Defoe starting edition
based Defoe
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>>74896185
Back 4 w/ Dier in midfield?
clinical
>>74896227
I'm guessing back 3 with him at CB, since Southgate's just copying whatever's popular.
>6 blacks
looks like i wont be watching. try again next int'l break fa
>inb4 unconvincing 1-0 England win
who /easy win/ here
>0-4 against slovakia
>0-3 against czechs friendly
>last cycle 0-7 on aggregate against bongs (0-4 away).
>current defence is super shit even by >our standarts
Really optimistic for this one
>>74896314
whats your line up?
do you guys have any well known players
FOOTBALL
>>74896255
3 black, 3 mixed
>>74896326
They do, but they're all in the NBA.
>>74896314
Where's Spalvis?
>>74896326
Spalvis
why are baltic countries so bad at football? isn't football their first sport?
>>74896355
small populations, worse infrastructure
>>74896355
Lithuania is really into Basketball for some reason iirc. About the only country in Europe that isn't football with Finland.
>the fucking STATE of that England squad
Wales unironically have more talent now
>>74896246
Don't watch much football do you?
>>74896353
Those are some football players, presumably
>>74896384
They have to play a match without Bale. Let's see how that goes
>>74896392
>Not knowing the Lithuanian, Juve gem, David Silva
>>74896353
Spalvis is perma-injured. Sporting tried to loan him after he recovered but he got sent back instantly. His career is starting to go towards JUST direction
>>74896326
Our keepers are always okay-tier I guess. Setkus is 1st keeper in some mid-table Eredvisie club.
Cernych is doing good in Ekstraklasa and NT, he is our best player right now.
>>74896396
It's not like they rely just on him.
>>74896411
t. juvejeep loanee
>>74896313
Comfy Sunday afternoon victory for the lads
>>74896355
The climate, lack of quality regarding training facilities around the country, no real "legendary" coaches and trainers. Obviously the small population too.
Estonia is more of a skiing country and many athletes prefer individual sports or basketball to football.
I don't think we will ever become a good football country, but our oympic record is not too shabby (pic related) and will probably improve in the future.
giggs is a terrible pundit
>>74896479
What is Estonia like, Tallinn looks nice.
England has been such a shitshow that I've put a tenner on Lithuania and I'm not watching.
5-0
>>74896479
>>74896497
it's based
definitely worth a visit
>>74896496
He comes across as a genuine dimwit.
>>74896496
Should stick to his yoga DVDs desu
Reminder that England is shit and will probably win 2-0 with a shitty penalty and an own goal
>>74896429
Fuggg
He was the perfect Slim Shady replacement too at the time. Damn shame.
>>74896461
>Not knowing Ascoli is where young players become GOATs
>>74896535
sounds like a glorious victory to me
how will Scotland do later lads?
and how do you want them to do?
i'm torn between wanting Scotland to lose and wanting a draw to get a bigger buffer at the top
>>74896545
I'm hoping for a draw, would be best for us.
>>74896429
Setkus has been dropped now.
>>74896185
Any live streams?
>>74896575
http://www.transfermarkt.de/ernestas-setkus/leistungsdaten/spieler/147028
Also
>midtable
>>74896577
https://www.filmon.tv/channel/itv1
Boring 3-0 win
>>74896599
shitquality
>>74896185
Too many wogs 2bh. Going to be mindless game of kick and run as there's not enough white players with a brain in there to dictate a tempo.
I can't believe they're starting Defoe just so he can walk out with le cancer boy.
>>74896625
alli is the most creative English player in a good few years m8
>>74896545
We will very likely lose. Strachan has taken our national squad on a downward spiral. Taking too long to bring motivated young players into the set-up like Armstrong, Fraser, Griffiths etc., sticking with 30+ players that have barely had one good performance for us, usually against some minnow. Stagnant, confused and slow football and very easily picked apart in defence.
The little fella is as arrogant and self-obsessed as they come, Alex Ferguson said as much about him 30 years ago, he's a self-serving idiotic little snake and we will be very lucky to win any game in this group except against Malta.
>>74896627
he is the best finisher available
>>74896582
I thought his team was somewhere between midtable to relegation zone. It doesnt suprise me that they are that low.
>>74896575
Did he get exposed? He doesnt get blamed for NT goals cause our defenders make SFL tier mistakes.
streaming here, though may switch to the germany match if this becomes mind-numbingly boring as england matches have a tendency to do:
https://streams.notahoneypot.me/
what's a good way to heat wine up to drinking temperature?
>>74896622
well look for any stream of ITV you fucking non-entity of a country, or come and move over here like the rest of these third world eastern european shitholes try to.
Pls be gentle
Do these WC qualifiers against meme teams sell out at Wembley?
>>74896644
warm water in sink/bucket, leave for 15 mins
>>74896639
Sorry to hear that lad. Who would you like to see as manager?
>>74896627
Is this that little lad's third time doing this?
I don't mean to be harsh but do the parents not understand it is convention to do it once?
THREE LOINS ON A SHIRT
JEWELS REMAIN STILL GLEAMING
where the fuck even is lichenstein lol?
>>74896656
They get close mainly because they sell them for dirt cheap, and give fuckloads away through corporate seating as well.
Defoe :3
i like that they chose the tallest child to walk out with sterling
they're nearly the same height lel
>>74896644
Open it and let it sit for ten mins
>>74896648
s-sorry, ill just watch lithuanian HD stream
>>74896673
the relationship between him and defoe is bordering on weird
like there's pics of them lying together in bed and shite
>>74896656
sometimes, this one obviously hasn't though
post >yfw it's coming home
>>74896353
Ah yes
Let's play Sterling on the wing he's not as good on to accommodate fucking oxlade
genius
>>74896673
>getting this worked over Defoe's best pal leading out England
cheeky sadiqy spotted
International football is fucking shite.
>the muslim girl mascot for Lithuania
hope she doesn't drive lads
>>74896687
Defoe is a devout, straight edge Christian
Lmao did Lithuania send all their young wogs over to be mascots?
>>74896664
The SFA is so laughably incompetent I don't want to even imagine what they will do next.
Alex Neil would be my shout but they will probably want someone "experienced" meaning one of the old firm old boys.
Probably end up with Souness kek.
Me holding dele's hand
Also what a shite lineup lol
>>74896644
I use this.
lithuania anthem be like five minutes long
This lithuanian stadium is a right shithole
>ITV sound guy
hate england fans whistling other anthems
have some class for a change
>>74896687
Kid has fucking cancer, it's not weird in the slightest if it makes his short time left on the Earth slightly more bearable
ARE U READY TO GET DUNKED ON BONGS?
>>74896720
hahaha
Wew, lads, feel so good to hear lithuanian anthem beeing sang in the stadium.
>>74896644
put the glass under your armpit
http://www.navixsport.com/sport.php?id=2731
Stream if anyone needs it, though I don't know why seeing as it's on ITV.
>>74896642
He has been bad but so has the entire team. Not many players would look good there at the moment.
New manager came in and Setkus got a red card in the following game. The back-up did alright so he gets to keep playing. Also the back up is a local lad with >passion so the fans had been calling for him for a while.
England have Dier, Italy have Buffon.
Embarrassing
>>74896728
kid has fucking cancer
why not spend the time on a kid who isn't gonna die, it's just a waste
>these literal whos
Without looking it up, name a single playing in the England squad
>>74896728
fuckin waa hes got cancer. he's being paraded all over england like football's his life when really he's what, 4 years old? barely knows what football is
1-0 lithuania wins... in the best timeline
>>74896644
microwave
>England starting lineup wearing numbers 1-11
I approve of this.
Are Bradley should be starting up front
>danny mills on radio 5
time to enjoy him slagging the entire team off
>>74896747
They're footballers, they're probably all dating models lad.
>>74896743
>though I don't know why seeing as it's on ITV.
Avoid Hoddle?
Clever Dominos ad that tbqh
>>74896750
This is the timeline where Trump won and Brexit happened. Anything is possible.
>>74896728
it is fucking weird
if he has short time left surely he would spend it with family
not spending the time getting closer to a random grown man he's only known for a few months
>>74896749
>>74896746
Edgy Scotfags detected
>>74896747
England's brave John pebbles
>>74896765
Dominos a shit.
Pizza Hut is best.
>>74896768
in my home in #prayforlondon acc
allahu ackbar
lel this is blatant propaganda
Fucking using the deaths to try and make Karen Bradley look good
>>74896759
>enjoy
>danny mills
>FOOTBALL STANDS TOGETHER
cringed
>england fans in charge of respecting silences
lel
that cunt sadiq khan is there
>>74896747
Jake Livermore, purely because I was shocked when I found out he was still playing football.
>>74896759
He's such a cunt. Fuck him and his dumb egg head.
>a fucking hashtag
>wow so brave we aren't letting those terrorists win!!!!
fuck off left wingers
STOP TALKING DURING SILENCE!!
>taping your earpiece on
Could they not have got a PA with a little more gravity ass?
Can't even remember which terrorist attack they're commemorating.
Anyone else find themselves breathing quietly during silences?
are they just gonna leave the flowers there all game?
>britclaps
>>74896786
>#WeStandTogether
Cringeworthy
The attacks weren't even that bad, we're acting like it was 9/11 or the Paris attacks. Why do we fucking love pretending to be so stoic and shit? Reckon people secretly enjoy terror attacks so they can get their hashtags out
COME ON LITHUANIA
ooh Jermain
>>74896185
Gonna get 3L of brolijos 7.5% for the game. We will lose though.
>>74896794
>3/4 of the people carrying wreaths are tories
okay lad
>>74896801
9/11 obviously, everything is about the USA
*cough cough*
Alri
i unironically like jermain jenas as a pundit
What part of England are you lads from?
>>74896807
I like terror attacks because then I can make fun of Lithuanians living in the UK for moving to an unstable shithole.
>>74896807
bout to lose even more privacy to it as well. waa 3 people died so what
The journey to 2018 glory starts here lads.
>>74896820
haram
>>74896775
Dominos crust tho
>>74896794
>#wearenotafraid
>literally everyone caught up in the event seen running away as fast as possible in complete fear
Fuck right off desu
>>74896795
Wembley can't even stay quiet for silences for ex-England internationals if they happened to play for Manchester United. They sure as fuck aren't going to be quiet for some dead folk who didn't even kick a ball.
>>74896807
I forgot it even happened desu. More people die in crashes on the motorway.
>>74896825
god's green yorkshire
>>74896820
haram
>>74896807
Virtue Signalling. Rather than face up to the problem of muslims, people are happy to bury their head in the sand and put a union jack over their facebook profile and post a hashtag instead to feel good about themselves.
I wouldn't feel comfortable in that stadium knowing Sadiq Khan is there, he's probably smuggled one of his allah ackbar friends in
>>74896826
Better than staying just to top yourself tho innit
>you now remember when Gareth Southgate was given the England job off the back of a 0-0 draw with Slovenia
>>74896820
based co-op lad
Why are they so fucking expensive though?
the amount of goals englel scores is the amount of stages they go through in the wc2018
if they don't win they go out on group stages
>>74896820
>no sweets
Where are the sugary goods lad?
>mourning over the deaths of four people by a mudslime whilst simultaneously wearing an anti-racism band on your arm
>>74896844
>tfw Trump Jr trolled him on twitter
UKIP BOYS WHERE WE AT?
>>74896820
>Reading the Daily Mirror
lmao
>>74896843
>>74896844
top fucking kek
Stay scared, lads.
>>74896844
reported you to the police. hope you get a knock on the door you racist cunt
>>74896849
fair trade, pay their staff properly etc.
>>74896826
>the uk, one of the most stable countries in the world being called unstable by a soviet backwater
Good meme
>>74896849
>Why are they so fucking expensive though?
Supermarket pretending to be a cornershop
>>74896852
Getting married in a few moths. Going on the ol' sugar detox
>>74896766
good point
>>74896781
lol
Is this going to be another >team parks to bus with 11 players for 90 minutes and England aren't good enough to break them down episode?
Had enough of this during the Euros
>nazi screaming
>>74896843
pretty sure we have bigger problems than the occasional muslim killing three people, shit i could probably do a better job
>>74896844
i dont get the hate for sadiq. There a certainly problems with muslims and islam but if muslims were like him(so basicly not muslims) we wouldnt have any problems. He evem voted for gay marridge as a MP
>>74896865
Is she cute?
>>74896849
Glorified paki shop innit. Thieving cunts probably charge 30p for a Freddo
>>74896849
>based co-op
literally donates to the Labour Party
>>74896865
>getting married
>>74896865
congratulations lad
>>74896844
I doubt sadiq would bomb himself, at least not yet
>>74896873
>marridge
>oxlade-chamberlain in charge of a 2 yard pass
when Clive Tyldesley refers to players as "Messers... " I cant help imagine his 2 inch chode is getting stiff.
Fucking pretentious old wanker, hopes he falls down the steps at half-time.
>>74896825
south london
>inb4 nigger
>>74896865
>getting married
>le pacy black man team
>Lithuanian
>played for Hearts
who hasn't at this point
>>74896861
> Buying into their image that they are any different to the other supermarkets
>>74896855
>tfw Nigel Farage is unironically the most well-known British politician in America
>>74896879
Fuck off tory scum
>Not parking the bus
Ox is fucking shit, can't pass, 0 end product. I hope you all get the chance to see how fucking bad he is today.
t.Arsenal supporter.
Who Lith/u/ania here?
>7 minutes in
>can't score against Lithuania
>>74896889
I'd prefer Peter Drury to this clown desu. In fact, I'd rather have the old days of Motson and Lawrenson doing their old man Beavis and Butthead act bumbling through the matches than fucking Tyldesley and Hoddle.
>French referee
potential kekball on hand?
is there an HD stream? england's game is on a channel they make you pay extra for on canadian tv so i'm watching AZB-GER
>>74896913
Southgate OUT???
>>74896889
>imaging Tyldesley's cock in the first place
Think you might have a problem lad
lel
>>74896899
says about all you need to know about american media
is lithuania a nice country want to visit in the summer
>>74896913
ENGLISH CLASS
>>74896918
As if Frenchies like Lithuania any more
Was that one of those well worked England set pieces we're world renowned for?
>>74896919
>irrelevant game available
>England game not
reeeeee fuck you Canada
>we spent an afternoon practising that
useless england shites
>>74896892
Against a team who will defend deep and not give lots of space. Tactical genius Southgate strikes again.
>>74896899
him and corbachev are the only Politicians that actually semi memorable.
>good to see that they worked on something
>it's commendable that they did their job, by practicing set pieces in training
Nah, fuck off
Arsenal players should be banned from the England team
ah yes nobody can take the set-piece episode
>kyle walker
>runs a lot
am i the only one who thinks Lallana is cute?
no homo.
Why do we always play against Slovenia in group stages and/or qualifiers
why are you all inside instead of outside in this beautiful weather watching this game at the pub with the lads
>>74896923
I'm secure with my sexuality, you're just projecting a hidden homosexuality which presents itself in your psyche as an ongoing paranoia of anything remotely homoerotic.
>>74896934
i didn't grow up in a german family¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>England won't get too many chances to counter-attack tonight
Why do they even need them? It's fucking LITHUANIA. It should be 2-0 already.
W I N K S
I
N
K
S
>just tuned in
>commentators talking about pitch quality
shite game then I take it
>>74896952
LMAO that pass
>3 Spurs players
>at Wembley
We're doomed
lithuanians, if you're watching a britbong stream how badly are our terrible commentators butchering your players names?
>no vardy
>>74896919
I won't link a stream directly but https://soccerstreams.net/ has a few.
how can englel be so shit at football?
>>74896959
wait i read that completely backward i thought you were calling the german game the relevant one
>>74896968
you're not funny
more like literallyhuania amirite!
>>74896952
>tfw no real pub culture because people here would rather drink coffee
>>74896976
same
>>74896975
give link
>>74896952
been for mothers day lunch and now back and watching game
she got hammered on house wine and got caught sucking some stranger off in the toilet, the slag
>>74896974
This
Club football died for this fucking shite.
>>74896960
>It should be 2-0 already
they ain't San Marino
what's the attendance?
lads
imagine paying money to watch england play
imagine carrying a drum up a flight of stairs to bang on it for 90 mins watching this shower of shite
>>74896982
you're not good looking
>>74896975
There's an official Lithuanian HD stream available for free, nobody is watching the english stream
Englan will LITERALLY never win ANYTHING with the likes of Sterling, Oxlade Chamberlin, Rashford and Lindgard in or around the team
This is a FACT and the sooner we purge these pacy meme choc ices the better
>playing a literal 40 year old black midget with no pace up front instead of EBJV
WHY ISN'T IT 5-0 YET!
ZOMG FLOPS! WE'RE GOING HOME
>>74896980
you fish
>england
>white
hmmm
How do we fix the international break?
>>74896977
>https://soccerstreams.net/
thanks i need to bookmark this site already
>Defoe starting
Who /traitorLithuanian/ here?
>>74896848
You're welcome ;)
>>74896995
He gets >(you)'s for free though
>>74896999
>pacy meme choc ices the better
nice trips faggot, and kek
miss me yet
>>74896985
Went to New York last year, you guys had a few decent pubs to watch sports in.
>>74897009
get rid of it
*gives the ball away*
>dier
why
Am I the only one that likes the England band?
>>74897009
Ban it so I can watch meaningful football and not suffer through this bollocks.
Yep OXLADE chamberlain is fucking gash
that 'cross'
fucking hell
>>74896998
>>74896987
wheres the best places to visit in Lithuania, after some cool historical stuff none of the lame touristy stuff
>that garbage cross from Gibbs
why is the fuck euro qualifying logo a fucking heart with a kit on it?
>>74897003
i know. it's only noon here i woke up recently and haven't had my tea yet :3
>>74897022
Lmao, 1 lion is smaler than others. Shit aesthetics tbqh
>shat on heart
Chamberlain has such a deano haircut
>>74897021
>>74897029
But then how do we figure out who qualifies for major tournaments?
>>74897029
>Bollocks
>WC qualifying
Literally had no idea Ox was playing until that shit cross
>you'll never be lithuanian
why even live
>>74897027
more entertaining than what's happening on the pitch
>>74897027
Do you need help getting dressed correctly in a morning?
>>74897049
>international football
>worth watching
haha imagine if we won the world cup then went 60 years without winning it but claimed it was coming home for every one of those 60 years but it never does because the national football team is full of gutless children and black pace merchants managed by shit manager followed by another shit manager
haha
>>74897027
eh
without them the atmosphere is equivalent to a pre-season friendly or charity match because nobody gives a shit about the "english" national team any more when the majority of players are jamaican
international football is just a joke in general really
>>74897045
Base it on league co-efficent
LIETUVA
LIETUVA
LIETUVA
LIETUVA
LIETUVA
10/10 crowd
Czechia - San marino 2-0
azerbaijan - Germany 0-1
england - Lithuania 0-0
>being outsung by lithuanian fans at home
pathetic
>another fabulous pass
>walker had to jump about 9 feet to reach it
>>74897045
major european nations plus south american all come along
invite-only another couple of meme countries
>>74897058
fuck off and get relegated you cunt
>>74896999
trips speak the truth
you forgot Walcott, Welbeck, Sturridge and Antonio as well
>>74897040
Fucking hell, she didn't hang around did she, I didn't think they'd been split up that long.
>>74897072
they're at home too tbf
>gareth southgate is literally the biggest choker in the history of the english NT and has failed in every management position he has held
No issues with corporate seating in stadiums but who the fuck thought it was a good idea to have the camera facing the half empty corporate seats? Why not just put the camera on the corporate side
>>74897060
>Stoke vs Burnley
>WBA vs Sunderland
>Worth watching
KEK
>>74897080
women always have back ups lad
i thought stones was the false number 4 not keane
>>74897061
>but claimed it was coming home for every one of those 60 years
But Three Lions came out in 1996.
>>74897033
Urbex in old abandoned manors
>>74897084
>biggest choker in the history of the english NT
Good meme.
>>74896999
What would a white English midfield/attack look like?
WHAT A BALL FROM STERLING
WORLD FUCKING CLASS LA
What's the difference between Lithuania and Poland??
has england ever considered playing other sports instead? Like maybe focus on rugby and cricket I think
remember at the euros when we couldn't do shit against a parked bus but everyone was saying it'll be alright once we don't play against a parked bus we'll start to score but then iceland knocked us out when they didn't park the bus
>being stronger than someone else is a foul in football
I think I'm finally getting tired of this "sport"
>>74897027
Yes. Fucking hate the bastards, I'm still annoyed they were allowed back in at Wednesday when they were banned for a few years.
Why is England wearing black arm bands?
>>74897104
Everything
>England will never have someone that can control midfield
>>74897109
>sterling
>strong
hes, what? a 100lb manlet? come on
>>74897114
Remembering the death of English football
>>74897114
cos football is dead
I like the band. It gives the atmosphere a continental feel
>>74897108
Most of our players are just shit on large pitches and the international level
>>74897104
The only measurable difference between any country Inbetween Germany and Russia is how many of their women were raped by Russian men
>>74897114
To represent that BBC
>>74897114
to pay respects to the muslim who was wrongfully killed in london a few days ago.
>>74897114
London got ALLAHUAKBARD last week
>>74897104
Minimal
They were literally one country for a large part of medieval history
>>74897114
to support black people
DEFOE
>>74897040
Imagine being Gareth Southgate and getting paid millions even for a job your not even good at
based raheem
F.O.E. F.O.E. F.O.E. F.O.E. F.O.E. F.O.E. F.O.E. F.O.E. F.O.E. F.O.E. F.O.E. F.O.E. F.O.E. F.O.E. F.O.E. F.O.E. F.O.E. F.O.E. F.O.E. F.O.E. F.O.E. F.O.E. F.O.E. F.O.E. F.O.E. F.O.E. F.O.E. F.O.E. F.O.E. F.O.E. F.O.E. F.O.E. F.O.E. F.O.E. F.O.E. F.O.E. F.O.E. F.O.E. F.O.E. F.O.E. F.O.E. F.O.E. F.O.E. F.O.E. F.O.E. F.O.E. F.O.E. F.O.E. F.O.E. F.O.E. F.O.E. F.O.E. F.O.E. F.O.E.
>>74897114
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>scoring against Lithuania
wow you're hard
DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE
>>74897117
Seem to be the same to me, like the difference between Irish and English
>>74897121
Me on the left
DEGOAT DEGOAT DEGOAT DEGOAT DEGOAT DEGOAT DEGOAT DEGOAT DEGOAT DEGOAT DEGOAT DEGOAT DEGOAT DEGOAT DEGOAT DEGOAT DEGOAT DEGOAT DEGOAT DEGOAT DEGOAT DEGOAT DEGOAT DEGOAT DEGOAT DEGOAT DEGOAT DEGOAT DEGOAT DEGOAT DEGOAT DEGOAT DEGOAT DEGOAT DEGOAT DEGOAT DEGOAT DEGOAT DEGOAT DEGOAT DEGOAT DEGOAT
Apologise
Striker's goal that
>>74897104
DEFOE
>that defending
>that clearence
COMING HOME
O
M
I
N
G
H
O
M
E
>moyes
CLEAR OUT THE FUCKING TRASH
JUST GET PEOPLE LIKE DEFOE IN
FUCK THOSE OTHER OVERPAID PRICKS
>de foe
>>74897120
Sterling is suprisingly strong
He manhandles quite a lot of defenders at corners
>>74897165
i.e tap in enabled by shite defending
DEFRIEND
zzz so boring and pointless
Always the evil wins
Football's coming home lads
I'm crying
Kane would have missed that
IT'S COMING HOME!
ENGLAND BRAVE DEGOAT
Dat boy
WHO
CAN
FUCKING
STOP
US
NOW
>>74897152
>yank spelling
defoeeeeeeeeeee
PAUL ROBINSON BACK IN GOAL WHEN?
Me mam could have scored that
THe dutch are getting really salty on there CGL thread please go over there
WILLIAM ZE FOE
>>74897158
Traditions, ethnic background, language. Religion is the same, I'll give you that.
>san marino
Watch Alli lads
He clearly doesn't like some of his teammates, he's flat out ignoring a couple of players even when they're wide open
>>74897203
I'm not really into cosplay
>>74897197
but joe hart is good
Crouch when?
Just fucking give us the trophy right now and be done with it.
NEW THREAD
NEW THREAD
NEW THREADNEW THREAD
>>74897182
concentrate on coming second lad
sterlel ded
>getting scored on by England
>timewasting in the 25th minute
nice one sterling
>>74897211
He doesn't even like his own parents, so that's not a surprise really.
>>74897218
>/sp/ tourists
>>74897221
>scored on
You did this to hurt me.
Really having a hard time believing England are actually creaming their pants over scoring on the all mighty Lithuania
>>74897211
tottenham lads are only passing to each other
>>74897218
There's still like 130 posts to go
>>74897218
We don't need one yet lad, it's not /pol/. 500 fatiguing posts on /sp/.
>>74897104
Poles are Slavs and Lithuanians aren't for reasons I've never bothered to understand
>yfw Defoe has been the best striker in England for the last 10 years but England fell for the Rooney meme
>Getting trolled on by slovenia
>>74897224
It's not timewasting he's trying to get subbed since the game is over
>>74897227
Just trying to get some (you)'s
>>74897207
Main difference ive seen between lithuianinas and Poles is Poles are obsessed with Tracksuits and MMA lel
>>74897231
No one ITT is "creaming themselves" over a basic tap in.
>>74897231
lithuania would beat usa
>>74897231
you're right they're no hondurass
>>74897231
pretty sure the USA threads were going ape shit over beating honduras
r8 my st8ks lads
WHERE THE HECK IS WAYNE ROONEY?
Why exactly would he pick defoe? He's too old to actually be a viable choice at the WC and won't get a game ahead of Kane plus its fucking Lituania(?)
>>74897232
>>74897211
They both ignored wide open Sterling runs already lol
>>74897254
We need to make a load of threads about DEFOGOD like the yanks do with their dortmund backup
ay lads, watching the germany game
how many people are at wembley? sold out?
Why is hart getting played over the objectively (looking at statistics of recent form) better Tom Heaton? Hart has conceded a shitload in serie A and had some howlers too. Heaton is having a wonder season.
>>74897256
it will be 2-0
>>74897256
hm on ea?
>>74897232
I don't think rose has ever ever passed to sterling
>>74897256
>mfw 4-0
Still only 1-0
sol campbell is the best english centre back of all time
>>74897231
No, because you don't understand the subtlety in English humour. Now why not go back to your cuckoldegg thread.
>>74897258
dropped / returning from injury
>>74897252
Paras a cute.
Surely we'll win it in Russia at this rate
>yfw Degoat scores hattrick against Germany in the final
>>74897265
Oooh I can't wait until Brexit Wednesday!
>>74897231
>Yanks creamed themsleves as Pulisic scored one against literally nobodies
Alright m8
>>74897256
Using Paddy power? Pleb
>>74897265
>letting azerbaijan equalize
alri
>tfw haven't posted on /sp/ (except the darts threads) for more than two weeks
Are /epl/ now actually unironically non-existent?
>>74897256
>can't lose if I bet on everything
4-0 when
>>74897277
Why are all the best England players made in Tottenham?
lmao what was that shot
>>74897277
You mean the blackest English centre back of all time
>>74897247
Oh you're talking about the anecdotal characteristics like being Americans fat and the Dutch stoners? Idk I don't know any Poles.
>>74897290
Paddy Power is the GOAT betting site.
>>74897289
80% of that was ironic shitposting m8.
>>74897286
>yfw we still lose on penalties
>>74897268
if they don't play him head and shoulders would be angry they paid all that money for nothing
>>74897258
Not picked due to lack league game. Based >Mouyes make this happen
>Azerbaijan scored against Germany
KEK
>>74896952
none of my mates like to drink beer or even go outside, would rather smoke weed and play xbox.
>>74897297
>>74897256
>Lithuania to score
wat
-----------------Robsinon------------
Simpson - Terry - Upson - Konchesky
Bentley - Barry - Parker - Nolan
------- Crouch --- Defoe ------
Would this team win the World Cup?
>>74897298
racist
>>74897277
Who is Jimmy Pebbles?
>>74897295
free bets you nana.
>>74897311
Merkel eternally BTFO yet again.
>Joe Shart
>Wayne Pooney
>Raheem Smerlling
>Jermaine DeFart
>Smelli Ali
>>74897231
>yanks in charge of understanding sarcasm
>>74897299
Plenty work here they usually hang out with Poles
>>74897328
don't know m8 is he any good?
>>74897294
I'm sure they'll be back once internationals are over.
>>74897268
Hart's used to playing for a team dominating and only facing a couple of shots a game
Pickford and Heaton are used to facing loads of shots each game, their concentration hasn't been tested
Also although Hart had loads of defensive errors he's behind the outright worst defence in Serie A outside of the relegation teams
>mfw tea sippers fall for our memes
>>74897315
>he actually believes it's coming home
english football players only work for 50 minutes. expect one to be conceded shortly after that
>>74897304
*Dabs*
why the fuck is tom davies not in the squad?
>>74897321
Needs more Noble
76 vs 24 XD
>>74897325
Well no it's an observation. Are you new to this website friend
>>74897321
If you mean the walking football world cup then yes
>>74897254
>>74897289
Honduras is better than Lithuania and could probably beat England
>>74897321
swap Terry for Titus Bramble
>>74897357
hes shit
>>74897342
/epl/ is dead la
>>74897351
Yeah that's true tbf. They're starting to get lazy even now.
Is Russia already in the bag or should we wait until the next goal?
F
>Lithuania is in Africa
we NEED to get all this spurs shite out of the team if we want to stand a chance in the world cup
>Germany scored another goal against Azerbaijan
It's always the good guys that have to suffer
Lads, anime
>>74897364
poor bait t b h
>work tomorrow at the call centre
kill me
>>74897321
Swap Crouch for Darius Vassell m80
my farts are absolutely rancid lads haha
>>74897384
>No upset. This ends now.
>>74897367
he's the best english CM in the prem 2bf
>>74897390
>working at a call centre
Save someone else's time and kill yourself
>>74897342
Let's hope so. But it's odd to think one used to be able to spend hours on here and now it's so dead.
>>74897369
TUMBLING DOWN
>>74897390
Fuck you telemarketer
>>74897384
>Azerbaijan
>ever the good guys
They gave a 17 year old almost €1m and a house to convince him to switch from playing for the German youth teams.
Who /easymoney/ here?
Spurs players is system baby
>>74897404
maybe someday
>>74897407
inbound, not outbound
>>74897413
>Spurs players are struggling with shitters from other teams
Shocking
>>74897413
This, they can't even cope without their tiny meme pitch
who's gonna get their leg broken?
>>74897429
Curiosity: have Spurs new stadium designers made their new pitch the same meme size as white hart lane?
>>74897429
Spuds trying to memepress over a whole season at wembley is gonna be fun
>>74897422
>one of the cunts that convinces pensioners they've got a PPI claim after they ring your number from an advert in the newspaper
KICK THE FUCKING BALL CUNT I HAVE A BET TO WIN
>leaving our rb to play 1v1 with sterling
This will surely end well
>England
>37th min
>only scores 1 goal
>against Lithuania
>you now remember Ox is on the pitch
>>74897412
we will play a nice draw
mark my words
BIG UNIT
>ITV talking about sticky wins before the watershed
Country gone to shit, lads.
>>74897121
WTF when did this happen?
Just tuned in to watch Hart stand there and take about 5mins to make a goal kick. This is boring as shit, Im out.
Missed the start. Have Alli and Lallana been trying to overplay everything?
wembley is a bigger library than the emirates
>>74897451
we only beat malta 2-0 pal
>>74897405
Wait till it's /trans/ again
>>74897468
yeah, even tried a meme free kick
>>74897470
Don't be cross
>>74897468
Alli has, he's in 'pass only to fellow spuds' mode
>>74897468
they are trying to walk it in
>>74897468
Yes
>>74897469
Well that's just not true is it.
>>74897470
>we
>>74897473
Sure, spikes and slumps occur but it's never been this bad.
i need good half time slags after this garbage guys
>>74897114
Empty platitudes
>>74897241
Easy lad, put that gun down
>>74896185
what is this english team? It looks like shit and plays like shit.
Learn from /ournation/ that is destroying san marino 5:0
>>74897477
>>74897482
>>74897483
>>74897485
For fuck's sake
>>74897321
>-------------------Robinson---------------------
>Mills - Bramble- Upson - Konchesky
>Wright-Phillips - Cattermole - Shelvey - Alan Thompson
>------------- Vassell--- Ashton-----------------
>>74897451
>his flag is a traffic light
BERTRAND YOU STUPID COON
>>74897400
this
>hurrtrand
>one touch football
fucking kek
>>74897515
>Herpderptrand
>Bertrand
>"one touch football"
lmao
>>74897481
Don't sit there thinking you got away with that one you piece of shit
>>74897498
>Dean Ashton
Fucking hell lol
>Bertrand
literally who
do these brown pacebabbies just come off a conveyor belt somewhere?
>>74897489
The league is basically over with Chelsea running away with it, and there haven't been that many upsets/memes desu
>>74897511
That whole attack was atrocious. There was acres of space down the right, yet instead they decided to pass it around the back and start anew.
>one touch football
>implying england players are smart enough for that shit
>>74897524
arsene wengers basement
>commentators excusing the players again
This is why you don't know how to beat Slovakia at the Euros, there is no plan for how to break teams down in qualifying.
>>74897499
>he repornds to a traffic light
>>74897497
it's been great, walker gave it away three times in the first few minutes, dele alli is >>74897482 i'm not convinced by the power of the spurs desu
Is Southgate Jewish?
>put your corporate seats on the tv side
>literally never fill them
well done FA
>mfw watching anime on tv while this boring footy
Fucking England are so boring
reckon I could knock out every single one of those england players
>>74897523
Maybe Shola Ameobi instead
>>74897524
Yes, it's called modern britan where being a single yummy mummy is cool
>>74896185
>It's an England can't beat Lithuania at home episode
>>74897552
Shola was goat
>>74897544
great taste
Holy shit this is boring lads
this is literally worse than watching arsenal
it's like watching arsenal without sanchez or ozil
>>74897544
Hey cutie.
>>74897548
t. Adebayo Akinfenwa
who /athleticominceduringthebreak/ here?
>>74897552
Darren Bent
He has it all lel
>>74897543
you'd think they'd understand hardcam 101
Anime to be perfectly honest
>>74897558
I knew Australian internet is shit, but you're 20 minutes behind on the stream ffs
>>74897557
>being a single yummy mummy is cool
Literally where
we're embarrassing going forward
>>74897570
>>74897568
Our strategy... pretty effective i see.
fucking hell this is soul destroying
>>74897525
Yes, of course. But other seasons were boring as well. Face it, it's never been this dead.
>>74897568
Football, innit.
>"win the game, and the tactical things will sort themselves out"
Literally what did he mean by this?
>>74897523
>Shaun Wright-Phillips BTFO our great white hope in fucking training
Still mad about it.
>>74897544
>mfw you should be working on making anime real instead of watching this shit
>>74896648
would prefer to live in lithuania than most parts of england tbf.
>3 (three) stoppages for dive theatrics
riveting
This game is so shit I can't even be arsed to shitpost properly
>>74897585
1-0 against Lithuania isn't winning.
Do you understand the English press?
>>74897585
top kek my man
>it's a 'he trusted England to score more than one goal against a bunch of yak herders and well diggers' episode
>>74897603
the trick is to not watch it and post anyway
>>74897589
Honestly if you knick a draw here the anger would make it worth it.
>>74897589
not really
england are shit against everyone
reckon darlington rovers could put a few past these cunts
An event just happened
>SHART
>shart
just retire already
>>74897592
>Face it, it's never been this dead.
Not disagreeing with you on that. But I'm sure it's just temporary, I switched to /seriea/ in the meantime
ENGLAND'S BRAVE JOHN STONES
HART IS SHART
The fucking state of Hart
PATHETIC
what
HAHAHAHAHAAHA FUCKING HELL WE'RE SHIT
>the city of joe hart
haha..
Hoddle was the greatest English footballer in history but he was born too early and stuck with "hoof it up to the big lad haha muddy pitches half time oranges" football
>Le head and shoulders man
>FART
EBJS
APOLOGISE to pep and stones
W E W
>>74897630
I switched to not posting. Feels odd.
fucking miles offside
>>74897498
Also could've had the biggest meme of the century, Big Black Emile
>>74897640
Yes if only Hoddle was born later enough for us to realise how much mysticism can help
>be joe shart
>have one thing to do all half
>fuck it up
>Joe Fart
Topjej
>>74897640
Wenger said that Hoddle was by far the greatest player he ever managed. On several occasions, too.
That's why he was sent out to Italy
Hart is head and shoulders the worst keeper in the squad.
Heaton WHEN
>1-0 at half time against fucking Lithuania
We'll never improve
>gordon ramsey's hair
mid life crisis much?
LE CHEEKY DANDRUFF MAN
Hart a shit
A SHIT
is it fair to say that rashford was a 2 game wonder
Why do they this twat commentating he was the worst fucking manager ever
someone post new thread for slags
>>74897657
>>74897658
XDMAO
>>74897673
to trigger spastics
I don't know what that Gordon Ramsey advert was all about but it was fucking shocking
who /bremain/ here
Halftime ass and slags, lads.
>>74897669
His restrained 'anger' on that ad was some next-level cringe.
What's the England team gonna look like in 5 years?
Why is Britain so utterly shit at late nigh talk shows? (Excluding Graham Norton of course)
>posting some nice anime
>not a single (You)
Bit offended desu
>>74897690
pretty similar to now
>>74897681
The Nightly Show
ITV trying to polish a turd
>>74897700
>>74897640
Only got himself to blame for that.
>>74897690
100% mixed race with meme haircuts
>>74897683
Why not
>>74897673
t. joey deacon
>>74897669
>I'm known for my anger, fricking heck these lights are bright, which nelly put them this close? lol
Fucking cringed so hard I nearly broke my neck
>>74897683
>that pregnancy belly
2/10 would not bang
>>74897689
His anger only works when he is allowed too be angry in a hot room, unscripted with shit chefs
thats a nice ground
>>74897690
the lingard, rashford and alli meme team that does fuck all but the media keep telling us they'llc ome good for england eventually.
woh, we need a new thread
>>74897683
Got with a curvy brunette slag last night after work, was pretty great
>>74897718
>being afraid of a bit of belly
shit taste t b h
would prefer england to just work their way down the english league system until they can find a club with enough first-team english players to make a starting XI. would probably have more luck.
>>74897690
-----------------Heaton------------
--Keane ---- Stones ---- Keane--
Walker --Ward-Prowse-Henderson-Shaw
-----Alli ------Lallana------Sterling
------------------Kane-------------
Pick your slag lads, for me its number 3
>>74897790
*--Smalling---- Stones ---- Keane--
>>74897806
>dat multi coloured girl on the right
>>74897790
Lallana would be 34
If only Zaha remained English
>>74897790
>12 players
>lithpooania
>>74897806
For me it's stand in the corner whilst being too intimidated by the 6 loud mouth slags too make a move. Then get shitfaced drunk and fuck a tranny by mistake
>>74897821
U wot m8?
>>74897806
That little mix?
>>74897850
i count 13 actually
Dele off for Lingard pls
SOUTHGATE CALLING IN THE MEMES
>>74897256
lel rekt