neymar to man utd for 200 millions

>>74909361
Fuck off Barça. Thiago will stay.

Clickbait
Sellbait

Nice. can't wait this limp faggot get exposed and injured after 3 months

At least the dab man didn't get injured.

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>Counter-offer 195m + Ibrahimovic

If even 4000yo Ibrahimovic is one of the best players in the league, I can't even imagine what GOATmar is capable to do there.

Neymar is, as of right now, the third best player in the world, so the offer is acceptable. However, he is not leaving Spain. He's clearly in love with Messi so he doesn't want to leave him there by himself.

>>74912047
name 3 huehue players who made it in the premier league scoring lots of goals.

Has Nerman even dabbed once? Not worth it IMO

>>74912203
>name 3 bong players who made it in the la liga scoring lots of goals.

>>74912223

Gary Lineker
...

err

>>74912223
not him but bale and lineker

can't name a third. does beckham count?

200m is retarded

Don't want him for that much.

Similar to Pogba money and we have a deal. He's a great player but he's nowhere near Ronaldo/Messi (elite) tier. He's like peak Nani or Robben level but all the time and without the inconsistency and going missing for months at a time.

Would prefer Greaseman if it was a straight choice between the two.

>>74912293
>how to judge a player following sp memes

nerman is actually above messi and ronaldo, not to say ouiman.

taking spanish press seriously is a sympthom of mental disfunction thou

>>74912223
Bale

>>74912293
to be fair neymar was central to one of football's best comeback's ever, griezmann got cucked out of a cl by real madrid and out of an euro by portugal

still not worth 200m but we both know united are prepared to offer that much and then some

>Bale
>Bong

>>74909361
Doubt he would go for that much.

That said, it would make sense for both to have Neymar going to Manchester.

Barcelona needs to reduce their wages AND they want to buy Verratti.
Manchester United needs an efficient goal scorer.
Neymar going to United would increase his marketability. Instead of being Messi's sub boy, he would be the main star on Manchester.

>>74912410
And they'll reduce it selling their most valuable project instead of cancers.
Now they want to buy Verratti somehow. And Thiago according to Marca.

Why would he go to a europa league team

>>74912435
i mean even if they'd sell the "cancers" it wouldnt bring as much money as neymar, neither in transfer fees or saved wages

>>74912050
>>74912293
>people unironically rating Ronaldo

Why are plebs allowed to use this board?

>>74912203
Diego Costa
Gabriel Jesus
... I dunno

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>>74909361
>neymar to man utd

Messi will leave Barca before Neymar does

>>74915427
he'd have to leave his comfort zone then and autists don't like change, senpai

>>74909361
a few months ago I would have sold him, now not so sure

>>74912273
McManaman scored more than Becks

>>74912273
>>74912312
Never scored more than 20

>>74912410
Except for the part that he needs to win titles (i.e. CL) to be the ballon d'or and he will not have that at Manchester.

>>74912970
mathieu 30 mil
gomes 34 mil
arda 30 mil
alcancer 30 mil

almost 150 mil. which is the real price that manchester would pay for nerman (no way they would going for 200mil)

>>74912293
>peak Nani
Sort your life out, m8.

What is the future for Barca though? 3-3-1-3? Seems a bit unbalanced. 4-3-3 is good but Messi has stopped wanting to track back. Perhaps this needs to be figured out before people start talking about who they're gonna buy.

he'll say "fuck this I'm out" and cash in when Barcelona is in most need due to Messi and Suarez declining. It will be hilarious. Give 2-3 years.

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>>74912223
John Aldrige, Bayol and Steve Archibald

>>74916050
>cash in when it's his time to take centre stage

>>74915837
you're wrong

just like Modric and Bale were more important than TSUUUU in their last 2 CL titles and still couldn't win the BdO, the same would happen to Neymar unless he managed to be the top scorer and win something for Brazil in the same year

anything short of that would automatically give Messi the balloon door whereas playing for Manure he'd be the star and in the event of winning a CL he'd certainly be recognized as the best in the world

>>74916050
I hope not. He's future is at Barcelona. He'll never win the ballon d'or in a baby league

>>74916105
Messi is already declining (for his own level ofc) and he's four years older. If there a player who can break the Messi-TSU empire is Neymar.

>>74916108
he could pull a Figo and go to Real Madrid. I would laugh for all eternity.

>>74915837
>Except for the part that he needs to win titles (i.e. CL) to be the ballon d'or and he will not have that at Manchester.

Considering Manchester is having a Galacticos policy, I doubt they will be too long without titles.

>>74916108
The EPL has a pretty large visibility. And Manchester United is probably the most popular team in the world.

A visibility that he is unlikely to have at Barcelona with Messi and Suarez.

>>74916168
Since when visibility wins titles?

>>74916131
haven't you been paying attention in the last 10 years, my fellow monkeybro? if decline mattered Cristiano would've stopped at 2 balloon doors.

goals scored and titles won is what matters, everything else is disregarded. As long as Messi plays for Barcelona Nerman will never score more goals than him

>>74916178
You were talking about winning the Ballon D'or.

Messi has visibly declined hard this second half of the season. He runs a lot slower, runs into players and gets taken off the ball more often. I really do hope it's just a bad season slump but then again, he's been playing at a freakish level for some 10+ years so I wouldnt be surprised if his manlet body is worn down heavily by now.

>>74912203
Please stop being delusional and thinking the premier league is anything more than trash

>>74916199
You can't win the ballon d'or if you can't win the biggest ones (aka CL, WC).

>>74916226
>American football knowledge

>>74916187
True. This season is the demonstration of that. Much less goals and much more key passes.

>>74916228
Are you a complete idiot or are you just pretending to be a retard?

>He'll never win the ballon d'or in a baby league
Implying that the EPL won't give him visibility

Answer
>The EPL has a pretty large visibility

And what you wrote back
>Since when visibility wins titles?

Neymar is unironically the best player in the world.

But he will fail in Mourinho team

>>74916258
Learn2interpret m8. I said that he need to win the CL or the WC to win the ballon d'or, and he will never win the CL at Manchester. Period.

>>74916258
he's underage and thinks United will never go back to being competitive.

>>74916283
You said he wouldn't win the ballon d'or because the EPL is a "baby league".

>and he will never win the CL at Manchester
How do you know that?

>>74916276
I disagree. He would fit great into Mourinho's ideal system.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uf0tVCs2xFQ

>>74916284
"never" is too long, m8. Neymar is already 25 and Manchester is not going to win next year and neither five years from now. Maybe after that, yes. But Nerman would be already 30.

i'd snap neymar in two and he'd be lucky to make bench in my team.

giv me nan a tenner and he starts for a half.

>>74916276
>will
You mean would.

Its a fucking mistake. Menino Ney must go to Corinthians

>>74912410
>doubt he would go do that much
That's literally the amount in his release clause hue hue

>>74916340
Tite pls

>>74916301
geez, nerman is a beast at running in open spaces. would fit nicely in that scheme.

>>74916232
>muh premier league is best league
>so shit Leicester city wins it
>"best" team man city gets BTFO by frogs
>only 1 team in quarterfinals
>national team hasn't gotten out of the group stage of competition since 2010
Yeah England is a fucking joke of a country. Sorry our national team is better than theirs

>200 millions for the diving Bacteria

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But serious now, im a united fan, and i think is the best choice for Neygod. He will be with a excellent team and with an excellent coach, maybe he finally win the ballon dor in the devils and bring a champions to manchester. Hail Neymar

>>74916306
If they buy Neymar, they will probably be competitive next year already.

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>>74916450
>im a united fan

kys

>>74916450
>excellent team
Enjoy the next 20 years of fledgling mediocrity for your team

>>74916481
Neymar and at least two decent defenders maybe.

>>74916258
>Learn2interpret m8. I said that he need to win the CL or the WC to win the ballon d'or, and he will never win the CL at Manchester. Period.

>Sneijder wins CL with Inter
>Iniesta wins WC with Spain
>Messi wins Ballon D'or

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>>74916481
>this level of delusion

>>74916481
most likely not. idk why people are being fooled like this, he had a great game vs PSG but before that people were shitting on him every week.

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Manchester United would be first place if it was not for bad refs and goalkeepers having the games of their lives

With 100% Jesus, we will be 110% ready for the treble next season

>>74912293
>peak Robben
no

>>74915355
beats me

I'd rather City bought him so he could play with Jesus.
Nerman - Jesus - Sané, and De Bruyne behind them, that'd be awesome.

>>74912293
>He's like peak Nani or Robben
no he isn't peak nani was way better and way more fun to watch, and don't even bring tcim

>the current year
>plebs falling for manure bait

>>74916544
A fast striker who is a good finisher, a good LB and a good DM is all they need, I think.

>>74909361
>Sport de españa
c'mon dude...

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>>74916301
That's a shame. Considering The Spent One's job rests on them getting Euro qualification.

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>>74916481
Not considering he will probably spend half the season recovering from injury.

>>74916232
>seriously believing the PL is anywhere near La Liga or the Bundesliga
HA

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>>74916580
Dear God, please give me a pound for each Manure customer that claims to have been refballed. I could retire tomorrow.

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United really starts to disgust me 2bh. Under Fergie they were seen in most of mainland Europe as one of the white knights of British football. Lots of history, "honest"/hard working attacking football and a somewhat good sense for value and money. Now they're one of the most cancerous teams in european football.

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>when you remember that Manure bought Mkhitaryan for 42 million €

>European Sports
>where players are sold instead of traded

Lol

>>74916817
Selling Mkhitaryan was a huge loss for Dortmund. He still isn't worth 42mil€ though

>>74916817
>£30 million steal for mkhiGOAT
dortmund seething

>>74916971
We can trade them as well. Reminder that """your""" team can get up and move to a different city any time they want

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Our best hue flopping at eplel. Fuck it.

you realize football is fucked when winning cl/wc becomes a means to end (a shitty individual award) and not the ends themselves.

>>74917190
But Neymar playing at the EPL sure has some maymay potential.

>>74917087
Its the exact same thing as relegation. Instead of leagues the teams just just move physical location, and generally a minor league team will practice and play in the facilities. Its very rare that a team leaves a city and the arena is torn down without a replacement. Its never the good, well established teams that relocate, its almost exclusively struggling franchises that really have no business there anyways

And they really can't move to a different city any time they want, none of north america's professional leagues work like that. Its a decision that spans years and its almost never down to the organization itself

Unironically more chance of Messi leaving Barca than Nerman leaving.

is this /trans/?

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>dying in mediocrity

>>74917087
>dortmund seething
Are you one of those bongs that doesn't sleep so they can watch american wrasslin kek?

>>74916614
>still no defense

>>74916149
This would be based af

Neymar wouldn't cut it in EPL. Mainly I don't think he'll be prepared for getting fouled a hundred times a game. They'll fucking break him there.

>>74909361
Good diving is rare and expensive.

>>74915997
t. Jordan B Peterson

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>>74921604
>I don't think he'll be prepared for getting fouled a hundred times a game

Fucking kek, he's LITERALLY the player more fouled in all Europe.

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>>74921604
oh look is just another burger thinking he knows anything about FOOTBALL

>>74921717
At least half of these fouls are faked.

>>74921826
All the credit goes to the referee. In england maybe he would not be so lucky.

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>>74921801

>>74915387
Diego Costa is Spanish.

>>74922518
since 2013, yes

>>74915849
>mathieu
>30 million
realistically, who would pay 30 million for this shitter?

Why would he ever go to United

>>74922597
Barcelona did.

Remember how Mourinho nearly ruined Hazard?
That will happen to Neymar

>>74922648
Better mou ruining Nerman than Nerman ruining football with his wrestlemania skills.

>>74912223
He didn't score lots of goals and was injured a lot but Woodgate was a good player.

Also Michael Owen is applicable.

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>Bayern
>selling

>>74912410

Neymar is probably the best long-term prospect player for Barca. For cash-making purposes and revamping the team for future years, start with all those +30 y.o players and failure players.

But the current Barca board is retarded...

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i find it unlikely their new managers first act will be to sell nerman

>>74916240
to be fair neymar has been shit at scoring for barcelona this year

has Barca ever sold one of their top players since Figo?

>Peak Nani

what a thread

>>74923417
Ronaldihno

What if Nermann doesnt want to change to a mid-tier garbage club like ManUre?

>>74921717
>>74921738

>All Nerman's pathetic dives get called as fouls in sunny SPL
>None would in England

He would get hurt here. Brazilians don't work this far from the jungle.

>>74923851
Hi Barton

>>74923072
>who is Kroos

>>74923964
that was more of a "we don't want to give you the same amount of money as the others" thing

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>>74923417
chygrynskiy

>>74924029
they still sold him and he wasnt a reject

>>74909361
Claro que sí, campeón. La polla ya la tengo fuera. Empieza a chupar cuando quiersas

>>74909361
Thiago rumour is even dumber desu. Bayern already made a huge mistake by selling Kroos. They won't make the same mistake again.

>>74923417
depends how narrow you think "top" is. but its probably: Sanchez, Zlatan, Etoo.

>>74923417
they sold Thiago

>>74925150
But he was a bench warmer back then

>>74923357
Well thank you for repeating exactly what I said lol