/hoc/

>rag5

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soon

Is Lundqvist done?

>2k2a

Who is the most feminine player? My bf wants to masturbate.

These ducks are really fucking good. Won't beat the blackhawks, but I can see them go far this year.

>ra6s fucking up the battle of alberta

how can one team be so shit

Are there any NHL teams?

nobody care

That almost has no fans

Be pathetic

That is a loser.

That I have no future

Who has never won the Stanley Cup.

That when they play at home, there are more fans of the opposing team


That is a shame for your city, state or province.


And that nobody cares if that team disappears or is moved to another place.

Is Getzlaf elite?

>>74908118
Google "NWHL"

>>74908127
C H I N K T O W N

Flyers are BASED

>>74908127
Snes probably

did Lundqvist get pulled?

>>74908142
Absolutely based

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>the decimated shanty state of mild hokkeii

>>74908151
>get a point
>"decimated"

What do ABWs mean by this?

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>"State" of "Hockey"

>>74908150
I still have Voracek in my fantasy and was up against Crosby this week, whos laughing now

Is this the greatest goal of all time?https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tEP67FIv7ac

>yfw pissburgh has to ice AHLers for the playoffs after their whole team gets killed

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The jackets that are blue and originate from Columbus, Ohio

>watch ducks vs rags
>there are more blue jerseys than orange
LOL

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>>74908145
NHL Games for SNES

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>Minnesota high school hockey
Pic related

>>74908191
Yeah glad they flew across the state to watch their team get destroyed

>>74908208
why do they have canadian leaf patches?

>>74908212
country*

>the shitty of chicongo

>>74908214
and mcdonalds logos
truly a cucked nation

>>74908227
could da burrs have scored a touchdown on florida?

>>74908212
>rags """""""fans""""""" in a nutshell

do the >rags actually have fans? or is everyone just pretending if they aren't a corporate guest?

>>74908252
they have fans and they're god damn awful, one of their fans has a nose so jewish it's blocking one of the camera angles

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>rags

>r6gs

somebody post the rangers fan copy pasta written by the debbies fan from reddit pls.

Which team is most underrrated.
http://www.strawpoll.me/12615880

>>74908310
This is relevant to my interests as well

>ra6s

>>74908322
>Stars
>0 votes

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Is this where it all went wrong?

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When it doesn't matter if #1 in the division when we've shown time and time again that we're shit in post

>>74908371
>draw the flim flams in the first round
>ducks win their first 3 home games
>flim flams win their first 3 home games
>game 7 is a battle between the flim flams winning at the honda vs anaheim not choking at home

well?

http://www.strawpoll.me/12616615

>>74908407
>Chicago not listed
They're the clear choice dumbass

>The state of hockey in the USA

http://www.sbnation.com/nhl/2017/3/26/15066902/united-states-mens-hockey-womens-hockey-world-championship-boycott-usa-hockey

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Literally unstoppable

1. New York
2. Michigan
3. California
4. Massachusetts
5. Wisconsin
6. Minnesota

>>74908407
where's chiraq?

>>74908417
Except in the playoffs

Does any teams fans hit the glass more than the >rags? Kept seeing this fat as fuck guy in a >rags jersey literally punching the glass tonight

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>pedosota

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>>74908407
>Canafag so upset that they're voting for the Canes.
>Mad
>At the CANES

>>74908447
i bet the organization pays him to look like a die hard keke

>>74908439

We have a winning coach in Randy Carlyle tho

>>74908449
seriously who the fuck hates the canes?
they're based desu

>>74908455
Screencapping this for when analslime gets rekt

>>74908439

> Canada teams can't even compete for the playoffs

Medium KEK

>>74908457
only quebec relocate fags do, aho and the canes are ulturu based

worst canadian fanbases this year
1. edmenton
2. habs
3. laffs
4. jest
5. cantpucks
6. suns

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>>74908471
Feels good to be hated

>>74908471
vanpooper #1 solely based on that asian boy namefag

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Professori

>>74908511
>boy

>>74908522
hrt does amazing things

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>0.3% chance of making the playoffs
The dream is still alive bros

>>74908588
could pass the kongs at least

good night /hoc/. throw me a (You) or two to help make sure I don't sleep on my shoulder weird or tweak my neck in the morning

thanks

>>74908613

kys

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>>74908613

>>74908619
THYQUE
H
Y
Q
U
E

>>74908616
Wow, that's pretty rude man. Canadians are truly the worst posters.

>>74908613
Don't sleep on your side and you should be good. Good luck, anon.

let's be real here people: jarnkrok had it coming

>>74908678
Lets be real; jam a cock down your throat then run into a wall

>>74908678
True

>>74908709
can't your government healthcare do something for all that buttpain?

>>74908732
DUDE

>Ryan Getzlaf has twenty(20) assists in March
ELITE

>gretzky didn't even win the calder
is he a bust?

>>74908814
> has 27 points in last 19 games

What a madman . Turns out Perry was the cancer

>>74908837
He was ineligible because he was playing in a relevant pro league at 17

>>74908866
He really turned it around right when some sportsnet commentator called him a "poor man's Toews" who isn't good enough to play on team Canada

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>>74908470
>Cam Ward is still pretty reliable despite being 1,000 eons old
>those Slavin-Aho player growths hitting hyperdrive
>Ron Francis dragging the team kicking and screaming back to a winning culture
>prospect hype
>crushing frog dreams every day
my fucking dick

>>74908471
first they mock you
then they discredit you
then they hate you
then you win

>>74908885
dont believe everything you read on reddit kiddo. that's posted as a til every other month on /r/hockey. how about you go back?

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Well I failed to drive into a moving body of water. I did manage to pickup White Castle though. Should I watch the mild continue their collapse on tuesday or play board games with some friends?

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>>74908941
Professori Aho is our saviour

>>74908980
go watch them play the caps, closest you'll get to the cup this year

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>>74908994
Does that go both ways?

>>74909013
that's a good size, what're this dude's stats like?

does he shoot R or L?

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Why have the shorks been so terrible lately? They went from divisional leader to getting blown out by the preds in the span of two weeks.

>>74909013
That's a big guy

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>>74909060
hey

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>>74909084
It's not fair

Friendly reminder that the Kings had NO FANS before 2012

Reminder that the Kings have NO FANS after 2015

>>74909113
>>74909121
>friendly reminder the Kings had NO FANS before 2042
Future posts

>>74909048
>>74909077
Reddit

Did the Kongs meme themselves to cup wins?
They have no discernible front end talent, Quick justinexplicably went good for a few seasons.

>>74909113
>Friendly reminder that the reddithawks had NO FANS before 2010

>>74909121
>Reminder that the reddithawks have NO FANS after 2017

>>74909133
They did, then they paid those no talented players horrific contracts and now they're here, a bubble team with no prospects

>Kopitar has 11 goals and is making 14m this year
LOL

>having a player on contract with a cap hit of 10m when you're not even a playoff team
Worst management

>>74909133
they had a pretty absurdly easy run to the cup the first time around, but the second time i thought they really earned it with that win over the reddithawks in the WCF.

but yeah lombardi has done a shit job ever since june 2014. bad contracts, trading they few assets they do have for players who didn't stay(versteeg, sekera,lucic), and some players just turning to shit. losing voynov was a big blow too.

>>74909170
>1.27 million US dollars per goal

Loving Every Laugh

>>74908403
I kinda want this to happen...for the memes and shit posting.

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>>74909232
Also
>r6gs

>>74909205

They beat the Yotes in 2012 who mike smith look like had a ligihtning in a bottle and the Devlels were no joke eithe

>>74909261
>cantpucks that coasted to the presidents' trophy because of their weak division (cantpucks were the only playoff team from it)
>the blose, a team that would become notorious for choking in the years to come
>a coyotes team that was 2 points better than them in the regular season
>a 6th seed NJ team that had an equally easy path to the finals

>>74909261
they were still the fucking sparkledogs no matter how good a year smith was having, and the debbies were probably the weakest cup finalist of the last decade besides maybe the >rags or the snes

>>74908941
And if >you make it to playoffs you'll get the Caps so itll at least go to 7 games of playoff hockey to boot.

where the finns?

>>74909984
In the forest

>6 losses in a row
How hilarious would it be if Shorks somehow missed the play offs

Wild are missing playoffs

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Detroit's record this season:

>Home: 15-16-6
>Away: 15-16-6
What do they mean by this?

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>tfw no playoffs

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>>74910149

>>74910175
Fug :DDD

>>74910175
another ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ post from binlan

>>74910175
Finland and Slovakia are really alike in many ways

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>>74908094

>>74908067
So are we just going to ignore how fucking lights out Jimmy Howard is in net? If those vegas kNIGhtS take him I'll be fucking pissed.

Jimmy is fucking grade A until his yearly groin tear

>>74910301
Btw don't tell my mommy that I was cussing to my friends or I'll have to add money to the swear jar kthnx :3

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>>74910301
He is really good. But you can't build a successful team on a goalie who will miss 20+ games every season. Wouldn't be surprised if they didn't take him tbf, and it's too much money for a backup

>>74910260
Hossa is one of my favorite all-time players

Redpill me on Saros

>>74910854

the next hasek

>>74910859
So a meme goalie?

>>74910854
The next Raanta, a good career backup

>>74910864
So he'll just be forgotten like every other Preds goalie not named Rinne?

>>74910854
his first name is Juuse

like, "Juuse I 'm not the starter goalie?"

ahahahahahahahaha

⭐ ⭐ ⭐
How do u star?

>>74910894
Pretty much. They might try to ship him before he's confirmed for being a career backup

this canesfag is really annoying

>>74910854
backup manlet with a silly name

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hello hoc

pls bully me for being a fan of a team who can do nothing right, including tanking

t. ded wings

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>>74910959
Not going to :)

Also
>wanting to tank
>wanting to be a loser

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>>74910959
>>74910974
Let's agree to both acquire what we want.

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>>74910989
Sounds like a plan :)
See you tonight btw

I might have a flu :(

>>74910974
I don't want to be a loser desu but let's be real
>last season 2-7 shootout record
>first round exit
>this season 8-0 shootout record
>basement team

The memes have transcended reality

>>74911056
you talk like a raging faggot

>>74911056
>The memes have transcended reality
Exactly. Doesn't that mean that Detroit should have a pretty decent chance at a top 3 pick, even though they'll end up 25th or something?

>>74911051
Sad :/

>>74911080
Rude!

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>>74911092
WEAK-WILLED BITCH

Post numbers don't lie

>>74911118
?

>>74911130
Use your words. You're a big girl

>>74908457
I do. Fuck them.
t. Sabres fan

>>74911133
?

>>74908457
we just hate you

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>>74911136
I get it. You give me an inch and I take a mile. People are literally terrified of having conversations with me, especially through text

>>74911152
...?

>>74911172
please don't respond to this faggot

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>>74911172
It's inevitable that I'll utterly dismantle and destroy your defenses. So your resistance now is not only appreciated but encouraged

>>74911198
You don't deserve that post number

>>74911198
Like this? :)

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Anyway here's another WInnipeg Jets shill post, because I fucking can

Is there any team that dives worse than shitsburg?

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>>74911230
Yeah, your mom

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>>74911240
I don't think she can compete with the likes of this.

>>74911268
this is a screenshot how can you tell if someone is diving

>>74911268
I wonder if Pittsburgh chose to wear the yellows specifically just to troll Simmonds

>>74911274
http://www.sportsnet.ca/hockey/nhl/simmonds-catches-dumoulin-elbow/

>>74910080
consistency is key

>>74911289
That's a penalty

>>74911308
It's also a dive.

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Good morning all hockey fans rise and shine on this beautiful day

>>74911312
the word you're looking for is embellishment. it's not a dive since he actually got elbowed in the face

>>74911304
So they have something good to build on?
Nice

>Mild
>Sharts
Who is choking harder?

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>>74911343
Why not both?

List of the number of players that each country have in the top 50 points list:

1. Canada: 18
2. USA: 11
3. Sweden: 8
4. Russia: 6
5. Finland: 2
6. Czech Republic: 2
7. Norway: 1
8. Denmark: 1
9. Germany: 1

>>74911372
neither of those are philthy though

What NHL team should I root for and why?

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>>74911401
pic related

>>74911401
fuck off we're full

>>74911389
>Finland
Hmmm...

>>74911395
>7th place
>Choking
That's just being shit all around

>>74911401
Columbus and Bobrovsky

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>>74911401
Join us

>>74911420
Really makes you think

>>74911420
>Czech Republic 2
>Norway 1
Really makes you pond

>>74911437
Ponder* Piece of shit phone

>>74911389
Is this information useful? Seems pretty standard to the layout of how many players are from each country

>>74911445
Not really

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>>74911401

>>74911401
predators

nice little team with nice contracts, so they have a future

>>74911389
>slovenias players are being paid on average 11 million this season
>Cant even crack top 50 scoring

>>74911466
Sorry. 14 million. My mistake

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I hate Sprite so fucking much

FUCK SPRITE

>>74911452
>parts his hair on the right
Real beta

>>74911483
>having hair long enough to part

Just get the gender reassignment surgery already

>Goals:
1. Crosby: 42
2. Kucherov: 38
3. Marchand: 37

>Power play goals
1. Kucherov: 17
2. Simmonds: 15
2. Schenn: 15
...
5. Crosby: 13
...
27. Marchand: 8

>Game winning goals:
1. Rakell: 10
2. Carter: 9
2. Forsberg: 9
...
5. Marchand: 7
...
14. Kucherov: 6
...
28. Crosby: 5

>Short handed goals
1. Arvidsson: 5
2. Smith: 4
3. Marchand: 3
- Crosby: 0
- Kucherov: 0

Makes me think

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Lmao look at this monkeys

>>74911466
That is a lot of money, wew lad!

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>>74911483
Only betas part their hair to the left

>>74911490
What does it make you think about? How you have to dive into advanced stats to rationalize Sweden being good?

>>74911401
Sharks and Caps
If you're a masochist

>>74911501
What makes you think that I would think that?

>>74911514
Im just stating what It makes me think of. Thats why I asked what it makes you think of.

https://twitter.com/CSNCapitals/status/846088479142531073

happy doggo

>>74911520
So it makes you think that swedes are good when you see those stats? Thank you :)

What I think is just that i shows how different goalscorers can be. I am well aware of the importance of power play goals, and how meme of a stat gwg can be

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It can only get better from now, right

>>74911522
Stanley pup :)
Good doggo!

yuro scum need to fuck off

>>74911536
This is real Scandinavian hours burger. You can heck off.

>>74911527
Sweden is defintley top 3 Hokkii country, only behind Canada and in some cases USA.

>>74911549
keep semen slurping

>>74911536
>>74911555
>mad
>at Euros

Stay classy burger

>>74911551
Thank you. I appreciate that :)

No need to say that Canada is on top of the mound, that much is obvious.

>>74911577
why can't you just stop using American things? either admit that everything American is better and that's why you are obsessed with using it, or leave.

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He will not divide us is coming to Finland.
Can Finnish fags confirm?

>>74911586
>being this mad
lmao
Amerifats really can't take any jokes or banter

>>74911597
I've never seen someone as mad as you about the pongs

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>>74911590
FUG can this be true

>>74911602
>he's a pongs fan
kek can you be any worse?

>>74911610
what are you talking about? you just go into an autistic rage every time the pens do something

>>74911590
Nastja Rönkkö who is part of the project is some Finnish-Russian slag so it's possible.

>>74911590
Think it's just a rumour

>>74911501
m-m-m-marchand's a PP babby.

>am I doing the /hoc/ thing right yet?

>>74911617
Penguins like Patriots and Yankees are the big evil guys who always need to be stopped

>>74911628
>more American semen slurping

>Pongs got wrecked 6-2
Ay lmao just found out

>>74911590
PUT UP A FLAG OF SPURDO SAYING

HE WILL NOD DEBIDE US :DDD

test am i ban

>>74911646
Yes.

PREPARE YOUR ANUS SHANTY TOWN OF BAY OF HOMOSEXUALS. THE BLACKHAWKS ARE HOPPED UP ON COACH Q RAGE AFTER SATURDAY'S SHITSHOW.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KXCAvF8JsmY

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>>74910103
Tfw play halfass all year and still win the division
>>74911628
Based slovakia

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Laughs

>>74910103
There's still hope
Budaj did as good as he coould

>>74911657
>went from absolute bottom tier to play off contender
How did they do it?

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>>74911653
>Losing 0-7 to a 6th place team

>>74911648
I wasnt

>>74911663
every other team in their division is shit. they're still 4 games below .500 and have 15 fucking loser points

>Burger being triggered by Yuro hooligans

The story of /sp/

Fuck off Kevin and Michael

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>>74911663
>Playoff contender

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>>74911657
Have a shoop

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>>74911695
>They are 3rd in the Atlantic
>Playoff spot
>Not a playoff contender

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>>74911701
Good post

>>74911705
Contender implies theyll put up a fight amd wont be bounced in round 1.

Apart from Shane Doan, who are the most elite NHL players who stuck with shit tier teams?

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>>74911705
Plan the parade bud

>>74911712
No thats a stan lee contender. Playoff contender implys theyll make the playoffs you nincumpoop

>>74911728
No a stan lee contender makes the finals ya big dummeh

>>74911737
'no'

>>74911738
then why is such a disappointment when a "stanley cup contender" does not make the finals

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>>74911728
>we're a contender guys

Big laughs here!!!

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>>74911741
A Stanley Cup contender is a team that has a legitimate chance of winning the Stanley Cup. That's it

Anyway, You are now aware that Edmonton and Calgary are Winnipeg clay

>>74911717
>now I can't lose!
Saw some faggot do this with the kongs/cucks too

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>>74911788
Language, motherfucker

Anyway the only acceptable drugs are weed and shrooms

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https://www.instagram.com/p/BSJM6HmBU_P/

Cute cat goaltender signed by Oilers

>>74908170
Yes

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>>74911799
>Drugs
>Acceptable

>>74911809
When you're 19 you can use them to foster spiritual development. I don't do drugs, personally

>>74911809
Hows being 12 going

>>74911822
Sorry for not being cool enough for you druggies :^(

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>>74911802
big respect for not using meme big guy goaltender tactics and trusting it all on his reactions
fuck ben bishop

on somewhat related note:
>It's my last game in Montreal t. gary price

>>74911828
I mean...you could be. Just try it man.

>>74911809
good post

>>74911822
fag

>>74911844
Queer

>>74911844
No thanks, i already has a cigarette.

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Better than Crosby & Malkin?

>>74911886
win 3 or more cups starting with this season and we'll talk

>>74911886
I wanna run my hand through McJesus's hair desu. No homo.

>>74911886
>those facial expressions
Are they giving each other tug jobs right there?

>>74911920
whoever is behind the computer screen is giving them both an ol' fashioned

http://hockeyviz.com/history/scoring/all

>Ctrl-F
>"Laine"
>Not found

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>>74911802
cute goaler

>>74911937
>searching an image

>>74912010
It's a joke, Gordie.

>>74912018
it wasn't very funny. you should come up with some new material

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Can anyone stop the florida panthers?

>>74912044
They aren't making the playoffs bruh

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>>74912028
I just came up with this new meme. Thoughts?

>>74912028
That Laine can't crack that list is hilarious, Dar'shonté.

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Good day everyone. I hope today has found you all in good health.
I have the day off so I feel like exercising my autism. Any suggestions?

>>74912129
spend it looking for a better job

>>74912141
Am in the process bud. I have a better one starting in May but it is only seasonal so the search continues.

>>74912129
last game of the day for dac is showing now
come sperg out in >>>/vg/d2g

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>>74911941
Very cute!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>74912129
Epic pulju meme please and thank you

>>74912161
if a better job is seasonal I don't know what you're doing now

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>>74912202
Well its noon eastern time and you are posting on 4chan chattin shit about my employment status so I guess that makes us even right?

>>74912220
I'm a salesman I work from home when I'm not on the road

>(you)

Fuck off Jeffery and Iiro

>>74911715
Marleau

>>74911822
Using 12 and not 14. Underage detected.

Also it's literally the opposite. kids think drugs are cool

>>74912248
Fuck off Cody

>>74911799
>he doesn't snort crushed Tylenol 3s

>>74912285
>snorting 300mg of acetaminophen for 30mg of codeine

just do a cold water extraction you pleb

Fuck off Mark

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Finland

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Russia

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Slovenia

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Slovakia

>>74911937
I still dont know how to pronounce his name

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Germany

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>>74912340
Just think of when you do drugs with your buddies. You want a line eh?

>>74912340
Just think of him being elite and on the top line aka Line "A"

>>74912341
For me it's Olaf Kölzig

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Denmark

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Houston

So which is more >Laffs at this point?

Losing every game left and just missing the playoffs

Or making the playoffs and getting swept?

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Poo Jersey

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Minnesota

>>74912399
Yes

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Illinois

>>74912414
Blake Wheeler is better than this fat fuck

>>74912399
Either will be absolutely hilarious

>be finnish
>refuse to be military pawn
>go to prison
https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/61rzb3/iama_19yearold_conscientious_objector_after_173/?utm_content=comments&utm_medium=hot&utm_source=reddit&utm_name=all

>>74912451
what a dumb fuck
anyone can get a free pass from conscription if they want
no one actually goes to prison for it lmao
DUMMY!

>>74912451
>be american
>refuse to be military pawn
>flee to canada
http://www.macleans.ca/news/canada/u-s-vietnam-war-draft-dodgers-left-their-mark-on-canada/