Why can't Britfags pronounce his name?

steven "cuck" da brownie

Why can't Kevin de Brown spell his own name?

De Brween?

>>74890036
How are you supposed to pronounce it, Afrikanerfriend?

How are we supposed to know how to properly say some random figure skater's name

His name is pronounced "cuck" as he can taste courtois' cum on his girlfriends lips

>>74890036
Adam Devine?

Deb Royna

Try saying de braayne with an exceptionally crooked set of dentures which bongs usually possess.

>>74890036
Kevin Der Brain

I am a football fan, I am a soccer fan though. I came to see Madonna, who's going to score for Naples.

kevin der braune

kev brown

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kev de burka is small time

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>why dont you know dutch

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>Quarter

Kevin the brown

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probably because they don't give a fuck

Kelvin The Brown

Kevin de Cuck

he's the ugliest person i've honestly ever seen

there's clearly some inbreeding going on here.. he just looks so "off"

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>the brown
>is white

>>74890036
>1 post by this ID

>>74894091
>22 images

>>74890036

We literally couldn't care less

Even I can't pronounce his name, and I am a ginger

>>74890036
Bruyne
as in groin

>>74891049
Thanks for the curry

For me it's Дэ Бpёйн

>meanwhile, siff iffricarns can't pronounce the most basic of english words correctly

de brewn

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hello

>>74893218
Hearing announcers stumble over that name is so fun.

>>74894026
You ever seen Anthony Davis or Frank Ribery?

>>74893297
>dutch
He's belgium mate

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Why can't the Spanish pronounce his name right?

>>74894529
they're just ugly

KDB is disturbing.. like Utah tier

>Day Broom

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>literally one of the best epl players EVER
>yet his name has never been pronounced correctly by brits

van persie same thing

The way foreigners pronounce Harry Kane is hilarious

>>74894891
It's literally the same pronunciation except you try to vomit up something on the g

>>74894891
>british people struggle to make a sound that isn't in their native language's vocab
fucking wow, johan

>>74894979
I'm aware of this, but after all those years you'd think they would've gotten it right at least once.

>>74894996
Your 'g' sound isn't easy to make, plus commentators seem to get a lot of shit if they try and pronounce foreign names correctly i.e. Cazorla as Cathorla

>>74894996
people just dont give a fuck or they feel stupid saying something that sounds stupid. same thing happened here with Hamez. commentators kept calling him Hamez, literally had a discussion about how stupid it sounds on air and started just calling him James Rodriguez.

>>74894795
Idk about disturbing, but he definitely looks like he's from Utah

england's brave kevin brown

Kev "The Brown" Johnson

kevin de bröne

>>74895010
That's a retarded one though
At least it isn't Car-Zola like robbie on AFTV does

mesut uyzil

Kévin de Breuillene

>>74891049
Trying shitting in a toilet.

>>74894512
Blaschikowski

>>74894628
-_-

>>74890036
Kevin de Brexit

Dab Ruyne

>>74894529
Franck Ribery looks like that after a car accident (in which both his parents died), have some respect

>>74895512
>respect the nonce who pretends to be strictly religious

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0b7tSYQQqAw

Here you go spee

I'm more annoyed by the fact that ö = o and ü = u and ä = a seems to have become the starndard.
Ridiculous.

>>74895522
He grew up in some French ghetto, where you basically have to be Muslim to fit in, I doubt he was ever actually a Muslim by his own conviction.

>>74895220

Only one correct ITT

the rest is not even close

>>74895536
thank you

de br(oy)ine

>>74895536
>deh brehme

>>74893218
is it pronounced as if it were english? like alduhweerold

>>74895536
shat meself of laughter ya funny cunt

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Ognjen Vukojević

>>74897002
onion voo koh ye vich

>>74895536
good that's how our commentators pronounce it

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>>74894795
>KDB is disturbing.. like Utah tier
>ameriweight
>1 pint and you're drunk

>>74895536
Good post.

>>74895536
thanks for the guide, is that what belgian always sounds like?

>>74894357
it's Дэ Бpёйнe

>>74898062
why not De Brujne?

>>74898111
nice try aquafresh, smearing a bit of shit on your flag is not going to fool anyone.

>>74899114
it's a pineapple, you illiterate janitor

>>74899155
>pineapple
best fruit desu

>>74899155
it's called ananas in paraguay, reveal your true flag anon

>>74893218

Is this pronounced

Ahl-deer-vire-eld?

>>74899557
it's also called ananas in Croatia, waffle boy

Why is it spelled so stupidly?

>>74890036
>south africa talking about pronunciation

>>74899698

tbqh De Bruyne and especially Alderweireld are names with a medieval feel to them. As afrikaans is based on old roman-hollandic their pronunciation is most likely the more authentic one.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3TTi_gAS5c

De Broynur

>>74894759
hay-mee var-chee

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>>74899637
>windmill owning
>tulip growing
>clog making
>toothpaste advertising

You guys really have very limited choices. Which career path did you pick?

>>74895536
WOW
RUDE

kevin dean-brown

>>74890036
Kevin O'Brien

>>74894891
they just can't say
>there is bear cum
with a straight face

>>74894759
The call that saved Leicester city

>>74895536
nigger

>>74891049
POO
O
O

>>74908410
Sweden you're not allowed to mock other nations. You should know this by now.