/heem/

this is definitely the real

This is the OP

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>>74887736
good thread

HEEM is ded. It doesn't matter which thread we choose to be our coffin

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heeminder that this is the money fight

>>74887832
Shut up, we had good discussion last thread

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/heem/ is forever

>>74887849
>i could heem every one here
>youre a virgin m8 how tall are you
>i know who you are based on my meticulous calculations of your postings m8, we are now friends

>>74887864
Get in my guard bro

More Dank fights
Taima.tv/r/mma

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>>74887736
this is the real thread

News:

>Cock guy on WWE-esque matchmaking
http://mmajunkie.com/2017/03/ex-champ-luke-rockhold-ufc-going-down-slippery-slope-with-fights-like-michael-bisping-vs-georges-st-pierre

>Glory 39 results
http://www.mmamania.com/2017/3/25/15060400/glory-39-recap-cedric-doumbe-gets-revenge-on-yoann-kongolo-sittichai-sitsongpeenong-scores-tko

>Poirier says beating Alvarez will put him one fight away from a title shot
http://www.mmamania.com/2017/3/25/15060812/dustin-poirier-says-defeating-eddie-alvarez-at-ufc-211-puts-him-one-win-away-from-title-shot

>>74887917
fuck that shit site. stop spamming your site here. thats advertising and its a rule violation

>>74887936
It's free fights stop your bitching

>>74887947
eat my ass m8

>>74887965
CHAEL!

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>>74887971
he's going to lose

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>>74887971

Why do we still have thread wars?

>>74887991
maybe it's because your countrymen are stupid lol

>>74887965
is chael smelling PVZs sweaty butthole stink? thats what i would be doing

>>74887991
We dont, other thread is abandoned for this one

>>74888006
You were posting in /mma/ general tho

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I'ma give this thread 2 pity bumps. You'll see what I mean.

Studboy is streaming CFFC
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xnhfZwTFuM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xnhfZwTFuM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xnhfZwTFuM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xnhfZwTFuM

fights are kinda trash so far

HEEM SLEEPY

>>74888019
I don't know wtf you are talking about bud

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>>74888026

>>74888026
>>74888067
See I told ya.

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>>74888066
how do you still use this general so regularly
it's kind of lost its appeal to me

>>74888091
it's probably actually me a lot less than you think lol I hardly ever come here anymore

>>74888066
i know it was you, we only have like 3 canadians and only one of them is retarded and thats you

I slept through Invicta. Good shit?

>>74888091
Then leave, pussy.

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>>74888104
people hardly even talk about MMA any more, and all the drama and shitposting is just annoying now

>>74888111
why didnt you make webms from Invicta?

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>>74888111
hamasaki got heemed and evinger won by submission

>then leave, pussy

>>74888104
>>74888114
case in point lol>>74888107

but yeah, I kinda agree
but at the end of the day...someone has to make the dankest OP's, you know?

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>>74888127
i feel you but OP doesn't matter

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LIVE Spicy bangers here


https://youtu.be/Ge_sbBJM5mM

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>44 posts in and nobody even noticed that the OP says /mma/ general
IM FUCKING LAFFIN

>>74888167
He deleted the other shit, I don't mind desu

>>74888167
As long as /heem/ is in the subject line that's what matters spergy. Keep crying aspie.

>>74888184
>>74888175
okay, thanks for posting in /mma/

Who /excitedforUFC212/ here

If Cormier pulls out should the UFC file a lawsuit against AKA?

>>74888195
I'm posting in /heem/

>>74888149
after all this time of you being a fuckin idiot you're finally starting to get it

congratulations bud

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>and here we have Swab in his placement at the ufc portioning brain cells

>>74888244
and here we have you in your placement of being an idiot portioning my dick into your mouth lmao

>>74888261
s-sorry Adan, I was just doing memes

>>74888280
you've gotta earn that flag you son of a bitch, if you're going to meme around here with that fucking flag, you set your godamn game up you got it?

it's cool I'll let it slide but fuck dude you're lucky I'm in a good mood. my daughter hasn't been sleeping for too long lately and tonight she went right to sleep and my wife was really happy about it and you're the beneficiary so lucky you, bud

Anyone watching fights?

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>>74888244

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should I download this book on my e-reader?

Dude joe Rogan podcast LMAO

>>74888367
godamn your level of writing is poor my man, I genuinely hope that you get better at that

>>74888374
DUDE LOL

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>>74888199
right here brother

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>>74888367
How many of these have you made you demented degenerate dogmatic douche?

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Will he ever make a comeback?

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>>74888453
that information is confidential

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>>74888472
dude

Rory is the epitome of why mma is beautiful

don't talk to me about this "comeback" bullshit lol

Rory is a warrior, and that's just that my man

>>74888472
>>74888535
Why are Canadians so beta?

>>74888010
Gets worse every single time. Fuck off loser

>>74888277
take care of your underwears

>>74888620

I permaheem'd you bud

>>74888705
Rory got whooped by Robbie lol

>>74888690
from 1 to 10, how upset does it make you?

>>74888754

Rory beat Tyron

there goes your whole argument tyreese lol

>>74888778
Rory couldn't beat Lawler in 50 minutes of fighting lmao

>>74888831

you get that you are arguing about what makes Rory so sweet, right?

>>74888867
>Was winning on points
>Gave up cause his nose got shattered

>>74889011
would you do the same? i mean giving up if you had your nose broken

>>74889011
you are literally still arguing for what makes Rory so sweet lol

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>>74888831
>Wonderboy couldn't beat woodley in 50 minutes of fighting
IM FUCKING LAFFIN

>>74888831
So according to this math Tyrone got lucky

tyreese pissed lol

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Rory's sweet bud. Thanks for pointing that out, idiot.

GET OUT OF THERE TRAVIS

>>74889037
The fact that he gave up when it most mattered? Yeah that's why I said Canada is beta.

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>>74887736
welcome back, truly the GOAT poster

>>74889050
According to that Math Woodley is a UFC champion and Rory isn't lmao

>>74889144
>he thinks NewsOP made the thread when i made it just so i could put /mma/ general edition in it

>>74889177
wow you sure showed em lol

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>p-please buy Fight Pass™, masta says im never headlining another ppv

>>74889177
>So beta he snuck it in there cause no one would otherwise join his aspie thread

wew laddy

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>Rory can't beat Lawler and Thompson
>Woodley beat them both

Made me portion some thoughts.

>>74889140

dude I'm not even joking around, alright?
I'm being completely serious

don't you think that habouring this type of anger and angst is bad for your brain?

Lads, I'm thinking about getting into the OP business. How early should I post it to get maximum crossover?

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>>74889177
you're the nigger who tried to force /ngannou/.

cry more faggot

>>74889284

i see what you're saying but consider that

rory couldn't beat Lawler in 50 minutes of fighting

>>74889295
Save a template in notepad for now. Post around the 450 post mark

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>>74889258
>Woodley can't beat Rory
>or Shields
>or Marquardt (kek)

>>74889337
it's sad that young blacks have woodley as their role model dude

dude

>>74889409
sorry I make you so upset man

>>74889435
Come again?

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>>74889571

gooby
<----

>>74889610
that left than yoel lands while his foot is fucking skidding is amazing lol

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>>74889337
>rory can't beat thompson or lawler or condit
>woodley beat them all

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>>74889295
490, 480 at the absolute earliest

here are a few thread war tips

>make a good thread
>once a thread has picked up momentum, people are less likely to leave it, so it's important to make and post the link to yours as quickly as possible when another one has been made
>the thread that gets bumped the most in the first 10 minutes or so usually wins
>encourage actual discussion in your thread while derailing the other one, making sure to sage every post

>>74889605
Will he retire if the fight with Mayweather actually happens? I'm guessing so, he'll have no reason to stay around and fight guys like Khabib and Tony assuming his guys manage to negotiate a satisfactory purse for him.

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>>74889744
>actually strategizing thread wars

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>>74889718
>n-next time

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>>74889796
there's a reason why I literally always won thread wars until the other guy started using my own strategies against me with an army of proxies, my person

>>74889718
>Woodley cant beat a guy who cant beat 3 other guys

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wtf i like rockhold now???

>>74889744

you know, I can't say that I'd blame him if he does man

I'd be happy if we got to see him in the octagon again, and I really do think the UFC will try to push Goob vs GSP

if that fight happened, mother of god

What normal people consider to be achievements:

+Promotion at work
+Successful relationship
+Fitness and health
+Good long lasting friendships

What people on /heem/ consider to be achievements:

-Being the OP of a thread that 404's in 4 hours
-Getting (you)'s
-(Race)-baiting and trolling all the time
-Forcing horrible memes
-Being fat, out of shape and being a black belt in keyboard-warrioring

>>74889842
>state of (You)

>>74889951

I run a company and make over 200k/yr, I live in a custom built home that is away from the city, and I just had my first child (one of many) at the tender age of 30
I'm 6'1" and most would say I'm attractive, charismatic and maybe the dumb ones would say I'm intelligent
my wife and I are mostly irish/english

how am I doing, according to your metric?

almost all weightclasses are being ruined in the ufc, bellator is the future
>125 ruined by Mighty Manlet
>135 is still interesting
>145 and 155 ruined by Conor and Khabib
>170 ruined by Woodley and Wondermeme
>185 ruined by Bisping and cocky moron Rockhold
>205 ruined by idiot Jones and injury prone DC
>HW ruined by injury prone Cain, Stipe is based though

AKA has done some serious damage

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>>74889951
For sure stop worrying about others and worry about bettering yourself and your well-being. Believe me bro, it makes life worth living.

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>>74889951
>>74890055

shit I forgot to mention that I got the biggest GET of /heem/ history

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>>74890080
>For sure stop worrying about others
why do you worry about Schaub then?

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schooby bless you

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>>74890116
I don't need to worry about Schaub. He's very well off. He's well equipped for reality. I use him and his work ethic to push myself. His podcasts are a mechanism for success. I am productive while I listen to Schaubcasts.

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>>74890055
post a timestamped picture of your daughter

>>74889872
Is Ngannou basically just Mega Rumble?

>>74890172
lol suck a dick maybe instead

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>>74890169
are you trying to tell us that you masturbate while listening to schaub talk?

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>>74890258
If being productive means masturbating to you, I'm afraid you need to have a long chat with yourself in a quiet tranquil setting.

Now that Megan is the unified champ of Invicta; superfight with Evinger?

>>74890365
buddy I bet you don't even make six figures, don't MAKE me post my fuckin timesheet because I WILL post my fuckin timesheet you got it?

sit the fuck down

>>74887922
>>Poirier says beating Alvarez will put him one fight away from a title shot
does he have cte ?

>>74890365
Tonya Evinger looks like a guy that lives in a van and just rock climbs every day

>>74889872
How embarrassing!! Have some self-respect, Luke!

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>tfw 6'3, make 7 figures, am the leader of a small country at the tender age of 18

life is good
what do you mean you want proof just trust me bro i'm totally successful

>>74890365
That would be an interesting fight, but I think Anderson would take it simply because she would have such a significant size advantage
Evinger is an average sized Bantamweight, but Anderson is large even by Featherweight standards

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should Tiger Schaub peruse a career in mma so he can get knocked out and suffer from CTE like his dad?

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>>74890771
Seriously, what is wrong with you? Have you even read what you just wrote? You understand you're talking about a child here, right? You are a sick man. I hope you can at least recognize that.

>>74889744
if only you used your autism for something productive like getting good grades or socializing

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>Thanks for taking me out on a date, anon. Where are we going?

>>74890080
What have you achieved in your life other than living vicariously through another man you loser?

>>74889872
wtf i like cuckold now!?

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>>74890815
you understand he will be an adult one day who can choose to compete in mixed martial arts right? my question is how would schaub feel seeing his son suffer the same fate as him? imagine him seeing his boy laid out in the octagon trying to climb a rope to heaven

>>74890080
schaub the tard cant even hold his baby right

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>>74890941
I work for my city and I love what I do. I technically don't even work because I love helping so much. I'm not a loser in my own eyes. The only opinion that matters is my own.
>>74890995
Tiger likely would start MMA at a younger age than Brendan did. The fact you sit there and fantasize about a baby growing up to be harmed is sick in itself. Help yourself.

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>>74890914
the octagon

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>>74891106
so in your opinion schaub made a career of getting harmed?

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>>74891123
>look at me, you're the meal now

>>74891179
Would get heemed by Bisping desu

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>>74891263
>le barely "beat" anderson and hendo man

>>74891302
He's the champ. Your loser fighters aren't. Get over it!

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>>74891302
>barely
>rocked both of them in their match

Please don't underestimate Left Hook Larry

https://youtu.be/YGYx4l5yIBc

Damn! That thing will fuck you UP!

Mickey Gall

Glad you asked!

That is Brendan Schaub, the greatest fighter of all time. He dominated the heavyweight division before branching out to conquer the entertainment world as well. He used to be known as "The Hybrid" because he totally encompasses what it means to be a mixed martial artist. Early in his career he relied on his raw athleticism, but he refined his technique as he progressed as a fighter. Some highlights are when he picked up a clean knockout of the legend Mirko Cro Cop and actually landed the first D'Arce choke in heavyweight history on Matt Mitrione. I could go on for days about Schaubs record as a fighter, but I think it really speaks for itself.

I'm sure you've heard of his podcast before, The Fighter and the Kid (http://www.tfatk.com/). TFATK really showcases Brendan's whit and charisma and there is also this little goober named Bryan Callen (the kid). Bryan acts as the foil to Schaub. The show features witty banter and fantastic interviews. Big Brown really creates a relaxed environment and puts his guests at ease. The interviews are like conversations between childhood friends catching up. If you need to find the latest episode, you can always check the top of the iTunes chart ;)

If you want to know anymore feel free to ask. We all love him around here!

Sage Cuck-cutt

Ray Borg

Francis G'Know

Brendan Peter Schaub!

>>74892331
who dis

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>/heem/ approved foods:
- steaks
- burgers
- piana 5% meal plan options
- huebq

>/heem/ brown list of food:
- tiramisu
- eggs
- fedora-tipper bowl
- bananas

>>74892391
Glad you asked!

That is Brendan Schaub, the greatest fighter of all time. He dominated the heavyweight division before branching out to conquer the entertainment world as well. He used to be known as "The Hybrid" because he totally encompasses what it means to be a mixed martial artist. Early in his career he relied on his raw athleticism, but he refined his technique as he progressed as a fighter. Some highlights are when he picked up a clean knockout of the legend Mirko Cro Cop and actually landed the first D'Arce choke in heavyweight history on Matt Mitrione. I could go on for days about Schaubs record as a fighter, but I think it really speaks for itself.

I'm sure you've heard of his podcast before, The Fighter and the Kid (http://www.tfatk.com/). TFATK really showcases Brendan's whit and charisma and there is also this little goober named Bryan Callen (the kid). Bryan acts as the foil to Schaub. The show features witty banter and fantastic interviews. Big Brown really creates a relaxed environment and puts his guests at ease. The interviews are like conversations between childhood friends catching up. If you need to find the latest episode, you can always check the top of the iTunes chart ;)

If you want to know anymore feel free to ask. We all love him around here!

>>74892436
I dont like steak!

>>74892036
>Glad you asked!

Who are you replying to?

>>74892436
whats wrong with eggs and bananas

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>>74892436
Good list god dammit

>>74892492
Whoever I want, h8r!! Don't tell me what do! Faggot!!

>>74892436
lol u forgot pizza on the second list

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>>74892531
>tfw

>>74892562
CHEETO FINGERRRRRRRRRRFRRRRRRRRFRRRRRRRRRRRRRRS

Really digging the excessive exclamation marks gimmick

I literally cannot stop shitposting

HAHAHAHAHAHA

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>>74892769
>173 Replies
>27 Posters
what did we mean by this?

>>74892796
I posted 6 times from my phone too. That's like 5 different IPs at least

>>74892796
>>27 posters
All me btw

Had a yuge delightful dinner from tge chinese place a few streets down. Bout to make a Big Brown Breakdown lads

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>>74892796

>>74892796
I posted on my wifi, my neighbors wifi, the bar i was at wifi, and using data

Slow night

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>>74887736
Good Thread
Moose bless

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>>74892796
Literally

BIG

BROWN

BREAKDOWN

>>74892890
Thanks, I've posted in my thread 79 times now

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>Conor's reflexes are good enough for Floyd

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>>74887846
You think they would make two lesbians fight? I mean combined those dykes could be a man so maybe its a good fight.

>>74893001
>You think they would make two lesbians fight?

Carmouche v Andrade happened four years ago.

Good morning. I hope everyone slept well. Rate Invicta FC 22 out of 10.

>>74893171
comfy/10

>>74893171
10 out of 10

>>74893171
8/10, only not a 9 because the lesbian meth addict didn't get tapped.

who is your favorite woman fighter?

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>>74891179
One fight at a time m8. Jacare should be more worried about getting headkicked into oblivion

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>>74893205

>>74893171
-1453994/10

Just like every women's fight ever, bitch

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>>74893209
WAR MEEGO

>>74893239
is that the natty limit?

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>>74893209

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>>74892890
bless

>>74893209
Stop posting this you autist

>>74892436
these silly twats have no idea how to fight, never mind the fact that they have zero understanding in the art of MMA. I myself have trained for years in mixed martial arts, kick boxing and nunchuka and I can confidently say that I could of easily beaten both of these idiots within the 30 second mark. With MMA it is possible with practice to gain enough momentum and power so shatter arms on impact. If either of these guys had any idea of what they were actually doing or how to use it would of been a lot more entertaining as it is almost painful for me to see these bafoons fighting with rubber fists.

>>74893228
>>74893228
>>74893228
Whittaker is getting subbed in the 1st my guy

Who is your least favorite fighter?

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>>74893331
Homero

>>74893331
Bradon Vera

>>74893346
Why?

>>74893357
Disgusting

>>74893357
>#future

Notice the conspicuous lack of a UFC belt.

>>74893309
He's getting submitted to the top of the rankings after knocking out Jacapoo in the 1st round

>>74893394
lol well played

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>>74893357
why do they love baseball hats

>>74893401
Thanks man

>>74893357
Gays should not be allowed to have children

>>74893434
Why is Jacare such a shitty fighter?

>>74893444
USADA

>>74893460

>h-he looks the same!

someone post the conor steroid test

Why do people especially in the UFC prounce USADA as "U-S-A-D-A" and not "Yoo-sah-duh" like every other normal person?

Why they gotta be like dat!

I just made a Big Brown Breakdown in my pants

guess which fighter has had the most U-S-A-D-A tests in 2017

>>74893508
Sage, Decia, Reem, JoeB, Duffee

All with 4

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“If you’re saying that my chin is weak,” Jedrzejczyk continued, “try to knock me out. About the fight with Karolina – she hit me to the nose and I was like, I was throwing some punches and kicks and she came with the big right hand to my nose so I was like out of balance. Of course she dropped me for a little bit, but she didn’t touch my chin. So this is what happened. And in the fight with Gadelha, the same thing. They’re sometimes hard punches. When you throw the combination, you can be out of balance and it can drop you. But definitely my chin is still okay and I don’t worry about that.”

>>74893547
holy shit how

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Fighters cheating is proof that almost all people are shit.

Where is everyone

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>>74893634

you know you're a fan of mma if

Does anyone here NOT like Alexa Grasso?

>>74893550
>joanna thinks that when people say you have a weak chin they're talking about your jawline

huh

Rogan riffs

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FUCKING BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIG
BISPING IS DEAD

>>74893710
what's for breakfast

>>74893718
eggs and oatmeal lil niggie

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BASED CONOR LADS

>>74893758
>yfw mayweather gets ko'd with the 1st punch

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>>74893765

which ufc fighter would you die to save

tiramisu before weight cut. RUSSIA STYLE

Conor McEggsandBacon

>>74893814
sauna suit in the sauna. RUSSIA STYLE

>33 posters

MMA literally might un-ironically be dead

>>74893758
>crossing diaz fans off twice
>not having duffy fans on the list
Delusional.

>>74887657
Stipe LITERALLY got flash KO'd by Overeem

what's the latest MMA news

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*blocks your path*

hello

this is awful

does stipe have a bad chin for a heavyweight?

If CTE is real why do fighters not show symptoms after 20 years of fighting?

>>74894097
Because it only appears when you get hit in the head as much as Schaub.

>>74894101

proof schaub has cte?

>>74894101
>Schaub lives in h8rs heads
>4 free
Can't clown Big Brown

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>>74893460
>h-he looks smaller

>>74894169
was his skull always like that or is it from getting punched and kicked

>>74893821
crush cans and avoid challenging fights. RUSSIA STYLE

name a fighter no one hates

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>spicybangers.tk has fightpass links

>>74894203
Don't get v&.

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>>74894203
where else would you get your good quality UFC content anon? could it be that ure not a real fite fan?

Wait how much do you guys pay for fightpass $7.99 or $9.99?

Could Easy Money Masvidal beat Conor at 155lbs?

>>74894273
another florida top tier fighter

can literally any other place on earth even compete?

Not everyone in the 115-pound division is convinced the former women’s bantamweight fighter from Brazil is doing things the right way. In a post by someone on Instagram comparing Andrade’s victory against Jessica Penne at UFC 199 and her UFC 203 victory over Joanne Calderwood, Calderwood left a comment revealing she believes Andrade has been on steroids.

“(Expletive) it. People who use roids need to live knowing they need it. I know she was on it, if not was before and that’s her problem. I’d rather get a loss than cheat.”

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Bought my niece a judo gi since my sister is fucking me around. I'm gonna learn judo no matter what, son. Don't let your dreams be dreams /heem/ get on the mat.

BJJ/WRESTLERS, WE COMIN' FOR YOU NIGGA!

>>74894045
He was heemed only once in his mma career, thats way below average for hw. I'm inclined to say that his chin is alright

How many PPVs could Joanna sell?

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>>74894365

>>74894386
Definitely more than 10

What's the difference between a high elbow gulliotine and a darce

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It's a shame so many people misunderstand karate and don't know that it has sweeps, elbows and knees and even some submissions. Most just think it's just kicks and punches.

I remember learning the foot tap in karate but I was useless at it so I barely used it. I much preferred the old school ground method of putting my foot behind someone and pushing them backwards over it. Needed less technique.

Then I come to start learning judo and it turns out the same sweep is in judo. It's really cool the amount of cross pollination you find in the Japanese/Asian martial arts. And when you find it between western and eastern arts too.

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>>74894513

>>74894513
It's a shame that people don't realize that karate and judo are completely useless and boxing/kickboxing, BJJ, and western wrestling are all you need to know for competitive MMA.

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>>74894515

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>>74894525
What do you think BJJ is?

>>74894542
Judo with a different philosophy which innovates and improves on certain techniques?

>>74894554
>different philosophy
As in dick-riding Helio Gracie as some sort of demi-God? BJJ is a cult.

I'll give you they innovated the ground game of judo but they hardly improved the existing techniques.

>>74894576
It is though, Judo ruleset and training practices is vastly different from BJJ. I have Judo guys and Sambo guys at my gym.

https://youtu.be/v94dGVnds8Q

>>74894591
If BJJ is superior to judo why did Kimura snap Helio's shit up and Yoshida choked Royce limp?

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>>74887736
>3/31: EFN 62 - Pavlovich vs Sidelnikov
>3/31: Bellator 175 - Rampage vs King Mo 2


Heavyweight Quinton Jackson vs. Muhammed Lawal
Heavyweight Sergei Kharitonov vs. Chase Gormley
Featherweight Marcos Galvao vs. Emmanuel Sanchez
Lightweight Steve Kozola vs. Jake Roberts
Featherweight Noad Lahat vs. Lloyd Carter

Preliminary card (Spike.com)
Welterweight Joaquin Buckley vs. Justin Patterson
Heavyweight Adam Maciejewski vs. Prince McLean
Lightweight Damian Norris vs. Tom Shoaff
Light Heavyweight James Bochnoviv vs. Matt Paul
Bantamweight Manny Vazquez vs. Nate Williams
Lightweight Tim Cho vs. Joshua Hardwick
Welterweight Tom Holder vs. Josh Streaker
Bantamweight Cory Galloway vs. David Garcia
Lightweight Brian Akins vs. Mike DeLaVega
Featherweight Asef Askar vs. James Esposito
Bantamweight Max Fuentes vs. Brandon Shelhart

>>74894591
>Judo ruleset
> is

Modern Judo is a sport. Judo was originally designed as a real world martial art. It was not created with modern tournament rules in mind. BJJ is just original judo, stolen by the Gracies.

>>74894663
True. Thankfully my club emphasises learning judo and not just judo for competition. The black belts in my club are always criticising the amount of techniques which are now banned. They said that at the Olympics the Russians rekt the Japanese with leg locks so the Japanese got butthurt and banned leg locks in competition judo kek.

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>>74887736

>4/8 : Bellator 176 - TBA
>Bellator 176: Carvalho vs. Manhoef is scheduled to take place on April 8, 2017 at the Pala Alpitour in Torino, Italy.
>Women's Catchweight (130 pounds) Anastasia Yankova vs. Elina Kallionidou will be the co-main event
>130 pounds
>thicc anastasia

Daniel Cormier is 38 years old.

>>74894710
so is bisping

>>74894710
Daniel Cormier cried after he was defeated by Jon Jones

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>>74894731
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SqXQinJlPsg

>>74894762
Go Bones Jones, his little chicken legs

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Has there ever been a shitter fighter?

Cracks me up when people say the 155 is stacked. Like with who? Only legit beast in that division is Conner, rest are equally shitty. Hell he made Eddie look like a damn rookie, Khabib doesnt stand a chance in fucking hell at beating Conner, Khabibs stand up is trash and he shoots hella slow easy KO for Conner.

>>74894872
>b-but I'm too real for this shit

>>74894908
>Conner
You have to disguise your bait better

I usually dont go for the MMA UFC/ great white hope star search show. But i do enjoy seeing brothers wreck the most evil pink demons on the planet!

There are people in this thread right now that think Nate stands a chance against Conor at 155

>>74894908
You're not wrong.

>>74894908
Tony is actually the only good fighter in 155

>>74895087
>walking into punches
>good

Is there any animal that could heem an elephant 1v1

>>74895149
a human

Daily reminder that Eddie is literally 3-2 in the UFC

>>74895149
White rhino.

>>74895165
1 out of 100 times maybe.

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>>74895164
>Before his title shot Eddie was 2-1 in the UFC with both wins being split decisions

but only an elephant can beat a white rhino nothing else can

>>74895178
a human

>>74895149
Inland taipan would MURK an elephant.