How do you stop this team, /sp/?

Payton
Jordan
Bird
Duncan
Hakeem

That was easy. Anything else?

>>74900942
>non existent defense
just chuck memes and get easy layups against their trash defense and then hack a shaq on the other end

>>74900942
by living in a universe where this will never EVER happen

also
>reggie miller

kek

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>>74900942
It won't even be close

>>74901285

Reggie was an assassin, dawg.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VjwKSwwcdyU

>>74900942
Get a team with 5 niggers instead of 3.5

>>74900979

Bird, Duncan, and Hakeem ain't stopping shit.

>>74900942
>picking a bunch of players who aren't even top 3 at their positions except shaq
wow, so tough

Stockton
Jordan
LeBron
Malone
Ewing

That backcourt plays absolutely zero defense they would get lit the fuck up

>>74903315

>>74903315

They don't have to play D when they can score 3 for every 2 the opponent scores

>>74901287
>Brick family

>>74900979

/thread

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>>74900979
This.
Hakeem would embarrass shaq. How about Yao Ming who did embarrass an older shaq.
I'll take Baron Davis over mouthpiece kid, JR Smith over boring spot up shooter, Carmello over Durant, Garnett over Dirk.

>>74901287
this. even with post-stroke ballmom

Ben Wallace
Rodman
Ron Artest
Stephen Jackson
Beverley

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>>74902887
>8 time all defense first team ain't stopping shit
>2 time DPOY and 5 time all defense first team ain't stopping shit

Bird is the only non-GOAT level defender on that team and even he was still above average.

>>74900942
With a salary cap?
>how do I into obnoxious comparison?

Replace every one there with Luke Walton and you have a truly unstoppable team.

>>74900942
t.warriors fan who started watching basketball in the 2015 playoffs

>Dirk over Duncan
>No Jordan or Lebron

>>74904186
All killers. Sub out bev for Maxwell

You're gonna have to double team Shaq and that means leaving one of those shooters open. Lul.

Reminder that prime Shaq was so dominant that the NBA had to allow zone defense to make it fair

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I only need one guy

How many assists would Shaq average on this team?

>>74900942
3 of the greatest chokers ever and 2 great big men.

Sorry, but that's too much choking for one team.

>>74901287
his sons look like they're the same character in a video game but just on different levels.

>>74900942
Same team but replace Curry with non-trash

>>74907128

Reminder that Reggie would have a ring if it wasn't for Ron Artest.

>>74900942

foul shaq so he misses every FT
box out curry
just let KD fuck up on his own
>miller
Dirk's the only real threat

>>74900942
Any all-time team without Jordan and Lebron is a meme.

>>74907940

Jordan and LeBron don't score as fast as these guys.

>>74904375
Dirk is a better offensive player than Duncan. Duncan is the GOAT on defense though.

>>74901226
>layup
>shaq exists

>>74900979
/thread

Cp3
Klay
LeBron
Kg
Hakeem

>>74911962

(You)

>>74911893
Shaw gave up layups all the time, nigga was lazy af on defense

>>74900942
This made me laugh. Kudos anon-sir!

>>74908013
Duncan is all around a better player. Dirk is a liability on defense at times.

Shaq: LOL. In today's NBA Shaq is useless. How is he going to guard pick and rolling PG?

Dirk: Give him hard fouls because he's a soft white boy

Durant: Smaller defender like Stephen Jackson

Reggie Miller: lel he's so fucking overrated. He's basically a spot up shooter on this team, I'd rather have Bruce Bowen who gives you D and 3pt shooting.

Curry: He's hard to guard, but Shaq would kill his spacing.

>>74911893

>shaw
>defense

>>74900942
reinstate Jim Crow laws

>>74900942
>Coach: Fred Hoiberg

Done.

>>74915517

Shaq would be a monster in today's NBA. No one gives a shit to train decent big men so he would be unstoppable also everyone is better shooters now so he would rack in a lot of assists.

>>74900979
Stockton
Maravich
Erving
Rodman
Chamberlain