Race Coverage: 3:00 p.m. on FOX
Start Command: 3:37 p.m.
Green Flag: 3:47 p.m.
Format: 200-lap/400-mile, three-segment race. Competition cautions on laps 60 and 120 will separate the segments.
Forecast: 62°, 65% humidity, 8% chance of rain
Lineup:
Row 1: #42 Kyle Larson - #11 Denny Hamlin
Row 2: #2 Brad Keslowski - #78 Martin Truex Jr.
Row 3: #31 Ryan Newman - #20 Matt Kenseth
Row 4: #4 Kevin Harvick - #1 Jamie McMurray
Row 5: #18 Kyle Busch - #19 Daniel Suarez
Row 6: #3 Austin Dillon - #5 Kasey Kahne
Row 7: #24 Chase Elliott - #77 Erik Jones
Row 8: #41 Kurt Busch - #17 Ricky Stenhouse Jr.
Row 9: #14 Clint Bowyer - #88 Dale Earnhardt Jr.
Row 10: #21 Ryan Blaney - #37 Chris Buescher
Row 11: #13 Ty Dillon - #10 Danica Patrick
Row 12: #27 Paul Menard - #47 AJ Allmendinger
Row 13: #95 Michael McDowell - #34 Landon Cassill
Row 14: #38 David Ragan - #72 Cole Whitt
Row 15: #15 Reed Sorenson - #83 Corey LaJoie
Row 16: #43 Aric Almirola - #33 Jeffrey Earnhardt
Row 17: #55 Derrike Cope - #51 Timmy Hill
Row 18: #22 Joey Logano - #6 Trevor Bayne
Row 19: #48 Jimmie Johnson - #32 Matt DiBenedetto
Row 20: #23 Gray Gaulding
To the back: #38 David Ragan (backup car), #88 Dale Earnhardt Jr. (cut tire)
Things to know:
>Logano, Bayne, DiBenedetto and Gaulding missed qualifying due to failed inspections
>Johnson missed qualifying after wrecking his primary car
>Dale Jr.'s 600th race
>>74899785
Hey babe
stream where?
Kyle Bush will win today.
I wonder what they were talking about
Stream where?
WHO /BASED FUCKING NEWMAN/ HERE?
>>74900079
I wanted him to win the championship without scoring a race victory in 2014 so fucking bad just to watch the Internet implode... but my dad always liked him.
Hell, I remember when he was nicknamed "The Rushville Rocket".
Stream:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC9h8L-3NxzgEFrSSHvs9J4g/live
Newman a bitch
J-jr. Isn't going to win another race is he?
Mick is a fag.
>>74900418
He'll win Dega
>>74900390
Fuck you
I'm thinking of getting my 6-year old cousin a NASCAR T-shirt since she's getting to be around the age that I got into racing.
Which driver should I get her? I've been thinking Ryan Blaney since you can't really go wrong with the Wood Brothers.
Why do /we/ like Newman so much?
>>74900464
/we/ don't.
he's a whiner and he races like an asshole. but he's chubby so the neckbeards that post here can relate to him.
also, muh purdoo bollermakers
>>74900464
not an 18 year old brat or a carbabby
>>74900521
he is a 40 year old brat
>>74900433
He's right newman is a bitch.
>cheatelowski
>>74900464
Memes
>>74900460
get her a Harry Gant shirt
>nascar pretending kids give a shit about nascar
terrible meme
>little girl likes math
right
>>74900460
can't go wrong with based blaney.
>Elliot and Blaney double teaming the loli
young larry mac
Are there any nude pics of Danica Patrick? Asking for a friend.
AYYYO HOL UP WE WUZ NASCAR N SHEEIITT
>Terry Crews BTFOing Michael.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Michael fucking cucked
Someone hide Ryan Newman so he doesn't have to talk to Mikey
>>74900754
Yes
In defense of stage racing, you all fail to understand is that stage racing is the true style of racing they used to do in F1, Le Mans, and even NASCAR used to do until NASCAR got sponsored by Winston and started racing the entire race with no stopping (except for pits, cautions etc).
I hope all other pro racing series return to their roots and start stage racing again because it really is more exciting than the "new" style originally introduced by NASCAR and Winston back in the day.
>You now remember Terry Crews' NFL career
>>74900829
how many times are you going to post this?
>muh god
>>74900829
I support this
>>74900079
Here!
Felt good to see him win one, hope he can repeat it or win the Chase.
For a while he was getting fucked over by unavoidable wrecks.
Is Dillon dating a tranny? Who was that?
>>74900874
I'm here almost every single race and I've never seen it.
>>7490087
Go back to reeddit fqggot
Did she repeat that last line?
I'm not a real moose...
>land of the brave
>home of the brave
Nascar Goes West has Kaepernick-style political messages.
What color bra and panties is Danica wearing for today's race?
>>74900957
why do they put so many old time drivers in there?
who the fuck cares. make one with modern era drivers
>>74900946
Yes. Don't tell me it's just me and a Leaf who noticed that chick fucked up the lyrics.
>>74900957
You forgot andretti in the ringer tier
>>74901002
youngins like you belong on reddit
>>74900957
Darrell Waltrip goes in GOAT tier though.
Quick question for all you NASCAR aficionados:
Why do tires wear more going around the lower part of the track as opposed to going around the upper part of the track?
In theory you should wear your tires more over time by going around the high side of the track since it is the longest way around the track and you're actually traveling a further distance during the race.
>>74900957
Petty is a shitter compared to Dale
>>74900957
>>74901031
He only won like one or two races though, right?
SHAKE N BAKE BABY
>>74901051
When you're using the inside line, you're turning the steering wheel more in order to hold that line. Naturally, since the tires are turning more, they're going to wear more.
>land of the brave
>home of the brave
>>74901021
I couldn't stand listening to her voice so I just muted it famalam
>That McLaren logo on start up of every NASCAR
>>74901057
Yeah, but like foyt, ambrose and fellows he was specialist in other categories
>>74901051
the lower line is a tighter radius turn, requiring more steering input and more work from the tires to hold the tighter line
>>74900957
>petty in god tier
Yeah no ...most of his 200 wins were on podunk tracks against local competition (back then nascar had lots of tracks you get points at)
>>74901119
he's a GOAT for his swag alone
>>74901103
>mclaren logo not smoking
>mclaren logo not bellowing in pain with a misfire
>mclaren logo not retiring after lap 10
they couldve made it realistic thb
>>74901138
That's Honda's problem. McLaren are retards to choose their engines.
>>74900957
>Pearson not in GOAT tier
Petty would only have like 2 titles if Pearson actually ran a full season
>>74901087
>>74901109
So why don't they make curved rims or something to compensate for always turning left?
why is gimmie shit now
>>74901172
someone post the webm, you know which one
>>74901195
he isnt
Anyone got any advice for where to stay in Bristol? I may or may not be going in a few weeks.
Team Krut, reporting.
>>74901195
The 48 always do that, they are shit the first 26 races, then they win everything in the last 10
>>74901237
Outside of Knoxville. Then just drive to the track.
mike joy sounds different
Bread is kill
Rip bread lmao
Green
Kekselowski
Damn near wrecked the field within 10 seconds. This is going to be good.
HYPE
>cucklin
Hamlin forgot to acelerate at the start
>Bread is already dead
kek
Also this thread is now /ragsinabox/
Meme race.
>BREAD
KEK
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>bread is kill
no
BRED
>oh shit forgot nascar
>click stream
>BOOGITYBOOGITY
p e r f e c t
PUT. IT. OUT.
Gimme kills bread
>>74901305
TYBR
Bread kill count: 2
>gimmie
>bread
Why even use spoilers anymore
What are those flaps that come up??
Airplane???
>>74901330
hey kimi, how are you?
>tfw you watched RCR's final win last week
>>74901371
they deploy to prevent the car from going airborne
>>74901371
More sponsor logos.
>multiple cars already fucked up in under 5 laps
>>74901370
[spoiler]They look cool[/spoiler]
>>74900957
I think Marlin might belong in the What If Tier
>Could have won the 2002 Championship
It's going to be a long race
>>74901391
deploy
>implying nascar can get into hard technical stuff
lmao, just turn right all day
>>74901438
Bout to deploy my foot into your ass
>Hurrvick stuck in pits and on damage clock
Race already a meme. This is gonna be a long shitshow.
>>74901449
The best kind
>>74901438
>belgium in charge of knowing his left from his right
>belgium in charge of being a real country
>>74900957
>harcuck and cuntlowski rated
>>74901438
fuck off muhammad
>Lap 13
>no LaJoie wreck yet
>>74901051
Tirewear is supposedly more dependent on heat than surface abrasion. The high line at California is more due to bumps down low and more straight away speed from the high line.
>>74901432
WTF IS that not shopped? Wtf I hate Jimmy Johnson now.
I'm late, what has happened so far?
>>74901571
go away reddit
>>74901237
i went last august. camped in a tent at a local soccer field. could walk to the track. price wasn't bad.
if you don't mind sleeping in a tent, this is the way to go.
rollin for next wreck plz be logano
>>74901699
6+9+9=22
>>74901716
>6+9+9=22
HARVICK IS KILL
F
HAHAHAHAHA
>>74901653
>inbd your a newfag
Absolutley BTFO
>HURRVICK
how did harcuck get damage in the first place
Amazed they didn't throw a caution
hahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahah harvick BTFO
hahahahahahhahahahahah show his wife getting all bitchy
hahahahahahah hhahahah
hahahhaha
hahahahah
ahahahha
>>74901764
Tire didn't drop debris.
>>74901762
Thats how he started. They thought it would add down force.......
>>74901762
Hamlin didn't go on the start of the race and stacked up the field.
>>74901828
harviick is literally a cuck
Whats everyone drinking?
Got my coors lite and Carlo Rossi burgundary
>>74901828
I'll never get tired of this post
>troox in lead now
It's another Kyle Larson finishes 2nd episode
>Last post 3 mins ago
Ded race
>clit will never ever win another race
>>74901991
good
*blocks your path*
>>74901884
Hakutsuru Sake while poorly painting a Tamiya model.
>>74901828
OMG Tony is like the BBC guys in those BLACKED videos. i always knew harvick was a cuck.
>>74902013
did he eat the bones?
based blaney is giving that 21 car a good run each and every week. they haven't been this competitive in decades
>>74902078
HOW
>>74902078
idk who that girl is, but i'm assuming her meth addiction has already taken her life, leaving her grandkids without their mawmaw
WATER
COOLER
DALE
>>74902078
M A D M A N
H
A
R
M
O
N
WATER
COOLER
DALE
>truck series back next week
>Gimmie -1 lap
>>74902131
from the grandkid's perspective, it's a sad tale. but it does give them plenty of ammo for their first tattoo
wish i could listen to kurts radio
>bread -1 lap
>it's a "Larson uses up his stuff early" race
>>74902215
It wouldnt be good today at all. Lots of yelling at everyone for giving him a shitty car today
>women drivers
kek
>jeffrey earnhardt hasn't had """"mechanical issues"""" yet
>daniclel
>danica almost wrecking without any contact
oh look the woman failing again.
DABNIGGA
I never realized that Paul Menard was sponsored by the store Menards
Wonder if they planned that when he started racing lol
>No weekly LaJoie caution yet
>>74902327
things that make you think
>>74902327
>>74902327
Paul was born Paul Stevenson
changed his name when Menards came on board to sponsor him
>>74902327
is this a serious post?
>>74902327
>>74902327
His dad owns the company.
>>74902339
digits for a Lajoie caution
>cars still racing back to line
>cut to commercial
Jesus fox sucks
>tfw I know Danica's PR person and I'm happier for her than I am for Danica whenever she runs well
>danicles tries to wreck mcdowlel
>nearly wrecks herself
>>74902327
Menards was originally named Goldman's but they changed their name when they hired Paul Menard to drive their car
>>74902389
what?
Looks like Auto Club likes to keep their food supply under wraps (can't let the commifornians know you have something they don't), nonetheless I would not be stopped during the search for this week's menu.
Canter’s Deli:
>A Los Angeles landmark since 1931, this Fairfax district classic is known for its New York deli fare especially the corned beef and pastrami sandwiches.
Gordon Biersch:
>Their wildly famous “garlic fries” -- premium potatoes paired with the most famous garlic in the country Christopher Ranch garlic, fresh from Gilroy, the garlic capital of the world make their debut at ACS.
Deschutes Brewery Traveling Bar:
>Oregon-based Woody -- a giant wooden beer barrel on wheels featuring multiple delicious Deschutes Brewery beers, a stereo, and a disco ball – comes to town – all 5,400 pounds, 43-feet, 5 inches.
Juicys Outlaw Grill:
>You may remember Juicy's from their recent trip to the Turn 4 parking lot of Daytona International Speedway. It is the world's largest bar-b-que at over 20 feet high, weighing 27 tons and covering nearly 100 feet of turf can cook over 1,000 items simultaneously including Outlaw Burgers, Turkey Legs and Giant Western Sausage.
Sprinkles Cupcakes:
>Banana, carrot, ginger lemon, peanut butter chip, vanilla milk chocolate, red HOT velvet, just a few of the flavors race fans can experience from this Beverly Hills mainstay.
Oh yea, pizza, hot dogs and burgers too:
>traditional hot dogs, pizza and your not so traditional West Coast sliders – three mini cheeseburgers with the likes of bacon & cheddar, avocado sprouts with Monterey Jack and the traditional lettuce, tomato and onion. While in the suites customers can feast on lamb chops, seared beef medallions, stone crab, shrimp or Ajiaco chicken.
>>74902327
>27
>>74902327
Paul was originally Paul Bunyan and Menards was originally Circuit City. They both changed their names when the company started sponsoring and Paul started driving a Chevrolet Menard
>>74902424
>nonetheless I would not be stopped during the search for this week's menu
Thanks anon
Your autism is not forgotten
I wish Larry Mac was my dad
>>74902327
>27
>>74902424
Juicy's Outlaw Grill is pretty good
King Taco is the best thing at California though
WTF does it even matter who wins each stage??
>>74902555
muh points
>Clit 3rd
>>74902424
ALERT! ALERT! ALERT! There is a new special specifically targeting our most heavy set race fans!
For a limited time only, for just $35 (ages 13 and over) or $20 (ages 12 and under) fans can fill up on their favorite food as part of the Auto Club Speedway’s special all you can eat “All Day Food Fest” package. The advance purchase only package is available Feb. 21 at participating Auto Club Speedway concession stands scattered throughout the property. Participating vendors include the aformentioned Canter’s Deli, Gordon Biersch, the legendary West Coast Sliders plus:
>California rolls, popcorn shrimp, fish sandwiches and fish and chips from Woodie’s
>Hotdogs from the Dog House, BBQ from RPM BBQ, juicy hamburgers and cheeseburgers from the All American Grill, kabobs from Tailgaters, and all American race fare from Pit Road Café.
Disclaimer: An “All Day Food Fest” wristband will be issued and is valid for (1) entrée, one (1) snack and one (1) non-alcoholic beverage each time through the line at participating locations and each pass is only valid for one person (no sharing).
>>74902555
points m80
>>74902555
yeah they get bonus points for winning
also everyone in the top 10 at the end of a stage gets points
Blaney pass through for equipment removed from car and Autism to the rear for speeding
>>74902598
>our most heavy set race fans
>ages 12 and under
>>74902598
>>74902424
I just wanted you to know that I look forward to these posts every week.
>>74902598
wew, I also forgot about the constipation fries.
>Frytown Loaded Fries are topped with sloppy joe sauce, cheese sauce, sour cream, and green onions. The sloppy joe sauce is on the sweeter side. The cheese sauce and sour cream add a creamy consistency with subtle flavor. The green onions are refreshing. The waffle fries are an excellent vehicle to catch the sauce and all its glory.
>>74902598
$35 is fucking cheap for food.
I spent like $25 on a couple of food items at the race I was at.
Btw I'm glad Katie Nolan got her own show. She's pretty funny and a qt
>Fox giving that tryhard humorless skank Katie Nowlan ANOTHER fucking show
>>74902530
Do you really want to be Brandon McReynolds?
>>74902672
wait she got a new show or are you talking about garbage time?
>>74902424
>>74902598
You make me hungry each week. Keep it up
>>74902424
Non Americans think we have burgers every day, but you don't know how much I've been craving a big juicy hamburger for months
>>74902682
>Do you really want to be Brandon McReynolds?
Eh, I'll take it
>>74902700
Pretty sure she's had her show for a while now. I just remember watching her on that FS1 show with (kind of) regis and thinking she was good (and qt)
>>74902672
It isn't a bad deal except the hellhole that is online food reviews has told me that they run out of food extremely quick
OMG Darrell Waltrip is beyond cringeworthy.
Is there research out there that shows people watch more when he's in the booth? Because there's no fucking way.
>>74902766
Yes. They ran out of food pretty quick at the race I was at too. I mean probably 3/4 into the race.
>>74902789
rather listen to him over Rick Meme
>>74902803
Sadly this. NBC fucked up their booth composition so bad. Only Letarte has any business being there
>>74902789
I think every fucking week about how I can't wait until he's out of the booth. Then I realize that once he leaves, we'll probably get fucking Mikey. There is no escape.
>>74902789
He's better than his fag brother.
>>74902789
Rather have him then his fucking brother
>>74902832
Dude I would take Mikey over DW any day of the week.
Mcdowell.... wait, no caution?
>>74902832
>mikey doing cup races
>>74902789
better than
>>74902789
Rather have him the leff Gordon
>>74902858
How about neither of them???
>>74902832
they should get Tony Stewart to call races
>>74902884
What did xe mean by this?
>>74902922
they only allow shills in the booth
>mfw Mikey already in the booth for Truck and NXS and in the hotel from Cup
>this forced Kraut accent
>>74902922
He killed a guy though
>>74902922
I love the idea but he'd be too caustic, spit too much truth, and fight the other guys.
>>74902883
Dales Dead
Lads im going on my second weekend washing my work clothes in my bathtub
Am I degenerate?
>>74902922
He has no desire to call races I'd bet.
>>74902971
Why
>>74902960
Smoke did nothing wrong
JEN
SON
BUT
TON
RELENTLESS in the garage
>>74902922
>tonys first race in the booth
"So here is a list of things I don't like about stages..."
Oh shit Jenson Button is at the race!
Why do you guys hate Mikey so much? He's an experienced, successful former driver and offers a ton of valuable insight. A great addition when DW retires!
>>74902971
literally $2.25 or less to use a washing machine at a laundromat
>>74903001
He's a literal faggot
SHR cars can even make someone as shitty as Clit run pretty respectable.
What's Danica's excuse?
>>74903001
go back to the trap thread Mikey
>>74903001
I've got no problems with Mikey.
A little gay....but entertaining, nonetheless.
>>74902982
Because I want to get drunk and watch the race and not do laundry
>>74903021
she has a shittier clit than shitty clit
Would you lick Danica's Dip?
NASCAR drivers Kevin Harvick, Jimmie Johnson and Danica Patrick, will “START YOUR TASTE BUDS” with special entrees served at the Speedway’s “Driver’s Cuisine Cantina” located in the FanZone (on the east side of Impulse/APEX) throughout the weekend.
Kevin Harvick’s ‘Harv-a-que” Sandwich
>Smoked pulled pork, sweet hickory barbecue sauce, coleslaw and crispy fried onions on a Kaiser roll.
Jimmie Johnson’s “Guacamole Chicken Breast” (Pic related)
>Grilled Chicken Breast, Applewood smoked bacon, lettuce, tomato and guacamole on a Kaiser roll.
Danica Patrick’s “Danica Dip and Chips”
>Red Bell Pepper Humus with fresh veggies and pita chips
remember when randy lajoie called some races for espn a few years back? he was great because he didn't give a fuck.
im sure he was fired because he wasn't enough of a shill. oh, and the alcohol problem.
>>74902922
The announcers seem to be on pretty strict orders to never badmouth NASCAR. I think being a great announcer is basically impossible when you're paid to be a shill.
maybe Michael Waltrip wouldn't seem so bad if he didn't have to call races with fucking Adam Alexander and Phil Parsons (the two most boring guys to do NASCAR on TV ever)
>>74903044
Harvicks is definitely the best, I'd dump the coleslaw though.
Phil is okay
>>74903064
If it makes you Mikeyfags feel better he's a better announcer than fucking Kyle Petty
Literally wanted to commit suicide everytime that faggot called a race.
>>74903001
back to >>>/lgbt/ mikey
>>74903064
Don'y badmouth based Phil Parsons
He's all we have left of BP
ALL commentary should be done by the MRN guys
>>74903058
Mikey is an over-the-top shill for Toyota, etc though
>>74903051
He got fired for smoking a blunt.
And yeah, he was awesone. Craven was great too because he kept correcting everything Marty Reid said when he started going senile at the end.
>>74903078
>not enjoying the temperature and flavor contrast of a mouthful of slaw after having eaten a hot bbq sandwich
>>74903106
This tbqh
>>74903106
this
>>74903117
Potato salad would be much better
DW is literally the best thing to happen to Nascar on Fox.
>>74903001
"Successful"
>>74903097
>a better announcer than fucking Kyle Petty
wrong
>>74903140
t. DW
>>74903064
AA is a least better than Vince Welch
>>74903151
Alexander has an irritating voice and kind of canned commentary though
>>74903140
Mikey is the worst
>>74903148
Fuck off Kyle
>>74903151
at*
>>74903011
>Putting your clothes in the same machine as many other people's shit and jizz stained clothes have been.
Not even that guy, but I'd rather wash it in the tub too.
they need to find some cool hombres like indycar and sportscar have with PT, Bell, and TK
>>74903044
Harv-a-que>Jimwich>Danica Dip
>>74903001
>successful
nigga wut
>based SHR
Clint in P2
has there ever been a female commentator
Should I mess with DW's prompter??
>>74903179
before i got my new place i used the local laundromat and it was gross af. there was always long black hair in ALL ofthe machines.
>>74903209
Nascar isn't that retarded
>>74903001
>4 wins in 784 attempts
>>74903213
>NBC
>>74903209
>tfw Katie Nolan isn't interested in NASCAR
>>74903214
Mexicans, I assume.
>>74903213
DUDE. ELITE HACKER. LMAO
Meanwhile in latin america the commentators are good as always
i thought this race would be better
>>74903261
i thought nascar would be better
>>74903261
This race always sucks, why did you expect anything?
>>74903261
>california
>good
It's long green runs the track
>>74903187
Indy has Cheever/Goodyear though, so no series is immune.
>>74903266
I thought my life would be better
>>74903269
Every track sucks because the races are too long, the Coca Cola 600 should be the only race over 300 miles
>tfw forgot biffle was gone
>>74903268
The Xfinity race was great.
>>74903276
>fake Italian Meringue and Peanut butter
Dubs and Danica wins.
I'm glad they don't do summer races at thistrack anymore, shit was blistering when I went
Was neat to finally see NASCAR on an oval after going to Sonoma my whole life tho
>>74903341
Can't wait for the bitch to be out of the sport. She isn't even attractive.
>>74900957
allison is goat tier.
I mean, he won 85 races with almost every manufacturer, 3 500s, selfish waltrip cost him 3 championships
>>74903360
amen anon
>>74903341
>>74903357
I almost passed out one time
Whoever thought putting California during the summer was ok needs to be shot. I do miss the night race though that shit was comfy.
Anyone have NASCAR helper Pepe's? Need some of someone has them.
>7.7 second lead
Suarez looks so white in that commercial
>>74903384
She's cute as fuck
did they go to commercial before the stage ended or am I retarded
How many rookies this season came from JGR?
>>74903384
Disgusting man-faced, box-bodied midget.
>>74903437
Get the fuck out
>>74903466
Nope, you're a tard'.
>>74903485
ok thx
Why are the cars so fragile now? Jimmie and Kevin are fucked from minor contact.
>>74903477
Deal with it
indycar danica >> xfinity danica >>>>>>>>>>>>> cup danica
>F1 in the morning
>Circle cars in the evening
Pretty good day t b h.
>6 wide into T1
>director cuts to the single file leaders
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>74903251
based tony rivera
>Lelgano
Looked like someone got into the wall just as they went to commercial.
>>74903738
leljoie did
reminder that indycar is all america has
Weekly reminder that Corey LaJoie isn't getting paid to drive for BK Racing
>He
>Does
>It
>For
>Free
>>74903775
like the mods and janitors
>>74903775
I mean I'd probably drive race cars for free if I had the chance as well.
How will Larson finish 2nd this week?
Who /tiredofTruex/ here?
Fuck him
>>74903810
the 2 biggest chokers are leading, i wouldnt be surprise if none of them wins
>>74903810
Overtime restart
>>74903810
Lead at the white flag and pull a JR Hildebrand in the final corner.
>>74903822
>Bowyer just has to hang back and wait for Larson and Troox to take each other out
>>74903813
Here, why everybody likes him?
>>74903867
I would be fine with this
martinsville better not be shit
So does this remain a shit race or does it all fall apart at the end?
>>74903813
here senpai
dropped him when he became another JGR car
>GIMMIE
>gimmie
>Ladies and gentlemen, the seven time champ
LIKE A GLOVE
>spin
>Gimmie
>jimbles
>Gimmie
JIMBO NO
>the province of Jimmie Johnson
Why do you guys hate the Dillon kids so much? They're the future of the sport.
JUSTohnson
>based gimmie
>K Busch
>>74903997
They're garbage paydrivers
>>74903997
richard pls
>#72 car
>>74904021
The amount of people that just went >gimmie and >johnson just proves the smartass nature of this board
ty dillon led more laps than danitrash in 5 seasons
>>74904074
How is she so slow?
>>74903997
I don't care much about the future of 20th place
>>74903810
He'll fuck up on his final pitstop somehow
there's nothing cool about larson desu
>>74904096
This
>>74904074
That's not even remotely true
>Joans up to 4th
Is he, dare I say it, for real?
>>74904119
Is this Martin Truex part 2? decent driver finally ends up in good equipment
why is it only the black family that has kids in the toyota commercial?
>>74904143
now you imagine how dibenedetto, lajoie, ty dillon, mears, cassill would perform with the wasted 10 car
>>74904143
It would be odd because he is a Gibbs development driver which are usually abandoned before they reach the cup series.
just checked in
miss anything exciting?
>>74904119
Jones almost won that Kansas race in the 18 until he overcorrected into the wall.
He's the real deal.
>>74904143
when was Jones ever not in good equipment
>>74904143
He's been set ever since Toyota signed him after his Derby win.
>>74904174
>watching commercials
>>74904197
i usually have them muted and look at the computer
I unironically root for Danica because she triggers so many of you autists just by having a vagina
If you guys like cars so much, why not just watch me drive to work?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pBy-HsYzs9w
>>74904185
You missed lap 1
That's it
>>74904222
>>74904180
shawna robinson, petty moise werent complete waste
>>74904228
welcome back
it's been a while since we've seen you
>>74904228
I got banned for posting that, careful
COMMERCIALS COMMERCIALS COMMERCIALS
>>74904222
this desu also im used to being extremely let down
>>74904222
I don't hate Danica, I hate the unearned media hype and coverage she receives for her vagina.
debris caution incoming
>>74904228
(You)
>the city of Hendrick Motorsports
>SunFrog
SHADILAY
Caution
>sunfrog
>frog
Is he, dare I say, our guy??
>>74904240
>shawna robinson
did she ever accomplish anything aside from wrecking Dale Jr?
>>74904267
is gaulding debris?
ACTIVATE IT
another bk (((((((((((((((((((((caution)))))))))))))))))))))))
how will larson lose it this time lads? pit road, bad restart, crash, or scrapes the wall?
Is he dead???
>>74904290
Might as well be
>>74904289
she didnt used great tier equipment, and somehow did it better than danica with great equipment
Shia - KyBu
DJT - JoLo
>>74904301
Yes.
>>74904267
>>74904286
BK Racing is our team
>Frog-sponsored cars
>Goes dumpster-diving for drivers and doesn't pay them a salary
>Owe people money
>>74904301
I would guess it's going to be le upper lane scrape meme
>>74904180
Only DiBurrito and Cassill would probably do well in that car. Ty is underwhelming in every series and pop pop got his cup ride. LelJoie is pretty awful and Mears best years are behind them.
>>74904301
All four.
trips and bowyer wins
>troox
>>74904332
Hard luck, loser.
>>74903276
Will I get fat if I eat those?
KEKEX BTFO
JONES BTFO
>furnture row """"""""racing""""""""
even jimmie johnson has more of a personality than larson desu
>the unrecognized province of Martian T-Rex
truex cucked in the pits lol
dubs and larson chokes
>>74904349
You'll die of a massive heart attack before you have time to get fat.
>>74904228
>audi
lmao
larson wins today
>>74904332
>Off by one
someone post that image of the guy holding a tire saying "i can't wait to be a useless peice of shit and fuck up all these pitstops" but change the 4 to a 78
GO GO GO GO
>>74904364
He doesn"t need meme magic to choke
Wait..I switch to CBB for literally 2 minutes and Elliot is in 17th.
Wtf happened?
>20 laps to go
>phantom caution
Just make the race 20 laps, and save everyone the time.
Also, bathtub laundry is patrician.
>>74904332
dubs and Larson cucks up his start
>>74904389
BK Racing meme car had a parts failure and sent Donut Boy into the wall
who will win it lads?
>14 seconds is now monumentally slow
>>74904393
Or a 20 lap final segment
>>74904395
MOMS
Time for one of SoCal's famous Pink's Hot Dogs!!
>only 39 cars
JUST
now i hope larson wins because of the faggot JGR behind him
GET FUCKED KENSETH TOYOTA PRAISE KEK
RIP Kenseth
Damn that was hard as fuck
THE GREG MOORE DEATH WALL
France took down the stream.
>Kenseth
Kenseths ded
Holy fuck
kenseth nooooooooooooooooo
Kenseth took a big hit.
Gibbs cars wrecking make me moist
DED
>kenseth
That was hard
>kenshit
chip ganassi looked so fucking cool when they cut to a shot of him right there
fuck chips ford gts
F
>>74904440
o shit nigga
>>74904448
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gr4gXSbr9wU
Kenseth is being airlifted to a nearby hospital
>>74904479
>>74904453
Scary cause nothing seemed to bend and absorb.
>Kenseth hitting the Greg Moore wall
I did the NASCAR Racing Experience this morning at TMS. They made me drive a #20 Toyoder. I almost quit right there.
why do tracks still have shitty walls that stick out like that? what a shit series
>>74904478
thanks m8
>>74904479
>concussion
>>74904496
>>74904479
Good to see you that all you guys got what you wanted.
Crashes.
Studies show that over 85% of NASCAR viewers only watch for the crashes.
How do you rednecks sleep at night knowing that there are people putting their lives in their lines just to fucking entertain you on a Sunday afternoon? Despicable.
>>74904496
How is the new pavement
im going to start tuning into races at shit tracks when there's 30 to go
>>74904498
so emergency vehicles can cut through the infield and not have to drive all the way around the track from the pits
>>74904519
just like people who support danica
Post yfw kryle wins
>tfw im going to Martinsville Thursday
Can't fucking wait
>>74904519
If I wanted to just watch crashes I would watch a demolition derby
I want to watch good racing it just so happens they crash sometimes
>>74904519
Kevin, it's 2017, your dad's website needs an update
hop to it
>>74904552
"kryle" is the best nascar driver as today
>>74904496
Why do teams/owners let amateurs drive their backup cars before races?
when they gonna race martinsville at night?
>You now remember Chip Ganassi getting fucked up in an IndyCar crash at Michigan
>>74904533
So we couldnt get up over 160 bc of the rev limiter, so I don't know what it would be like at full speed, but it was like driving on glass. tbqh, it was much more relaxing than coming in and out on I-35.
>>74904519
>being this mad
>>74904554
Have fun man. Get one of those famous Martinsville hot dogs.
>>74904564
this fall
qualifying, practice and race are all on the same day and the green isn't scheduled until 5pm
>>74904564
when they ran talladega at night
>>74904564
When people finally realize that Bristol night is shit
>>74904519
kill yourself
>>74904587
all night racing is a meme
>>74904587
delet
>>74904587
Bristol at night is cool
Problem is Bristol is shit these days
>>74904543
You could still do this
how is there always a camera ready for Samantha
It's part of Kryle's contract with JGR
can we just abolish BK racing please?
LELJOIE
>cautions breed cautions
Another stream died.
>leljoie
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN DOES IT
AGAIN
G
A
I
N
>random BK crash
take a shot
>leljoie
There's your Corey Lajoie caution
Lajoie cawshun
>Weekly Leljoie caution
Who here misses checklist anon?
dumb meme series
Where the fuck is the Irish Lejoi poster when you need him
>Le 2 tire meme
Literally will fuck yourself if you don't get 4
>LaJew
hamlin and truex are fucked
>Lawson in the lead with 10 to go
PIT IT AWT
>>74904634
>le cable is bad meme
>Truex and Hamlin fake
Larson just got his metaphorical ankles broken
>uncontrolled tire
>not going in
Larson might not get second this time
Its phoenix all over again
dis gun be gud
Truex and Hamlin are fucked
>>74904659
me
>>74904659
RIP in peace
WEW
not like phoenix please...
Why the FUCK is Jr pitting again?
>Joans
Here we go niggers!
>>74904681
to be fair brits don't really get live NASCAR coverage, they are lucky if they get a condensed highlight reel at 3 in the morning on cable.
>>74904710
his crew chief has Downe's
Not getting 4 tires at Fontana will fuck you. RIP in peace
>the mountain hut of furniture row
51 and 72 have had some nice looking schemes this year, too bad they're so painfully slow you only see them a few seconds each race being lapped
>>74904576
They are pretty good for $2 a piece but be warned of reactive diarrhea when mixed with a 12 pk of beer
trips and blaney wins
mcflurry is going to take out the whole field
>>74904725
>championship contender with 2 good crew chiefs
>jaime mcflurry with the rest
Truly suffering
>>74904736
The 51 literally has the scheme from last week but with bubba burger on the car instead
>>74904717
Britfags and potatos have it live on Eir Sport 2 or Premier Sports. Truck and Xfinity on Motors TV
Channel your energy to larson
>>74904738
Just be near a bucket/portapotty when eating them.
Larson needs to win so the staying out in the lead meme can be put to death already
>>74904768
larson sucks man
>Steakhouse
>Sticky
>steakhouse
>>74904777
Nooooo
well done, steakhouse...
steakhouse
C H O K E
>>74904777
KEK WILLS IT
Tippity top kek
>another caution
fuck shithouse
larson wins
>>74904768
I'm working so hard.
>Steakhouse
REMINDER THAT ADVOCARE IS A PYRAMID SCHEME, REMINDER THAT ADVOCARE IS A PYRAMID SCHEME, REMINDER THAT ADVOCARE IS A PYRAMID SCHEME,
>stenhouse going to fuck over Larson again
Lel
BAYNE?
Kez win confirmed. Thanks, Fordbro!
>stinkyhaus
Why does Stenhouse have a ride again
>car spins to apron, doesn't hit anything, well out of the way
>PUT IT OUT
larson wins autists
Roush on Roush violence.
Chase wtf
I don't rather have Blaney win than any of these other shitheads
>except Chase
FUCK YO GREENFLAG, NIGGER
FUCK YO GREENFLAG!
Don't look now but Keselowski was hooked up on that last restart.
larson is a faggot
HAVE YOU EVER?
>>74904763
Blue and white cars are sexy tho
>>74904842
Is Chase dare I say it our guy
>steamhouse
BAYNE?
>Larson will finish 2nd, A G A I N
>>74904858
I mean, not really.
>>74904858
no, i never...
>>74904860
*Red and White
>steamed hams
Dubs and Blaney wins
WE NEED A NEW THREAD
>>74904896
Kill yourself
>>74904896
no faggot
>>74904896
Everytime
>>74904894
rolling
>>74904896
MAKE ONE PUSSY
>>74904896
Y'all need a new brain
>>74904910
do not encourage him
>larson
>likeable
CLIT
meh
LARSON KUN
HE DID IT
>timeouts for TV
>playoffs
>last 4 minutes of play takes half an hour
Why does NASCAR want to be the NFL so badly?
I'll be darned, he really did it.
Larson a cute
LARSON WINS LOL
BASED LARSON
>shit nigga they 6 wide and smoking to the line, cut to a fatfuck high fiving
>shit why the ratings suck
>>74904948
because short attention spans and idiot fans
based Autism killing Denny's at the end
Larson defied KEK
Can one man be so based
Post-race thread
>>74904961
>>74904961
>>74904961
>>74904777
shut your piehole
HAMLIN VS DILLON WHEN
AND HE PUNCHES HIS TICKET TO THE SOFT DRINK CUP
Weekend Sweep for Larson.
Martinsville should be fun next week.
I hope for paybacks next week.
>>74904971
dumb faggot
>>74904971
Why?
I hope you're all happy. The chase format, race format, and overall excitement of NASCAR would've never changed if you would've bought more merchandise and attended more races.
Hope you're happy that you wrecked racing for us oldfags.
Glad i gave up on Jr for larson after Dale got his concussions
I love Larson's celebrations. It's so refreshing to see someone celebrate with a victory lap instead of a burnout.
only weebs like larson because hes asian
dont try and deny it weebs
>>74905005
T R I G G E R E D
>>74905012
He doesn't have anything incriminating to destroy
>>74905012
>driver doesn't completely destroy the car in celebration
>>74905030
>implying weebs watch NASCAR, let alone any sport
That nigger can drive!
Clit nabs a P3 for SHR! Sweet!
Good race.
SEE YOU AT MARTINSVILLE
>>74905000
I live in New England so you can fuck yourself old fag maybe Trump can use some Gov-ment funds to bring back your boring ass racing.
>>74905012
No voice over the secret radio channel telling him to blow out the rear tires or destroy the front end in the grass or swerve to reset the rear end of the car
>>74905053
>implying weebs watch NASCAR, let alone any sport
>posting on an anime imageboard
>>74905098
Oh shit
CHECK OUT THOSE KNOCKERS ON THE MONSTER GIRL
>>74904659
me. mods suck for permabanning him