/hoc/ - elite manlets edition

please stop talking about Arvy before you meme him into failure like Finns did with Saros

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I TRIED SO HARD AND GOT SO FAR

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>Blackhawks get BTFO yesterday
>Mild lose AGAIN
The Western ride just does not stop.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zntpukl4ZAM

Need a webm

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>minn ee soh duh hey

Can someone post the "and Finland loses again" with the crying goose picture
I want to make a Minnesota edit

>>74900424
thank god for the oilers to step up and carry the entire conference

>>74900400
he's going to get nicked by Las Vegas and ruin his career there

>>74900420
Thank you, got that song stuck in my head now

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>31 teams next season

>>74900497
He'll be protected, Jarnkrok or Smith is gone though

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Why so much bully?
I was just beginning to feel good again.

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I love to suck dick

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>>74900442

>predict 3-2 loss
>3-2 loss
w e w what should i predict next?

>>74900522
>letting a good 2/3 line centre Järnkrok go with that very very friendly 6 year contract

NOT EARLY EDDITION
>>74900415
>>74900415

>>74900561
>Canadian thread

>>74900561
>canadian thread

>>74900537
leafs 2020 stan lee cup winners

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>>74900532
>bullying highschoolers
Pretty low mate

>>74900379
what are we watching tonight? I 've got a firey new meme.

>>74900579
i was talking about me

>>74900379
Not gonna lie, former Minnesota Wild voter here. It's been hilarious watching Hanzal crash and burn...but seriously, we can't let these guys get their hands on the cup.

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>>74900571
>lil africa
>hockey

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>>74900570
>>74900571

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zd6zTuklghY

post your favorite songs from EA NHL games or GTFO

>>74900528
Your fanbase is obnoxious.

>>74900601
how did adding players make them worse?

>>74900633
it's cuz they're pseudo canada

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>>74900595
So you enjoy Cock Cola? To each their own I guess.

>>74900528
quit that casual attitude, when teams have secured the championship/playoff position they will give some games to the dead last.

>>74900651
Fucked up the chemistry. Put too much pressure on.

>>74900651
>chubbs
>excited about NCAA hokkei
>excited about the state tournament
More obnoxious than other fanbases?

>>74900627
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=89qfAMHz0-s

>>74900708
>not liking all types of hockey
b2facebook you casual

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>>74900651
Sorry m8 meant to reply to
>>74900633
>nice dubbs


Going to take a long shower now

>>74900729
Good taste finland

Auston Matthews is better than McMeme. Only 26 goals? Pathetic.

>>74900729
>>74900627
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9vPtpiI_WIQ

I asked a motherfucking question

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>>74900821

>>74900821
Auston is truly superior. Have you seen his loose puck recoveries/20?

>>74900849
https://youtu.be/8cv1e-Fs8q4

mcdavid is flashy, but matthews is better. matthews is the crosby, mcdavid is the ovechkin.

>>74900914
I think McMeme is more like Stamkos. He'll flame out and disappear in a few years.

>>74900914
astute observation

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What did Canada mean by this?

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>>74900914
mcdavid is the alpha and the omega

matthews is a little faggot who plays with his tiny spanish cock while watching mcdavid highlights

>>74900973
+6.98 shipping

how bout u buy americaner chips instead and stop complainin

>>74900914
Matthews is a slightly better Jeff Carter

>>74900974
This
MäkDavid is based

>>74900974
Get a job.

>OBJECTIVELY REDDIT TIER
>Shittesota
>Cuckville
>Bawwston
>Shittsburgh

>OBJECTIVELEY NOT REDDIT TIER
>Vancouver
>Chicago
>Florida

Everyone else floats in between, neither reddit nor not reddit.

Refurte this you cant

>>74900821
LOL McDavid has more assists than Memethews has points

>>74901029
>t. chiraqi sperglord
Seriously jump into whatever river flows into the might Mississippi and dont come out

>>74901013
>canadian people
you couldnt know less about hockey if u were born in liberia

>>74901013
This is a pretty decent comparison probably

>>74900914
still, I don't know, I don't really admire crosby. Maybe it's becausehe is marketed so much, face of the league and all. I didn't like his one handed goal. I like Kane better, although I don't watch him much. I am speaking stritly as a player, I am not defending rape.

>>74901063
Nope, I'm not him, idiot. But like it or not 3 cups in 5 years is Dynasty, and therefore NOT REDDIT.

>>74901093
I have liked Crosby more in recent years. Seems like a decent troll player, like Corey Perry. He's just more low key with it. Maybe because the press got tired of talking about him so much.

>>74901029
Shitcago is the ultimate reddit team

>>74901118
>troll player

what does that mean?

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>>74901063
WRONG

2 and a half cups is NOT a dynasty

>>74901093
crosby is the most multi-dimensional, versatile hockey player in the history of the modern nhl while also being elite in terms of offensive production. i want you to watch some of the penguins series against sj last season and look at how crosby literally directs his linemates where to go and changes plays like an nfl quarterback.

there is not another player like crosby in the nhl, he's like having a prime forsberg and also that prime forsberg can coach on the fly while on the ice.

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>>74901142
wew meant to quote >>74901095

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Reminder

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>>74901153
Bruh

>>74901153
>i want you to watch some of the penguins series against sj last season and look at how crosby literally directs his linemates where to go and changes plays like an nfl quarterback.

will do
on the subject of the meme: should I post it or save it until rags elimination day?

>american women want a non-profit organization to pay them maternity leave

lmfao.

there's an unhealthy obsession with reddit here

please go back there and never come back

>>74901253
hey, swedefriend. will you become a bruins fan with me when jakub forsbacka-karlsson goes big time? emil johansson too :)

>>74901293
yes

also it's Jakob. Jakub is czech/slav spelling.

>>74901153
I put game 1 currently.

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who will stop them!

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>mfw you cucks are so triggered by chicago al you can do is spam "r-r-r-rr-reddit...."
im not even chicago but its hilarious

>>74901321
thank you friend :D

>>74901353
>bruce poodreau no longer coaches there
checks out, the ducks are winning it all this year

>>74901353
Game 7 at home.

>>74901359
>im not even chicago

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Who will stop Brock Boeser and the Cantpucks?

>>74900536
Thank you

>>74901248
Because trump plans to dissolve maternity leave. How can poltards argue sustaining the white race if having a baby is a terrible idea?

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>>74901384
Isn't that from fucking Shrek? Looks accurate, desu

>>74901373
>bruce "i'm embarassed" poodreau

>>74901384
go back

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>>74901384
Reality

>>74901418
>we need to have gibs because it would benefit the group that would use it the the least
Are all liberals this retarded?

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>reddithawks

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>>74901377
Ah, but this is when the turntables. you will see.
it was all a work. a ruse

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>i-i swear we're not reddit! you're the ones who are reddit!

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>>74901359
>i'm not even chicago

>>>74901455
Sorry, you're right.

Game 7 away.

>mad
>at dynasties
how reddit can you be?

>>74901095
Right now they're a "soft" dynasty. You need at least two back to back plus at least one more in 4-5 years and no playoff misses to count as a bona fide dynasty.

>your team
>favaorite player on your team
>your playoff hopes

>>74901440
>The Oilers still struggle to beat the Canucks, who are #1 in man games lost to injury
Is their any doubt that next year, when the Canucks and Coyotes are mildly better, the Oilers getting put back into the dirt?

>>74901522
*favorite

>>74901534
>coyotes mildly better
they've been saying that for years

>>74901384
Laine tonight with a hatty

do you guys remember when we all met up and sweden and finland got funky with it?

like we all just wanted to have a nice roller hockey game under the bridge but too many euros came so it became faggy

https://youtu.be/eYS-sSLCWuE?t=1m35s

>>74901534
>canucks spend the entire game not trying to score so their defence never gets exposed
>WE SO GUD

>mild lost again

what a fucking meme team

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Habs

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>reddithawk fans think it's a dynasty without consecutive championships
loving every lel

me and sweden holding hands together at the bruins game watching handsome boy jakob forsbacka-karlsson :)

>>74901759
Meet your 2017 Stan Lee Cup champions.

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>>74901786

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>>74901776
Homo

>>74901855
finland... tuukka is still my man :D

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>>74901876

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>>74901786

>Three way tie for first in the Pacific

P A R I T Y

>>74901819
Imagine the riots though? They'll burn down the city whether they win or lose the finals.

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>>74901786

based finland

artturi 'saku' lehkonen will score the cup-clinching goal

>>74901418
>I want, what is essentially a charity, to pay me money because some guy cummed in me

really good argument and really makes you think!

>>74901890
>>74901855

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JI2cPGVJ4qw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uw1fbOfHBQU

>tfw you miss old hoc

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THEY EXPECT ONE OF US IN THE PENALTY BOX BROTHER

>>74902232
What is smuk_frok actually killed himself?

>>74902350
I mean smuk_anok

http://www.haxball.com/?roomid=~2470e4faa72d87859751375f559d48608b722408b0f648c6f8b4520cee6dd7b30

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If Vegas makes the playoffs before Arizona, will it strengthen or weaken the "move Arizona" argument?

Canada sure is producing a lot of busts these days.

>>74902414
pass?

>>74902414
itdoesn't let me connect

>>74902549
You're not invited

>>74902350
SMUK FRUK 2.0
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0IIkjxE4H3n

Allan WalshVerifierat konto @walsha 2 timför 2 timmar sedan
Mer
Word circulating among NHL players that American players will refuse to play in men's World Championships in solidarity with the women.

>>74902711
KEKS
U
C
K
S

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>>74902711

>>74902711
Protip: it won't happen and is largely going to be completey cooked up by media

So women want more money or what is this case?

>>74902711
cuck

>>74902711
all american players or certain american players?

I can't imagine every single American player will refuse.

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do canadas actually eat this for dinner?

>>74902792
Yeah, pretty much

>>74902845
No idea

>>74902792
Just more entitled bitches. There are tons of professional men's leagues around the world and throughout history where the players have second jobs to augment their salary.

>>74902881
>>74902881
I want more welfare money too!! This is unfair

>>74902792
>women's hockey
never understood this meme

>>74902903
this tbqh

curling for example

>>74902908
Tell that to your boss and refuse to work until you get it

Women should stick to ringette tbf

reminder that in women's hockey any body checking is a penalty

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>It's late March and the coilers still haven't locked up a Playoff spot

TRADE MCGAYKID
TRADE POOSAITL
TRADE POOPOOJARVI
FIRE POORELLI
FIRE MCLEL
HIRE MACTAVISH
HIRE EAKINS
BRING BACK JONESUU

>>74900586
I'll be watching the canucks tonight. Had the joy of watching yesterday's game, and this one is nice and early as well.

>>74902848
kd with ketchup is top tier, faggot

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Quebec when?

>>74902903
yes, most pro leagues are not fully pro. Team will have a couple, or more, players on full-time contracts. The rest will have part-time level salaries, but the club will set up work for them with sponsors. Another common thing to do is to provide them with a free appartment or car.

>>74902903
shut up

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>>74902711
>americans already coming up with excuses to avoid having to get BTFO'd at the world championships

>>74903068
Ward or Lack in net?

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>>74902711
>Implying they haven't already refused to show up the past few years

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I know you browse hoc, Tony. Show yourself.

Redpill me on Swedish players

>>74903255
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zntpukl4ZAM

>>74903255
swedes > finns
That is all you need to know

>>74903255
elite defencemen
great to elite forwards/centres
can only have one elite goaltender at the time (now Lundqvist, after him Lehner)

>>74903303

Why is Enstrom so shit?

>>74902711
1. American players already dont show up for the World Championships

2. American players should just pay the female team themselves. They collectively make way more money than USA Hockey.

3. They are cucks

>>74903328
he's the perfect fit for Atlanta/Wienepeg

>>74903337
>American players should just pay the female team themselves
>They are cucks
you contradicted yourself

>>74902903
>plebbit is defending them too

So many white knights out there it's ridiculous.

let's go umass

>>74903344
Not really, he's a manlet on a fast, big guy team and he's made of glass. I hope they trade him and byfuglien soon and get some competent dmen

Digits in Crysby will suffer a season ending injury tonight.

>>74903429
reroll

>>74903429
let me help you with the digits

>>74903429
>wasting Laine digits

>>74903429
Nice Laine dubs. Going to roll for Croscuck's career ending injury as well.

>>74903429
reroll tbdesu

>>74903429
allow me

>>74903382
is there a youtube stream?

>>74903429
dubs and he isnt injured

>>74903429
maybe he is meant to get injured next game

>>74903503
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=809gL2KVGrs
don't fucking report it

>>74903382
>>74903503
nvm found one

>try to form your own league so you can make a living playing hockey
>the level of play is so shit so nobody cares about it
>backup plan: extort money from your poor federation

the city of women everyone

>>74903303
did you not see my meme?

>>74903588
?

>>74901911
>>74903682

>>74902711
This is literally fake news.

And not in the liberal sense when they read Breitbart and do damage control

>>74903382
Is it YouMass Lowell?

Got a buddy on the team

>>74902848
yes. it's amazing.

>>74903767
Yes

>>74903767
who's your buddy?

>>74903837
Chris Forney

>>74903429
I'll roll on that

>>74903929
>>74903429
leave laine alone

>>74903970
>implying this >>74903929 isn't Laine

>>74902350
I would cri. Best thing to happen to /hoc/ in a long time. His memes were immortal.

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>>74903429
Digits and Crosgod fucks your mom, sister and gf.

>>74902612
smuk fruk

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>>74904231
Rerollerino

>Laine out with sickness

No point to even watching this game then desu

>>74904231
Rollin

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>>74904256
Reeroll

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>>74904288
Rip your women's assholes

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Norge are you still looking for buljus?

What river should I drive my car into? Minnesota is full of shit so it is out of the question. Mississippi is not bad and has high bridges. But the St. Croix is pretty clean. I am sure it is cold enough to send my body into shock. Alternatively I could drown in Lake Pepin, which is just a widening of the Mississippi.

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>>74904341
oh fuck i meant to post this webm

:(

>>74904341
Stay strong brother

>>74904341
Just go on a rampage through the United Center

>>74904373
at least wait til the ncaa tourney is done

>>74904341
you've got like a thousand lakes, right? use them

>>74904341
lake of the woods. on the canadian side lol

>>74904341
why are you so buttblasted?

>>74901911
this is my proudest achievement

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What's worse?
>Being a nu-hockey fan who doesn't want the sport to have hits or fighting?

or

>being a nu-nu-hockey fan who thinks players should be allowed to shoot each other any time someone might have been boarded?

>Umass Lowlel

>>74904341
This is my favorite /hoc/ OC

>>74904578
>losing to fucking notre lame
they should be ashamed desu

>>74904507
nobody cares

>>74904577
what if i'm not a huge fan of fighting but i love big hits?

>>74904607
Dont reply to it hans. The more (You)s it gets ghe more it posts

>>74904607
I care

>>74904411
Nice dubs
>implying the lakes have open water
They are still frozen you jumbo dumbo.

>>74904427
Pretty long drive, I might second guess my decision

@74904487
>every year the team has had to surge to make a wildcard spot
>comfortably in the lead in January
>completely shit the bed in March
Still some games left but the mild are bellyflopping into the playoffs.

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OFFICIAL /OURGUYS/ FROZEN FOUR+1 POWERRANKINGS

1. Minnesota-Duluth
>POWERGAP
2. Denver
3. Harvard
4. Penn State
5. Notre Dame

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>>74904674
>watching college hockey

>>74904674
this desu.
fuck psu and notre lame
DUH LOOOOOTH

>>74904657
wild adjusted the slump so they can get red hot in the playoffs
9D chess

>>74904709
>not watching all kinds of hockey
casual spotted

>>74904724
>not watching all kinds of Hockey

Id rather just go to my local rink and watch a Peewee AA game then Frozen Four

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>>74904674
Sounds like it's time to cheer for Notre Dame

get fucked duluthfags

Why do Canadians have such asshurt about cawlidge hokkei lads?

>>74904871
none of their colleges have good hockey so they can't understand school pride

>>74904899
Because anyone good at hokkii anywhere plays in the CHL.

>>74904920
exactly, instead of awesome school atmospheres you have a bunch of parents watching their kids. dunno why you all get so butthurt about it desu

>>74904871
this tbqh: >>74904899

uni sports aren't really followed much up here, except for MAYBE Vanier Cup


This is partially unrelated, but how should I pick a college team to root for if i have no connection wit any college teams?

>>74904960
pick your favourite mascot/uniform desu

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>>74904958
>he doesnt think the CHL atmosphere is the best hockey atmosphere there is

>>74905068
>all those empty seats

>>74905077
It was Saskatoon. Its an empty town

>>74905068
t.laffer

>>74905104
>t. Coiler

>>74905104
>halifax
>laffs

habs are more popular over there amigo

Thomas Chabot has 2 goals and 3 assists in 2 playoff games. Had 10 shots in yesterday's game.

He's elite.

>>74904960
Just go with the Sioux lad

>>74905121
Even the Broons are more popular here.

Pongs and Habs are /ourteams/

>>74900579
>Duckson
somewhere deep in his heritage he descended from a mallard

>>74905121
Laffers Btfo

>>74905130
how can this be if the playoffs haven't started yet?

>>74905167
>whioux
>losing to fucking bawwston
kekekeke kys

>>74905227
CHL playoffs started last friday.

>henrik borgstrom
>finnish
wut

The dog behind me has been barking and yelping non-stop for 5 hours
How do I kill it clandestinely?

>>74905555
Feed it chocolate

>>74905510
fenno-swede

>>74905510
Just noticed there is a Pietilä on the Devils

Manning is a throwback, an old-tyme-Flyer

anon, why aren't you at the PHIvPIT game?
come have a beer and enjoy with me

>>74905510
>Pedro Sanchez
>American

You've got to be kidding me?

>>74905768
He's lucky he didn't get Bertuzzi'd by Kassian this season tbqh.

>>74905829
One of McDavid's friends you mean?

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>shorks fans will defend this

>>74905865
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San Jose's Micheal Haley will have a hearing tomorrow afternoon for roughing/sucker punch on Nashville’s Calle Jarnkrok.

:^)

are the pongs looking for some trashville meme magic? when did they first wear these uniforms?

let's be real, jarnkrok was asking for it.

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Jacked its

>>74905865
Don't hit someone in the numbers ;)

>>74905910
Outdoor game

>>74905971
Let's be real, there's no reason to sucker punch a forward if he boards you

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>>74905997
>""""sucker punch""""
>watches haley charge towards him and then turn his head completely

nice opinion you have there reddit

>>74906026
This. Do people know what a sucker punch is? You cant just stand there watching him and claim sucker punch after he hits you, especially after you shoved him from behind

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>>74906037
Based cannon

>>74906026
except Reddit is full of faggots like you pretending that was somehow a good ol' hockey fight and not a guy throwing a haymaker through a scrum at someone who hadn't squared up or dropped the gloves because he chimped out over a routine boarding minor

>if he's looking at you, you're allowed to punch him
lmao

>>74906101
unironically my favorite thing about watching the blowjobs

>>74906138
>if you dont defend yourself knowing youre going to get hit its a sucker punch
lmao

why are people being sucker punched?
only niggers do such things

>>74906155
You can call it whatever you want. And no, you don't have to defend yourself, you don't have to fight if you don't want to fight.

Punching someone who has not accepted a fight is bad, no matter what you want to call it.

>>74906194
So is hitting someone from behind.

I know half the Pens current roster are AHL'ers, but the whole team has looked lethargic these past few games. Really has me concerned so close to the playoffs.

>>74906207
Yeah, and he got a penalty for it. Do you want players to skate around and punch everyone who commits an infraction?

Two wrongs doesn't make one right.

>>74906220
They've been carried all year by their first line, otherwise they are literally an ahl team when Crosby and malkin leave in the next few years it's over for them

>>74906220
Crosbys looked fine. A bit insane but hes still putting up good points.

Murrays been good too. I worry that if players dont start coming abck soon, theyll be too rusty for the playoffs

>>74906235
>Players shouldnt have to anwser for cheap shots

This is the outcome of the instigator rule. People taking runs at everyone and only serving 2 minute peneltys.

>>74906238
nice bait m8

fucking >rags are going to sneak into the ECF because they're going to the atlantic bracket

bettman's meddling in getting old

>>74905865
>facing each other
>had good reason to fight
>obvious that Jarnkrok is a pussy that would never drop the gloves

Meh, this still isn't as bad as the slashing shit that goes on every game and never gets called. This league is turning into a manlet/pussy league where players run around slashing each other, but cry when they get body checked or punched. The fans are even worse; getting all butt hurt over seeing men using their hands to dish out pain, as opposed to their composite sticks/weapons.

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>clayton keller signed

HERE COME DA YOTES

>>74906253
I have never said that players shouldn't answer for cheap shots, don't put words in my.. fingers(?)

Seems that the problem rather is that it only resulted in a 2 minute penalty then. Why not make that a 2+2 or a 5 instead?
Having players punching each other left and right will only lead to stricter rules on fightning in the long run

>>74906295
>rags are going to sneak into the ECF
hahaha

>>74906207
lmao at the OLD TIME HAWWWKEY defeners unit pretending that was some kind of gigantic career ending hit and not an average infraction that didn't result in an injury solely because Haley threw a punch

>>74906253
If you think illegal hits happened less often or were better enforced before the instigator rule you are retarded

>>74906235
Is the league also going to investigate Jarnkrok? The hit was no better than Polaks that got him a suspention

>>74906338
Not to my knowledge. So what?

>>74906220
No need to worry. Historically, the teams that are pushing hard/playing well up to playoffs, end up losing steam in the first/second rnd.

The Pens and Sharks are both led by vets, so it is possible that they are taking it easy right now to reserve energy for a playoff push. They're seasoned pros at this late season/playoff push concept, so I wouldn't question their methods.

Meanwhile, you have young inexperienced teams like Edmonton, Columbus, Calgary, Minnesota, Toronto, Montreal, and Ottawa, pushing hard trying to accumulate the most points they can. Most likely a good chunk of those teams completely drop off in the first rnd and get swept/close to swept. Maybe a couple keep it up and get past the first rnd, but likely they won't be able to go further.

>Career ending cold

>>74906333
>lmao at the nu-hockey fans that think it was some kind of career ending punch

Was Jarnkrok even knocked out? I seem to remember him getting right back up. If the punch is suspendable, so should the hit be.

>>74906317
>signing a recently drafted prospect
Why is this news?

>>74906398
why wouldn't it be?

>>74906317
lel hopefully the oilers can snag domi when the coyotes run out of money and have to trade all the youngsters

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>>74906037
digits and sum1 sends me noods

pathetic ppp

>>74906235
Typical pussy swede

>>74905510
1/4 of finns have swedish (sur)names

t. both names swedish but barely even speak the language

>>74906498
Bill fucked up big time tho

>>74905130
>qmjhl

Fuck my balls

go floyers t b h

>>74906539
Of course, friend. Check your email.

whats a typical car in finland?

>>74906387
One was an infraction on a hockey play, the other was the exact opposite. Haley was hardly in the danger area when Jarnkrok hit him. Haley's head was up. This was boarding, but it was the least severe boarding you'll see.

It's not hard to understand.

Nice, they played a little bit of Stromae at the Winnipeg game.

>>74906424
Because what else would they do with a recently drafted prospect? It's not like another team could sign him, at least not for a few years. The act of drafting him basically already means he will be signed.

>>74906607
Volvo 240

Flipula

the oilers will likely be the first canadian team to clinch a playoff spot

what is your reaction to this?

>>74906588
>Finnish ball fucking

No thanks your country doesn't have enough body hair

this goal will be FLIPPED

>>74906609
They literally just suspended Polak for a play not so different.

>>74906631
lol
why?
because edmemeton will be hype as fuck
most of the other canadian fans will express their congratulations to busting the slump
and then they'll get swept in 6 lmao

>>74906640
Should have been. Fucking refpuck.

>>74906638
>finns don't have body hair

What did he mean by this? I already had chest hair when I was 15.

>>74906473
Why does he look scared all the time?

>>74906645
oilers will fucking shred the playoffs

>>74906645
>Swept in 6
>in the memecific

Wew. Oilers are elite

>>74906621
>>74906424

>blake wheeler

also it's news because it means yotes fans will actually get to see him play in AZ this season which is exciting. sorry that my non-playoff bound team has to find excitement through other avenues. also he's was pretty much the top unsigned prospect which makes it a lil more exciting too

>>74906640
>>74906652

where's your god now shittsburgh?

>>74906657
finns are hairless mutants, thats what he meant

>>74906387
It goes against the code to attack him if he hasn't actually accepted the fight yet and gotten ready for it, dumbass

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>>74906658
he plays for calgary

>>74906658
Surrounded by giants

>>74906657
If I can't velcro dildos to your back then I don't want any part of it.

>>74906676
It's also against the code not to accept the fight