heem

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/heem/ is forever

Thank You Based OP!

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Daily reminder that Tyron "The Chosen One" Woodley is the undisputed welterweight champion of the world.

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>>74909388
>tfw the undisputed welterweight champion of the world.

>>74909388
Thanks for letting us know Jacarefag is the one forcing Woodley

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WHO GOT MY BACK

>>74909400
Not uncle Dana

>>74909351
How the fuck is Bisping still champ with Roidero and Jacaroid lurking? Fook me. They need to give this brit a real fight.

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>>74909398
There's more than one Woodley brotha out there.

Dont ever think othawise

>>74909417
>brotha
Wew

I despise Tyron Woodley and Jacare.

Can't wait until they lose.

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http://www.heavyweightsonly.com/
Stay tuned. If you are at least 5'4" you should be fighting at heavyweight, no excuses.

good morning guys.

>>74909640
Good morning lad.
How y'been?

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Dee is looking gross

>>74909665
What do you think Goober Jr.'s weight class, height, and reach will be when grown?

>>74909680
Manletweight, same as his father.

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>>74909551
Woodley ain't losing for a long time bruh

>>74909388
that was the most boring title fight I've seen in a long, long time

>>74909388
You're thinking of Maia. Condit beat Lawler, Maia beat Condit. When's Woodley challenging for the title?

>>74909416
Because GSP is the money fight now that he came out of retirement. Souza lost to Romero already, but they were waiting to line up the Romero title shot because it wasn't a money fight. A lot of people are unfamiliar with Romero, especially after his 6 month hiatus *wink*, and Bisping is such a career average nothing special fighter that he wasn't gonna bring the cash on his own. It's all about the $$$

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>>74909818
He can sell sand to an arab. Shut the fuck up

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>>74909680
I have a feeling Goob the Lesser will have Downs or something akin to that.

>>74909825
Based on his fluke victory over Rockhold? Thats shakey at best considering the over a decade's worth of relatively inconsequential wins and a fat 7 L's every time he had to face a named opponent. Bisping's corner, his family, and Bisping himself were visibly shocked that he won against Luke, who also wasn't that significant of a champ in the grand scheme of the UFC, just another gatekeeper

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What if Skleb was one of us?
Just a pleb like one of us?
Just a schwebler on a bus?
Trying to find his way home

>>74909825

>>74909874

samefag here, not to mention, the only two names he did beat, Silva and Henderson, both involved a well over-the-hill legend, both he couldn't even finish, and one of whom he previously fought and got KTFO, when they were both much nearer their physical primes. Believe me, I'm a fan of a lot of average fighters too, but c'mon man, no need for delusions

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>Mcgregor: 22 million

not even close

MINUS 10% PUBLICIST
MINUS 15% MANAGER
MINUS 15% AGENT
MINUS ~ $300,000 EACH CAMP
MINUS 39.6% INCOME TAX

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>>74909874
>Based on his fluke victory over Rockhold?
fluke?
Serra over GSP was a fluke.
Bisping retired Luke fair and square.
Sad to see Luke trying to come out with "outrageous" statements every week now, trying to stay relevant.
He should just quietly transition to male modelling. He's a good-looking guy, and though male models don't make much money, at least they don't get KO'd often.

>>74909939
If you watched those fight you'd know he rocked Henderson and Silva at the LEAST

>>74909973
While I would still hold to the fact that it was a fluke personally, lets entertain for a moment that it wasn't a fluke, Luke is just another Dan Henderson, someone who already FINISHED Bisping, not just beat him, that he then got to extract 1 fight revenge upon, the only difference being that while Luke wasn't over the hill like Henderson, he was never the name and presence Henderson was, cheapening the legend. I never claimed he was a poor fighter, but he most certainly isn't a cash cow or legend, just another gatekeeper

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How long till she she's strawweight champ?

>>74909989
that I can agree with, but a finish carries real significance

>>74909989
>>74910003
Also, I have in fact seen both of those fights

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>>74910002

Get in line

>>74910055
Kookers is getting wrestlefucked to a 30-25 decision.

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>>74910067

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>>74910092
> dat filename

Imagine being so sad you come to heem.com to h8 on another's mans success.

>>74909829
MORE ROBBIE WEBM'S PLS
THE WELTERWEIGHT GOAT

>>74910161
We come here to discuss current events and participants in combat sports, watch people get knocked out, and lately it seems, force horrible memes. I think it would be a little silly to come here not expecting discussion about an athlete's success within the sport this thread is dedicated to.

Who is Ngannou fighting next? I hope its not Overeem. No nees to see a repeat of Arlovski again. I hear Derrick Lewis might be a potential opponent?

>>74910177
Discussion is NOT just spewing nonsense h8rade all over heem.com

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Dyel?

https://youtu.be/33MLKAoUZYc

Which one of you faggots made this?

good morning
just woke up from a dream with karo parisyan (fighter) in it
not even joking

>>74910217
Dis you also dream that anybody here would gaf ya dumb goof?

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>>74910211
>implying my skinny arms aren't more than capable of BTFOing you

>>74910192
I would venture to say that implying things about another person's state of satisfaction with life qualifies more as h8ade and less as discussion than citing statistics and presenting subjective opinions based on relatively informed observations. I believe I even mentioned that he's not a poor fighter, just average.

>>74910221
could barely care less if i'm talking to myself lmao

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>>74910228
H8 speech is NOT acceptable!

THIS IS WHERE WE DRAW THE LINE

THIS IS WHERE WE DRAW THE LINE

THE IS WHERE WE DRAW THE LINE

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GOAT checking in.

>>74910224
I hope Sage learned his lesson and stopped buying into his own legend, he got so cocky from the collective worship he received when he first joined the UFC

>>74910243
How cucked does Holly's huband feel that his wife is fucking the #1 p4p GOAT?

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>>74910243
top kek

>>74910266
If we're talking kickboxer, it's Semmy.

>>74910240
I certainly hope not, the anonymity of this board invites some of the most beautiful use of slanderous attacks on character that I've ever seen, especially considering the lack of information one tends to have about the personal details of his target, it opens the creative floodgates to a buffet of slurs, monikers, insults, and combinations of the three.

>>74910240
that fat mma dork is the embodiment of everything that is wrong with the world

Good morning /heem/.

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>>74910272
For me, it's Hope.

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>>74909417
don't argue with the docky bro, waste of time

why is jim norton a cowboys fan

>>74910317
steroids

how long until the fights

>>74910388
*flicks out a jab*
Right now

>>74909351
Good thread.

>>74909551
you'll be waiting for a while bud lol

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>>74910433
Woodley's getting his neck cranked by the BJJ wizard known as Maia and Jacare's getting slept by Bobby Knuckles. It is known.

>>74910447
whitaker wins title because the rest of the divisio is bandaids. meanwhile ufc continues to lead yoel to nowhere

>>74910447
>nexttime posting
sit down.

also, who is that fighter?

>>74910462
Buddy, Maia is the lineal champ. Woodley needs to step up his game.

>>74910466
maia would go to sleep so fast you are head's going to start spinning, believe you me senpai

>>74910466
>Maia is the lineal champ

no he isn't, GSP was the lineal champ until he retired. So the title either is still with him or was carried on to the next UFC title fight.

>>74910510
Condit beat Lawler, buddy.

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>>74910092

>>74910522
but so did Hendricks the second time if we are going to go the way of arguing controversial split decisions

>>74910466
>>74910510
>h-hendricks won!
>hendricks > tyron or hendricks > wonderbitch > tyron

>r-robbie
>robbie > tyron

>condit
>tyron beat him

>gsp!!!
>quack quack cuck

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conor's gonna lose to floyd and make mma look shit

i wont stick around when we get bumped to /asp/

>>74910590
what if mcgregor heems mayweather though

Rogaine said something interesting on the last podcast.

>The real universe has always been theoretically treated as an object, and specifically as the composite type of object known as a set. But an object or set exists in space and time, and reality does not. Because the real universe by definition contains all that is real, there is no "external reality" (or space, or time) in which it can exist or have been "created". We can talk about lesser regions of the real universe in such a light, but not about the real universe as a whole. Nor, for identical reasons, can we think of the universe as the sum of its parts, for these parts exist solely within a spacetime manifold identified with the whole and cannot explain the manifold itself. This rules out pluralistic explanations of reality, forcing us to seek an explanation at once monic (because nonpluralistic) and holistic (because the basic conditions for existence are embodied in the manifold, which equals the whole). Obviously, the first step towards such an explanation is to bring monism and holism into coincidence.

For the life of me I can't wrap my noodle around this one.

>>74910617
i get a free triple quarter pounder

>>74910447
who is this willie wrangler?

>>74910462
>>74910674

Sasha Gray you must usually fap to furries.

>>74910587
>>tyrone beat him
Not when he was the champ.

Also by this logic Rory is the lineal champ.

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>Weidman
>is actually pretty wide

>>74910742
>weidman
>has a fucked up nerve-damaged face

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>>74910742
Damn man this is a fucked up sport lol. Especially since Weidman and bisping both got their eyes ruined by known steroid users.

>>74910742
he's looking thick, solid, tight

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Is Dildo Davis a good fighter?

Schaub bless us, every one

>>74910742
>>74910756
>>74910808
>i'm destined to fight jon jones at MSG
>i'm destined to go undefeated

>>74910884
Chris is destined to lost a custody battle and sleep on Ray Longo's couch. He's destined to wave from the crowd while periodically gaining 25lbs while new fans are like "who the fuck is that guy?".

Chris "Brendan Fraser" Weidman

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Who wins? Other than the fans.

>>74910652
There are no "lesser" universes, it's one and the same universe within which we operate by seeing and at the same time not seeing. Our consciousness can only produce explanations within the space time, so no explanation will be true when it assumes a position outside our capacity of consciousness. There is only the holistic explanation.

>>74910945
God rose is gross now

>>74910954
>It's impossible to know because I'm too stupid to figure it out.

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>>74910956
>now

>>74910742

Why is he so wide bros?

>>74910971
>having that shit of a chin jesus fucking christ

>>74910846

Is Dingo D'Anus a good fighter?

>>74910996
>>74910846
please do more of your deliberate schaub misspellings

HAMASAKI NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>74910971

Might as well have been a man fighting a woman.

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>>74911008

is Blendin Squeeb a good fighter?

>>74910993
He got soccer kicked in the fucking jaw from a running start.

>>74910971
Nigga telegraphed that takdedown harder than an Aldo hook

Lids, I'm gonna go to a BJJ class tonight. What to expect and any tips?

>>74911029
To be humbled, prepare to tap - don't let ur ego get in the way.
also expect to have some serious fun (as long as its a reputable club)

>>74911029
>What to expect and any tips
You should expect fundamental instruction and no sparring. Only try hard shit gyms get you sparring your first day. The only tip I can give is shut up and listen to your coach. And dont try and copy stuff you watch in fights because you are probably doing it wrong.

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Well, what do u say lads?

>>74911029
rub one out before going to the gym you don't wanna get a boner

>>74911034
Australia with decent post here

>>74910965
>reading comprehension

>>74911029
Listen to your coach and see how partially you saw those ufc grappling exchanges

>>74910243
>never fought Rumble
>GOAT

>>74911034
>>74911038
>>74911043

thanks lads, the gym looks good. One of the teachers is supposed to be Kywan Gracie Behring.

>>74911040
Oh, I left the thing on at home sorry

>>74911040
"Sorry kinda tired today, how about sparring with Buster Douglas over there?"

>>74911040
*I'm gay
*I only do jiu-jitsu
*I forgot my mouthpiece

>>74911029
Make sure you don't tap; if you do they'll lose all respect for you.

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Mike looks fat with clothes on

>>74911132

it's that weird square posture of his

>>74909351
>Lost romero
>lost to rockhold

lmao

>>74911040
'no'

>>74911019
literal toddler chin

>>74911062

*portions dipshit*

Ask the best fighter here anything.

>>74911165
ok im here now, ask away

>>74911062
>3rd world countries in charge of deciphering the universe

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>>74911165

is Brembly Sheb a good fighter?

>>74910945

Does Rose stand a real chance?

>>74911179
Can't count her out with Fat Barry and Trevor Shitman in her corner.

>>74911178
Yes, Bimbo Slag is a good fighting man.

>>74910933
Eugene?

Michael got chocked out by my boy

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>log into heem.com
>h8rs STILL can't put down the cheetohs

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>>74911205
Why can't Bimby Sneeb's Haters resist the cheerios?

>>74909829
Bigg Rigg was unironically robbed in that fight

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>>74911216
Consider investing in some Dude Wipes, my dude.

>>74911205
nice shoop

Where can I get a webm Pool Noodle training Conner did?

Guys

Jon is off probation today

>>74911262
Oh fuck... Oh no...


HIDE
THE
WHITE
WOMEN

>>74911262
Has there been a bigger waste of talent?

>2011 (age 23)
4 fights
>2012 (24)
2 fights
>2013 (25)
2 fights
>2014 (26)
1 fight
>2015 (27)
1 fight
>2016 (28)
1 fight
>2017 (29)
?

>>74911305
>bigger waste of talent
100% there has been my man. I blame Rogan for it personally.

>>74911185

But still. Dont think so. I wonder what Andrade vs. Waterson would look like.

*pokes you in the eye*

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what is the biggest ufc robbery you can think of?

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>>74911333
Arlovski vs Schaub without question.

Conor mcgregor smoking weed on his instagram story

He's no worse than Nate

>>74911340
>weed

>>74910808
jesus that picture
thought bisping looked more fucked than usual and couldnt figure out why then looked to the right at gsp and did pee in the pants

>>74911347
Well wat is it then? ?????

>>74911351
It's a plant, not a drug

>>74911305
Shouldn't have done roids and coke maybe

>>74911369
Using roids is NOT wasting talent. Getting caught is.

>>74911375
>>74911369
The roids are barely even an issue, it's his inherent blackness and criminality that has been holding him back.

>>74911305
>2011 (age 22)
7 fights
>2012 (23)
2 fights
>2013 (24)
3 fights
>2014 (25)
1 fight
>2015 (26)
0 fight
>2016 (27)
2 fight
>2017 (28)
?
Who am I?

>>74910846
>Schaub enters the comedy game and dominates it
>Dillon enters the fight game and dominates it
Don't be intimidatedi by it, Just recognize greatness when you see it. Your h8r mentality only hurts YOU.

>>74911332
*adresses the referee*

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>>74911392
Khalabeeb

Also, what the heck are these new captchas?

>>74911413
>teaching the machines how to speak after teaching them how to see and read street signs

I'm new to betting

Whats the difference between evens and +100 betting

Because put 10 on evens return is 20
And I thought +100 is a pound for every pound so 20 returns

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>>74911505

Gambling is for fools, friendo

>>74909417
He is right, and UFC has done exactly that.

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>>74911593
>muh why is DJ on small cards
>its because hes black

yea deffo true

>>74909417
>its not about black and white
>its about racial discrimination

WATCH THE FUCK OUT MALCOLM X

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Thanks for a good OP. Glad NotePad got BTFO.

>>74911593
been unequal? yeah, they were before Woodley got here and they will be long after he's gone. fightsports were never egalitarian 'equal opportunity' ventures.

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*blocks your path*

>>74911634
*refuses to give you free stuff*

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Reem bless lads, how's everyone doing?

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>>74911722
Doing good

>>74911392
be careful my man

got to go guys, be back in a few bongs

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who /daikese/ here

>>74911924
right here lad, saw him in Nandos a day before his last fight.

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>>74910266

>>74911634
PAY FOR MY FREE DIVISION

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>>74910266

At what point does size and strength completely outmatch skill?

For example how heavy and big do you think an adcc level grappler would have to be to be able to out grapple someone like Brian Shaw

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>>74911634

>tha feew when a cannae evan ge free teckets te ye eff sea

>>74910243
Jon Jones isn't even the greatest athlete in his family lmao

>>74912053
Marcelo Garcia would outgrapple Brian Shaw

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>>74912053
Jacare outgrappled Werdum so I'm sure he could out grapple shaw

Shit a really good 155er like Chiesa could probably outgrapple most strongmen

>>74912053
Nobody under 200 pounds is going to outgrappled Brian Shaw

Top level strongmen are freaks of nature in terms of strength and they do have a fair amount of cardio

>>74912053
This is pretty different as it's striking and pudzianowski knows a moderate amount but still in the same Spirit

https://youtu.be/poiS5RsTObQ

Boys does anyone have the webm from Diakiese's most recent fight where he does that unreal kick?

>>74911333
Rua/Machida

>>74912075
>Chiesa
lol

Found the next lad mighty mouse can defend his title against

https://youtu.be/mdDrQ9-5Ntc

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>>74911605
>NotePad

>>74911605

>NotePad

Hahahahahahahah

I actually hate all this autism and prefer his OPs, but thats just great banter

>>74911605

fucking hilarious lol

Any of you dudes own a grip stregnthener? I'm in the market for one that has a counter. Like this

https://smile.amazon.com/Enkeeo-Strengthener-Exerciser-Increasing-Strength/dp/B01H19H1NQ/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_product_top?ie=UTF8

Any suggestions?

>meets P Diddy
>I'd knock him out
>meets Ronaldo
>I'd knock him out

Why is McGregor a dick to people who are his fans?

>>74912354
are you already doing other hand/wrist exercises?

Also lads when I go to events I like to bring my own booze. How come I can't find one of those reusable cups that has the flexible straw? Like the kind you used to be able to buy at am/pm.

>>74912389
I'd knock you out anon

>>74912408
Yeah fingerblasting your mom

>>74912431
Do it. Make the first move

>>74912462
*pulls guard*

>>74912470
*punches your face against the canvas*

Who is Dan Quinn?

>>74912484
*claims you tapped*

>>74912484
*makes you tap*

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>>74912547
>>74912555
Hi Overeem!

heavyweights should get more padded gloves

Y/N

>>74909817
Woodley beat Condit :)

Yeol will be champ by end of 2017

>>74912598
>implying nick isnt fighting the champ next

>>74909351
Stop your autism.

>>74912575
Well actually, they should have no gloves or wrist wraps at all. And they should fight on a football field.

>>74912620
Bisp'n will beat GSP then hand the belt over to Homero

>>74912571
overeem flash ko'd miocuck

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>I SMESH CHICKEN
>I SMESH CHICKEN DANA I KILL UR BOY

...

>OOWW MY KIDNEY!
>I NO FIGHT, BACK TO DAGESTAN FOR RAMADAN!
what was his intention behind these statements?

>>74912654
Can't wait until UFC offers Khabib Kevin Lee on Ramadan

>>74912654
Tony was going to fuck him up

>waah waah bisping fight muh contender
ufc is a promotion, NOT a league

>>74912700
I like you fellow, man. Do you happen to go to Texas A&M? We should hang out

>>74912709
sage?

>>74912742
Sage withdrew from A&M after losing to Gall. I think he lives in Dallas now to train?

>log onto heem.tk
>no news
baka

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>>74912782
I have no idea, he hangs out with tyron a bunch judging by the memecamp and embdeddeds.

did you ever see him around campus before he left?

>>74912797
google.com

>>74912797
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2017/3/27/15069784/paige-vanzant-urijah-faber-team-alpha-male-sonnen-mma-news

>>74912797
Just be glad /mma/ general has died off, spergOP will pick up momentum soon enough

>>74912826
faber is bit of a dick desu

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>>74912826
For her age at 23 she’s been able to smother some veterans but when it comes to fighters who have better striking like Rose and Waterson mixed in with their great ground game she’s outmatched. She has way more heart than a lot of the other fighters out there, but heart can only get you so far.

Just curious what you guys think on how PVZ can get up to that title contention?

>>74912826
fuck that manlet leech

>>74912840
>how PVZ can get up to that title contention
go back in time and start training an actual martial art properly from the age of 17

>>74912654
Fuck you kabi

>>74912858
but she started at an MMA gym when she was 15 lol, there's literally video of her talking about MMA when she's 16

>>74912893
mma is a shit base for mma though

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Do Huezillians unironically like this song?

https://youtu.be/kzOkza_u3Z8

>>74912834
>>74912844
WTF is wrong with you guys?

how do other sports live with the fact /heem/ has best girls?

>>74912938
Where do you think Holly and Schevchenko came from?

>>74912938
most other "sports" are literally low test

I think Wanderlei could heem chael. I mean really heem him, not just get the tko after chael turtles up.

>>74912814
Nope.

>>74912927
seems a bit fake desu
acts all "yeah bro we're cool man" but at the end of the day he doesn't give a shit about you
that's the impression he gives me at least

>>74912938
I dont think anyone cares bro

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>>74912938
who knows

>>74912389

>Big John refs his fight
>I'd knock him out

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joeroganThe wise and powerful theoretical physicist and cosmologist Lawrence Krauss joins me on the podcast today at 3pm PT. Rejoice!

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>>74912956
He will literally shadowrealm Chael then Crochops will come out of retirement for ultimate meme fight

>>74912966
>but at the end of the day he doesn't give a shit about you
What makes you say that? Faber is one of the nicest guys in the entire fight business.

>>74912993
is he that wackjob who said he caught Predator on a cell phone picture?

>>74913013
I dunno man, that's just the vibe he gives me

>>74913013
Only a casual would think this. He is a well established piece of shit.

>>74912993
i remember him whining about how inaccurate some hollywood movie was.

>>74913023
What are you thoughts on Dominic Cruz?

>>74913029
>Only a casual would think this
Youre the most casual poster here.

>>74913034
>>74913014
I looked him up real quick and he got his PhD from MIT. Seems legit.

>>74913029
>He is a well established piece of shit.
not if you're a total dude though bro

>>74912927
he's a cuck agent leech

>>74913064
Bit too full of himself (he's not as clever as he thinks he is) but I like him on commentary.
Probably not the ideal person I'd like to hang out with since he seems a bit antisocial but I feel like he'd be genuine at least.

Faber is great he totally put Mcgregor in his place on tuf. Despite Urijah being the bantamweight, you could say Conor looked like the little dude lol x ;) ;)

>>74913128
He legit did. Remember when Conor wasnt showing up for practices and his dude lost and Faber pulled him aside and said "maybe you should start showing up to practice and thinking about these guys and their opportunity."

>>74913140
Yeah and Conor just kicked of and raised his voice like and insecure child and grabbed Faber but then remembered he can't wrestle and Faber would embarrass him just like Cody did.

just finished ufc 1, not watching ufc 2

anyone know why they only show half the fights?

lol that weak shot from roy nelson floored brendan schaub

>>74912354
You want captains of crush, I'd recommend the trainer and .5 and 1 if you are in decent shape but having done much grip work specifically

>>74913179
Roy is the hardest hitter in the UFC after Cody and Conor though

http://www.ozy.com/immodest-proposal/teach-your-girls-to-fight/41507

it might make you neandrathals uncomfortable, but you can't deny it's truth.

>>74912354
>>74913193
To add on, that thing you linked is garbage. Getting strong forearms is like every other muscle. You need to go heavy to build strength. You should be crushing at least 100lbs for a working set even if you've never lifted anything in your life. 99% of plastic grippers are going to do jack shit for actually getting you strong.

>>74913193
Thanks but I already bought the one I linked. I need one with a counter and I dont see any captains of crush ones that have a counter.

>>74913225
You don't need a counter you goof, you should be doing sets like 10 max. Can you count to 10?

>>74913197
Ngannou

The raiders moved to vegas

>>74913285
holy shit it's true

>>74913275
This

Knocked out Arlovski at 30% power

>>74913170
Because in the first fight a fat sumo got soccer kicked really fucking hard and in the second a dude got head stomped real hard so they can't show those

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>>74913285
>WME

>>74913236
fine you convinced me. I canceled my order and got the 100 lb one. For $25 I better be able to pass this thing down to my grandsons.

>>74913210
How can one man be so CULTURED?

>>74911392
>>2011 (age 22)
>7 fights
Well, that explains why hes getting injured so much now lol

Are you the Nate or Nick Diaz if your family?

>>74913448
Chris Avila

>>74913358
They are literally the highest quality grippers on the market. Anybody serious about grip strength is familiar with them. Other good exercises are farmer walks (pick up heavy stuff and walk) and wrist rollers (don't need to buy anything, just tie a weight to a rope, rope to a strong stick/barbell and roll it up).

>>74913448
>Are you the retard or the lisping retard of your family?

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>>74913448
I was the nick but me and my little bro had a falling out.

Just apologise lads, dont let little shit turn into a pissing contest

>>74913456
My thing I used to get a good those benefits from my job when I was hanging lashing bars and turnbuckles all day But now I'm driving equipment a lot more and I find myself getting bored and soft just sitting in a cab all day. I remember a long time ago an old timer I worked with talked about having a grip strengthener with a counter on it and how he'd click it all day and try to beat his high scores. But youre right that squeezing a 22 pound plastic gripper isnt gonna do much to actually yield results.

>2 hours into the mma hour and no mention of it on heem

why do we even pretend heem is for mma discussion any more?

>>74913634
THIS

/mma/ NEEDS to happen

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You know remember that this fight happened.

>>74913634
We dont like helwani.

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>>74913673
"we"
speak for yourself you contrarian faggot

some spicy rollers lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y7v_ToojHhs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1UgDGBHHawI

wgaf about dillon danis, I mean really

Who's on MMA hour?

>>74913725
FUCK Dillon danis

>>74913732
Dillon Danis is dropping spaghetti like fuckin mad.

>how do you feel about Neiman Gracie, Dillon?
>I don't even know who that guy is
>come on now, yes you do
>I literally don't know him
>but I know him, and it's such a small community you must have crossed paths
>nope never happened
>Dillon don't lie to us you were supposed to fight him a few years back
>uhh uhhh uhh no I don't know him you're wrong

>>74913786
He's a loser that would get heem'd by any top 10 fighter

>>74913490
Go in detail

http://mmajunkie.com/2017/03/megan-anderson-undisputed-champwith-cyborg-vacating-belt-megan-anderson-now-undisputed-invicta-fc-featherweight-champ

>cyborg vacates invicta
> wants title shot asap
>says if Germaine won't fight by July she wants a interim title, and offers to fight Megan (in another article)

>>74913796
*top 50

>>74913824
Anyone else sort of like interim titles? It really does establish who the #1 contender is and then necessitates a unification bout

>>74913851
I liked when champs actually fought #1 contenders

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>>74913851
>necessitates a unification bout
when has this ever actually happened?

/heem/ I think I deserve an interim title shot

I'll even make the next interim thread

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>>74913922
I'm the #1 OP though, you don't deserve it, I think I deserve the interim title

>>74913915
Cain v werdum?
Conor v Aldo?

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>>74913922
Weigh ins for file sizes start after 400 posts in this thread.

What size are you posting at? 1MB? 2MB?

Also, PLEASE cut size on time and don't pull out last minute

>>74913988
You are #1 loser of /Heem/

>>74913915
Multiple times lol

>>74913988
why do you keep posting this?
>you made a bad OP
>you complain about you making a bad OP
>you get btfo in your own screenshot

what is this supposed to prove?

>>74913991
I post at 4 MB. Do you think I can compete in 2 MB division?

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>>74913991
I fight at 100kb I think I will make weight soon

>>74913634
WGAF
Only spergs and reddit listen to these "shows"

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>>74909551
what is there to despise about Woodley, exactly?

>>74909680
Hopefully Goob Sr won't blow all his money, then his son won't have to fight for money.
No sane father wants that to be his son's future, ffs.
There's a reason there aren't any upperclass fighters.

>>74913851
I love them, and hate them.

I love them because they establish that the champ has to fight this guy if they want any shred of legitimacy. But I hate interims because what if fighter A and B could both fuck up the champ, and they weaken themselves fighting so the champ gets an easy win against the winner of the interim.

>>74914023
Enjoy your dead division, chump.

Dillon Danis vs Jake Shield at SUG 4

Hype

>>74914013
the OP doesn't matter you fuckin idiot

>canada finally had enough and is spamming without proxying
i guess the OP truly doesnt matter

/mma/ general OP lost his mind

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>>74913817
I cant, I feel like an ass. I have anger issues from my parents and "pride" issues because I'm an insecure faggot.

I haven't talked to that little shit in months and it keeps getting worse the longer I wait, and it doesn't help that I live hours away by plane. kill me, he used to be my best friend bros.

>>74914171
i'd bet both of my nuts that its the OP doesnt matter canadian. he was replying to himself for hours last night. i guess his mind finally went rotten

>>74914197
Just apologize man