Romania vs Denmark THREAD

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>>74899495
>3-5-2

go based romania, blight of liverpool

What is denmark's greatest strenght?

>>74899598
Retired players.

>>74899495
God I want nothing more than to see Daum at the WC
GO ROMANIA!

>>74899622
imagine all the coke parties he would be having with all those russian hookers there

>>74899622
>tfw only country where a bored cokehead is wholly welcome

not sure if good or bad

>>74899656
I didn't mention coke in my post because I knew someone else would do it.

>>74899656
> ywn throw a coke party with all the Chechen mafia bosses in one of their Moscow palaces
Thanks for reminding me.

>>74899689
we're all gonna make it this far someday bro

just believe in yourself

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who /not gonna make it to the WC/ here

>>74899768
to be honest, us

>>74899768
here lad

contemplating watching scotland slovenia actually

>>74899778
>>74899780


let's just cry together m8s, the game tonight doesn't mean anything

>cornelius
>ankersen
Seriously fuck off

Who's the best player for Denmark? Christensen? Eriksen?

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>Eriksen as a forward

>>74899892
Ingvartsen

is Christensen any good in the middle of a back three? Chelsea fan wondering

>tfw was convinced our subhuman hooligans would go all out like against poland but then I realized the match is played in beta city cluj

at least match will be comfy

>>74899928
He's like a poor mans jimmy pebbles

un stream bun? TVR crapa ca de obicei

>>74899892
Dolberg
Jorgensen

Just kidding, they are both injured

>>74899892
dolberg

inb4 Kvist own-goal

>>74900022
I want the "they play for fck so they must be good" meme to end

Dolberg is shit! SHIT!

Jorgensen though, fucking GOAT.

>eriksen taking free kicks

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>>74900054
Even as a fck-fan i agree

I also hate the
>Eriksen is goat for tottenham, why can't he do the same for the NT
meme

>>74899960
http://www.tv-sport-hd.com/

choose

Cornelius is shit get him off

>tfw worst attack in yurop and defense is pretty shit too

why even bother lmao

>>74900196

I miss you, Romaniabro...

>>74900215
wat

>>74900054
>>74900118
you need a team to play well. relying goat player will only take you to the group stages

also, the entire defence of fck is swedes

>>74900128
multumesc

>>74900250
Whats your point ludwig?

Cornelius is a big guy

>>74900273
you're shit and i enjoy it

how do you miss that?

HAREIDE OUT

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>>74900273
>ludwig

>>74900294
t. 0 trophies

>>74900312
go do something relevant in the world cup

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>>74900284

>>74900236

You're the famous romanian ABL, aren't you?

is eriksen going to score on a freekick lads?

>>74900343
yea, you the teethposter?

>>74900339
>Hurr durr muh 1954

>>74900284
I'M RICH

>>74900312
>>74900339
>norways two bitches talking shit to eachother

pretty cute desu

>>74900363
t. less trophies than us

>>74900346
no

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>>74900349

yeah....i miss you, romaniafriend...

>>74900346
is that the Eriksen from the premier league?

He always scores against me in fifa17. I hate that guy

>>74900363
that's where you're wrong, lad
our countries took turns on having our ways with norway

>>74900352
1994 actually

come back when you have medals from the world cup

give me a reason to think that this game won't end 0-0

I missed the first 20 minutes because daylight saving time...

>>74900395
hes moved on to superior weebposting

>>74900395
I'm always here m8, I post in your roch threads

>>74900377
had a cheeky 50 kr freebet on danskespil, one freekick goal

>>74900417

>roch

???

Fucking manlet

>>74900395
the based slovakian has filled the hole desu.

>>74900410
>medals
literally count for nothing
come back when you actually win something

>keseru

>>74900438
the roach coach ones, are they not yours? http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/74807666/#74807666

>the state of our fowards

I fucking hate Kvist so much. He's the most useless player in existence. He has literally never had a close to good performance for the national team and gets called up anyway.

>>74900465
we won u21 euro

>>74900491
kek
what does he do? beside passing the ball around in the back?

>>74900413

I've moved on as well, you might find me starting the:

>/holyalliance/ or /sticktogether/ generals
>*wins the league* conteposting
>roach coach posting >>74900471 (yeah, that's me)
>shilling hazard as the 3rd best player in the world
>chelsea shit in general

Feels empty after Liverpool slipped so early. ABU Slovak has been great but he ain't no ABL Romanian.

>>74900513
And we won the euros :^)

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>>74900539
only a few months until new season and we can slippost deluded bandwagoners again m8

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>have Braithwaite, the captain for Toulouse, and Sisto for attack
>have based Wass who is literally the best player for Celta except for maybe Aspas
>play shitters like Cornelius and Kvist and put Eriksen in attack

>>74900566
delet this right now
that was our year

HAREIDE OUT
HAREIDE OUT RIGHT FUCKING NOW

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it might be a shit match that we will probably end up losing but at least our match thread has gotten more posts than all the other active ones right now

>>74900566
>>74900602
quite amazing that we even won it. Yugoslavia in war, danish players on vacation and somehow manage to win it, even though we couldn't qualify

>>74900591

I think the slip will occur even earlier than this seasons slip. Their running meme can only last so long after flights to eastern european countries. Will be a sight to see.

>>74900644
and 70% of them are not related to the match, haha

>>74900656
coutinho is leaving for barcelona so I guess they can only get worse

and I'll admit I like mane, so hope maybe he leaves for a team with decent winning chances too
>>74900666
off topic is best topic, satan

>>74900644
>19 posters
the pooland thread has 30

man, if we wouldn't be shit you'd be in trouble denmark

go romania, best neighbor.

>>74900743
same to be frank

man, if we wouldn't be shit you'd be in trouble romania

kjær out
kvist out
ankersen out
cornelius out
vestergård out

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roll for your new manager

Dubs and he builds team around you

if it ends with:

442 - bog sim
343 - gonde
3331 - poop
433 - flopp
(Even number followed by)4231 - mouyes
(Odd number followed by)4231 - wonga

>>74900812
Bendtner in

>>74900818
gonde please

>>74900839
this

How bad can you be to not score against us?

>am avut noroc cat stadionul

>>74900839
ERIKSEN OUT

SHIT PLAYER
I HATE HIM SO FUCKING MUCH

are romania and denmark the worse teams in this qualifiers?

ERIKSEN OUT

>>74900839
Better than Shitnelius

>>74900866
Literally better than all our other players combined

>>74900843

>didier deshit

kek

schmeichel out
kjær out
vestergård out
christensen out
durmisi out
ankersen out
kvist out
delaney out
schöne out
cornelius out
eriksen out

lmao Schöne rekt that gypsy

>>74900860
the state of romanian journalism

this is like watching a parody

>>74900776
same to be frank

shit game

schmeichel looks dissatisfied

At least you have good counter-strike teams

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>shots on target 1

>>74900940
I would be too if I was surrounded by shits like kvist and durmisi

My dad manages in the 2nd Division, I think he could do a better job than Hareide if I'm honest, at least we would get attacking football

>>74901019
I wish we could blame our kraut cokehead for our poor performance, but to be honest our team is filled with lazy unpatriotic fags that only play footy for the money

>>74901116
2 huge chances blown by Keseru, but yeah, we played bad overall

>>74901116
oops meant for>>74901065

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>tfw have to go to work tomorrow

I envy you neet niggers

>>74901221
me too senpai

how much do you make an hour? 3 euros?

Obligatory video https://youtu.be/tv7notdZSjA

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>more FCK shitters
this is not even funny anymore
>>74901221
>tfw 9-17 at uni tomorrow

on a scale from 0 to romania, how shit is your NT?

Bendtner in
Rommedahl in
Thomasson in
Laudrup in

wew

>long kvist throw-ins
so this is what it has come to

God both teams are shit


this deserves to be a 0-0 game

>>74901323
2-3

>>74901366
we managed not to score in the last 3 game, we are way more shit than you

>>74901357
>Expecting Haraide to be different from Solbakken when they are both Norwegians

>>74901263
3euro/hour sounds good. 24 euros a day 500 euros a month is a lot.

>>74901065
No doubt, hareide brings nothing worth noting. this 3-5-2 today is a testament to that.
We're essentially playing 5-3-2 with two 6's and one 8 - in a game where we NEED to win.

I swear we could play from now till the world cup begins and we would've scored 3 goals by then. Such a fucking joke.

I play/manage in the 5th danish tier and I can set a better team than that.

------ Cornelius - Braithwaite

-----------Eriksen - Wass
----------------Schöne

Durmisi - Zanka - Christensen-Kjær-Dalgaard

Christensen should basically be in Schöne's position whenever we're on the ball.

Playing with Kvist against this team is essentially playing with 10 men. They long ball it 9/10 times.

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>>74901422
jesus

>>74901263
minimum wage is about 1.5 euro/hour

>>74901444
Trips confirm good post

>match so shit commentators are quoting blinkende lygter to cheer themselves up
wew lads

>>74901466
>1.5/hour

No wonder so many young woman from Romania work as hookers

>>74901450
>pack of bacon is 90% fat

why are we the dumpster of europe when it comes to food? the olive oil i usually buy has just been found to be 'unfit for human consumption'

>>74901263
900 euros a month + food tickets

pretty ok since I don't pay rent and live in small town with 0 expenses so I get to keep most of it

>>74901499
lucky for you they make better bucks as hookers in western europe and you can fuck some hot chicks relatively cheap

>>74901526
My olive oil too

and it was expensive :(

>>74901529
A lot work here

>>74901529
>hot chicks

most of our hookers are horrible, fine hoes by german standards though

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>>74901526
>>74901543
Then why do you keep buying it? Just buy a better one

>>74901543
yeah same here. it smelled so good i felt like a chef every time i was cooking. now i bought one from some tiny market that smells like terpentine, i guess i'm in the safe zone now.

>>74901526
>>74901543
>not using based raps olie

>>74901553
yeah i bet they do. from what i've seen i'm pretty sure that atleast 50% of the girls working in amsterdam's rld are romanian

>>74901450
how is it in denmark? 500 euros is decent here

>>74901528
this guy probably lives like a king

Why did I just comment about fucking olive oil?! Is this REALLY what is has come to? And I thought it couldn't get worse than seeing Rommedahl cross it behind the goal for the Nth time

>>74901585
like 14,5/h - but 36% tax.

>>74901577
tastes like dirty asshole m8

>>74901585
minimum wage is like 20 yuros I think

>>74901567
Jeg vidste ikke at der var noget galt med den for EB meldte at der var noget lort orleden dag

den er fucking okologisk også

where is bendtner
you deserve to lose denmark

>>74901635
it good for stegning desu

>>74901635
that's still about 10 euros per hour after tax.
when i said we make 1.5/hour it was after tax so you still make about 7 times more than us.
i'm talking about minimum wage here, is 14.5 your minimum or average?

>>74901601
We are 65 minutes in and our shot stats are as follows:

Eriksen - 5 (2 on target)
Rest of team - 0 (0 on target)

It's okay that you've given up. Fuck this terrible team.

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>>74901657

have a rare bendtner m8

>>74901655
okologi er en meme

>>74901580
ruskies are probably more numerous
>>74901585
yeah its pretty ok, still probably gonna pack up and leave for saudi arabia or some other muddie shithole once I get more experience though

>>74901694
tydeligvis

fuck netto

>cornelius was picked ahead of the topscorer for toulouse
le big stronk striker meme need to die

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>>74901676

>>74901635
>>74901638
I wasn't asking about quantity. Obviously you make more money, but how is it comparing to price/cost of living etc?

>>74901726
We're part of the norwegian meme now


only hoofball and long throws allowed

Montenegro just scored the eqializer

>schöne out
>not kvist
>not cornelius
I didn't think I could get any madder, but I did.

>>74901763
7 minutes ago

>>74901756
Housing is expensive as fuck in the places you actually want to live. They can be quite reasonable outside the 3-4 big cities. Living expenses can be found at any price level, really

>>74901675
minimum. however, illegal work is a growing business here and you get paid a lot less for that.
10/h is like.. supermarket employee pay. even though the price of living is notably higher here, 1,5/h stilll sounds crazy.

>>74901756
5000 euros there is probably the equivalent of 1000 euros here, unless you live in bucharest lul

surprising how much higher housing ownership is here and bulgaria
>>74901763
good for nothing pooland

if this was in Bucharest whole stadium would be shouting shit and booing by now

im glad its not

>>74901796
anywhere else in the country*

cluj is well known for being extremely foreigner friendly beta city, most friendly in europe actually (not saying that its bad, well, it is by 4chan standards kek)

>tfw bro-ing it out with romania on /sp/ instead of watching this shit game

you guys are OK

>>74901824
thank you man
you're ok too

>>74901824
There's no use wasting our nerves on these wastes of oxygen on the field.

CORNELIUS OUT
FUCKING OUT
JUST GET HIM FUCKING OFF
FUCK YOU HAREIDE YOU DUMB MOUNTAIN MONKEY
HAREIDE OUT

>>74901824
This desu, when I went to Moldova they were alright too. Gypsy-land doesn't seem so bad

>>74901824
you were always the most friendly scandis desu

>>74901824
>>74901841
>>74901840

Pretty great feel desu. This is the worst game I have EVER seen

>>74901857
are we actually the good guys of europe?

>>74901796
>if this was in Bucharest whole stadium would be shouting shit and booing by now

at least there would've been pyro, a pitch invasion and some fight in the stands. Much better than this shit game

>>74901877
I think it's safe to say yes

"We ask the fans to please stop using whistles. Thank you."

*whistling intensifies*

good job announcer guy

>you now remember us beating iceland in hareides debut and people being hype for some reason

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>>74901880
>mfw used to go as a football steward to national arena and just take off my vest and mingle with the crowds

most fun I've ever had, wish I was serbian or some real hardcore hooligan shit

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>>74901913
>tfw we all bought into the 3-4-3 meme

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>mfw Alibec has Ronaldo's fat
>mfw Alibec doesn't have Ronaldo's skill

Never thought I would say this, but I miss Morten Olsen

Apparently neither team wants to win this game. So polite.

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>I stayed up to 11:30 for this

I'm a fucking retard

What even is the point of qualifying if this is what we're doing?
We haven't seen good football from the NT since the summer of 1998 and there's no reason to think it's going to change.

Better to have people who would really appreciate it, like the young country of Montenegro.

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>>74901915
>mfw I used to be a hardcore hooligan and took the piss out of stewards

>>74902076
nah man, remeber 2-3 in Portugal?
now that was ebin

holy shit that was bad

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ffs

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>>74902077
>mfw I never got mocked because I never kept my steward persona for more than 20 minutes

feeling /hitman/ desu

HAHAHHAAHHAHA LMAO

>mathias nigger jorgensen

I'm actually disappointed we haven't lost yet, wtf Denmark?

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http://www.bold.dk/fodbold/nyheder/ac-gaar-ind-som-er-det-vind-eller-forsvind/

What did he mean by this?

was denmark the one spamming t. retard in that one barcelona match thread?

>denmark are polite and don't score

>>74902136
well, busu did say we would struggle for a draw, so I guess this is the best we're getting

What's with the anglo names of some of the players? (Delaney, Braithwaite)

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>>74902223
She'll make it all go away, don't worry.

are the clashes between rusky and polish ultras going to be the highlight of this world cup?

>>74902266
Revolting pig face

no slovenia :(

the shitshow is over

won't even say gg m9s
but thanks for a good thread

another 0 goals. Best defense in Europe

>stall the game from min 30
>remember you want to win and actually play fast from the 80th minute

what is denmark doing?

>>74902320
t. gökan tükür

absolutely disgusting game
fucking shit

>>74902386
you know...... this is strangely reminiscent of poortugal at the euros

could it be?

>>74899495
semen slurping sport with a big crowd watching

>even the commentator is calling for resignations

>>74902320
t. Tarkan Türkoğlu

>women hosting football programs
just fuck off

>>74902464
muh eye candy

Good thread desu lads, comfiest I've been on /sp/ in a while

>>74902076
this

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Tak for lort, mongoler.

>>74902464
>Implying Luna Christofi isn't the goat sports-reporter

>>74902464
>not looking at her tits or listening to her stupid voice and imagining creampie-ing her or blowing a warm load onto her face

la

>>74902514
she's the GOAT I agree but she's not a host

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meh

we are the fucking disgrace of europe, liquidate this national team

>>74902514
>>74902568
>the whore of Barcelona

She's too biased to be the GOAT. She's decent

Why do we play with these fucking FCK shitters were the fuck is Sisto and Wass? We were so much better after Braithwaite. Even Vibe would be better than shitnelius

>>74902693
there has always been a bias towards fck players in regards to the national team
really infuriating when you consider how terrible our league is

What did kvist mean by ''we played a great game''?

>>74902945
The same thing Sapunaru meant by "I played a great game".

>>74902945
I wanted to puke when I heard him say that. But that's the kind of mentality he has, he couldn't score a goal if he was the only guy on the pitch.

Most useless player on the pitch today, the fact that our coach didnt use his third sub to have a guy like Wass or Sisto on the pitch for the last 20 minutes speaks volumes.

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don't mind me

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>>74902992
Sapunaru chiar a facut un meci bun. e singurul jucator decent din nationala asta de jucatori umflati de presa si impresari.