Nerman to Chelsea for 180 millions

>>74901937
According to
>The Sun
It was happening but Conte told Abramovich no

Damn, he's so handsome

>>74901937
Lol statistically they'd have the 2 best wingers on the planet not named Messi and Ronaldo.

>Inb4 mouyes buys nerman for 180m tho

why the fuck nerman would go?

He's happy in Spain

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>>74901937

He can fuck off. Pedro is good enough there.

>100% Jesus
That would not go down well in London, silly kuffur

>>74903723
>>74903723
>>74903723
>>74903723
>>74903723

>>74903604
>'possesion score'
>'total forward passes'
>'successful passes' AND 'pass completion'

loud kek

>>74902852
>best wingers on the planet not named Messi and Ronaldo
>Ronaldo

kek

http://www.dailystar.co.uk/sport/football/600094/Lionel-Messi-Jordi-Alba-Manchester-United-transfer-news

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>>74904272
>dailystar

>>74902852
dumb thread, but nerman wouldn't be bought unless aza would be sold imo

>>74904384
except that nerman is miles better than azzar

>>74904439
Not for 180 million

It was never happening and LMFAO@Contefags who think he tells Roman what to do.

>>74904439

no one knows he never played in a real league

>>74903604
what does that shit even mean?

>>74902630
>>74901937
Oh it must be Neymar's contract renewal time again

>>74904680
But it's the other way around
https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/football/3177967/chelsea-manager-antonio-conte-has-sensationally-blocked-the-155million-transfer-of-neymar-despite-owner-roman-abramovich-agreeing-a-deal/

>>74904778
>the sun

>>74904789
The who idea that Neymar is going to EPL exists because of the sun and daily mail so I'm just matching fire with fire

>>74904778
>This deluded JF believes this
You must've believed the Neymar rumours last season with united

>>74901937
100% Jesus confirmed

>100% Jesus
>Pre-marital sex

>>74904941
welcome to brazil where people follow the religion but not what it says

i don't know if it's like that in the rest of the world

>>74904976
It's like that with all Christians
I knew a girl who called herself a Christian but fucked an 18 year old when she was 12

>>74903604

>Leaving out assists and goals
>Comparing Chelshit's season with a club that plays in the Champions League

>>74904976
Literally every right wing party in existence

>we're christians
>no sharing crush the poor

>>74905007
>>74905032
good to know

what about you? do you follow anything?

>>74905032
>implying that actually helps the poor
Invesment will always help more than handouts

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>>74903740

Oh look! More stats!

kys, jungle nig

>>74905022

>receive a world class pass from messi
>easy goal
>""""""goal""""""

>make a basic pass to suarez
>he dribbles past defence and scores
>"""""assist"""""

>tf
>tp

>>74905341
Don't forget the part where he misses 90% of those chances

leave barcelona players reeeeeeeeeeeee

>>74905341
>>74905386
>i get my opinions from /sp/ and don't really watch football

kys

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>>74904687
you mean aza right?
still hiding himself in that babys league
when he will grow up and play champions league like a real man?

>>74905158
Idiots can never quite seem to understand this.

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>>74905386
being a top scorer (11 goals) AND champions league winner

when will aza match that

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Nerman has found dead after try to suck your own dick
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WpJX8y2iUJg

>>74905290

>expecting defensive skills from a fucking foward

100% english post, i bet you still think that Rooney is world class

>>74905007
I'm a Christian and I obey Jesus. My wife and I were both virgins when we met. No drinking/drugs. We strive everyday to be faithful to our beliefs. So, no, it's not "all Christians."

>>74901937
Why is /sp/ so bad at separating good sources from bad?

If something's from the sun, the star, the mirror, the metro then it's bullshit

>>74909306
It blows my mind that people still strictly live their life based on some book written 1000s of years ago.

Even Jesus drunk some wine and gave some out with fish and bread to his boys

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why did he stop getting faggy haircuts?

>>74905341
you're right about the goals but the assists have been pretty good

>>74909378
he didn't, you'll see soon enough

it probably won't be as bad as the one you posted though.

>>74905290
>>74906497
he was right though, chile also. it's all pointless shit that you jammed in to make volume.

>>74906497

>successful take-ons
>this is apparently a defensive skill

kys right now, your best chilean will be moving to west london so you better show some respect

>>74901937
I wear that same bandana on my dick.

>>74911827
>interceptions
>this is apparently a offensive skill

kys right now