If John Calipari were a squid he'd be John Calamari

If John calipari was a homosexual he'd be John fagetari

>>74907262

If John Calipari were a hunter he'd be john shikari

If John Calipari coached a real school he'd coach UNC

>>74907390
kek

If John Calipari was a measuring instrument he'd be John Caliper

If John Calipari was a Muslim he'd be John Halalari

If John Calipari were Jamaican he'd be John Rastafari

>>74907563

Underrated.

If John Calipari was a pet he'd be John Catipari

If John Calipari was an automobile he'd be John Caripari

If John Calipari were an alien he'd be John Calasari

>>74907262

If John Calipari was a negro and into drag, he'd be John Tyler Perry.

If John Calipari could keep a player for more than nine months he's be John Joel Berry

If John Calipari was an animal resercher he'd be john safari

If John Calipari was an English criminal mastermind locked in a battle of wits with the world's greatest detective he'd be John Caliarty.

>>74907687
Underrated.

>>74908736