclear-tipped fact missile makes you absolutely furious.

>>74910767
>""Australian"" football
>isnt even played in the most relevant part of Australia
lmfao

Friendly reminder that the Australian Open didn't even get higher tv ratings than the vast majority of Big Bash League matches.

>>74910767
yeah and that's what people were laughinga t you about

>>74910770
nah victoria invented it mate

>>74910763
To be fair, I'd rather be an Indian in Australia than an abo.

>>74910760
I didn't suggest otherwise.

Nonetheless it is my personal objective to be wealthy in a poor country and I am working towards that end. I anticipate it will take me another 5 years to get there.

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>>74910760
and you are an abbo too, pretending as one of the "masterrace"

THIS DEFEAT HAS PUT AUSTRALIANS ON AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS MODE

>Does cricket even matter?


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>>74910773
by what metric is Victoria more relevant than New South Wales?

>australia's cricket captain known as being the second most important position in australia
>cricket is the only sport shown on the pages of australia's passport
>a question on the australian citizenship test is literally "who is don bradman"
>the ABC's GPO Box number is 9994 in every city in honour of don bradman
>don bradman declared "the greatest living australian" by john howard

yeah the most popular sports are definitely rugby and footy lads

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I 'literally' do not care about cricket as of 30 minutes ago

>>74910782
>cultural capital
>sports capital
>nightlife capital
>most aesthetic
>most liveable
>home of shane warne

only plebs think india will win this

>>74910787
>>most aesthetic
i get you Cucktorians are delusional, but this was just laughable

>>74910776
Good luck to you. Don't flatten too many villages when you build your mansion, the locals will get uppity and start throwing poo at you.

>>74910693
What have you done to this thread?

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>thread becomes a mess as soon as an ausfailian humiliating loss is in sight.
why aussies are such squeaky losers?

>>74910781
first time on /cric/ mate?

pretending not to care when australia/england/new zealand lose is a meme

>India need 87 to win
>87
That's it, Australia are fucked

FRIENDSHIP ENDED WITH CRICKET. AFL IS NOW MY BEST FRIEND

Cummins to take a double hattrick.

>>74910794
Theres probably some sort of rule about Australian public servants building mansions in less fortunate countries

>>74910794
you must be an abbo chief or something

smoth you fucking mong

Memeswell is the most likable player in this aussie squad.

>>74910796
we all have jobs mate

>>74910799
>le 87 meme xd xd

>>74910643
t. abo ancestor

why do foreigners always write "abbo" instead of "abo"

CHAMPIONS TROPHY IS OURS


O U R S
U
R
S

"For all the talk of Smith's dominance, he has only scored 25% of the Australian runs in the series. Sir Jadeja has taken 33% of the wickets taken by India. A lock for Man of the Series especially when you put his 50s in."

>>74910724
What's the biggest canadian event of the year? Is it Chinese New Year?

It is isn't it?

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>>74910821

>>74910822
And his RAJPUTANA SWORD!

>>74910822
>4 or 5 bowlers
>11 batsmen

>>74910735
>4. Melbourne Cup

Now I hate Cuckby Plebgue with every fibre in my being, but even I'll admit state of poorigin is more relevant than >horses

>>74910829
>Not an argument

>>74910836
I don't disagree with the conclusion, just the use of 'statistics' to support it.

>>74910825
KEK saved

What a retard!

Cricket only matters when we're winning.

The Australian team has been packed full of poofters for more than 10 years. Couldn't really give a shit about them.

>women

https://www.youcaring.com/wednesdaytaylah-784425

EOD lads, see you cunts tomorrow

>>74910843

>We are both queer, trans, poor, mentally ill, young people that struggle with paying for groceries and fines like this.
>trans

>>women

>>74910817
This is the irony. Abos are literally the descendents of Indians, and he's pouring shit on them?

>>74910843
>named after a day of the week

>>74910821
yeah mate virat's been hitting them pretty well

>>74910836
no it really is

>>74910843
send the link to Straffjesus. He will bail them out.

What happened to that guy that posts webms of all the wickets? Need him in this thread

>>74910843
>literally funding crime

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>>74910843
>we were caught shoplifting food because we were hungry and didn't have money

>>74910868
can't be fucked anymore

hello is this the bundes?

>>74910873
yeah mate ama

Does anyone else ever get a kick out of watching cricket highlights on youtube and the fan devotion from Indian uplaoders/commenters? Its amazing.

>lavish, near homoerotic devotion to their favourite players
>violent hatred of pakistani players, comparing them to satan.

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>>74910875
yeah it's a hobby of mine

they love to attack australians too

>>74910877
I fucking love that astrology guy on cricinfo

>>74910877
Thank you for this

>>74910875
Indian commentors are far and away the best on the internet. Youtube and FB indian comments are golden. Love the ones that love Aus, love the ones that wish death to all pakistanis, love the idiot ones that are comical with their broken english. So good.

>>74910891
there's one bloke on the cricket australia page that is clearly an indian but has the name "bazza smith" and raves on and on about steve smith in broken english

>>74910843
>Any leftover money from the fine will be used for bills (internet, electricity, water), meds (for our mental health issues), and food
kek

>>74910891
I even love the ones that post on /cric/

Banter was great today.

>>74910891
Remember the Remove Peshwari naan? There was a Brit in one of the Ashes threads who read it in an Indian accent. Funniest shit I've ever seen in /cric/ but no one fucking downloaded it and the clip expired.

>>74910911
love how the internet comes before water, food and electricity, they have their priorities in order

This game is shit, good for getting smashed to tho

Goodnight

>>74911105


ROO IN THE POO

>http://www.abc.net.au/news/2017-03-27/australian-woman-dies-bali-after-drinking-about-30-vodka-shots/8391582

That is the latest news folks

>>74910891
>ones who wish death to all pakistanis
They really are doing God's work
Those insects should really be exterminated

>>74911174
Typical degenerate.

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>>74911174
>Dies after 30 vodka shots
In mother russia they drink 30 shots before going to bed

>29
>lives at home
>no job
>no car
>no friends
>no prospects
>in love with a prostitute

>>74911243
>this narrative again

yawn

This series proves that Australia is a one man team now and doesn't deserve to be the no 1 side.

>>74911238
>>>/reddit/

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http://www.foxsports.com.au/video/cricket/australia/angry-smith-drops-f-bomb!615244

>>74910470

Did SA do this with Dizzy one time in the late 90s or am I going mental? I distinctly remember him batting up the order on a few occasions outside of his regular nightwatchman duties.

>>74911365
>am I going mental

yes

If a girl at work offers to do some work for you so you can go home early and tells you to drive safely does that mean she likes you

Why is Stove Smoth such a shit 4th innings captain?

>>74911365
can't find anything on google for him opening

>>74910877

Who here /kankaroos/

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>>74911394

>>74911384
>asking 4chan for advice
even the answer is yes you're still guaranteed to fuck it up

http://www.betootaadvocate.com/uncategorized/pingers-broken-dicks-and-benders-10-moments-that-prove-australian-cricket-is-the-loosest-game-on-earth/

https://www.fb.com/WINNewsAlbury/videos/1261927423862569/?hc_ref=PAGES_TIMELINE

>>74911448
based country bogans

>>74911463
/dami im/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jMfKZOBo74w

danilel

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>>74911534

I literally know everything about accounting

recall tait

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*breathes in*


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This is what happens when you hide in your unpopulated desert playing on bouncy meme wickets statpadding forever without any semblance of tactics.

Blown. The. Fuck. Out
Get fucked Aussies. Fuck off.

>Meme Shit
>Gayvid Kekner
>Renshit
>Maxlell
>Hazlebad
>Muh Golden Generation
>Muh Four Horsemen
>137 (One hundred and thirty seven)
>Blown
>The
>Fuck
>Out
>The anal-ravaged skin cancer quarantine zone known as Lostfailure

Fuck off convicts. Get fucked.