He unironically deserves a darkly comic biopic.

>>74907949
i heard he died

Can i get a quick rundown

>>74907949
I still remember the hype surrounding this dude when I was a kid. He was on commercials as a child, the wheaties box, late night talk shows. Was insane.

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What's his fucking problem?

F

you weren't allowed to say the obvious about his age because MUH RACISM

but clearly that was not a 14 year old child getting all that hype, it was a fully grown manlet.

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>supposed child prodigy
>best accomplishment 10 years later is hooking up with a 14yo jojo

good life imo

>>74908681
>kung fu 98

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>>74908783

Don't forget about Female Tiger Woods too

>>74908681
lazy darkie syndrome

>>74908681
>Ghana

Do you think he was born in 1989 or "born in 1989"?

>>74908918
>Female Tiger Woods

Really? How many waiters has she fucked, and which restaurants does she frequent.

>>74908681

>so bad you get loaned out by KuPS

>>74907949
>willingly choose not to go to AC Milan
What a dumb motherfucker

>>74909188
>floundered once taken out of the kiddie leagues
the latter

What the fuck went ever so wrong with his career? The u20 usa coach from 10 years ago evens said that out of the 2007 u20 group that had Bradley, and Altidore, Adu was by far the most talented yet the former two are still in the national team albeit with mediocre club careers whereas Adu is shilling for vacuums in his tiny apartment.

>>74910497

he was way older than he said he was is my bet

>>74910503
that doesn't make sense because he grew at a normal rate into adulthood

>>74909188
>stopped growing at 13
"Born in 1989"

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Did he commit statutory rape?

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>>74910546

>>74909188
"1989"

>>74910546
Yeah and he was adult in year 2002.

>>74908681
His under international stats are fucking meme worthy

>>74910613
And now both of their careers have gone down the toilet.

At least Adu has a job as a vacuum salesman, but what is that bitch up to these days?

He didn't even hide the fact that he was over 21 back when he was making headlines as a 14/15 year old.

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>>74908681
>27 yo
>career peaked 13 years ago

fucking pace merchants

>>74909188
""""""1989""""""